The Nick DiPaolo Show - Jill Racist Like Joe | Nick Di Paolo Show #1238

Episode Date: July 12, 2022

Biden gets heckled. Snoop releases new "line". Taco Tuesday for Jill. Over the counter birth control. 5 year old black get violent against cops. Parents get kids to fight.

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Real quick, headlines. I like to look at them right before we go on the air. Terrified Little Leaguers hit the deck as shots ring out during championship game. All-star game. Little Leaguers, 8-year-olds and nine-year-olds in South Carolina somewhere. Shots fired out. Somebody shoots the windows out of a minivan in the parking lot. The kids have to literally take cover on the ground. Again, I have no way of proving this, but a few people don't think something's up with all of a sudden all these mass shootings in a

clump. I'm sorry. I know you can't, I can't prove whatever clump. I'm sorry. I know you can't, I can't, whatever the fuck. I'm sorry. There's something going on. I'm guessing in this meeting, they said, look, we can't shoot any more kids. We're already wiped out. Let's just, you know, make the parents scared and the kids.

We can't, you know, we got to wait a couple months in between actually killing kids before we do another one. What the fuck? And here's one other quick one. Ohio Attorney General, unaware of reported rape victim, 10 years old, who had abortion and story touted by Biden. When Biden was speaking in Ohio, he brought up some supposed story about a 10-year-old girl being raped and, you know, forced to bring it to term or whatever the fuck, how she's not going to be able to have an abortion because of that. Anyways, the AG doesn't even hear, has never heard about the story. Again, I don't know that Joe's lying, but boy, it sure sounds like it. What a piece of garbage, corrupt. but boy, it sure sounds like it.

What a piece of garbage, corrupt. I know you people, well, you might, you agree with me, so I'm just saying. Look at this, I had a powder of the giant shines on my forehead, and they're still coming through the 80 inches of dust I put on there. What in God's name is going on? Those are just some of the headlines. And San Francisco has a new IC. They have a new DA.

They get rid of Boudin, that radical. Some good-looking black woman. She had an IC meeting with the remaining staff who were all wokesters. She said, don't be surprised if there's some reshuffling. They hate her already because she's got to do the job, hopefully. Let's get on with it, shall we? Let me take a sip of my Sanka. All right, opening story today. Biden was heckled. Not nearly hard enough, in my opinion. President Joe Biden was interrupted by one of the guests at his gun control speech on Monday,

who was apparently upset with his failure to do more on the issue. The protestor wearing a t-shirt that read, Biden takes it right in the eye socket. No, he has a t-shirt that read, we demand change. Boy, I guess he doesn't know how the government works. Interrupted Biden as he spoke. Pause. That's just morning chest. I haven't had a cigarette. Okay, go. And three, two, one. As he spoke on the south lawn of the White House,

as Biden spoke about the naysayers who continue to express frustration with the inability to address gun control in the United States, the protester began shouting, we have to do more than that. The protester was heard shouting, which is, you know, the guy lost a kid, you know. So here's how Biden's initial reaction is to it, because, again, he thinks he's all world. Go ahead. Despite the naysayers, we can make meaningful progress. Pause right there.

We can make meaningful. How many times has he said that about every problem in this country? We can. We can. Well, we're doing what we can. They don't do anything. He is such a foolish shit. All politicians are foolish shit.

This guy takes the cake. How many, every issue, immigration, we can make meaningful. Well, when the fuck are you going to? Oh my God, that refrain. Go ahead. Gun violence. Because make no mistake,

sit down, you'll hear what I have to say. If you think... You... Let him talk. Let him talk. Pause. Right here in Joe's earpiece, somebody says, that's a victim's dad. I'm telling you, that's why he changed his tone. Let him talk. Let him talk. Because, you know, he already reprimanded him to sit down, because that's what he is. But go ahead. Okay. Because make no mistake about it,

this legislation is real progress, but more has to be done. is real progress, but more has to be done. Yeah, so the protest was quickly escorted out of the event after his outburst. Bye-bye. Oh, I guess it's all right to protest in front of a Supreme Court Justice House at three in the morning, threaten to kill him and shit,

but don't you dare. This is the beauty of this country, folks, and it's what the left hates about it. You could tell the president, go fuck his sister. That's the beauty of it. It's what separates us from China, Russia, and the rest of the planet. The protester was identified as Manuel Oliver, and how dare he talk to the president.

Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you? Exactly. Whose son was killed in the Parkland High School shooting in 2018. Then Joe left the stage in a hurry like he always does. Oh, Joe. Ow, ow, ow, ow, stop.

Oh, boy. But do you see the initial instinct is to sit down. Such an arrogant pompous. Get off my front lawn. At least Trump would give you a zinger. Trump would, you know, some guy would be giving Trump the finger. Remember, it would be a bunch of guys. And as they're escorting him out, Trump goes, one of my favorite moments,

he goes, oh, he's got to go to the gym. The guy was kind of, nice parting shot. Anyways, Joe's making a lot of news right now because everybody hates his guts. I mean, even CNN can't, they can't find anything positive to say. It's obvious. And when the New York Times jumps in, that's a thumbs up, I mean, even CNN can't, they can't find anything positive to say. It's obvious. And when the New York Times jumps in, that's a thumbs up, I think, that he's, they're talking. I don't think, I wouldn't be surprised if he was replaced at the midterms. I don't know with who.

Oh, Jesus. You know what? Scratch that. But everybody knows he's just too old and fucking senile. You know who even knows that? My boy Snoop. Again, I'm not a hip-hop fan. Well, I don't hate it, but, you know, Rick Ross.

Let's give you an idea. There he is. But who's cooler than this former thug and gang member in L.A.? He's a funny motherfucker. I don't care what anybody says. You know, I played in a football game with him, me and Artie Lang, before the Super Bowl, the Patriots Giants in Indianapolis. We played in something

called the Beach Bowl, and you know, with celebrities and NFL players and shit. This son of a bitch was like the MVP of the game. Skinny little legs, he would go over the middle and jump, naturally, vertically. He made like five catches in traffic. I mean, that were great catches.

Anyways, yes, I know he's a punk and a thug and all that, but you know what? He has a youth football league in L.A. for kids that are, I'm sorry. And I like, I'm not like a big hip, I like his music. At least it's a little bit melodic. He'd be cool anyways snoop dog releases sleepy biden og marijuana i love it yeah i don't know what you're smiling at watermelon I don't know what you're smiling at, watermelon.

I'm sorry, but he actually looks good in those. I swear to God, he doesn't really look that fucked up. Oh, my God. So, yes, Snoop is using Biden as a, you know, goddamn right, motherfucker. Anyhow, it's actually a video. I think he put a video with it, too. Let's check this out. We don't talk about Sleepy Joe. No, no.

We don't talk about Joe. No. I am your voice. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. Gotta love Snoop.

Here's Snoop talking about the time that he hit it, as he would say, at the White House. This guy, this is why I like him. He's very entertaining. Tell the story, Snoop. So we at the White House, you understand me, for this celebration and whatnot for Herbie Hancock. Herbie! So we had a little dinner. And I'm like, where the bathroom at?

They're like, it's over there. So I'm like, all right, cool. So I slide over in the bathroom. I look around, check the surroundings, make sure there ain't no CIA around. Light up some tissue. Just to see if anything gonna happen. Tissue works. Boom. Next thing I do is pull that thing out of my sock. I thought he was talking about his dick. I heard somebody coming.

I heard somebody coming. Put him out real quick. And got him back to the party. Yeah, he slid into the bathroom. Doesn't walk in. I didn't go to the bathroom. I slid into the bathroom. And I just learned something. The next time I want to smoke a cigarette on a plane, which I don't do anymore, but you got to light tissue to test the, that's

brilliant. You got to rest it before you eat your cigarette. But you think they would have done anything if they caught him smoking a joint? Are you fucking kidding me? Then fucking Joe would go, let me have a hit of that. Get Hunter on the phone. I'm going to do a FaceTime. Check this out, Hunter, as he's going down on a Russian hooker with fucking one leg. What? Well, that came from the Sopranos.

Hey, guys, I'm working on some late summer tour dates right now, and I'll keep you posted on those. As you know, I need money, too. Putting in a bathroom that I thought would take about, oh, I don't know, a couple months, and it's taken a couple of years. Fucking wife's ordering marble from Italy, for Christ's sake, so I can take a dump on a golden turlet. What?

In the meantime, I have a few shows on sale now that I want you to know about, and hopefully you can make one of them. Friday, September 9th, Saul Joel's Comedy Club. That's a big outdoor venue with a white tent with about 500 people. I had the best goddamn time.

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fucking Q&A. If you can get a serious answer out of me, I'll blow you. That goes for trannies and everything. You can get tickets to all these shows at nickdip.com. We move on today with the news. Taco Tuesday. That sounds kind of dirty, Dallas. Where did you come up with that one? First Lady Jill Biden, oh, that explains it, on Monday said the Hispanic community

was unique as the breakfast tacos during a speech in San Antonio. What a dumb hoe. That would have been less offensive. Hello? Hello? Biden was speaking. That's Jill, Dr. Jill,

speaking at the 2022 Unidos U.S. Annual Conference titled Siempre Adelante, Our Quest for Equity. Well, that fucking sucks. How about that? No such thing. Equity means that you want a guaranteed outcome, not opportunity. So suck it, fuck it, and shuck it.

Shuck it, dunk it. Our Quest for Equity. When she made the remark, at the time she was commenting on Unidos, U.S. President Raul Zegueres, commenting on his work, I guess. What the fuck is this guy, the Spanish Rush Limbaugh? Let's listen to Jill prove that she's an ignoramus like her husband. Listen to Jill prove that she's an ignoramus like her husband. As beautiful as the blossoms of Miami and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio.

Half the crowd wasn't digging that. She's at the Sons of Italy. As greasy as the sausage you people eat. Cut to the Polish club. You're as stupid as the kielbasa you slap your wife with. Puerto Rican. You're as unique as a grandmother in a belly shirt. Eight months pregnant with her son's kid.

Well, thank you, Jill. Where'd you get your doctorate? DeVry? You titless wonder? The event is the largest gathering of Hispanic advocates since the rioting went on in L.A. No. Hispanic advocates Ken's reported. Ken's what?

Salad dressing? Who the fuck's Ken? Each year, the Unidos. Oh, you stop. Annual conference is the premier event devoted to the diverse Hispanic. How is diverse? I guess it's diverse in that it's not just Mexican. It's every other diverse Hispanic community that is moving our country forward. The conference notes on its website.

And there's some truth to that. The hardworking religious people, the good ones, and there's bad in everybody. We know that. You don't want to wander into the wrong parts of L.A. still. But Biden's comments come at a time when the president is seeking to reach out to Hispanic voters who have voiced displeasure with his job performance. That's right. They're bolting. They're especially female at bolting for the Republican Party. Do you know that, Joe?

Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu ladies of Spain. We've received orders to town back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again. In Texas, Republican... That was pretty good. We might want to use that. In Texas, Republican Mayra Flores won special election for the 34th Congressional District in June. That was a seat that Democrats had held for more than a century.

That's 100 years, folks. The district, which stretches from San Antonio down to the Rio Grande Valley on the Texas-Mexico border, is mostly Hispanic. Not only is she smart and a good politician, she reminds me of a breakfast taco. No, no, no, no. I'm talking, what do you call it, chorizo. Florida Senator Marco Rubio apparently took notice of the first lady's comments saying, what a dumb slut, I ought to punch her in the neck. He responded by, sounds much nicer in Spanish, responded by changing his Twitter profile picture, this is true, to an image of a taco, simply writing, hashtag new profile pic. Isn't he a funny, funny cat, huh? Isn't he delicious?

Delicious. Thank you. That looks like a yeast infection. Oh, God, Nick, grow up. No, I will not. Don't have to. I work down without a tie. Farewell, adieu to you Spanish ladies. Farewell, adieu to you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders to sail back to Compton. Future thug is the headline. Future thug. Read all about it. Future thug. Shocking video footage has emerged of a young child repeatedly hitting a Minnesota cop who was there to arrest a murder suspect, again, protecting black people from black people,

calling the officer a, this is a little kid, I think he's five, calling him a bitch, telling his colleague to shut the fuck up. The clip was released by Alpha News. It was filmed last week in St. Paul, Minnesota. The reason I'm showing it, because I have this little theory, ladies and gentlemen, it's not the cops that need reforming. There's certain segments of the population, and I'm not trying to generalize, that need reforming as far as parenting skills, as far as bringing down the illegitimacy rate, all things that would cure a lot of social ills in this country. Now my friend Billy says, no, that's not fair. It's ignorant that I say that. And I disagree, respectfully. Shut up, bitch!

Shut up, bitch! Why are you looking at a little kid? Bitch! Shut up, bitch! Shut the fuck up! What's his name? What's his name? What's his name?

What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? Watch out watch this kid throw a punch Huh You know why he was mad right Huh. Hmm. You know why he was mad, right? You hear he said ugly ass? So did this kid. He said, are you fucking ugly ass shoes? Okay, so I don't, and I posted this. I asked Tommy you're fucking ugly ass shoes. Okay, so, and I posted this. I asked Tommy to

post it. I don't know if he put it up there. Maybe looking out for me. But I put this on Twitter saying, and the cops need reforming? Oh, another example of little black kids scared of the cops, I guess. Right? And the cops need reforming. Not a certain culture. And I'm not saying, it doesn't

make me a racist. Because there's black people that would tell you the same thing. Okay? Start having two parents in the house. And it's the government, by the way. You're not totally to blame. The government, the Democrats, when you say, and I've said this before, you call white people blue-eyed devils, you're half right. You're talking about the Joe Bidens and the Democrat Party,

who have kept you on their plantation with government checks to replace dads, and this is what you got. They've been playing you for years. Come on over. As Trump, what do you got to lose? What do you got to lose? This kid's what, five? You think he was born like that? No, he was born an empty vessel. The same way Joe Biden was an empty vessel for the Democrats who filled him with Marxist horseshit. This parent's or parent filled him with fucking hate. He's five.

Oh, Nick, you know, shut up. We've listened to you lefties long enough. You have butchered the race issue from head to toe for the last 70 years. You have no credibility. Shut the fuck up and listen to people on the right, because black people are starting to. They're starting to defect to the Republican Party. What does that tell you? One bystander, it's just, there's a young black kid older than this kid. He can be heard encouraging the children and calling that one of the offices was an Oreo head. A slur suggesting a black person is acting white, God forbid. What we've got here is failure to communicate. Don't you just see the cycle?

Can't we break it somehow? Honestly. And again, that starts with leaving the damn party. I'm just saying. Where's fucking Bill Gates and all these billionaires? Why doesn't he go into a neighborhood like that and throw a couple billion? Literally, he could redo neighborhoods and not even miss the money. Because he's focused on vaccines right now.

He always has been. He's focused on vaccines so he can get the population down. Fucking nefarious, creepy. Anyways. Oh, you're nuts, Nick. Ah, suck it, I read. Sure, it's the New York Post, but it's still good. By the way, that's not even right-wing anymore.

It's fucking horrible. They call this heartbreaking. What's heartbreaking about that? The 30-second clip was just part of two minutes of footage, during which time the kids also threw rocks at the cops. Again, because they're so afraid of cops. The independent Minnesota news outlet said it was filmed while officers were trying to execute a search warrant for a murder suspect without elaborating.

This video is disgraceful, heartbreaking. Alpha News' Sheila Qualls wrote, I don't know, I meant to Google Sheila. I'm guessing black and she's right on the money. The behavior of these children is eerily similar to the behaviors of rioters who burned and looted Minneapolis two years ago, she wrote. Of course, where do you think they come from? The fiery protests that followed Floyd's murder. They said that in the article about nine times too in Minneapolis. It is unsettling to law enforcement officers

who encounter this behavior daily. It should be frightening to all of us, she warned, exactly right. Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, you son of a bitch! Hey, oh, Jake, take it easy. Larry, I'm gonna come down there and eat that dog for lunch hey kids make sure to grab an official Nick DiPaolo show t-shirt or hat or mug or nightgown or night guard for your teeth

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counter in the United States. Do you believe this shit, folks? You can't kill them one way. We'll get them another way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. HRA Farmer's application on Monday sets up a high-stakes decision for health regulators amid legal and political battles over women's reproductive health. The company says the timing was unrelated. Jesus Christ, how stupid do you think we are? To the Supreme Court's recent decision

overturning Roe versus Wade. Hormone-based pills have long been the most common form of birth control in the United States, used by millions of women since the 1960s, just like chunky soup. They have always required a prescription generally so health professionals can screen for conditions that raise the risk of rare but dangerous blood clots. The French drug makers, L'Arche Pussy, application compiles, it's a French company, years of research. They've been researching for years and it just happened to be done with their research as the Supreme Court overturns Roe v. Wade.

Intended to convince the Food and Drug Administration that women can safely wipe themselves, screen themselves for those risks and use the pill effectively. Let me translate all that horseshit for you. Give me the money. Give me the fucking money. You hear me?

You hear me? I got to come here and bust my body. Give me the fucking money. That's the CEO kicking down the door of the FDA. For a product that has been available for the last 50 years that has been used safely by millions of women, we thought it was time to make it more available, said Frederic Wellgren, HRA's chief strategy officer.

Wellgren said the application marks a groundbreaking moment in contraceptive access. An FDA approval could come next year and would only apply to HRA's pill, which would be sold under its original brand name, Baby Killer. No, O-Pill. Big O-P-I-L-L. Opil, get it? The company acquired the decades-old drug from Pfizer in 2014. Why? The fuck was Pfizer? But it's not currently marketed in the United States. Many conservative groups stress they are only interested in curtailing abortion, and state bans often explicitly exclude contraception. In other words, this pill would be, why are you all right with that? Killing a baby is killing a baby.

We're all right with you giving, you're all right, we're all right with you throwing a roundhouse kick to your wife's stomach, but no coat hangers. I mean, what the hell's going on here? All gone. Open your mouth. Even before Monday's announcement, Democratic lawmakers were calling on the FDA to swiftly consider any such requests. We urge FDA to review applications for over-the-counter birth control pills without delay

and based solely on the data, said more than 50 members of the House's pro-choice caucus in March as they held out their blood-covered hands. What? Why? See what happens? See how they think? They go, okay. It used to be there's more than ten ways to skin a cat. Now it's kill a baby. Hey, how about a food processor? How about a little ninja?

Let's stay on the topic of kids and a related story. Not really related, but I got to tell you, man, and I don't mean to judge you people that have kids, but you parents have been stinking it up for a lot of generations now, the last few, just horrible. And I guess it's what happens when a society is so successful and affluent, you eventually lose touch with reality and the kids I mean, you've seen enough footage on here. Fight Club Cubs, I named this one. A new trend.

Jesus, the Chinese must be belly laughing. A new trend, by the way, you know, Biden's on TikTok. He's on TikTok. Xi Jinping is in the bathtub, you know, watching, stealing shit, laughing. A new trend on the video sharing app that involves parents asking their kids, I don't know why this bugged me, maybe I'm being sensitive, to defend them, meaning the the parent in a fight has divided users with some saying it's promoting violence and young children it's the way i took it and i i love violence i mean come on uh the trend and the hashtag hashtag fight. And this is what's scary. Has over 24.8 million views.

Do you understand? I could hack up a newborn baby with a hacksaw on film and I wouldn't get that many views. But I'd sell tickets at side splitters in November. Has 24.8 million viewers on TikTok. It generally involves, listen to this, this is the prank, parents asking their children to put their shoes on because they have to fight another

parent and need backup. Their kids' reactions are then filmed. Who's the diabolical fuck that came up with this? The results are varied. Some kids immediately have their parents' backs while others are happy to let them fight it out for themselves.

It really is. Again, I find it weird that this bothers me. I don't know. But I'll play some comments after, and I agree with them. Well, maybe I won't. But go ahead. Check out some of these videos. I need you to put your shoes on.

Put your shoes on. I need you to put your shoes on. Put your shoes on I need you to put your shoes on. I'm gonna beat up this girl and if her daughter jump in I need you to handle her daughter Let's go mother's illiterate Look at this girl. I eat. She's like I'll fuck her up Good for you Daughter had her back am I supposed to be surprised? But do you hear the mother? Why do I have a feeling that was real footage and it wasn't even part of the...

Oh, Nick, you're just being... Yeah, shut it. Now, here's my favorite kid. Could be Indian, could be Mexican. This kid made me and Dallas laugh. Watch his response when he finds out he has to protect his mom. Go put your shoes on now why because i'm gonna go fight this girl and if her son comes out i need you to fight him okay

you're gonna keep lightning and you're gonna crap fun on a crap fund. Put him up. Put him up. That kid loves his mom. Okay, I fuck him up. You got an address? Bro,

these are some of the comments. Bro, this... Oh, I get two more. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Get your shoes on. There's this girl I have to go fight and if her daughter tries to jump in, I need you to help me fight her too.

She has a little girl like your age, and if she tries to jump in and fight mom, then I need you to fight her. Good thing. Come get your shoes on. Are you going to fight her for me? Yeah. I don't know how to fight yet. What do you mean? I don't know.

You don't know how to fight? You don't know how to fight? Okay, so what are? I don't know. You don't know how to fight? You don't know how to fight? Okay, so what are you going to do? I need you to get your shoes on because we need to go. Okay. Oh, my God. No, you don't wear those to a fight. No, I'm fine.

Mom, why did you fight this girl? Because she was being mean to me. All right, I didn't you fight this girl? Because she was being mean to me. All right, I can't. I don't like that. It's a sweet little girl. I know it's a prank. But what the... She's like, I don't even know how to fight yet, you dumb bitch.

Fight your own battles. I don't like it. We got one more? We do. I don't like it. We got one more? We do. Willow, come on quick. I need you to put on your shoes. Why? Because there's a woman down the street. She wants to fight mummy.

She's Irish or something. The daughter. John Sonny, I need you to fight the daughter. Fight the daughter? Uh, no. Yeah. Go, your shoes is in the living room. Quick, go and put them on. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Oh no, oh, oh. There, put on your shoes now. We'll go down the street and fight them. Will you jump in if the daughter jumps in? The daughter's about your age, she's about five or six. Aw, no, this is terrible. Will you fight her?

You know what, I'll just punch her in the jaw. Right, okay. Literally just punch her in the jaw. And I'll fight them away. She's talking, she's being really cheeky to me. What did she say to you? She just says, aww, you're such a loser and all. Oh, okay. I'll be with you.

Will you? Okay. Yeah. What's the idea? Get upstairs. How adorable. I don't like that. And then people come, bro, this trend is priceless. Another wrote,

I tried this on my daughter and she said, no, I'm scared. One mother laughed, which is a correct response. However, most children are ready to go and defend their parents, even if they were a bit afraid of what the outcome could be. Bro, even single kid, excuse me, bro, every single kid I've seen on here doing this trend ready for anything, a user laughed. Although many found the trend hilarious, others pointed out it could promote violence as a way to solve problems. Yeah, I think we have that perfected in this country. You know what I mean? And somebody else said, is this a skit or terrible mothering? I'd say the latter. As a user said in disbelief, this trend is reinforcing fighting. When we have issues to kids, we should be teaching them how to use our words and communicate effectively, a TikTok person argued.

TikTok has put a warning on some of the videos with hashtag to warn participants they could get injured if they participate in the trip. Yeah. What are we going to teach them tomorrow, to flip off people on the highway in Road Ridge? I don't... That one didn't... Parents, P.U. My mother came to me, I'm like, you're on your own, bitch.

We don't even get along. I want to see them do that with teenage kids. Like who are ready to drop the fucking, drop the gloves at anything. TikTok, man. How old is your daughter, Dallas? She's 15. She's got to be on tiktok right actually no she's not on that

she's on instagram but that's about it yeah she doesn't play any of the games well I hate to break this to you but I was on tiktok with her last night

we I said would you do the tide challenge with me and she said that's old fucking bitch

no all right folks that is it for today I believe right here in a chair great with me and she said, that's old. Fucking bitch. No. Alright, folks. That is it for today, I believe. Right here in the share. Thank you guys for joining us. Don't forget to sign up at Patreon.com. TheComicsGym.com. Go to NickDip.com. I don't know what for, but there's

plenty of stuff there. And Cameo.com if you'd like me to roast a friend or a relative or say happy birthday to your Aunt Doris, I can do that too. I had three or four this week, so it's picking back up. But again, thanks to Joe's economy, people can't afford sandwiches. Did I get everything? What's the one?

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