The Nick DiPaolo Show - Iran & Russia Sitting In A Tree | The Nick DiPaolo Show #1939

Episode Date: August 19, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about Moscow Sending Iran Weapons, Minnesota Fraud..Again, Another Dumb California Teacher, Popeyes' New Chicken Flavor, Dragsters At WNBA Game and A Brewer Beat Down!  WATCH THE FULL SHOW LIVE & FREE at 6pm ET only on Rumble! https://rumble.com/thenickdipaoloshow/ TOUR DATES, SOCIALS, PERSONAL VIDEOS, STREAM ALL MY COMEDY SPECIALS! https://www.nickdip.com/ MERCH - GRAB A MUG, TSHIRT, HOODIE, STICKERS AND MORE! https://shop.nickdip.com/

This thing's picking up fucking alien wavelengths. It's fucking weird. We're hearing radio because of this thing. And anybody who knows anything, probably it could explain it. Why am I picking up radio waves on something that's running from there into my... Yeah. The dongle into the iPad. Causes you to pick up radio waves.

We just heard shit from the Gaza Strip. They're going to attack on fucking September 14th. Dirty fucking sand chimps. Hi, there's a camera. I forgot. How are you? Welcome to the top of the show. Champaign of beers. You're hearing that? Now we've got a windstorm. Hold on. What is going.

The last 24 hours of tech shit, folks, I can't. I'm going to talk about it a second. I can't fucking, I can't deal with it. Anyways, top of the show. Free shows all day, but if you want to watch them, ad-free, join Rumble Premium. and don't forget to follow my channel. Download the Rumble Appetini.

Today I'm going to be talking about Moscow backing up Iran, you know, sending them weapons and shit and whatnot. Minnesota fraud worse than we thought it was. By dirty, filthy Ethiopian fucking, I don't like you. Call me racist. Get out of my fucking country. Anyways, another dumb California teacher. This thing apparently needs adjusting.

It's getting worse. I feel like my roof of my mouth is six feet thick. Popeye's chicken, the grossest thing I've ever seen done to food, and again, you know, again, I'd say what, four out of five stories that are negative on this show always involve people of color. Nick, that's horrible. Shut the fuck up and have a Miller highlight.

Got a couple drag queens at the W. They weren't even queens. They were just guys kind of fucking doing it. tongue and cheek, I think they're going to declare for the NBA. And baseball, the Brewers kicked the living shit out of the Mariners. And you're like, well, why we care? Because just the score itself was worth talking about. Anyways, yeah, so last night, I'm like, you know what?

And again, you guys enjoy the sound drops. Yeah, I like, you know, I had a million of them. Then, of course, the app I was using Soundbite, whatever the fuck it was, goes out of business naturally because it's something I figured out at work, perfectly. Just like when I declared the Braeburn apple, my favorite apple, nature started not making them.

Nature said, fuck this. I haven't seen a brayburn. I swear to God, Mother Nature said, fuck him. Can't even find a brayburn anywhere. Anyhow. So I'm on AI, because I got a new thing called Soundboard to load sound drops of it.

And I want to take the one. ones that I have already. Transform to this new fucking app. You think that would be easy. I did some of them somehow. I figured it out with it. But there's a whole bunch more. We don't even have delicious.

So I was trying last night. I'm like, I'm going to figure this out. I go to YouTube. They have an app, right? They just rip shit from YouTube. Do they still have that? I don't know why I'm not using that. I go to AI, Mr. fucking AI.

Again, my best new friend. It's so funny. It's taken on my personality. It is so... The thing was saying fuck more than me by the end of the two hours. I was on it with two hours. And I just said,

I want to take sound drops from clips on YouTube, put them in this... And he's like, here's how you do it. First of all, download shortcuts. It's a free app from Apple. Ba-b-b-b-boom. Bing, bang.

I do that. Next step. Bip-boom, boom. And I'm like, this guy, this thing's going to solve this. five seconds. Cut to me two hours later. Fucking eyes watering

gritting my teeth. And he kept sending me in a circle. He kept, he goes send me a picture what you said. I sent him a screenshot. That's exactly where he should be. He must have said that 13 times. I'm not fucking kidding you. Finally I go, hey, we're

going in fucking circles here. I'm trying to be polite to a thing that's not even human. I should be going your mother's fucking black hole. I don't have a mother. Huh? What?

I don't have a mother. How about the fact, the one time I'm watching my language and it doesn't matter. I say shit to people, humans to their face and get in trouble. And I'm treating this

fucking guy like, he's a visitor in my house. I'm like, mother. So at one point I go, hey, we're going in fucking circles here. And I go, we've been at this for an hour and 20 minutes. He goes,

I know, this is how they take on your personality. He goes, I know we could have gone to De Niro's fucking apartment in New York with a camera and had him say it into the camera. It would have been quicker. I get a new friend. Sounded like Zook saying it. Blow that fucker up. I want to show you what I was doing with this thing.

See those? Those are screenshots. Those are screenshots. He'd go, send me what you're looking at. That's, I did the, math. There's 40 there. One, two, three, five by eight. Forty screenshots. And that's not even counting the back and forth with, you know, just text saying this is what I see, blah, blah, blah. Two hours. Two hours. And he kept going, he kept saying like, oh, we got it. I know, I know now.

And it explained why it's not working the way we tried it. And he did that about eight times. and then I went, let me ask you a fucking question. I want to call him Frank. I'll give it a girl's name. I go, let me ask you a question. I said, you're AI. I don't even know what the fuck that is,

but you can't figure it out. I go, how about the cock suckers and I use that language, who designed this? Do they really think the average fucking person can figure it out when you, a fucking computer can't?

I'm with you there. blib blah blah. It's creepy. Have you guys spent any time with AI? It is fucking creepy. And when you jump back, you know, when I started the conversation, I go, yeah, I want to download.

He goes, I know, it almost like cuts me off. I remember you telling me you had a podcast with sound drop, blah, blah, and brings up the whole lost conversation we had. Pays more attention to you than any fucking person that loves you. You wonder why guys having fucking AI girlfriend friends and shit. I'm about to hang out with this guy. This guy. Dallas and his wife calls it

Chet. Like chat? That's a great idea. I got a name for my fuck face. Fucking shit for brains. Two hours and he couldn't figure it out. It couldn't figure it out. What is it? Non-gender, cis-binary, fucking, you only fucking lick. Anyways. What a frustrating. So, so I, so I, so, so, so, Alice, after two hours, I go, fuck this. I still hadn't prepared the show. I go, I got to take a break. I'm going to watch the socks. Put on the socks. I have the worst cable company

in the country. My brother is a cable expert. He goes, Comcast is the fuck or infinity, whatever the fuck it is. I don't even know what it is. It, three innings into Red Sox game, the screen just freezes. And I can't get past that. I'm doing this, I'm watching this to relax.

I'm not a very relaxed guy to begin with. People see me on Xanax and go, what do you take a drink and calm down? And I'm going, you've got to be sucking my fucking balls. Fucking reboot the whole fucking thing. Oh, we're having, it goes,

and here's, the message goes, we're sorry, we're having a problem. Then it goes check your connection. Why are you apologizing? If you think it's me. You fucking, I've had times I'm watching a red Sox game.

I'm like in the fifth inning. I've already, you know, I've already invested about an hour and a half and it jumps to the end. They actually gave us a credit. Andy was on the phone. Andy takes screenshots of the fucking TV frozen, you know, and goes, this is what the fuck, you know, here's eight times that you've done. It is the, I don't know what they're using.

So that froze up and kept, and kept doing it. And I'm going, oh, my fucking, I finally get through the game. I go, I got to prepare the show. I get on my fucking phone and the Wi-Fi's not working in my house. For some reason, it was going in and out. I aged about fucking two years last night in about two hours. I'm just, folks, I'm telling you. Christ's sake, this keeps up.

I'm going to go back to stand-up. Doing what I'm supposed to be doing for a living. Delicious. Delicious. Thank you. This is what my grandpa used to drink. He'd buy the six-ounce grenades. They had bottles that were like six ounces.

It's like he knew we were stealing him and he didn't want us to get too drunk. We'd go into his fridge and grab those little fucking Miller High Life grenades, we call them. And he had PBR in there too. I still love this type of beer. Dallas and me laugh

because, you know, I'm like fucking, I don't want a beer that has notes of blackberry in it. What the fuck are you doing? Making me gay? I want notes of motor oil. I want it to smell like a coon farted on it. That's coming up.

Raccoon, I didn't mean the other thing, right? You hear my producer going, huh? I didn't. You know me, folks. I'm an animal lover. Okay, fast forward to today. I went yesterday and had an ultrasound on my kidneys. Is this what I get for being, I'd say, you know,

is this what I get for moderation my whole life? I mean, I drank hard when I was in college like everybody else did. And I drank pretty hard when I got out of college. I switched from beer to hard liquor, which I fucking enjoyed. And then I'm back to beer. But I'm just saying, I have friends that, you know, Artie Lang, how's he still alive? Did more heroin than fucking Keith Richard ever did. And these people, and I look at him and they go, they had a fun life.

I don't know. I'm just saying. So I have an ultrasound down on my kidneys and my bladder to see what's going on. And because my wife's gynecologist who gives me the pellets did some lab work and he didn't like the kidney function thing. And my stupid primary care physician, by the way, he looked at it and he goes, there's a little something with your kidneys. So I go to this guy who's a specialist today. By the way, they took the ultrasounds and they said to me, the girl that did him,

Of course there's like three or four cute ones I have to get the fucking heifer You know you gotta pull your shirt up And you have to pull your waistband down a little I'm showing her my pubs go look at those Still dark Anyways

Anyways she's rubbing jellar me and shit I'm jerking off it's horrible So they do that And I said Will the doctor have these tomorrow Because I'm seeing him tomorrow She goes I don't know

it takes one to two business days. I'm like, Jesus Christ. This is my third doctor's appointment this week. So I called the doctor's office yesterday, and I go, they told me you might not have these tomorrow. She goes, we'll have them, don't worry, exactly like that. I get there. The doctor doesn't get to me.

I kept Dallas updated. I got there at 11. My appointment was 1130. I got there at 1115. He saw me at 20 at 2. but I kept in mind that he was doing a favor he squeezed me into a full schedule

and I loved the guy it was worth it comes there and he's got a he's got a bow tie on he's like in my age probably white dress shirt with the bowtie a little bit of a bare belly and great laugh

you know and I'm like you want to hear my theory and I thought it was just my primary care decision made it sound like it was no big deal so he's looking at the blood work and shit and he goes

52% I go 52% he goes I go you mean maybe one kidney he's only performing if he goes no everything you got pal I'm laughing but 52 that's not that good kidneys are pretty important folks the last time I checked you're gonna see me on a dialysis machine I'll do the show from the dialysis machine I'll give a fuck the great ones play hurt right

so but he was very jolly and she we started you know he started he goes He goes, entertainer. What do you do? I go, I'm a comedian. Really? B, blah, blah. And I said, yeah, I fucking, you know.

Well, I go, you know, I lean right in my comedy. And he's like, wow. And I said, even back in the 80s, I said, I did one of my first open mic, somebody said, you're politically incorrect. And he goes, they had political correctness. There was a problem back then. I go, yeah, you must have been too buddy, too busy studying. You know, he's in medical school.

And I said, fuck you. And I said, I don't know how many things I get canceled. They wouldn't tell you why. I'd have a killer weekend at a club. And they're like, yeah, he did all right. We don't want, you know, we can't. They wouldn't come out and say it. And now these guys are saying all the shit I was saying years ago.

And there's no risk to it. People that find it refreshing or whatever to fuck. Just might. I'm just telling you. Anyways, then I told my rope for gut felon. He perked right up. And he's fucking. And he had a great laugh.

And I was busting his balls. And I'm like, want to hear my theory? He goes, why don't we wait until you hear my theory? I go, are you telling me your, I go, are you telling me your fucking Ph.D. from Vanderbilt Medical School is better than my marketing business degree from the University of Maine? And he was fucking laughing and shit. And anyway, so I'm a little shocked, though. I mean, that's more serious than I thought it was going to be.

And then I go on my phone, Dallas, and I see a long thread, my brothers and sisters. I go, what the fuck? My mother got rushed to the hospital last night. She had horrible stomach pains. And she's tough, my mother. She don't fucking give in, even though she's 89. But she, you know, she lives in a nursing home. She didn't call my sisters who live not far from the nursing home.

You know, and my sisters got pissed at that. So, yeah, she went to the hospital last night. And she's all right now. She said, you know, she goes, it, it felt. felt like gallbladder, but they took my gallbladder out years ago. So, you know, but I don't know what the pains were. First, they thought it was pancreatic, whatever the fuck. She's 89.

At that point, you don't give a, at that point, let me tell you something. All the shit I went through with this doctor, I had to have blood done a couple of weeks ago. I had two more appointments. I had to get pissed. The other day, yesterday I went for the ultrasound. I actually said to my, I hope there's something wrong with me. He stops laugh. He goes, why would you say?

say that. I go, it's just been a pain of the ass. Not only that, my insurance didn't cover the fucking imaging. That was $175.75 out of my... What do they do? I really want to feel bad for that guy that could shot in the back, but I really can't. What a fucking scamola the health industry

is. Anyways. Anyways, I'm having some Luigi Mangione t-shirts available on my website. So that's been my last 24 hours of whatever the fuck. Red Sox kicked ass and last night.

They're fucking, wow, slapped around the, you know who's again, Arizona. I don't know where they get these guys. We have that, this Guerrero, this reliever, he's, his last name's Guerrero, some type of Dominican, six, seven or six, eight. Most pitches come out, they'll throw 99 and then they'll go up to 100, 100, 101. This guy comes out throwing at 101. Nobody's even talking about him. We're up for nothing.

It looks like we're going to blow him out. Guy for them fucking grand slam in like the fourth inning. They go ahead, 5'4, because that's the Red Sox this year. But you knew damn well they were coming back. Enough of that shit. Let's get to the boring shit. Moscow Mules. Russia is shipping parts for drones, missiles,

and explosive to Iran to replenish its weapons, stockpiles, decimated by U.S. and Israeli airstrikes during the war of 1812, according to a new report. More than two dozen Russian ships, many of them under U.S. and European sanctions. Excuse me. If they're under sanctions, don't we have a right to slap them around?

I don't know how it were. Traveled across the Caspian seeds to deliver the... You know, every time oceans or rivers come up on jeopardy, I change the channel. Impossible. Nobody knows about a river.

I was going to say Egypt. It's the only one we do know. to deliver arms to Iran's port in Amarabad. That's how you know the place is a shithole. Every country ends in bad. Anyways, while the development demonstrates Moscow and Tehran's deepening alliance, it also proves that the U.S. Israeli strikes against Iran's production plants have been largely successful, which is a good point.

If they have to replenish, we must have whack the shit on it. Jim Lampson, a former CIA analyst, and my kidney doctor said that. has been repeatedly accused of aiding Iran's war effort in sending upgraded drones to the Islamic Republic to bolster Tehran's ability to hit U.S. targets. What's that? Chicago? Good luck, you fuckers.

Those aren't even reeled. It's a line of dildos that the gay Mueller uses on his own ass. Good going, Nick. The Kremlin has notably improved on Iran's war-defining Shahed suicide. Oh, the Shahid's. You know the Shahid brothers? Franken Ted shit. Suicide drones, which have plagued Ukraine for years.

President Trump has downplayed Russian aid to Iran, claiming last month that Russian dictator Vladimir Putin assured him, as the people under 40 say Putin. What am I saying? There's 50-year-olds that talk like that are. Vladimir Putin assured him that Moscow was not selling arms to Iran. And why shouldn't we believe him? It's not like he's a fucking KGB killer or anything.

It's not like he throws people who disagree with him out the window of hotels. You know what's funny about that? Everybody knows that, and he still does it. That's what's hilarious about it. That's how, you know, he ain't playing. Yeah, it was me. What are you going to do about it? Well, I'm going to book a room on the first floor.

Starting then. He also said any form of Russian aid has been very unimpassion. after Ukrainian President Zelensky accused the Kremlin of sharing satellite images of U.S. bases with Iran. That's who you feel for. The fucking guys over there. U.S. guys are in harm's way over there. So anyways, here's a video. What's up?

Remember this? We showed you this to you a couple weeks ago. Can you imagine this guy knows this thing's trying to blow him up? He takes out a can of raid at one point. Really silly and then a fly swam. Oh, Jesus, H! The hell was that? That was a company that made him.

That was his food truck company. Oh my god. Can you imagine that chasing you around? God, it's like an old girlfriend. This stuff actually tastes delicious. Delicious, delicious. Old-fashioned beer. We used to watch a commercial, they go,

the champagne of beers, then it cut the four black guys drinking it. go what? And my friends will go, they like champagne too. I go, I didn't say they didn't. What the fuck out of my face, you Chinese bastard? Hey, folks, November 5th, I'll be the punchline taking a big shit on stage. Atlanta, Georgia. And then the next night, I'll take a runny dump at the Rivers Casino in Philly.

And then I'll close it out by kicking it into the audience and Seoul Joles. November 7th in Potsdam, Pennsylvania. Go to nickdip.com if you want your mother's tits. before they're sold out. And go to the merchandise page as my lovely wife worked on it very hard. That's nickdip.com. And if you buy merch, it supports this show.

And by the way, this show is doing good numbers. Even the shows that have been up for a week or so are doing way better than like... Anyways, hey, Tommy, you got new any advertisers? That's the last thing you said to me. Anyways. I also want to send a personalized video to someone. I'll say what you're thinking so you don't have to.

You can book that at shoutout.us. It's very easy. You read it and it'll tell you how to do it. Anyways, let's move on to the next story. Filthy immigrants in Minnesota busted for more fraud. Can imagine they call them filthy immigrants right on Fox? No, I'm kidding. Folks, I kid.

You know what's funny? I'm going through the channel last night. I stop on Hannity. Two nights in a row, he's talking to Sammy the Bull Gravano in his house. And Sean Hannity's, what a life. Boy, did he do it right, man. His studio's probably done. He's got a podcast now, which I'm sure.

I mean, he does his radio and TV show from his house. So I'm sure he does his podcast. It's like a man cave, et cetera. He's got Sammy the Bull on. It is, those guys fascinate me. And what is Sammy thinking now that he's getting up there? Did I mean? Because you listen to him talking?

He's like a normal guy. And he talks like he had a, you know, he talks about his job like he worked at a machine shop. He's probably thinking, hmm, what should I disclose now that I'm close? Oh, he's not even worried about that anymore. He talks about everything. But I'm thinking he's going,

that's not what I was thinking. I'm thinking he's going, am I going to burn in fucking hell for it? If he doesn't, there's no hell. Do you know how he, but his story's fascinating. He had like a list, but I don't know, they picked on him. I forget why. Oh, he had dyslexia and he couldn't read and they were called him retarded.

And they used to pick on him. So one day he'd just clean the clock of some kid, almost a fucking kid to kill the kid that was bullying him. He got a reputation. Anyways, I told you bullies do good things for people. An alleged Minnesota fraudster once hailed as an outstanding refugee like there's any kind of by the state. Do you hear what I just said?

Outstanding refugee by the state. They voted him outstanding, like he's a fucking wide receiver for the Vikings. Reportedly, part of a massive Medicaid fraud and sex trafficking ring that swindled victim. It just disgust me. Victims out of $4.5 million. That's taxpayer money, by the.

Salman Ahmed Elmi. I wouldn't let him in on his name. There he is holding his plaque. Probably had his ass eaten. by Tim Walts, fucking dirty immigrant. Go back to your third little shithole, you cock sucker. I'm Sean Hannity. Don't ever, ever miss it.

Salman Ahmed Elmi, who was honored by the State's Department of Human Services in 2021 with the Outstanding Refugee Award for Entrepreneuralship. Do you understand? They watched fucking Elon. How can Elon Omar still be a fucking senator? or whatever the fuck that mustacheed whore is was slapped with a total, this guy, Mr. Mr. Refugee of the Year,

slapped with a total of eight counts of aiding and abetting theft last week. Prosecutors said, and I mean, you're talking sex trafficking. That should be a death. Prosecutor said, Elmi, an immigrant from Somalia, hey, Somalia, why don't we blow that place up to? the fact that you did Elon Omar is the best thing you guys ever produce

and I would burn her alive in front of her fucking husband slash brother slash cousin was one of four associates who ran for phony agencies he ran four phony agencies in Minnesota Reva Health Reva McIntyre Reva oh Reba no Reva Reva Autism see what they do They even know what words to throw in that's left-wing shit

you know all those all those Soros you know democracy for America his fucking name like shillai Riva Auster

autism helpful housing a home felt assisted living do you see the language that scam the government health care program which is taxpayer money

out of more than 4.5 million since 2023. Elmi himself built Medicaid for more than a million bucks in unprovided or illegible services. Nobody's paying attention except for the scammers. They just look, they go, look how much money America throws away. What are we doing? Let's go over there and set up a fake company and build a government for it. It's easy. And our lefty jerkoffs look at it and go, you go, because they hate this country more than these scumbags do.

Elmy and his associates, Frank Reeves. You think it was going to be Muhammad Gak and Stelling. It's Frank Reeves. Listen to how Victoria is spelled here. And don't tell me this is because it's a V-I-K-T-O-R-I-Y-A, phonetically. You know, like Anthony Hardaway. Victoria Cominash and, oh, Andreas Sampson. How do we get her in there?

All of a sudden. And Jill James were all. running a related pay for sex scheme where they would, listen to this, they would recruit homeless and drug addicted young women. Where are you going to find that in Minneapolis? And rent departments in their name,

the crew would then steal the identities of the men paying for sex and Bill Medicaid in those guys' names. You got to hand it to him. You stupid, fucking brown, ignorant terrorist cocksucker. You got a good business mind.

It's like the mobsters, like the Gordy's of the world. They could fuck it. If they went legit, they'd probably be very successful, but they don't want to work. And it's more fun. Shooting some guy that owes your money and then fucking his girlfriend. Shit like that. Look at this guy. He's got a million dollar smile.

He's a fucking poster boy. I'll say it again. I make the joke all the time. It's the last face. The people at Cantter Fitzgerald saw. on the top floor of the tower. The alleged fraudster had started a business to help inspire

other people. And other people become fraudsters? In a sense, deleted profile, celebrating him as an outstanding refugee on the state's website. They took it down. The debt of justice announced charges against 15

Minneapolis fraudsters for Medicaid fraud. Here is the Department of Justice, one of the higher-ups. These are feds now, announcing those charges. There's Robin F. Kennedy Jr. standing to this guy's right that's speaking, and listen to what he hear. It's only a quick blurb. He listed off five minutes of frauds under different name. You wouldn't have believed it. I just grabbed one that was pretty shocking. An autism program that cost the taxpayer 600,000 just six years ago, skyrocketed to over 400 million. Pause. 600,000.

six years ago to 400 million that's real though anybody asked you where you got it you got it playing craps in Morocco is that the end of the clip pretty much

no oh good and to be sure that number is not driven by supply and demand it is not driven by health care or charity it is fraud hey that's Dr. Oz

hey he's it he looks like Buddy Epson Beverly Hillbillies He's getting old, huh? He's doing a good job, though. You know, Oprah has disavowed herself from anybody like him that's in the Trump administration.

You can't do that, you stupid bitch. We know where he came from. You can't take it back because he's doing good now, you fat yum. Fucking whore. Fuck her. And every pancake she's ever had. I hope of cholesterol through the ceiling.

Probably a bed of it. kidneys of me though that's the problem what did I do I didn't even I never did any drugs and shit banged a couple of chlamydia that's nothing to be kidneys is it anyways all right let's move on everybody knows you never go full retire oh and our west coast stupid uh segment tonight and boys the west coast leading the league and stupid lately they always lead the league every year but man a california teach dash fluencer a teach fluency a teach fluency answer, was slammed online for her playful TikTok videos displaying her classroom style. What do you mean how she teaches? No, her clothes. The L.A. woman who goes by Hey, Miss

teacher, that's almost like my, I go by Hey, fuck face. Kind of colleges. On social media, racked up over a million views on a recent TikTok video where she flaunted her a colorful outfit of the day. where are we as a nation? I read another thing today. A female teacher. Fucked some teenage kid. She's cute. She's fucking cute.

The teacher in her 20s or whatever. Fuck this. And he's suing her because it did emotional damage. What did I tell you guys? That's where they're doing it. They use the word rape in there. You can't rape a young kid. Not unless you're a black dude

and you're fucking him in the ass behind a mailbox. That's rape. But in the classroom, her classroom or in her house? Doing the kid a favor, I'll say it until I'm blue in the face. Oh, I'm emotionally fucked up. Yeah, because you know that's the last piece of ass you're going to get. Anyways. So anyways, she puts herself modeling her clothes.

This is people teaching your kids. She said it to Lady Gaga's paparazzi. One of my favorite tunes. We're not going to play that because we've been getting flagged for even background music lately. The clip shows the teacher dancing in an empty classroom while wearing at least she wasn't banging anybody while wearing

a baby doll dress. Who hasn't done that? You get a couple of fucking champagne of beers and you throw on the wife's top. Printed with various foods, purple leggings and knee-high leather boots. That's what she's wearing in this clip. This is a teacher. This is a oh my God, what, and go ahead.

I'll provide the music. This is your teacher. Whoa. What are you showing us there? I have those boots, by the way. I wear those. Me and Andy go out bowling. Okay, you guys picture

that her fucking face his name, music behind it. That's who's teaching your kids. And not that, who knows? She might be good. The teachers look, stirred up controversy with some calling

an inappropriate and distracting First of all, those are the wrong words to use. This, although this guy makes a good. This is what professionalism looks like now. The adult is in charge of forming young minds, treating the classroom like a personal content studio. Somebody asked, yeah, that's actually a good way of putting it. And she's a hero because she's not banging anybody.

Other commenters came to the woman's defense, proving that we're a species in decline. This is why we'll never survive. we're confused why the outfit sparked debate. And you can't blame these people because I'm guessing the people that are defending her, probably around her age, have grown up in this shit. I'm failing to see, I could be wrong, probably a 50-year-old woman who has kids. They're my best friends.

I'm failing to see what's inappropriate about this. Her skirt is barely above her knees and she's wearing leggings. Her dress has food on it, like my grandpa. Grampy's a trans? Yes. Transitioned from Italy, right, to this? That's fucking funny. That's not what's inappropriate about it, lady.

You're missing the point. It's not because of the skirt, the length of it, or whatever the fuck. It's about her doing it in her classroom and doing it for her fucking Twitter page. That's what's controversial about it. Do you understand that? Do you not know that Mark fucking Zuckerberg's being sued right now

and a bunch of other platforms, especially Facebook, because kids have been hanging themselves and committing suicide because of being bullied. Do you understand that? That it's not a good thing that your kids are going to be on fucking

looking into their phone, eight hours a day. That's what, and she's encouraging it, the teacher. I think that's where the problem lies. Call me Spengali. I don't know who that is. Did you hear that?

This is really the morning zoo show. I'm spanky. That's my sidekick. That's my That's my sidekick, Unicorn Dave. What does that mean? I don't know.

You know what I'm in the mood for right now? My boy, my favorite gay guy. It's between him and Freddie Mercury. It's neck and, what am I saying? Elton John is my favorite musician of all time. But here's my, as far as comedy goes, this is my gay hero, right?

And a comedy hero. Your father was a jackass, your mother was a horse. Now, Paul, what does that make you? The star and the center square, Bieber face. He called him Beaver Face.

Folks, that's a game show. Funnier than anything you guys have seen in your 20s and 30s. Let's go watch where I met your mother. Or fucking Sheldon. Or, what's the one with all the nerds? Big Bang Theory.

funny as pediatric cancer. That's a game show. And it was fucking hilariously funny. If you didn't understand fag talk, he said, the Senate Square, you beaver face. Because the guy had, he's got chipmunk fucking,

he's got, that's Peter Marshall. His kid played, I was telling Dallas, play for the Kansas City Royals, Pete La Cock. I guess that's why he changed it to Marshall. Not a good name for a game show. show host.

How about Bob Barker? He's my hero, too. He was banging those fucking models when he was like 80. At work, they said. You think he was in it for the pussy? That's so funny. She's pointing to a fucking jar of Skippy. Somebody's trying to...

He's fucking over there going, yeah, I just ate her ass, Skippy. Somebody's trying to get the prices, Skippy. Oh my God. Bob, rest in peace, sir. You did it right with that charming fucking anyways I looked at some clips of Bob Barker they're like he was kind of racist

and they showed about eight clips of where like a black lady wins and is trying to hug Bob and he would pull away that's horrible I love jolly black women it's like six of them

let's move on to I can't talk you have to have these tightened up I guess somebody said yeah chicken shit moved by dumb colored guy who wrote that

Dallas. That's horrible. A new viral video is taking social media by storm, and it might change America's fast food habits forever. Not mine. I don't go to Popeyes. If I want to get stabbed,

I'm going to the fucking Waffle House. Waffle House is delicious, by the way. I ate there every morning when I was having problems. The video shows a Black Popeye's employee in Louisiana, filming himself, doing something quite sickening. Here is the video.

A Black Popeye's employee in Louisiana was fired and could face a lawsuit after he farted on raw chicken and served it to customers. What's the problem? He's trying to give it a little extra zing. Here's the, if I'm representing him in court, I'd go, sir, it's not, Judge, it's not like he waited until it was already breaded and fried. He fired it on raw chicken. Once that goes in Greece, it's 450. Everything's killed. Come on. Kid was fucking around.

Judge? Where are you going? How gross is that? How gross yet funny? And it's funny. It is really gross to white people. But I can see a white kid doing it. Not that they caught him,

but a white kid doing it, you'd be laughing in a different way. But you know why black kids are doing that? They hate white people. And don't fucking argue with me on that, okay? That's been proven over it, especially lately. You know, they spit in your burger, I'm still eating there.

I always bring binoculars. They go, what are you doing? I look in the window of the drive-thru. I get out of my car and I go, get out of the way, you fat, black chick. Can you? But how about him filming it? And then he posts it.

That's a kid who wants to work, huh? Thing is, you probably get hired by the Waffle House the next day. It shows an employee entering a refrigerator storage area to interact with undercover trays of raw original interact with covetory? What the fuck are dancing with them?

The individual proceeded to squat over the food while filming himself an act that many viewers characterize as deliberate breach of basic foods. If that's not it, you tell me what it is. That's the definition of it. Oh, my goodness gracious, helloese. And again, to the kid's defense, just having fun.

I can be honest with you, and it probably doesn't matter with the black or white cuss me. You're fucking kids crazy. customer safety responses are underway. What the fuck is that even me? With the restaurant chain facing calls for transparency. You can't get any more transparent than filming yourself, chitting on chicken.

What the fuck? And reinforce sanitary measures. Yeah, hire white kids. Following the scandal, public distrust concerns have surged as many social media users, translation, racist, question whether

they would continue patronizing the fast food brand after viewing the content. Now, you can't blame all the franchises. Can you? That's why I go with the filet of fish. There's nothing they can do it to a filet of fish. Well, a fat girl could do something to it, but what? Stop with that type of talk. What are you?

11? Yes. It'd be 12 on Friday. 12 and a half. He's filming himself. Is that his mom watching it? In the thing? Legal action report suggests that the restaurant location may pursue further measures against the former employee due to the nature of the

incident of course fucking ruin the business repuditia the employee then posted on social media himself before getting can't you tell me he didn't want to get fired it's just like guys who go to jail black dudes they're gonna get and i'm actually not being raised i'm saying some of them grew up fighting in the ghettos 11 brothers and 60s they went to bed starving and shit You don't think three fucking square meals a day With a roof over your head and not well you get stabbed in a shop But I'm just saying Some of them don't mind going back to jail

A lot of them do don't get me wrong They'll kill a cop if they do However the Fad video isn't the only problem Popeye's is facing Apparently their Diet Coke is very flat Texas customers are suing Popeye's Dave What does that mean? It says are suing Popeye's comic Dave Does Dave own a franchise and put his name under?

You can't do that. It's Popeyes. And how did this? I like to know why Popeyes is named Popeyes. I mean, he was big on spinach and fucking skinny white chicks. They like fat blonde. Anyways, Texas customers suing Popeye Dave for $1.5 million, alleging they found a condom-like foreign object in their chick.

A condom-like. Yeah. What condom like? Well, it tasted like gum, but maybe you ordered the... Can I get the large chicken breast with the reservoir tip? Let's move on, and I love my show. I know I only have 5% girls watching, but I'm covering the WMBA like I like it.

It's turned into a great soap opera. I can't, and, you know, like they say, any publicity is good publicity. I don't know. The WMBA is a real drag. I could have wrote for the post, I'm telling you. Two men dressed in drag attended Saturday's game between the Vegas Aces. Can you imagine going to that game?

I'm not going unless Sophie and my girl, Caitlin. I wonder if Caitlin minds. No, she probably, I just puked in my mouth. Oh, Jesus. What did I eat today? Oh, Popeyes. anyways these two guys went and dragged to the Vegas Aces and Minnesota Lynx game it's less surprising to see men in Dragon Vegas

than in most other places it's highly unusual for them to state their intention to join the 2027 WMBA draft which they did you guarantee these guys played maybe at some small college or whatever high school I loved it this is fascinating because it's calling the fucking left on their radical horseshit and how they live in a dream world. How are they going to get out of this one?

There's no way out. If you say they can't play, you're being a hypocrite going against everything you're preaching. You let them play and they're going to prove that you can't even be on the same court. So you're fucked. The men's antics earned quizzical looks from stadium security and more than a few laughs from the assembled crowd.

we're going to show you footage of this black security guard it was too long but she started cracking up at the end but just the expression on her face when she saw these guys was fucking funny look at these two can we open this one Della

yeah they're not even looking at them that went on for another 20 seconds and then she finally started laughing and shaking her head folks where are we as a nation you wonder why China and you wonder why they fucking

put TikTok shit They got me. I'm at two in the morning and I'm watching TikTok. They know that I like street fights. And I stumble over these real white Aryan sites. And it'll say, white man strikes back part 34. And it'll show white guys beating the fuck.

What a nation. Come on, folks. It's terrific. The issue of transgender athletes in women's sports has risen to the four again in recent weeks after Indiana fever and Nick DePaolo's future wife's guard. She's a guard. Sophie Cunningham told ESPN she believes men should be kept out of women's sports to ensure

a fair at level playing. Can you imagine that's considered controversial? You people who report it and use that word, you're just egging the shit on because it's not controversial. The other side is controversial for thinking they can. do this. But this is just common sense. I got a lot of,

this is a quote from Sophie, I got a lot of negative feedback about me hating trans. She said, I was talking about the car that the Italians drive. Not the fucking queers. And I'm like, I never once said that.

What, she didn't, of course. Cunningham told the ESPN. I think, by the way, the guy that created ESPN, he died. died yesterday, 93, Bill something, Bill Jew something. I think that I am here to extend love,

but I also think with that love is truth, is being honest, too. Well put. Well put. I'll put it on my tab. Getting... I want to see how many guys are going to come out now.

Not come out of the closet. Come out to sign up a WMBA. And if the WMBA smart, they'll let it happen. They'll go, you know what? People hate us anyways. We don't like Sophie Cunningham. We don't like Caitlin Clark.

And they're the reason people watch anyway. So fuck them. Let's turn this into a real circus. If they were smart, they'd call the guy from Savannah Bananas and say, how do we get out of this? Am I right? And that guy would have an answer. He'd be in a pink tuxedo with a mustache and a

at a basketball. I mean, Un fucking real. Let's stay on sports. I mean, this is no big deal, but when a baseball team scores 22 runs and the other team scores none, it's worth reporting.

What was the word? Dallas? Here's a trivia question. What was the worst beatdown in college football history? No, don't look it up. I'm asking you. It's Columbia against somebody. And they lost, listen to the score.

I'm not making this up. 220 to nothing. I read that years ago. It was something about their team had the flu. Like all their starters were out and shit, and they were playing a team that was way out of their league. Right? 220?

Yeah, so it is Georgia Tech 222 to nothing against Cumberland University. Oh, Cumberland. What the fuck is Cumberland? 1916. 196. I didn't even know they were playing then. And you know what's amazing about it? The defensive coordinator for Cumberland got a head coach job

of another school the next year. I guess who the coach was. Do we know him? Wait a minute, coach of which team? Of Georgia Tech. The fucking rambling. You know what, of Georgia Tech. Jesus, 19.

Newt Rockney? Bear Bryant. Phil Rosuto for the money store. Who is it? Heisman. No shit. Didn't even know he was a coach. Heisman, holy shit.

That's hilarious. 22 to nothing. Remember Wilts Chamberlain scored 100 points in one game? They did a great sketch on an S&L. Adam Sandals like the coach at halftime in the locker. He goes, okay, who's covering Wilt? A Brewer beat down. The long ball hasn't been Milwaukee.

Brewers' strength this season. I thought it was. I didn't know. But the team with the best record in the majors, that's the Brewers, put its power on full display on Tuesday night in a record matching 22 to nothing. This is baseball, folks, route of the Seattle Mariners. The Brewers equal baseball's modern era record for the biggest shutout with a power surge that included three run homers from Christian Yellick, David Hamilton. David Hamilton, that's a former Red Sox. And, Luis Lara and a two-run shot by Jake Bowers. By the way, our boy,

Ruchman last night, Ed Lee Ruchman, a new catcher, had a home run and a double, I think. Nice shot down the. Pesky pole, but it wasn't a cheap shot. It went fucking way past it, deep into the,

I fucking, I'm telling you, they got a chance of going to the World Series. I am telling you. And, Roman Anthony, he's getting healthy in the other guys.

I don't even know they're going to fit them in. Say goodbye to Jared Duran, and I hate to say it, because I love the way he plays. He runs hard and stuff. I know he's going, but he can't hit. The Brewers have 117 home runs this season. That's the fewest in baseball,

and they have the best record in baseball. So what does that tell you? But as was pointed out by Seattle manager, Dan Wilson, they have multiple players with the ability to go deep. This is the type of night it was for the match. Watch his play. When you're having a bad night and the other team's having a great night. By the way, this is the, this is the, this is, uh, the Brewers guy scoring on this play.

Check this up. RBI chance for Contreras had three hits in the last two games. That's our Contreras. He's a home run. There's a soft lighter down base hit. Watch his fucked up play. Here he comes. A Roseradeus throw.

What a throw. Look, he doesn't get back. He gets to the plate. He's saved. Oh my goodness. What a wild sequence. Jake Bowers. He's playing the game.

That's the shit when you're a little kid. Right? Playing in the backyard, you live for shit like that. And you see it replayed. That's why if you played sports as a kid, I can see why you'd get the rest of your life invested in it. Because you do know a little bit. Even if you just played Little League, you've done something like that.

You know how hard it is to chase a fly ball and catch it over your head. You know I mean? It's fascinating. And the guys can play at this level. But that's the type of... Milwaukee is 30 games over 500. When I was in the 80s, Dallas was Christ. 89 you were born?

80. 80. All right. Milwaukee Brewers, they were called the brew crew in the 80s. And they led the league at homers. They had a guy Gorman Thomas who had hit 40, every year hit 40, and a bunch of other sluggers.

They were known as the brew crew. and they finally won one. Every year they would lead the offense of statistics. Anyways, the 78 and 48-48 Brewers matched a franchise record for runs in a game, tying the 22 runs they scored at the Toronto Blue Jays on August 28th of 1992. That's 34 years ago, which is nothing. The Red Sox are breaking records that weren't just held by the Red Sox. that have been held in ML Baseball since MLB this year.

And they were the stinky. I can't stop talking about them. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Hey, they could get eliminated in the first wild card yet. I'm just saying it's the weirdest thing ever. The only other 22-0 victory since 1901 were the Pittsburgh Pirates over the Cubs. On September 16th, 1975, where was I? I'm 13, and it's September.

I'm in, let's see, I'm 13, so I'm in second grade. I'm 13, so I'm in second grade, Della. It's a joke. Did you hear what he said? He says hateful shit off the mic. He doesn't say it on them. He goes, I'm not surprised. Bill Nye, you did what Bill Nye did.

You guys saw me. I talked about this. I brag about it all the time because I'm still proud of it. I was on Anthony Comey show, and Bill Nye was the other guest. And he was an arrogant ass. I knew before. So we're on there, and he's trying to be Joe Scientist. I go, yeah, I flunked out at University of May.

And he goes, well, that's a big surprise. And I go, I sent your sarcasm, asshole. I didn't even know the guy. Fucking, even Anthony goes, Oh, no. I set him up. I was a very average student. I didn't flunk out of college.

You fucking fake, fucking magician, cocksucker. Anyways, the Brewers tagged the Mariners infield of Leo Rivas, who came, I just showed you that. Nobody gives a fuck. Finally tonight on Kevin's Tits. And now for Nick's video of the day.

I hope I'm not like Piccolo in a couple weeks. I need a kidney. Feel kind of punk. Vaudeville. Video of the day, Dajaville. Multiple emergency agencies responded to a vehicle flipping over a ledge while a person was still inside in Hattiesburg, Mississippi on Monday afternoon. The incident took place near the Bismail-Supertube.

located, of course, at 2511 4th Street, WDAM 7 shows two men attempting to pull the SUV while it was hanging off the ledge of the parking. I want to know how it got there in the first place. Lady. Oh, ladies, you are something else. She must have hit the gas at the wrong time or accidentally. Oh, my goodness gracious. And it looks harmless there, actually.

But anyway, and the best part of this, what we're going to show you is, a young black girl doing the play-by-play. And she was concerned, even if there was a fat fuck in the front seat, who's white. Attempting to pull the SUV while it was hanging off the ledge of the parking lot. The video also showed a person sitting in the driver's seat trying to get out. What do you mean? Also, that is the fucking funny part. Check this out, this fucking lady.

I can see your husband. He's watching the news. Anyways, go ahead. You're watching video that was captured earlier today in front of Bismillah's supermarket in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. Video shows an SUV hanging on a ledge as a passenger attempts to rock the vehicle up and down. Pause. The guy's rocking it in the back.

Can we open that? That's a big, there's a guy rocking it in the back. I don't know what he, he was hoping that, what was he hoping to do? That the back tire would catch and back up? He's rocking the rear bumper on the right,

trying to keep it from fall. Anyways, go ahead. I'm trying to keep it from tipping over. Which is hilarious. Okay, Popeye. What are free she to get from out of there? I know. Two black girls.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my, oh, honey, I'm home. Is she okay? Is she okay? Is she okay? Yes, she okay, she okay. Pause. I like the black lady's going, she okay, and the girl answering is supposed to say she's okay, but she goes, she okay. So it sounds like she's asking the same question.

I don't mean to be picky, but what I do like is those black girls, and they were black, them, they were concerned about that white fat fuck, and I wasn't. So they have a bigger heart than I do. I was hoping her head would get crushed and it would squirt out, and we could all see it. And it will be on one of those sites that says, watch this if you have the balls to. Anyways, Hattiesburg Police and Fire Departments responded to the scene shortly after, along with AAA Ambulance Service and the University. of Southern Mississippi Campus Police Department.

Anybody else you want to fly in? Rambo in a helicopter? I guess she was all right, is what I was told. I mean, she went to the hospital. They find her hiding 12 cucumbers up her ass. Nick, what are you doing? Just telling you the truth.

Anyways, that's it. And that was Nick's video of the day. That's it, folks. that's it for the show on a Wednesday don't forget cameo.com if you want me to roast a friend or a relative go to camio.com I'll let it fly. You guys think it, I'll say it very welcome. We'll see you back here. I can't believe I'm saying it again, Dells,

for the final day of the week tomorrow. Wish my kidneys good luck. It needs it. Take care. Hi, good night, everybody.