The Nick DiPaolo Show - JD Vance's Nutritional Advice To Fuentes | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1832

Episode Date: December 23, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Vance Speaking at TPUSA, Vance Offers Nutritional Advice, Manger Management, Woman Gets Massive Support After Target Attack, Frisk Failure, Porn Stars & Football, Col...lege Football and Some Good Ole Fashioned Hits! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH SALE! From now until December 24th get 20% off Everything in our store. So grab some mugs, winter hats, hoodies, long sleeve shirts, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ HOLIDAY VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal holiday greeting from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo and order one in time for Christmas. SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy - https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Starting point is 00:00:37 She was a hoo-a. B, she was a hoo-a. Argue with that logic. Welcome to the live lineup, ladies and gentlemen, where you get my show, obviously the great Lauder with Crowder, all these other great shows for free. If you want to watch it all ad-free, sign up for Rumble Premium. Don't forget to download the Rumble app.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Today I will be talking about all kinds of poo-poo. Vance, J.V. Vance, might be my favorite politician out there, because he doesn't act like a politician. Same with Trump, but J.D. Vance, anyways, he had some choice words at the T.P. USA event at this weekend. He also offered some nutritional advice to friends. We have a story about what else. It's that time of year, you know, a blow-up about a manger, you know,
Starting point is 00:01:31 put in the town square, God forbid. Also, a woman who was verbally attacked, a nice old lady. By the way, these are the sweetest people in America, women this age and there's 60s working out of Target, just doing her job and attacked by some left-wing douche who is a cancer. Her and people like her. We'll show you that and paid up because they had the old lady at TPUSA standing ovation. So they were such a way, she, Christopher. How are you, folks?
Starting point is 00:02:00 Do you have a good weekend? What did I do? Still haven't wrapped gifts yet. Maybe if somebody could help me. I had a few bits about that. I probably told this last year, too, but it's true. This was years ago, wrapping a gift for my wife, Andy, trying to. So I went into a YouTube of a video, and this woman was on there,
Starting point is 00:02:26 and she happened to be blind hair, blue eyes, about a 12 on a scale. Huh? Bit over, she was doing it. No, she was just standing there with a big Yobbies in her face, and no bendage. And so, you know, I try. I ended up jerking off the video. And then I gave the gift to my wife. She goes, there's no tape.
Starting point is 00:02:46 How do you keep the paper on the box? I said, that's my secret. It's my secret elf. So my secret sauce, yes, a thousand island. Yummy, yummy, yummy. Well, my other, I had some greatest. I'd break these out every Christmas. Oh, about how they advertise for Christmas
Starting point is 00:03:07 every year earlier and earlier. and it's not even about Christmas. I was watching football and a commercial came on. It's five guys. I can't even remember the bit. Anyways, it was, anybody remember the bit? Finish it at home. Anyways, showed five guys nailing Christa Cross
Starting point is 00:03:34 and ended up being out for Stanley Tools. These are my greatest hits bits. What the hell else? New bar is a place called Coach's Corner here in Savannah. It's been around forever. Well, they opened the one on the south side of this town. Kind of in a strip mall type thing, but I hadn't checked it out.
Starting point is 00:03:58 It said it was a grand opening. Pretty damn big and spacious. They have a separate room with a pool table and all kinds of shit. And it was pretty nice. Tons of TVs. But it's weird. It's in that, I had to park behind the chick fillet
Starting point is 00:04:15 on across four lane highway and I almost got lit up on the way back to my car I was lit up so it wasn't really the guys fall but yeah I hope it catches on I thought it should have been actually it was crowded but not crowded enough for grand opening but they have limited parking that's my only complaint you know
Starting point is 00:04:39 but it was fun you know sitting there It was funny. It's a huge long bar with a separation in the middle, so the wage isn't coming in. So it's almost like two bars. I was sitting with about eight black guys. It was only, here's why Savannah's great. There's only two seats open at the whole bar of about 40 seats.
Starting point is 00:04:58 And I come in, sit right there in front of the game I want. I mean, yeah, there are 11 TVs, but right there, sitting with a black dude next to me and shit, fucking talking like we've known each other whole lives. This is why I love Savannah. Mr. Racist over here. It was fucking fun. And then I met a...
Starting point is 00:05:18 I go to get a drink and this girl's with her boyfriend. She goes, let me... She goes to me. Let me guess. Fireball shot. And I go... What? I go, first of all, how the fuck did you know that? She goes,
Starting point is 00:05:32 I used to work at B&D. And I go, you know, I get banned from there? And she goes, do you know I got banned from there? I go, what? And I thought she was talking about the downtown one, but then it all came rushing back to me after I was home, who she was. She used to be at the bar at the other one that I used to go to, not the downtown one. And she was always like really fucking cursing, like loud, F this, F that at the bar. She always has this angry, whatever to fuck.
Starting point is 00:06:05 And I guess that was after she get canned because I always saw her with her, whatever job she was out, a bunch of people. from the office or new job. But I go, why did you get kicked out of fucking being, you work there? She goes, because I told the manager he was a bitch-ass faggot or something. I go to her boyfriend, you got a good one. And I go, I wanted to call him that too.
Starting point is 00:06:26 I can't wait to run into him on the sidewalk. I go, that made me feel a lot better. And it was just fun. People just watching football. I'm watching, like I said. And then there's a girl behind the bar from Philly. first of all she's got a belly shirt on she's got a guy
Starting point is 00:06:43 I think she's Italian Greek I don't know but I go She had an eagle shirt I go You have to be a Philly She goes yeah I go they're gonna get to the Super Bowl this year This is why I love it She goes not with that fucking offensive coordinator
Starting point is 00:06:58 Like she'd been working for the eagle She goes you notice how little Sequins carrying the ball this year I go holy shit no Because I don't see the Eagles I might as well been talking talking to an offensive coordinator. And then on the way out, I'm leaving.
Starting point is 00:07:16 I see a guy with a red, a Patriot sweatshirt on, and I go up to him. He's older than me. And I go, you're from Boston? He goes, now Maine. And I go, I went to school of Maine. I go, where you're from? He goes, Bangor.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I go, I went to Orno. Right next to each other. He goes, I went to Orno. I go, I see it turns out well for you. And I go, yeah, he's like, yeah, you too. Two guys in the cold smoking a sick. They're fucking great, though. Mingling with all the new...
Starting point is 00:07:49 It's cool. But here's the only problem. I'm telling everybody, I think I even told you Dallas. I go, this place is, I think, about equidistant from my house. I think I mentioned each other. It's fucking twice the distance. So I don't know. But it's highway.
Starting point is 00:08:04 So when I leave and I have seven drinks of me, I think I'm better off on the highway. I'm going to be honest with you. You just get to the right and even though. I'll have both feet on the gas blown by people. Yeah. So I have two choices now. The go downtown or I thought it would be easier parking here.
Starting point is 00:08:24 They have to fix that, you know. What the fuck else? That's about it, folks. I know you're boring getting. Patriots, anybody see them last night? Drake May, they're chanting. They were Patriots fans, but there was so many of them in Baltimore last night. They played the Ravens in Baltimore.
Starting point is 00:08:40 They were down by 11 in the fourth quarter. last time they made a comeback that big in the fourth quarter was what against the falcons in a Super Bowl Drake May put them on his back and you could hear the crowd chanting MVP that's how many Pat's fans were in Baltimore he really is as good as any of them and even Chris Collinsworth and Mike Tariko they you know they couldn't stop talking about him um what a game and um So they are 12. Nobody saw that coming. 12 and 3.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Tie for the best record, I think, in football. In Jacksonville, who's been great to me in that football pool all year. Trevor Lawrence, I think he's underrated. He's something else. They go into Denver best defense supposedly in football and put up 30-something points. And real quickly, we'll get to the college shit. later, but there was some, the playoffs, the official playoffs started. That's where I watched the game at that new joint.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Red Sox signed this Wilson Contreras. I guess I'm supposed to be excited about it. They never get the big sexy name. They never get the Schwabers. We did once. We kept the guy, he hit about 18 homers in three weeks. You know, we use him as a hired gun. But we get this guy, Contreras, a real hot-headed dude from the Cardinals,
Starting point is 00:10:04 who's a home run hitter, and they say he's got that swing. So Andy can play first base. and he was one of the big names everybody was trying to get. But he was the less of the big names. I wanted Alonzo. I wanted friggin. And I don't know about Breggman now.
Starting point is 00:10:19 All of a sudden, I don't read about him. Please don't tell me we got this guy thinking he's going to replace Breggman's bad. Please. Anyhow. I know you guys. What else? Bruins.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Shitty weekend. They got bitch. So much, though, I've never done this. I didn't watch the third period because I was switching over to Sunday night football. And I forgot about the. They were down six to two. But you never do that in hockey. You know why?
Starting point is 00:10:44 Because when the Bruins are down by that much or any team, they start fights. It's just an old hockey tradition going, we'll see you next year. They start brawling. I don't know if that happened. Probably not. They looked like they didn't give a fuck last night. Anyhow, let's get to it. Sorry for all the horseshit.
Starting point is 00:11:00 That was my weekend. What can I tell you? I'm 63. I'm married. What do you think I was going to sit here and go, oh, boy, is that a titty bar? Let me tell you, two girls blew me in the men's room. I can't do that shit.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Didn't do it when I was single. I didn't do it now. Didn't do it. I was young. Why? Because those girls are dirty. Just how I like them. There was a place called Mon.
Starting point is 00:11:24 You might even know it. A Teddy Bar in Tampa called Mon's Venus. I'd say the parking lot as big as a parking lot at like a football stadium. And it would be packed. Every time we're into Tampa, all the comedians, got to go to Monz, V. You were in Tampa this weekend? Go to Mon's V.
Starting point is 00:11:41 This is before I was married And I walked in there And the shippers are walking around And they almost outnumbered Depending on what room here And they outnumbered the guards And listen to this They didn't have a liquor license
Starting point is 00:11:57 So you had to bring your own booze And because they didn't have liquor license You were allowed to touch them Gee I wonder why there was a line Around the fucking block I mean you couldn't be But you could literally Put your hands on their shoulders
Starting point is 00:12:11 or their hip or down their throat. Mon's Venus. Let's get to it. I'm sorry. Anyways, first story. Free at last, free at last. J.D. Vance just made me hard
Starting point is 00:12:24 when he said this this weekend. In the United States of America, you don't have to apologize for being white anymore. Oh, my. He said it out loud. White power, one, two, three, four. That's Dallas, Vital.
Starting point is 00:12:48 I'm starting to watch my country going down the train I wonder if they were a little coked up when they wrote that. I don't know. What, as far as beats, what's it, 36? You have quarter notes, eighth notes, 16th, what's that? 116th, 116th notes?
Starting point is 00:13:07 Anyways, he said it out loud. Vance made the comment during his closing speech at Turning Point USA America Fest. Gutfell actually was there too. and a few other big news. In Phoenix, Arizona this weekend.
Starting point is 00:13:22 The comment came as Vance was discussing the Trump administration's efforts to end diversity, equity, and inclusion policies, which he said had been relegated to the dustbin of history. Let's hope so. He argued that the administration does not treat people differently, this is J.D., based on race or sex,
Starting point is 00:13:42 but demands they be great American patriots. Yes, sir. which is really true. It's always been that way since I've been around, even though the Democrats wanted to be the party of inclusiveness and tolerance, and they're anything but. And it took Trump to show up to fucking make everybody awake. And the same speech, Vance also emphasized that the U.S. always will be a Christian nation.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Can imagine these are supposedly controversial things to say? Straight out facts and the truth. shit you can empirical and it's controversial to the left. What does that tell you? Everything you need to know. And that Christianity is America's creed. I thought Michael B. Jordan was. Get out of here, folks.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Sing bang thing. I'll be here all week. Try the fucking fish sticks. The speech occurred amid a civil war. No, it didn't. Again, this is like an AI article. And it's as slanted as anything. within, yes, there's some infighting going on.
Starting point is 00:14:48 I wouldn't call it a civil war. Some Jewish group voted Tucker Carlson anti-Semite of the year. Because he had, and this is why people have a problem with Jews, I think. You know, I'm always defending them, but I've got to call a spade of spade because, you know, he had the nerve
Starting point is 00:15:10 to interview Nick Fuentes, who has some out-and-out racist views that I really enjoy. Don't agree. I mean, kids are little nuts, but so what? This is America. You put them on. The speech occurred at midnight,
Starting point is 00:15:26 a Civil War MAGA movement. Yeah, regarding whether to embrace or exclude individuals accused of bigotry. Well, you include them, because this is America. You include them, whether they're black and hate white people, Indians who hate AIDS, you include, that's what we do here. It's what separates us from the UK.
Starting point is 00:15:44 You don't get arrested yet for saying this shit. When you do, I'm checking the fuck out. What does that mean? I don't know. I heard you can go to Switzerland and kill yourself. Very painless. You watch an ABBA video over and over. And anti-Semitism, such as podcast to Nick Fuentes, like I said.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Vance did not denounce specific individuals in his remarks, stating that we have far more important work to do than canceling each other. Amen to that. The comment generated significant attention and debate from pussies and left-wing jerkoffs with supporters agreeing that no one should have to apologize for their race and critics arguing that the remark was a racially charged deflection from demands for justice and systemic change, which is a fake religion that you guys created. It's a fake fucking religion, and when Trump showed up, he exposed you for it. Get it? Yeah, it's not that con-
Starting point is 00:16:46 It's all right to say, you know, black pride, gay pride month, fucking Chinese-American month. It's fair to say all that shit, but don't you dare say you're not ashamed of being white. Fuck you and everything you believe in, Rachel Maddow. I was going to say, grow a dick and get it over,
Starting point is 00:17:06 and you already did. Vice President J.D. Vance said Sunday the conservative moment should be open to everyone as long as they love America, declining to condemn a streak of anti-Semitism that has divided the Republican Party and royalty. No, that's what happens
Starting point is 00:17:19 when a party is honest. They have debate about shit. Like, you guys on the left, I don't know why I'm saying, you guys, you're not watching me. You guys stay fucking lockstep and everything you say. You sing off the same music sheet.
Starting point is 00:17:31 You don't even think about it. If anybody strays, you fucking cancel them. Real American of you. Suck a punad. French for penis, everybody. After a long weekend of debates about whether the movement should exclude figures
Starting point is 00:17:44 such as a bigot podcast and friends. Vance came down firmly against purity test. He said, I didn't bring a list of conservatives to denounce or to D-platform. He said that during his closing speech. Turning point leader Erica Kirk, who took the helm after the assassination of her husband, Charlie Kirk,
Starting point is 00:18:01 has endorsed Vance as a potential successor to President Trump and her husband as a husband. I don't know. I think she really likes J.D. B, P, Q, what's his name, Frank? A helpful nod from an influential group with an Army of Ball, which is true. You know, it's going to be his turn, zone, J.D. And you get turning point behind you.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Do you understand how many people that is? Because, again, it's a Christian nation still. And it grew, exactly. Although it was weird. Nicky Minaj was on stage with her. And here's where my paranoid white thing comes up. Nikki Minaj is supposedly all pro-Trump now because she's religious, like a lot of black people are. And she loves the, you know, the Christian right up front.
Starting point is 00:18:49 I'm a Christian and love you. But she's on there with Erica Kirk and she's saying, and Trump are, she said, our handsome, I'm paraphrasing, obviously, our handsome, whatever president. And your husband, no, and the, he goes, and she goes, and the assassin, J.D. Vance. she meant that apparently people are saying she meant that as a compliment then she got all quiet like she ooh I made of I don't trust her call me fucking Nick Fuentes I don't give me shit why would you why would you say it it got all awkward Erica's like that's all right I know what you mean it was the weirdest thing
Starting point is 00:19:28 and to me it's not an accident I would check her twice why would you fucking say the word assassin in that setting But then again, I said that, and then I thought about this. When I did a show, and I've told this before, Greg Giroldo, we did a college show at Villanova. And they came up to us before the show and said, no, and this is in the height of all the priests getting busted for molestation and shit. And they said before, right before I went on, he went on first. And then I went on and, yeah, the girl came up to me. and said, you know, and him before the show,
Starting point is 00:20:13 no priest molestation shit. And three minutes into it, I do a fucking, because it's stuck in your head. But she's not a comedian, and that wasn't a situation. And also don't tell a comedian not to do something. Well, yeah, that's my point. That's the worst thing you can do.
Starting point is 00:20:30 So I'm up there, about five, maybe, five minutes into it. I went on a little riff. I was playing up, and I brought up the molestay, blah, blah, blah. And I see Geraldo and the lady who, was running the show next to him going like this. And I see her, and Gerardo's going, and then looking at me. And then Geraldo
Starting point is 00:20:47 was a little moody when I came off. And I go, what the fuck? What's the matter? He goes, she says she's not giving us the check. And she didn't. We had to wait. She's lucky I didn't kick her in her clam. What? I don't know. I said that. I like a little age. Did you get it eventually? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I called the school myself.
Starting point is 00:21:09 I said, I'm going to put somebody on a plane. And they go, a plane, you fucking right up the street. We're in Philly. True story, though. Girald was a little quiet on the ride, huh? I go, we'll fucking get it. Relax. Anyways.
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Starting point is 00:22:04 That's right. Stuff them with the Bolognese. Anyhow, let's stay on Jady Vance, that hunk, who I, absolutely adore. J.D. Vance offers nutritional advice to a couple of friends. What? You heard me. Vice President J.D. Vance had two choice words for racist troll, Nick Fuentes, and others like MS now. You know MSNBC is called MS now, but it should be called MS then. Host Jen Sacky, real piece of ass is Jen Sacky, who made revolting comments about.
Starting point is 00:22:44 the second lady meaning J.D. Vance's Indian wife, Usha. You know what he said? He said to people who bad mouthed and his wife, you know what he said? He said, eat shit. I'll repeat that. Our vice president told somebody to eat shit. Let me be clear, he said. Anyone who attacks my wife, whether the name is Jen Sacki, Nick Fuentes, can eat shit.
Starting point is 00:23:14 And people, oh, that's hard. No, it isn't horrible. This government is for by and of the people, which means the people who represent us should be like us only much smarter. And this guy is. And he's a military guy. And he's really bright.
Starting point is 00:23:33 And I didn't, I always liked him before I even knew what his background was. And then I watched that movie. What was it called? Hillbilly elegy. Thank you. Hillbilly elegy. And I even respect him more for how he grew up.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Anyways, he says eat shit. Then he goes, that's my official policy as vice president of the United States. Oh, my God. Fuentes, a 27-year-old far-right white supremacist, okay, and Holocaust denier, called Vance a race trader. See, this is where Fuentes sounds like an idiot to me for marrying Usher Vance. Yeah, a stunning, brilliant woman, the daughter of two Indian immigrants and has used hateful terms to describe her. Who is this guy, really? This is J.D. talking about him, right?
Starting point is 00:24:20 No, I mean, this is... Frentz talking about J.D. Who is this guy, really? Do we really expect that the guy who has an Indian wife and named their kid Vivek? I didn't know that. Is going to support white identity? You don't have to support white identity.
Starting point is 00:24:36 He's doing it anyways without being a think about it. Fuentes said after Vance was selected as the president's running me. On the other side of the political spectrum, Saki, seen here. real piece of ass. That's her looking out of dick. Going, oh, gross, I wouldn't touch it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Maybe she's thinking this. Delicious. I don't know. On the other side, political spectrum, Sacky, who served as President Joe Biden's press secretary, commented in October that Usher, that's Vance's wife, needed to be rescued from Vance.
Starting point is 00:25:09 She said this, and I quote, I always wonder what's going on in the mind of Vance's wife. Like, are you okay? Please blink for a time. Come over here. We'll save you. Sacky said during an appearance on the I've had it podcast.
Starting point is 00:25:25 And they asked J.D. Vance about Sacky, and he said, You get that little red beaver right up there and funny. I don't think it's crazy at all. This is the best podcast on the fucking air. I don't give a fuck. Lick my boots, Rogan. Like my boots, Joe. You're 7 billion fans.
Starting point is 00:25:46 during the same interview, Vance strongly came out against anti-Semitism and all racism drawing a hard line of what's unacceptable on the right. Antisemitism and all forms of ethnic hatred have no place. Hold on a second. Again, that's where it gets tough when you have something called the Second Amendment. I know what he means. You don't go out and beat up a Jew or shoot him on a beach. What?
Starting point is 00:26:13 First Amendment. You got no First Amendment without the Second Amendment. Amendment. Let's just remember that. They all stem from the second. Somebody said that. No, good point. First Amendment. Let me tell you something about the 11th Amendment. Freedom of Speech, the 19th. Whether you're attacking somebody because they're white or because they're black or because they're Jewish, I think it's disgusting. I think it's kind of fun. Let's be honest. Chappelle was bad-mouthing. Who was he bad? He was shitting on Bill Maher, but he also, who do he pick on? Who's he making fun? Was it Jady? I don't know. But I tweeted out. I
Starting point is 00:26:46 Go, Chappelle's a bro-you know, very, very funny dude, but he's a black guy. He hates white people like most black people do. End a fucking story. And if that gets me in trouble, then lick my grits. I'll go out and buy two more of these shirts from China. I show them. Hey, let's stay on a holiday story. Manger Management.
Starting point is 00:27:07 You get it? Like anger management? Only doesn't sound like it. A small South Carolina Town committee refused to remove a nativity scene from a market parking lot. Ooh, right away, that's a threat. It's in a market parking lot. I don't even know what that is.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Supermarket. After the mayor ordered it taken down from the public. What does the mayor look like, Dallas? Can we? Well, I want to pull it up and I say it. Where is the chubby? There you go.
Starting point is 00:27:42 There you go. See, that necklace it's made of white people's teeth. Around Thanksgiving, Kimberly Bird, looks like somebody stuffed her. Good night, everybody. I'm sorry. Around Thanksgiving, Kimberly Bird, that's right, put up the head of the Mullins Beautification Committee in Mullin's Self-Care. I go there all the time for my feet, said her small team decided to decorate the city's new marketplace area for its first Christmas season like a hallmark movie, hoping to draw more customers to the downtown area. The group spent about two weeks, place and decorations they paid for out of their own pockets,
Starting point is 00:28:22 including a snowman, oh, Jesus, wreath, light, Santa Claus, and a small three by four nativity. Three by four. That's three feet. See the little nativity scene? I've seen NFL receivers wearing gold around their neck bigger than that fucking nativity scene.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Okay? And that's a problem. Because the mayor is a black female who has a problem with America. Why is she the mayor? Why is every black judge I see? female. Why is every AG I see in Blue Cities
Starting point is 00:28:53 a black woman? When did all this fucking happen? I don't know, Nick Fuentes. Tell me. I don't know. I'm just saying. Bird said she later received a text from Mayor Miko Pickett. New rule. If you name's Miko, you can't do anything in the government. Asking her to remove the activity scene unless it was made of chocolate. Then she'll come down there and have a
Starting point is 00:29:14 nibble, she said. Fat fucking fuck you. citing concerns about residents of other faiths. What is your concern about? This is what I love. Did other people of other faiths in the town complain about it? Oh, you're speaking on their behalf, because you're a black broad who has been,
Starting point is 00:29:33 you consider yourself a victim, even though you're the fucking mayor of a town, you see this country is still oppressing you. That's why I don't believe she was elected, even by black people. She's too ignorant to be in that fucking role. I did I tell me I don't even know what stories I sent you did I did I send the one of the DC police chief the black woman who resigned this weekend lost her
Starting point is 00:30:00 shit I'll show it tomorrow then I'll be kicked off the planet anyways what did I want to say to her oh yeah fuck you fuck you Bert that's French bird said the mayor's request stunned her our small town we have a church on every corner a bird told Fox News. It's a faith-based community in the Bible Belt. I've been here 53 years of my life and never heard of anything like this happening here. What does that tell you? See, this is the new, the progress, kick Jesus out of this. I'm not a religious guy, folks. This is my, I keep doing it. That's my, that's my Jesus. That's right, the martini. Not the Santa. No, I used to like martinis. They ruin them now. They put coffee and faggy shit in them. Lysol,
Starting point is 00:30:47 fucking peepie. Byrd said she received support from some city council members to keep the display in place. And I bet just say, let me just say this. I don't even know the makeup of the town racially, but I bet just some of the council members of Black, too, and agreed with her. It decided to take a stand by vowing to keep the activity seeing where it was. I'm staying right here, said baby Jesus. Christ is why we celebrate Christmas.
Starting point is 00:31:10 For Christ's sake, she said. No, she didn't. I shouldn't say that because I know the conservatives don't like it. I really thought she would probably change her mind or come back and say, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. Let's have a meeting about this, but nothing. In a statement posted to Facebook on November 26th, Pickett said she asked only that the nativity scene be removed from the public parking area,
Starting point is 00:31:33 arguing that a religious symbol on public property violated the separation of church and state, even though you have the word God, all of our money, and it's in the Bible. The Ten Commandments are in fucking courthouses. and they start the fucking Congress every day with a prayer, or they used to. Bert said if the mayor or city council ultimately removes the nativity scene,
Starting point is 00:31:55 she's going to get a small gun. I'm kidding. You need an elephant gun to take down this pig. She would take down the other Christmas decorations as well. I love it. She's going, yeah, I'll take my... That is the weakest display. If you decorated your front yard on my street like that,
Starting point is 00:32:12 my neighbor would throw you off the fucking property. and go, what are you kidding me? What do you spend $11 on that? Because she feels strongly about keeping Jesus Christ at the center of the holiday. How, and this is a great question by Ms. whatever, Kimberly? How are we supposed to explain to our kids that we have to hide our religion, hide our belief? Do you notice we have been hiding all that shit since Trump showed up and said,
Starting point is 00:32:37 you know, it's all right? I should have ran for president when I was 22. I was saying this shit. Look what I got me, podcast, 48 years. later. To hide our religion, hide our beliefs, and hide what Christmas is about, Bert said. Christmas is not about Santa Claus.
Starting point is 00:32:57 She said it's about the gifts. What? No, she said it's about the birth of Jesus. And again, I'm not that religious. Bird said she had received overwhelming support. I'm just saying this is harming nobody, and again it's a black mayor. It's all too predictable. I'm so tired of this fucking country.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Overwhelming support within and outside of the community. In 1984, Well, this sort of clears it up, doesn't it? The United States Supreme Court, a case, Lynch v. Donnelly, a couple of Irishmen, the court ruled in a 5-4 decision that a nativity scene, get this, displayed by a Rhode Island City, did not violate the establishment clause when it was part of a broader holiday display that included secular symbols.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Like that one. Do you understand? And even that's a silly law to me. But they're saying if you have a manger scene like this one, right? All you're going to do is have Santa, a baby Santa in there instead of baby Jesus. Or have replaced a couple of wise men with elves. You know I mean? And it's fine, which is even silly.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Do we do that? I don't know. The Muslims, do they set up something? They do. The baby Muhammad and the five terrorists. but I thought the family guy who I don't know how Seth McFarland gets away with this shit I mean I know he makes the network billions of dollars
Starting point is 00:34:23 but he had to start somewhere with this I guess once you stop making him so much money they go they can say whatever you want but once again the family guy handled this subject matter pretty well time to put up the 2020 Christmas decorations first ethnically accurate Jesus goes right here next to Father Mary and Mother Josephine Father Mary and Mother Josephine
Starting point is 00:34:44 Father Mary. And Mother Jones. And the three genderless wise people on their bird scooters. Tig Nataro for some reason. And of course, the little drummer of them. Because God forbid we call a boy a boy. And Tigna Taro for some reason. Do you know who she is?
Starting point is 00:35:05 She's a female comedian. I mean, on the verge of Tran. I mean, she's more male looking than me. And she's funny. I actually work with her. She's funny enough. and she had breast cancer, so what are you going to do? How can you, you know?
Starting point is 00:35:21 She's the white version of Robin Roberts. Remember her, the black woman, she's still on. Good morning, America, ESPN. She had cancer, and she's a gay black woman. Triple threat. But that is so funny. And Tignatower for some reason. Meaning she just represents all that shit.
Starting point is 00:35:36 That is so fucking, that's what made me laugh out of all the shit. That in the bird scooters and... Anyways. I know light enough. Fuck up. Like if there's a Jewish thing, if they put out the menor and they do in some buildings. And we did a story last year, the menor in the lobby. Do they make them have secular stuff?
Starting point is 00:36:01 You know, like Robert Klein telling jokes. Fucking Rodney Dangerfield got out next to it. You know who else handles Christmas very well? No, folks, I'm obsessed. Oh, the Sopranos took a swipe. It would kill him to say ho, ho, ho. You were just here. I was not.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Yeah, you were. You were on my lap five minutes ago. No, I wasn't. Yes, you are. Now you're going out to Sanders, listen. You're getting nothing. Fuck you, Santa. I would have loved to been at that audition
Starting point is 00:36:41 with little kids coming up. Fuck you. Oh, my God. That was probably one of the actors' kids, or, you know what you use it. How fun was that kid? kid. That kid, what's he like? Third grade? Goes to school. He said, did you see me on the Sopranos telling Santa to fuck off?
Starting point is 00:36:57 Oh my God. Let's move on to, she was Beeman with Pride. Beeman, B-E-E-M-A-N. Jeannie Beeman, you guys probably aren't heard about this story, but I thought I'd show you. And this is a brilliant, I want to send this to whoever, Fox, American News, to show you how Nick DiPaolo teaches what to look out. for when watching TV to how to find the liberal slant or the propaganda, whether it's a commercial, a movie, sports, local news like this. Jeannie Beeman, seen here the target employee who was harassed by a craze leftist for wearing a shirt in support of Turning Point USA founder and free speech martyr, Charlie Kirk, received a standing ovation from tens of thousands of attendees at Turning Point USA's 2025 America for.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Fest conference on Saturday. Beeman was welcomed to the stage by Jack Pasebik and Benny Johnson, causing the crowd of tens of thousands of America Fest attendees to erupt in cheers. I'm going to show you the incident that you guys, it went viral last week, of her being verbally attacked by some left-wing young girl Karen Douche because she was wearing a Charlie Kirk shirt while working at Target. You stupid? Why the f*** you wear that? You're at work at Target. That's not a target shirt. It's not a plain red shirt.
Starting point is 00:38:28 You support a racist. The opinion is he's a racist and you support him. That's your opinion now. And you should not be allowed to wear that. This is going to be taken above your f***ed. That's insane. Above what? It's going to be taken above your head. How about it backfired in your face and you're unknown as the devil whore? Why can't I be in a store when something like that happens? Because God goes, I don't want you to go to prison or a rest of you. When you get a running start and blindsider
Starting point is 00:38:58 and that girl being in a wheelchair, be so funny. She's shitting into a bag on her hip with a picture of fucking Mondale. What? Now let me show you this. Here's where my brilliance comes in. That's the original incident. Then I found a clip,
Starting point is 00:39:13 a local news. It might have been West Coast. It doesn't matter. Local news covering this story. I'm going to show you that now and then tell you, and maybe you'll pick up on it before I explain it, what they did. The video has been widely shared on social media. It shows a woman using profanities and accusing the employee of supporting racism. The Chico Police Department says it is aware of the video and is actively investigating the verbal encounter with local partners. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Did you see what they did there? Did you see what they did there? First of all, they didn't even have the audio included of the left-wing douchebag attacking her verbally. And then when they're describing who the bad person was and what they were saying, they have her on camera the whole time.
Starting point is 00:40:01 So if you're watching this, yeah, you'd assume it was her. And even isolated it to supporting racism, not Charlie Kirk or anything like that. This is the level they work at. maybe I'll sign this to gut belt this take has to be seen I'm gonna fucking see if I can get a hold of
Starting point is 00:40:24 maybe they'll go and I'm gonna go no no they would see it that way they didn't include instead of including the actual audio they sort of read it while she's on camera God did that fry my freaking ass
Starting point is 00:40:43 you snotty little bastard now this weekend I've called the Great Redeemer. Miss Beeman here. By the way, like I said, is there anything sweeter than a woman that age working? Of course she did, because she's a Christian. I would have handed it like a Muslim and put a piece of dynamite in that girl's ass. Dallas, I got a good joke for you.
Starting point is 00:41:09 I can't even remember street. What's that joke about, uh, yeah, a guy started a company who's selling. exploding prayer rugs, prophets are through the roof. That's right, folk. That's an old street joke. I know who came up with it. It's very, very nice.
Starting point is 00:41:38 You want to see her being introduced at Toining Point? Check this out. Ladies and gentlemen, it's that music. Jesus. I didn't realize it was that big. Mother of God.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Lorde, Lord. It's like a Louis CK show. After being, isn't that great? They brought her out. Place goes crazy. But you got to admit the right right now has their shit together. After being asked, yeah, look at all the dissension and the, and there was some before the show people showing up and arguing or whatever to fuck.
Starting point is 00:42:34 I'm not going to, you know, I don't have to sugarcoat it. I don't care. After being asked what Charlie Kirk's life meant to her, Beeman replied, it meant that I can stand for freedom. I did in a way. I stand for my rights. That's why I watched him, she said. She said, because I love the way he stood up and stood for God.
Starting point is 00:42:53 And I love the way he talked to the students, she said. Like everybody else, I just loved him. Beeman also thanked the America Fest crowd for their applause and donations. When your give, send, go, went up, and all of this happened. I reached out to Erica Kirk. This is Pasevic talking. I let her know about this. And Erica said, Jack, I want her at Amphab.
Starting point is 00:43:16 And I replied back, well, don't use her as a marketing pawn. No. Look how much money. I know. Look at that. $1,500 they cleared. No, what did you mean? How much?
Starting point is 00:43:28 $200,000? Yeah. The gold was $200,000 and raised $200,000. $203,000. Sorry I asked. Both of us. All right? It's probably up to half mill now, right?
Starting point is 00:43:45 Unless they shut it off. Isn't that great, though? Isn't that great? So the girl who fucking snapped with her stupid left-wing horseshit. She got attacked online, obviously by a army of Christians, whoever, even just regular people. And this woman's on national TV.
Starting point is 00:44:07 She's hosting SNL this woman this weekend with a musical guest, the Pat Robertson band. Let's move on. This story, I love my cops, you know that, but sometimes they make, everybody makes mistakes. but it can cost people lives when frightening frisk failure heart pounding video shows the moment a shoplifting suspect allegedly tried to shoot an Ohio police officer at a point blank range inside at Walmart only to be stopped on his gun appeared to malfunctioned he must have bought it at Walmart what and a and a store security worker intervened the dramatic incident unfolded Thursday in Canton after the suspect and a woman were detained for allegedly stealing items from the NFL Hall of Fame.
Starting point is 00:44:58 They had a bust of Johnny Anitin. A picture of Lou Gross's feet. What? The pair were taken to a security room where a police officer is seen, questioning and searching the male suspect, identified as Shane Newman. Video from the officer's body camera, which had been placed on a table, initially showed a calm scene with a Walmart employee handling the officer, a pen and paper as the two suspects, sat on a bench. Moments later, the situation exploded. Check out this. This could have been
Starting point is 00:45:35 really friggin' ugly. Check it out. Do you anything on you I need to know about? Why are you in your pockets? I'm going to pat you down real quick, all right? Pause. Pause. Not why your hands in your pocket. Get your fucking hand. Is this just a security guy or is this a cop? Yeah, go ahead. Nothing on you. Was going to poke me, stab me? Just my heart on. Ah. I just get them out daily.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Okay, got to see. Nothing on you that I need to know about? Right there I'm going. What's in there? What's in there? They only pay for the three cards. He doesn't really fit the profile. Anything else in there I should know about my man?
Starting point is 00:46:27 Yeah, just this. What's your name? What's your name? Zia. Zia, or what? Four. Because, my man, if you don't cooperate, I'm gonna put you in handguns. Why don't you?
Starting point is 00:46:45 Well, that's something crazy happen. 55-50. It's weird because on the initial, I thought I heard a gunshot. But no, three clicks, right? Upper cut, why do you take that club out and fucking open his head? Open his head. How about the girlfriend? Shane, don't.
Starting point is 00:48:01 First of all, brilliant, Shane. You just went from shoplifting to attempted murder. Enjoy your fucking holidays being raped. And she's a piece of ass, huh? Where'd you pick her up in the candy aisle? You have fat fuck you? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:48:16 The officer then took control of the matters and pinned Newman to the floor until additional police arrived. Both suspects were taken into custody. And the body camp footage, the officer told responding police Newman had pulled the gun out, pointed it at my head and pulled the trigger.
Starting point is 00:48:31 But the weapon did not fire. A flag came out and said, bang. He got it in the fucking novelty store next to Walmart. The officer said he drew his own weapon and would have shot Newman, but feared hitting the Walmart employee as the worker's struggle to disarm the suspect. That's another thing.
Starting point is 00:48:51 You couldn't hit him from that close? Aye, aye, aye. You sure, Barney Fife? He also acknowledged, and this is the biggest part of the story and the reason I chose it, missing the gun concealed in Newman's shoulder bag during the initial surrog. You saw him frisking him, right? That's not a tiny little 3D gun. It's like might as well have a cannon from the Revolutionary War in your pocket.
Starting point is 00:49:15 How the fuck did you miss that? The officer said he had just been alerted seconds before the attack that Newman had an active warrant for his arrest. Ian was classified as armed and dangerous. And he really doesn't fit the profile. He's a skinny, white, goofy looking weird little fuck. Newman was charged with attempted murder and a felonious assault on a police officer and having a horrible taste of women.
Starting point is 00:49:39 He'll be doing... That's unbelievable. I mean, a lot of people get her. And I got to be fair here, because I always say it when women cops fuck up. This guy's a woman. What? Isn't that crazy?
Starting point is 00:49:56 In that close quarters? And the gun fucking... I want to hear more about the gun and why... It's because he didn't have a round in a chamber. It's that simple. You don't have a round in a chamber and it's not a hammer-operated weapon. That's right. No, nothing's going to go off.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Let me ask you this. You think, I mean, you think he intended on shooting anybody or maybe there was, huh? He did. He's just an idiot. He wouldn't have squeezed that trigger four times if he wasn't trying to shoot somebody. Well, just to scare the shit out of the cops, I don't know. But he's. Ain't that smart.
Starting point is 00:50:30 He's gone. He's gone. I went into sharp lift some tube socks for my cousin. I ended up doing 14 to life, you dinkweed. Let's move on to hob. Filthy little girls in the crowd. T-Ds and STDs. What was that?
Starting point is 00:50:56 I can't tell if you're going yum, yum, yum, yum. You were giving me your Dallas rim shop. Social media had a, you know, the post would have paid me for that headline. Social media had a field day Saturday when ESPN locked in on adult, another reason to watch college football. Locked in on adult film star, A Bella Danger. Can imagine if you watch so much porn? And they, apparently, this is how you know we have a porn problem. About, oh, about 600,000 guys recognize her when they put her on camera for one tenth of a second.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Take a bell of danger taking in her beloved Miami hurricanes. This is the kind of broad you get University of Miami. University of Maine, 510, 450, 5 o'clock shadow chewing tobacco, and wearing a short skirt to show the dents. No offense, you Maine, I love you. Anyways, she was watching her beloved hurricanes. 10-3 upset victory over Texas A&M in the first round of the United. Can you imagine? She's a porn star, guys.
Starting point is 00:52:10 A young porn star who loves college football. You're like, I can't bring her home. Daddy would love her. For many reasons. Daddy would love her for many reasons. Gabby like, son say you like, see football, huh? That and sicken cock. You're welcoming my home any time, girl. A bella, a full-time student and cock-clicker at the University of Miami. wearing a white crop top and an orange skirt in the crowd. Imagine you see.
Starting point is 00:52:42 That means the cameraman recognized her too. Oh my God, I'm dying over here. During the second half, with X users chiming in when she was featured on the broadcast. This is how you know we have a board. Cameraman think, these are people commenting online. Somebody put up online. Camerman thinks he's slick showing a bell of danger in the crowd. Like she's Jimmy Stewart in 1950.
Starting point is 00:53:08 And then somebody else wrote online, ain't no way cameraman found a Bella Danger in the stands, another wrote. Bro knew what he was doing. One user had to do a double take writing. Did they just show the legend of Bella Danger on my screen in this Miami versus Texas A&M game? That's a sick question.
Starting point is 00:53:32 You're a sick fucking. I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. That's a guy at home watching. Probably you're dead. A Bella, a Miami native who boasts, listen to this, folks. I'm telling jokes for 38 years getting nowhere. This broad takes two in the ass, and she's... A Miami native who boasts...
Starting point is 00:53:58 It hurts me to say this. A whopping 9.4 million Instagram followers. But you know what's sad? And I'm not kidding. You'll probably read about her a couple of years hanging herself. They always do that. Not always. What am I saying?
Starting point is 00:54:11 some of them had nice mansions and stuff and they eat Taco Bell every day they're very, Instagram for could hardly contain her excitement when the number seven canes down the number three Aggies to set up I like how they have to throw in the football shit like that to be gifts
Starting point is 00:54:25 set up a quarterfinal matchup listen to this though if you are a college football fan December 31st that's right around the corner by the way you're going to have the Ohio State Buckeyes number two in the country versus Miami who just took out number three that's the type of
Starting point is 00:54:43 matchups we're talking about. The fact that in my lifetime, I got to witness Miami beat A&M on their home turf with 98,000 of their fans, she talks like a sports fan. And only 2,000-something Miami fans in attendance is something I will never forget. That and being double penetrated
Starting point is 00:55:02 by two black guys named Willie at the, you know what, Red Roof Inn in Bogorado. She exclaimed on Instagram. The game-winning score apparently brought a bella to tears. Y'all, I never imagined touchdown could make me cry the way a touchdown made me cry, she wrote in an Instagram story. Okay, I'm done talking about the game. There's plenty of cock to be had. I got to go. Take it easy. But honestly, I have never in my life
Starting point is 00:55:32 witnessed anything like that. Yeah, you have. Yeah, you have. You've witnessed a lot of shit better than that. Let's end this, Dallas. There was some wicked hits yesterday. You know, there were. There was one, a guy got taken off on the old spine board. But I could tell he wasn't paralyzed because he was moving his legs and arms. But, you know, again, the threat of loss. And you don't know. You go to stand up, you could have a neck injury.
Starting point is 00:56:00 But they put these guys, you know, I guess for legal reason. They put the thing on and put him on the board. But he got hit. I don't even why. I didn't even show you the fucking hit. But it was an old school, but it was clean. I shouldn't say it was old school. It was shoulder first, just the.
Starting point is 00:56:14 kind of hit that they want in the NFL now. This guy was coming over the middle like this. This guy's coming the other way. Shoulder to the either red, whatever. I mean, snap the guy's head back. It was, took the guy off at a stretcher. So I started getting all nostalgic. The eyes welled up for Jack Tatum, my uncle.
Starting point is 00:56:35 And just happened to stumble over it. You guys want to see some hits, you newcomers to football, that now they put you in jail for. but we used to celebrate, and this ain't that long ago, check out some of these NFL car crash hits. Running up late on that 26-yarder and got tagged by the Maris Leelts out. It's the 10 flags now. Here's my favorite one.
Starting point is 00:57:00 That's Chris Henry. Oh, what a shot. The Steelers backing off playing zone. Right to the head. Out like a light. Out like a light. I saw it. We're going to find out a little later.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Oh, my goodness. Oh, Alan Hurried. This is why they, do you understand, this is why they changed the rules, folks? Because somebody eventually is going to die and not by hitting the chest either with shots like this. Go ahead. Oh, my goodness. Oh, Alan Hurds. Here's another watch out.
Starting point is 00:57:37 A flag on the hit by Derwin James. With time, throws him, he's got to be. Oh, Big hit on Brandon Cooks and he is down. He stepping up. Deep down field, wide open, Brandon Cooks. And he gets smacked down at the 40 yards. He's on the move. He's going to run it.
Starting point is 00:57:58 Get down. And hear that? He felt it out of bound. Oh, look at the low. Balls out. He's class. 3.7. Over the middle.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Polamalu. Got to hand. He goes. Middle one a shot by Lewis on Dustin Keller. A little pump fake. Now over the middle. Crupler, what a throw. What a hit, what a catch.
Starting point is 00:58:24 To his right, he throws. And the tackle. On the 26th, he'll get a shot at it. Well, helmets out, balls out. Pribbs, the college quarterback at Penn State. Witten want to beat on him. Out like the line. To the 46th, they'll pitch of Portemarle.
Starting point is 00:58:54 Hizekekwanao. Three. Four round to the head. Watch this from another angle. Fur down at six. Oh, I thought there was. Rob in trouble. Get rid of. Oh, big head. On to Sean Jackson. Lines up as the tailback. Grise swings it out. All is right away. He's over the head. My goodness.
Starting point is 00:59:28 The field. Manning the Crohn. Separation. Oh, big hit. Sanders gets walloped by him. You get the idea. Now, you know, and I, that's why we all watch football. 99% of it. I mean, that's why he started watching for shit like that. But you got to understand.
Starting point is 00:59:52 You know what I mean? People complain, oh, it's pussy football. Okay, tell Darrell Stingley that. And somebody eventually, we had that guy on Monday night actually die in the field, but that was because he got hit right in the chest at the wrong. But I'm just saying nobody loves those type of hits more than I. And you've got to understand. The NFL's like, look, man.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Talk about a lawsuit. But now you see 19 flags. Anyhow, I just want to throw that in there because it's always fun to watch being paralyzed around the holidays. We put that up. That's it. College football real quick. I can just, we already talked about Miami.
Starting point is 01:00:35 We got Oregon and Texas Tech. No, I wanted to talk. Talk about what happened. What happened? Yes. Texas A&M loses to Miami. And there you go, sorry. And then you get Mississippi did what they're supposed to do to Tulane, 4110,
Starting point is 01:00:53 and Oregon, who's a scary team, kicked the shit out of James Madison University. Alabama, Oklahoma, which is a delicious blue chip matchup, as they call it. Alabama comes out on top, beating them by 10 in Oklahoma. They just beat Georgia a few weeks ago, a month or two ago. That's a real team, man. You better be careful. And that's about it. All right.
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