The Nick DiPaolo Show - Joe The Garbage Man | Nick Di Paolo Show #1646

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

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Ontario I'm gonna mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore! Hello welcome to Forks and Spoons I'm your host Bruce McKensley. It's my life partner Sean Kelly. Sean Kelly. Great to be with you on a filthy Wednesday there. Got a vote today. Gotta remember that. Voting early because I will be in Dallas. Don't forget man. I will be in the Dallas area doing the Crowder show on election night which he'll be live streaming which will probably get freakishly big numbers. He has people like in tons of states reporting in. I don't know how he does it, when he does it, I don't know when he sleeps, I don't know when he eats. I just know when he pays me. But you know kids... What the hell's wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore.

What the fuck did I do? That was unnecessary. Oh, for Christ's sake. Anyways, yeah, so... I'll be there election night night and probably the next night, because we're not gonna know squat hola, but I have to get out of there because I got to go to fucking a Tom while I could a couple days later. So I'm flying home from Dallas. Aye, aye, aye. Honestly kids, somebody, can't somebody just throw me a TV show? I know it's a little late for that, but I can't take looking at fat. Can we get, you know, like I said, they don't have to be supermodels to flight attendants, but do they all have to look like retired linemen from the Eagles? I mean, help me to fuck out. Could you? They used to be pretty.

You guys don't remember. They had to be pretty. They used to weigh them. I used to weigh them right on the bridge. Anyways, let's move on. The World Series real quick. I cannot talk about the World Series. I don't know, I don't

have a dog in the fight and I don't know who. I look, I'm from Boston so obviously I have the hatred of the Yankees in my blood. And I hate fucking anything California sports. I hate UCLA. I hate fucking USC. I hate the goddamn just you know and a high names I just fucking I never the Rams wait am I that was okay early 40s I you know I just don't only thing I like was the Oakland Raiders but I'm just I don't care the Dodgers and the the Yankees so I don't know I found myself switching last night because I don't like West Coast I don't want them beaten East Coast I know that's kind of a stupid gang mentality but I just don't

like the LA having the bragging rights over in New York as I lived there for some but again I'm a Red Sox fan so fuck the Yankees but it's very I'm gonna be honest I can't believe I'm gonna say this this Yankees team is very hard to dislike It was easy when it was Jeter and and those guys Bernie Williams Fucking a ride, of course Posada, you know, it was easy to hate those guys But this team I mean come on Aaron judge. I don't give a a shit what anybody says I fucking love that he's having a horrible World Series but anyways he's just a gentle giant a tremendous athlete and this kid Volpe

grew up in the New York area hits a grand slam last night first one in the history of your sister's ass I can't remember it was the first one and I don't know Yankees I don't know but anyways hits a grand slam last night and has stole a couple bay and they're very hard to dislike I like what's his name who's the big first baseman that used to be with the Cubs another Italian fella but anyways they're very they're hard to dislike but they the Dodgers have been bitch slapping the shit out of them And last night they were doing the same thing until Volpe comes up I don't know the middle of the game hits a granny and then the Yankees just got hot

anyways Why am I talking about that because of a certain play last night? You guys probably already saw it not the sports fans Somebody hit a foul ball down the right field line Mookie's in right field this is a Yankee Stadium goes into the crowd to fucking get it and so anyways here's the play that I'm talking about that everybody's talking about and it made me laugh my ass off because the guy in the crowd that's involved is two of them with the one on the left who did all the grabbing looks retarded one of the more ridiculous fan interferences you will ever see.

Gleiber flies out down the line, Mookie's chasing it, chasing it, jumps up, grabs it, and then the fans, wait, what's going on? Oh, fucking, that's out, that's out! Oh, fuck off me! Yelling, umps like, yeah, you're right, that's out. And the fans are saying, no, no, no, no, that was over the fence.

Watch the kid on the left, it looks like a make-a-wish. That was over the fence watch the kid on the left it looks like a make a wish that was over the fence yeah yeah he's got no way that was here it looks like a hillbilly that was on our side and this is just preposterous he looks like a doofus and he just grabs Mookie's glove and rips his arm up look at that that's all of his strength in the world Mookie's like oh oh he pries his of his strength in the world. Mookie's like, ah,

ah, he prides his glove open and then his friend grabs Mookie's wrist, basically a salt and then he get a flick the ball with backspin. That's kind of cool. And then the most proud of himself has been in 10 years. Probably banned from the stadium. Can't do that. Okay. Look at the doofus. Look at him. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. That's a mugging in the Bronx you just witnessed. Two guys on one. Oddly enough white on black. Very different than what usually goes on in the Bronx. Anyways, I had to show you that.

I get a kick out of that. Anyways, let's move on to another jerk off. Jerk off Joe needs to go. You know who I'm talking about, even though he's gone. He's injecting himself into the election again and President Biden went viral after calling former President Trump supporters Garbage, he's just a mean old demented bat during a virtual Harris campaign call sparking swift backlash among critics

Why'd you fuck a month exactly during a virtual Harris campaign call with Bodo Latino? Biden took a swipe at former President Trump's rally in Madison Square Garden, which made headlines after insult comedian Tony Hinchcliffe. I don't know what an insult comedian is. They came up with that during... yeah they made their own. The idiots who can't take a joke came up with the term insult comedian by the way. They call me that Geraldo because they saw us on Comedy Central Roads. It's so stupid. Anyways, comedian Tony Hinchcliffe made jokes mocking different ethnic groups, which most of them got to laugh. Even the last one got to, you know, little, with one joke referring to Puerto Rico as a floating island of garbage. I guess they have

a garbage problem on Puerto Rico right now. It's not, he didn't take that out of nowhere from what I read. Anyways, that's not the point. Here comes Joe to the rescue. I can't believe they haven't locked him up. Go ahead. Listen, this is what he said. I don't, I don't know the Puerto Rican that I know. What Puerto Rico where I'm in my home state of Delaware, Puerto Rico, Rico, Jose? Good, decent, honorable people. The only garbage I see floating out there is your supporters. You know you're a fucking mumbling, stuttering little fuck, you know that? Who said that? Who the fuck said that?

Who's the slimy little commoner shit twinkle toe? You're looking at him. Who just signed his own death warrant? This is disgusting. Republican VP nominee JD Vance reacted. Kamala Harris and her boss Joe Biden are attacking half the country. There's no excuse for this. I hope Americans reject it.

Kamala Harris was deeply outraged by a comedian's joke. If she has any decency or integrity, she will condemn her partner Joe Biden's despicable statement, calling half the country gabbai, said Tom Cotton. Just amazing that Biden managed to completely step on Kamala's speech in the worst way possible. Fox News contributed Joe Concha said, concha, whatever, shades of Hillary's deplorables, I repeat, lots of 2016 vibes in this election, Jewish insider editor in chief, Josh Krauschar wrote. And I would have paid to see Kamala's face when they showed this to her, calling half the country garbage, which you know what, Biden was doing that anyways. I mean domestic terrorist garbage or whatever. But today, today they updated the story. Of

course the left, the media said that's not what he meant. They actually took the trends, the transcription and try to put an apostrophe after it, changing the meaning of it he wasn't talking about the supporters oh my god you see you're seeing a campaign in full meltdown and the other question is did Trump I mean did Biden do this intentionally because right now they hate each other's guts he's still pissed you know what this reminds me of god damn it reminds me of when Tony soprano put his mother in a nursing home. You know how they bumped Joe off the ticket and you know, if I could live here it was busting Tony's balls every chance she could with shit like this. Great analogy. I hope you get it, you girls.

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another one up later on, John Stewart who again and I'll say it you guys might not like it but I know him personally Like I'm funny guy always nice to me and to everybody. I don't know. Yes Paula politicals. I Politics I don't get it It's not wrong about everything but you gotta admit he was pretty damn good on The Daily Show Anyways, I like to see this because he's a stand-up and he's sticking up for fellow comedian. I like how they say fellow comedian. He's probably never met Tony.

Definitely different politics. But the point being, he's a comic and he appreciates the First Amendment, unlike the left. I don't know, he's sticking up for Tony Hingcliffe. You think Tony's got some mileage out of this, by the way? After his joke about Puerto Rico at Sunday's New York City Trump rally set off a media firestorm and he threw in a hilarious jab at the Harris campaign for good measure. We're talking about Stuart. On Monday night's The Daily Show, Stuart ran a super cut of left leaning MSNBC and CNN

personality scandalized reactions to the one liner in which the noted roast comic and host of Kill Tony podcast compared the US territory to a floating island of garbage. The clips ended with Morning Joe co-hosts. These are the clips I don't show you guys because I can't watch them Even when I'm on Crowder and they show the left going nuts. I have to look away because I get mentally direct. I see blue Co-host Mika Brzezinski calling out hinge clips extremely vile so-called Joe Who better to judge a good joke than a blonde bubblehead at MSNBC who blows Joe Scarborough? Which Stuart quip was the

name of his first comedy album. There's something wrong with me. I find that guy very funny, Stewart said, still holding back laughter. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you. He said helplessly before concluding with a timely barb at the Harris campaign. And this is John taking a shot at the Harris campaign for not having a sense of humor and that goes for most of the left and a lot of the Daily Show John very powerful but you kind of added to that PC culture not you

personally but you did spin off Stephen Colbert for that I don't know I'll ever forgive you but here here he is taking a shot at Kamala. Now obviously in retrospect having a roast comedian come to a political rally a week before Election Day and roasting a key voting demographic probably not the best decision by the campaign politically but to be fair the guy's really just doing what he does I mean bringing him to a rally and have him not do roast jokes that'd be like bringing Beyonce to a rally and not have... That's fucking beautiful. Great joke. If you guys don't get it, Beyonce, remember? Harris tried it her out and she just didn't perform or anything.

He spoke for five minutes. Five minutes. And we all want to go to her for her political knowledge. I mean, so that was a nice zinger. And it's so funny how comedy and sense of humor is intertwined in politics and how it's really hurting the left. They're taking, literally taking the fun out of the world. They don't want you laughing and having a good time. Such scumbag-er-enies.

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Oh, yeah. And let me give you my opinion on Penn State Ohio. That's two versus three I think right? Penn State always does this. They always do this. They're eight and one every year then they play a real team and you find out that they couldn't beat the school for the whatever cripples. But it might be different. I said this and I think it's a good observation my could be different because again the conferences are all scrambled up these guys don't play each other much thank God for Penn State but the but because of all the players jumping from team to team and the portals and all that you don't know like Penn State might be a legitimate

undefeated team they're undefeated right yeah so you don't know, like Penn State might be a legitimate undefeated team. They're undefeated, right? Yeah, so you don't know this year But I just have a hunch Ohio State has it they say they have a 20 million dollar roster it takes into account the what is it mill? NIL names Images and and and and and I was trying to come up with some offensive I ain't got it anyways, so that's the big one and Not to mention the Yankees are gonna try to keep the world series alive and real quick My Bruins are horrendous this year in my opinion. I've never seen a Bruin scene that looks disinterested in the first ever

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