The Nick DiPaolo Show - Jelly Roll Sells His Soul | The Nick DiPaolo Show #1947

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about Jelly Roll Loses Fanbase, Detroit To Pay Students, A Hockey Tragedy, Creepy FL Truck Drivers, Cuckoo Nacua and "Heartless" China! WATCH THE FULL SHOW LIVE & FREE at 6pm ET only on Rumble! https://rumble.com/thenickdipaoloshow/ TOUR DATES, SOCIALS, PERSONAL VIDEOS, STREAM ALL MY COMEDY SPECIALS! https://www.nickdip.com/ MERCH - GRAB A MUG, TSHIRT, HOODIE, STICKERS AND MORE! https://shop.nickdip.com/

fucking thing sucks. I don't know how tired of this shit? I'm sick and fucking tired of an 8-10 record. I'm fucking tired of a little. Then if we're a fucking day. I don't know who that sounds like more. My father or my college football coach, Ron Rogerson, who died of a heart attack at 44, by the way.

I don't know who. But that's the level of anger my dad would get if you, you know, spilled milk by accident. Anyways, welcome to the show, folks. If you're watching on some other platform and you want to watch this full show, just click the link in the description below. All full episodes of my show are always streaming live at 6 p.m. Eastern and free on Rumble. And if you want it, ad free, join Rumble premium.

Today I'm going to be talking about Jelly Roll losing his fan base. Apparently the Jews that control him aren't doing a good job. Nick, what does that mean? They're the manager's age. I'm just saying they're very smart people. Detroit is going to pay their students to show up at school. So I see the country is really terrible hockey tragedy. And Nakua, one of the, probably the best receiver in football right now, in my opinion.

He's about to sign about $150 million contract, but they're holding it up because he was a naughty boy over the offseason, getting a lot of trouble. Too much testosterone, too much juice. Guys are mental. That league, like I said, it's like a prison league. Watch out, girls. That's all I'm saying. Um

Anyhow What the fuck else? What is it? Wednesday? Yeah, tomorrow I thought I was getting my post put in on. They'd like, no, we're not doing that. We just have to take another picture to see it if it's ready.

Well, that's not what it said on the list of fucking shit you gave me three months ago. I'm following the motherfucker. Anyways, so yeah, we're just going to, you know, x-ray and make sure. And then I go, well, then it went after that. They're like next week probably. There's plenty of openings. I got an opening right in the middle of my ass. Kiss it. Fada arts.

You heard him. Why, you? Where am I? What am I doing? Yeah, so that's that. Lulu Hughes. She's a woman that helps. She knows all us comedians. No, she didn't sleep about it.

She's a fucking from Pennsylvania. She wrote a book herself. I can't remember the goddamn name. It was very funny about death and comedy. Anyways, she watches a show every day And she's laughing because I kept forgetting You know, I have two sets That one of them fits way better than the other

And I keep you know, yesterday I forgot the one And she goes, she sends me a fucking text going You should put get one of these You know those things, oh ladies hang their glasses on I'm going to do that I'm going to put fix it on it on it and hang it on And I'm going to wear it out to bars and shit As a starter

Conversation starter be talking to a girl subliminally selling the message I want to eat her is that too much early in the show suck a dick

all right we red socks they had to give a guy a rest sunny gray if anybody deserves arrest

sunny gray he's fucking filled in he's the only pitcher that hasn't missed a start and he has 16 wins like the most in American League

and he's been tremendous ERA under 3 and he deserves a fucking night but they they throw in some kid last night

from AAA, I think I could have hit him. I mean, through hard, but nothing, no movement on the ball. And guess what? The Mariners put up seven by the second inning. And I'm thinking of the people that pay good money, you know. All the Sox fans that went out, they sell out every night, of course. And they're all there, right, because the Sox have been the most entertaining thing in baseball this year. And they're a very good team.

And the place is packed. And you pay good money, parking, 19 bucks for a beer and, you know. And then it was like they threw the game away intentionally. You know what I mean? Because they're already, they're in the playoffs. They wrapped up that spot, you know. It looks like we'll probably play the Yankees again in the wild car. I don't know.

But anyway, my point is you go there and you, it's like when they sit great players. If I went to the game and Roman Anthony was healthy and they sat them and they used to do that with Ortiz and everyone. And you're like, what the fuck, man? I didn't come here to see the Worcester socks. So this poor kid gets slapped around and that's going to stick with him emotionally. I mean, the place was booing him, not booing him. That's right.

I believe that. Some cities are not like that fucking Philly, they would have been booing him. They hate everybody. But yes, knowledgeable fans, they were booing the decision. We came here to see the Red Hot Sox win and do their thing, you know? And the poor guy gets smacked around. He's hung in there for four innings, though.

And you can tell he's going to be a good picture in his day. And that can scar you a little bit. It's like first time I got to L.A. I wasn't there five minutes. My agent calls. It goes, I got a meeting, an audition for you for a show on NBC. And when you audition for shit like that, you have to, you go and audition the first thing. You know, it's just a guy with a camera and maybe a producer.

And then you wait for the call and they go, you got to come back. We want to see again. You do it again. You sit down and they show it to their bosses. And then you got to come in again. And audition again for like, it's a fucking, it's, when I see people that are successful, even in shitty shows, I go, God bless them because it ain't easy. So, but my agent goes because he knew somebody at NBC or some shit.

You're going in front of network. Now, mind you, folks, I hadn't taken an acting class yet. This is like 1992. Hadn't taken an acting class yet. Even when you've done a thousand auditions, it can be unnerving to walk into a room with a bunch of people in suits looking at you. I walked in there and I fucking froze in the lights.

I couldn't remember a fucking, you know, I grunted out a couple. Do it again. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm shitting my pants and fucking, and it scarred me. Like, I get nervous. Even now, it fucking, it was a bad way. I guess it's like if you're a virgin girl and shack is your first cock, you know.

That's all I can turn that into a good... So I was damaged. I always got nervous on auditions. But that being said, I also, that's called going to network. When you go through like three or four auditions and you make it to the fucking actual suits. I went to four of those, which is pretty good. means I got through. And I was like, you know, I was young and fucking good looking and I was the guy in L.A. for about a week until that audition. And boy, does that spread around.

Fucking audition for Northern exposure. And I told this on letter, when I did my letterman set, every time I went to an audition, it was the same Italian guys in there. I'd see a guy from Goodfellas. I'd see Ed Marinero, who was on a show called Hillstead. Street Blues. He was a football player for the Vikings and a big star at... Doesn't matter. Tulane, I think. Anyways, he's handsome, handsome Italian. He's already got like three

Emmy Awards. After like the third one, I walk in, I go, for fuck's sake. And he starts laughing. I go, you're wearing a Super Bowl ring. Isn't that enough? Let me have some fucking... We actually, you know, you get buddy buddy with these guys. And I told her

that guy from... I go, hey, you're Johnny roast beef. Who wants him now? fucking guy from Quiffin. It's fun. He reaches for his waist. Yeah, he reaches for his waist. I reach for toilet paper. Yeah.

So I forget the point of all this. Oh, what was it? Come on, Dallas. Pay attention. I'm talking. You can at least watch. Well, you've got to stay with it, man. You're my fucking eyes and ears.

I'm just having fun. Good answer. You see that exchange? That's how it should be. What the fuck? What was my point? Oh, somebody gets scarred mentally. Come on.

This is... I know. I'm like Bill Cosby. Remember Cosby would go off on these tangents? Yeah, the Red So he's got to feel butterflies the next time, you know? All eyes are going to be... He's going to think that. And that was my point. What a long fucking story.

But when I went on Letterman, he called me over to sit down and ask me, we only had a couple minutes left on the show. and I told him that little story. I go, every time I went to an audition out there, I think I just got back from LA. I go, it was the same three Italian. Me, Ralph Machio, Joe Pesci, driving around in a station wagon

looking for Ed Marinarow's house. We started car pulling to the fuck. Anyways, that's that little showbiz stories for you. I should get into more of that too. I'm writing this book, and AI, who's my new best friend, It's so funny, folks. AI, whatever.

I don't even know which one. I'm using chat. And, you know, they pick up on your, well, like everything else, based on algorithms. And it's so funny because the thing, after about three days of going back and forth to me, it starts cursing. And this is what I do to comedians. It's like a well-known thing. When I work on the road and I had a young guy opening for me for like three or four nights, he'd be squeaky clean.

And I don't mean squeaky clean, but he was really a dirty act. No, squeaky clean, that was his act. And by the fucking third night, this he's saying fuck every two seconds. It's contagious. It's like chlamydia. Not good.

Any fucking how. That's about all I got. I had, oh, compa, I made, well, it's pronounced gabanada. That's real a tank. Campanada. Which is an eggplant dish. I made it last night.

We're going to do that one because it's fucking easy. It'll take enough time on the show. Oh, my God. Had a loaf of Cuban bread. Just toasted that and put it on that. It's eggplant, you know, cherry tomatoes, capers. God, my memory. What else is in there?

You start with onions and carrots and whatever. It's a saucy egg. plant thing. You fry the eggplant and then put that in at the end. So now you get eggplant, you get whole tomatoes. Some of the tomatoes cooked down. And, you know, you throw fresh basil in. You get capers and, oh, green olives.

It's a Sicilian dish. And the key is, you take a shot glass full of white wine vinegar and you put a tablespoon of sugar in it. Does ingredients sound like a Sicilian? That's right. He knows. He's the Stanley Tucci of Alabama, we call. Dallas can cook.

So that's very Sicilian. You're right, Daly. And the olives and it's a sweet and sour thing. It is, it doesn't taste like Chinese sweet. Folks, it is killer. And the thing about it, an hour later, it tastes even better. And then an hour later, and then a day or two later. You can leave it in the fridge, eat it cold.

Rub it on your wife's ass. Fucking eggplants, man. They soak it in. Eggplant is a really underrated thing. When I was horny and I was 14, I used to hollow one out, but that's another story. Too many seeds. Oh my God, it was so fucking good. And then on the Cuban bread, don't just put the bread in, folks, slice your Italian bread or French bread, whatever.

Slice it open, right? You can slice the whole thing along, almost like a baguette. Butter and olive oil, garlic powder, Italian seasoning. Put it back together like a giant foot long and put it in the at 350 for a couple, 10 minutes. And that's what we were using. I told Andy I was going to divorce her. She was eating like a fucking trucker from Denver. Anyhow.

So try that. Eggplant competent. And again, you could fucking Google that. You'd probably get 19. But do the one I did. Oh, we'll do it on the show. Let's get to the fucking end of the show. I mean, to the first story.

What do you mean, Nick? I don't know. I'm waiting for this to turn back on because it's 2026, you know. Fucking Elon Musk is backing fucking Rockets in like parallel parking, but we can't get this thing to fucking... Sister's fucking shaved bouquia. Hey, headline, Jelly Roll Digs a Whole. Country Music Megastar Jelly Roll lost hundreds of thousands of followers

after trashing President Donald Trump and his supporters on... ABC's Jimmy Kimmel live, according to conservative commentator, Benny Johnson. I guess Jimmy Kimmel's taken the summer off, which probably, I'll be surprised if he comes back. Sounds like more than whatever. They're probably testing to see, because he ain't getting numbers. But jelly roll, we'll talk about it. Here he is. He used to be like 400 pounds. Benny Johnson, who's a commentator, conservative on the internet, very popular, he said we ran all of social media through various tracking

and found at least 200,000 unsubscribes since he started hosting Jimmy Kimmel. He's been doing it like a whole week, I guess. How many? A couple hundred thousand? Beautiful. La la la. And why is that?

And this is Benny Johnson. Because he told the Trump joke and we can't take it. We don't have a sense of humor. No, actually they're right are the only people with a sense of humor. Donald Trump did an entire 90 minutes on S&L. This is Benny Johnson talking. All he did was make fun of himself.

Well, he had no choice. Which is balls you on his part, because you know it's going to be all libs writing the sketches and shitting on you. Anyways, Johnson added, what's happening here? And it's a great point. Jelly Roll turned on his audience.

He turned on the people that made him big. He betrayed them. Johnson said of the Grammy Way. His audience is a Christian country music audience that tends to be from red states, but tends to be people that love America, and they like Donald Trump a lot. Johnson added a jelly roll went right in during his first night hosting Jimmy Kimmel live. This is a couple nights ago, his first night. And this is the shit the writers give him.

And he didn't have to take it. But, you know, he's like any, well, I'll get to him in a second. Here's a couple stale jokes about Trump. According to the Washington Post, a lot of doctors are worried about the president's weight. After his last physical, we found out Trump gained 14 pounds, which means he's now tipping the scales at almost 240. It's crazy. Think about this, y'all. In the last few years, I've lost 300 pounds. That means I've lost an entire Donald Trump. And let's be honest, based on his approval ratings, it seems like most of the country wants to do the same thing. We should take it easy, y'all.

We shouldn't be making fun of the president for his weight because we know that he would never do that to other people. I refuse to talk about the fact that he's a fat slob. I don't mention it. Well, Mr. President, from one fat pig to another, take it from me that physical fitness is very important. And trust me, Dick Joe. That's all right.

Dick Joe. Something about seeing you dick. Whatever. Now, also, Again, I'm talking about Benny. He said, I had somebody call me from the music industry. It's Benny Johnson talking. Disclosed, adding, they said they know jelly roll personally,

and this guy wants one thing more than anything on earth. He wants to be famous. Well, he already is. And he'll do anything to get it. And this really explains the behavior, frankly. And that was like an inside voice from Hollywood. Excuse me. Now, let me give you my opinion.

I like this guy. I like anybody who, the guy was a fucking drug dealer and a scumbag, a self-admitted scumbag, and he turned his life around. Some people, oh, yeah, I found Jesus and the Bible, or whatever, but they don't show you. They don't change. This guy was in, did jail, prison time and shit,

lost all that weight, took a talent he had, and became, and I liked that story. And it's just, he wants to, he's already famous. I guess you've got to keep it going. I wouldn't know. I didn't ever get that. to that level. You keep the ball in the air. You do what you gotta do. So he's not the brightest guy in the world because what the fuck. I mean, he was dealing drugs and went to,

so he's not, you know what I mean? I don't kind of upbringing, probably not a good one. But he had enough fortitude to take his life and grab his, you know, grab his own balls, if you will, and turn it into something. So I like that. But man, once those fucking Hollywood douchebags, once you get a taste of that. And, you know, so all his fans, of course, course they like Trump. I mean, I bet you could take a poll every country music fan is probably a Trump fan, 98% of them. The other two are fucking Beyonce's fake black cowboy bitch. Anyways, so, again, no disrespect to him, but, you know, he's just like everybody fucking else.

But he's already famous, dude. You got money. Just do what you were doing. I'd actually apologize. I wouldn't. I don't apologize anybody for anything, but what the fuck am I going to lose? Podcast? Yeah, your mother's. Hey, folks, if you haven't you heard yet,

I'll tell you one more fucking time. I'll be at the punchline in Atlanta and probably bring this happy mood with me. That's November 5th. The next night up the river casino in Philly. I don't know what that's like. I'll probably get hit in the chest with a full Heineken 10 minutes into the act because I had a Patriots hat on in the green room.

November 7th, I'll be at Seoul Joles and Potsdam Piers. So that's like Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Go to Nick Dip.com to get tickets. Also, while you're there, go to the merchandise page. We have more shit than the Sears catalog, as you can see. You can buy the guy. That's a fucking action figure up in the right hand corner. You pull the thing in a greasy guinea tells filthy mouth jokes.

I said it in public. I'll give you a fucking 40%. You build it. Anyways, so yeah. When you buy shit like that, it supports the show. And it feeds the 12-year-old kids in my basement that make the shit from fucking Russia. You know the kids that were born with alcohol syndrome and they have giant heads. Also, you want to send a personalized video to someone?

I'll say what you're thinking so you don't have to. You can book that at shoutout.us. All right? Let's move on to pay or play. Detroit public schools have an absolutely hideous rate of chronic absenteeism. Hmm. What color students do they have there? Mostly.

There's the teacher. Fat ass. Stupid black haircut. Dumbing down another generation. But their solution is even worse. Paying kids to show up to school. Did you hear what I just said, folks? They're going to pay kids.

Why is everyone so fucking stupid? Not everybody. Just a couple segments. Why aren't more people interrogating? Like me. A newly expanded program could see. See, middle and high school kids making as much as $500 or $1,000 a year.

Okay. When you break that down. Jesus Christ. I don't like the concept to begin with, but if you're going to do it, do it. $500 divided by $365. No, whatever the school year is. No, I don't know. Respectively.

And gift cards for simply attending class. So they're going to give you money or gift cards for showing up, folks. Excuse me Let me tell you something about my record I didn't miss school I think the first I honestly God The first time I missed school

I might have been I don't know in high school I absolutely adored it I soaked up that Long Division In the Chocolate milk And Corinne Conway's little

Curly fucking Pigtails I used to yank on it Neer in the stomach What The district claims it creates an incentive for kids to show up. It's called the perfect attendance pays. Ooh, really catchy program. Boy, you left-wingers are the fucking most retarded.

Anything to destroy the system. But it's a desperate last-ditch attempt to fix a much deeper cultural crisis. The program's actually teaching toxic life lessons that simply showing up is some sort of accomplishment. And you're entitled to be rewarded for doing the bare minimum. They already have that fucking mentality now. I've actually tipped bartenders, and I'm talking mostly female,

in there, anyways between 20 and 33 or whatever. Sometimes I've, I've tipped them, I've thrown them an extra 15, 20 bucks on a fucking, oh, I don't know, a $22 tab. And they don't even say fucking thank you. And I called one of them out on it. And she, I don't think I get through to her.

I don't think, she thinks it's coming to her. She probably has a guy that comes in, right? You know, probably has a guy that comes in like, you know, that night or whatever who throws her 300. So mine looks like, score. Whatever, you dumb bitch, thank me. Fuck you. Pay me. That was her.

I think she's trans. Oh, dude. We're going to have fun. It's an attempt to chip away at the dauntary. fact that a full, almost 61% of students in the district were chronically absent. How many, how many, let me ask you a question. What's the rate? What's the percentage of their dads being absent their whole lives? What's that? About 99? We're chronically absent as of 24, 25 school year, meaning they missed at least 10% of school days. For 10 weeks between the new year

and spring break when the district's historical data proves kids are especially unlikely to show up to class, a five-day week of perfect attendance. is redeemable by high schoolers for a $100 gift card and $50 for middle schools per week for up to 10 weeks. Middle schoolers, you're already going, you only want to do this if you wanted to hurt. Do you know how this country became great, folks? Capitalism, which is competition is at the fucking heart of, right?

You want to do better than the next. next guy. That's what spurs us on. Not, here you go, you showed up. Imagine setting that and you don't think they start doing that middle school and then high school, and you don't think when they get out, they're going to fucking, when somebody goes, you're going to be at worked, you're going to work on Saturday, Dave, and he starts crying and he's 41. During the 2024 school year, the district handed out an eye watering. Four million to high schools in the form of visa gift cards, according to Bridge, Detroit. it's just a small fraction of the districts planned $1.1 billion with a B budget for the upcoming year.

$100 feels like a ton of money when you're a teenager, and Detroit is telling the kids that they're entitled to it, regardless of their level of their performance or depth of learning. See, that's what creates entitilism and that mentality. But again, it's about destroying the system that made this country the best on the fucking planet, about accountability, working hard, discipline. You can just cut the balls off that by doing shit like this. And the idiots, and I really believe,

that's why they call you fucking useful idiots. The people that teachers and the city council, they really believe in the shit. That's because they're just stupid. They don't realize it's never worked anywhere or whatever. So it's almost hard to get mad at them. But it's the George Soros of the world and the globalists who know exactly what the fuck they're doing.

Now, here's Phil with some cooking tips on French toast. Let's move on to something more uplifting. Arizona State University hockey tragedy. What is it with hockey and tragedy lately? Arizona State University hockey player, Matthew Mayek, is in a coma with zero chance of recovery. They never say that. After he collapsed during an outdoor team workout on August 20th, according to the family's lawyer, Robert Kerry. was taken to a local hospital and later transferred to Barrow Neuro Neurological Institute in Phoenix

where he has remained with his family at his side. Carrie, the lawyer explained that ASU, which told the Arizona Republic it was conducting a thorough review of the incident, is pushing a narrative of how minimal, how soft and how easy the 50-minute workout was. So right away, what does that tell you, folks? So right away, the school is on the defensive. saying it's an easy. So right away, you know, they're trying to cover their ass. And the opposite is probably true. Carrie said he interviewed multiple players who were there, who described the

workout led by Tim Zaisal, a retired special forces veteran. So right away, yeah, I'm sure it was easy. I'm sure it was four jumping jacks and a pull-up. Okay, he's a fucking retired special forces veteran. I don't know if you know anything about him. They're only probably most in in shape people on the planet as being the kids. who went through and said it was grueling and unbearably hard, adding that the X Green Beret yelled at them from the get-go like a drill instructor, like this guy. Take it easy, that.

My investigation shows the storyline is completely false, Carrie said. That's the lawyer for the kid. Players were allegedly told not to complain, and water was available only to those who led exercises. and whatever was left went to those who trailed. That's some military shit. That's what Rogerson did to us. Excuse me.

Yeah, we couldn't give us one water break in like a two-hour practice. How's that fucking? Zaisal said he left the workout before May it collapsed in a separate interview with the Arizona Republic. Zaisal's the guy, the trainer. This was not a green beret or a seal workout. Far from it, Zeisel's attorney, Buddy Rake. Excuse me.

Buddy Rake. Rakes his middle name. His last name is in money. Buddy, Rake in Money, German, said in August 27th interview with the Arizona Republic. The head coach, assistant coaches, and medical were always present. Well, it doesn't matter. Rake explained that day one of Zaisal's workout included 45 to 50 minutes of sprints, push-ups and flutter kicks, running with medicine balls,

and lifting and carrying teammates, which you always have to do in hockey. What the fuck? I don't know. You're hearing that? Sister. Zaisal is willing to meet with Mayak's parents. Rake said, the lawyer said, his lawyer said.

Well, nobody else died. So, you know, it was grueling no doubt about it but that's not unusual was he vaccinated first thing first thing I thought up to I mean guy folks I'm telling you and even you know what and the sad part is Dallas even if you was we'll probably never get the truth somebody will call the fucking coroner or the medical examiner don't you dare at least you know whatever but I I'll have to put my comment every time I read these I always just go on, me and about eight other people, safe and effective.

That's all we type. We don't know that for a fact, folks, but I'm saying, and I keep hearing this guy's voice, a guy who was an actuary for some big insurance company talking about the spike of young deaths under 30 since COVID vaccines. And some other guy said, we haven't touched the iceberg of people dropping dead yet. That's what is his exact words, which I kind of tend to believe. We shall see. But there's still people in the comment section arguing. It's like, really?

You and I have been arguing this now for three years, and you're not going to fucking finally connect the dots, you stupid bastard. Your ideology is more important than that. They're fucking, it's a country divided or a world divided between people who are living in reality and people who refuse to. I say we fire up the ovens.

You say, in genocide? Yes. And pizza. Pizza, pizza. Yes. Can you imagine having that sees a guy drawn on the oven? Holding his. Oh, my God.

All right, enough of that. I've had it. No, no, no. Goodness, gracious, Heloise. In our FLA segment tonight, oh, God, a pair of sick-old Florida truckers allegedly kept four kids. How many stories are we going to hear? Like, make sure wonder what's going on when the ones that don't get caught.

Four kids locked up in the sleeper cab, you know what that is, folks, at 18 wheelie, the guy sleep in the back, not the back of the 18 wheel, you know, part of the cap. Up in the sleeper cab of their big rig for six years where they were sexually abused and mistreated. Four kids in a sleeper cab and being sexually, are you fucking, could you think of a worse hell? the semi-truck became a rolling dungeon for the four young kids who did not go to school and were almost never allowed to leave Florida. Attorney General James Uthmire told the press conference in Kissimmee. Keisha, oh, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Oh, Keisha, you piece of ass.

I posted that. I don't know how to post shit anymore. I went on Facebook. I didn't know if I was on my public page, my private page. I'm like, my fucking grandma, my aunt might laugh at this or my fans. I don't know where it's going. Fucking, but I just put a picture of her up saying, oh, no, Bozo was in a fire. Get a blowjob from that.

And look at him. You can tell he was a fucking a NASA guy for a while, huh? Look at the fucking Keisha Monique Epps, 51 of Atlanta. And Tamara, that sounds girlish. Wait, who's who? What the fuck? and Tamara Marshaun Stewart. I think, yeah, that's the guy.

37 of Jacksonville are accused of sexually battering. Here's a new one. Molesting and neglecting the children while driving the truck between Atlanta and Miami. For how many years? Oh, my fucking word. When the abuse allegedly started the two boys and two girls, imagine they're living in a, oh my,

were aged between five and nine. That was years ago. a few years ago. The evidence makes clear that girls were sexually abused by Tamara Stewart, the guy. Are you fucking... There's something wrong with the black man, mine. There's something wrong with the mind. The boy watched it. When they would confront Stewart, the dad, or reported to Epps, the mother, they would be physically abused themselves and injured. You're going to tell me this isn't hell on earth. They were malnut nourished. They weren't frequently fed. They weren't

cleaned, they weren't given showers, the evidence shows that the truck would at times hit a truck station where the adults would go into the restroom and they might take a shower, but they would leave the kids locked in the rolling dungeon.

You guys, you got to believe in the concept of evil. I'm not saying this is, this is good, but you've seen some evil shit on NBC. No. My tushy was getting sore. Anyways, those are two black dirtbags that should be hanged in a tree like they used to do.

I'll pick one on my street. They've got a ton of beautiful, what they call live oaks, emphasis live. And, yeah, string them up, burn their feet with Bicklider. Start there, and I'll think of something.

Maybe I'll write a chapter about it. What do you do with those people? Can imagine paying to keep them alive in jail? No, beat him to death with a shovel. Like they did at the end of, you know, what, casino. No, no, he's still breathing. Let's move on to another person

of color who's in trouble. You people. What I mean, you people? Kuku Nakua. That's not his name, but it sounds like it. Puka, P-U-K-A, Nakuwa. I'm guessing, you know, Irish, whatever. Hawaiian, Samoan, one of those, was on track to become, listen this,

the NFL's next hundred and $50 million receiver until his off-season went sideways with new abuse allegations surfacing as the league reviews his conduct. Excuse me. This guy, tremendous football player. This guy goes up in traffic. He runs over people. He can block like a fiend.

He's sort of like, was a guy for the Steelers Hines Ward? Yeah. Remember how he used to lay people out? He was a receiver. He could fucking lay. He's this guy's tough as, and he had, well, you'll see his numbers. Nakua's ex-girlfriend and the mother of his child, Holly Eono. Cudy.

Who does she fucking look like? I know who she looks like, and you're going to die, if I can remember the name. Who was the guy, the girl that Trump fired that was the head of, you know, the pretty one that was. Thank you. Thank you. producer. Does that not look like a young Christy no? Doesn't it? Holy shit, I tapped that.

Holly Ayono has now accused him of abuse and neglect during their four-year relationship. Here's the report on what I just said. But then the stuff that's happened off the field, the rehab, he's in a

position where it's difficult for him to say F you pay me. He's grateful to them. They stood behind him. Right. But man, he's taking a hell of a risk. He's taking a hell of a risk. I forgot to play this for, um, oh, did I? Oh, no, I probably did. I just couldn't hear it. Anyways, Aono made the claims in a TikTok video and then took it down. Why'd you do that? You know, the lawyer called him, so what are you doing? Because I think, you know, be held against you.

That's her looking at herself. Uh, the last three generation of women, I've never seen anything more narcissistic. You can say all you want about guys and their egos and all that horseshit. This is what I've seen for the last 20 years. Young beautiful women staring at themselves at a fucking putting up a thirst. I'll quench it with a load in your face. What kind of talk is that from an adult? Go fuck yourself.

I went from loving somebody so deeply for four years. This is her talking. I felt it in my bones. No, that was cancer. to experiencing extreme betrayal, abuse, complete neglect from them. Welcome to the club. My girlfriend, Michelle. And what felt like it happened almost overnight, she said.

The latest allegations add to a disastrous off-season for the fourth-year receiver who led the NFL with 129 catches and added 1,15 receiving yards last season. In March, NACUUL was named in a civil law. lawsuit filed by Madison Atiabi following a chaotic New Year's Eve party. That's a different woman. The filing accused him of biting Atiabi's shoulder. Biting another woman's thumb, this guy had an appetite, and directing an anti-Semitic slur at a guest.

He must have been having a ball. Let me taste your tits. Who cooked is a kike? anti-Semitic slur against Nekua's attorney, Levi McArthuran strongly denied the allegations and characterized legal action as an extortion attempt. Nakuwa voluntarily entered at L.A. rehabilitation facility in early March. That's sort of admittance that you might have been out of your tits before ATIAB's allegations became public.

His attorney said the program was intended to help him focus on his personal growth. Boy, do we love to throw that? the only time I see personal growth is when I'm, you know, watching porn. That off-field baggage is now bleeding into Nekua's contract talks. Nekua recently hired Wend Sports Group to negotiate a new deal, but the Rams reportedly do not expect to extend him before the season. The team appears prepared to wait for more clarity in his legal situation and evidence of sustained personal growth.

Just give more steroids and more human growth before handing him top of the market money, which makes sense. It's a business, motherfuckers. But believe me, the money, the player usually wins out, the talent. Let me tell you this. What's his name, Deshawn Watson, the quarterback for the Browns? The Cleveland Brown fans are like furious because Deshaun. Sean Watson has literally 29 civil lawsuits from 29 different women against him.

Like a lot of masseuses that came to his house and shit. There's like 29. That's why he didn't play for a year. Right? So now he's back somehow. And he did something to the, there's a statue of, is it Jim Brown? Or Paul? He wouldn't do it to Jim Brown.

One of the, Paul Brown? I don't know. There's a statue in front of the Cleveland Stadium. and a bunch of fans put signs up. They're furious that they're going to have him back. I can't remember what the sign said, but it was anti-Watson, obviously, in front of the stadium, which is a big problem.

But he did something else, and I can't remember, Deshaun Watson did he badmouthed the fans or something. He said something bad on the internet a while ago. That's why they hate him on top of the civil suits, and they're furious. Plus, they want to see Dion Sanders kid in there. On top of being Browns fans.

If these guys aren't, if they don't have heroin tracks and their balls, nobody does. I know. That's not enough of a punishment. Even their outfits, brown. I associate brown with shit. Finally, tonight, China,

heartless, well, sort of. What if a heart transplant could be scheduled weeks? I wanted to say this. about the black guy. There's something wrong with the black man. There's something wrong with it mine. And Nakua.

You got to grow up. What's going on, folks? We have a technical, so I can't hear anything, so I can't remember. You got to grow up. What if a heart transplant could be scheduled weeks in advance? I thought they were. Aren't they just like, you know what? Reservations at the Cheesecake Factory?

Not because of a donor. volunteered, but because a prisoner was selected to die. This is happening right now in China. Sounds all right to me. There's some shit I agree with. Like those two black parents, I bet you they have healthy hearts. Man, good point.

Between the Popeye's chicken and the fucking purple bubble gum and the fucking crack and meth. But you know how they are. They run. It's nothing like a normal situation where an organ transplant begins with a recipient who needs a transplant and waits for an organ donor to have a catastrophic accident. We've all been there. And then that person, we need to believe that they're not coming back. The person has the accident.

So an ethics team makes that decision. The organ donation system in America was decertified in the past year because they got too easy on, making that decision. They found somebody napping in the hallway at a hospital. They yanked the heart out of them. In America, you also have to find someone whose organ will be compatible with your body so that your body doesn't reject it. In Communist China, they take care of all that. The communists get some shit right. In Communist China, it works very differently. He continues explaining that in his book, he profiles a wist Whistleblower, that's somebody who squailed on the Chinese people, who was a professor of transplant surgery.

He had a patient who basically told him, this is in 2025, I'm tired of waiting. They've organized a heart for me in two weeks scheduled, he says. That catastrophic accident, you hear that, is scheduled. It's like, it'll be like Putin, scheduling an accident for somebody who badmout him in the media. You're scheduled to be tossed off the 14th floor of the Hyatt on November 11th at 3.30. You'll have tea beforehand. Anyways, here's a clip of what they do in China. Dream sequence.

Anyways. So how are you getting that perfect match in two weeks, right? That's the question he asked before explaining that certain groups of citizens were dehumanized and incarcerated in China for refusing to be reeducated. I think that might be the Uyghurs, right? So they have prisons, black jails, reeducation through labor camps. That's common if you guys, if the DSA wins, supposedly. I don't think.

We'll go to war before that. I'm crazy enough to fuck it. And you are too. You're a military guy. You're not going to fucking watch Dimitri grow up in it. Reeducation through labor camps. All sorts of, and this is what sets up the unique situation for this killed-to-order type of organ. Christ's sake, you can call.

In China, you can call DoorDash, it sounds like, if you need a fucking liver. Forced organ harvesting. What they do is they start blood typing and tissue typing and organ scanning those people that are in prison, you know? Now, when that transplanted tourists comes with their 100 grand or 200 grand to buy that new heart, you see, they can get it. in two weeks because their so-called donor is actually an innocent prisoner of conscience, and they've been pre-matched.

You. So can you imagine? Hey, good news. You match a guy who needs a heart. So you won't have to finish your life sentence anymore. What am I getting out? No. That unique set of combination of variables already exists in the system, and that person can then be shipped

and kill to order. They don't play. They don't play. But let me tell you something. Is it as fucking egregious as it sounds? Well, I can think of some pedophiles. Right? They get killed anyways.

They might as well have scheduled executions. Not that you want the fucking probably AIDS blood. But you know what I'm saying? people who have abused sexually abused children, kitty porn, sex trafficking, fuck them. Give them their life sentence. And when somebody, you know, now that I'm thinking about this,

but this article is like kind of misleading because in China, and I'm not joking, they used to, I don't know if it still goes on, there's a black market for organs, they would kidnap somebody off the street and you would end up, you know, waking up in a tub missing your fucking. lungs. Sometimes still a lot, right? I'm not making the shit up. I know that because I got my

wife a ticket to Beijing at the Marriott. I'm kidding. Honey, you know, I love you. But you know I'm saying? Interesting. I don't think it's that bad a plan. Seriously, pedophiles, child pornography. Fuck them. Do it while they're alive. Anyways, that's the show for today. I wanted to end on a nice light note. Happiness is what I bring to the world. Don't forget cameo.com. If you want me to roast a friend or a relative, go to cameo.com. Had one last night. Lady wanted it in 24 hours. I liked that because they pay good. And it was a Jewish guy and I said some shit that might even get me kicked off the internet. No, I was very nice. They seemed fucking funny. I talked for three and a half minutes. What am I lonely? They're usually like a minute and a half. Anyways, uh,

Yeah, so that's it. Camille.com. You guys think that I'll say very welcome. We'll see you back here for the final day of the week tomorrow. Bye-bye. Hi. Good night, everybody.