The Nick DiPaolo Show - Kamala Calls Joe “Reckless” | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1791

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

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oh, wow. And the things I'm smart, and I'm smart, not like everybody says, but don't, I'm smart, and I want to expect. That's no way to get it with that tone of voice. Channeling my mother. I always had the wrong tone for everybody, actually. Even when I grew up, it's just a weird, I sound sarcastic no matter what comes out of my mouth. Me and Louis C.K., we went to a, I remember, we're in New York City.

There's a new comedy club open. We go down. The owner is at the door or the manager, whoever. Louis goes first. I go, how you doing? and he didn't he thought I was being like a while he took it wrong and fucking

Louis was laughing his ass off because Louis goes I've seen that happen to you before where you didn't get called out and he goes of course Louis defines Louis goes that guy's actually a bigot to have a problem with your tone of course he has to take it there

I'm like whatever so I looked at Louis that the fuck you're talking about I'll never forget get that. The guy thought I was being a wise ass. He went yeah, something like that. I go and Louis starts to laugh. It's just

my tone. Of course, when the old man heard that, crack in the face, I'm like, Dad, I just said yes. Anyways, welcome to the live lineup where you get my show, the whole show, all these other shows scrolling by for free, and now you

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Who's going to buy that book? Caroline Levitt lamb basting the liberal media, M-D-E-A, Medea. Trump gets a small assist from Roberts on some ruling that's supposed to be important. And Tom Holman went on Morning Joe and pissed right in his coffee along with Mika's coffee. You're going to enjoy that. That's my favorite clip of the day, actually. Anyhow, Red Sox at Sacramento. last night it's a minor league park

still has major league dimensions but they Christ they put up four or five in the first inning and never look back and we brought up a pitcher young kid out of AAA named Connelly Early. Why would you name him Connolly? Early's a great name to

match any one syllable name to even Diane would be better than Conley. Lefty Babyface, not a big hulking guy like most of these pitches. He struck out 11 or 12 in five innings. Tied the record for Sox debuts or whatever.

Unbelievable command placement and dirty breaking ball. Didn't even, never even heard the kid. But watching the Sox all summer, haven't heard his name mentioned once. And he comes up and just, the A's like shaking their head. At one point he struck out four in a row. Anyways, I'm glad. You're probably happy. I told you that. It'll change your life dramatically. Dramastically. Oh my God. Dramastically. That's

got to be a word now. Dramastically. My wife would go crazy because I'm getting like, that's what that shit your dad used to do combined, at least mine or Archie Bunker, the groinicologist. I called a cast iron skillet, a skittle. I say, I give it two years before I, uh, uh, uh, I have a diaper on him, visiting angels, hosing down my ass. It ain't fun, folks. It ain't fun. As Polly Walnut said, hey, I'm getting old. You don't think it's going to happen to you. First, it's your fucking eyes. Then it's your teeth. Now I can't take a fucking piss. Anyways, I'm just hesitating. I'm tired of

news. I'm not, I'll bring up, I don't have a story on it. That girl being slaughtered on that train is too upsetting to me. That's why I know I'm getting old, because I would feast on that, but we already talked about it. Now they have footage of the horrified look on her face right after he stabbed her, I think. She's like in shock, you can see it. And nobody fucking helped her. Black woman sitting there just fucking picks up her bag and turns her shoulder. Black guy in the, nobody helped her. It's, I can't get it out of my mind. And the fucking left-wing media, their big concern is all the hate, all the racism on, on social media against that guy.

That's what they're worried about. Boy, have they been exposed for the scum that they are? Un-fucking real. But it's just sickening to me. And then I told you yesterday about a woman walking her dog in Alabama. black guy killed her wasn't that recent did i pull up an old story why is nobody talking about that holy just reverse the races i'll say it again you would we would be flooded with those stories for the next year and it's just so ironic because the white people are the problem the clansmen

the racist you heard biden how the fuck they those people have been lied the democrats the democrats been lying to you for a year and you guys still vote that way I don't get it just disgusting and the stupid broad we showed her face had the title judge in her name and she looked like she couldn't fucking work at Wendy's she was actually a glorified social worker remember Stokes is her name there's people asking her to be fired can imagine that's where we are we can't agree on that I don't know what to say, folks, but it's white people have had enough. Getting real close.

And I'll say it again because I want to fucking, it's a small percentage. And it's true of black people. But they commit young black males. I saw what's his name, Matt Walsh, talking about this and the statistics he had. They were like, what did he say? There was like 68,000 interracial violent things last year and like 47,000. them were done from black on white, which is like 88%, and he read all these statistics that you can't argue with.

And again, it's a small, but I say to that, if it's such a small segment, it should be easy to put it out like a cigarette, but apparently not. And you ask yourself, well, why's that? Well, it looks like the legal system and the people who run it have a different agenda. They're sicking these people on you. That's all I'm going to say. That's all you need to fucking know. Anyhow, let's get on with some lighter news.

A baby was backed over by a school bus in Harrisburg. Speaking of what? Oh, yeah. Good one. Speaking of school buses, here's a woman who loves them. First of all, Kamala kicks Joe in the nuts. I guess she's got a book out. Don't you have to fucking read a book before you write one?

We've all said that a few times. I haven't written one, you know, what's that say about me? I used to love to fucking read when I was in L.A. and I was bored. Now I watch my wife just, I go, was I marriage that bad that you finish 11 books a week? The fuck you want me to do? I can't do stripping anymore. Former vice president Kamala Harris has blasted, in quotes, reckless. of President Joe Biden's controversial decision to run for a second term.

I don't remember you screaming and telling us that he was cuckoo, writing in her forthcoming memoir that the choice should not have been left to an individual's ego. Well, we could apply that to you. Who the fuck told you to run? And what made you think you were qualified? Talk about ego, you're retarded.

At least he pretended to be somebody in Washington for 50 years. You're a dingbat. The ex-Veepe's stunning dig at her former boss was laid bare in an excerpt of her book, 107 days, which is how long it takes her to make a sandwich. It's a cookbook. My Guide to Washing Turnip Greens in the Turlet. Remember I can call it greens in a tub?

She was so proud she wrenched them. Anyways, the book excerpt was obtained by the Atlantic on Wednesday, and that's a publication's that to the left of, the leftist thing you can think of. Was it grace or was it recklessness? In retrospect, this is her talk. I think it was recklessness, Harris writes, of her decision not to convince Biden to drop out of the 2024 race earlier. Who gives a fuck what you think? I'm pretty sure that's what the take is from America. the stakes were simply too high and so was I

I got some reefer from a Colombian kid living behind my house this wasn't a choice that should have been left to an individual's ego and individual's ambition it should have been more than a personal decision oh you stop it Harris defended her decision not to chime in during all those months of growing panic that's in quotes about Biden's car

cognitive health as a sign of her being a loyal person. How about a loyal person to the American voters? How about that? Telling us he was shit in his pants and was out of his mind. Loyal to who? To yourself? The loyalty, I mean, because we could all see it. So if you came out and said it, Jesus, maybe some Republicans would have voted for you. The loyalty, however, other people in the middle. The loyalty, however, didn't stop her from delivering several other painful punches with her blaming her silence on her delicate status within the White House. It even suggesting the Biden administration added fuel to negative narratives being peddled

about her by her critics. When she was attacked on everything, Everything from, she says, from my laugh to my tone of voice, to whom I dated, blowing black fellas to get ahead in my 20s or claimed I was a D-E-I-hire, all true. The White House rarely pushed back with my actual resume. Yeah, they didn't want to show you that, that resume that you had McDonald's written on it, and then we looked into it, you didn't work there, you sure you want your resume out there? That was a pretty good point, huh?

It's almost like a real show today. then I worked at a car wash in Seattle hooked up with a fella anyways she complained still despite the subtle jabs Harris doubled down on her decision not to convince Biden to drop out saying that the American people had chosen him

before in the same matchup and again no they didn't no they didn't I'll go to my fucking grave saying it we all know now that they didn't and if there was any time for you to speak up it was I mean because there was all kinds of fighting about whether it was a legitimate

so you wouldn't look that bad staying quiet about her own concerns because it was just possible he was right about this too she's talking about Biden about this too what the fuck else was he right about the guy couldn't find his way off stage

they had to put an electric dog fence up around the White House to keep him on the property the fuck he's a little whore and a little piece of trash all right take it easy make it easy and if you heard that joke on Gutfeld I wrote it so don't don't be right me hey that was from Gutfeld's model because I wrote it's Joe and Jill's decision we all said like a mantra

as if we'd all been hypnotized because she's usually as sharp as attack Harris goes on to claim that she would have stepped in if she feared Biden was incapacitated. You're lying bitch, you're still lying. You're still lying. We all saw him wandering

off like when he met with a president of Italy out in a field somewhere. He's in there looking for fucking mushrooms. What are you talking about? We saw him doing car wheels down the fucking Air Force One steps. What are you talking about? Do you guys believe he

went through four years and nobody really brought up the 25th Amendment about him not being fit? Just let that soak in. When Biden asked her about the book he called her to ask her about book and she told him, yeah, that's what I said.

And how did I miss that one? He said, you blabbermouthed, but he didn't. That was a sound drop I forgot to put on there that I was looking forward to. But it's never really helped my career, I was told. Never stopped saying it. In church.

Anyhow. So that's that. She's trying to cash in on that. I'm anxious to see how well that book does. All as I know is chapter 17, it's called, Hello buses. And chapter 5 was Van Diagrams. Van Diesel.

Ben. Anyhow, any he. Yeah, so 107 days. What's the 100? Is that what the campaign lasted? Oh, she's such a fool. How can she still be in politics? Where is she going to go from, remember she was talking about running for governor?

That got put up pretty quick. Honestly, I really think, Ms. Harris, let me give you some advice. You should be hosting at a Benegans, which went out of business about 12 years ago. That's what you should be doing. All right, let's move on to a lady that I find very endearing after watching KJP, whatever name was, the little black muffin girl puppet. Caroline Levitt, lambasted, lib media. This girl, and she doesn't need notes

and to look down and to do it KGP used to do, remember? She'd feign intellectualism by going, closing her eyes for a second, like she's thinking. Like she's thinking what's on top of mind. She's on the top of a garbage heap. Leavitt lamb-based to live media. White House Press Secretary, Caroline Leavitt. I think she's a New Hampshire girl.

I know she's a New England girl. Lamb-based media outlets Tuesday for their slow response in covering the fatal stabbing of Ukrainian refugee, Irina Zarutka. And again, this is all I will touch on it, just but it's more about the media and the way they friggin' handled it. And she calls him out. and this is what we had been missing for years. I would scream at the top of my lungs

when frigging, even when Reagan was in office, I'd go, how do they get to say that shit and nobody on the Republican side even punches back other than Rush Limbaugh at the time? I'd go, how do they just sit there and then George W. Bush, you know, turn the other cheek. He was opening both cheeks. What in God's name?

Anyways, she's so Trumpian. You can tell she's like a pit bull for Trump, and better looking than any of the leftist mental cases. But here's Caroline Leavitt letting the media know that they wear on to you as far as racial incidents and all other condom bias. This monster should have been locked up and arena should still be alive. But Democrat politicians, liberal judges, and weak prosecutors would rather virtue signal than lock up criminals. Bang. Bang. Home run. Rather virtue signal. Because even now, they're making it about race. A woman was slaughtered, and they're making it about race.

You think they would make it about race? Again, if the suspect was white and the girl was black. But you know what? That wouldn't happen. Just look at the statistics. And these jerkoffs, what is it? It's a mental illness. It's not a blind spot.

There's something about race. I don't know. It's somebody's agenda. I'm not going to say who. Anyways, go ahead, Blondie. Protect their communities. And perhaps most shamefully of all, the majority of the media, many outlets in this room decided that her murder was not worth reporting on originally

because it does not fit a preferred narrative. Many of the journalists in this room spilled plenty of ink trying to smear Daniel Penny for defending a subway car from a deranged lunatic in New York City, but none of those same reporters lift a finger to write stories about an actual murderer. As much as I love that, we're still not to where we have to be

because she still can't use the word black in there and white. That's to me. That's my litmus test when everything's, if you're so big on a quality as far as getting rid of double standards, she could have said when a white man choked out a crazy drug-fueled black man, you guys wrote tons of shit and covered that.

they can't even say white and black and you still watch local clips on the internet it's always like a local news team in Oklahoma a bunch of a bunch of kids jumped an old white couple you know like we're going to go what were they Amish yes a butter churn was fine

I always go to the butter churn I'm sorry and they make good you know what fireplaces something like that she continued Ms. Levitt continued too many innocent people across the country continue to pay the price of

the failed experiment known as cashless bail. How about cashless bail, D-E-I BLM, that has been championed by the Democrat Party for years? And when I say they're sickened criminals on you guys, on us,

that's what we're talking about. The bail reformed. That was the purpose of it. It's working beautifully. You don't hear anybody speaking out on the left. Zerutz, except for the mayor of Charlotte, that woman who looks like she's biracial, but she's black, I think, but no, she was upset because the victim, he's mentally ill. We can't be talking about him in a negative light, even though he just stabbed somebody to death. Zerutska, 23 years old, oh my God,

came to the U.S. seeking safety from the war in Ukraine, but was stabbed to death on a train in Charlotte, North Carolina on August 22nd. She was riding home from work at a pizzeria, so she already had a job, paying her taxes, doing whatever, and still wearing her uniform when an assailant stabbed her to death. What? Didn't you like pizza? The suspect identified as 34-year-old DeCarlos Brown. I was arrested and charged with moiter.

These reckless, y'all. and again, I'll say it again, small segment, but again, disproportional as far as the fucking violent crimes they commit. I don't know how you fix it. These reckless policies have turned too many of America's cities into hunting grounds for career criminals who mock our justice system, drain law enforcement resources, and wreak havoc on law-abiding citizens, she said. Enough is enough.

Yeah. And if the media was even a little, I remember sitting, I'm living in Malden, Massachusetts. Roger Clement was living out of place, Granada Highlands. It was a, fuck, I don't know why I was living there. I think I, I had a job about two months after I, two months after I, I mean, this place had a gate, a pool. I mean, it was like the fucking shit. It was just too nice to say no to. I had no business.

I was selling cable door to door, I think. That was after the meat, door to door, meat salesman thing. and then I fucking quit about two months in and where was I going with it? I remember sitting next to my buddy Tony not Italian eye doctor and watching CNN and going

are they trying to start a race war this is in the 80s this is in the friggin 80s that's how far back CNN and the rest of the media's been lying about it I go are they trying I go they cherry pick stories I go I haven't seen one story

with the fucking white person is the victim. It's insane. We were talking about all the time. What's that? Holy Christ. 35, 40 years ago. You think that was enough time to bend people's minds? Now it's

like engraved. It's creepy. And don't think AI is going to be any different. Garbage in, garbage out. Anyways, let's move on to the man himself. Trump gained small victory. Victory, victory, victory. Let's repeat it.

The coat's in session. The coat's in session. Now, here come to judge. Here come to judge. Chief Justice John Roberts. Still don't trust him. I don't know. On Tuesday, allowed the Trump administration

to freeze billions in foreign aid payments. Remember when we were doing the doge thing? All the money that was going out the door, all these billions to friggin' all the other countries. Well, we have our own problems here. here. Anyways, putting a hold on a lower court ruling that required officials to spend $4 billion of that money by the end of the month. Roberts, who handles emergency appeals from federal courts in Washington, D.C., issued what's known as an administrative stay, a temporary order

intended to give the justices more time to review the case. Well, that's different than saying, yeah, you can do, isn't it? The fuck, they're getting upset about it. The order to, the order does not necessarily indicate how the court will ultimate resolve. Well, then don't make it sound like it was even a small win. What basically was like this, Jesus Christ, we've got a full dock in here. We'll get back to you.

Put you on hold with that shitty music. The court will ultimately resolve the though it could make it harder for the groups that sued over the cuts to recover the money approved by Congress, at issue is $4 billion in foreign aid, including for global health and HIV programs. HIV?

The fuck, we spend more on athletes' foot. HIV, what are three people have it now? You can live with it. Spend another $10 billion on dandruff next year. That was approved by Congress, but the President Donald Trump has deemed wasteful that money, which everybody knows it is. Trump signed an executive order on his first day in office

attempting to curtail foreign aid and spending and his administration has for months been fighting lower court orders that block his efforts. And if you look into all those frigging judges, guarantee they went to fucking Yale or Harvard or whatever the fuck and big libs hate Trump. When you hate Trump, you hate America. I'm going to put that on, not on a t-eastern.

shared on a dress. I'm going to go after that trans market that likes Trump. That one guy, girl, in Oklahoma. The spending of foreign aid is a joint enterprise between our two political branches, U.S. District Judge Amir Ali.

I said you were talking about. A mayor Ali, seen here in his robe, under the robe, dynamite, taped to his chest. Hello. I don't like to see you. I'm doing Indian.

It's even more racist. Nice microphone. What is that a snake about to bite him? What the fuck is that? It's like they're shooting porn with a four-dollar boom mic. Anyways, District Judge of Mayor Ali wrote in a March opinion that cited against Trump. But in this case, Ali wrote, I'm the greatest of all time.

Ain't nobody can be, man. The executive not only claims his constitutional authority to determine how to spend appropriated funds, but usurps Congress's exclusive authorities dictate whether the funds should be spent in the first place. Are we going to solve this? This argument comes up every administration. We know Congress is in charge of the purse strings, but sometimes they make exceptions.

Whatever. Jesus Christ, bring it the judge, Judy. She'll solve this fucker in a second. Ali, who was appointed to the federal bench by President Joe Frazier, Biden, then ruled late Wednesday that the administration can't withhold the money without congressional approval. The U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit declined to pause that ruling. Do you get what I'm saying? Remember they said, well, we'll get back, you know.

And the Trump administration asked for emergency intervention from the Supreme Court on Monday. The administration told the Supreme Court that it intends to spend $6.6.5 billion, with a B, of the foreign aid that was at issue in the case by September 30th. but it wants the justices to allow it to withhold another $4 billion. Trump made a mistake, but he said he's going to spend half that on gold toilets at his hotel in Chicago. I think that's where he slipped up. Who's with me? You asked me, Dallas, about the shirt, didn't you? Who made it?

Murphy, Johnston, Johnston, Murphy. You know, one of those, you see at the airport, one of those, you look at, a t-shirt, it's $11, $11. But you know what? I was on a road trip, I believe. I bought two of these, one in light, and yeah, I loved the way they fit and shit. And, you know, I was coming from hilarity, so I cleared $1,100. I was very excited.

Could have what? What? So there you go. I'm going to go online and see if they have more. I'm going to get one that says tax the bitch. Get it? I love it. Anyhow. We got to NFL tomorrow.

I don't even know who's playing tomorrow. Not the Chiefs and the Eagles, is it? I know they play this weekend, but it's probably on Sunday. anyhow Tom Holman boy I think there's an owl in there pisses in morning Joe's

coffee although Joe wasn't there some other fool was sitting in for that moron here he's home and answering questions about whether or not ICE is scaring the migrant communities by their very presence she's worried about like a fucking truck they parked out on the street some

I mean Mika Brzynski pretty lady I'll give it that much. Her dad was a, you know, the foreign council, whatever to frigate it. He was a, you know, one of those Bilderberg dudes. They meet up at a hotel one and plan your life for the next day. I mean, she didn't get any of his brains.

Nice jugs. Here's Tom Holman. Yeah, I'm going to answer Blondie's dumb questions about the communities, the migrant communities, being scared. Go ahead. I see on the show this morning, you have Governor Healy talking about ICE doing enforcement operations at a church. False. Didn't happen. They were parked there. They did not do an operation there. She said they were parked in a public

space legally. But to say that and to push that out there puts fear in the immigrant community. So let me tell you what's happening. To do that puts fear in the community. To park the ice age. You hear Joe's filling? Yeah, right. Intimidation. What kind of grown fucking man You see what they're wearing about? They're wearing about the... ICE isn't there to arrest good people. They're to arrest scumbags. And her and the other guy's going,

but they're going to scare the good ones. You are fucking children. Children. Go ahead, Tom. They're on a public street. They are in a public street. They're on a public street, waiting to respond to a criminal alien release,

pulled aside the road. Let me tell you, in the last couple days, what's happened in Boston. They've arrested. Victor Gomez Paris, a 33-year-old criminal alien from Guatemala, with charges of aggravated rape, assault and battery with dangerous weapon, indecent assault and battery on a victim 14 years or younger. They arrested Kaylee Espinoza, a 35-year-old criminal alien from Columbia, with charges of aggravated assault on a pregnant victim. They arrested Joshua Gonzalez, a 23-year-old criminal alien alien from Dominican Republic with charges for trafficking heroin, morphine, opium, resisting police, disorderly conduct, and drug distribution. arrested Samuel Armanda Barreira, a 20-year-old criminal illegal

analyst in Guatemala pending charges for assault and battery on a child. So Mayor Wu and Governor Healy, they all be calling nice and thanking them for making their streets. I think we get the point. Just the ones he listed and they're still worried. Yeah, but you're going to scare the community of migrants. They should be, I swear to God, the media is more damaging. Again, it's an arm of the Democrat Party.

But if we could somehow cut that cancer out, it would change the whole temperature of this country. They are fucking, they just throw gas on the fire. Now they, the left, they're defending rapists and murderers, a Brago guy. They said, it's un-fucking real. They have nowhere to go. Like I said unless they move to the center and they just won't do it because they're not just they're not just like liberals in a classic sense they are fucking radicals

anyhow then Tom Coleman said to Holman said to her we didn't show that that was mean to her and he played the piano there all right and now then Joe's fill in for the day

another pinhead in a suit. Look at it. Like Dallas, like you said yesterday, you could tell if you shook his hand there would be weak and wet and warm and faggy. Go ahead. Let Tom, let the pit bull after this guy in his haircut. Will the officials there,

federal officials working for the Trump administration, National Guard and the federal office, will they be racially profiling? How will they approach the people they think might be migrants? You'll ask any black or brown person that's living in those dangerous communities we don't give a fuck

they don't give a fuck about racial profiling that's never brought up and that's what Republicans get more of those people who live in those neighborhoods on TV but that's his worry that's MSNBC's worry are you going to racially profile these maybe murderers

rapists what do you give a fuck and let me tell you about racial profile Most overblown thing. Here's racial profiling. Pull over. We thought you were part of the war. Sanoa cartel.

No, no, I'm not. Okay. We apologize. Is the guy's life ruined now? What are the after effects of being racially profiled? You heard his feelings. Scarred for life? Yeah, feelings.

Feelings. Sang Barbara Streisand. Was it her? Yeah. Nothing more. feelings. Another Jew, I'd like to bitch slap. Not because she's Jewish, because she's a lib. You know I like the Jews. I married one. His name is Saul Berkowitz. Good night, everybody. Anyways, yeah, let's listen. That's his big concern. Tom, slap them.

First of all, it's the false narrative. We don't racially profile people to arrest them. I've been clear from, and in the thumb, she just says 70% of people we arrest are not criminals. It's the opposite. Every morning, I come. come to work. I go through 22 pages of data showing what's happened the last 24 hours. Here are the facts. 70% of everybody we arrest is a criminal. But the left says, we're not criminal or not. No, they're criminals. Who are the other 30%? There are national security threats. We've arrested thousands of national security threats. Most national security threats don't have a criminal history, but there's significant dangers to the... Now we're getting

into the behind the fake statistics. Or I shouldn't say fake, but they put the spin on them. Then you get into the details. And you never hear this shit, except for here. But this is an exception to the rule. You never hear this. I'm surprised they didn't edit it. Go ahead. Probably did. This country. Who are the others?

They're gang members in no criminal history. Or there are people who have final orders. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Gang members with no criminal history? Hold on. Well, they never get busted. Hey, yeah, that's it. Or they get busted, but the Dems don't try. You know, all the blue cities are saying crimes down? You know why, right?

They don't let the cops do their jobs. They don't report half the shit. That's why the numbers are down. Yeah, murder's down. Yeah, because a guy cut a woman's head off and you charged him with loiterate. You dinkweeds. Go ahead, Tommy.

Who had due process at great taxpayer expense were already removed by a federal judge and didn't leave. They were being arrested too. So there's false scenario being pushed. There's a reason why there's over 1,000% increase and the assault and ICE officers. So the Supreme Court agreed with us yesterday

on how we do these operations. I said from day one, we don't arrest somebody or detain somebody without reasonable suspicion. I went a little long on that, but I just wanted to, because you don't hear the details behind the numbers, and I'm surprised they let home and on. You know, I'll give them that much. I wonder if they do a screen thing like they do,

like when I've done some of these shows before, they have me on at Fox they call you beforehand and ask you all kinds of questions just to make sure you're not nuts I pissed him off the first time it was when Letterman made fun of was it Chelsea Clinton

or made fun of somebody and they wanted me on to say it's a double standard when the comedians are you know whatever but I didn't go along 100% you know I forget why but

this woman was her name she's good-looking blonde Carlson boy she steamed when it was over I go to put my hand out she walks right by I was just answering honestly I didn't know I'm supposed to play the game

anyways let's move on to something a little light well by the way tomorrow is the Redskins and Packers oh tomorrow night good one good matchup two great quarterbacks there fucking Jalen what's his face is that's two those are two

that's a good game I think I took Washington in with the points but it's a pool okay my mother's won 12 times no

spitting mad the NFL has doled out its punishment for Jalen Carter after he spit on Dak Prescott during last Thursday's season opener I found it funny

my wife found it disgusting I said well let's put it in context I mean, it's a football game. You're trying to paralyze guys for the next three hours. So a little lungy. I got spit at. We're playing at Northeastern. This kid tackled me on the first play the game.

I stand up. I ran him over. He got too low. But he stands up. Nice louie. I ran on my face mask. No roughs around. Anyways, Carter was fine.

$57,000. How do you come up with this number? $222. for the incident and they said why was it that much because they said it was green which means he's infected that was the incident and suspended one game which the league feels has already been so time served you ever hear that now I got a problem with that all right that's two different things getting kicked out of a game and being suspended from a game only in the woke NFL I don't know if it has anything you do with the race but I'm just saying

if it was a white guy, probably would have to sit out the next game too. Don't forget, Roger, very woke league. Anyways, so they said, yeah, he, you know what? We threw him out of the game before it started, so we'll count that as this. That's not right. That's not a punishment. That's two different things. You get kicked out because of a rule, and then the upper brass says you have to sit out again.

That's, he should miss one game. If you're going to, personally, I didn't keep, find him 11 bucks. It's spitting. It's football. Fucking butt gets you. to gouge people's eyes out, spit on him. It was football. I know this doesn't set a good example for the kids, but fuck the kids. How about that? Put on Disney, become a girl like his sister. In a press release on Tuesday, the league said that because Carter was disqualified before

participating in a single play, the suspension was considered to have been served in week one. I don't agree with that. What? Oh, that was for Goodell, I guess. I meant to do this. That's what I'm. After talking to the Eagles, the NFL and NFL plays as those, Jason. Jalen has decided not to appeal and focus on the Chiefs game. Yeah, that's sort of like Brian Colberger. Yeah, we got your fucking sheath.

We got your car circling that house where you stabbed all those girls. He decided not to appeal it. It's hard to appeal a ruling when it. They get nine angles of your lungy flying through the air. Slow motion like the Kennedy assassination. It hit Prescott, his head snapped to the left. And they press got, well, anyways, I think it's move on. Anyways, his agent is Drew Rosenhouse.

I'd like to see his house. This guy has every athlete that's making a trillion dollars. Just, why didn't I pay attention? Just six seconds into the Eagles 24, 21. win. By the way, the Cowboys played a good game. That was a good game. They should not be disappointed with that. Over the Cowboys, Carter received an unsportsmanlike penalty was ejected. But yeah, we know before playing a goddamn snap. We heard that, you motherfucker. All right, get up. He looked happy when he was leaving. He's like, yeah, no work for me

today. Right after the opening kickoff, Carter exchanged words of Prescott and proceeded to walk up to him and spit on the quarterback's chest. Now, it's a little controversial because we're going to show you a clip of Prescott's, like, in his huddle, and he spits, and he doesn't spit at him. I really don't think he was. But you don't know, do you? You don't know his intention. But he spit forward, but he wasn't really. But this guy thought he was.

At least that's what he said. It's like the Kennedy assassination. Oh, music. He already spit, right? Crasscott already spit Look at this guy Now they're going to slow dance Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah Oh, there it goes Did you see that? It was an omelet I think he's laughing about it Um Isn't that fucking great? Slow motion That thing had some

cream cheese in it. Yeah, it's kind of weird because spitting in his direction, how could he reach that far? He was standing pretty far. Oh, yeah. That's what I mean. You're talking about Prescott. Yeah. He just did a little spittle. But again, if you're

that guy and you're ready, you know, you know, you're going to be chasing this guy the rest of the... Honestly, I really think it's an overreaction. I really do. I think they should have, I don't penalized him on the kickoff and find them, well, 50 grand's nothing. to these guys. Maybe that's all right.

Anyways, after the game, Carter said the incident was a mistake that happened on my side. No, on you, not your side. The rest of your teammates are going, what the fuck you're talking about? We didn't do it. He says it won't happen again. Why don't I believe them? I feel bad for just my teammates and fans out there, Carter, continue. I'm doing it for them.

What do you mean, spitting? I'm doing it for my family also. They love spit, too. But the fans, they showed the most love by spitting on me. Carter reportedly thought Prescott, who was in the huddle with his offensive lied, spit at him first in his direction. You spit at me, Carter said to Prescott, who responded, why would I spit at you? You're a warming me cut sucker, you know that?

That's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. Prescott denied any ill intent after the game. he played well too um i i got to say the NFL the ball was pretty good for the first week it wasn't as sloppy as usual and um again that's why me in dallas and a zillion other people like college ball a little more disciplined you know i was going to say they don't have that kind of money but they're starting with their name and likeness shit oh god there's a commercial out there and it says and it's with another famous male athlete and asking this woman, it says her name, and it says

soccer idol. Why do you have to have her name? Well-known soccer idol? Yeah, Karen Jones. Anyways, let's move on, shall we? Where am I in this thing? Oh, beautiful. I really have a nice sense of timing. Let's move on to mass shooting spoiled. Not Massachusetts, mass, as in a whole bunch of people. I wonder how many of these we don't hear about. When police arrested a 13-year-old boy in Washington State last week accused of making threats to kill, they found he had everything ready to go to commit a mass shooting. Think about the other past shootings where a kid said, there was a few of them where they said shit online and nobody really looked into it, right? I guess they've learned their

lesson. he had everything ready to go to commit a mass shooter including a trove and a trove's a lot. It's a little more than a few and a little less than a baker's dozen. It's a trove.

A trove of more than 20 guns in his home. Dallas has that in his car. I don't understand. I know he's a military guy but he loves his guns. I passed him on the highway. The second week I was living he was shooting at a stop sign. I looked over the end

That's a lot. He was arrested after the Pierce County Sheriff's Office received information Friday from an internet watch group. Got to like that. They're probably watching that kid's bedroom and watching me yanking it. McGruff the crime dog. I get jizz on your London fog. Oh, I like that one. from an internet watch group that reports threatening online posts.

Who said that? Deputy Carly Capetto told CNN, and there's a nice Italian girl who's a cop. Again, I'm sure her male partner was killed a long time ago. After reviewing the suspect's social media post, it was warranted, this is her talking, it was warranted to immediately move forward with an arrest, Capetto said. Authorities believe the boy had school shooter ideations.

or as Tony Soprano would say, ideations. That they were such a way, so Christopher. Um, yeah, ideations. So, Danger, Will Robinson.

Danger. No. When a SWAT team descended on the boys' home, located in suburban area of Parkland, Washington around 1 a.m. in the morning on a Saturday, they found a collection of 23 firearms, several boxes of ammunition,

loaded magazines, with school shooter writings on them. Yeah, he was ready to go. That watch group should be on TV getting praised as well as clothing and writings typical to a mass shooting scenario, Capetto said.

Psycho. Can we mention him or is he a minor? Minor. That's another bullshit role tool. Put his face on TV. Put the parents' face on TV. I guess the mother doesn't vacuum the bedroom that often.

It's like a pro- ass shop in there. Is that what it's called? I always get the name wrong. What investigators found in the boys' bedroom revealed what they describe as an obsession with past school shooters. I used to have pictures of like Dick Butkus and Joe Namath. He's got the fucking Dylan, what's his name from Columbine and all the other sickos?

Excuse me, folks. That was his vomit. He imitated similarly. of behaviors with photos and inscriptions spread throughout the room. And that's a dangerous thing. Because these things, I mean, they don't happen that way more than they should, but I'm just saying, then they get overcovered and saturated in the psychos out there. It just, oh, copycat.

Because there are, there's kids that like, I want to be famous. Even kids who aren't mentally ill. The last two or three generations, including mine. With such a media-driven society, everybody wants to be famous now. That's why I went to my dentist yesterday. He had to me a script. He wanted me get it to De Niro. It is unknown who or what the intended target was going to be.

Oh, I don't know. What do you mean is unknown? You call him a school shoot. I'm guessing a school with kids in it. No, it was a short order cook. Fucking Waffle House But it's clear it was a matter of time Before a tragic incident occurred

That's what the sheriff said Investigators are serving warrants On the electronic devices Found in the home In hopes of getting a clear idea On who slash what he intended To hit And they talked to the kid

He was psychotic Also I don't like nobody touching me Now any of you homos touch me and I'll kill you I think he made that clear the boy's parents

had not been arrested as of Tuesday morning why can they do that now though police still need to conduct many interviews with the adults who are in the home what does that mean

oh again not everything's gray some things are black and white is that is that in his room Was all this shit in his room? Yes, all the writings, the clothing, all that kind of stuff. The guns? Yeah.

Well, even if there wasn't, there's still all these stuff written about school shootings Oliver's room. That should send a red flag of the parents. I would think so. Son of a bitch. The prosecutor will ultimately decide whether the parents will be charged with improper storage and safekeeping of firearms or other potential crimes. No, that's not what they're guilty of.

shitty parents. Get involved in your kid's life. You don't even know he's mentally ill. You must be real close. Jesus. I don't know, Dallas. It's all too much for me. Hand me the whiskey.

Gladly. Dallas goes gladly. And believe me, he doesn't mean gladly. He's like, fuck that. You're not getting any of this. This is my mother's milk. He sends me a picture of his little kid, Dimitri holding a Budweiser yesterday.

Kids got mits on him. I'm like a... First off, it would never be a Budweiser. That's true. What a stupid reference that was. I didn't know Sam Adams had a mother's milk. Fucking fall,

fruity noted. Anyways, let's finish this up. Final story. You're going to need a bigger boat. The United States Coast Guard, that's the USCG captured, burned, and sank a suspected drug boat over the weekend. This Charlie Sheen seen with some of his actors from two and a half minutes and two kilos

ago over the weekend. Video released on Tuesday by the Department of Home Security showed this as part of the Operation Pacific Viper. Ooh, colorful names. What's the one they say? Well, drag, dragonfly, wolf, cat. Cannibal names. As of part of the Operation Pacific Viper, the Coast Guard conducted three interdictions. I can only do two an item, getting old. In one night in which nearly 13,000 pounds.

That's a lot. I mean, that's almost as much as Keith Richards used to snort in the 70s before a concert. 13,000 pounds of cocaine were seized, and seven suspected drug smugglers were apprehended, surprisingly, all Amish from the Pennsylvania area, covered in butter. In case you don't believe us, we're going to show you, now there's nobody in this boat, right? This is drugs. leave the drugs out there? I think you just sunk the boat. Huh?

They probably confiscated the drug. Oh, okay. I thought, I thought, that's a good point. Watch what they do to this boat. Like Dallas said, the drug deal probably took the shit off, but I'd do it all at once like the last time. That's Dallas shooting the background. Oh.

I've got to be honest, they aren't sharpshooters. All right. No fish were killed. No fish were killed in the making of this film. And to be fair, 50 cow, it's a machine gun, so it walks. That's why I see water. Oh, all right. There you go.

You hear that? That's why we have Dallas here. It walks. I wish my wife was 50, caliber. That's the silliest thing I've ever heard. She hates when I do marriage jokes. She thinks that you people watch and think I'm serious. And I'll mix you up about my marriage.

Because the comedians for years, some of them are true. My best bits are true on my first album about the security system. And I didn't want it because there's too much money that meant I didn't love it. and shit. That stuff's true, but then when I say over the top shit, and she still gets pissed. I don't know what to do. Like Stephen Wright says, you can't kill him. Anyways, last week, the Coast Guard announced it had seized more than 40,000 pounds of cocaine in the eastern Pacific Ocean.

The Viper thing was launched early last month. Averaging, listen to this, more than 1,600 pounds interdicted per day. That's got to piss off the drug dealers, huh? I told you, no fucking kids. No, but you wouldn't listen. Why, your stupid fuck? Through Operation Pacific Viper, the Coast Guard is accelerating counter-drug operations in the eastern Pacific Ocean, where significant transport of illicit narcotics continues

from where else, South America. The Coast Guard said in a press release on, maybe we should go to the root problem and blow up where they make all the shit. shit in coordination with the international and interagency partners, the Coast Guard is surging additional assets, cutters, aircrafts, tactical teams, angry lesbians to interdict seize and disrupt transshipments of cocaine and other bulk illicit drugs. So I won't be seen any Viagra for a while. I like to snort it. You ever do that? Snort it or cook it on a

spoon. I got to tell you, when I inject my manjarro, you do feel cool. I really, I want to tie a thing around my, and just fucking, it's, yeah, yes, I got to do this. Tom Rhodes, a comedian had a great joke about that. He said, my little league coach, it was a heroin addict. We stole like 42 bases. One of his first jokes, still killer. That's it. Ladies and gentlemen. Don't forget my tours. September 18th, Hyena is Dallas, Texas. Jeez, that's the next week. And then the next two nights, the 19th and 20th of September, Wise guys in Salt Lake City, Utah. And then October 3rd, the Arlington Draft House, Arlington, Virginia. And then Zanies to wrap it up October 16th in Nashville. Come out to see me because like I said, I don't know,

from coming back. Probably you am. And also, go to the merchandise page at Nick Dip.com, buy something to support the show that's it you guys think it i'll say you're very welcome we'll see you back here i can't believe i'm going to say this for the final day tomorrow take care hi good night everybody I don't know. You know, I'm going to be.