The Nick DiPaolo Show - John Brennan A Lying B!tch | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1813

Episode Date: November 4, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Trump on 60 Min, John Brennan Snaps, SNL Rips Zohran, How the West Was Lost, England's Censorship and the World Series! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

The Antichrist. You got me in a vendetic kind of mood. Yes, you do. Hi, everybody. Welcome to colonoscopy Day. Or Eve. Welcome to the live lineup. We get my show, all these other great shows you see scrolling by for free.

And now you get Glenn Greenwald live right here at 7 p.m. Right after my show. If you want to watch it all ad free, you sign up for Rumble premium. And don't forget to download the Rumble app. Today I will be hitting on the subjects of, well, Trump did 60 minutes, and Nor O'Donnell kept cutting him off and showing no respect. And I just, I've, I've so had it. I'm so, I'm almost this close to bailing on politics and just,

but, you know, when you do comedy and it's supposed to do stuff that you feel strongly about, that's where it leads me back to every time. I'm just tired of the left, the childish fucking ways. I really am ready to die. I'm 63. No fucking kids. I almost hope it goes, spills into the street.

I'm ready to fucking be shot or shoot somebody. Who's with me? I'm not condoning that. That's bad behavior. It's the only way the world's evolved over the last thousand years. Anyway, so how I got that from 60 minutes in Trump?

John Brennan, you know who he is, right? Mr. fucking Russia disinformation. Yeah, well, he snapped. this weekend. He's a miserable prick. That's saying a lot. S&L, I'm going to give him props. They did a funny sketch on the mayorial race, which is they're voting today, right? All over the country in New York and some city. But they did a funny, funny thing with the Mondami and Cuomo, and it was a good sketch. And I found that it was well written and funny. So we'll fuck you show you that. Also, what's going on in England? We knew I just look at it and go, well, the West is lost.

and that's all there is to that. And I'm going to show you some World Series clips because it was just that good. Me and Dallas were talking about, and I go, that's why I watch sports. You know? I mean, that's why October I wait for it every year.

The 11 other months, I'm just pretending to enjoy life. Then October comes along. And it's just, it's Christmas for sports fans. World Series goes to seven games. The seventh game was as good as he gets. And it just, again, it's not scripted.

And it's why I love sports. It really happened. Some of the shit that happened, you'd go, if that was in a movie, you're like, oh, come on. The guy makes the basket at the last second. But that shit happens all the time. It's just, but it's so much more fulfilling when it's not Gene Hackman coaching some fucking, you know, and it's an actual guy or somebody hitting a

home run on a knife to tie the world. I mean, Jesus. Again, I'm talking to straight, fellas. And chicks. I'm just saying, you, you, you, you, when we're kids, most of us played Little League, played football, whatever, high school college. You just, you know, yeah, I'm living vicaracy through these people. But how many of us were in the backyard pretending hit the Games World Series home run over your house or whatever? These fuckers live it.

And they've lived it. And it's just, I'll never get tired of it. Anyways, uh, so that's what the show is about, um, how was your Halloween? I had to run to Walgreens and get more candy. And we find it. I mean, our front closet, if you opened it, you could be crushed by bags of candy when the night started. It is the most, and it was in the article in the paper that said,

you know, it mentions Washington Avenue being the most popular street on Halloween because it goes forever. And every house is like equidistant. It's perfect. And it's safe and it's clean. And once again, And 90% of my trick-and-treaties are young black kids and fans. And it just gives me hope for the world.

They have behaved. They say thank you. They say you. You know what I mean? They're just, it's, I sound like Biden. Man, they shower. They're clean. They're eloquent.

They say, they said trick-a-treat. They didn't say trick-a-tree. And stuff like that. It means a lot to me. But seriously, you know, you got the young parents out. And there were some Hispanic ones in there, too. and they ask if they could take pictures on the lawn with a, you know, penny wine.

And, you know, it's my, it's my favorite day or night of the year. And again, I'm sitting out there with a mason jar. Everybody thinks it's, you know, diet Coke. And it's, you know, three quarters, Bacardi, and I'm half three sheets to the wind. And it's one of my favorite nights of the year in the most haunted city. And it's my favorite, it's my favorite holiday. I mean, Thanksgiving was great when you were little and you had your family

over and your football and Christmas and all that shit, but something about Halloween, especially here. It's a lot of fucking fun. And then, of course, I think I ate a bag of candy yesterday to prepare for the colonoscopy. I'm like, yeah, you're going to go up in there?

Good luck. You're going to find a thousand fucking fun-sized Snickers, and you're not going to be able to tell if it's poop or Snickers. Good luck with that. Anybody know what's going on with Dan Bongino? I saw a clip of him this morning. I don't know when he put it up. And he was all terry-eyed and saying, I'll see you on the other side.

And I know he had cancer a few years ago, which he overcame. I don't know if there's a recurrence and he got bad news. It was really. But like Dallas said, you'd think you'd see it all over there. But maybe he hasn't let everybody know yet.

I don't know. I hope that's not the case. You know what I mean? We need all the. Bon Gino's we can get. Also, before I forget, you guys might already know this. There's a documentary on Martin Scorsese's

life on, I think it's Apple TV, and oh my God, is it good? I think it's five episodes. We watched three. I said, I don't want to watch it. I said, let's savor it. I didn't want to run through all five, which I could have.

It's so goddamn good. It's showing where he grew up in the, and, you know, in the village in Manhattan, which again, all the neighborhoods were my stopping grounds for the last 20 years when I was living in New York. That's where the comedy seller is, NYU,

and you just see these streets, but, you know, he's growing up, but it's in the 40s, and this footage of his family and his crazy Italian uncle was always getting in trouble. They interview, one of his closest friends was a guy

that last name was Eureko, U-R-I-C-R-R-R-R-R-R-B, I think he's passed away since, but he's in the documentary. his brother Eureko's brother is the character in Mean Streets

that De Niro plays Johnny Boy the crazy guy based on him oh I'm excited based on him and they interview him when's the last time you saw Mean Streets it's it's as good as anything

Scorsese as he did De Niro plays this wacky fucking guy who gamble you know he bets and it gets in hot water with the fucking with the boys and doesn't even give a shot. He's just crazy. I'll pay it when I get to you.

And just nuts. And this guy, they interview him. It's based on. And it's tremendous. Again, I watched three episodes like it felt like it was five minutes each. It was so good. But the Italian family and the, and Scorsese's mom is in it a lot. You know, not as an actress or her being interviewed.

And she sounds just like she does in Good, fellas. oh, when I went and saw Mean Streets, I couldn't believe the language I yelled at him after. We didn't use that in the house. All the guys are like, yeah, but when we left the house, that's how we fucking thought, you know. You guys are going to eat it up.

It's such a great, you know, Italian-American story, success story, and how he became, you know, the Antichrist. Hollywood didn't want to touch him because he was you know, and big actors and actresses saw his work and they're like, well, he's the hard thing in New York

I want to be in their agents. I swear to God, the business never changes. They're like, no, no, no, you work with him, you're finished, you know, because the big studios didn't like that this guy was doing independent films and touched a nerve. And John Cassavetes gave him advice and they interview the guy that wrote taxi driver

Paul Schrader, who's this big guy with a bulbous nose, and he's kind of, is slurring. He sounds drunk in the interview. Crazy as shit house rap, but he wrote the fucking story, and he was bragging how well Scorsese did with it, and it's tremendous. If you don't like that stuff, you're girly.

Did he hear that? No. I don't know why I say that. Well, I do. Oh, you know you want crazy motherfucking walk, man. And how many times Scorsese heard that from agents? Then he got into his drug phase, and oh, anyways.

All right. Halloween. Like I said, I've never enjoyed, I think I enjoy it more as an adult living here in Savannah. And like I said, our house is like, people were pulling up for a week before Halloween to see the shit, you know, at my wife. Hey, look, I went shopping with her.

I pay for the shit. I help pick it out. My mother's like, Andy did all that. I'm like, well, I brought it down from the attic. Yeah, but all the wires and shit. I said, there's an outlet on the side of the fucking house. Jesus Christ, anything to make me look like an asshole, huh, ma? That's my relationship with my mom.

But people were stopping by weeks before going, oh, my God. Did I tell you, I tell you the guy to try to give Andy $20? Andy looks out, somebody fucking bangs in our door. Andy looks out the window and the guy was walking away and then Andy opened the door and he turned around. you the one that did the it thing? And my wife's like, yeah. Here, take this. And he's kind of off.

He's kind of a weird. He's got a $20 bill in an envelope. He gives it to it. And he walks away and he goes, it's worth it. We're like, what is he talking about? He liked the shit so much, I guess, the movie and the, excuse me. And, yeah, so we have him. I go, I'm glad we got him.

He's going to come back and slaughter us. It's a big fan of horror, apparently. Just helping you pay your electric bill. Yep. Yeah, that's what I said. I said, give me that. She goes, where are you going? It's downtown.

That's two beers. Free beers. Anyways. So here's a quick, this is my favorite one of all the shit we had on the front yard. Fucking, who came up with this little sick thing? First of all, the music creeps me up. Smoker.

That bitch crazy. All right, run the next one. I suppose I'll get in trouble for that. This is the night's just getting started. Notice, I'm nowhere to be fine. Filming from the window in the living room. Andy's out there greeting the kids and whatnot. Anyway, I can't believe we're done with that run on Thanksgiving.

Dallas. You guys are probably sick of hearing talking about. I still hear my uncle Bob's voice. He goes to me. This is like 25 years ago. I'm still in my 30s and he's talking about him dying or whatever. He goes, you know, you think about it all the time. I go, oh, thanks.

The fuck's the hurry. My uncle Bob looked till he was 90-something. Told you he was fucking scuba diving in his late 70s. We had to make him quit. Crazy bastard. Then he got hit by a fucking car riding his bike when he was 89. And that one sort of did him in. We all predicted it.

It sort of took a lot out of them. Anyways, Unk. Is that it for Halloween? It's enough. Again, I can't wait until they look on my colon and find butterfingers. Hey, you don't have butterfingers, do you? I got to use my line that I always use. Doc, right before they knock you out, I go, if you find a leap press on there, I don't tell my wife.

I use it all the time. This is a new doctor, so it's new on him. I can't wait for the prophylopold. That buzz right before you go out, it's almost worth it. It's almost worth being anally raped. way, the doctor's last name is Lord, Lord. I know, there's something wrong there. I got the Lord going up my ass. Oh! Hey, get out of here. Polly, you're still going at church? I'm doing the soprano. Paulie Walmott's mother goes, you're still going to church? He looks at him and he goes,

fuck that voodoo. All right, Trump was on 60 minutes. I don't even have a story for it. I just wanted to put it on because he hasn't done it in a while. And if you remember correctly, she's still good looking broad, by the way. Still a real C. I'd like to shave her head. But you remember, he sued Paramount, the company that owns CBS,

the parent company after the Kamala Harris did a horrible interview on 60, and they edited to make it sound better. And Trump did, and won. So I think he brought that up. I don't know if he brought it up in the clip I chose, but here's some of, and just, why does it have to be so adversarial?

I, I, I really, honestly, I don't remember Fox News when Obama was president being so jumping down his throat. But you said this, you said that. She doesn't even let him finish a sentence. She cuts them off. Fucking. Anyways, here's some Trump talking to this. We're doing really well. Can I ask you, Mr. President.

Hey, I'm not finished talking. It's doing well. That doesn't affect everybody. Not everybody's invested in the stock market. It does. But there have been grocery prices are up. No, 401ks. People are 401ks.

their 401ks are double what they were a year ago. But for people that don't have 401ks or not messed in the sky. See the instinct? The instinct. Yeah, but most people do. But but but but but but how about the homeless guy laying in the shit, Mr. Trump? He doesn't have a for, well, is that my fault? Or did he make some bad decisions in his life?

Grow the fuck up. I am so, I'm in a rare mood today, by the way. You'd be like this too, known you're going to get anally raped. drugged up and raped Christ's sake I might as well be going to my senior prom Remember Diane? All right listen

I'm yeah I didn't sleep well Surprise surprise surprise And I'm miserable on top of it The NFL By the way fuck that I'm glad I'm not a real gambling It's the most parody in the worst way

I think five fucking Look at me That's what I do I digress I think five favorites Could beat out right I mean it's just just a parody of dog shit. Anyways. And he looks good, by the word. You notice?

He doesn't have the orange look anymore. They even fix that. He also got some sleep. We think. He says he doesn't. I picture him hanging upside down like Grandpa Munster when he slept. Remember? That's how I picture Trump wide awake reading a book.

His hair is better. He's cleaned up his hair a little bit. He looks good. He's thinner. I think he's fucking... I'm telling you, man. Anyways, back to the War. But they've seen their grocery prices go up, inflation. No, you're wrong.

They went up under by you right now. They're going down other than beef, which we're working on which we can sell very quickly. Speaking of a beef, Nora. On the economy, the signature part of your economic plan is tariffs. The Supreme Court is going to hear arguments this week on whether you have the authority to impose these sweeping tariffs without congressional approval. The lower courts have ruled against you. That's why it's in the Supreme Court right now.

Very close rulings, yeah. What happens to your economic plan if the Supreme Court invalidates your tariffs? I think our country would be immeasurably hurt. I think our economy will go to hell. Look, because of tariffs, we have the highest stock market we've ever had. Because of tariffs, 401Ks at the highest level,

and this is millions and millions of people that we've ever had, 401Ks. I think it's the most important subject discussed by the Supreme Court in a hundred years. I know your time is limited, so I do want to make sure I get through more of these topics. Sure. Immigration.

You campaigned on immigration. You largely won the election on a promise to close the border. Did a great job, don't you think? And you succeeded on that. Illegal crossings at the southern border are at a 55-year low. More recently, Americans have been watching videos of ice, tackling a young mother, tear gas being used in a Chicago residential neighborhood, and the smashing of car windows. Yeah, pause. First of all, thank you putting those three in context. Even Joe Rogan, fucking Joe, you're falling for it again?

Joe's like, I'm really disappointed what I'm seeing. If you remember, before he even took office this time, he said, you know, it's going to look rough. And do you know what he meant by that? I can't we, we still have to explain to people in this country. The fucking mainstream media, which is, the media other than Fox at a couple other outlets. Do you understand they have been anti-Republican,

anti-traditionalists, anti-right wing for their existence? Do you understand they're a propaganda arm of the fucking Democrat Party? They're going to cherry-pick shit like this. Oh, tackling a single mom. You're going to fill us in on why they were breaking that window

or, and there's Joe Rogan going, you know, apparently now one of the biggest voices in politics. Well, he helped get him elected. And he's falling for it again going, yeah, they said they were going to go after the bad people. They said they were going to go mass deportation. Not just the bad people. Anybody who hear illegally, quit pretending you don't fucking know that.

And the fucking media is going to show you shit like that. They don't show you, you know, I've seen three clips of shit being thrown at at the fucking ice agents and hit with rocks and bottles and shit. Why don't you run that on a fucking loop? It's like a fucking softmarsh level mentality. I can't even fucking relate to. You're really surprised that they're showing stuff like this? Think about, they're out there every night doing this shit. I don't give a fuck.

If you're here or leave words either mean something or they don't. You either believe words mean something or they don't. If you hear it, remind yourself there's people who's trying to do it the right way, who have been waiting in line for years. Why the fuck should anybody get a break? And why should we be paying for it? And the fact that this bitch on 60 minutes can sit there and people at home going, yeah, look at your tear, you're using tear gas in a suburb.

Well, the last time I checked, you had Trend de Agua setting up in fucking office complexes in Aurora, Colorado, remember? And nice suburbs. Grow the fuck up. Are you really that stupid? Or that anti-American? I am so fucking tired of it. It's beyond.

Anyway, show us your tits. It's gone too far. No, I think they haven't gone far enough. Amen. You've been held back by the judges, by the liberal judges that were put in by Biden and by Obama. You're okay with those tactics. Yeah, because you have to get the people out. Pause.

How would she even know? Has she ever been in a wrestling match or a fist fight? Has she ever had any resistance in her life? She's been doing this forever, getting grossly overpaid, pretty woman in America. How would you fucking even know? They're not in your neighborhood. Don't worry about it.

And you get security because you're, you know, media. Go ahead. Look at the people. Many of them are murderers. Many of them are people that were thrown out of their countries because they were, you know, criminals. Well, you promised in your campaign that you were going to deport.

the worst of the worst. What are you in eighth grade? What are you in eighth fucking grade? Should they all be gone already? All the rapists, they're just standing out waiting to be handcuffed? You've got to go through the fucking low-hanging fruit to get to the fucking...

I mean, what are you a child? And you people at home that vote for this shit? I fucking hate you. You can't hate Democrats enough. The people who vote Democrat. You can't hate them enough. Because they can't hate this country enough. fucking makes me insane.

Yeah, I'm cranky. I'm having a pipe stuck up my ass in a few hours. Did I mention that? Go ahead. Back to the fucking... Well, that's what we're doing. But a lot of the people that your administration has arrested and deported aren't violent criminals. Landscapers, nannies, construction workers, farm workers.

No, look, look. The family of youth service members. I need landscapers and I need farmers more than anybody, okay? Is it your intent to deport people who do not have a criminal record? We have to start off with a criminal record. policy and the policy has to be you came into the country illegally you're going to go out however why is that hard to understand because they really don't believe that's a you know it's a civil violation tell that again to the women who have the families who have lost their daughters to rapist and people who got killed by

drunk drivers from a guy that wasn't supposed to be in the country or the people uh the indian guy driving the 18 wheel are trying to make a u-turn and a family was like decapitated tell that to them. What do you think? Law and order just happens on its fucking own. You didn't see what Biden did to this country? All on the name of votes and it backfired? We're cleaning up that jerk off's mess. You should be sitting on Biden or talking to Jill Biden. That's who he should have on the show. Going, why did you guys fuck up the country so bad? Why was your husband such a fucking asshole? I know he's brain dead and you're a twat, but why? And your son's a drug addict and you're an embarrassment, am I right? There's the interview I want to say, yeah, bad.

back to the show. You've also seen you're going to go out. We're going to work with you and you're going to come back into our country legally. Exactly. That's exactly what's coming out of that month. But you said, again, what are you 11? You should be on here bragging about the fucking federal agents and Border Patrol who are having shit thrown at them and literally being attacked and surrounded sometimes.

Oh, mama. They think it happens on it because there's, they're so, far removed from it. They live in their houses. She makes millions of dollars. He probably has a penthouse in Manhattan somewhere. They're so removed from it. But I get disappointed because, you know,

Rogan is a powerful voice now. And I mean? And I feel like he came around and now he's fallen for it again. Did you really think they were going to deport millions and millions of people without seeing clips like that? And did you really think you got the whole story on the fucking woman who was in the hallway getting tackled. Did we, any context

to that? How many times you're going to fall for this fucking shit? Ugh. Oi! said the Jewish fella. Let's move on, shall we? Nick, come down. I'm not going to condone. Fucking leave me alone. I fucking had an argument with a pigeon on the way here.

I'll fucking need this shit right now. Lion, oh, a sack of shit. I'm like, I'll tell you. Lion's sack of shit, Brennan lies some more. Former a CIA director, John Brennan, snapped. There he has seen getting a hand job at a man who confronted him for signing the infamous letter in the 2020 that claimed the bombshell Hunter Biden email scandal exposed by the New York Post had all the classic earmarks. Brennan said of Russian

information operation. Brennan's 70 grew visibly incensed and angrily got in the face of the man who pressed about the letter poking him on the chest, by the way, don't ever touch me or anybody. Don't never do this. Don't ever fucking even this is bad enough. But now you physically touch. It speaks volumes about him. He's an entitled jerk off who retired.

His whole life he's been pulling shit and not getting called on it. You know, CIA, FBI, jerk off counterintelligence. Anyways, here's the video. The guy calling him on his bullshit and him getting upset. The first one is the panel discussion. Oh, here's the panel one. Okay. Yourself and Comey, et cetera, that basically said we all got to get on board with this,

otherwise it isn't going to work, basically. And I think that email puts everybody in the crosshairs. I would like to hear what your justification was for supporting the dossier that was known to be false, being used as social chair. That's him on the far right, by the way. In the second ICA. I don't know who put you up to this. Nobody put me up to this or I'm here on my own.

What role you played or who you are, but there's a bunch of bullshit that you just passed on. Who are the sales clapping in the audience? The emails are clear. The emails are clear. The second question. Pause. Pause. Somebody keeps going next.

Next. I don't know who it is. Somebody hosting who's obviously part of the establishment. And they're going next. In other words, this guy's getting too close to the flame. Next, next. Look at this miserable. Every time I see him, and I've said this on the show before, he looks like that guy,

you're waiting to use the bathroom on an airplane. He comes out. Yes. Yeah. And he's on blood thinners and fucking the night before he had a gallon of scotch and ate two pounds of cabbage. Now you have to go in there and get your face melted. That's what he looks.

What a miserable. And yeah, the guy's gone, next, next. Good. Next. Next. Look, next. You can.

Next. Next. Look, we can talk about it. No way. Talk about it in the reception. No, we didn't say that. No, we didn't. You said it was likely Russian disinformation.

No, we did not. We said, no. Read the letter. I'm going to say. Yeah. I invited to the after hours after that. All right. We're going to go over here.

Let's go over here. Okay, whatever. You. This is disinformation. That's all they have to say. But see, the truth's already on there. Giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole.

That was made for him. Now, here he is, actually, like I said, sticking his fucking finger on this guy's chest. Go ahead. Why didn't you have a little 1005? Why? Because I think it. And you misrepresented that.

We never said it was disinformation. We said it was Russian influence operations, which is what they do. There's a big difference between... Get your fucking, oh my God. No, you don't know. That beer bottle should go right off the side of his head. The literature said he had all the hallmarks of. All the hallmarks of.

Why'd your fat fucking mouth? By the way, that's special. Thomas Speciali, who claimed the confrontation took place last Thursday, posted video of the fiery moment Saturday alongside text of the infamous Spies Who Lie letter. Remember Brennan signed that along with 50 other jerkoffs? Remember that? It's all been proven bullshit. Shortly after the post a bombshell October 2020 expanse of emails on Hunter's laptop from hell,

which illustrated how he leveraged his dad's vice presidency in his dealings with the Ukrainian businessmen, 51 current and former intelligence officials signed a letter pushing back. The 51 individuals who clearly had no direct knowledge of the situation leveraged their intelligence credentials to make the public skeptical of the post-reporting weeks before the 2020 election. Politico, which is Spanish for fucking lying politics, amplified the story with the headline, Hunter Biden's story is Russian disinfo,

dozens of former intel officials say. Several signatories have since distanced themselves from that headline. There are a number of factors that make us suspicious of Russian involvement. Such an operation will be consistent with Russian objectives as outlined publicly and recently by the intelligence community to create political chaos in the United States and to deepen political divisions here, they wrote in the public letter. after publishing the report, the post was blocked. This is worse than the crime itself.

They blocked the New York Post on Twitter from getting this story out. And remember? And then they did a poll and people said, people who voted Democrat said if they knew about this, that they wouldn't have. It would have had because, remember,

the margin was the post was blocked by Twitter which prevented users from sharing the story. Even briefly blocked the post from tweeting. Brandon has long been in the GOP crosshairs. as last month he was referred to the Justice Department for criminal prosecution by the House Judiciary Committee for allegedly peddling, and this is in quotes, numerous, willfully, and intentionally false statements to Congress. You're a warning me, cotsucker, you know that? See, you're still lying, do, but it's all out there in the open now.

So you're really not helping you. Why wouldn't you just stay in your house and fucking refuse to talk to anybody for you? I don't know. Anyhow, every once in a while, you know, even a, as Pacino's character said, in Donny Brasco, even an old dog finds a warm spot on the sidewalk sometimes, something like that. Great movie, brother.

I got to interview that guy on my radio show in New York, Joe Pistone. Guy infiltrated the mob for a couple of years. Do you ever see that movie Dallas? Oh my God. Johnny Depp He infiltrated the fucking mob. So he's pretending he's one of them. I mean,

and there were some nights where he had to actually watch him chop a guy up, you know, after they killed the guy, he had to help. Think about that. That's cop work. And he didn't want to come out. He became obsessed like that they were trying to pull him out the FBI because they knew he was in danger.

He didn't want to come out. I got the end up. interview that fight. He was so fucking great. Anyways, SNL, that's why I was saying that even a dog finds a warm spot. SNL, which, yes, folks, we know. It's been pretty, it's not for me anyways.

It's for, you know, younger, like I said, the last musical guest I knew that was on there was, I think, meatloaf. Anyways, they did a sketch this weekend about the, you know, about the mayoral race, New York City with Mandami and Cuomo. And it was good.

I thought it was very funny, very well written. It's funny when they do a little bit of balance shit how good it can be. Saddani, I've ripped Zoran Mandani for making empty promises and marked his appeals to white guilt and a blistering parody of the New York mayor's race. I think this guy's a regular on the show. He's fucking very good. Now we're talking. Marking the socialist Dems, constant vacant smile comedian Ramey Yousef rattled off a list of Mamdani's pledges during his portrayal of the frontrunner on Saturday's NBC show.

The sketch, which also featured guest host Miles Teller as Andrew Cuomo and Shane Gillis as Curtis Sliwa. Went on to Mark Mondami's Hot Girls for Zoron campaign, which is part of his campaign, I guess, depicting his support as gentifying yuppies. polling data shows Mondani received the greatest support in the Democratic primary in Ridgewood, Bushwick, and Bedstuy three neighborhoods synonymous with gentrification in New York.

Asked by the chair what his message to undecided voters was Mondan Amdani fawn directly to the camera while a heart filter came up on the screen. This is fun. Watchers. Your message to undecided voters? My message is this.

Hey girl, I know you got a little white guilt for gentrifying that Spanish neighborhood, don't you? Why don't you vote for me? You know, you feel a little less bad about that chicken and rice shop getting turned into a sweet green. So, why don't you hit me up at the ballot box, girl? Mr. Mandani, you were warm that this is not the forum for your TikTokery. And finally, Mr. Sliwai, why should New Yorkers vote for you? It's simple. I'm the only candidate here

who has been dangled by my testicles off the Verenzano breed by a little known gang called the Lords of Flatbush. I was also poured into the foundation of Giant Stadium and crawled my way out.

And just on my way here, I was ejaculated upon at the great Stardust Diner by a Times Square Spider-Men. Great writing. Just on your way here? All right, let's move on.

I know right with a star does thine. From congestion prices. to homelessness to ice raids. There are many issues facing our city. What do you think is the biggest problem you have to confront as mayor? It's me! Yes!

They can pretend this election is about housing and taxes, but we all know it's about me, right? Because I'm going to be very involved, very hands-on. This guy knows about hands-on, right, Cuomo? Hey, yo. You got me. Look at these candidates we got. Look at Curtis Lee. I love them, but we got to do some.

something about that Emily and Parrish looking hat, right? She's my Rushmore, Max. And here we have the frontrunners Oran, Raman Daddy. Looks like the subway takes guy went to go work at McKenzie. He's too young to lead, folks.

He's too young. He doesn't have the wobbly walk. Or, frankly, the mind. I have good brain. I took a cognitive test. I did so well on my cognitive test that they immediately gave me an MRI. They said,

you've never seen anything like it. But in terms of election, I'd like to go back to that very important question. The bagel, my go-to bagel order, is Big Mac with a hole in the middle. And I may not live in New York anymore. Oh, but I'm always watching, lurking in the shadows,

much like the late great Phantom of the Opera. Terrible what happened to him in terms of opera with regard. to being burned by chandelier. Perhaps I'll add New York mayor to my list of duties. Come on. Open up your mind.

Let your fantasies unwind. In this darkness which you know you cannot find. The darkness of the music of the night. I like to give credit where credits do it. Well written, very funny. There was more at the beginning. It was really funny, too. What's his name, though?

Shane Gillis kept playing Curtis Leeway. He had a different... How he was tortured. His dad was tied to the tracks by the... Coney Island, tied to the Cyclone. That's the roller coaster to the tracks by the Gambino family. Some shit.

Ah, anyways, nice job. I thought it was well done. Move on to how the West was lost. We all know the UK has turned into this Orwellian nightmare and has been forever. And I brought this up a million times, but I still remember Bill Hicks coming back from London. In Christ, this is going on 30 years ago. What a socialist shit. He was a leftist.

He was no way. The British government is telling citizens to keep calm. and carry on after a terrifying mass stabbing on a train which left 11 people wounded, two of them who are still fighting for their lives. Check this out. Armed police and a fleet of ambulances at Huntingdon Station. After reports of a mass stabbing inside the train heading from Doncaster to London, witnesses have described scenes of panic with passengers.

is hiding in toilets to escape the assailants. They're hidden toilets. How little are these people? How big of the toilet? Yeah, how big of the toilet? Exactly. They dive overboard and just head first into the turrets. Anyways, there's no reason for the rest of us

not to get on with our lives. Defense Secretary John Healey said, who I'm sure, John, I'm sure you have a lot more protection. You sound like every American politician. than the people who go to work for a living. And yeah, don't be pussies. You get all with your lives. Why don't you shut the fuck up

and do something about the Muslim problem you've had for the last 40 years in your country? How's the West going to be saved when they don't even have the balls to call out the suspects or name their religion? How the fuck? You can't even talk about it. And when people complain, they get arrested.

John Healy, describing the incident near Huntington, Cambridgeshire as isolated. Oh, yes. And if it was some white hooligans beating up a Muslim girl, I'm sure you would have said that was isolated too, right? Which is probably never happened.

Now that I sound that, he looks like Frank Perdue. Now that I... Remember Frank Perdue the chicken? Police claim Sunday that there is nothing to suggest that the attack was terrorism. Despite the guy had a long knife,

two guys and just went around stab it and you know people that didn't look like them but why I call it terrorism despite the scale and horror of the carnage which saw the train

in rural England awash with blood and passengers arming themselves with Jack Daniels bottles it's just a ridiculous yeah it's not terrorism

just a good day on the train huh two British citizens age 32 and 35 been arrested two British citizens folks do you see the word game they play? I don't even know at this point

that they're most, I'm going out on a fucking limb. So send your anger letters to me if I'm wrong. But when they say two British citizens you realize they couldn't be any more vague in the description. When you read that, you think, oh, must be two white guys

who grew up in fucking Manchester, have been arrested for attempted murder following the stabbing shortly after 7.30 p.m. on board a London North Eastern Railway train traveling from Dung in South Yorkshire at a London King's Cross Station, British Transport, Police Superintendent, John Loveless. Can you make this shit up, but it's a loveless world? Like Officer Coons, Coons, Coons,

the Ronnie King thing. Ten people were taken to the hospital by ambulance, and another person self-presented at the hospital, self-presented. It's a weird phrase. Oh, God. Just the way it's phrase, you can tell that this society's not meant to last. Self-presented. Sounds like he's accepting an award on his own behalf at the hospital later that evening. Well, nine were initially believed to have life-threatening injuries following assessment and treatment. Four have been discharged. So those are a little erroneous, some of those initial reports. And two patients remain in a life-threatening condition. What do you mean, living in England? We've declared.

He declared a major incident. Ooh, he declared a major incident. What do you mean, like a snowstorm or an oil spill? We declared a major incident yesterday. Encounter terrorism, policing were initially supporting our investigation. However, at this stage, there's nothing to suggest that this is a terrorist incident other than the guy doing this. Aloichmann! Aloichmann!

Have you ever seen such college? Have you ever seen such cowardice on display, white cowardice, which has been going on forever over there? Eyewitnesses describe how an older man blocked one of the attackers. Here's the guy who isn't a coward from stabbing a younger girl, suffering wounds to his head and neck. And there was another story that I didn't even tell you, a woman who survived it, she was trying to get out. You know, there was a rush for the doors. She got knocked into a seat while people were rushing out. So here comes the guy looking right at her.

So she said she just fell on the floor. And he's standing over the knife. And she says, please don't. And he just, he said something like, the devil's not going to win or something. And just left her alone. But can you fucking imagine? Yeah, she'll be right the rest of her life.

But don't car with a terrorist attack. You know, England is the motherland of white people, right? Yeah. Fucking. You disheartedly. watching what we've been reading about in history, how empires get torn down and shit. You're watching it. It's what we're witnessing here.

The West has been lost, unless there's some, I mean, Trump's like the only thing that stands in between. Anyways, it's, uh, why would anybody want to go over there right now for any reason? People like, you can do comedy over there? No, not if you can. It has to be like the godfather where when Michael Calliote is going to have to, have that meeting where he has to have his safety guaranteed. Right? Remember fucking a vaguerre, whatever his character was? Can't do that. It ruins all my plans. I will be, uh, my safety will be guaranteed.

All right, let's move on. That's the music they're going to play when I have my colonos. That's what they're going to say in there. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Now touch me, baby. This is so, related to what we just talked about in the A4 mentioned story. Libs eating libs, that's our segment tonight. When we hear the term thought police, we think about the book 1984, which is a great book, or maybe recall the horror. Has any book ever, like, forecast of what was coming?

Like that book that? Maybe Charlotte Twibb. or maybe recall the horrors of the old Soviet Union in its client states where citizens were afraid to ever speak the truth. I remember that when I was a kid, always hearing about that. Comrade, here is something that might be of interest to you. Unfortunately, now when I hear the term, I think of England. This is written by Dan Gaynor, by the way, in English.

I am a lifelong Anglophile, the product. of watching tons of British television and movies from Monty Python to the body and irreverent countdown. But a two-week trip to England, he says, wasn't especially merry with that threat looming overhead. England arrests 12,000 people a year now for what they say online. As someone who speaks his mind on the internet, that's a terrifying prospect. This is the guy who's writing this, is it not me?

but we can all really. No, I didn't expect to spend a long time in British jail, but getting in trouble for things of set online isn't restricted to British residents either. Just ask comedian Graham Linehan, five metropolitan, that's the cops, police arrested him for his posts about transgender men who claim they are women.

This guy's like a celebrity in Ireland. He writes a comedy show, and the police statement about the answer incident is terrifying. The man in his 50s was arrested on suspicion of inciting violence. Sound familiar, folks? Do you see where? This is in relation to post on X. He's not English. He's Irish. And the comments he made were while he was in the United States. That's Graham Lennon. And he's going to tell you about his ordeal right now with him you know, being arrested for saying something about trans,

arrested by UK police for something he said, well, he was in the United States on the internet. My name is Graeme Linehan. I was a comedy writer, but I was cancelled, and now I'm a journalist and activist supporting women's rights. The reason I started speaking out about this was because eight years ago, I noticed that women were losing work and opportunities and their social service.

for standing up for their rights as natal women. I also noticed that language was being manipulated and warped so that very kind of fundamental words like woman and mother were suddenly considered offensive. And I found that offensive. And the moment I started speaking out about it, my life was kind of destroyed. I was targeted by trans activists.

trans activists. I was cold-shouldered by my entire business when up until then I was somewhat lauded as an example of a comedy writer who was fairly consistent in producing quality work and you know the entire UK entertainment system turned their back on me at the start of September was I was on a play heading back to the UK I was arrested on the orders of another trans activist who has been responsible for a series of vexatious police reports recently they still haven't dropped the charges even though the charges are absurd there were three tweets

they didn't name anybody there was no target they were making arguments about trans activism one of them made an argument about how women should keep themselves safe when they're approached by a man in there who shouldn't be

in one of their spaces call the cops all else fails punch them in the balls three years for this you know Sounds familiar, doesn't it? I mean, what, you don't think that's on the way here? Arrested for things he said online here, again, not there. The British don't have a First Amendment.

They don't have a right to free speech enshrined in anything. And they think it's okay to lock up people for so-called hate speech. The Washington Post rationalized this. in a recent piece calling America's view extremists, that's in quotes, under an article headlined, in Europe, hate speech isn't free speech. Some in D.C. hate that. They have targeted several companies to force them to comply

with the British Online Safety Act, or OSHA, almost like OSHA. One of the targets is the meme-centric site for Chan, Yes, Fawcans, sometimes post-offensive stuff, but that is a key part of free speech the British refused to accept. In Britain's demand that Fawcann obey their rules, they wrote, a failure to comply with a requirement of an information notice may also constitute a criminal offense. Who the fuck do you think you are? Monitoring other fucking countries, companies, and essentially they had to assess. how well they were obeying British law, which isn't their job because they are an American

company. We're talking about fortune. For that, they have fined fortune, 20,000 pounds or one Rosie O'Donnell. That's the, what do you call it? Thank you. 20,000 pounds or over 26 grand, and the fine grows if they don't obey it. Well, boy, try that. try and 4cham by the way is like fuck you and they're not like a fucking right wing conservative you know i mean but they're like blow me they don't people forget we take it so much for granted that that first amendment people take for granted you know and good luck with that good luck trying to get that i read same with the whole people um shitting their pants about the whole muslim thing you know that's their ultimate goal to take over the world if you follow the

hit, but they never end up against crazy Americans who love their guns. I think it's what separates us from past civilizations. Try it. Just fucking try telling some guy from, I don't know, El Paso to watch his mouth or something.

You know what I mean? I just don't fucking, you better be ready, dudes. And your jabs, ladies. Anyways, let's end this, folks, with World Series. that we were talking about the beginning of the show.

As you know, the Toronto Blue Jays and the Dodgers went seven games to decide the World Championship of baseball. A great series. Two great,

this is one of the few times I remember watching the World Series and go, these are, well, not a few times. I've said a few, but I'm like, these are clearly the best two teams of baseball. And it was great

because, again, the Dodgers literally have a billion-dollar lineup. I mean, the Freddie Freeman's, Mokey Betts, They throw them out. These guys are all future Hall of Famers. And not to mention the greatest player ever, Otani. And then you've got these salty veterans like Muncie,

who seems like always comes through. Even Kiki Hernandez, who does nothing during the regular season, comes alive in October. They are built for this run. And if you watch the game, the game seven, if you didn't, I question your sexuality, they were ahead three to one. It almost felt like they were winning. It felt like it was a matter of time.

The Blue Javes were going to take this. But you just knew if they left the door open and a crack, there's so much talent on a goddamn team. What a great world series. Not just this game. Here's the... We're going to run through a bunch of clips real quick of the highlights of the series.

And by the way, there was some violence. Who would have guessed in L.A.? The night they won it. I guess people are going shithouse. But I would think most of the... people pulling for the fucking Blue Jays like Iowa. I mean, nobody but did. Blue Jays came in last in the division.

Red Sox division last year. ALEs. They came in last. Nobody saw this coming. And you're pulling for that manager, right? It's his dream. And like I said, it felt like Toronto just couldn't. There's a guy they have,

Toronto's a guy, Ernest Clemens. He set the record for hits in the postseason, 30-something hits. Robertson, Dave Robertson throws in a guy. Did I already say this on air? talking to you before the show. He throws in the second baseman who hadn't had a hit in a month, a Rojas,

Miguel Rojas, I think his name was. The guy hasn't, he puts him in in game six and game seven. Just had a hunch that he was, he hadn't had a hit in a month. He hits a frigging home run of the night. And makes a play. It makes a play

at second base, throws it to home. He lost his balance, beat the guy. It was a base's load situation force at home. The guy's foot came off the plate and went back down. Literally, the Toronto guy was called out by this much. That would have been the World Series if he was safe.

This is why I love sports and I'll always love sports. It's better than anything you could script and whatnot. Here are the main highlights of this World Series. That's Bichette. He hadn't played in a couple months. Hit over 400.

Free agent, by the way. Bad knee. That put him up 3-0. Off Otani. The J's on the board first. World Series. Lines the ball to center field. Faces are loaded.

If that gets by him, new game. Smith is into score. Three runs with a score. What a play. The ball straight on to the center field. What a play. That gets by it and you're fucked. Chersersers 2.0.

Edmund pulls one. Down the line. Carrero. Carrows by Vlad Jr. He has used the World Series stage to show everybody that he's more than... He, this guy, $500 million of paying him, and he was worth every... He had the, I think, the best offensive figures in all of the postseason. Making plays like this, he threw guys out at third.

He used to be a fat slob who could always hit home runs. Anyways, go ahead. This one actually hits him. Word over the plate, says Jimenez. The bench is clear in game seven. It had everything. It was delicious. Show sizes it up.

Here comes bets. Here comes the throw. It's way up the line and it's a one-run game. See, they do what you're supposed to do. You need a fly ball. That situation, they get it. Three to two. Again, another, not a big name.

4 to 2. Chopper to first. Gun to C, second one. Great baseball, right, Della? Four or two. Eighth inning. Top of the eighth. Oh, shit. Monsie brings the downers back to within one with a no doubt. Ninth inning, by the way, with one out, folks.

They were two outs away from winning the World Series, Toronto. And that happened. Bases loaded and then makes that play. Take a look just to take a look. He's off balance. He's off balance. His balance right here. and gathered to make the throw.

Look how close. They showed a replay. The guy's foot comes off home, played the catch, and he puts it back down a split second. Go ahead. Well, that would have been the game. Faces are loaded here.

Look out. Pahas runs him over, makes the catch. Bottom a nine. Who is trying to play Willie Maze. That wins the game, too. You believe that shit? Two one. Pahas up the middle.

Jimenez comes home and gets the lead runner. The infield drawn. That was a base floated. That's a good play. That's even a good play. Smith, it's a high fly ball to deep left field. Oh shit. He's got a chance.

It is gone. It's Will Smith. Top of the 11. He was doing that shit all year. Oh, my. stem. And in the 11th inning of game seven, the Dodgers lead for the first time. Final. That breaks.

That was just all last night. And all the other games are just as good. Anyways, I just love that shit. That is it. Congratulations, the Dodgers. I can't stand anything in L.A. Anyways, Nickdip.com, go to my website and buy something to bought the show. Camio.com. If you'd like me, roast a friend or a relative, go to Cameo.com. Don't forget no show tomorrow because, uh, maybe I can bring in some footage of the camera. Gross, jealous. Yeah, it's Halloween, chocolate candy. I can't wait until they find candy corn down there. Imagine not real corn, candy corn. Anyways, that's it. You guys, I'll say it very welcome. I see you back here on Wednesday. Um,

Glenn Greenwald's next. Take care. Hi, good night, everybody.