The Nick DiPaolo Show - Jerk-off Jack Smith Busted | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1800

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

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Anyways, today I'll be talking about, what am I going to be talking about? Former FBI Special Counsel, you know, we caught them spying on a bunch of Republicans. We knew this on the right for years, but it's, you know, now it's official. It's in paper. CBS is getting a new makeover. You'll be surprised at who they hired to be the new editor-in-chief. And, of course, Chicago's commie mayor has a real problem with somebody trying to

make his city safe and American. What a fucking idiot he is. Do you have to talk like that? Yeah, I do actually. I'm going to ask that question since second grade. Does it bother you? Shut it. Anyways, what's going on? Anybody? Oh, here's a good one for you, to have a good laugh. This is how I know I'm 96 mentally. Watch a Monday night football last night, you know, and I get a little interested. I'm in that pool. you know my mother and two aunts are ahead of me so I'm doing well this year I call my brother I go I go is your mother-in-law was she a defensive coordinator for the Steelers how the fuck is she like second out of 200 people um and what she likes the colors yeah yeah maybe anyways I'm watching the game

I got the Jags getting three and a half I pause at halftime it's 14 or 7 I go in the kitchen make a little something to eat the wife comes in starts jabbering I won't blame her for this, but, you know, I was in there maybe eight minutes. I come back out, I go in the living room, and it's back to life. All I see is the game's over and plays a hugging, and Lawrence is getting high fives, and I look at the score. It was 14-7 when I went to make that fucking stupid avocado toast. Did you hear me?

And the game's over. What happened was, you know, you put it on pause. apparently I had it on ESPN or wherever the Monday Night game is on so when I bounced off a pause it goes to live TV but my question is I don't know what if you have Comcast or whatever the fuck

sometimes it pauses for 10 minutes sometimes it pauses for three I don't know anyways I come back I'm like ooh get the whole second half good game 14s it's over it's over Johnny it's done over

anyways what an interesting. I've got to be honest with you. I'm always, you know, poo-pooing on NFL. Their games have been tremendous. Especially the national, the Monday nights, the Sunday night, Thursday night games have been pretty friggin' good.

Like that fucking league needs to get any more popular. You know, they're trying to put teams in fucking Germany and Belgium and that won't water down the talent. Oh, we've got to fly 18 hours. Yeah, great. that's how you know it's a globalist thing and Goodell is a fucking

left-wing douchebag who has bad bunny who hates America apparently that's the big fucking story he actually has ties to Marxist to whatever the fuck I saw a story of course I should have brought it in

but I don't even want to talk about bad bunny unless it's a playboy buddy who likes to fuck everybody but those days are over what the fuck else oh philadelphia phillies against the dodgers two of the highest payrolls in the you know history of the game and uh philly drops another one at home the first two at home bye bye what's the three out of five

it is right yeah good night nurse um everybody has pitches that you know the socks have we have chapman that you know throws a hundred one hundred and two we got another guy that touches one everybody else has eight, nine guys. They bring in people from the bullpen. This guy's been in the country eight minutes. He's got fucking cerebral palsy. He's throwing 103 on the gun. Uh, it's unbelievable. I don't even have these guys get their bad on the ball. If you guys ever played any baseball at a, you know, adult level, it's insane that they can even get their bad on the ball. And then a guy throwing 102 will come back at you with a change up at 78. Are you shitting me and that guy for the for toronto a couple nights ago this new guy did you see his

splitter that drops like they were talking about him i talked about it yesterday i go he can't be that guy it's like a wiffle ball on a windy day holy shit i'm glad i played field hockey in high school um what else i ate something smack the wife um it's a joke everybody. Relax out there. Open hand. I, uh, again, you marking this shit down, Dallas? Dallas. Mark the shit.

You're going to learn this. No, no, no. Okay. Yeah, you're going to learn this. Yeah, I know, but what the fuck? I don't see any hands moving. I just say something funny. Move your hands. Yeah, all of a sudden, he's doing the, give me jazz hands. You'll see me.

And again, I get the flashlight. I look at it every day in the drawer every time I open it. I uh we mark these down because at the end of the week we have to put up clips i have a social media company which and it's been turning out pretty goddamn good i gotta be honest with you um putting stuff out there and um i'm waiting for that uh they filmed the the arlington draft house gig the other night so i'm waiting for that and i did a lot of shit off the cuff i always think it's great and then i'll watch it and go holy shit they'll arrest me for that even in these days um anyhow And yeah, so let's get on with the fucking show.

I'm sick of the left, and I know you guys are too. I don't know what a preamble to a civil war looks like, but I feel like we're living in one. I mean, when you start fighting against law and order, I'm pretty sure that's a symptom of a civil war about to kick off. And again, I feel very confident. The left, they don't know how to hold guns, they're afraid of fucking guns.

They're great at a protest, throwing a brick at you, when you're not looking, that type of shit. But then when you pull their masks off, they're faggy little rich kids. That's who I see. Yeah, put them up against veterans and ex-cops when it means something. George Soros hiring people.

All right. Let's get to the first headline. Jerk off, Jack Smith busted. Well, here's the, a little opening tease to the story. It's digital exclusively. reporting moments ago, the FBI says former special counsel, Jack Smith, tracked private communications and calls of nearly a dozen Republican senators. This, during the January 6th investigation.

You fucking people. Again, this goes out to anybody on TV who leans right, which is about eight people out of eight million, meaning Fox News America, quit referring to them as a Democrat part. Start calling them. I don't know if you can say this on TV, Marxist cocksuckers. Can you say that? Say it along with me, kids.

Marxist cocksuckers. I wish I had a book like a teacher. Marxist cocksackers. Yeah. I just laugh when I watch Fox or any of these and they're like, do you believe what Pritzker said? Yes.

Think of them as communist. And it makes, you won't even get excited. You know? it's crazy a document has revealed that former special counsel jack smith and his arctic frost team can anybody help me that's that's what a fag does when they go for a hassle on there they ask for the arctic frost don't they uh how do i know i don't know uh anyways arctic frost team investigating january 6th were allegedly tracking the phone calls of gop senators lindsay graham of South Carolina caught him on the line

with a couple people from Chuck E. Cheese. I ain't saying nothing. Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin. Josh Hawley, our pit bull, of Missouri. Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming. Who the hell? And why would you be listening in on her?

What do you want to hear a conversation about spatulas? The fuck who's Cynthia? Bill Haggerty of Tennessee. He had a good album out a few years ago. Called Tennessee. Dan Sullivan of Alaska. Tommy Tuberville. of Alabama and SEC fame

and GOP rep Mike Kelly of Pennsylvania. The document recently discovered by FBI director and my boy, and he better be around for a long time, director Cash Patel, and we had him on the show, folks. If you guys are new at this show, we had him on before he was anybody.

Well, I mean, he was somebody. He was working for Trump, but it was great. What the hell's going on over there? Relax. And exclusively obtained as titled cast assistance. That's the name of the thing. And dated September 27, 2023. Cast refers to the FBI cellular analyst survey team. I think we all knew that. The document which has the names of FBI

agents involved redacted marks the case ID as Arctic Frost election law matters. Sensitive investigative matter cast. The document states the names of the lawmakers in that an FBI Special Agent on Smith's team conducted preliminary toll analysis. Toll analysis is, I'm like, I think I know what that is because somebody

did it to me saying, why are you coming over to the bridge at three in the morning? I'm fucking drinking. What the fuck you think I was doing? What's the matter with you? Honey, why are you up at three in a morning? That's what that is, right? They fucking look at your toll records. They track where you are. The FBI Special

agent on Smith's team conducted preliminary toll analysis on the toll records associated with lawmakers. Jesus, they're listening to your calls, they're tracking you. An FBI official said that Smith and his team tracking the senators were able to see which phone numbers they called. The location the phone call originated and the location where it was received. This was fucking this guy ahead of all the shit. Is he going to go to jail? You snotty little bastard. A source said that the calls were likely coming from inside the house in reference to the vote to certify the 2020 election. An official said the records were collected in 2020, 23 by Smith and his team after subpoenaing major telephone providers. Arctic Frost, so they probably were going, oh, shit, they know we stole this thing.

Let's listen into what they're saying. Arctic Frost was open inside the Bureau April 13th of 2022. Smith was appointed a special counsel to take over the probe in November of 2022. It is a disgrace that I have to stand, not me, the guy I'm quoting. I've never stood. I'm like the fucking Governor Abbott. You think he's standing. Lazy prick sitting.

It is a disgrace that I have to stand on Capitol Hill and reveal this, that the FBI was once weaponized to track the private communications of U.S. lawmakers for political purposes. Dan Bongino said, after doing five sets of curls. Captain Pipes. I like this guy.

Bon Gino added, under our leadership, the FBI will never again be used as a political weapon against the American people. Well, unless you guys lose in 2028 or whatever, The American people deserve the truth, and under my leadership, they will have it, Patel said. I believe this guy's all bit. You understand, this guy started his own whatever, bio business, medical, I don't even know what the fuck it was, but he's a billionaire in six minutes.

This is like play for these guys. We promised accountability, he said, for those who weaponize law enforcement, and we will deliver it, he said, and I believe it. Yes, sir. Even though he looks like Muhammad Atta's cousin. Holy Christ. What did I say, Dallas? That's the last face, the people that can of Fitzgerald saw. Put that in there.

That has to go. I know that's a killer. I'm sorry. I just see that face coming into your window as you look up, him driving. Well, he wasn't in a studebaker, Nick. He was not playing. It's down here. But can you imagine that?

Yeah, you can't. Yeah, now it's all coming out. And people are starting to hate, people on the right are starting to really hate on Pam Bondi because she's not doing anything. But I don't think that people realize how long it takes. You don't just knock on the door and put somebody in cuffs. But I'm praying she's building a case. I don't want her to get fired with those tits.

I, uh, what? What? Hello? See, Sean Hannity should say some of that shit. It'll be hilarious. He is the stiff. I like Sean. I've met him.

He had me on a show a couple times. He, I've never seen anybody. He has less of a sense of humor than like white liberal housewives. I swear to God, the poor bastard there's like a gene we all have or a funny bone. He was born without it. And when he tries to be funny,

he gets all shy and fucks it up. Which means he's a, how can I sit here? First of all, that guy, and the left hates Sean Handy and out of all the people on Fox, they hit him, You know why? The guy's a pit bull. He's been on radio and TV for 35.

He's got the longest running show on cable, new show. And he does a radio show during the day, and he does that show on top of it. You know the money this guy has? Buy a sense of humor. Jesus, get puppets, wigs. Piss into a mug on stage. You know, the all shit I did. But anyways, yeah, somebody better start doing some fucking purse.

up walking soon so what do we got tonight mariners and tigers yankee in toronto back at new york did you hear what um poppy big poppy i love they got them sitting next to der rhods can i just say so everybody hates a rod i even liked them and everybody hated him on the Yankees. He's a handsome guy that people are jealous of since he was 18. Yes, he's in love of himself a little bit. Who the fuck is? How, you wouldn't be? You're a

trillionaire your whole life. You get all the snatch you want. Not that's everything. Some people say it is, I think it's overrated. Jason. Jason's picking up on the sarcasm. But Poppy's sitting there, and Poppy can barely speak English still. And Jared, you know who I fucking,

I would love to hang out with Jeter. Yes, I hated him as a Yankee. Because he was like Eddie Haskell. He always did that smiling thing, but he was a prick. But I like him. Now that he's not a Yankee, when you see him on TV, you can tell he's got that jock, wise-ass attitude. Like, I would love to hang out with him

because he looks at Big Poppy like he's nuts, you know. But after the game, they go, they're talking about tonight's game, who's going to pitch, whatever? And somebody said, Big Poppy, what do you think? if they start so-and-so, Big Poppy goes, they could start Jesus. It's over.

You can't say Jesus. Usually you can't. He goes, no, they could start Jesus. It's over. Fucking Gina was almost passing out laughing. Oh, anyways, let's get on to some, oh, CBS News is getting a facelift like anybody's watching this shit anymore.

What are they going to do, dig up the corpse of Dan? rather or fucking yeah I love 60 minutes the beginning of it it's fucking hilarious I'm Leslie Stahl

I'm Molly Schaefer I'm dying yeah they get in a facelift CBS News staffers have received their new marching orders that doesn't mean well it can mean two things meaning marching as get out or here's a new plan we're going to have to follow

Barry Barry Weiss that's a woman Just by her glasses and her look, you knew she worked for the New York Times. But listen to this. You almost admire her a little bit, who was named editor-in-chief, but this is their idea of going, oh, we're going unbiased neutral now, by taking somebody who used to work for the New York Times and looks like that. That's where we are.

We should be excited that they're going to be like Fox News right down the middle or whatever the fuck. Look at her. She goes in to fucking the optometre, I want the Jeanine Garaphylows and I want a haircut that says I'm offended by everything. Barry Weiss, who was named editor-in-chief of CBS News on Monday after her outlet, the free press, was acquired. I'm making fun of her. She started this thing. It was acquired by Paramount for $150 million.

I'm guessing she's a Jew and they take care of each other. I got no problem with it. Anybody with me? I always go easy on the Jews. I do. I'm serious. I'm always defending. And I'm starting to wonder

when I see these next story we're going to do coming up later on about these cartoons from Disney. Those aren't Irish people running fucking Disney. Anyways, free press was acquired by Paramount for $150 million said in her first memo to staffers that she wants Democrats

and Republicans held equally accountable. Already she's off on the wrong foot, in my opinion. I'd have more respect and she said, Democrats are but Democrats especially she should have said you see what I'm saying

she's already starting with both sides do it that's how I fucking took that and that's how you should take it I want to both show me a big fat lie that compares to lying to the nation about stealing an election about Joe Biden being the actual president

when the auto pen was doing it show me lies on the right that are the equivalent to that or Russiagate or fucking immigration Show me lies on the right. And even if they did lie like you guys do, they only have Fox News in a couple outlets. Mark Levin.

Show me that. So already she's starting on the both sides are guilty. Fucking. Think she hangs out with plumbers and drywallers? Fucking Mama Luke. The opportunity to build on that legacy with you and to renew it in an era that's so desperately. Anybody's explained to her that nobody was.

watches the legacy media anymore? Does she realize that? She's like for 150 mil. I don't give a fuck. I'll pretend. It's an extraordinary privilege, she says. Right now, I imagine you have some questions. I do too.

Where do you guys keep the Umbri in the coffee room? Weiss wrote in a memo before I kicked her in the Adams apple. Weiss, who quit the New York Times, here's why you've got to like her a little bit. In 2020, after alleging bully, Then again, grown-up using the word bullying. You know my feelings on that. Grown-ups should never be using the word bullying.

That is so fucking childish. Anyways, alleged bullying. What do they do, give her tit-twisters and wedgies and shit at the New York Times? Good, Paul Krug, the financial guy, giving her a red-belly tit-twister. This show is great. went on to launch the Common Sense Newsletter in 2021

before rebranding it as the free press and expanding it into a full-fledged media company in 2022. You know, most people that would take 10 years to do. Jew broad, three weeks. Juud brought. Imagine, don't want to be an Italian guy. David Ellison, who took over as Paramount CEO, seen here, who apparently lives under Iraq

and hasn't seen Sun in 41 years. Holy shit. He's got the eyebrows of a cancer patient, meaning none. It's a young Ted Danson in college. Ellison, who took over Paramount CEO in August following the company's merger with Skydance media, also sent a memo to staffers on Monday, echoing his hand-picked CBS News Chiefs call to tamp down partisanship. Why do you say left-wing partisanship? If we are to move forward, we must find our way back to the ideals that shaped both our country and civilization itself. You know, Marxism.

Open exchange of ideas. Okay, you guys haven't even tried to do that in the last 40 years, but you're going to turn it around this week with this new broad. Vigorous yet respectful debate. No punches, no guns, no knives. And a genuine regard for the beliefs. and traditions of others Ellison wrote in the memo.

We ain't partners. We need brothers and we need friends. Exactly. Do you hear that again? Who do you think he should be taught? It's like when you see end racism and the end zone and an NFL game. You know who that's meant for, right?

White people. You don't really think they're telling brown and black people that not be right, right? That's how this is. Yet respectful, respectful debate and a genuine regard for beliefs. That's, we all know, she's really talking about the left.

She should be. That's who that should be directed to. We're not the one shooting people trying to assassinate presidents that are on the left. That's you fucks. So don't give me that we're going to balance it and both sides. Horshit.

I can't believe NBC wouldn't let me on the air this morning on the Today Show with a couple of fucking, I see that, who's that Robin Roberts? She used to be on Sports Center. Then she got breast cancer. So, you know, she's a triple threat. She's black. She's gay.

And she got tit cancer. That makes her an MVP. Ellison said the media is too off. I look at her and I smell political correctness. I just want to fucking reach through the TV and pull her tumors out. Ellison said the media is too off in a platform for amplifying partisanship. When we reduce every issue to us first them, again, again, who's doing that right now? Who's doing that?

Who's doing the violence, attacking federal ICE officers? That's us first them. You don't even talk about it. You do it. Or my way versus the wrong way. We close ourselves off from listening. She had, I'm guessing, again, she's making this, I'm guessing she's addressing the left because she was getting bullied at the times from listening, learning, and ultimately

growing, both as individuals and as, you know what? drag queens and as a society he continued I thought it was she just so oh that's this jerk off mr. fucking melanoma I don't pretend to have a solution to this challenge but I do believe we each have a responsibility to do our part so I'm guessing he could be addressed in the last I probably not because he's probably been living in that bubble Ellison wrote that the mission of CBS is clear to ensure that this global platform remains a place with what platform is he talking about? TV or the internet remains a place where people can seek the truth, gain understanding and engage with the facts all the shit you wouldn't see on CBS for the last 40 years or NBC or ABC or CBS. NPR

Sorry, I'm throwing up in my mouth The quotes are horrible Weiss who built her brand around the notion that legacy outlets suffer from liberal group think is sure to shake things up at CBS News. All right, I'm going to give her a chance. I'm going to give her a chance

but I like the way I like the way I analyzed the first part of it. Both sides. She didn't say both sides, it, but she said balsai. She implied it. And I'm sorry. I spend my time doing this shit so much that I will stop and watch

CNN for five minutes. And I will stop and watch MSC for 30 seconds, because that's all you have to do. You see a he-she fucking oof. Anyways. He-she. I just got a text for my wife's

kind of colleges. I go to him for my capsule. I get my testosterone therapy from him. It's a funny fuck, too. I don't think he wants to go to dinner. So I'm going to text him back. Let me guess. Right at the market, that whole one's going in.

That's the joke of the week. I'm not going to top that. Let me guess. Let me guess. Randy's Crabcheck. my you um dr edwards

fucking great guy um anyways let's move on to um a city that boy you know what boy have they ruined the name of Chicago such a great city still one of my favorite

comedy towns um it's a great city it's got these tree line streets uh um it's a big city with small town

sort of attitude would be it was now you know now it's beirut 1974 anyways headline chicago's calming mayor no ice please see that uh that's usually what jewish people new york say when they order a drink they do that's a fucking well-known thing because it you know you're not getting as much i'm telling you we used to always joke about the white house called the mayor of chicago sick him of defending rapists and killers after he barred ice agents from operating on city-owned property. Brandon Johnson, Brandon Johnson. Oh, fucking idiot. Seen here pretending to grab Lizzo's ass when he dated her back in the early 2000s, just announced

he signed an executive order creating ice-free zones to ban ice-free zones. I can see a guy in an ice cream truck on. Can I get down on that street? To ban ice agents from city property, the White House's ex-account, rapid response 47 wrote Monday. What the fuck? What are we in a tree house? Rapid response team.

Hey, look at my hands. I can palm some big-ass titty. Let's watch a video of dinkweed pretending to be a politician and an American. Today, we are signing an executive order aimed at reigning in this out-of-control administration. The order establishes ice-free zones. Pause. He thinks this is, he think, first of all, there's way too many, I don't care, people of color in high positions. What did you just say?

You fucking heard me. I mean, like this. We got the good ones. That wasn't too biased, was it? We got the good ones, the ones that run up four. to 40 and the vertical jump of 48 inches. No, but we got the Clarence Thomas's and the Thomas Soles and the, seriously,

brilliant people. The left has these guys and you see a lot of DA female black, do you notice in a lot of high positions? Fucking Crockett, Jasmine Crockett, she's a street whore. You want me to believe that people are voting these people in. It's somebody's agenda, folks. I don't want to say who.

Anyways, let's listen to this jerk off. that means that city property and unwilling private businesses will no longer serve as staging grounds for these raids who said that who the fuck said that who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle to cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant mayor johnson johnson what's his name This is sick. He is aiding and abetting criminal illegal immigrant killers, rapists, traffickers, and gangbangers, the account added. The Furious Post came shortly after Johnson announced an executive order blocking federal immigration officials from using city-owned spaces like parking lots. A response to Sunday's news that President Trump had decided to deploy 400 National Guard troops to the windy city. and that sounds like 400 too short.

I say send two grand in every blue city. This is fucking, I love it. Trump just ignored the courts. I'm sure there's somebody in his air going, you can do, you know, Steve Bannon knows the fucking. He has good lawyers. Johnson's order is intended to complicate immigration enforcement plans. We showed you yesterday.

or last week. We showed you them getting rammed by cars yesterday. Woman with a gun. This is what they're facing. They're trying to take rapists and killers off the street.

And there's people out there who still vote Democrat. I don't care if you're like, well, I'm not for this. You're voting for this type of shit. Because it goes from the mayor level, from the municipality level, all the way up.

Threatening cops, we put. played the fucking thing yesterday. Ice agents were surrounded by angry, outnumbered by angry mobs, and they were told to stand down, the Chicago cops. Now, I remember Trump's saying anybody who does that

is going to get in deep shit. Well, I want to see it. You know what the left's doing? They're doing so many illegal things. We can't even keep up with it. Trump's trying to straighten out the economy and everything else. You can't even keep up with these guys. Fucking A.

I'll put soap in this thing scrubbed it with a toilet brush I used a fire hose on it, a blow torch. I still can't get the... You wonder why it stained your teeth? Jesus H. Heloise. Nick, that's not a great plug for the product. What product? What?

Oh. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. You put ginger ale and water in these... I forgot that. They're a great product. Put pencils and shit him. And him, you know. That's why I love

Stephen Crowder's show. It's called Mug Club, literally. And he's got so many fans and followers that he can't get the mugs out fast. Excuse me. And I always get the heat for it at my shows. Hey, tell Crowder to give me my fucking mug. I go out of my 18 working on a fucking assembly line for him. Guy's busy.

Yeah, I might as well move on. I ain't got nothing else to say. Oh, by the way, what's your name again? Jason, Birkleback. Jason's one of the original producers of my show when I was doing it in New York out of my basement. And he just got, when did you get married? Three weeks ago, I think.

Three weeks ago. I put a double saw buck in the. My wife goes, what do we should put in there? I go, 50 bucks with a serious look. She almost started crying. I go, come on, what the fuck? So we've got to fix these floors, got to put a new roof on the bird cage, and the dog needs dialysis.

What the fuck am? I made of money? What's the matter with you? Anyway. Dialysis for a dog. I get a cat on an iron lung. Let's move on to go woke, go broke. You know the beauty of this show, folks?

I do these stories the night before and my memory's so bad and again, I woke up about 4.30. And about 5.30, I see my family texting each other. My brothers and sisters are all up. Now, their kids are all grown

and out of the house and shit. And I guess you get into that habit of being up. They're fucking up yapping like they're all on Coke. So when I text in, they almost faint. They're like, aren't you a comedian? What the fuck you... What do you become a fisherman? What are you doing?

I go, I can't sleep. Sister Gina, happy birthday, but you don't watch the show. She's a drag queen. Listen, what? No. She's actually a fucking great painter and a real... Another one. Can do anything.

Anyways, go woke, go broke. Netflix shares slumped again Friday. And I'll say it again. They could fucking try to film something on my front lawn and kick them off. Go to Tooby. You want to see good movies. Go to fucking Tooby.

You can find, like, old shit with Joe. I found Joe Pesci's first movie ever. It was so bad I didn't finish it. He was like a singer. Living in a fucking shitty apartment in the Bronx with his mother. It's so bad. But Tobeys get all that shit. The Golden Glove, I told you guys about that one,

about a German serial killer in the 70s or 80s. He used to hang out at this place called the Golden Glove. You guys got a true story based on a serial killer that was to hang out at this place. It's the grossest, darkest. It's just so good. Why am I doing that? Because you find it on Toby, not Netflix. Netflix, go there if you want your kids to turn into faggots and, you know,

cartoons with Indians helping Puerto Rican girls with no legs into the tub. like that. Netflix shares slumped again Friday as they ended the week with their biggest decline since April 4th. The slide comes on the back of subscriber desertion driven by revulsion at trans content aimed at children. Yeah. Yeah.

The stock dropped. Don't look. Who? Don't they, here's what kills me. You know who the CEO of Netflix is or he's the, yeah, the chief operating officer? He's a guy, Reed Hastings. He's the head guy. He was a guy at Comedy Central.

I had like three meetings. And, you know, I wasn't very nice in a meetings. It comes the head of Netflix. Here I sit doing a podcast for a loving people. Listen, the stock dropped faster than my balls when I sit on the turlet. The stock dropped nearly 5% over the five-day trading period, ending before the weekend, as billionaire Tesla CEO, Elon Musk, continued to urge consumers to buy. boycott the streaming job. That's one guy

you don't want, I said it yesterday, I said just his illegitimate kids boycotting would sink the company. As Breitbart News reported, Netflix has been struggling as it chooses to stream animated programs, it's indoctrination. Again, call the Dems Marxist communists, call this shit what it is, indoctination. Call college's indoctrination camp.

Start using the language like they did. You understand? I understand. They still have more megaphones in us, but just try it once. Choose to stream animated programs that expose small children to homosexuality. Well, that's the best ones to expose it to.

That's what I've learned than a Cub Scouts. Can you imagine? I used to look at cartoons. You know who I blamed, first of all? Worst cartoon ever, and people go to shit. Scooby-Doo. That ruined cartoons. Well, why is that, Nick? Because you could have done that with actors and actresses.

The idea of animation is to have, you know, an anvil fall on a fucking coyote's head, and he gets up and walks away all wrinkles and shit. Scooby Doo was like a detective show. And they had a black girl, and remember, and fucking shag? I hated it. All my friends who smoke weed loved it. Programs that expose small, sorry about these little op-eds I'm doing that are... This show should be called digression.

Exposed small children to homosexuality. Gay kisses. Is there any other kind? Nothing gay other than a kiss. Especially when it's on the head of a dick. All right. And a little boy in a dress prancing around for his gay dad's plural. Hey, little boy.

Do you want some candy? Yeah, shove a clock bar up my ass, Uncle Ted. Yahoo Finance Notes, Musk has been behind calls for a boycott, urging his, oh, this is the last guy you want fucking boycotting your company, urging his, folks, 227 million followers on X. The country has 340 million people, fucking roughly two-thirds of the country. What is that like? I just hit 135,000 after 41 years.

Anyways, his 227 million followers on X to drop their Netflix subscriptions, accusing the streamer of pushing alleged transgender messaging in kids' shows. Gee, how are we going to prove that? Over the past several days, Musk has posted or reposted, again, 227 million followers, a series of messages criticizing Netflix programming. Excuse me. Cancel Netflix for the health of your kids, he said, in the post. and uh netflix membership first started to slide last month after the streaming giants children's

cartoon show creator we touched on this guy last week hamish steel seen here not blowing anybody at the time um that looks like Jonah yeah what another nobody who they handed a career he was on like Kimmel or something last night. He's laughing his teeth are missing and just a fucking fat, talentless jerk off. Anyways, bitter? No. Cartoon show Hamish Steel smeared slang conservative icon Charlie Kirk as a Nazi. Why don't you go stick your dick in a cat's ass? Steel and animated credit with creating the Netflix cartoon series, Dead End Paranormal Park. Took to Blue Sky. That's the left's new Twitter. after Kirk was assassinated and defamed the conservative firebrand in a vile tirade.

Because we all know the left is balls to the walls for violence now. So that's got to end great. He said this, and we cover this, why the fuck are you even commenting on this dickhead? He's talking about a dead Charlie Kirk. The embrace of such archly woke issues has previously flagged trouble for Netflix with its closing out 2022 as its worst year. In more than a decade, they're very slow learners to left. And again, what do I say about, what do I say about TV shows, movies,

fucking social media platforms that don't make money, but they continue to be on year after year. That's called propaganda. They don't care. They want to get the message out. In more than a decade, with its stock plunging more than 50% and wiping out a staggering $136 billion in our market price value. My wife plays it every time we have sex.

She hits that when we're done. Here's an example of what they've been feeding your kids. Take a look at some of this footage. You excited for your big day? I can't wait to kick things off. We're making our special day happen. We can't wait for all our family and friends to visit our favorite place in the world. I suck cock.

I really wanted to help even Professor Flowerbom. I couldn't miss Sense Dave's big day. He taught me how to really smash stuff. Oh! Now, let's get ready to romance. Wow. I can't wait for my mom to feast her eyes on this. I haven't seen her in way too long.

I have. She left the shoes out of my bed last night, you big goo goobler. Mark it. Dallas? Keep your fucking kid away from Disney. Oh, I don't have to watch any of this shit. Well, give them porn and shit. Don't starve the kid.

Let them grow up to be a man to learn how to treat women right. Sharon does the Great of Dallas area. That's a sequel. What a drag it is getting old. Oh, we're on to the next story. We are ripping through it, folks. The fastest 60 minutes. And so who we got that?

What time of the game today, Jace? Probably what, three and eight? Yeah, I think six and nine. Six and nine, that sounds about right. So Yankees are down, 02. And what's the Mariners Tigers? 1-1? Yeah.

4 o'clock for Mariners Tigers, 8 o'clock for Blue Jays Yankees. I see, I don't know why. I'm picking Milwaukee to be in there. I guess, again, odds. When's the last time? I was in 1983 or something. But they do like small ball, like great defense. And I don't know.

They're kind of an interesting team. And who, so that would be the National League. And the Blue Jays seem like they're serious as hell this year. And nobody saw that coming. Okay, back to Fags. A well-known drag queen has been yanked from the upcoming Phoenix. Oh, no, the Phoenix Pride Festival. You're still having pride festivals?

Huh? You're still proud you can't sit down after a night of drinking with your friend? Huh? After being charged with having sex with a 13-year-old boy, yum, yum, according to police and event organizers. Your son looks like a fact to me. Michael Browder, who performs under the name Aubrey Galeichi? We didn't get this shit.

Remember the other one the other day? Fucking Vagestani. La Hore Vagestani. That's my new screen name, by the way. Now, I'm going to be honest with you. You see that thing on the left? If I didn't know it was a guy and I was single, I'm fucking drugging that and dragging it to a fucking red roof in.

There's the guy all cocky trying to be macho in front of pumpkins. Notice both knees have holes in their pants. I wonder how those got there. Gobling goo, Gobling goo. Michael Browder, who performs under the name Aubrey Galicchi.

Galicki. I'll say Galicki. Was charged with two counts of sexual misconduct with a minor following a month's long investigation that began in June.

How long does it take you to figure out these touching kids? According, is that a dick, a finger? I can't. According to court documents obtained by somebody. Browder, 35, was one of two men, the young teen for anonymous sex.

What? Who met, I'm sorry, who met the young teen for anonymous sex after hooking up on an online dating app. Boy, that fucking, that social media has really helped this country, huh, in this world, according to court documents. Police found messages on the teen's laptop that led to Browder, seen here at his happiest. whom officers recognized as a known Phoenix drag queen. How do you recognize them?

How many shows have you guys gone to? How the fuck do you know? Does he got police badges on his shirt? What the fuck is that? Look at him. He's got this stunned look on his face. Should I go back to Qatar or stay here? Browder spoke with investigators on September 16th

and allegedly confessed to having sex with the boy. but claimed it was so dark in the alleged victim's apartment that I could hardly see the Disney Channel. He was unable to ascertain the victim's age. There's a new one. Gee, how could I maybe turn on a light? Light a candle? Pull one out of his ass and light it?

What are you doing? He told cops he believed that the 13-year-old was actually 18 or 19. Oh, in that case, yum, yum. Look at this sick bastard. Boy, this country needs a doucheing, doesn't it? Here's a video or something. Jack. Jack, it's just,

they're so small. Jack, and they're so cute and it's so adorable. I just can't help it. It's so cute. That's adorable, right? No, no, Jack. Folks, that's the same from Boogie Nights. If you haven't seen that movie,

I feel bad for you. Brett Reynolds was tremendous. Probably his last. Excellent performance. They're so cute. I always hear that now. Not when I see kids, like when I see ducks. No, like when I see puppies and shit.

That's what I mean. You know, kids dressed up like puppies on Halloween. The young teen also said he had pretended to be older on the app. Yeah, I had my tit sag a little more. Phoenix Pride later announced that Browder, Phoenix Pride. Sounds like a WMVA team. Announced that Browder had been pulled from performing at its Pride Festival set for October.

You're still doing that shit? And again, Google Norm MacDonald. Gay Pride. Just Google that. You want to laugh to your shit blood. To this day, maybe the best thing of. Festival set October 18, 19th. I can't go.

I'll be in Nashville. And it was working on removing his name from promotional materials. Oh, no. Oh, no. Who's going to go see it now? That's a guy, folks. I guess.

That's the guy we just showed. How the fuck? You see, ladies, what makeup does for you? Chris Rock just to have a great pain. He wasn't exactly pro-woman because he was going through some divorce. You fucking women call men liars. You're calling us liars

You fucking wear a weave That ain't your hair Those ain't your fingernails That ain't your titties Your titties ain't that big Good Lordy Let's move on to help Gay people are cooking me

That was Bobby Flay At a party At you know the guy Anyways This is from a couple days ago But I had to do it because flying today is the equivalent like you'll find a higher class of people

taking a fucking Peter Pan bus out of Port Authority than you will on even American airline you guys go on the internet and again last night it's 3 in the morning and I'm watching people fistfight in an airplane and a New Jersey bound plane was forced to divert

after an unruly passenger wearing over a dozen face masks wonder how they voted began ranting when I first read this, it just said, I said, face, Matt. I wasn't even thinking we're so past the epidemic. Yeah, I was thinking he had, you know, a Jason mask, a rub, a Halloween mask. A 15 masks began ranting that gay people were giving him cancer.

Not cancer, that's AIDS. You idiot. I can't take it. The Sun Country Airlines, what the hell? Let me tell you, Tom, you ever put me on one of those and say goodbye? What the hell is that? Some guy flying out of his backyard and Sun Country. How'd you get here?

I had to connect through Alaska to get to Pittsburgh from Buffalo. God, help me. You deserve to fucking experience turbulence, gay turbulence. The Sun Country Airlines plane left Minneapolis. of course for Newark Friday morning, but cut its trip short and landed in Chicago after the

wacko's ravings escalated into screams of, the plane is going down. Hey, at least he wasn't going down. Am I right? Fucking quiz! It's the pilot mid-flight. Let's take

a look at this video of something. No, no, no, no, I'm telling you, I'm telling you. I can't do it. I can't do it. No! These things go down. These things go down. They go. It's too big.

It's too big. It can't go up. Midnight run. Gruden. Last time De Niro was funny. Classic. Instant classic. Fellow passengers, Seth Evans, was sitting across the aisle from the nut

and told the Minnesota Star Tribune that chaos started the moment the plane took off when he started raving around being gang chased by gay people. people. People look around the plane going, there's nobody chasing you. What do you? What's the matter with you? The man also screamed he was being radiated and cooked by gays. Let me guess. Fondue. And that they were giving him cancer. That's so fucking. You were cooking him and giving him. That's a microwave you're talking about. I'll tell you what's funny, bugs. Not funny, but in the late 70s, when AIDS came around in the 80s, that's what they called it, gay cancer. That's what everybody was calling it, you know? Paul Lenz got gay can't, no, he's not, he still looks healthy. Yeah, have you seen Freddie Mercury?

That's gay cancer. That's what they were calling it, gay cancer. All the radiation in the world couldn't help your asshole. Oof. Perhaps to stave off the supposed onslaught, the crackpot was wearing no less than 15 masks. asked, well, how could you hear him over his mouth? At one point, the man even announced Trump is here. It was Lindsey Graham.

Trump is here, but screaming, deluded conspiracies wasn't all the man was good for. Between each outbursts, listen to this, he buckled down and played a round of candy crush before standing up and mouthing off again at top volume. Now here's the difference between the world now and when I grew up. Somebody would have fucking busted his face back when you could smoke on a plane. How cool would that be? You got a cigarette and you knock the guy out.

Yeah, put it out on us. Why? You ever see these things? They go on forever. What's that? Airplane, which he's freaking out. Yes, they're in line to smack. God, was that funny.

Shaking her, cracker in the face. Classic, another instant classic. The game was over, however, when his declarations were made about the plane. Oh, is that what it took? All the other stuff about fags, you know, power boiling and frying him and deep fucking fron. That was all fine, but you can't talk about the plan going down. Once on the ground at O'Hare International Airport, the man was handcuffed and hauled off by Chicago Police where he transferred for free to spare airlines.

They welcomed them with open arms. Passengers were questioned by U.S. marshals before the plane took off again and completed its journey to Jersey. The flight landed without incident, and the passenger in question was turned over to law enforcement and removed from the aircraft and will be cheering for the Detroit Lions

on Sunday actual cheerleader. Good night, everybody. Good night and good Fuck. Finally tonight on your sister's ass. AI. A.I. Oh, this is it. Bernie Sanders throws shade on AI industry.

I swear to God I included this story because I love the way New York could say I. And why does Bernie always look like he just got out of a convertible going 140? Jesus, that fucking hand do. Will you put a gel in it? artificial intelligence and automation could wipe out nearly 100 million jobs that's no doubt in the U.S. over the next decade I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing

every time I go to McDonald's or Wendy's and I see the service I'm like yeah I'd rather have fucking Mrs. Jetsons made anyways over the next decade they say it's going to take that many jobs away that sounds right to me by by according to a report

released by Senate the Boyne Sanders on Monday. Now, Bernie is the only Jew to live in Vermont. Over 300 years. I think we should pay teachers like professional ball players. They are more

important. I'm hanging out with the AOC. She's got nice tits. That's got nothing to do with it. It's a pretty good Bernie. Look at him. Here he is looking at the flag going. How do I burn that? Here's a video of Bernie talking.

Can I just just say something about Bernie Sanders. He's authentic. I like cranky, Kramajim. I wonder why. I just like people who believe what they fucking believe. He's a real hippie who bought into this horseshit. Yes, he has three houses, yet he shits on the system that got him the three houses. Yes, he sells books and all that shit. But I'm just saying, how old is this fucker? And he's out there hammering. So I got to believe he believes in it. I hate traveling. This

motherfucker's on a dim. But here's a thing. This jerk off complains about, you know, air pollution, and he takes private. Remember, we caught him doing that? Filty Jew. I'm kidding, folks. Let's hear Boyney Center is my favorite Jew from the Burlington area. AI in robotics. Pause. A.I. There's a transitioning. Jesus. I don't know. Who the fact? I can't even come up with some. I see so many people now that I go, is that a man, a woman? oh I didn't tell you God I'm in the fucking coming back from you know Arlington Virginia

I see a definitely transitioning I don't again wasn't even sure female I'm not kidding you the glasses the I don't know male and she goes I had my best landing today I'm so proud of myself I'm not fucking kidding you

do you understand they're in there that the EI shit that's no bullshit best land I was hoping she was talking about her girlfriend's face. Go ahead. The economy and our way of life. And our job, believe it is a major, major struggle.

But our job right now is to demand in the loudest possible way and in every way that we can, is that the benefits of AI and robotics. See, these cutaways, those aren't even audience. Those are people like at a game, Tampa Bay game. Not in fucking place is empty. A.I. Go ahead. A crew to the working class of this country, not just the corporate world.

And that is a big issue. Because if we don't get a handle on that, a lot of jobs are going to be destroyed and a lot of people are going to be thrown out on the street. Yes, but you've been saying that for, I don't know, since 1958 there, Bernie. this time it might be true because you know where the industrial people could learn to fucking weld and become electricians

it's pretty hard to learn the code and shit right he got so many idiots he might have a point but he might not because AI it takes jobs to do the AI

sure you have to have a at least a seventh grade education and Jews the analysis I Ironically based on chat, GPT-5, how funny is that? This analysis came from AI. Found the new tech could erase jobs from a wide range of fields, including TOTI. You don't know who she is.

Including white and blue collar rolls. AI automation and robotics could hit 40% of registered noises. 47% of truck drivers, 64% of accountant, those are my people, 65%. percent of teaching assistance and 89% of fast food workers, according to Sanders' ranking member of the Senate Committee on health, education, labor, and pensions. The agricultural revolution unfolded over thousands of years. The industrial revolution took more than a century, the report said. Artificial labor could reshape the economy in less than a decade. The Trump administration has argued that the U.S. should lead the world in AI development,

claiming it could pose a national security if the chinks get ahead of us. Meanwhile, Senate Democrats are calling for increased regulation on the sector, as well as worker protections like a 32-hour work week. I go to fucking Europe and a robot tax on companies switching to automation. Amazon and Walmart,

two of the largest publicly traded U.S. companies by revenue have already slashed tens of thousands of jobs as they have leaned into automation efforts. Sanders argues that AI simply being used as a tool to further concentrate wealth, nodding to CEOs who have invested billions into automation while announcing mass layoffs and cost-cutting measures

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