The Nick DiPaolo Show - Kamala's Collapse Continues | Nick Di Paolo Show #1642

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Kamala Heckled, Too Little Too Late, The Deep Swamp and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! See Nick, LIVE! 11/9/24 – Bridge View Center Theater – Ottumwa, IA For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com 

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Hi folks, how you with? What it was? It is, it's Tuesday? Don't forget tomorrow before I forget Lee priest world-renowned bodybuilder crazy Australian one of my fucking favorite people on the planet and Why cuz he likes me and that's how it works. I'm just like Trump I remember Trump what last week goes I like people who like me if they don't like me. I don't like them about that easy with me I

Respect people who don't like me, I don't like them. It's about that easy with me. I respect people who don't like me, if they deserve to be respected. Anyhow, so Lee Priest, you're not going to miss this. He told stories that had me and Dalas shit in our pants. And you could tell they weren't made up. I mean, you can't make this shit up. If he was making this up, he should be writing for a TV show or movies or something They were brilliantly funny. He's a very interesting guy who fucking cuts his own trail, which is what we love

Here. I mean he was fucking funny balls on this prank. Oh, I know not many they shriveled up. He does a lot of juice I asked him about that too we got in a little in into the bodybuilding and shit and you're gonna love it and I will be Tomorrow morning. You'll catch me on louder with crowd alive. I will be in the studio with Steven Crowder and the crew and on Thursday also, that's right I'm getting on planes like I'm fucking Elvis in the 50s. I don't know how that is. I'm supposed to be doing less of that, not more.

But you gotta, I was gonna say I gotta take care of the kids. I don't have any kids that I know of. What about the ones in the basement? Those are dead, you know that. The fuck? You smelled it last time you came in. We were doing a Nick's Pitcher Kitchen. He goes, what is that?

I said, it's the Gouda. And it wasn't. It was little Timmy and little Betty, who I lopped their heads off. Folks, you know I'm kidding. I don't know what YouTube might take that serious. What a great, that's what's great about right now, the people running the world have zero sense of humor.

That makes for, and that goes for the Democrats and douchebag, What's her face? zero zero zero People on the left have zero sense of humor unless they're watching, you know, John Stewart who's very good at it But I mean they may call bear famous I have all the safe comedy. There you go. There you go. Do you know what the do you know what the enemy of comedy is safe? Simple as that. Safe. Feminism. Even Louis said that. Louis is not exactly a righty, but he said that feminism is the arch enemy of comedy. It is. You don't get any more PC. I've said this before on the

show. This country's zeitgeist is a fat girl you know I mean who's more sensitive than a fat girl other than me I'm just saying that's how we treat people now the way we have to tiptoe around fat girls and that's why I some of my shit on stage I've actually said you might even hurt I actually said you know what fat girls and obviously I have no animosity hello word salad croutons play animosity but I just just because I know there's a few girls in a crowd I can see that a disappointment in their face and I go if you're over 180 pounds stay home on prom night be ashamed of your hips that's just pure mean for no reason but

again tasteless yes funny yes so we got some good shit for you today Kamala Harris if she didn't just I really think there's a plant in her campaign staff and they hate her and they're doing telling her to do everything that would destroy it's either that or they know they already have it stolen and they don't care but I've never seen a shoddy or run campaign oh my god it is embarrassing even if it was somebody who was competent but then you put her fucking her loony. I'll just let the clips speak for themselves. I almost Almost feel bad for her. My wife had a great

Analogy my wife goes. I don't even think she wants the presidency. She's like my wife goes I Get this that she's like that little kid that they push out their daughter out to To do a tap dance or whatever, but she doesn't want to. Huh? I don't want to. That should be the slogan, not a new way forward. I don't want to. She is, oh my God, and there's Trump.

I get up today, I go, where is he today? I check up today. I go. Where is he today? I check on him He's like fucking whatever that thing kid used to look at highlight magazine Where's Waldo? I don't know Anyway, I didn't have a childhood. I had to raise my siblings at eight They were black that I mentioned I go. Where is he today? Sure enough. He's speaking in front of a Latino group today And I'm coming in

today to work I'm listening on the radio it's live and there was a Latino guy who said it perfectly about him getting shot at he gets up and he goes fight fight fight um he he just summed it up perfectly and it was so friggin this guy so appreciated what Trump has done and nailed it and Latinos we friggin love you okay well number one we can bust your balls and you don't take it serious like a lot of fucking people in this world if you know what I'm saying hard work again there's good and bad in everybody I understand that Do I have to fucking preface everything with that? We know that.

But for the most part, Latinos, hard working, funny, good natured, religious, conservative, and they really do believe in this thing. I've said this a million times. They are like the Italians of the last turn of the century who my grandparents came over. Hard working people who wanted to be American You want to come over here and fucking?

Stay Italian. I don't know why my grandmother couldn't speak a lick. No, she could Anyways, let's get right here's a quick clip right at the top of the show to show you she's in Where was she Michigan look at this? This is a Michigan chick. There rods of Michigan. That's her. I sent her a dick pic. And she goes, what? Is that a dick? It's not a dick. She goes, you must have sent me the wrong thing. I see a snail she goes oh Dave that's what David tells us it's the last thing you want to hear a girl the sound you want to hear a girl make When you show her you do oh This is a

She this girl puts up a clip and she's got that Midwestern accent and she takes such joy and Kamala's at a rally yesterday in Michigan, I guess and people start chanting Trump and She tries to be nice at the beginning then you watch the this girl gets so much joy out of it It's almost the best part watches Kamala just got heckled Kamala Harris just got heckled at her Detroit rally. Oh my god They were chanting Donald Trump watch this. What Watch how pissed she gets. She gets pissed Look at that fake smile. She wants to kill somebody Look at her face. Look at her face.

Yeah, not for free speech now. What a fucking... Oh my God. Nothing to see here. Please, experts. Did I mean to hit that? I don't think so. Nothing to see here. Please. I hit the wrong one. How about this? Why is that so low?

Maybe me. What we've got here is failure to communicate. She keeps going to the I'm speaking now. Yes, yes, what spells, you know what, with a capital K. First part of the show I'm learning. She is furious. And she got more furious. You know why? Because she's a dictator.

Her dad was a Marxist. We're going to get to the town hall she had where you couldn't ask questions. Like I said, if I was trying to sink a candidate, these are the things that have her doing. Trump's got the best team around them. Whoever sent him to McDonald's and said you got to take it. Like somebody said that's gonna go down as a moment. Like these are like seminal moments. like somebody said that's gonna go down as a moment like these are like seminal moments somebody said that picture of him with the apron on in the window he goes that somebody said this like a Rockwell he's gonna he really and I know you're gonna go oh Jesus Christ he really should be on Mount Rushmore

already well let him serve out this for but I mean the guy was shot at and shit, and if he wins, has that ever happened before? I don't know. Don't ask me about history. Although I did love it. Still cheated. Anyways, so I thought we'd open with that. That was the good part of her day.

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Too little, too little, too late or huge story. I don't know if you guys saw this yesterday big news somebody put up in regards to the 2020 election being stolen as you know there's been ongoing investigation you can't unravel all that and fucking but this guy puts this up yesterday and it got a ton a ton of repose and shit but not enough as far as I'm concerned. It should have been all over. Obviously, like this guy said, you're not going to see it on CNN, any left-wing outlet. But I thought maybe Fox, but again, you know, they're in bed with everybody.

But I thought I would have seen it all over the internet other than this. But this is pretty fascinating. I don't even know who the woman is but she's a legit politician and these are the results of a study that's been going on but the key is at the very beginning the first sentence she tells you who signed this so to me it carries some weight unless she's making that up which I doubt check it out. Woo, boy, you gotta hear this. And this was signed by 40 state representatives and state legislators. It's Billie Jean King. State senators from around the United States. Pause.

And I'm gonna read. Pause. Yeah, first of all, yeah. State legislators and representatives from around, thank you for clearing that up. It was the United States and not Germany and Poland I'm but you hear what you just said signed by in 40 different states not just red states and shit it's a senators and representatives sign this good

this to you and this is going to be a seminal moment at a seminal moment. I had a seminal last night. A memo for record. Letter from state legislators to the American people. She reads it 12th grid. Reference the 2020 presidential election. Look at Goober down there smiling.

To the citizens of the united states of america we the undersigned state legislators of the united states are vested with the plenary power by our u s constitution the plenary power article two section one class two to oversee the election of the president of the united states and has come to our attention from an audit of 2.1 million ballots four years later in the state of Arizona, complimented by an in-depth canvas of votes

in Arizona, a forensic audit as through multiple different data reviews of voting by independent experts that our representative republic suffered a corrupted 2020 election. Oh! We've been trying to tell you! In addition to Arizona, sworn affidavits have accumulated from many states, detailing rampant corruption and mismanagement in the election process. Fraud and inaccuracies have already been shown through multiple audits and canvases in multiple states, as well as through lawsuits challenging okay I'm a little confused but it started with Arizona then she says multiple states so they're

studying Arizona studying all this stuff whatever people the point is senators signed it in reps and whatever the fuck saying that there was which we already know right a little more it's almost over the validity of election results in several counties in multiple states we have come to the conclusion that all 50 states need to be forensically audited another for you. With a canvas of the voters to ensure future integrity. You get the point. So I don't know. I think would even know and, we know most outlets,

legitimate outlets on TV, but you'd think somebody would make fucking noise. Trump? Melania? Anyhow, interesting, huh? Well, I'm going to follow that up if that wasn't enough. I'm going to read this real fast because't enough. I'm gonna read this real fast because it's a lot of... because this was right after it and I put tin foil hat my ass. This gets into why and how

if you guys don't think there's such thing as elites right in the media and and power brokers and corporations and people that you know on TV I'm gonna explain it if you're interested in the real story better be and the guy put up here this has been out here for a while I know you guys you know well that's out there been out there for a while whatever I think it has but for those who hadn't heard it because I hadn't read it all real quick the guy post should we fact-check this here are some alleged facts go ahead and fact-check these you must know to be informed and here we go yes the governor of Michigan used to work for George Soros yes

California governor Gavin Newsom is Nancy Pelosi's nephew. Yes, Adam Schiff's sister is married to one of George Soros's sons. Yes, John Kerry's daughter is married to a Mueller's son in Iran. Yes, Hillary's daughter Chelsea is married to George Soros's nephew. Yes, ABC News executive producer Ian Cameron

is married to Susan Rice, Obama's former national security advisor. Yes, CBS president David Rhodes is the brother of Ben Rhodes, Obama's deputy national secretary security advisor, excuse me, for strategic communications. Yes, ABC News correspondent Claire Shipman is married to Jay Carney, former Obama White House press secretary. Yes, ABC News and Univision reporter Matthew Jaffe is married to Katie Hogan, Obama's former deputy press secretary.

Yes, and Dallas has all the faces here, which is yes, ABC president Ben Sherwood is the brother of Elizabeth Sherwood, Obama's former special advisor. Yes, CNN VP Virginia Mosley is married to Tom Nides, former Hillary Clinton's deputy secretary. This is what you call a stack deck. If you had a hunch the news media was somewhat rigged and you couldn't put your finger on it, this might help you solve the puzzle. Now you know who are, now you know why nobody's investigated. they all have their hands in the cookie jar You might remember James Comey who investigated the Clint email scandal and the Clinton Foundation and made the final decision to not recommend Prosecution by the DOJ it turns out that Clinton Foundation was audited by the law firm DLA Piper

One of the executives there was in charge of the Clinton Foundation audit Who was it Peter Comeyby james colby's brother peter colby held an executive position with a washington law firm that did the audit for the clinton foundation in 2015 so you wonder why colby said now we're not going to put that up uh... peter colby was officially d l a piper senior director of real estate operations for the Americas in 2015 when the Clinton Foundation scandals first broke and Hillary was preparing

her presidential campaign. Not only was DLA Piper the firm where Comey's brother worked involved in the audit of the Clinton Foundation, but according to the foundation's donor records, DLA Piper has given between 50 to 100 G's that's thousands to the foundation it gets even cozier folks DLA Piper executive Douglas Emhoff is taking an extended leave of absence from the firm who is Doug Emhoff he's the husband of Kamala Harris just a coincidence amazing if it is you can't make this shit up and it only gets worse this family tree will make your head spin

The swamp is deep Dominion voting machine provider serves 40% of the US market It is in 30 states the state of Texas rejected the machines Admiral Peter Neffinger is on Biden's transition team Neffinger was the president of the board of Smartmatic. Smartmatic, another voting machine supplier. That's the one that fucking made me, and you guys want to tell me that he won. Entered into an agreement with Dominion on 2009.

Smartmatic counted votes in Venezuela. Smartmatic is connected to Philippine voter fraud. Smartmatic is run by Lord Mark Malik Brown, who works for George Soros. He and Brown are lifelong friends. voter fraud. Smartmatic is run by Lord Mark Malik Brown who works for George Soros. He and Brown are lifelong friends. Brown chairs the boards of a number of nonprofit boards including the Open Society Foundation. Brown chairs the Center for Global Development. Open Society of course is owned by who? George Soros. Smartmatic partnered with DLA Piper Global. Douglas C. Emhoff works at DLA Piper Global.

Douglas C. Emhoff is Kamala Harris's husband. Guess who owns Dominion? Blum Capital Partners, LP. Guess who was on the board for that company? Richard Blum, or Blum. Richard C. Blum is Dianne Feinstein's husband. Nancy Pelosi's husband is also a major investor. An aide to Nancy Pelosi, Nadim

El Shami, was hired by Dominion Voting Systems and it goes on and on. Dominion Voting Systems is listed on the Clinton Foundation website. Dominion Voting is listed as a 25 to 50 thousand dollar donor to the Clinton Foundation in 2014 by the Washington. What you don't notice in their is republican names and anybody from box dot all you know i mean it so you know what that the left is obviously way smarter and playing the right like they have been for years but maybe trump was sent here by god and it to expose georgia governor camp use dominion voting after texas and

florida rejected them dominion has lobbyists named Jared Thomas. Jared Thomas was Governor of Brian Kemp's Chief of Staff and Press Secretary from 2012 to 2015. You must remember the Feinstein cabinet of Soros connections to understand this next information. That's enough. You guys get it. I made my point. See how incestuous it is and if you don't think it's rigged? That's why I've been saying I go I'm still gonna vote because they want you not to vote but I don't believe in any of it anyway But I'll show up just in case Anyways, for those of you watching me on mug club stick around for the rest of the show the resty is I don't know what

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normal perfect where you wouldn't need this but people don't it's the bane of my existence flying it's because I'm the type of jerk will step in front of somebody and go let me see you boarding. I remember a lady had like I could see group fucking D and she's trying to get in front of me what are you doing? So I gave her a forearm shiv. Next thing you know, I'm in cup. No, it makes my blood pressure go up I'm so happy about that. Also Kamala Harris. We're gonna show you more of her proving She's not fit to run a fucking lemonade stand Hi. Good night, everybody I'm a man, I'm a man Wow wow Thanks for watching!