The Nick DiPaolo Show - Jan 6 Committee Exposed Again | Nick Di Paolo Show #1539

Episode Date: March 12, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Jan 6 lies, Dems evil plan and much more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

🎵 If you want to talk like a fucking millennial, we'll send you to Slippin' Fall School. The great Richie April, everybody. Hi, you is. I'm sorry, I know. But I took a few years off, so I gave you a break, but honest to God. You know, I'm going to ask for

Christmas for my family members who haven't watched the entire series. That's what I'm going to ask for a gift. Please sit down because you'll engulf four at a time you won't be able to shut it off it'll go by like fucking

I can't anyways maybe I should hit the start button on the clock you know I did this morning poured a cup of coffee and spent the rest of the morning looking for it again I did the sleep app thing. It's like, you're retarded. What are you, a crackhead? Now it's saying like angry shit at me. Go to bed

for fuck's sake. You had two hours of fucking good sleep and the rest of it sucked. Pictures of old people with fucking diapers on, shit themselves because they didn't sleep well. You're up at 2 a.m. scrolling through shit and all of a sudden the app sends a message, the fuck down put the phone the fuck away i wish i am i'm becoming one of those fucking uh addicted to the new because it's so interesting you know we're on the brink

of fucking we got a brain dead mummy and all kinds of violent, whatever. What was I gonna say? Anyways. Oh, I was gonna start the show with a story about a guy in Australia who had a party at his place because he's proposing to his girlfriend or whatever the hell, or actually proposed or that. During the party, slips, falls, somehow cuts his neck and bleeds out. And I'm going, lucky son of a bitch. No.

So I go, oh, let me read what happened. Because that's your natural instinct, right? When you read the first paragraph, he cut his neck and something bled out. So you're going to, what's your next instincts? Well, how'd he fall and what'd he cut it on? And that's not answered in the article. Anyway. Just think about that for a second, folks. And

I comment I have an account with a fake name on it so I can comment. You can't get anything, you can't put anything, even in the Post, you can't get anything even slightly racial or it's Fox, it's Murdoch News. They're almost as bad.

I'm not kidding you. Anyways, so I put fucking fifth grade journalism, once again, from the New York Post. How do you write an article like that and not answer that, those two questions? Same with every time we read an article about somebody dying.

They don't tell you how, which apparently has been going on for a long time because I hate to bring the Sopranos up again. Watched an episode a couple nights ago. Meadow goes, Auntie Barb called Uncle Joe, so-and-so, Joe died. And Tony's like, first question. Well, how? She goes, I don't know, because she's a teenager, you know?

He goes, he's over here every Christmas for the last 20 years. You don't ask how? Joe Blow died. Nobody gives a fuck. But this is a newspaper article, which I'm guessing everybody else in these comments say that's AI reporting,

which it probably is, you know? Because there's grammar mistakes, there's sentences that just don't even. And how do you give me that tidbit at the top of the motherfucking story that a guy bled to death the night he gave his girlfriend, and you can't tell us what he fell on? First of all, it triggers all kinds of questions. His girlfriend pushed him while her best friend held a broken Heineken bottle. Anyhow, get your shit together, please.

Fucking posters. I mean, it's always been a rag, but mother of God, it is insane. That was going to be my opening story. Wouldn't you find that interesting, folks? I think you would. What am I even doing here? All right, let's get to some news.

Yeah. January 6th committee lied. This sort of broke yesterday, right before we were going on. But the January 6th congressional committee, remember that? They had a whole TV show with Liz Cheney every night. Remember that miniseries about January 6th that was so fucking overproduced? I think we saw it. I think I actually heard Spielberg yell, cut. Allegedly, falsely claimed it did not have evidence that showed former President Trump's administration requested, I'll say it again,

President Trump's administration requested, I'll say it again, Trump's administration requested National Guard assistance, according to a report detailing a hidden transcript that was recently released. So they suppressed that during this fake, this show trial that they did. You know, like ABC, like it was an afternoon special. You believe that shit? I do. Of course you do. Why wouldn't you? You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. The former January 6th select committee apparently withheld Mr. Ornato's critical witness testimony from the American people because it contradicted their predetermined narrative.

Mr. Ornato's testimony proves what Mr. Meadows has said all along. President Trump did, in fact, offer 10,000 National Guard troops to secure the U.S. Capitol, which was turned down. Georgia Republican Rep. Barry Loudermilk said in a statement on Friday, Loudermilk released a transcript. So do you people who vote, you're not even watching. How do I get to these jerk-offs I want to talk to? 10,000 national, that's a lot.

That's a lot. It's right, it's a lot. It's the same amount they have on the subway in New York City right now. Loudermilk released a transcript of former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Anthony Orinato's interview with Congressional Committee investigating January 6th on Friday, following the Federalist Molly Hemingway, she was on Gutfeld last night, also a Fox News contributor, reporting former Rep Liz Cheney's January 6th committee, there's the devil, suppressed evidence that the Trump administration pushed for 10,000 National Guard members to be on the streets.

Well, I don't want to break up the meeting or nothing, but she's something of a cunt, ain't she, Doc? How do you mean that? She likes a rigged game, you know what I mean? Orinato's interview was conducted in January of 2022 and attended by Cheney, among other members on the committee. In addition to serving as a deputy chief of staff under Trump, Orinato served in the Secret Service for decades. The committee, which included seven Democrats and two, and listen to who the Republican people, and two now former Republican Congress members, Liz Cheney, who's about as Republican as Bloomberg, and Adam Kinzinger, bitch, crying,

whiny fag, concluded that it found no evidence that the Trump administration called for 10,000 National Guard members to walk. Can you imagine? Wasn't this guy in the military too? Fucking jerk-off. What a jerk-off. He probably joined the military so he could shower with the guys.

He's a pencil-neck officer. He's got that look. Okay, so he sat there and looked through a hole with the guys in the shower from his office. 10, so he sat there and looked through a hole with the guys in the shower from his office. 10,000 National Guard members to Washington to protect the Capitol.

Cheney also took to X this weekend and referred to the reporter's bullshit while responding to a tweet posted by Mark Levin. Levin said this to her. Watch your fat fucking mouth. No, Levin responded to Cheney on X saying, I love Levin.

I fucking love him. Because he's got a little bit of a Parkinson's or something going on. But hey, Riley, I wrote it, moron. That's what he says. You're a pathetic disgrace and a demagogue and have exposed yourself all the time. Funny how you avoid public debates with

your detractors, including me, coward. You should consider professional help. He's full of piss and vinegar. Brilliant guy. So here's, I found this clip yesterday on X, this guy, he's Clay Higgins out of Louisiana, former, you know, he was in law enforcement his whole life and shit. Now he's a congressman. And this made me feel good. First of all, this guy puts the fear of death to me. I watched the Bobby Knight documentary on ESPN Plus, which, talk about a scary guy. That guy became unhandy, and I still liked him. Why do I like people that, I don't know. But you talk about a love-hate, watch that one. You guys might have already watched it, but he's a scary 6'7 dude with a horrible temper and a genius. Oh, my God.

Yeah, Mercurial, I think. That's what they called me when I was younger. I've mellowed out. I'm 62. So anyways, this is Clay Higgins, a rep from Louisiana, promising that they're going to get to the bottom of this. And he put together like a little reel for himself. Go ahead. Young man, I'll meet you on solid ground anytime, anywhere.

I had a flight that I'm supposed to be hightailing to out of here. Makes no difference to me. You won't walk away. I tried to make my break as fast as I could. My, my, my. Look at this guy. My colleagues across the aisle are going to find themselves in a bind this year because we're going to investigate. We're going to investigate. My new hero. What exactly did happen leading up to January the 6th? You'd have had to be living under a rock in America

to not know that there was potential for violence on January the 6th. Mayor Browser. Listen to this. My goodness. It begins with a request from the mayor. The mayor made that request on December 31st. She asked for the National Guard.

The mayor of D.C. The president authorized it. The president authorized it. On January the 3rd but on January the 5th Mayor Br mayor of D.C. The president authorized it. The president authorized it. On January the 3rd, but on January the 5th, Mayor Browse of D.C., who's deeply connected with my Democratic colleagues here in this body, had a change of heart. Had a change of heart. So she changed her mind after getting a call, most likely from Pelosi and the other douchebags because they wanted this shit to happen. It's so, we all know it's a setup, but go ahead. I have a letter. We don't want any National Guard. So what happened?

We're going to find out. I promise you. That guy, that guy, I don't know what it is. Could have been a hell of a general in the Civil War or a coach at LSU. I fucking, God bless the South, that's all I get to say. Anyhow, I'll get to more of that. In the second half of the show, I'm going to be talking about a student who stood up for himself regarding the American flag and basically told the school to go shit in the hat.

And he sounded more mature than the people that were trying to stop him. Also, a controversial shooting of an autistic black kid that's in the news. Very interesting story. I got a take on it that might surprise you. It might not. Anyhow, yeah. It's exclusively on M club you know that so join

now to get it if you want to get mug club you got to go to nickdip.com and and get it like i said crowd is show last week when we did the streaming thing the state of the union over 700 000 people So that's the show, if you're into this and funny. Anyhow, so I can't wait for this to, I want to see how they hide this, you know. There's got to be internal documents and how much more evidence do you need? And after we prove that, isn't it time to go, okay, Colbert, Kimmel, you're gone. You're gone for pretending to be a mouthpiece for the government. And the rest of you is in the government on the Democrat set. You have to go. You got to go now.

Between the laptop, all the other shit you've done, Russian collusion, fucking two impeachments to Trump, yet the whole country's in love with him, plus stealing the election. I'm only mentioning a few things. You're full of shit. It's so clear that you hate this country and you hate the people who are citizens of this country. And you've proved that you're in love

with the fucking illegal rapist port over the border, which Trump was right about also. You've been wrong about everything for about the last eight years. So fuck off. All right, let's move on. I think I summed that up beautifully. If I had these skills in college,

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Here's a little poll for you. 57% of Democrat voters would oppose Congress, I repeat, would oppose Congress, I repeat, would oppose Congress certifying this upcoming 2024 election if Trump wins. That was an Erasmuson reports poll on Monday. So, you know. Who gives a fuck what you think? I agree. I heard, I was watching Gutfeld last night and my boy Norton, who, one of my fucking,

I love Jimmy Norton, he's just funny, and he's smart as hell, but he said something that I disagree with last night about, they would talk, I'm a little off, I'm kind of digressing a little bit from the story here, but they were talking about that girl that was, had her head caved in, in Georgia, by the illegal immigrant, and sexually assaulted, they think, too, by the way, they were talking about that, and how Biden apologized for calling him illegal and shit. And Jimmy's take was that, well, most Democrats would agree that that's ridiculous to do. And he says most people that are in the Democrat rank and file, you know, voters, aren't far left radical.

And if I were to push back, I'd disagree a thousand percent. Because you're voting Democrat. You've voted for Biden in these policies. He didn't hide what he was going to do. Everything he's done is radical. And if you vote Democrat, you're fucking... I don't care what you say to your friends, like, I disagree with that.

It's what you do at the ballot box. That makes you complicit. So you are as radical. That's all I was going to say. Other than that, the poll asked likely voters. Some Democrats in Congress have said that if Trump wins this year's election, they will vote against certifying the election results because of Trump's role in January 6th of 2021 Capitol riots. Do you support or oppose Democrats refusing to certify the election if Trump wins? See, they asked that question

without telling you the full thing about him offering the $10,000 nationally. You don't get the whole stuff. 57% of douchebags, I mean Democrats democrats would oppose certification well because it's a knee flex reaction trump could say uh i'm gonna i'm gonna wipe out cancer they'll be like fuck you you fucking nearly two-thirds of liberals said they would oppose certification and again liberal slash democrat they're all liberals now okay so kiss my grits. No, they're ignorant. Yeah, that's my point, bitch. However, Democrats do not form the majority of voters' opinions. Overall, only 35% of all voters would support opposing certifying Trump's victory. 55% would oppose lawmakers refusing to certify a Trump victory. The poll sampled 912 likely voters from March 5th to 7th with a three-point margin of error.

In August of 2023, a grand jury indicted Trump on four counts related to January 6th. The counts include conspiracy to defraud the United States, conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding, yeah, by saying, go home and... obstruction of an attempt to obstruct an official proceeding. Yeah, by saying, Gohoman. Obstruction of an attempt to obstruct an official proceeding. Again, this is on top of

now what we know really went on when there was over 100 FBI guys there opening the gates and all the other horse shit and one person got killed and it was a female vet, a Trump fan.

Obstruction of an attempt to obstruct an official conspiracy against rights the penalty for the alleged offense is up to 55 years in prison i dare you i dare you want to see a fucking insurrection for real you're pushing you're poking the bear by that i mean whitey whoop uh trump does not face the possibility of the death penalty because the indictment did not include the special findings necessary to seek that sentence what what i don't know it's funny 55 years and he's what, 78? Yeah, it's a death sentence. What's the matter? What's the matter, you guys? All right.

Anyways. Of course, that poll was conducted before what we just learned about the National Guard. So it'll be interesting to see that come through and see the difference in numbers. Of course. But then they won't take the poll. Sister Christian of your mother's box, Let's move on to frostbites. Hey. I like that one.

Some of the people who attend, this is what we call a palate cleanser on the show. We do some heavy politics, and we give a little dose of sugar. And you know my idea of light stories. This one's about people losing their fingers to frostbite, which just makes me laugh my balls off. Because I grew up in Boston. I went to school at the University of Maine, where I woke up one morning and the radio campus guy said it was minus 69 with a windshield. And I still went to school just to see other girls crying. Other

girls? I mean girls. Some of the people who attended the near-wrecked cold Kansas City Chiefs playoff game in January had to undergo amputation. Now they can't even do this. They just have a stump and they go, oh! It's like this. Oh! One finger sticking up.

Yeah, they had to have their fingers amputated from frostbite. I got my... Yeah, they had to have their fingers amputated from frostbite. Mama Luca. Now, when I read this, my first reaction is, three guys died at a Super Bowl party outside. I don't know, Kansas City. You know, it's been cold there forever.

What's going on? You're getting dumber? What the fuck? Anyways, ironically, I gave this joke to Gutfeld. Didn't make the fuck. When they had their fingers amputated. It was in the news last week. I said, ironically, it was the same day that Mahomes got his third Super Bowl ring.

How the fuck does that know, Mike? Research Medical Center didn't provide exact numbers, but said in a statement that it treated dozens of people who had experienced frostbite during an 11-day cold snap in... Can you imagine? Snap. Oh, my... Anybody... Ow! Oh!

That's kind of... Oh, he's very painless. Ow, ow, ow, ow, stop, oh, stop, oh, oh, oh, oh! I told you I went to a playoff game in Green Bay and it was zero degrees right on the right on the mountain to zero but uh these people that gave me a ride they were fans of my show the night before one of them was the kicker I still don't know if it was Longwell. I can't remember. But they, yeah, they showed up with these heating things that they gave me for my shoes and shit. And I had to prove, I'm from Boston,

so I went in flip-flops. I lost all my fingers and toes. Anyways, 12 of those people, including some who were at the January 13 game, had to undergo amputations involving mostly fingers and toes and one cock head. And the hospital said more surgeries are expected over the next two to four weeks

as injuries evolve. They said, we're a good hospital. We'll remove the fingers and shit, but you get also a choice of dipping sauce. Ow. Huh? Yeah, free of charge. The temperature for the Dolphins-Chiefs wildcard

playoff game was minus 20 Celsius. Why do you put that in there? Minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit, and wind gusts made for minus 27 Fahrenheit. And that does not shadow the... Oh, Arrowhead it did. Because I still remember the Raiders and the Bengals. Raiders and Bengals played a playoff game in Cincinnati, I don't know,

20-something years ago. And it was way colder than that with the wind. But anyways, that shattered the record for the coldest game in Arrowhead Stadium history, which had been one degree Fahrenheit. Really? That says more about how they weren't in the playoffs that much back then. Set in 1983 game against Denver and matched in 2016 against Tennessee. The coldest game in NFL history remains minus 13 degrees Fahrenheit. That was without the wind and shit. Green Bay, they call that the Ice Bowl. 1967. It was the NFL championship when the Packers beat the Cowboys at Lambeau Field.

You always see that. They show Bart a quarterback sneak or whatever, and you can see them. Oh, it's so fucking great. At Lambeau Field in a game that came to be known as the Ice Bowl. It was my wife's nickname on her honeymoon. What? Get the fuck out of here. What?

You heard me, motherfucker. Where'd my fucking? God damn motherfucker. Weird, my fucking. God damn it. Deleted my rim shot. Anyways, the wind chilled that day. It was minus 48 degrees Fahrenheit. And I'm telling you, Bengals Raiders maybe didn't break minus 40, but it was up there.

If you guys remember that. Hey, for those of you on Mug Club, stick around for the second half of this show. Everyone else, go to nickdip.com and join to get my full show. The Great Stephen Crowder's full show and a whole lot more. Also, while you're at nickdip.com,

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That place holds 1,500. I need your help. I'm already at the level where it won't be embarrassing, because most people buy the week of. I've already got, like I said, well over 500 sold. So help me, will you? Just so I can say to the young kids, hey, look it. Look it, 62, still relevant, motherfucker.

And they'll go, shut up. And I'll go back, put on my bathrobe and cry. I won't take all that they hand me down And make out I smile though I wear a frown And I'm not gonna take it all lying down Cause once I get started I go to town Cause I'm not like everybody else No, no I'm not like everybody else No, no

I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else And I don't wanna live my life like everybody else And I don't wanna to live my life like everybody else And I don't want to be destroyed like everybody else And I don't want to get a job like everybody else Cause I'm not like everybody else I see you singing, what are you?

I'm not like everybody else