The Nick DiPaolo Show - J6 Pipe Bomber A Fed? | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1815

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about A Shocking Epstein Jail Confession, A Thwarted Terror Attack Deepens, An Illegal MN State Rep, J6 Pipebomb and Torture & Trauma in Texas! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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I. Today I'll be talking about a shocking, what I call a, you know what, jail confession. I'll give you more details during the show if I don't pass out. A thwarted terror attack that we touched on yesterday, and we have more on that. And, you know, there's a woman, she's like a state rep in St. Paul, and she's here illegally. But that's all right. I mean, we're fucking finished. Also, a weird fucking story out of Austin, Texas, torture and trauma. Some girl was kidnapped by her friends, and they tied it to some exercise equipment in the backyard for a couple months. I did that to a girlfriend, why she loved it.

Yeah, she loved it. Oh, for the love of Pete. How are you, folks? What is it? Thursday. It's Thursday. I didn't even jot anything down from yesterday. What did I?

I stayed up to four. 4.30 last night. Like I said, you know, I'm a guy that, whatever, all kinds of sleep. Oh, you're going to be consistent with your, blah, blah. Okay. I've been going to bed at 2 a.m. 2.30, my whole fucking life. Even when I was six months old, not good parents. I was out in the yard of my diaper running around throwing shit at the kids. Have you tell you that, Dallas? I went on a cop ride. What do they call it, a buddy ride or whatever the fuck? With my late great friend, Greg Zook, who was a cop down in Day County. And when he used to Liberty City, you heard it? Maybe the worst, arguably the worst ghetto in the country.

It's right up there with anything in Chicago. It's also where you get a ton if you watch Florida football. Every running back and receiver, every player comes out of Liberty City or the Pork and Beans Project was another one. He used to have to police those after midnight. So he drove me and Colin Quinn through in his cop car one night. It's like, I don't know, two in the morning. I'm not shitting you. Two in the morning.

There's literally kids in their diapers like on the porch and shit. Two in the fucking morning. I'll never forget we turn onto the street. There's like four guy black dudes. They all could have been linemen

for the fucking L.A. Rams. All in wife beaters with tattoos on their neck. They're fucking, one of them spits at the cop car. I mean, this is on the middle of the fucking night. And I'm going,

what the, Fuck, Zook's laughing. My cop, buddy's laughing. He goes, I've had to go and fucking knock on doors when there's domestic disturbance. I go, how are you still alive? He goes, I don't know. And of course, Colin Quinn was soaking it in.

I mean, this is so right up his alley. He just, Quinn's all about urban, about race and fucking decay and prisons. And there was some of the baddest looking fucking, I mean, fresh out of the pen. it looked like, you know. But the kids running around was freaking me the fuck out. Gee, I wonder why they're lunatics by the time they're in third grade, bringing guns

to school and shit. Nick, that's not their fault. The slavery, shut it. Fucking shut it and fold it and put it in a drawer. Just made that up. Somebody write that in? Beauty. Put that on a T-shirt. Sell none. I forgot to do my

good morning, my neighbor. Hey, fuck you. That's New York. That was the best part of living in New York. That's the people. Nobody fucking says hi. You say hi to the fucking guy behind the bodega county. You think he's an immigrant hippie.

He's like, what the fuck are you looking at me for? Why? Because he's a homeless guy touching the tongs. The salad bar. He just put his nuts in the fucking olives. And you're sitting here with your cat asleep on your lap. Anyways, you know, diversity. It's our strength.

Anybody else feel things aren't going? Again, I feel the media, the left-wing media, controlling the narrative again. I know a lot of it has to do with the Mandami getting elected in New York City. I know it has a lot there, but other shit, I'm just reading stories. That type of insanity isn't just in New York.

It's in blue fucking cities. And Maine, fucking, I went to school in Maine. It was known for canoes and shooting ducks and dears. And they just voted on Tuesday against having to make people show IDs when they vote. I don't know where we're at. I don't understand. That's why I'm so cynical. I don't believe the average.

I don't care how left wing and stupid. I just don't believe. The state of Maine is that full of people, people that will, be, that's, somebody explain the reasoning. Nobody, nobody ever explains it. Nobody ever interviews a person and goes, tell me how that's good, not

showing an ID. Who is that fucking hurting? And don't say minorities because they don't have driver's licenses. Because that's racist, number one. If anything, they're stealing cars. That's, they don't, what? That's racist. Ah, shut

it. I'm just kidding. You know. You know, I sound like Scorsese's mom. By the way, she's in it a lot. What a character. She's just like she, you know, he never gave her lines.

And Goodfellas that scene when they come in at three in the morning? Remember after they fucking buried, you know who? And they come in, she goes, oh, who's here? Well, what happened? Blood on.

She had lived all that. You wonder the way he got his fucking brains? She's like, she's like, I asked Martin, and what are my, what do you want me to say? he goes, you know what to say. Just but say what you'd say.

And boy, how good was she in that? You don't say to mine. And in one scene, she's complaining. She goes, I hate it when he'd put me in the movie, and then I'd get cut out. And she was dead serious. She goes, one time we were making, I forget which movie it was,

I had a day job still. He goes, she goes, we had to do the scene 27 times. it's three in the morning. I got a day job. I'm after being at 7.8. And I'm telling him, he's like, go stand in the corner.

This is the documentary. I don't know if I mentioned it yesterday. He's on Apple TV. I watched the final three. I think it's a total of five. They get better and better. There's not a bad one in it. I mean, the beginning starts him as a kid

and who he hung out with and all these wise guys and Crookton. And oh, my God. Last night they were shown Raging Bull. All the ups and downs with his career though and him being snubbed by Hollywood because the big studios were threatened by him and all

independent and he was the most successful independent guy. He was a rebel. A true Italian and fucking brilliant beyond belief. He would sketch all the scenes with his, draw little pictures first. He was doing it as a kid. His friends

came over when they were like 10. He's drawing little pictures of a movie he wants. to me. He was born to fucking do it. You guys will eat it up. They're showing outtakes from the raging bowl. Like De Niro's against the ropes. Remember when he just laid there and Sugar A pounded him?

They were doing outtakes from that. He's like laughing in between... It is fucking gold. And by the way, that movie, it's De Niro and him's best work ever. One movie of the decade. I couldn't believe how many good movies.

I forgot how the color of money with Tom Cruise and Paul Newman, the fucking pool. And they showed him every time at the Oscars waiting for his first Oscar, you know. Kevin Costner, and he wouldn't even try to hide. He's like, eh. What a fucking Hollywood? Just a, they haven't changed a bit. Childish little fucks protecting their little ring of, they finally gave it to him for the departed when he was 106.

They're like, this guy won't go away. Let's give him one. Maybe he will. And he's so funny when they're interviewing him. And there's shots of him when he's in his 30. He got hooked up. He got hooked on Coke and couldn't fucking operate. And the pressure he has to go under budget.

But you guys, I'm telling you, the, did I just say that I did, right? The scene in Goodfellas, the three in the morning? I was like, see, I talk about this before the show. That's why I get confused. but her ad liben and all that shit and he was just so friggin' brilliant and some people find what they're supposed to do on earth some people do podcasts you know

and I did audition by the way I think it was for the Irishman and I had to go down to Tribeca to De Niro's office and did it and they had me do it a few times which is usually a good sign if you do it once or twice and they go thank you for coming in you're like oh fuck

unless they know immediately when you walk on the door, that's the guy. But they had me in there for like 25, 30 minutes doing a scene over and over. And I go, inside you're going, this is good. They actually give a fuck. And then I'm excited because I'm getting the next day I get the call. Marty loved what he did.

But maybe he said maybe he'll try to find something else for, which I knew was just a nice way of letting you down. Motherfucker. But that's what people go through and act is an act. And it's cool, though. I went down to De Niro's building. He owns a whole. building. You get to see that shit, his secretary and, you know.

Anyways, you got to watch this. Kundin, I don't have you guys, he did a show, a movie called Kundan about, I forget, Buddhists, whatever the fuck, he's over there, they had no money. This is what's going to depress you. There's points where Martin Scorses, after he's already made these huge hits, they don't, they're on his ass about fucking going over budget. one movie, they didn't give him hardly any money. Can you imagine he's fighting for financing?

He's Martin fucking scores. Just for you people that don't understand how the business works. It's fucking, the fact that anything gets made is insane, the way it works. It's more about, and I love it because they interview suits who fucking ruin everything.

But in the 80s, they went to like, that's when Star Wars came out, all this other shit. And Rocky at the, you know, late 70s, they did Rocky 2 in the 80s so all that shit they wanted sequel stuff and then what movie did he do they're like

we don't want the guy to die at the end because they wanted the sequel they wanted a franchise and he goes that's not how I fucking work he had to go he had to that's why I love him I always made this argument that if you made a TV series and the good guy died every once in a while in an episode let's say it's

I don't know Tom Selleck and whatever that fucking show was Magnum P.I. If he got killed every once in a while. And the series still went on, but you wouldn't know to the end? Wouldn't that be a little more rent? I don't know. But he wasn't. Hollywood's

all about, and they would tell him, we have to have the people leaving the theater in a good mood. No, you don't. That goes against everything Scorsese grew up around. And you're going to fucking, Dallas, you'll watch all five at a night, I swear on my mother. There's nothing boring about it.

Mean streets, the interview in the guy, the De Niro played Johnny Boy, who's a real, based on this fucking guy who was cuckoo, Italian dude, who wasn't even afraid of the mob? He'd owe them 50K and fucking tell him to fuck off and then chase him. Colin Quinn's got a fucking cousin who was just like that. Ended up getting chased out of New York. Anyways, watch it is all I'm saying.

TV, I don't know how I get into all this. Where are we? What are we doing? I don't know. You're going to fucking dude. You're going to drawing little fucking, by hand he's writing dialogue. In the Raging Bull, you know the scene when De Niro is. fat and he's in a wife beater

and he's got a sandwich in his hand and Peschi's sitting on the couch and then watching TV and he's trying to fix the picture. Joey, I've been hearing things. He's talking about, you know, he thinks his father's fucking his wife. He goes, wow, what things you've been fucking hearing? I've been hearing things. Okay, what?

What? Fucking inherent things. And he keeps doing it and if you guys know anything about acting there's something called the Meisner technique, it's the first drill they have you do. where like me and Dallas would face off and Dallas would go, that's a green shirt.

To me, and I'd go, it's a green shirt. And you'd go, that's a green shirt. And you're saying, having a whole conversation, but it's just based on emotion and not the world. So that was De Niro. That's a method acting. It's method acting, you know,

and he kept going, I've been hearing things. And then when you hear De Niro interviewed in this thing, he really is a bit of a dope. He can't finish the sentence. I still, I'm not going to, I hate him for,

politics, but he's just so fucking cool. But he can't finish a sentence. When they interview him, he's a man of no work. Yeah. So I said to Marty, we got to do this, and he was like, and then that's it. Every time they interview, it ends with him going, you're going to

fucking laugh. You're like, is he? What's he autistic? Whatever he was, it worked, great. So, anyways, I should be getting paid for this plug. Where the fuck am I? What am I doing? Let's get on with it. I talked so much that thing went off. Steve, Jobs.

What else? No sports last night, so that's what I watched. Learned the first fucking four chords to I'm knocking on Heaven's Door. It's four in the morning I'm playing knocking on Heaven's. What am I, 12? 14. Keeps my mind sharp. I say that, and then I walk out of it.

Looking for my bedroom, I go, where did I do? put that. Shocking jail confession. That's the first story, right? Jeffrey Epstein, I thought this was pretty shocking. Epstein claimed New York federal prosecutors told him he could walk free. Listen to this. If he agreed to implicate Trump

according to his ex-cellmate. After his arrest on child sex trafficking charges in July of 2019, Epstein was transferred to the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan where he shared a cell with ex-cop, and I remember when this happened.

Nicholas Tartaglione, there he is, huh? Guessing he's not gay. Look at this fucking guy who was awaiting trial before convicted on a quadruple murder charge. This guy was a cop up in Westchester County, which is a nice... It's the rich part of the suburbs of New York where I was living for a little while.

Look at this fucking... Look at this guy. Tarat Leone. This was Epstein's cellmate. I heard that I go, oh no. 57, now claims that Epstein, who died a month after being arrested, told him prosecutors, Epstein told this guy, his cellmate, prosecutors had off to cut a deal if he snitched on Trump who was then in his first term. Shut up! Shut! Shut! Shut! No. I don't know nothing about that. Epstein was found dead alone in his cell on August 10th after having hung himself. Yeah, right.

and they found Hillary's shoes in there in a purse. His death was ruled a suicide, but lapses in security and protocol at the correctional facility and the lack of evidence collected at the time have led to many questions. A former K-9 officer in Westchester, Taglione here, was, I'll call him Tarts, tags, was convicted of killing four men. They were drug dealers, by the way. After 2016 cocaine deal went wrong, and he believed a worker, his animal sanctuary had stolen $230,000.

That's who you want pissed at you. The ex-cop claims in his pardon bid that the prosecution was flawed and that evidence was manipulated by cops to frame him for the murders. In his petition, Tartz alleges a mobile phone involved with the case was tampered with to add his name as a contact. Hey, who knows, right? in New York after it had been confiscated. He and his lawyers claim video evidence was altered,

spliced, mutilated, and destroyed to suit the prosecution. Well, if that's true, I would think it would be easy to prove. I don't know. The pardon request claims the man who worked for tags, Marcos Cruz, confessed to setting up, oh, he looks like a happy fellow. He looks nice. That's my mother would say.

He looks like a nice guy. To setting up the murders for a Mexican cartel, but was convinced by an investigator to change his story. Taggs also claims the star witness at trial, Joey Biggs, bodybuilder and school security guard. He beat up 12 bus drivers that wouldn't follow his orders, only implicated him after meeting with prosecutors 30 times and repeatedly lied and fabricated information on the stand.

Biggs was sentenced to 17 years in 2024 for his role in the scheme after admitting to pulling the trigger of a gun which killed one of the men. He had been facing life, but a sentence was reduced to his cooperation, due to his cooperation, I should say. Upon a jury finding him guilty in 2024, the judge slammed the tags, the big Italian fella, saying he cared more about animals than people he killed.

That's a lesbian. That's not a... Calling him delusional and a racist. And not a lesbian? He's got the same haircut and build. and citing the overwhelming evidence against him. Tags claims there have been numerous attempts on his life since Epstein's death,

leaving him injured with a metal plate in his head. How tough is prison when a guy like that gets beat so bad he has a plate and it's... But he's still alive and still yapping. You got to admit, there are some interesting freaks in this world. I'm telling you, man. And it's so surprising. like he wasn't a cop in the Bronx or in Manhattan or Queens.

You know, Tony suburbs up in whatever the fuck. But that's, you know. So who knows? There's a lot of dirty cops and whatever. But he said, the takeaway from that story is, once again, the government said, if you rat out Trump, probably mean make something up about it. We'll let you walk, basically. How much do they hate Trump?

What the fuck did he do? Trump. that makes I don't he built half the skyline are you jealous of him what what's where's the

I don't get it I get some of it yeah he's got a fucking braggadocious personality so do a lot of black athletes and superstars you don't say shit about them matter of fact

black people love Trump for that reason I remember guy being interviewed on the street on some show in Times Square black guy goes we like Trump man he rich he ain't ashamed of it

guy was all blinged out shit. Let's move on to some light news. Wake up, America. Federal authorities, this is sort of an update on what we talked about yesterday, arrested two more men in connection. This is what I'm talking about. I don't know what direction this country's headed

in. Were they thwarted Halloween terror plot, according to law enforcement sources. Thomas Khan, him as guzal. Jesus, now we have Hispanic terrorists? 19 and Milo Cedarat. That's Middle East. In 21. We're both

arrested Tuesday and additional accomplices are still under investigation with more arrest possible. It was not immediately clear whether there was some of the unnamed co-conspirators described previously in court documents. They were doing federal court in Newark, New Jersey yesterday afternoon. The new arrests in New Jersey expand the suspect footprint from the alleged terracelle beyond the airborne Michigan community and across a much larger swath of the United States. I don't know. I think we should have a, you know how a bar has a limit of number of people you can let in? I think we should do that with Muslims and anybody else that we have a problem with or a beef with. Only not at bars. I mean that, you know, when they're trying to get in to the country,

you go, no, we're full. We have six. That's our limit. Fucking plenty. Here's some video that goes along with this story. You know, the FBI did a great job getting on this case very early based on online indicators in addition to other evidence to this attack from happening. So good work on the FBI. But the bigger picture for the American public is that radical Islamic extremism is alive and well in the United States.

Yeah, that's the takeaway. What are they getting bolding? Because Mandami won? No, these fuckers, believe me, they were chatting with people online. I'm sure who Biden let in four years ago, who we have no idea where they are. I'm sorry, I don't mean to be a bummer,

and I'm not the only one saying this, but there's something coming. Because as far as I know, we haven't rounded up those hundred-and-something. running, check the titty bars. They pretend to be holy, but go to the titty bars. They like a nice ass like everybody else. Instead of sticking cash in it,

they'll put a pipe bomb in the girls' panties. Have you ever seen that? You know, you're not that crazy. You get that little red beaver. On Monday, federal prosecutors announced charges against Muhammad Ali, and he was quoted saying, I don't do nothing at all.

I don't know the kids. Never did nothing. Nobody can beat me about Father's time. Oh, that's what he did. So they arrested a guy named Muhammad Ali, and ironically, another guy named Joe Frazier. They were rated out by a guy named George Foreman. What?

In my head, Mahmood. See, right there, I don't let you in my country. I don't let you in my diner. I don't let you in my neighborhood. Oh, Nick, they're not all like that. I don't give a fuck. You hear the, somebody does a great, came up with a great analogy.

about, they use it for black people, you know. They go, a lot of people, you know, afraid of snakes or something. They're like, we know not all of them are poison, but enough of them are that we're away. Was there a racist? Yeah, but so what? Even black people laughed at it online.

Do you understand there are black people who are sick of black people? Chris Rock had the best bit about the N-word and black, but it's true. I mean, they have to put up with these fucking nitwits. And that goes for her. Yeah, but Nick, there's what,

I don't want to hear it, you fuckhead. Announce charges against Ali and both 20 years old from Deerborn, and if you guys don't know anything about Deerborn, it makes friggin,

I don't know what the motherfucker. Iran makes Iran look like a Christian nation for their alleged roles. And why Dea Bourne Michigan? How do these, isn't it funny? Like, Somalis in fucking Minneapolis.

And it's not funny, but I'm just saying. They know, they get the fucking cancer right to the heart of the, their alleged roles in the plot, which involve multiple unnamed co-conspirative. Well, how many are there? And a juvenile. They are accused of stockpiling guns and ammunition. Think about this.

They wanted to pull this shit off on Halloween and like kill kids, trick-or-treating. So let that sink in, Maldami lovers. Well, Nick, he's not bullshit. There's pictures of him with guys from Hamas. There's quotes on him saying he's hanging out with a guy who said America deserve or a guy on 9-11. I mean, fuck off.

New York, I can't wait to watch this. I got my popcorn ready. They're accused of stockpiling guns, ammunition, practice in shooting, and scouting a strip of LGBT nightclubs. Okay, so once in a while they're right. You know, that's a joke, my fag friends. In Ferndale, didn't you have a place? We had a place in Ferndale. Duplex.

I don't know why gay guys are duplex. It works perfectly. Fucking honey. The alleged code named, the code named Dallas was of the plot. The terror was pumpkin. At least they know their hollered. Huh? Yeah.

Charlie Brown, you thought that was a bummer. Fucking Halloween. What do you see this? And plan to attack one of more nightclubs than Halloween, inspired in part by terror attacks at the Pulse nightclub in Orlando, Florida. I remember that. That was like a gay nightclub. And the Batla Klan and Parrot, which was a horrible, that was a big music concert going on. And they just came in and sprayed people.

And read the details. It was frigging horrible. The FBI execute, that's what they use, by the way. They're using those as, you know, and they blueprets. You still haven't learned. Right. Right. The FBI executed search warrants Friday on the homes of Ali and Mahmood. a storage unit they shared. I've watched a lot of the ID network, as you know, I'm obsessed with that. Always check the storage

units first. People not only hide fucking, you know, killing instruments, they actually put bodies in there and shit. It's under the beach umbrella and the chairs. We could at my moods. And a storage unit shared seizing multiple semi-automatic

rifles, a shotgun, handguns. We're laughing. But listen to this. Tactical gear and more than 1,600 rounds of 5.56 ammo. That goes in an AR. I know that. I know that much. You're going, I got to have,

fuck it, just come to my house. We'll do the backyard. I just need a refresher. I'm not, I, folks, I get plenty of guns and shit. And I, I did what you do. I bought them and I went to the fucking

shooting range, like, with all of them. Not all of them, two of them, like you're supposed to. And then I put them under my bed. Because I'm so absent-minded now. You know, I pour coffee, and I can't find it, that I'm afraid I'm going to be, you know, doing something my gun.

What's this? Anyway, it'll make for a hell of a show. But back to these guys. All I have to say about these people are, hates Jews, hates Jews. Ali and Mahmoud are being held without bail until at least Monday when they're due in federal court in Detroit for detention hearings.

Again, they'll probably be back on the streets in a few weeks. Because that's, and that's not a fucking hyperbole. your government want not, well, they want us dead, people who vote like us. I'm 63. I just don't see me missing the beginning of a civil war at these, at the pace we're going at. Excuse me. This is kind of related as, you know, you got terrorists sneaking around the country that snuck it.

My pronouns are her and liar. A Minnesota state representative who once confessed to her own, apparently, unlawful entry into the United States won the state I mean, excuse me, the St. Paul mayoral race on Tuesday. This is what I'm talking about.

I don't believe it. And people go, yeah, but there's so many, you know how many, there's not enough, not enough. Yeah, but you know how many Samadam, was it?

Not enough. It's still Minnesota. Don't get me that shit. Bakam Odami was handpicked. So are these people by globalists. I don't know what the fuck, where it's going. No, people go, well, prove it.

Well, you prove that I'm wrong. He's arguing with a guy in line last night. He's like, I go, these elections aren't even real. Well, prove it. I go, prove that I'm fucking wrong. I go prove it. He goes, where's the evidence? The results?

I lived in New York. I didn't live in Brooklyn. I, you know, I didn't live in fucking Williamsburg. It was later revealed, and that's my other point that I actually, I think I gave the gut felt, but I'm a monologue today. that all the Gen Z kids voted for Mondami, if again you believe in elections, which makes perfect sense

because they come off the college campus, that shit is fresh in their head, that Marxist mush that they had driven into their head. So who do you think they're going to vote? Let me tell you, the fucking talk about Chinese playing the long game. The Democrats, when they took over the institutions of academia,

the media, and all that shit, They knew what they were doing. That was 60 years ago. It was later revealed that hers, that's her name, by the way, hers. You know, like hymns, when you can't get it up, hymns is going to, fucking hers. Hers. Hers. It was later revealed, that's her last name.

Hers uncle was actually not a familial, familial relative, but a family friend. A rep, Caholvang, Hur. That's her name. Kaholi, Vangher. Just on that alone, I go, you can't be anything in this country. That's a dumb name. You're a dumb person. Get out of you.

And there's a Chris Rocks manager next to her. I don't know why. No, I don't know who that is. Anyways, Vangherer, DFL, secured an over two-point victory over incumbent mayor Melvin Carter. The election results were determined in the second ranked choice voting round with her, meaning her. This is so stupid.

fewer than 2,000 votes more than her opponent. My family said, this is her talking, and I'm quoting her. This is like who's on first, her. Him, who's on second? Who'd he beat? Her. What, who? My family came here as refugees.

Her said during her victory speech, can imagine if she said she wanted her pronouns were her, she wanted to be referred to as her? What, boy, what a fucking webwebweb webed. Her said during her victory speech on Tuesday evening, never in their wildest dreams would I be standing here today accepting the position of mayor talking about her parents? I want to thank Mayor Melvin Carter for as many years of service and laying down like the bitch that he was.

I started my political career working for him by giving him a hand job behind a locker at the 46th precinct during the Floyd riots. And I will always be grateful for that opportunity. Suck a dick and die, you pig. Look, she's all, not only she foreign, and illegal. She's a dyke. And again, I don't have a problem

in dikes unless they look like that. Give me one, two cuties at yum, yum. I don't need this. She looks like Jack Sue from Bonnie Miller. The Chinese guy. On the statehouse floor in June, her, who was born in Laos, made his startling confession

while advocating for public health care for illegal immigrants. This is what I'm talking about. You know, that's what the whole government shutdowns about? She claimed that her father who worked at the U.S. consulate also worked for U.S. aid. You know, that's the, remember we hand out money to foreign countries for no reason whatsoever? Yeah, Dad worked in that.

Brought her family to America by falsifying immigration paperwork. She's admitting that her family's here illegally. This is a fucking person who just got elected in St. Paul. Here's a video of this young man. And so what my father did was one of our uncles worked for USAID. and because his mother had died. My father, as the one processing the paperwork, put my grandmother down as his mother.

And so I am illegal in this country. My parents are illegal here in this country. Take your burnt orange jacket with you, Dave. Look at the defeated Republican on the, just staring at a gun. I can't believe him. I don't know. Her's uncle, boy, I hate her,

last name. Bitch's uncle had worked for the U.S. agency for international development and because of that work was

immediately eligible to come to the United States at the end of the Vietnam War, she stated at the time. He liked it so much, he stuck around. Her's immediate family

did not qualify for the same expedited process. It was later revealed that hers uncle was actually not a family relative, but a family

friend. but that's all right. Everything goes except for us tax paying hard working motherfuckers. She claimed that her family would have been eligible to come to the United States anyway and that falsified records only sped up the process. Why don't you go home and make yourself

what do they eat over there? German Shepherd? Oh. That one flew out. Hi, could I get a German Shepherd it foot long on wheat with banana fucking peppers

oh god I just puked all over myself hold on one second and keep it rolling I'm back in black I punch look at this I almost put these on they're not even attached Dale what's it?

Am I old? Oh get her off the screen she's making me nauseous that Filipino dog eating freak it's not even Filipino whatever I do not do good when I'm watching jeopardy. There's a lot of geography on there. Oh my God. Are those questions brutal?

What river empties into the Yangzi fucking? Why would I want to know that? Why do I need to know it? And that's the right answer. That's the only time it's ever going to come up in your life. I put out a bunch of fucking mean

tweets last night, just from the heart. I think I'm being shadow banned again. Oh, whatever the fuck. I tweeted a lot. the last couple days and my numbers are going backwards. Oh, that's not people not like it. And no, it isn't.

No, it isn't. I think, Elon, I don't know what's going on. Jesus Christ, I feel like I've hairs up my nose. All right, let's move on to end my career. Sweet. Bombshell story about pipe bomb. This was another interesting, really interesting one. And story, look, Glenn Beck, who used to have me on as a reg,

I don't know what I said. Other than I said I wrote Pelosi on a target at the shooting ring, that might have done it. I did. Yeah. Just like my manager, what did you expect? Barry Katz used to go to me. I used to call the hotel and go, yeah, I just fucking told the girl off the front desk.

She was good. You got to learn to pick your fights, man. I go, that's how you fucking live, you Jews, because you're afraid of conflict. I welcome it. But I fucking sense an ounce of attitude. I don't care if it's from a hell's angel or a 12-year-old girl at the food court.

I'm like Trump. I'm going to fucking let you know I don't like you. That's how I was, well, not raised. My family apes me too, but that's not the one. Hey, look, I woke up one day and my dad had the fucking next-door neighbor and a headlock on the grass like they were high school kids. That's how I grew up.

Guy had the nerve to come over. Families having a cookout. I had my stereo out there. Well, you have different versions. I remember Neil Diamond being on there. My mother goes, no, you were playing your music. I don't think so. It's a cookout with old people. Anyways, the jerk off who had just moved in next door, he was an Italian, but he's a yuppie

Italian, you know, not a hardworking, just to fucking hear the, he had the, he had the nerve to come into our yard and tell my dad to turn the music down. And when my old man didn't get upset, I went, oh boy, this isn't over. Instead of just unloading on the guy right there, I go, oh, where is this going? Sure enough. Next day, I've told this story, bear with me if you had already heard it. Wake up the next day in the morning. I don't know. It's like fucking nine on a Saturday. I hear cursing and shit. Outside my bedroom window, I could see the guy's house next to me outside. I put the shades up. My old man and him are on that guy's lawn. The guy's on top of my dad, but my dad's got him like this. Let me see. How old am I then? I'm 18. Yeah, I'd say I'm

about 18. And my dad was 27 years older than me. So that makes him 20, so 45? 45-year-old guy. Got him in a handle. They eventually get to their feet. I pretended to put my pants on like I was going to stop it. And then the guy had the nerve.

It was raining out. I was going to CCD class. That's religious class. The church is at the top of the street. He pulls up next to me. This is like a couple weeks later. He goes, you want a ride? I go, fuck off.

It was the best fuck off I have ever had my life. And he just smirre. and put the wind. I'm walking in the ride. I really did want to ride. I was so good. Anyways, fuck you.

I hope you're dead and your kids. All right. Pipe bomb. Blaze News investigative reporter Steve Baker. He works for Blaze, which is Glenn Beck's big deal. And Joseph Hanneman have spent years work and identify the masked. Remember this? Individual who placed pipe bombs near the headquarters of the Republican National Committee.

and the Democrat National Committee in Washington, D.C., on January 5th, the day before the shit went down. Okay? And they've been for years trying to find out who that is because the person had a mask on. What the fuck are you? Are you writing a book?

Who the fuck are you? Oh, it sounds like a guy. Baker's on the left, I think. They actually arrested him. Imagine you're a reporter. That doesn't look strange. Baker, whom the Biden FBI arrested never hear that, do you on the news?

Over his January 6 reporting, revealed to Blaze Media co-founder Glenn Beck on Wednesday that they have finally locked in on a suspect. What's more, Baker hinted that the suspect's imminent identification will implicate, excuse me, will implicate in shame at least one federal agency. It was a Fed. I don't know, probably FBI,

the way they talk about it in the article. it was one of them. And you don't just put that out there, a story like this, unless you have, here's Glenn and Beck explaining what I just probably told you. Tell you this, there is a major development in the January 6th pipe bomber investigation. Coke. Nose hair. Blaze News has the exclusive, because it is Steve's reporting that has brought this to attention.

And unfortunately, it leads. its lead suspect is at the highest levels of government. You got that, folks? Person in a mask who put pipe bombs. Dallas, I swear to God, I have a nose hair that's 11 feet long by 40 feet wide. Did you hear that? Folks. And like I said, you're not going to just put that out there.

They have sources. And when the FBI arrest you for investigating, yeah, you're on to something. Dallas knows. Baker told Beck, when I pulled this thread, I was so shocked by what I saw. I immediately took it to a source and one of the most important, highest-level investigative federal agencies in the country. By the way, I don't know if it's in this article or not, but this Baker guy, and he says, and they, you know, they know all that. And I believe him, basically rank and file FBI, they're still good people, and they whispered in his air a couple times in the hallways of like the Kempensile. gone, we love what you do.

It's the few bad apples in powerful positions. Anyways, excuse me, I immediately took it to our sources there and I said, you have to see this. After they looked at it, the sources higher up that he has, after they looked at it for about two hours, the response

that I got back was, holy fuck, Baker said. And then the follow-up response was, she's one of us. Oh, boy, is this? It's a fucking movie. Let's see how quick they squash this. This is what I'm talking about. This thing better go somewhere.

They've been pulling threads for a couple of years, three years to figure this out. When pressed by Beck about his confidence level in the suspect ID, Baker said, I will tell you that from gate analysis. Gate is your gate, how you walk, how you tell us. It's one of the most accurate ways to identify people, they say. That's the analysis of the hooded bomber compared to the gate analysis of this individual in private life.

So they have clipped the bomber, the guy with a mask putting the bot and other woman. And that person in his private life doing, you know, I mean, I mean, Quasimoto, you can pick up his gate. That the actual software hit a 94% accuracy. human analysis from the experts and intelligence is much higher, continued Baker. They looked at it and went, my God, that's it,

we got it. And you're going, why don't they reveal it? I'm telling you right now, relax. Relax. What are you doing? The American Bar Association's Criminal Justice magazine noted in

2023 that gate analysis, which has been used to help secure criminal convictions throughout Anglosphere for decades, can be compelling, corroborating evidence, especially since criminals cannot hide their gate. Hanaman and Bay, although I don't know, fucking Caitlin Jenner doesn't run like she used to.

Hanneman and Baker reported last week for instance that the eight and a half minute video about the January 6 pipe bombs released by the FBI in October contained footage edited, listen to this, to exclude showing a U.S. Capitol Police SUV pull up directly across the street from where the suspect stood it. 8.15 p.m. at night on January 5th, 2021. They edited it. In addition to raising suspicion about

the, what's interesting to me? So they arrest this guy Baker who's doing snooping around. Then they let him out. I mean, what do you, how do you? I'm surprised he didn't get whacked. Fuck that. In addition to raising suspicion about the selective edit, the investigative duo claim that the FBI also deliberately chose not to publicly acknowledge the theory that the pipe bombs were part of a poorly timed training exercise. Baker told Beck on Wednesday that while the FBI and the Metropolitan Police Department are offering a half million dollar reward for evidence that leads to an arrest in this case, he didn't take the new evidence implicating the yet to be named suspect to the agencies because we believe that they were actively engaged in the

cover-up. So you can't even go with the evidence to the FBI because some of them are involved in the cover up. So that's why they're sitting on it. Baker indicated that there are national security related briefings underway. This is fucking huge. If you couple this with all the other shit we found out, the auto pen, everything. It's the most corrupt piece of shit administration in the history. National security related briefings underway.

And Beck said that the suspect's name, rhymes with Kevin Spacey. What? No. We'll be released after the relevant agency have battened down the hatches. Let's not forget about that. I mean, we shouldn't have to fucking put up a post it.

It's a huge story. I bet you we should hear the results, right? This guy, next story, I don't know. You talk about, I never believe, I don't know about the concept. up to heaven and hell and shit. And when I read shit like this, I go,

it, there has to be. Again, in episode and Sopranos when she goes, talks about Tony in the afterlife and shit. And are you afraid

how you make you live? And implying that is he going to go to hell after, you know? He goes, ah, it's not meant for me. It's meant for the sick fucks.

You know, they keep people who fuck kids and shit, the pole pots. Which makes perfect sense. You know what I mean? He waxed bad guy. I don't know.

Again, it's a moral question. By the way, the whole thing, this Scorsese thing, that's his whole philosophy life, sinner and saint. We all have it in us to be both. And every, that's how we went through life. That was like his big question. Almost every film he made had that at the center of it. And if you look at all the moral, you know,

the raging bulls, you're a good guy, bad guy, flawed, all of the fucking, the departed, the dirty cops. And anyways, good ridden shit bag is the name of this. story and this one, this is the shit that keeps me up at night. Sometimes I won't even finish articles like this. That's how I know I'm getting old. By the way, it's 4 in the morning last night. Like I said, I'm watching Clapton video of tears in heaven and crying like I was having my period.

I went through a woman pause a long time ago, Della. Yeah, but you had a colvoscopy just recently. Oh, Jesus. You know what's so funny you say that? it's funny you said that because I was exhausted since then. I've slept a lot, but I still have the shit in me, whatever. But I'm run down emotionally, you know I mean? And I swear to God, that's so funny that you said that.

I'm like, what's going on here? Again, episode of the Sopranos when Carmel is going through menopause. And she's watching TV and there's like a dog food commercial and she's crying. An Arizona man who pleaded guilty to leaving, listen to this. This makes me say, I almost didn't want to do it. but he's such a shitbag. I want to know people let them know

that he's off the planet almost. Guilty to leaving his two-year-old so he was arrested and guilt found guilty leaving his two-year-old daughter to die in a car in the sweltering driveway while he was watching porn inside the house. Well, he has now died

and his demise is being investigated as a suicide. Christopher Schultz. Yeah, it looks like a real... Looks like every liebacker it fucking...

It was listed as dead by the Maricopa County Medical Examiner's office Wednesday, according to ABC 15. So it has to be true. His death is being investigated by Phoenix police as a suicide. He was due to report to prison

and I remember this story, but never arrived at the hearing yesterday. where he was scheduled to be taken into custody. Can you imagine what's going on in his head? Schultz recently pleaded guilty to second-degree murder and was sentenced to between 20 and 30 years in prison. His older daughter, who will turn 18 this month,

sued him last week for emotional distress. His cause of death remains under investigation. Look, this is the girl he left in the car. If you are struggling, and I put this in, I put this in on purpose. You know how they do this anytime is the story about suicide? If you're struggling,

and I might have edited this a little bit, it's like my own Wikipedia. If you are struggling with suicidal thoughts or experiencing a mental health crisis because you're a scumbag and killed your little daughter, I added that part. And live in New York City.

You can call 8A8 New York City well for free and confidential crisis counseling. If you, but, but, but anyways, You don't put that up on a story like this. You do when somebody jumps out a window or has a history depression. You don't put it up here. Do you get it? You fuckheads, are all suicides equal?

How about murder suicides? When you kill your fucking whole family, then shoot yourself. Should he have called and got help that have saved the family? No. Ugh. The only thing I like the bottom is get the mustache from the 70s baseball. I love guys. There's guys that still do that in Major League Baseball.

On purpose, they get that. It's a porn mustache, but it's a baseball plays out in the 70s. Finally tonight on your sister's neck hairs, torture and trauma in Texas. This one got me hard. No, don't say that. Listen to this, folks. What kind of planet are we living on? I gave you that.

These are the light stores you go out at the end of the week. You can mull over these while you're trying to. have fun this weekend. A half-naked woman was allegedly tortured and chained up in the backyard. Oh, good. This would mean we'll have another slasher film of a Texas home for months, leading to the arrest of five people who allegedly starved and shot at the defense's victim with BB guns. The Austin Police Department, by the way, if you live in Austin, you might as well be living in L.A. The Austin Police Department responded at around 9 a.m. on October 30th, after a 911 call was made regarding a woman screaming for help and handcuffed to metal exercise equipment in the backyard. They asked her why she was screaming. She said she hated Peloton. She said, I was a big thigh master fan.

Officers arrived to find the unnamed woman suffering from severe injuries, naked from the waist down. Sounds like my honeymoon. Listen. Oh my God, Dallas, I swear to God, your mustache is growing up my nose. I have to go shave. Naked from the waist down and shackled to a punching bag stand. Sounds like a fantasy I had a few years ago. As they worked to free the woman, five adults inside the home noticed what was happening and tried to flee, but were immediately caught and detained. Police also found two small children living at the home who were placed in the care of child protective services, The suspects. Michelle Garcia. Again, getting quality people. Michelle Garcia, 51 years old. Imagine living with what fucking teenagers? Crystal Garcia, 21. Mace Carney. I had that delicious. Chipotle. Have you had the Macea Conch? 32. One Pablo Castro.

Could you get any more Hispanic? 30 in Maynard Lefevers, 21, had allegedly held, that's French for fevers, had allegedly held the victim captive for months. The victim told investigators she had been friends with Michelle Garcia, but stated that the group, at some point, they decided they no longer liked her. This happened to me once. I took my roommate's Chinese food out of the fridge at 2 in the morning. They tied me up to a tub. Tickled my feet. They no longer liked her. And the five decided to keep her as a captive. We ain't partners. We need brothers and we ain't friends. She said she was forced to live outside for weeks and beaten whenever she tried to flee.

Treated her like the... What's that? I know, because they eventually heard screaming. Look at these nitwits. Look at them. Look at them. Look at them. Look at the one in the... Here's the story of a fucking Mexican family. a detective said the woman The woman was fed just one plate of food a day and shackled to a metal exercise stand sometimes with both

one plate of food and I didn't put in they asked one of the bad guys The woman said I only gave her a plate of food because she was getting chunky I'm not making that up You fucking believe that? The victim also said that the night before being found

her pants slipped down and she got in trouble. She was then shot with a BB gun. Again, another fantasy. That's the funny. Coughed to a backyard stand and left there half naked overnight as punishment while Tempages plunged

into the 40s. Can imagine if she was in the Buffalo? People have died of exposure in July in Buffalo. During her captivity, she sustained extensive injuries including open wounds, severe swelling of the wrists, loss of tissue from her hands and feet,

why would you have tissues in your hands and feet? That's the silliest thing I've ever heard. Widespread scarring from BB gun pellets. My dad used to do that to us. Did I tell you the time I told Martha? Another story I've told a million times. We're doing the Fallon show, me and Artie Lang, when we had our show for five minutes.

And Martha Stewart was the other guest, and she had a cooking segment going. And she had a pinini maker. I go, hey, Martha. She goes, what? I go, my father used to put my hand in that for 30 seconds when I brought home a D and math. She's like, she took the band members of laugh. She's like, she was still hot for an old lady.

After being transported to a local hospital, doctors determined her injuries matched weeks of torture and restraint. Scans also found a BB lodged in her right eye. I like how they throw that in as a last detail. Jesus. That's got to hurt. Well, that's it. I thought I'd leave you guys on a light note.

Enjoy your wicking. Take it easy. Yeah, it might as well do this. That's when it just clicked on my mind that if you just run through somebody's face, a lot of people ain't going to be able to take that over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. You know, he was a literature major. Marshawn. You know what?

I have a theory about that, too. He's turning up the street with that. You know what I mean? He was hard to tackle them. All right, that's it for the week, ladies and gentlemen. Go to nickdip.com. We have a merchandise page there. Fresh, new, we have Nick DiPaolo IUDs.

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A beniton. A peniton. A time to an ad. What else, Dallas? Camio.com. I've done a few this week. If you'd like me to roast a friend, by the way, they're putting roast clips up, my PR team of when I did those Comedy Central,

and they're getting like hundreds of thousands of views every few. Just ought to tell you. Camio.com, you want me to roast a friend or a relative. That's it. You guys think it. I'll say it. You are very welcome. I hope you have a great weekend. We'll see you back here on Monday. Have a nice rest of the day. Take it easy. Hi. Good night, everybody.