The Nick DiPaolo Show - It Ain't Pretti In Minneapolis | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1844

Episode Date: January 26, 2026

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And I know you did one thing right today. You know, I mean, you didn't get shot by an ice guy because you're being a dick. Am I supposed to feel bad? Oh, boy, do I have a take on that? It might take 58 minutes, so buckle up. Fuck him and fuck anybody else that dies. And you know what? Turn up the heat, Trump.

Enough of this. This has been building for years. Anyways. Today I'll be talking about menstruation. sheep and leather shoes from Italy. All together. You make a tampon out of a sheep's. More Minnesota morons.

Iran. Hell on Earth over there. We'll be taking a close look at that. Lab meat. Apparently these fucking environmentalist idiots are still pushing this shit on it. Do they listen to us? We get footage of a girl actually being shoved into a car to be,

you know, trafficked. and also obviously we'll touch on the New England Patriots you heard me the New England Patriots after becoming a dynasty seven super bowl whatever the fuck

you know this is their 11th or 12 Super Bowl they're like four ahead of everybody else yeah you guys got to see it I'm the perfect age I've said this on the show before I started watching when I was six which is 1960s, don't do the fucking math mind your business

and they were laughing stock for the first 20 years of my life. I mean a laughing stock. And now, literally the greatest fucking dynasty ever. Anyways, we'll be talking about them. And they open as a three and a half point underdog, and it's already moved to five,

which means people are loading up on Seattle. But, you know, we heard that last time, too. So anyways, I just think they're destined. Fucking Drake May is one of those guys. Anyways, that's enough of that horse shit.

what I do this weekend. I got to tell you, folks, his sleeping thing is killing me. Dallas, you remember I used to go in there a couple times a week, right? I haven't been in, I haven't fucking touched those weights in two and a half months. Longest I've ever gone, maybe even more than that. I'm afraid to, you know,

we're putting the Christmas tree. Put in the Christmas tree where I had to go up a flight of stairs. I thought I was going to shit blood. But anyhow, I made pizza again. Maybe it has something to do with it. I got it down. I'm embarrassed what I serve you guys.

I'm going to start selling the shit downtown right next of any. Guys from Brooklyn. He's got a line. And his pages, New York, Brooklyn. Yum, yum. I mean, you know, in Savannah, it sticks out. But there's another, there's a few places that are, you know, if he's too busy, you know, screaming, memes ain't bad, right?

Anyways, I'm going to be selling mine out of the back of a van down at Forsy. Park with. Huh? You know what? You're right. Somebody didn't throw acid on my pizza. And what else? May clam chowder.

Made clam chowder. This is what you do. I'm going to tell you right now. Start with a little just a little bit of oil. I don't know. Bacon. Chopped it up into bits.

Saute the bacon. Take the bacon out. Throw your fucking onions in there. into the baking grease, that's how you start a good chowder. Matter of fact, this is a legal seafood recipe, I think. And then you saute that. Then you throw flour on that, and then you take clam juice. Okay, you're going to make a fuck.

If you know how to make a rule, you should even be cooking. That shit just makes everything. Then clam juice on top of that. And then you bring it to a boil and it thickens, right? Almost like clam chowder. I'm probably telling this out of order or whatever. There was garlic in there, too. But the clam juice gives it that, gives it that clam, you know, it's just,

and there's bottle clam juice, and that stuff, it's like, you know, that'll sit on your shelf for 40 years. It's all salt and water and whatever and clammy. I mean, like a 14-year-old cheerleader. What? Yeah, so anyways, and then add cream at the end, or milk, whatever you got. And then the clams.

Oh, potatoes, I forgot. Potatoes. Cut them into about a quarter inch cubes. And throw those things. You throw them in at the end. They get soft in about eight minutes. And there you go. Especially yesterday.

I don't know where you guys are watching the show from, but I hope you've got a roof over your head for most of you is. Mother of a bejesus. Somebody pissed off Christ. Whoever makes it snow. I think Christ is in the weather department. I don't know. But holy friggin' moly. I don't know. Connecticut, I heard something about two feet already in Connecticut or whatever to hell. And 16 people have died. I'll never understand that. I read a couple of them. One woman they find in the woods near a bar. This footage of her leaving a bar without her coat or her cell phone or whatever, not with anybody. Probably shit-faced out of her mind. I don't understand. I, what's the matter with you? The fuck's the matter with you? Sorry, Jimmy. I like snow. My mother had, shut up.

You'd be wise. And yeah, they find like, I don't know, 300 yards from the bar, frozen to death. And then another kid seen going down the street last night somewhere. I forget Michigan. No coat on. Find him dead. Now, I don't have that suicide by Santa Claus or I don't know what you call that. Suicide by Frosty? But 13 people.

Then some 28-year-old school teacher. You know, you know, what happened to her? I can't even remember, but I don't know how it happens. Some of them sound like suicide. They really do. It's like, what are you doing? Anyways. And, you know, it's going to be in the 20s at night down here,

like tomorrow night, which is pretty fucking crazy. Long as a nose, last year I was scraping my windshield at this time. Remember that, though? I'm out there going, What the fuck? Where am I? Deep South, I thought. Slaves had a problem with the weather down here.

I thought it was the heat. So, yeah, wherever you are, you know, take it easy. Mondami in New York told the kids, even if you're getting a snow day, you're going to have to, you're going to have to zoom in to your class. What the fuck? What? Now you're going to lose the eight-year-old vote.

Fucking Muslim. He should be over in Tehran. Anyways, that story's horrible. And again, not a sound from the people who, you know, you know, they hate the dictators and they... Where are they? No kings, no dictators.

Yeah, no kings, no dictators. It's not a peep. What shows you it's about they hate this country. They hate this country. They hate... capitalism they hate Trump it's that fucking simple we'll get into it because we got a lot of that coming up anyways might as well kick it off with that what else did I do anything went to a fucking boomies a couple times getting tired of that I'm starting to become a fucking can't be sitting at a bar anyways headlines some people never learn I wonder what this is another nitwit shot by ice in Minneapolis I I took

this clip from some guys' podcasts, I don't know who he is, but I took it because at the time, a couple of days, it was the best footage of the shooting. So ignore him, but he's, you know, he's obviously on our side. I don't know who he is. He shows probably twice as popular. I don't know. But anyways, like I said, he had seemed to have the better clips at the time. Now they get slow motion and you can see the guy, you know, one of the ice guys taking the guy's gun away. But let's take a look at it anyway. All right. We have what appears to be another justified shooting by ICE, or this time, Border Patrol agents in Minnesota. This time it was this guy, Alex Preti. He is the one that decided to bring a gun with him and continue to engage with ICE officers or with Border Patrol agents.

Exactly. Let's start there. And again, I go on X. I don't know why. I know it's a cesspool and shit. But how come everything I'm getting, and I know, because I write back some zingers. I had a real good one this weekend. It was a black woman. And she's got a T-shirt, not my flag, not my country, not my president. And I put, I'm guessing it's not your bike, not your wallet, not your cell phone either. 7,000 likes. That's called genius.

That's how I got a reputation with jokes like that Because it's kind of hard And you know what? Black people laugh their balls off too. You know what I'm saying? And that's how it should be. Make fun of white people, whatever they're stupid at. But I'm just saying don't come on and provoke a guy.

So that's why I'm getting a steady stream. Every time I go on TikTok, there's a person, face it. I mean, usually like a white woman, middle age. Boy, feminists have fucked you guys up. You have no idea how useless you are. looking in the camera crying, you're going to pay. You fucking people that vote over Trump, you will pay for this. Just admit you didn't want this.

Just admit you didn't vote. Everybody's like, this is exactly what I voted for. And it is. I know I'm supposed to be sitting here going, well, it's sad. A guy lost his fucking line. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. Because the rules are clear.

Don't get in the way of federal law enforcement or any law enforcement. Stay the fuck out of it. But you got too close to the fire. I don't even care who's fault it is. How about that? And somebody made a great point. What you're going to understand, folks, and they're doing it beautifully. They're giving you the impression in all the shitty idiots who buy into this

that these are actual protesters from Minneapolis showing up spontaneously to protest. These are well-organized groups, well-oiled. They have all kinds of encrypted language in chat rooms. to meet here, meet there. They have a schedule. What hotel, the ice guys are standing at where their trucks are. So don't feel that fucking bad. Yeah, but we have a right to, yeah, peacefully.

You're bringing a gun to a peaceful protest? Yeah, but they're moaning us. No, they're not. You're getting in the way and you're getting hurt. It's that fucking simple. You either believe in law and fucking order or you don't. If you don't and you voted for Biden and you hate and you want to abol it, get the fuck out of my country.

It's the only thing that separates us from shitholes like Mexico and every other third world shithole. Law and fucking order. The longer I live, the more I realize white European culture is miles ahead of everybody else. Stick that in your fucking ass. I'm sorry, folks. I'm not sorry for nothing.

This coffee's kicking in. I put a touch of fentanyl and coke in it. And boy, rocket to the moon. Anyways, moments before the fatal incident, one video showed, did we watch it? Oh, I'm sorry. Let's go to the video. During this observing that he says he was doing, now, regardless of this guy is there to obstruct. That's his purpose, that's his reason.

Now, he's armed. Obviously, he has a weapon on him. Here are the videos that I believe show why I believe this is a justified shooting, and you've seen all of them, I'm sure. But if you slow, the slow motion video here, there's multiple things that we can see. in the video, we see this guy grabbing something from with his left hand. He looks like he's reaching

into his waistband. He clearly looks like he's reaching his left hand into his waistband. Dude, you're reading into that a little bit. His arm could be, hold on, his arm could be, his hand could just be in the front from that angle. I mean, or he could be right, but come on. But that's, go ahead, let it go. Is something in his right hand? I don't know what that is. It's not clear enough to see.

We also have the man in gray, the law enforcement guy in gray, appears to pull a gun from Alex Prattie while he's on the ground. Pause, pause. The guy in the tan coat running away, it's really a gray coat, but he's got if you, anyways, you can see he's got the gun. And they're all assuming he took it from that guy, which I think he did because he bent over, he saw him reach in and he comes out with it. Now, go ahead.

a gun out of his apparently from behind him, like where he is behind this. He pulls this gun. Watch. He doesn't have the gun when he reaches in. He has the gun. There he goes with a gun in the hand.

He comes out. And right after that. Go ahead. This is all happening. You hear clearly in the video somebody yelling gun, gun, gun. Now is that in reference to the gun that the guy pulled out?

Do they see another gun? I don't know. Now in this moment, everything happens in two seconds now we can clearly look back and analyze all this we have the liberty and the privilege of slow motion replay and second guessing these guys these fathers brothers and sons have just split seconds pause yeah they have split set life say you know but that's what women you know mostly women out there what did you fucking you hear these people that are filming it what the fuck dude you show you show you

Those are people who have never been in a fist fight. Nothing. They've never had a physical confrontation in their life. They just don't know. All they see is authority killing. That's all they fucking know. Why don't you go visit some widows of cops? You know how many thousands of cops die?

Because of split second decisions where they didn't fucking... That's what they don't get. That's how you know this is all bullshit. It's all performance art and it's working. Once again, because the left owns the media for the most part, they are winning the PR war. Just because they're outnumbered with shows on TV and shit. And they're winning the PR war right now.

But my take is, and you know, everybody's saying Trump should pull ice out of there and all this shit. First of all, this whole discussion, this whole incident could have been avoided if you fucking mind your business. some lady who's getting pepper sprayed by a you know ice guy i'm sure he was doing it for nothing too and this guy got in the middle of it and started fucking shit and um you can go do your research there's there's a million NGOs non-governmental organization non-profits with these fucking weird names you know people for america all this fucking shit loaded with soros money and like i said so well organized you know the same ones that busted into the church they're not people just showing up spontaneously in protesting.

So what you really have is Marxists. That's what they fucking are. Look at it like this. Look at it like that. They're an enemy of this country. Yeah, but the lady, the René bride, yeah, yeah. And like somebody said,

like this guy, the organization that, you know, got him killed. And they made him a martyr, which is what they want, by the way. but I say and people are going, this doesn't look good, we knew that.

We said this on that show when Trump said he was going to do this. Before he even sent people to cities, we said the optics aren't going to be good. Just remember that. Of course they're not going to be good. But again, you either believe in law and order, words either mean something or they fucking don't.

That's all there is to it. You either believe what makes this country great or you do. Have you heard one person on the law? left go, even this, have you even seen him go, you know, we know they're here to help us. Have you heard one of them even say that or hint to say? They don't even think about that part of the equation about why ICE is there, because they know why. They know ICE is there for a good reason. They don't even bring it up. That's how you know, it's like, you know, they got their

marching orders. So you'd rather have, and it comes down to this. Some things are black and white. You'd rather have people in your city from countries. First of all, they shouldn't be here, and they could be rapist, murder. You don't know, but you'd rather have that walking around with your kids and whatnot instead of law. It's that fucking easy. It's that easy. And man, I'm getting flooded, and I realize because I tweet shit and I, you know, I zing people back when it's fucking fun. It's how I stay sharp. I look like Chris. This is named Glover that was on a Letterman. And I can kick.

Anyways, it's that fucking simple. Almost after the fatal incident, one video showed, Pready, that's his name, the guy, gripping his phone while helping a woman who was pushed to the ground, and getting sprayed with tear gas. The Department of Homeland Security said Pretti had approached U.S. Border Patrol officers with a 9-millimeter semi-automatic handgun as they were conducting a targeted. arrest. It was a fucking SIG-Sauer, right?

Whatever the fuck they call it? Nine millimeter, P-320, I think they called it, whatever the fuck that. The officers attempted to disarm this individual, but the armed suspect reacted violently. Who said that? Well, former secretary of DHS, Christy Knoam,

who today Trump replaced, not replaced, but he sent Tom Holman to Minneapolis. You know. And again, I know it looks fucking, Nick, don't be sexist. I'm sorry. Send the man to a man's job.

Okay? It's literally war out there. And she's trying to land a fucking modeling fucking contract with Barbazone. Anyways, she said that, you know, that the ice guy was attacked or whatever. Anyways, the armed anti-ice protest of fatally shot by a federal agent said it was an intensive care unit nurse

who had a vendetta against the Trump administration. to his family and colleagues. Did you hear that? Yeah. Alex Jeffrey Pretty, who was born and raised in Illinois, one of the bluest states in the world, turns out more idiots than

worked at the Department of Veteran Affairs and was upset by Trump's crackdown on immigration in Minneapolis. Right there, that's where the conversation just said. What are he upset about? Well, he's

going after, you know, immigrant. No, no, no. Going after illegal immigrant. Say it with me, stupid. Illegal immigrant. Are you all right with that? Because you're a veteran, I'm guessing. No.

He's not? He just works it? It just works, you. That's how he covers his, that's his beard to hide his fucking communist beliefs. That's where you start. So you think people illegally should be here. And you don't mind if every once in a while

there's a rape and a murder of a girl jogging. Simple as that. We have this discussion with him two weeks ago or so, you know, that go ahead and protest. This is his family talking about him, right? Go ahead and protest, but do not engage. Do not do anything stupid, basically, his father said. And he said he knows that. He knew that.

That's his father saying, almost saying, I told them. Anyways, a good way to hide those bullet wounds to Paulo merch. get a nice t-shirt and a hat to cover that shrapnel in your forehead you fucking dummy uh to support the show head to nickdip.com for some merchandise we get hats hoodies t-shirts mugs wear it and piss off the right people go to minneapolis with a de pablo shirt on remember i got one vote for president of the united in an actual presidential election

in minneapolis guy wrote my name and took a picture of it i love it but i'm just getting these i'm going on ex and there's a woman going, every one of you fucking people that voted for Trump, you'll pay for this. Oh, there will be backlash. And she's crying while she's saying it. You haven't seen the right get mad yet. You haven't

seen our protests. I mean, you thought January 6 was a real insurrection? Are you fucking kidding me? The people who were there embarrassed. They embarrassed everybody. It won't look like that, believe me. It's only going to be, you know, cops and veterans and everybody who believes in this guy.

And you'll be sitting there and you know, no gun zones behind a fucking school. Anyways, I thought I had what to say, but that's it. Love it to fucking leave it. Well, it's cliche. Yes, it is. It's right on the money. What did I actually say to the late great meathead? You don't like it, lump it.

take it down the road and jump it still hole let's go to another hellhole boy the footage I couldn't tell between Minneapolis and Iran it looked pretty similar but let me tell you hell on earth and Iran is the headline here is the latest on what's happening

in that shit hole we call Iran here's some footage they don't we can't find footage of them literally mowing civilians down some that weren't even in the protests.

They went into houses. They went into hospitals. Last count last night was 36,000 plus dead. 36,000. And again, not a peep from the left over here. Not a fucking peep. Because you know why?

They would in a second take that and handle it the way the fucking Ayatollah is. Probably big fans, I'm guessing. They're such phonies. You guys are such I wish you were watching my show. I know you don't. Anyways, you're watching gay porn right now.

Let's go to the video tape. The confrontation comes amid weeks of massive anti-regime protests across Iran and a violent government crackdown in which the Revolutionary Guard has played a central role. President Donald Trump has openly backed Iranian protesters increasing pressure on Tehran. Up three notches from last week. Here's the Ayatollah. And hang him high. Is that shit creepy or isn't it me?

Who the fuck came up with that shit? I'm going to do a cover of it once I learned guitar. Anyways, that's some of the footage. I didn't really, remember, because the regime knocked out the internet fucking three minutes after they were killing people. Jumped to yesterday, a two-day crackdown

that new reporting says killed as many as 36,500 Iranians. Sort of makes that little two bodies in Minneapolis look like a popcorn fart, don't it? Look at those are bodies, by the way. A death toll placing it among the deadliest short-term mass killings documented in modern history, and that includes the Holocaust.

Nothing being said. And that includes the Holocaust, followed in order by Iran's supreme leader, Ali Akamani, to mercilessly crushed nationwide protest by any means necessary, that's in quotes, including a, that's what I say. The left always uses that term.

You know, Malcolm X, by any names necessary. So we know what you're about, including accounts of, Listen to this, folks, of wounded civilians executed inside hospitals, living victims, living victims, still alive, stuffed in body bags, and a surgeon who described the scenes as a nightmare like anything he has seen. Among the most chilling new revelations, the media line reports that Iranian security forces shoved wounded protesters still alive into body bags, transported them to forensic facilities

and executed those who showed signs of life. Can you fucking imagine you're in a bag like that? The outlet cited testimony from the Iran human rights. Iran human rights in the same sentence. Documentation Center, which documented the case of a young protest. Listen to this guy who survived by pretending to be dead inside a body bag, hearing gunshots as security forces. executed, wounded civilians who moved or moaned.

Listen to this. This is what you do when you're fighting for your life. The survivor remained motionless. What, a couple hours, eight, 12, no, three days. Three, gee, I wonder if that was a long three days. Three days. Escaping only after families stormed the facility in search of loved ones. A forensic medicine specials in Tehran told the outlet that wounded protesters were piled on top one another in hospital corridors, transferred alive to morgues and then placed in body bags.

Some of this stuff was so severe what the first day people, the healthcare workers suffered psychological shock. Medical staff reported seeing bodies with oxygen tubes still in them. ECG leads and catheters still attached, evidence that the patients were removed mid-treatment and left to die or executed right there. Because, you know, nothing's more threatening than somebody laying in a hospital bed. Fucking evil motherfuckers.

And it's a cult. Not religion, it's a cult. Doctors and nurses told the outlet that the security forces entered hospitals, removed wounded protesters mid-treatment. In some cases, executed patients on site or in ambulances. Very big of them, huh? See, two lefters, douchebags out there.

That's what a dictator looks like. Do you get it? Fuckstains? That's a dictator. That's a king. A violent one. Even kings weren't that violent. Okay?

Make note. That's how we know you're full of shit. You just hate this country. You hate this form of government. And Donald Trump, I mean, he's a, he is red, white, and blue. He's a fucking Christian. Blonde hair, blue eye, alpha male billionaire. He embodies the devil to you, Fox.

And we know that. It's got nothing to do with, hey, hey, the feds are killing people. Let's change it up. I'm getting hungry. We have the meat. Well, kind of. A video clip circulated on social media on Thursday of Andrea Eli.

Eli. Let's go with Eli. Fucking capital I, 2L. It looks like three ones. Let's go Eli, an Italian businessman and chairman of the coffee company Eli Cafe, pushing for the adoption of tech foods. Boy, just the sound of it makes me hungry. Tech foods. You know, like lab grown meat, you know what I'm talking about?

Look at this guy. That's an Italian. What a distrable. disgrace yard. He's holding its tea like a bitch. This, I know, it's kind of a cultural revolution, he said. Sam Cass, a former White House chef and senior policy advisor for nutrition under Barack Obama.

Oh, so this guy survived as a chef under Obama. They didn't find him in a pond, Martha's Vineyard faced down, because he saw Michelle's dick and wanted to report it. Anyways, advisor. nutrition under former President Barack Obama. I'm guessing he was selling roids to Michelle. A lot of what we're starting to see, he says, are these replacements for these core foods? He says, I've tasted a bunch of, you know, cock, no, future coffee, fake coffee.

How do you see that application, he says? Cass asked for Eli's opinion on the matter, noting that, well, this technology of cultivated food is smart and interesting from a values perspective. And as a chef, he says he does not want to see a future where we're starting to drink coffee from a factory as opposed to from a tree. I get all my coffee from a tree right behind my neighbor's house. Yeah, he's got a, you know, fuck what do you? Mr. Coffey, Joe DiMaggio Maker, right up in a fucking, yeah, it's a true story. Look at me, you fucks, I'm talking to you. Here is Eli's take, the Italian fellow, who's disappointing the hell out of me. But he's all. He's all for this tech food.

So I think I know. Let me say. There is a terrible cultural resistance from consumer to accept tech foods. Pause. Cultural resistance.

Translation. You know, the unwashed common rank and file. They're not going to like it. Us geniuses who run the planet. I'm going to tell you tough shit. Good luck with that.

I'm fucking Phil Donnyu of Rome. Good. But in my opinion, they represent the way forward. If you look it from the ecological perspective, maybe we have to be selected. Did you hear that? Look at it from the ecological perspective. Nah, we're not.

Nobody's crazy, and I've said this a thousand times, than an environmentalist. You can go through your history. Nobody's more dangerous. They used to kill people. They used to kill fishermen who they thought were catching fucking whales. And they're crazy. They've burned down places.

We don't put them up there for some reason with the, you know, the regular terrorists. But again, left wing, it's all the same diseased pool. But go ahead, fuckface. Because we know from statistics, correct me if I'm wrong, that 70% of the ecological footprint of agriculture. Do pause to agricultural footprint stick that foot up your ass. Okay, we've been hearing about you behind the times Al Gore said this shit 25 years ago agricultural footprint. It's the cow farts that are okay, well then give them a tums Go ahead, fuckstein animal proteins. That's enough. Shut your mouth. It's not the Zit.

Look at the two guys behind. them. They ain't buying it either. He argued that the excessive consumption of meat, you know, like his wife, blowing people 12 at a time in the kitchen, is the first cause of non-communicable diseases,

which he claimed is the number one health problem in the Western society today. You need to shut the fuck up. Eli suggested reducing meat consumption to a healthy level, and who's going to decide that? Fuxain.

while considering the environmental impact. We're not worried about it. You can't break the planet, you arrogant asshole. It was here a trillion years before you were. Shut your fucking pie hole. The WEF, that's the World Economic Forum that was in Davos. That's where these stupid conversations take place. And he tells you not to eat meat.

And then he goes out and goes down on a hooker who just took on the Milan soccer team two weeks ago. That's right. Yum, yum. talk about communicable disease. The organization explains that the lab-grown meat begins with extracting stem cells from a small sample of animal tissue so they can put that on the box.

Does contain real meat, stem cells. My wife calls my dick a stem cell. I don't think she means that as a compliment. The W-E-F claims that cultivated meats offer a multitude of benefits. including reduced environmental impacts, again, suck a bag of shit, lower resource use, elimination of the need to slaughter animals. That's half the fun of it. Do you understand, right, hunting?

You understand why people shoot dare and shit that if you didn't, and Ted Nugent taught me a lot of this, I'll be honest. But then I've read it up on it. Even people who are against it have to say, if you don't call the herd, as they say, they would be running around like pigeons and fucking squirrels. Dear. Anyways. And elimination of antibiotic use.

Well, I just saw a commercial Frank Bidu said they don't put any antibiotic. I don't know if I believe them because I bought a three-pound roaster. The thing was doing the most muscular pose right in the fucking package. It's a true story. You're going to eat meat. Not even us. We'll be dead. I'm going to ask you people who aren't even born yet.

I don't know how they can hear me. Are you really good? Can you imagine? I'm in Texas. once a month, thanks to crowd there. And I have to fight myself not to go to a steakhouse every four minutes. I fight. I literally fight the urge. Excuse me. Yeah, I sit there. I'm spanking it to a rib eye and I go, I can't. I'll put on 40 pounds. I get downstairs that I get. What do I get? Fucking gummy bears. Ooh, the protein in those suckers. Anyways, let's move on. Rush hour trafficker.

We got some good footage here. A 20-year-old Mexican American only fans influencer. Do they ever have anything good happen to him? Other than some of them make a million. There's one chick on. She quit her job, I don't know, six months ago, was it? A year ago? I don't know.

I don't remember what she did. She, like, worked at a fucking Arby's. Of course, she was smoking. Literally making over a million a month. Because of her snatcherini. Yeah, it's tough to be a girl in America. Yeah, but what about the fat ones? Nobody cares about them.

That's where we're going to get our future meat from. A 20-year-old Mexican-American only fans. She was found alive and in good health. Just days after chilling surveillance video captured her being kidnapped by a drug cartel and gunmen. Nicole Pardo, La Nicolette Molina. Why do they have 11 names? And she's not even married yet.

She's going to keep the other. There she is. And let me tell you, being born with tits like that, and those are real. I did my research. Took me on 20 wet naps. When a girl's born, I'm not kidding you. I used to say this when we went to strip clubs

because most of them fucking smoking. And I would say, and you know their history. I think it's nine out of ten or eight out of ten of sexually molested. They develop when they're 14. Then they get the fucking drunk uncle or some sick fuck. Or they go to a club, right? And the owner of the club, you know,

because 14 years. year olds now, even back in the day though, but a 14 or 16 year old, they look like they're 24. And they dress like they're 24. And the guy who owns a strip club and is making his money that way, don't give a fuck. Hey, she said she was 18. I think they make the, I think the strip club are guys are the owners of the ones who make the fake IDs for the girls. This is what she showed me. But when you're born, it's almost a curse.

It almost leads you into trouble unless you have a good upbringing, you know, which, Looking around this country, I don't think there's many people who do. Anyway, she has more than 180,000 followers on Instagram. That's 90,000 followers from each tit. And over 145,000 on TikTok. She was seen being surrounded by mass gunman and shoved into a Toyota Corolla, the official car of the trafficker. They should use those in commercial.

That of the Silverado. Outside a shopping mall in Klee, pardon. And Whist Away, prompting a search by authorities. Fucking Mexico. P-fucking you. Let's take a look of the videotape. I don't know what's going on here. I think that's her.

And these are the kidnappers? Now they're trying to pull her out of the car. Can you fucking imagine. She probably did it. of cliques. Probably your cousin. I don't know. Let's go to Mexico.

Yeah, let's bring the kids. Anyways, late Saturday, the Senaloa Attorney General's office announced she was found alive. Thanks to citizens' cooperation, Nicole Parlo Malina has been located. The office said that on Facebook.

Malina, a frequent presence on Instagram, TikTok, Twitch, and YouTube. You might want to back off on that, sweetheart. Was born and raised in the United States and frequently travels between Kulia Khan, however you fucking say, Diareville, and Phoenix, Arizona, all the way to Tacoma, Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A.,

she's been with those big Wabba-Dobbers. Up 12 notches, it's the Eagles. Where my bitch go? where her parents live. She gained online fame in Mexico after commissioning a Corido. What's that? It's a traditional Mexican ballad. She wrote a song for her 16th birthday in 2022,

reportedly using money she was gifted for her Kincenera. That's her 15th birthday, I think. Am I reading that right? Kints? I think I'm right, right? What did I tell you? Some dirty fucking uncle gave her like, 45 grand, right?

Hoping he's going to get a hand job behind the fucking, you know, the tacos to get. The ball is La Mochacha De Salado, that's right, girl of salad. That's how I read it. La machete de salado and tomatoes. Delicioso. For favor.

And azucar by the group Grupo Ere Sagado. What the fuck. I love their old stuff. There's more than 27 million views on YouTube and has given her, because she's beautiful young woman, he's given her fame and fortune.

She has a jewelry business. So she's kind of a Mexican. She's a Kim Kardashian for poor, you know, a poor guy's Kim Kardashian. And a clothing shop where she probably has a hundred of her nieces who are 12 years old sewing her shirt near the shopping closet

where she was kidnapped. Delicious. Thank you. She's like the flea market version of the Kardashians. That's exactly right. She makes jewelry out of rocks and shit. Fucking.

I think she waved to me. The name of that one was called Kidnap Me. Holy fucking Moli. What a world. What a world. What a world. Hey, let's move on to some, uh, Futurama type shit.

This one's called Meet the Jetsons. Meet the Jetsons. They're your average fucked up family from the town. Oh, that's Flint Star. The future of commuting may soon take flight. Every article has to start with a shitty pun from a fucking blowjob hack. It will transform urban transport

around the great cities of the world. Said Stuart Simpson, who's that? He's Mark Maron's look-a-like. CEO of Vertical Aerospace. as the company unveils its next generation. Electric Air Taxi in the United States designed to move passengers across congested cities in minutes instead of hours.

That's every cab driver in New York. And they haven't even pulled out yet. That's what it's like. It's fucking a blast. UK-based vertical aerospace, listen to this, is developing an electrical, vertical takeoff and landing airspace?

or a EVTOL aimed at easing gridlock and mega and trust me folks I lived in New York City and you have no idea and it doesn't have to be five o'clock it could be one o'clock on a Tuesday I'm just trying to get from frigging 9th Avenue to like Madison and you're in a cab and it's gridlock and you're literally going watching the thing and you're like and you look at it and you go you know what seriously if I did this on foot, I would have been here, but I mean, you see people getting out all the time right in the middle of the fucking thing. It's insane. Anyways, it's aimed at easing gridlock in mega-city's New York, L.A., Tokyo, where ground transportation is increasingly stretched to its limits like

Kim Kardashian's assail on a Friday night and an NBA locker room. That one's going in there. That's the pick of the week right there. Let's take a look at these vehicles. It's basically a cab versus some of the competitions. There's a few things that sets apart. One of them you just touched on, which is capacity.

So from day one, we designed a larger airframe. The wing tip to wing tips plus minus similar, we all land on helipads. You land on helipads, it's helicopter. But we designed a bigger tube underneath.

So we launch with four business class seats Translate of luggage, 70 pounds of luggage. Pause. Four passenger seats, 70 pounds of luggage for each person it can take up to. He's going to tell you, I'll do it because the British accent's brutal for me. Or you can do six seats.

They could put like an economy thing. Go ahead. The four passengers. So it's a real competitive advantage versus the others. And exactly as you say, you can literally take out the big, comfy executive class seats and put in six economy type seats. And all of that is private, sealed away from the pilot, who is behind a barrier. in front of the aircraft, just like a normal aircraft. It looks like a, you know, it looks like a drone on steroids.

Flying up to 150 miles per hour with a range of roughly 100 miles. I see people using these for other things other than get across city. You know I mean? Me and Dallas are talking about this before the show. Okay, first of all, you know, how many people, a ton of people in New York? You know, Wall Street guys. said, you know, I used to see helicopters landing on the West Side Highway all the time, Trump, sometime, whatever, coming from long, you know, they jump in and go to Long Island on the

weekends and shit, you know, but how is this going to work when, and they'll make it, they'll make it so you can afford it eventually. How they're not going to be running into each other? And like Dallas said, you get people with drones having fun. Let's take this one down. I, you know, I mean, it seems a little weird. I don't know if they thought this through. Maybe I haven't. Again, I quit school in fourth grade, so this guy might have something on me. Flying up to 150 miles, the range of 100 miles, excuse me, seat for, but, accommodate six. The aircraft's propulsion system is a fat girl with gas sitting in the back

with their assholes sticking in a cloud. Is engineered to be significantly quieter than a traditional helicopter. An important factor for regulators and city officials, yeah, and people who live in the city, concerned about noise pollution in dense urban environments. And you know you want me to believe that the crypts and bloods won't be shooting these things down? Fucking white, rich cracker. We've designated this aircraft to meet the highest safety standard in the world.

We'll give you a helmet and some knee pads on par with Airbus and Boeing, the guy says. Vertical aerospace says it's air taxi is intended for a wide range of uses, including airport transfers, cross-town urban airport transfers yeah there won't be any collisions on the yeah cross-town urban travel yeah you'll be shot down by some tranny who they put in the army lieutenant fucking happy trigger aerial sight seeing emergency medical flights cargo delivery and defense operative what no pizza oh there's government support here in the united states government support in europe in asia simpson said the product is here and ready to go so it's ready to go The company's targeting certification,

I'm sorry, of its aircraft by 2028, which would allow it to begin commercial operations in the U.S. and globally shortly thereafter. Vertical aerospace says it's working closely with U.S. aviation regulators, including the FAA. Yeah, you better get to know them well. You'll be talking to them every three weeks. Why'd that one burst into flames?

I don't know. And the Department of Transportation, as part of these certification process. Again, sounds good in theory. I just, I don't, and like I said, you're probably going, who can afford that? Well, in big cities, there's a lot of rich people, you know. But let me tell you something, folks.

There is a market for it. I don't know if that plan's going to work, but traffic ain't getting any better in those cities. I've lived in L.A. LA, fucking New York. Even Boston, where I grew up, was brutal. They built the Staro Drive in Boston. They built that in like this late 50s.

And it was built to handle, I can't remember. It was built to handle like 80,000 cars or something. And when I was there, there was like 250,000 cars like, you know, on the Stour Drive rush hour or something. It was obsolete, fucking, you know, 20 years after they built it. Anyhow. Hey, folks, let's, are you guys UFC fans? Again, I, it's my, it's, let's put it this way.

I love obviously baseball, football, hockey. It replaces my NBA, because I just can't stand that shit, unless the Celtics are relevant. So that's my fourth goat. But it is, and again, UFC has moved to Paramount Plus. So I don't have to pay $79 every other weekend when there's a big match that you want to see. You know, I think it's $9 for Paramount Plus a month or whatever

and you get these fights. Anyways, my favorite fighter of all times been a guy named Justin Geichi. He fought a kid, well, it's called Gaichi Pummels Patty. A kid from Liverpool, England, an up-and-comer, and I've seen this kid whipping people, by the way. Blonde-haired, blue-eyed fucking I know there's tough men in every country.

You just don't picture England, but this motherfucker, I'm a blonde-haired, blue-eyed as white as you can get. And I've seen him take out some good, he's the up-and-kind, everybody's talking about him. And this was his first big crack. I don't know, the fucking, what is it?

Lightweight, whoever had the title, it's vacated for whatever he, So this is for the interim belt. But this is the kid's first big shot. But everybody's been talking about him for a couple of years. This Patty Pimilton. He's a fucking, you know, he's a cocky.

But Justin Gachey, this guy, they call him the human highlight film. Every fight he's in ends up getting a bonus for the best fight of the night or whatever the fuck. He's born to do this. He's bred to do this. He's got, apparently he's got some Mexican blood, but he's whiter than fucking you and I. You know what I mean? he was at all-American wrestler in college. Like in high school he was 100.

They set his record. He was like 191 and 8. All-American, I forget where he went, all-American wrestler. He comes to the UFC, so he's already got the wrestling ability. They always do great wrestlers in this shit. But he developed these.

And these are as good as his wrestling, if not better. He's just his noses like this. And he, I've never seen a guy who, I remember Rogan saying he's the most violent man and the most violent sport. He's just so fun to watch. Did he do the backflip last night? When he wins, he does a backflip off the top of the,

which if your feet slip, you're going to break your neck. You think he gives a fuck? This one, a lot of the shit doesn't, a lot of the shit usually doesn't, you know, a big hype. Sometimes it doesn't match the hype. But that's the thing about this. They give you prelams and then you get the undercard, which has five great matchups on it.

Anyways, Sugar Sean O'Malley was on the undercard. But this is my boy. After capturing his 10th UFC fight of the night bonus, following his win over Pimbleau, that's Patty Pimbleau in Saturday's main event in Vegas, Gachie spoke to reporters at the evening post-fight press conference where he explained how he kept his composure. and a grueling five-round fight and what he thinks Pimbley can take away from the experience.

Here he is talking after the fight. If I took my foot off the pedal for a second, he was on my ass, and he did a good job up to the last second. I really wanted to finish him, but I loved teaching him a lot. He said my face was not going to look the same. After the fight, his would look the exact same.

So as soon as it was over, I was like, look at your face, motherfucker. It does not look the same. So for him to, you know, and he's going to learn from this. You cannot have that mentality when you come in there. He needs to be, he needs to accept the worst possible outcome, and that's how you perform the best when the pressure is the highest. But he had a ton of good words to say about him right after the fight.

Well, they were in the ring. He actually called them all though they were interviewing, you know, because this kid, I'm telling you, I know he lost, but he's, he's a, he was those young guys, hungry young guys. And he took a pounding. His face, he looked like a batted wife when it was done. But he, Gachie goes, I couldn't knock him down.

He wanted to knock him out. And he usually does this guy. I've seen him get, I've seen him bloody guy. I've seen him get fucking beat up bad. And I fell in love with Gaci because when he first came into the UFC, he goes, and he was already, I don't know, like, I want to say eight and no. or whatever. He was already established and he goes, I know my style. I'm going to get knocked out one of these days because he's reckless. And he said that. And sure enough, a couple of fights

later, he gets knocked by, you know, a world-class guy. And then he changed his style. Not so crazy. He used to run in there fucking wide open. Not so great. Now he's technical. And anyways, I want to see him fight more. You don't get to see enough of him. Anyway, despite the tens of build-up, Gachy and Pimbley were nothing but respectful and complimentary to one another in the immediate aftermath of the headlining boat that saw Gagey capture the interim lightweight championship. So good for you, man. I would wish he would fight more. He's a fucking man. He's 37 now.

You know, I mean, he's the salty veteran now. And finally, in sports, I'd be remiss if I didn't bring up the New England Patriots are going back to the Super Bowl. after, you know, dominating the sport for years, it only took them like three or four seasons to fucking, you know, to rebuild and shit. Eleven years, they're playing, by the way, it's Patriots versus Seahawks, too. As you remember, when Brady,

you remember of a goal line? They didn't give the ball to Marshawn Lynch. Pete Carroll called a quick slant, and it was picked off by a guy named Butler still to this day, maybe the greatest defensive play in the history of football. And it won this. It saved the Super Bowl.

Bowl. Anyways, 11 years after that, a faithful call by former Vegas, Raiders coach, Carol, likely caused the Seahawks their second straight Super Bowl title and a crushing loss to the Patriots. The team will meet again in Super Bowl 60. That's not this Sunday, a week from this Sunday. Seattle Open is a three and a half point favorite over New England at Caesar Sportsbook in the NFL championship game February 8th at Levi Stadium. It's in Santa Clara, California. the line quickly shot up to four and a half. That means a bunch of people came out and dumped money on Seattle. The Seahawks opened his four-point favorites at the Westgate Superbook.

And the under over is 46 and a half. There's one book that has them at five points, too. The Seahawks beat the Rams in a great game. I record this one, right? And, well, it's recording. I said, I'll watch the Bruins Canadians. I didn't, I went to bed, it was too late. So I go, good time to watch the Bruins Canadians hockey game.

I'm watching that as this game is recording, right? So I'm watching the Bruins Canadians. I pick up my phone and start doing the stories for today's show. And forget, all I see at the bottom. Sam Dillon, Elite Seahawk. Oh my God. I'll be in a diaper in about a week. The Seahawks beat the Rams 31, 20.

And it was a fucking great game, of course, that I missed. And the NFC title game Sunday in Seattle, covering as a two and a half point favorite, the game sailed over the over, under it, 46 in the third quarter. Excuse me. The Patriots, a mayor, seven years after they won their sixth and final Super Bowl title of the Tom Brady-Belichick era, beat the Broncos 10-7 in the AFC championship games Sunday in Snowy Denver.

It was like it was two different games. The first half was 28 degrees, no snow, kind of sunny. And they come out for the third quarter, the wind picked up to. The snow was awesome. All school. New England failed to cover as a three and a half point favorite. Oh, I bet you they're upset. And route towards 12 Super Bowl of parents.

And again, I'm still pinching myself. They were the shittiest out of all. We had the Celtics. We had the Red Sox. We had the Bruins. We used to laugh at the Patriot. And the game stayed way under, over under a 43. Anyway, Super Bowl 60 is a rematch of Super Bowl 49 in which the betting line closed at

Pickham. that one did is what they're talking about. So, and what is regarded as one of the worst play calls in Super Bowl history. But they don't give the defense any credit. Thank you. Butler recognized, and you know why? He recognized, because I played a little, in high school, I was on offense and defense. And when you're well coached on defense and you do the same thing,

you run against the other team's offense all week, you have your team run. you recognize certain shit. And Butler saw something that, oh, they're going to throw that slant and jumped up and picked them off. I still don't believe that happened. That was fucking... Anyways, Carol decided to pass rather than hand it off to Marshawn Lynch, who now makes a billion dollars making white guys look stupid

in burger commercials. Also known as Beast Mode, that was on the one-yard line. Remember that? Folks, you poor. You guys, I wonder how many people committed suicide in Seattle. It's usually the weather, but that play. Holy. Malcolm Butler intercepted pass from Russell Wilson to seal the Patriots 28, 24 victory,

and fourth Super Bowl title at that time. Nobody did, Dallas. Nobody did. Can you imagine poor, and again, they blame. Nobody talks about the play before when they handed it off to Marshawn Lynch. And one of our lineback is probably not even with him anymore. He fucking made a great play. He cut Marshaun Lynch's knee.

I mean, this close to him. And because of that play, Pete Carroll goes, fuck it, I'm not going to. Can you imagine trying to sleep that night if you're Pete Carroll? By the way, who's a great? I love that guy. I hated him when he was with a Patriots coach. I thought he was soft, and I was just the opposite. This guy is, he's got more energy.

Guy's like 75 years old. And I fucking love him. I think he's a great coach. That's it for today. I did an hour and one minute. Don't forget the great Glenn Greenwall is after me. I don't check the schedule, but I'm pretty sure he'll be there. I don't know.

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