The Nick DiPaolo Show - Jill Biden Lying Again | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1902

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about Truck Driver vs. ANTIFA, Jill The Shill, Canada's Dr. Death, Colorectal Screening, Kendrick Perkins Confrontation and the Dems Dumb Protest! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow GET TOUR DATES & TICKETS - https://www.nickdip.com/tour NOVEMBER 5TH - The Punchline: ATLANTA, GA NOVEMBER 6TH - Rivers Casino: PHILADELPHIA, PA NOVEMBER 7TH - Soul Joel's: POTTSTOWN, PA MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

damn guineas really make me laugh welcome to the live lineup boys and a girls oh yeah you got to turn this on how long I've been doing the show you know the live lineup where you get free shows all day and if you want them ad free you sign up for Rumble

premium you know what I'm saying to you don't forget to follow my channel for something download the Rumble app today I'm going to be talking about all kinds of horse chat have a truck driver who got out of his truck and fucking scared the shit out of Antifa. Jill Biden is just a lion's sack of shit.

She proves it once again. We got a doctor up in Canada who's helping people. Hey, you want off the earth? Come on in. He diagnoses you in front of coffee shop. That was kind of fun. We'll talk about correctal. Correctal screening.

Shit in a box. Mail it to the doctor. I say. And we get the Democrats with their dumb fucking anti-ice pro. Was that what it was, anti-ice protest? Just the silliest. I mean, how much can they prove any more, how anti-American anti, at what point do you go, they're not the political opposition.

The fucking, they're in opposition to this country. It would pass that point. So I don't know what we're waiting for. because let me tell you something, if they ever get control again, they don't wait around. They'll start sending subpoenas out left or right, knocking on your door and arresting you. That's what socialist cock suckers do.

I was up early today for me. Let me tell you, folks, I've been to comics as I was 25, so I'd say average get-up time was around 11.30 a.m. Most of my life. And anytime now I have to be up before 9, I'm upset. Had to be at the Dented, whatever. What do you call it?

Periodontus at 8.15. Some guys just so, this guy looks like, I know I talked about him before. He looks like a doctor and a goddamn TV show. It's kind of a good-looking guy, like at a hip way.

And some guy, they just, I was thinking about it. He's a surgeon because he does implants. You know, they have to fucking bone graft and screw it into your jaw.

So he's a surgeon. So you got to know how to do that. He's got all this 3D equipment. He's asked him how to read these x-rays. I know you go to school for it. But that doesn't mean everybody's good at it. And you have to know how to run a business. My buddy, my buddy Anthony Seymour, who's about to retire in a few months.

I watched him work his way through New England optometry school. He was a bartender in Boston. We were roommates. And I watch this guy become an eye doctor and a very successful one. And, but it wasn't enough that he had to, you know, learn all the medical shit. He had to know how to run a business.

Lease property and equine. Sorry, man. Boy, am I lucky I stumbled into fucking dick jokes. Mama me. But this doctor today, I just laugh. I'm looking at him going, what the fuck? He just makes, and then he's pointing out to me.

you know I'm just nodding oh yeah that dark spot see that's that's supposed to be bone it's gone no whatever you say how about the fact that they could be scamming a salt you wouldn't even know so yeah you know I have a choice I can walk around this thing in my mouth the rest of my life or get what they call implants where they you know put a what do you call it a little pole right into your gum They surgically, they bone graft. They take bone from a cadaver and said to him, I'm going to have some ladies ass in my mouth. My breath's already horrendous.

And he goes, yeah, but I saw her. She had nice teeth. I go, it's a fucking cadaver. What are you talking? Yeah, so it's cadaver bone. And they cut back your gums and they put it up in there because if you don't have anything to sink it into. He has to do it for one of mine. of mine.

And then they seal that up and you can't for three months, you have to let it, the body recognizes it as bone after a while and just starts to grow into, isn't that crazy? And this shit works. Who's the first guy you do to it? And so, yeah, so if they do that, they put the post in and then I have to wait three months. And then he's got to do it in the back. He can do it at the same time, I'm guessing. he's got a do one in the back

and they call it a can of lever can't the lever you can look it up sounds like an Italian food I know I said that to him I go where do I get to downtown is that the pursuit wrapped around the milk Bella Napoli right I can't leave it alone I can't leave her alone

yeah so in other words you put that post in and then then you have to he doesn't do the next part, it's called an abutment that goes on the post, which allows you to put a crown on it. But I have to go to a dentist for the abutment part and the crown part. So, anyhow, so he's got to do that to two of my, so in other words, he'll put the post in, put on the, you know, somebody will put on the abutment and put on the crown.

But there'll be two teeth next to it, two crowns that are not screwed in. and just attached to the one that he screwed it. You know what I'm saying? That's what I can't deliver is if you look up, if you look up the definition, it's something that is supported at one end, it sort of creates a bridge, but there's nothing holding it at the other.

Only this time it would be two teeth. And he'll do that in the back too, I guess. I know, it really, I don't know how they, I can't even imagine working on somebody having, that's a lot of, even a primary care position. I'm like, I don't want some, That's a lot of responsibility. Somebody's health in your hands.

That's what, the guys that do brain surgery and spinal and open heart, they work on you like it's a car. They ever watch that shit? It's fascinating. They take the heart out. They put it on a machine that keeps it alive. Well, they're fucking, well, they're changing your oil. It is amazing to me that people can, as Dallas said,

Those are special people. They're wired differently. It really is something else. And I just get that vibe from this guy. He is so, and he's got, and he does. He's got all these degree, dean, he, you know, head of this class, Dean's List and all these. And you can tell the way he talks. He's just scary smart.

But anyway, so that's what I get to look forward to. I made that decision after yesterday, trying to talk on this thing, that I went out to eat last night with a couple. who are moving away from off our street. They lived like three, four houses down. This girl, the lady's name was Bobby. She was on a soap opera. She was kind of famous on a soap opera for a while. Her husband, like I said, was an actor in L.A.

And he did shit. Tarantino was in his actor class and stuff. So we knew these guys a little bit, but they're like us. They're our age. When we met, we, you know, we went out to dinner. But we were like, you know, they didn't want to be bothered.

we don't want to be. So, you know, every six months we'd call each other. Hey, let's go have dinner. So anyways, yeah, we went to dinner at, I want to say, you'll know, Dallas. You know the whole fucking, you seem to know the food area. Something in Cotton and Rye? Cotton and Rye. Have you been to that one?

It was, huh? Yeah, they got good stuff. Yeah, the food was very good. Yeah, cotton and rye. And, yeah, so they're moving like three hours from here. So that'll be that. Anyhow, that's enough of that shit. Hockey game last night.

Canadians, my friend, my friend Paul, he did the, he made the mortal sin of, you know me, I don't watch sports in real time. I'm doing other shit. I get my fucking phone. There's eight texts. He never texts me about hot, you know?

Paul, Paul, click on it. Canadians are horrible today. motherfucker, you dumb Polack. I hope you're watching tonight. So right away, that's all I need to know. So I start fast forwarded. Sure enough, they're down three nothing like by the end of the first period. Anyhow.

So you got Las Vegas, if you're a hockey fan. Las Vegas is in the finals again. For the third or fourth time and their 12 year history of some shit. They, I mean, did they win the cup there for? I think they won the cup their first year. No, they won the cup their second or third year. But they were in the finals.

They were in the finals, I think, their first year in large. Anyhow, so they're in the finals, and Carolina is one game away from being in the finals. You have to beat the Canadians one more time. So you get Carolina, Vegas, I don't think that's going to be a big TV ratings

banza. I mean, but they love their hockey, both those cities. It really is fun to watch, like, Carolina, where you always think football and baseball and even Vegas those fucking they love it out there

and there's all you know who was in the Vegas game Flav or Flav sitting there with his clock still got the what's funny is he hasn't aged he looks like did I tell you I met him me and him were chatting like we knew each other for years CNN show I was in the green room

was just me and we started chatting it was so fucking And he couldn't have been more normal. You look at him. Yeah, I prejudge. And I'm still going to pre-judge. I'm not getting stabbed in the ass. But me and him are just sitting in their chat and like fucking, you know,

like we've known each other. It was so fucking funny. All right, let's get to the horseshit. So I can get out of here and do something. I don't know. Got to get back to writing this. Dallas, and I sort of looked at your advice, you know, what I say, 87.

But I've already, there's too much in there. I can't do that. but I'm going to I sort of got it figured out I think I think all the shit happened to my the car acts the fight and all that shit was definitely um

no that yeah that the first date shit was I think in 78 when I made the team and shit and she had the picture I didn't go out with her after that I think the summer went by and the fall came again and it might have been a different picture

in the paper that I'm thinking of. Because the dates just don't matter. It's 78 is when I was a junior. And I knew I was dating her then. You know how I know? Because I drove to the movies, right? I have my license. You have to be 16.

So in 1978, I'm born in 62. Couldn't have been 77. I don't think. No. Yeah. So I think it was 70, the fall of 78, that all that shit went down. And I just got to go back and whatever.

But I, you know, I heard your voice all the way home on my head. Fuck it. Just fucking say it's 68. Who gives a show to you fucking. Anyways, I think you guys are going to like this if it ever comes out. I'm enjoying the process because you go back in time and I'm fucking, I'm in high school. And I'm picturing people I forgot about it. It's very weird to get in your own head.

And of course, I'm going to make it funny as hell. I can't wait to do the rewrite because that's when I'm funny. people send me their shit to make it funny you know I react to stuff that's already written and my eyes will have been off this shit for months before I go back to rewrite it so anyways let's get right towards T and a D right up top

truck driver Trashes Antifa Dramatic video shows a garbage truck driver going off on anti-ice protests It's every one of them paid by the way I don't give a fuck what enemy says outside Newark's Delaney Hall Immigration Center

after they blocked him from carrying out his work as Antifa Thugs battled agents on yet another night of chaos it's fake chaos they're getting paid nobody agrees with this shit except for the fucking idiots

who still vote Democrat and voted for Biden you morons this here's a brother you gotta love it a brother's up it looks like it's 5 a.m. out there, right? It looks early. This guy is doing his job, hard working motherfucker,

and this is why you got to like black people. The last thing they want is little white fucking rats. Guys kind of get through his day. So listen to his voice. He scares the shit out of these. And of course, because he's black, Antifa starts fighting amongst

themselves. He's not the enemy. If he was a white truck driver, believe me, they would have laid under the fucking tires. That's how they are. You can't push back against black people. They're on your side. They hate the establishment like you do, the white patriarchy. Check it out.

Go I get locked up. What am I doing? Am I bothering y'all? Am I bothered y'all? My bothering y'all? I'm going to jail, right? I don't want to go to jail. I don't want to go to jail.

Pause. He said if I hit you, I go to jail, right? And he's right. Go ahead. Go ahead. The boy. Come on, let me. Come on, man.

Fuck you. Love them. Watch. I understand that. And that's why we're here. But these people are working. I'm not afraid of anything. Pause.

You hear the dumb cunt with the face mask and the glasses. What are you afraid of? That, and that's a girl, a lot of girls involved who have never been. smacked in the face, I'm sorry to say, by their dad or anybody, if they had a dad. Seriously, that's why they don't know. They really don't know what it feels like. And that's where they get their balls until they're at a ball game with a few beers in

and they try to square off of the guy. And he knocks her over there. It's fucking had a, it seems like in a football or baseball game. All rooms are rough. You hear her, though, this girl's going, they're not the enemy, you know, their work, which is right. You know, it's work as unite when you're that far left, isn't it? Isn't that what fucking communism's all about?

Anyways, I love the infighting. This is not stopping. That's nice over there. You're out of face. These people are not like... Come onto other people's lands. You got to think about what you do and how you represent the people that are there.

Those are the working class traitors. Not done. These are not the working class traitors. They fucking are. You snotty little bastard. So ICE is the working class traders. And again, these people are paid. It's performative art.

But I think they believe it. A lot of them believe it because look at their age. Fresh out of fucking, you know, propaganda school. And they believe all this shit. But you can guarantee if that was a white fucking driver, they wouldn't have let them through. That's just how it is. the driver for Elizabeth-based regional industries

pleaded with protesters who were demonstrating against conditions in the New Jersey detention facility to let him go on his way. Come on, man, the driver shot him before getting back into his drive. Many of the demonstrators were wearing masks because they're, pussy's that they are,

and goggles to protect them from pepper spray used by ice. Yeah, and your point is, in the end, he appeared to prevail. He got into his truck and was able to drive away because he's a colored fella. It's the truth. And you got to love guys like that. I'm talking of all races.

Mexican, anybody who gets up, it's fucking still dark out. Maybe it's night. It doesn't matter. I don't know when this happened. I think it was morning. That's your impression I got. He seemed cranky. So they are.

They're working. That's what makes the country run, man. You see a lot of clips in Europe. In Germany, they don't put up with the shit for a second. This fucking eight kids sitting in the road, they get out of their cars and grab them. We showed it on the show by their fucking faggy ponytails. Chaotic scenes unfolded outside Delaney Hall with immigration agents

hitting unruly demonstrators with batons. Forget it. Scram. Get out of here. What? Thugs chillingly chanted, grab your guns and kill yourself. And every cop, every fed, shoot yourself in the head. Ooh, they can really, really. really right at the immigration agents who are undeterred.

It's hard to say with a mouthful of balls. Demonstrators used bright orange traffic cones to battle against immigration agents who were pushing them back to desperately trying to clear the road. One officer was seen swinging his baton trying to enforce the order. Protesters had built barricades using cement blocks as another means of defense.

Detainees inside waved out the windows while the commotion happened outside. Protests remain outside the facility Thursday morning, and three people have been arrested. They say they will remain camped outside the Senate until all detainees are released. We have another story later on. I should have probably put it after this one.

The word is that the people on the inside are on a hunger strike because the conditions are so bad. When the truth of it is, and you're going to get the guy that replaced Calcee Gabber. Was it the guy? No.

What's your name? Bondi. Bondi. It's Blanche. Yeah, Blanche. Mullins. No, Mullins is that, yeah. Is it Mullins?

Whoever. We don't know. We don't care. What's just the real news? Go watch NBC. It's Bill. Oh, yeah, Kevin. Kevin McCutie said it.

He made me do it. But the truth of it is, and again, we'll get to the story later, they want their ethnic meals. You know. Well, first of all, what is it all? Middle Eastern fucking people? You know, they want their fucking swamma

and their whatever. They want special meals like they're in business class and fucking Delta. It has nothing to do with the food being horrendous and shit. Oh, man. Anyways, folks. Let me take a break. Tori, November 5th, which seems like a long time away.

Dallas is shaking his head until he breaks his neck. And he's right. I'll blink my eyes. We'll be like, football season's half of. November 5th, punchline, Atlanta. November 6, Rivers Casino, Philadelphia. My buddy Billy Pavin's coming out, football player.

November 7th, sold Joel's Potsdown, PA. Go to Nick Dip.com to get you tickets now before they're sold out. And while you're there, go to the merch page and buy some type of thing. Good jock straps, French underwear, all kinds of leather boots and straps and fucking latex ball clamps. All designed by my mother, 88 years old. Hats, hoodies, and all that other horseshit. Also, if you want to send a personalized video to someone, I'll say what you're thinking so you don't have to.

Go to shoutout.us. And we can, you know, roast a friend of yours or just say, happy bar mitzvah the Jew up the street, whatever you want. It's nice. Jill the shill. Let me tell you something. I've come to a conclusion, and it didn't take me this long. I knew it a week after Biden was president.

His wife is a lousy fucking wife and just a horrible. This was all about her being first lady and being on the cover of Vogue. That's all this was for her. She should have died in the car accident, not the first wife. Go home, Richie. Yes, he walks away. Send him on. here so I can get my money.

Jill Biden has claimed in a new interview that she thought her husband Joe was having a stroke during his infamous 2024 debate with Donald Trump. I read that sentence and I stopped right there and go that's the biggest, fattest lie I've ever heard after she

staunchly defended her husband from the immediate political fallout. So what a fat fucking lie and she just shows you know Now it's years later and she's making more of an ass of herself. Um,

you wonder why I hunt her was fucking tripping half the time. Have these two fucking idiots around you. Um, let's listen to the lying hoe. Were you horrified as you saw it unfold? Pause. Wow, that's a tough question. No, I was belly laughing.

You know, that was written for, ask me this. so I can play the incredulous wife. Go ahead, snatch. I wasn't horrified. I was frightened. Because I had never, ever seen Joe like that

before or since. You hear what she just said? They're talking about the debate when Joe fucking lost all train of thought and stuttering. And she goes, I had never seen him like that before or after. Do you know how many people are laughing at you? dumb slit. Really? You never saw that. You're around the guy 24-7.

Matter of fact, Gutfeld's monologue responding that I got was about this. And boy, that I'd give him some good shit. Just easy. Half of it will make the air, I'm sure. The other half will get him kicked out of the city. Go ahead, Slice. Since, yes. You've never seen them like that. Never. No. What happened? I don't know what happened.

I mean, as I watched it, I thought, oh my God, he's having a stroke. And it scared me to death. Fucking liar! Then President Biden shocked the nation during the June 27th, 2024 debate, which I predicted when I was on Crowder. I said, this is going to end him.

And they all disagree with me. And then the next time I came back, they went, we got to end it, didn't it? I mean, probably because I'm paying him. way too much attention. Anyways, repeat. Remember, he froze on camera, fumbling for anges, appearing dazed and confused.

If you don't remember, here's a nice taste of the mental case. Eligible for what I've been able to do with the COVID, excuse me, with dealing with everything we have to be with. Trump's face. Look, if we're only going to shit. Medicare. Thank you, President Biden. We finally beat Medicare.

You know you're a fucking mumbling, stuttering little fuck. You know that? Jill played the support of spouse in the immediate aftermath of that, joining him at an Atlanta waffle house, of course, somebody ordering, and praising him for a job well done. She probably brought, yeah, that's what you want to do when you think your husband just had a stroke.

You want to get him a waffle with a fried chicken on it. You fucking titless one. I'd still a banger. All right. Joe, you did such, then he talked, she talked to him like a kid, remember?

She literally said this on camera. Joe, this is after the debate that he made an ass of himself. You did such a great job, she said, during an event with reeling support. You answered every question. You knew all the facts. Oh.

Any woman worth a ounce of whatever? What a devour. forced him right after I fucking debate. Unfortunately, when you wait this long to tell your own story, this is the person writing the article, in your own words, it's extremely hard to put the toothpaste back into the tube.

She owed it to herself to be candid and transparent in the moment or the days after, said Michael Larosa. Well, who's that a Trump guy? No. Who served as then First Lady's communications director during her first year in the East Wing. Well, you know

what, Michael, you're an asshole too. working with her and promoting the horseshit. Other Democrats who work with Biden said they were hardly surprised that Jill Biden's rosy public comments about her husband's capabilities, both before and after the debate, were apparently untruthful. They weren't surprised by that, since they long suspected that she operated with outsized influence in the White House as the then-President's faculties waned.

Yeah, she was running the country. and all of you went along with the big ruse and we the taxpayers and the people who didn't vote for shithead take the brunt of it that's that and that's bigger than Watergate that fucking dwarfs Watergate

that the media and everybody around Biden in that administration knew and how many times did they call for the 20 was it a 25th Amendment when somebody's not fit for for the office. Remember what Trump? Every other day when he first got elected

first term, every other day they were yelling 25th. Nobody brought it up with a schmuck. I understand the Republicans not bringing that because why would you? Let the fucking throw them to the wolves. One ex-aid quipped that another more accurate title for the memoir could be view from

the east wing blindfold on. The name of the book is view from the east wing. Even that stinks. You're not good at anything. Come up with a better title of How about money-grubbing whore looks out the window? I don't know what that means. Dirty twat in the West Wing.

You know, something like catchy. Let's go on to Canada as Dr. Death. We had a guy that, Dr. Gavakian, I had some great bits on him. I can't remember him. Dr. Death, Canada is a Canadian doctor euthanized a 45-year-old patient suffering from inflammatory bowel disease and depression after a, this is the part that made me laugh, after a quick assessment, where in his office or hospital?

No, outside of Tim Horton's. What? What does that mean? Why are you outside of Tim Horton? I know it's Canada and they're everywhere, but I'm not feeling good. I don't go to Dunkin' Donuts asking somebody to check my hemorrhoids after I get a nice steaming. Dr. James McLean from London, Ontario.

was investigated following allegations he improperly administered Canada's controversial medical assistance in dying to Thomas Dillon. Dylan, who suffered from Crohn's disease, which, oh, I can't blame him. You get the idea. Was assessed by McLean, outside of Tim Hortons in June 23, and found eligible for euthanasia under Track 2, designed for, I thought they threw in front of a train. Designed for patients not expect. That's pretty good. We beat Medicare. Not expected to die imminently, but who have incurable condition.

That's what track two means. You're not expected to die in the end, but, you know, but incurable condition. By the way, Crohn's, that sounds the worst. I feel like I have a touch of it. McLean exchange. dozens of text messages with Dylan about plans to be medically euthanized and even personally drove him to a morgue facility to carry out the procedure. Now, if you're going to do this,

this is the guy you want. He should be doing those commercials late at night. Everything's got to go, including you. You know, crazy Eddie. There in June 20, 24, the doctor injected Dylan with a lethal cocktail of drugs inside a holding facility room at an industrial unit where human cadavers were prepared for funerals. Pretty good. What about death, Charlie? What about it?

I told you I'm already dead. It just sounds good, doesn't it? It's fucking so good. In a separate case, McLean allegedly failed to administer. Oh, he's not really good at it, but apparently he's licensed. A separate case, McLean allegedly failed to administer. minister, one of the three drugs used in assisted deaths in Canada on a patient, according to authorities. That looks like the very building I went to this morning.

The dent, I swear to go. The unidentified patient resumed breathing after they were pronounced dead. This is the guy, not the guy he just did. This was a while ago. And McLean had already left the home. So he drugged the guy. You only need three drugs. He brings two of them.

And he goes, I was busy. I had things of the kids at school and had already left the home. After he allegedly wasn't given a drug that paralyzes the body muscles, including those involved in the, so he forgot the most important one. It paralyzes you so you can't breathe. I don't know if I, first of all, I'm all for this shit. If somebody's in misery and wants to, I am all for it. To me, that is the ultimate freedom.

I don't want the government telling me if I get bone cancer and your life is a nightmare around the clock, I don't want somebody telling me that I can't do this, okay? And you're like, well, this was Crohn. Yeah, well, also depression. You know what Crohn's is? You shit in 24 hours a day.

I had diarrhea so about a couple weeks ago I thought about calling this guy, but he's in Canada. Can I help him put me to say? What? What? His case is raising fresh concerns about maids. That's, you know, Canada is whatever I told you early. Not people knocking on you do a housekeeping.

Accountability and oversight. He was placed under mandatory clinical supervision. This is the doctor. For a minimum of six months during which time an assigned supervisor will have oversight over his medical practices, according to the decision on March 26th. I like I said I I understand why there's a need for this and uh do you remember you guys well you got to get my age Terry Schiavo remember Terry Schiavo in the 90s early 2000s her husband didn't want her to die I believe right she was on she was on life support for

fucking my like seven months or a year remember forever and so he was was in battle. He was batting the government. The husband. I think the husband, or did he want the plug pulled? And they wouldn't let him. That was probably it. Maybe she was a twat and he wanted to go. I can't remember. Sorry I brought it up. I had, but I did have a joke about it when I was doing the Pam Anderson Rose. I go, she's a great actress. She has the emotional range of Terry Schiavo. This is right when it was in the paper. Oh, God. I was funny. Anyways, let's go on to steam pipe alley. I have no idea why I wrote that title. The American Cancer Society, the ACS, has updated its guidelines for colorectal cancer screening. Well, thank God, enough of my neighbor doing it

with a flashlight. The organization released the update in its flagship journal on Wednesday, noting that the new recommendations reaffirmed that adults at average risk should be screened for colorectal cancer at age 45 and continue through 75, unless you're a fag, you can do it every week up until you're 100. For those with a life expectancy greater than 10 years. In addition to the standard colonoscopy, the ACS also recommends that patients receive a blood-based screening test in a doctor's office. My question is this, can you do either or?

I don't need the finger up the ass if you can look at a blood test. You know what I mean? Yeah, they don't want to, trust me. That's the one, they don't mind missing the money on that. I was complaining for my doctor in Westchester in New York. I'm like, Jesus, you're going to do this? He goes, you think it's the highlight of my day? I said, don't get mouthy.

I'm the fucking patient. I'm always right. Then I farted right in his face. And my doctor, I knew he wasn't a good doctor. I don't know where he went to med it. Because after he pulled the glove out, he went over to the wall and he put a, you know, Drara, what are those tally marked? I didn't like that.

Excuse me. Blood-based screening test in a doctor's office, which is designed to detect, oh my God, this fucking thing is horrible. It feels like it fits, which is designed to detect tumor DNA in the blood. That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name?

That's strictly for fags. Guys, please watch. midnight cowboy. Please, John Voight and Dustin Hoffman. They're like in their late 20s. It is in my top three. It's not going to, I can't.

It's as good as Kuckoo's Ness. It's that good a movie. And it got an X rating, one of the only Oscar things. It wasn't, eh, anyways. The ACS also suggests, I'm like Pelosi. Also suggested

an at-home screening option that looks for hidden blood and molecular markers and school sample. I do that all the time. I'm always checking. Sometimes I break it with a butter knife and put it on the table for the wife. Oh, did you hear Dallas with this delicious? People at high risk of colorectal cancer

may need to begin screening before age 45 or be screen more often because the doctor asked me. Remember I had a colonoscopy not too long ago? and he said, when did you last one? I said, I had one a month ago. He goes, you only have to do it once every five. I go, I know, I like how it feels. Be screened more often, whatever.

Those over 85 years old should put a gun in their mouth and go behind a shed and do their family your favorite, it says. Or call the guy in Canada, you'll take you out in front of an eye hop. He should no longer be screened. No kidding. If you're 85 and you're, you're press. for cancer that's your only reason you'd have a colonoscopy hoping put a lump in there I've had enough dr. William DeHut chiefs the hut sounds like black

guys we'll meet you back at the hut chief scientific officer at the ACS commented that no matter which test you choose what's most important is that you come what the fuck no is to get screened and that includes under served rural and minority populations. How about this, doctor? Kiss my ass. Got to throw that in there, huh? Pin-headed liberal fucking faggotry.

Let me tell you that people living out in the country probably get it last. They're eating yams and fucking apples and their daughters. You know, it gets crazy. Look at this guy. It's like the lost smothers brother. Oh, I just want to punch your face, Doc.

What do you get purple frames on you, goo gobbler? These guideline changes follow a surge in colorectal cancer diagnosis in younger individuals. Recent, and I've been reading about this like every day, recent ACS research revealed a 50% relative increase in diagnoses in adult age 45 to 49 from 21, 20, 22, in a year. That's weird. but ask RFK Jr. We are the sickest country on the planet.

We are the sickest, yeah, all that processed horseshit. And you think big corporation, give a fuck. Hey, this will keep a burger for fucking 12 years fresh. Put it in there. But it'll kill them. Well, put it in there. We have to meet the quarterly profits. That's what it is.

And somebody's calling me back. God damn it, it's my doctor. Shit. Can't take that. Got to talk to him, too. This will be an uncomfortable. It's my dentist. Anyways, let's move on to a black guy with a black beard.

And a black attitude. That's a good point. How did I fucking forget that? Kendrick Perkins, in wild altercation, which it wasn't, at AAU game. It looks wild. Let me tell you something. Here's where I'm going to lean with black dudes. and I've heard him say it, and I've heard, you know, when they get angry, people notice more than, because I feel that way about me.

Like when a white waspy guy gets angry, I don't know, but when they see an Italian or a Mexican, and especially a black guy, because I've heard, like, black mom say to the kid, don't get angry, Tyrone. You know, that's what they're waiting for, and it's kind of true. but this guy's 610 about 270 and he's a scary look at my I see him on ESPN but I'm flipping through I don't watch ESPN unless you know um and I go who is this scary motherfucker he's got a in this he looks like he's lost weight but his head fills the screen and he's got this beard that looked like it was sprayed on it's fucking anyways and I never knew his name ESPN analyst Kendrick Perkins doesn't hold back on TV but he needs to be a bit of it was sprayed on. But he needs to be it. needed someone to do so for him at a youth basketball tournament. Yeah, that's the guy you want to get mad. There is the doctor leaving a message. During one of his son's games over the weekend on the AAU basketball circuit in Norman, Oklahoma, things got intense and chippy.

Both teams, YPG Perkins, and Swayway Players, P-L-A-Y-A-Z. God bless the brothers. We're fouling each other. Really? Two black teams are fouling the shit out of me. Get out of here. But one supposedly non-basketball foul. That involved a knife.

No. Non-basketball foul sent the ex-MBA champ turned youth coach over the edge. I like guys like this. He's helping, seriously, he's coaching little kids. And he had to be held back while shouting at the opposing teams coaching. staff. I don't know if the opposing team was black or not. You can't really tell from the clip, can you? Well, Nick, why do you care? Because it makes it very interesting. You know that. Stop. Let's take a look at the video and I wouldn't want this guy mad at me. It's not smoke so, but

it's, they, you know, they made it sound like it was a real brawl, but it just looks at it. I hear somebody lap. Yeah, I don't see too many white people. That's who you aren't pissed. Good on that first guy. He was a little dude, able to push him back. Yeah, yeah. Probably one of his staff or whatever. It's not, trust me, it ain't somebody from the other side.

Look at his fucking beard. It looks like a million bees or something land on his face. Is that the thick? That is crazy. And he looks actually, he doesn't look as scary in that picture, but his head fills the TV screen. Unless I'm confusing with a guy from the NFL, they all look alike.

There's no doubt. I used to argue with Keith Robinson. I go, you all fucking look alike. What do you talk about, the public? I go, okay. See white people, look at that one over there. She's got red hair. See the girl next to her?

Blonde. Look at, she's got thick lips. She has no lips. You all have fucking curly pub hair, full lips. And I'm not saying this. in a bad way. I'm making a great point. I remember when I live with Louis C. I go, that guy watching TV, he looks just like Magic Johnson. He goes, you're so fucking racist. I go,

I go, let me explain why I'm not racist. In order to realize that he looks like a specific other black guy means I don't think all black guys look alike. And Louis's brilliant, but when it comes to that shit, you know, he grew up in Newton. He can't help it. He can't help with that he's a fucking zillionaire and has had the best fucking career ever. He's something else that kid. Let me tell you, that fella. Damn right.

This is Perkins when they said, yeah, you lost your shit. He goes, damn right, and it probably won't be the last time. Perkins responded to the video of the incident on X. I'm going to protect every single kid in my organization like they're my own. Now, whoever wrote this article, could you tell us what said it awfully?

little bit. And Nick, can you tell us why you chose this story? Yeah, it seemed like a good idea at the time. It seemed like a good idea. There wasn't much else going on in the paper. Anyways, it took three people to hold back to six foot 10, 270 pound per. He, let me, his fucking beard weighs 270. Norman police were on site and helped calm down the situation. They hit him with an elephant tranquilizer, bounced right off him. Uh, but found no reason to criminally charge anyone involved, which is a refreshing thing if you have a basketball fight with a lot of brothers. And this is not the first time Perkins has gotten heated.

And why wouldn't you? If you look like this, I'd get heated if my French fries were called it. Well, they'd do that shit. Has gotten heated at an AAU game. In 2023, Perkins was injected from a game after arguing with officials. The guy's competitive. He likes to win. I don't know why I'm defending him so much, but I just, I don't know.

I do know why, because it's the worst thing you can do is to lose your temper in this world that we live in. Everybody's trying to live their best life. Why don't you fucking live your worst? Well, because he's clean cut and clean spoken. That's right, this guy showers, he brushes his teeth. He's not like the other fellas. According to Perkins, he just wanted an explanation for why one of his players was thrown out. Oh, here's the explanation.

Thank you. But the official ignored him. Probably a cracker up in that motherfucker. That is when he got a bit more confrontational and received a double technical and an ejection. Oh, that was from the last time he got in trouble. They threw him out. The 41-year-old Texan had a long NBA career

playing for the Celtics. Okay. Thunder, cavaliers, and pelicans. I know. His biggest role was with the Thunder as an important defensive piece next to Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant. That just seems like those guys seem like they're in the news yesterday. That's already looking back years. Oh my God, Dallas. What in God's name?

He played a total of 14 seasons before retiring after the 2018 season. He made a nice life for himself. Now I think I see him on ESPN all the time. Let's move on to. this is the story that I told you was sort of related to the earlier story where the black truck driver was yelling at Antifa

outside the Delaney Hall and detention center and they were saying it was because the food was so bad which it wasn't they wanted their religious ethnic food can you imagine making demands like that so I said this is the headline today's lunch special is your mother's cunt cassero

the side of the fuck up Muhammad delicious Dallas has had it. Fits his religious beliefs. Several New Jersey Democrats, including Governor Mikey Sherrill and Senators Corey Booker and Andy Kim spent Memorial Day

where you're supposed to be honoring the dead who defended this country so you can do shit like this. You freaking spent Memorial Day joining left-wing protesters outside Delaney Hall, demanding the facility be shut down over

a reported hunger strike by illegal alien detainees. Immigrants at Delaney Hall are on a hunger strike because they are fighting for the human rights. Well, who said that? Well, who do you think? Corey Booker, Mr. Spartacus, to me, a closeted fruit cup. Booker wrote that on X. Enough is enough. Not in New Jersey.

Not anywhere, he said. he's a fag my opinion I don't know but I think so oh boy guys like him AOC boy they ran into some real

Democrat party you're not going to be right until you get rid of these fools anyways here's a video they say that they're that it's because they're on a hunger strike when there was only a handful of individuals

that was refusing to eat because they want their ethnic group or their ethnic right food, well, they go back to their country and get whatever food they want. Hey, that's not nice. Do you hear what he said? They want their ethnic food, go back to the country. That's Wayne Mullen.

What the fuck's his name? I should know. Anyways, head of producer, what is he? Yeah, sorry to make you do your job. Head of DHS, Department of Homeland Security. Bondi was Attorney General. no? I don't even know what Bondi was now.

We both don't know. What's his last name? Mullins. Yeah, he's the United States Secretary of Homeland Security. Ah. That wasn't what, was Bondi that, too? No. She was Attorney General, isn't she?

Well, who had this job before him? Oh, a guy, another guy, who stepped down, I think. Right after the shit went down in Minneapolis. I believe. The fact is we're giving them the calories they want. This isn't a holiday in. This is what the guy said.

You're entitled to shit. We're given them the sanitation, but for the Democrats and the governor and Senator Kim and Senator Booker to go out and do something like this of all these days on Memorial Day. It's frustrating. So we're both just out of it, I guess,

because he replaced Christy No. Oh, God. I know there was a broad in there somewhere. Oh, my God. Do we forget about her in a hurry? Yeah. Oh, my God. Wow.

If you didn't say that, I would have fucking completely forgotten. I got a poster of her in my bedroom. Everyone's yelling at us. I know. Everybody at home is going, you fucking old men. Well, Democrats were protesting outside Delaney Hall over the long Memorial Day weekend. ICE agents arrested, convicted killers, sex offenders, and kidnappers.

I wouldn't let this guy into my country just based on that face. Well, you're prejudging. Exactly. Check the next one out. Oh, among those illegal aliens arrested by ICE agents is Mosiah Wright of Jamaica, who was previously convicted of murder in relation to a drug trafficking crime in Bloomington, Minnesota, as well as Joaquin Perez Baharas

of Mexico. Would you let him? Yeah, this is who your daughter's taken to the prom. Convicted of attempted capital murder and manslaughter in Haldagal County, Texas. They look like they're right out of a movie.

Likewise, ICE agents arrested Candido Arroyo-Bautista. Look at of Mexico, who was previously convicted of lewd acts with a child in Oakland, California. Yeah, but it's all, exactly.

And Vidal George Jimenez of Honduras. They looked like they were casting a movie. He was convicted on two counts of attempted rape and attempted sodomy in Portland, Oregon. Now, why don't you guys bring, I want to see when you have,

you guys always have these hearings. I want to see Cory Booker, all the other douchebags sitting right there, and I want somebody pulling these up, not just these guys, all of them, and explaining what they did, and then look at them and go, I want you to tell America,

look into that camera, and tell America why you're fighting for these people. Go ahead. You got 10 seconds. Corey's, you know what I mean? You never see it called out right in, you know? They get into arguments in some of those hearings, I want to see the picture, and I want somebody to go, now explain that to America.

Yeah, because you have to be that specific. That's right. Absolutely. Because the people at home who still vote Democrat, apparently you can just say anything and they're going to fall for it. You do. You're right. It has to be a visual and you have to be super specific. I should be running the country.

I can't. Like a tap. Sox are on tonight. Don't tell me. You know what? I don't even know what happened last night. I'm going to watch the highlight. lights. Don't give it away

in your face. I got a feeling I know but I forgot there we even on. You can't get them like I said because of whatever package I have this contractual whore shit. Go ahead. Tell me. You guys shut us out. Did you show up?

No. No, I mean did the bus actually make it to the park? The only way we're going to shut out. But you did. What was the score? Eight nothing. Who pitched, I wonder. I don't know. That's what I'm saying about them. I know they're having a horrendous year and shit,

but I'm telling you, when they get their shit together, the talent is, the pitching and the defense, they turn that around. I mean, they have been the worst defensively for three years now, most errors, and they are so airtight. And that's a lot to do with it, if you look at teams who make it all the way. Anyways, I'll go home and watch that like porn.

No, shit. So, no baseball today. I mean, they'll be playing, but I can't get the socks. No hockey. You know what that means? Bread. Italian bread. Oh, fuck.

Don't even say that. I wasn't even think of that, you bastard. I told you, I got on the scale, and I was up like, when I came home from the hospital, I was 184.5, which is what I played at in high school. and then I oh the juice I haven't been doing it every week because I'm afraid it's going to block my ass I don't want any of those incidents so I've been waiting like every I'm going to do it once every three weeks but I can tell my hunger is back and yeah so I got on the scale I was like one ninety three and a half I go motherfucker of course when I came home from the hospital I

I was dehydrated. I knew that weight wasn't going to stay, but I don't want to be over 190, you know. But anyways, that's it, folks. I watch my weight like a bitch. For who? You think the wife gives a shit? She loves me.

She told me, no matter how fat and bald I get. And I told her the same thing. That's it. Cameo.com. If you want me to roast a friend or a relative, go to cameo.com. Oh, whatever you want. to do. I'll say hello to your ex-girlfriend and tell her to go shit in her bra.

That's it. You guys think it. I'll say it. You're very welcome. Have a great weekend and we'll see you back here on Monday. Take care, everybody. Hi. Good night, everybody.