The Nick DiPaolo Show - Jon Stewart Spanks CNN | Nick Di Paolo Show #1739

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

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got anything? I don't remember I thought I made the meat sauce I throw all that was still eating it. It's fucking you can't you can't not. Can we please do that for the next Pitching Kitchen? Yeah? Yeah, cuz I want to eat it. Yeah, you Yeah, and it'll be an easy one folks. It's basically you know make a sauce Go to the fucking meat section and just throw darts at shit bring it home and it really, and it just, you know, the acid from the tomatoes breaks down the meat. That's how it works, folks. And it's falling off the bone like a, like I said, like a cancer patient. I'm sorry, that's insensitive. People

have cancer, but you're delicious. Thank you. What the fuck else did I do? Went to B and D. That's my, I'm like Norm at B. We're talking about poor George. George went. He went to heaven. Get it? Anyways, he didn't look like a healthy dude, but God was that show people look we forget about that one That one should not get lost in the shuffle that show I know I'm from Boston So I had a little bit of bias. I've actually been to the original but mother of God was that funny Then I got to read for those guys not for fucking Not for you know what? Not the cheers for some other show that the, was it the Charles Brothers?

What were their names? I forget. But they, you know, they were coming off Cheers and writing another thing. I got to go in and read for them. It's some studio, big table, a bunch of execs, and I ripped the tits off. I came in with a wisecrack, making fun

of the fucking curtains or some shit. And then I did the lines and got laughs which is hard to do when it's on paper and felt very good about it never heard from the pucks no they said and they always say but they said we really liked them but it's you know we're looking for something he's too greasy like the Saturday Night Live when I first moved to New York they were doing auditions at Catcher Rising Star which was the hottest club in New York. I got an audition, my manager got me on the audition, destroyed the joint, fucking destroyed

it and even the guy from SNL told my manager, he was the funniest one that night but he's not right for the show. Why the fuck not the fuck I Should have done impressions and shit. I should have done silly characters like the Jew broads do Should have done a one-man show Bill Hicks has on my favorite bits like everybody's doing one-man shows, you know He goes, uh, sorry. My show lasts about... here's my one-man show. He goes, I grew up, had a great childhood. My parents supported me in everything I did. Good night, everybody.

He goes, CDs will be available after the show. He goes, uh, my mother liked my... my daddy never fucked me. Blah blah blah. Then he goes, I was doing the show in Arkansas kid comes up me after the show He goes that part about your daddy never fucking that was a joke, right? Feels like you'd like the show he goes little long God again, Bill Hicks, lib, but a lib with some, you know, old fashioned lib. I got to believe he'd be leaning towards us because he wasn't in love with the government

either. Anyhow, I'm yapping away. Let's get, oh, by the way, Florida Panthers, Carolina Hurricanes, game one of the Eastern Conference Championships. That's what I watch. I don't give a fuck about the Knicks and all the girly basketball and Florida took care of business on the road. They're a great road team

They play the same at home as on the road the chippy they'll stab you with a stick when you're not looking and so all the hurricanes They were a little edgy. So The game was in control last night and Brad Marsha and took a run at a guy and I was telling Dallas if he hit him he would have Paralyzed him he only caught half of them So the guy gets the puck back that he tried to hit and Marshand's coming towards him shoots it at his head on purpose He might get fucking suspended. I don't know I mean it was so intentional Marshand ducks, you know goes by his side of he throws his gloves off in one motion and goes after the

throws his gloves off in one motion and goes after the You Florida Panthers must be in love with Brad Marsh in because he's been one of your best plays, if not the best, on the ice and he fits right in. I have this wet dream that the Bruins are going to get him back because it's not definite where he could stay there and be a free agent again. Anyways, those are my little hopes. John Stewart ripped CNN a new one. Did you see this? John Stewart, my old friend, and yes, you'd like him too, I'm telling you. Again, he grew up in Jersey, he's fucking confused about his politics as

smart as he is. Stewart tore into CNN Monday night blasting the network, even he got this right, for aggressively promoting anchor Jake Tapper's new book about former president Joe Biden's health. Every time I see the phrase former president, I even doubt that. Former puppet, former mannequin in chief. A topic Stewart said the network should have covered during Biden's, you know, during his term, of course. You are correct, sir. Forgetting about the fact how fucking weird, this is John talking, it is that the news is selling you a book about news

they should have told you was news a year ago for free. I didn't even look at it like that, but they are. They're CNN selling a book to you about news that they should have told you about. That's an interesting take on it. Here's John. Don't news people have to tell you what they know when they find it out? Isn't that the difference between news and a secret?

Breaking news in a week. That's, you know, you know, that's where the word I never thought about. That's why it's called news. New, plural, news. Not olds. Like an old mobile. Not old. And Tapper. Like an Oldsmobile not all and Tapper I like how these the media is acting like boy. They had us in the dark. No, no, no, no, no

No, no, no For 40 years you guys have known how the Democrats work you work with them and we're supposed to believe all they fooled you this time Suck a dick you guys are the true cancer time. Suck a dick. You guys are the true cancer. It's just fun to watch them not only continue to push the book in light of this difficult news, he said, Stuart, but to actually frame this difficult news as perhaps even more of a reason to buy this book, according to Stuart. Tapper and Axios reporter Alex Thompson, that's Tapper with no glasses on. He actually looks like a guy you could, those glasses just say, fuck you, I'm smarter than you, and I smell onions. He's always like this. That's his face when somebody's in view and he looks like he's gonna cry. He looks normal there.

It's probably his life partner. Tapper and Alex Thompson wrote the book Original Sin, President Biden's Decline, It's Cover-Up. Again, like they're so removed from it. And his disastrous choice to run again. What are we doing? Oh, you're going to run again. What's going on right now?

Get out there. I gave Gutfeld. Now I can say it, because he used it last night. I got a lot of shit on last night, good ones. I said the media had the, well he was President Biden, the media had their head so far up his ass, I'm surprised they didn't find the tumor. Only I said it was Biden's head up his own ass, John, and Gutfeld turned it, actually made it better I think. Anyways, and what was the other thing I fucking,

oh, I did it, I said the way they treated Biden, the way his wife treated him and the Democrat party, because they knew he was gone. I said they treated him the same way Colonel Tom Parker treated Elvis. Just gave him a ton of prescription meds, pushed him towards the lights and the cameras. He played a, that's what I love about Gutfeld.

When I write something that I know is good, he'll, I go, and he, I go, he'll use it. He loves a good analogy or whatever. He played a montage of Tapper, John Stewart did, plugging the book in eight separate CNN appearances before questioning the ethics of holding back information for commercial purposes. We see right through you, Jake. And I don't hold it against you that you're making money on a book and shit. And there's a lot worse guys than him.

I mean, he's one of the fucking CNN. I don't know how you work them. You guys realize he was on Fox News, right? He started at fox news and there was another woman the blonde who i actually met a few times when i was in the fox building what the fuck was her to christin christin something anyways she went to see it and a couple other fought and you go so let me ask you something that's like going yeah i yeah, I fucking love the Yankees. And then a year later, I'd love this. I'm playing for this. You're not with it. Will the real Jake Tapper please stand up? You can't believe both things.

Do you? I'm sure you got a better offer from CNN. It's fucking weird. I don't trust you. Let's move on to a guy everybody trusted segue I'm gonna have a little button I hit segue George went bye bye everybody you like that one George went the guy that played Norman Cheers who is a lovable character Ted Danson is raising a glass as you you know, George Wendt passed away yesterday or the day before, whatever. Ted Danson is raising a glass to the one and only George Wendt. Hours after news of Wendt's death at age 76 broke, the man on the inside, here we go, where they refer to the people in the article by their move. I've got to write a bit about it I want him to interviews you know the the deep throat star said death at 70 it broke the man on the inside that would

be Ted Danza it's a show apparently he's on that I wouldn't watch boy boy did he when you're a liberal when you're a fucking like a big lib man they say he's a star he's huge we have to use Martin Sheen you like royalty they won't let your career die he's 77 dancing already shared a heartfelt sentiment for his fallen co-star what he said when they asked him about he said he's gone and we couldn't do nothing about it stopped his drinking I am devastated Ted said to hear that Georgie is no longer with us. A rep for Dancing Share with the Public. I am sending all my love to Bernadette and the children.

Bernadette Peters? No. Every time I hear Bernadette I think of Bernadette Peters. Remember her folks? Big tits, tiny mouth. I just thought of a scene from the soprano, Christopher and this other mook got a couple of Russian whores to celebrate a heist they made. They were actually setting up to kill this mob. And the Russian whore walks away and this guy's a fat slob. He goes, big tits, little feet, a hit in any man's league.

Anyways, come on folks, it's the greatest show ever. It is going to take me a long time to get used to this. I love you Georgie, Dance and Said. Rhea Pearlman who played Cocktail Waker's Carla Tortelli and the guy that played her ex-husband is one of the funniest motherfucking characters ever. How he treated her and talked to her. It's alright to do a stereotypical And the guy that played her ex-husband is one of the funniest motherfucking characters ever, how he treated her and talked to her. Yeah, it's all right to do a stereotypical Italian husband, you know, that's fine. She played Carla Tortelli on the show. She addressed George's passing.

George Went was the sweetest, kindest man I ever met. It was impossible not to like him. As Carla, she said said I was often standing next to him as Norm always took the same seat at the end of the bar which made it easy to grab him and beat the crap out of him at least once a week I love doing it and he loved pretending it didn't hurt I don't know what she means if she's meeting the lines of the show she actually slapped him around what a guy I'll miss him more than words can say. When's the last time you talked to

him? I love this shit. This is when Howard Stern was great. When Howard Stern was great, he'd have people on like this and that, if they'd say something like that, they'd go, really? He'd go, really? When's the last time you talked? You guys are all full of shit. That's when he was fucking, you know. Normal. Thank you. Anyway, so a little tribute to Norm from Cheers, we thought would run a few of his best. And there's a guy right there. If you guys aren't familiar with the show, and I'm telling you, if you're young people,

go back and watch it. The writing is timeless and fucking great. This guy died about season two. He was only in it for like a season or two. This guy Nicholas Supton, I forget his last name, he played coach, kind of a dumb ex baseball coach behind the bar. He had the funniest lines ever and then he passed away. That sucked and then they brought in the broads. Who were great too. Chris D'Alec, Chris D'Alec, everybody. Check out, here's some of Norm's lines when he used to come into the bar. Could this be Vera? That was a lot of expensive surgery maybe. What's up Norm?

Everything that's supposed to be. Hey, what would you like? You got anything pale and cold? Yeah but it's Diane's day off. What would you say about beer, Normie? Daddy loves you. A little early for a beer, huh? So float a cornflake in it. What do you say to a beer, Normie? A sailor, new in town. Still pouring, Norm? That's funny. I was about to ask you the same thing.

What can I do for you, Mr. Peterson? You lope with my wife. Hey, what's happening, Norm? It's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing milk-thawing underwear. How's life in the fast land, Normie? That beats me. I can't find the on-ramp. What's going down, Mr. Peterson? My cheek's on this bar stool.

He was the best guy around. He was the best guy around. Oh it's so well written. That show is so, only problem I had with it folks, I can't hear myself, only problem I had with it, nobody had a Boston accent. Yeah. Did you notice that? You know, somebody would do a cameo, some guy that you didn't know, a character actor, that, you know, and then they'd do a Ted Kennedy

or a John Kennedy, but, you know, some of them are supposed to be from Boston. Nobody ever brought that up. That's how good it was and how funny. Even Boston people didn't give a shit. Anyways, George Rest in Peace up there, down there. I don't know where. You're a good guy.

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