The Nick DiPaolo Show - Kamela the Empty Pants Suit | Nick Di Paolo Show #425

Episode Date: October 8, 2020

Pence smokes Camela in VP debate. Camela pushes long-debunked race narrative. Trump makes strides in country-wide covid treatment.

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it's really important at this time again you can support us at nickdip.com and thank you so much for watching. Share this show and like this show and let's keep sticking it up their ass. All righty. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the show. Thursday, last day of the week for myself. Before I hit the road Saturday, I get up about 8.

Drive. I'm driving. Connecting all that horse shit. Huntsville. I'm a little Connecting all that horse shit. Huntsville. I'm a little nervous about playing the club. I heard it's very good. I stand up live, but I look at the website. There's a picture of a drunk guy with two drinks. Looks like he's approaching

the stage, and if it's that kind of joint, oh, I hope the fuck not. That ain't what it's about. But anyways, I've heard great things. I've heard great things. I've heard great things. Kyle again, being I'm talking about Gotti. I've heard great things. You got your book up to half a million a month, never stole a penny.

Before I get to the debates last night, which Mike Pence dismembered her at the joints, it was almost embarrassing. Probably why all white men have been running the country. We became the only superpower. Ooh, that's racist. Yeah, it is. I'll take an all-white guy over a fucking female of color any day of the week. What are you, an alt-right guy? I don't know.

Put me any category you fucking want. That's how it is. That's how it is. October 8th, this just in. Kamala Harris's career died officially at 822 last night. My Walter Cronkite. Nick, have another donut before you hit the sack. Jesus, am I puffy.

I'm like a broad on the big fucking ragaroni. I can't take no more. So did you watch it anyways? It was just a mismatch. And all she has is talking points, cheap shots, you know, just

left-wing talking points you've heard a thousand times, going back to Charlottesville, which shows they have nothing but the race card. It's embarrassing you fucking people who are voting for that party. You're really ignorant. You're everything.

I don't give a fuck how partisan Michael Jordan said. They say, why don't you talk politics, Mike? Because Republicans and Democrats buy. I'll take just the fucking Democrat. I mean, the Republican sneakers. I don't care. Still enough money to fucking feed the world 10 times over. But to watch that shit, anyways, before we get to those clips,

this came out this morning, I guess. They want to do a virtual debate, you know, because Trump has COVID. So they're riding the race card and the COVID card. Well, if you bring the Chinese into it, it's one thing. But they just love it, it's one thing, but, um, they just love it, you know? So they're using that as an excuse because let's be honest, Biden got slapped around, you know, anytime you call the president a clown or whatever, you're getting, you're getting smacked around. He's got nothing. And I think they, they saw that. So they're going, Oh, and know what? Let's have a let's use this as an excuse.

Even though Trump, you know, he's already clear. He'll take he could take 10 tests between now and the next debate. Negative. But no, we want to put Joe in a room. You see, that way he can have a teleprompter. Hell, we can have an earpiece in that they can't see. Can have a guy in his desk massaging his prostate. But this is the perfect scenario you fucking dirty dirty dirt anyway so that was the story that came out but trump said kiss my big white rich ass pull my finger kamala he turns

down the debate the second presidential debate between trump and uh biden will now be a virtual contest they think and not in person it was announced today this morning trump immediately responded to the news by rejecting the plan ap reports he simply said i'm not what do you fucking think i'm ignorant i'm paraphrasing then he said, Joe can blow me. Sleepy Joe can blow me, he said. He didn't, but I add for emphasis. He says, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing a virtual debate. That's what he said. Can I make it more clear for you? He made it perfectly clear that he's not, he ain't playing that shit. And why should he open up to uh cheating no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no not this fucking time no fucking way no fucking way no fucking way no

fucking way my god he sounds british the trump doesn't he no fucking way mate yeah he said that you know, fucking, of course not. You're going to fucking beat him in a deal. The president's own campaign team then issued a confirmation of his rejection. It read, President Trump, and I'm paraphrasing, wiped Biden's ass in the first debate, despite a terrible and biased moderator in Chris Wallace. And everybody knows it, he says. They say. For the swamp creatures at the Presidential Debate Commission to now rush to Joe Biden's

defense by unilaterally canceling an in-person debate is pathetic. That's not what debates are about or how they're done. Here are the facts. Trump will have posted multiple negative tests prior to the debate. You know, I mean, how are you going to argue that? So there's no need for this unilateral declaration. The safety of all involved can easily be achieved without canceling a chance for voters to see both candidates go head to head. We'll pass on this sad excuse to bail out Joe Biden and do a rally instead. Why don't they look, I love how the clarity there, and I wish they did talk like that year round. Anytime Pelosi or these jerk-offs

bring up something ridiculous, we have to have money for men having abortions in the stimulus bill for COVID. That's actually in there. I didn't make that up anyways. For his part, Biden told reporters in Pennsylvania he was looking forward to being able to debate him, but said, we're going to have to follow very strict guidelines, he says. Yeah, you're going to be in a space helmet getting the answers, you fucking. That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags.

Safety guidelines are for fags. You fucking people on the left. You fucking people. You people. As Ross Perlman said you're people you're using the race card and COVID that's all you've got it's all you've had for 30 years unfortunately for the Republicans and the right you have the mainstream media on your side otherwise that shit would have disappeared years ago and never caught on. People sit home watching Kamala Harris call the president a racist

and everybody, and we belly laugh. So do black people, by the way. And he's going to do much better. And they're sitting there trying to blame this economy because they know that's the one thing Trump has on his side. They're trying to blame him

for the economy, which has on his side. They're trying to blame him for the economy, which was because of COVID. Oh, but if he handled COVID better, how many people got the swine flu when Obama was at 60 million? Can you imagine if that was a, and by the way, swine flu is probably worse than this.

Fucking pandemic my ass. Yeah, but 200,000, 200,000 unhealthy old people die from it if i'm gonna say it again because they don't say it on tv from ages 1 to 69 your chances are 0.0 whatever 6571 that you're gonna get it what a pandemic wow 200 000 people a year die from botched operations for christ's's sake, in this country, and getting infections while they're in the hospital. And that's not fucking fake.

So pandemic might left and right nut when you get a chance. That's a lot of nuts. Trump campaign inviting Tupac to vice presidential debate. They left a ticket for Tupac. First I said, oh, they're trying to prove they're not racist? But then I remembered stupid Kamala Harris. They were giving her a dig, actually. Didn't they leave one for Elvis, too?

Somebody did a few years ago. They should leave one. If you're going to leave a ticket for a dead person, how about Joe Biden? Maybe he'll show up. They should leave one. If you're going to leave a ticket for a dead person, how about Joe Biden? Maybe he'll show up. This from somebody on the Trump side said, I can confirm that we have left a ticket for Tupac.

Trump campaign advisor Jason Miller said during a campaign called Reporters on Wednesday afternoon, I don't know if he shows up. I personally am more of a Biggie fan. Who said the Trump people were squares? Come on. One of these guys like Biggie when he was still alive, but we all have a ticket waiting for Mr. Shakur. As you know, Tupac Shakur's aunt was part of the fucking weather underground and a terrorist living in Cuba now. So fuck, fuck the whole family. living in Cuba now. So fuck the whole family.

Maybe except for the singer. I never... Good stuff, Jason Tupac. Good shit. Good music, right? Okay. Well, his aunt was a fucking terrorist. You'll be trying to pin Tupac's death on fucking Trump or Pence. We saw Pence

without a shirt on chasing a black guy that night. Where was it, Vegas? I don't know where he got. Where'd he get whacked, Jason? I think they were in California. California? Yeah. Anyhow, I think Pence has a summer home in Sacramento. Anyways, in September, Harris replied

Tupac when asked by CNN, who are, watch this. Watch her. I'm not going to ask her. And then, best rapper alive. Tupac when asked by CNN, who are, watch this. Watch her, I'm going to ask her. And then best rapper alive. Tupac. He's not alive. I know, I keep doing that.

You keep what? Answering wrong? I keep doing that. Of course, the lady on the left said, that's what West Coast girls say all the time. Yeah Yeah I keep doing that So you're stuck mentally in the west coast are you You keep making Answering questions wrong you sure do

That's why You're not going to be the vice president You're going to be doing what you should be doing Making BLTs at a diner Fucking Bakersfield Who's the best rat I don't know Fucking Tupac diner in fucking Bakersfield. Who's the best rat? I don't know.

Fucking Tupac. And I got some hot sauce in my bag, and I carry a loaded handgun and a bandana, and Black Lives Matter. I'm so tired of the funniness. Well, anyways, at the beginning of the debate last night, you know, they were talking about COVID and whatnot up in this motherfucker. And they started to talk about the vaccine.

And she's a cold calculating, isn't she? She just, something very fucking hard about her. Nick, you're just saying that because she's a woman. No, actually I'm not. There's plenty of women in politics that don't have that fucking cunty streak in them. Not many.

Hello, I'm Sean Hannity. Who I like, by the way. I always bust his ball. Nick, you like Hannity? Yeah, I do. The square or the better. Seeing how the left is so fucked up and just lying and calling me and any white guy the problem. Yeah. Yeah. Let's dig up fucking Strom Thurmond.

Any other fucking people you think are old, white, racist. Anyways, here's how she reacted when they asked her about the fucking vaccine. The administration approves a vaccine before or after the election. Should Americans take it and would you take it? If the public health professionals, if Dr. Fauci, if the doctors tell us that we should take it, I'll be the first in line to take it. Absolutely. But if Donald Trump tells us that we should take it, I'm not taking it.

You fucking whore. Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. So if Trump tells you to take the same drug that Fauci said, that's how I took it. Right? how I took it. Right? Even if Fauci said on TV to Trump, tell the

people to take it. She wouldn't take it if it came out of Trump's mouth. That's how immature. And I don't like your black nose either. You could be pretty. You got the nose of John Amos. That's the face she makes when I'm dingling her berries.

What does that mean? I have no fucking idea. Savannah bananas, motherfucker. Savannah bananas. Apparently, I've gone bananas. Harris, who got the first question open by saying that the the that the American people have witnessed what is the greatest failure of any presidential administration in the history of our country. Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar, you know. Can you fucking imagine that's what she said?

She says they knew what was happening. They didn't tell you as far as COVID and when it first hit. Pence countered just the... I got to capitalize. Pence countered disputing Harris's claim and charging that Biden campaign's coronavirus plan wasn't at all that different from Trump's. So he got a little pissed at her and said, uh, just the facts, man. Uh, very smooth, Nick. Uh, he got a nice zinger in there. He said, uh, that their plan was pretty much the same from the very first day. President Donald

Trump, uh, Penn said, put the health of the American people first. He says it, meaning Biden's plan, looks a little bit like plagiarism, which is something Joe Biden knows a little bit about, he said. You got a zinger in there. But he should come back with something stronger. Really? That's the worst failure in administration ever? Then you go like this. No, you know what was a bigger failure?

Joe Biden, your running mate's plan with Barack Obama to spy on a fucking incoming president. The biggest political scandal in the history of this fucking country, but thanks to the mainstream media and all your left-wing cohorts, nobody even talks about it. You know what? Well, the lid's off it. All the shit's coming out. Do you understand?

He's the most crooked person ever to sit in the... That is the biggest scandal ever. If you don't think so, you're fucking brainwashed. But Biden comes back with, well, your plan's just like Trump's plan. It's fucking stick the knife in and turn the mother... I want some forcefulness. I would be, if I was Pence, by the way,

could Pence look any more like a president, like a wax thing in the museum of a famous president? If the Japanese made presidential dolls instead of sex dolls, everybody would be ordering this guy. A million a day. If you're casting a fucking guy to be president and play president in a movie, look at this guy. You wouldn't even believe it. He wouldn't even get his foot in the casting door. Oh, please. That's too stereotypical. Old white Midwestern.

Unbelievable. And he's so calm, it kind of gives me the creeps. Now, come on. He's just like, Miss Harris, I'll be, look, you vile twat. You lie again,

I'm climbing over this plexiglass, then over yours. I'm going to fucking kick that thing you call a nose off your face. Why don't people listen to me? They could be champions of the world. I know I had a vape up here. I can't wait to go to bed already. It's only morning. I've had the worst fucking day of my life.

I've been up for an hour. Can you get that? Jason's entering the bathroom. He's replaced Nick's vape with crystal. Folgers crystals. How did you know that? Please tell me your hands are clean. I know you took a dump earlier.

Oh, that was me. I get sick. Holy shit. Let me just say this about that. Let me just say this about that. I never did anything wrong, and I promise never to do it again. Tricky

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That's truly a great white. Like Abe Lincoln was a great white. Mac,'s truly a great white. Like Abe Lincoln was a great white. Nick, that's horrible. Yeah. Let's move on. Thank you, TheDonaldStuff. I forgot that we have the read in the teleprompter. I'm fucking going for a, I'm not shitting you.

You guys think I'm kidding. I'm going for a goddamn Alzheimer's test. I'm fucking frightening. It takes me 20 minutes to leave the kidding. I'm going for a goddamn Alzheimer's test. I'm fucking frightening. It takes me 20 minutes to leave the house. I walk out to the car. No keys. I go back, get the keys,

get back in the car. Where's my phone? Back into the fucking house. Back into the car. God damn it, the iPad. Get back. I should be shredded. I burn off a thousand calories

just looking for shit. Anyways, I'm waiting for the shit that we can't fast forward because we don't have the fucking... Oh, God, I was supposed to be reading all that? Please support these guys by picking up one or all of three of these shirts.

I already fucking said that. Can we get the goddamn companion that goes to this so I can fast forward? Now you're going to have to edit all this shit out. It'll be good for you too, Jay. You can get the goddamn companion that goes to this so I can fast forward? Now you're going to have to edit all this shit out. It'll be good for you too, Jay. You can get out of here before six o'clock. Hey, Kamala Harris, let's call her Carmella, just to fuck up her name. Says Biden is not going to end fracking.

She said that last night during the debate. Fracking got a lot of airplay during the vice presidential debates on Wednesday night, as Mike Pence claimed a Biden administration would ban the practice. I've heard him say it a million times. But Biden's running mate, that dirty pig, Senate Kamala Harris, fiercely pushed back on the suggestion. She says, I will repeat, and the American people will know, Joe Biden will not ban fracking. Pete and the American people know Joe Biden will not ban fracking. That is a fact. That is a fact. Harris said that's what she said.

That's what Harris said last night. And you're lying and you're a piece of shit. Her comments drew the interest of President Trump, who weighed in on Twitter with Harris own record on fracking. own record on fracking. The president posted a clip from what appeared to be a town hall event in which a California lawmaker said that there was no question she was in favor of banning fracking or something. Let's take a look.

My family lives in Western Pennsylvania where fracked gas wells have become a common sight. Will you commit to implementing a federal ban on fracking your first day in office? There's no question I'm in favor of banning fracking. So, yeah. Shut your fucking mouth! Shut the fuck up, you cunts!

Liar, liar, whore do they know they're being filmed when they say shit like that and how about the girl that stand stood up and asked the question she wasn't a plant this is how it works you people who are novices to this they they put plants in the audience In order for Kamala to get her left-wing points out, right, they have somebody ask a question so she can answer it. And that way everybody, oh, she's not, she's going to end fracking. See, that's how they do it. Trump doesn't. He can't. He can't remember who the, if they put people in the audience, he can't remember who they are. And he doesn't care. He's just going to say whatever he's feeling. God forbid, god forbid huh i guess that's why let me ask the people that hate trump what do you hate most about him is that there that he created the world's best economy before covet or is that

that he crushed isis like a fucking ant what did what he lowered taxers taxes and wage taxers he lowered taxers and taxis. Wages went up. Put $4,000 more in a family of four's pocket. So what? Is that all the shit you hate? Yeah, but he's loud and an asshole. Oh, grow the fuck up. Biden's position on fracking is this.

Drill for that fucking oil. Drill for that natural gas. Biden's position on fracking has at times been very confusing. In March Democratic primary debate, he said no more, no more new fracking, no more new fracking. And he followed it up by saying, what are we doing? What's going on right now? You're at the circus and the elephants are standing up right now. And in August's campaign event in Pennsylvania, Biden stressed that

I am not banning fracking. But Kamala said they were going to end it a few months now now she's they must have said look we have to update you Joe's changing his mind every three seconds right now he's wearing his wife's dress in the backyard climbing a tree interesting observation by my producer, Jason. When this happened last night, I said, what was something wrong there? There was something wrong. It brought up the question, did Kamala Harris have the questions before the debate? We'll show you why in a second.

I'll show you the clip. Because the moderator said something. Oh, that was a good segue. She said it a few times in the debate, by the way. And Carmela seemed to agree at one time, I guess. It was very fucking odd. And if you're saying, Nick, that's a conspiracy. Well, you remember.

I don't know if you have a short memory. Do you remember Donna Brazeal? Nice lady. Stupid as a bag of hammers. Beautiful gray hair. I like her. She's from New Orleans. Very nice lady. Stupid as a bag of hammers. Beautiful gray hair. I like her. She's from New Orleans. Very nice lady. Now she's a stooge on Fox.

They can slap her around. But she had the, remember? She had a show on CNN. She's a regular guest on CNN. She had the questions for Hillary before a debate. Do you remember that? So it does happen. So last night, here's what sort of set off a few people. And all of us online, if Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are in line.

You know, that's a good segue into our third topic, which is about the economy. It's a great segue. As she looked down at her notes, she looked, you don't have to be a goddamn detective. Nick, sit up straight. Okay. What the fuck? She looked down at her notes. That's a great segue. Like, she knew what the next subject was. I wonder if anybody's investigating that today.

I didn't like it. It made me very angry. I think she fucking, she's like, she might have been cheating, no? Well, I don't want to break up the meeting or nothing, but she's something of a cunt, ain't she, Doc? How do you mean that? She likes a rigged game, you know what I mean?

I take out the cunt part of that clip, but I can't edit these things. I just wanted to play, she likes a rigged game, so. But, I like the word cunt a lot, though, so if that bothers you, don't watch my show. I don't give a fuck. She could be pretty. She didn't have Jim Brown's nose.

I mean, John Ammon. I mean, Kevin Garnett. I mean, Sammy Davis Jr. I mean, Lou Garnett. I mean, Sammy Davis Jr. I mean, Lou Reed. What? So, of course, you know, she shit all over him about COVID, the worst administration ever. Ba-ba-ba-racist. Ba-ba-ba-bee-ba-ba-ba-ba.

And then she finally, you know, this is the race card that has worked so well for them for so many years. So don't ever think they're ever going to quit on it. Biden's fucking doubling down on race and shit. And I was just waiting for this part of the debate to where Big Tits Harris, the racist. So here she is unleashing some accusations accusations uh against the president go ahead of donald trump's you he was he called mexicans rapists and criminals he instituted as a focus um really we're going back to before he was elected? He called them rapists and said, yeah. Boy, a lot of that's proved true. And also he did very well with the Latinos,

who don't fall for this shit, by the way. Can you imagine she's going back to before 2016? They were saying this shit. You guys got nothing. She's got nothing. You got talking points. He's racist. He's arrogant. He's rich. He's white. He's the devil.'s got nothing you get talking points he's racist he's arrogant he's rich he's white he's the devil that's all you got please american apparently america well you don't want to believe the polls but if you did believe the blows it looks like people are buying it

but uh let's stupid talk some more his first act a muslim ban he on the issue of charlottesville here we go where people were peacefully protesting the need for racial justice. Are you going to cry? A young woman was killed. And on the other side, there were neo-Nazis carrying tiki torches, shouting racial epithets. Pause. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt. I had to get that in there.

Anti-Semitic slurs. Jews! And Donald Trump, when asked about it, said there were fine people on both sides. Oh, my God. This is who we have as the President of the United States. Oh, my aching stem. Oh, my aching stem. That is the biggest lie.

It's been disproven for the last three and a half years. And yet they continue to pound. Now, why? Ask yourself, why is that? Something that's been disproven? Well, because only a few stations disproved it. And see, when Fox disproves it, that makes Fox pro-Trump because they're showing the truth when it comes to the issue of race. And how do we know it's been disproven? Well, over the last fucking, I don't know how many times he's disproven it. Here you go. I totally disavow the Klu Klux Klan.

I totally disavow David Duke. Ultimately, he got to the Klu Klux Klan, which obviously I'm going to disavow. I reject David Duke, rejected David Duke. I've rejected the KKK, the Ku Klux Klan. David Duke is saying to his supporters and followers, vote for Donald Trump. White supremacists are saying, do you want those votes? No, I don't want them and I don't want him to say it. And you want the supporters? No, I don't want anything.

Imagine asking a president that. Hey, you know, asking Paul McCarty, you know, Charlie Manson loves your music, the Beatles music. So that means you guys think the same way, you're friends, right? That's basically what he's asking him. What a fucking insult. Look at a spiny fucking journalist. Go ahead. I'm a supremacist, by the way. I don't like any group of hate.

David Duke announced his Senate candidacy. Oh, devil. Claiming your agenda. Are you ready before you ask the question? Newt Gingrich said every Republican should repudiate this guy. We have since Reagan. Rebuked. Is that okay? Rebuked. Rebuked.

Done. Done. Do you want white supremacists to vote for you? Yes, we do. Stupid from WMUR. His campaign is denouncing a show of support from the KKK's official newspaper, as in the Ku Klux Klan. In the same New York Times interview, he denounced white supremacists. He denounced the neo-Nazis who support him.

Racism is evil. And those who cause violence in its name are criminals and thugs, including the KKK, neo-Nazis, white supremacists. And you had people, and I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally. I spoke out forcefully. That was a week, not even

a week after it happened. And they're still riding it. And you people fall for it. Or you're willfully ignorant. I still haven't figured out if you really believe it, or you people fall for it. Or you're willfully ignorant. I still haven't figured out if you really believe it or you just go along. I think you actually believe it. You're that ignorant. Oh, my God.

Do you want white supremacists to vote for you? You should have said, you're goddamn right. I hope they show up in hoods with burning crosses. What an ignorant question. How dare you, sir? Have you no kamala harris you filthy i wrote that that's verse one Please come to Boston, she said no. Boy, why don't you come home to me?

Hey, ramblin' boy, why don't you settle down? Denver ain't your kind of town. There ain't no gold and there ain't nobody like me. I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee. Pence didn't seem to notice. He had a bug on his head last night. And I'm not talking about the kind that Obama put in the Oval Office before Trump moved in. You filthy fucking fracketeers.

But he had a fly lantern on his head last night. Of course, Twitter was all aghast. That's all people got out of tears. But a fly landed on his head last night. Of course, Twitter was all aghast. That's all people got out of it, out of the debates. I'm surprised it didn't. I think it came out of, you know who, Kamala Harris's skirt. I think it flew out from behind her

as she uncrossed her legs and landed on Pence's head. Pence didn't seem to notice because he's made of wax that the bug landed on his head. He didn't. Hey, Pence, you got a fly on your head. I don't know nothing about that. He didn't seem to notice the bug, which didn't appear to move. It was paralyzed like Stephen Hawking on his head.

Just sitting there on his head for like several minutes. It was there so long that the Screen Actors Guild gave it its membership card. What? Who is the what? What? Show the video. To the men and women who serve in law enforcement, and I want everyone to know who puts on the uniform of law enforcement every day.

Shut your legs, Carmelo. President Trump and I stand with you. It is remarkable that when Senator Tim Scott tried to pass a police reform bill, brought together a group of Republicans and Democrats, Senator Harris, you got up and walked out of the room. Yeah. And then you filibustered Senator Tim Scott's bill on the Senate floor that would have provided new accountability. All right, enough. Ah, mama.

That thing could have had COVID. He has more hair glue than I do on his head. That thing's suffocated. Bedhead. Does he not look like the cardboard cutout of a president? I'm voting for him. We have a runs. The gay people hate him.

They think he's, you know, because he's very, very religious, very Christian. That means he hates gay people, apparently. Seems like a real hater, doesn't he? Yeah. Joe Biden actually got in. Somebody must have woke him up, got him out of his bed and said, look at this, Joe, look at this.

Where are we? What are we doing? Look what's on the fucking vice president's head. So he got his account tweeting a picture of the former Veep with a fly swatter and fundraising appeal, writing, pitching $5 to help this campaign fly. Who wrote that? Where are my sound effects for it?

Who wrote that? So unfunny. So unfunny. So unfunny. That's what I think of that joke. They say that that's a picture of him. They handed him that and said it's a microphone. They said you're on. that that's a picture of him.

They handed him that and said it's a microphone. They said, you're on. Try to eat his eggs with that thing. Where are we? What the hell am I doing? I don't know. Pitch in $5 to help his campaign fly. Ugh.

Cock-a-poop-a on that one. As you know, ladies and gentlemen, I'm back on the road again. I hope you're happy about it. I'm not. I hate to travel. I seem to do all my traveling in October when there are delicious NCAA football matchups on

and there's playoff baseball and shit. Nick, there's more to life than that, really. I don't want to go anywhere. So I'm back on the road like Willie Nelson only without the weed strictly blow doing what I've done for 35 years

and I'm pretty fucking good at it if I do say so myself Tommy wrote that I didn't I'm very excellent this weekend I'll be at Stand Up Live

in Huntsville, Alabama kind of looking forward to it because I have never performed in Alabama on Saturday night. And then the next night, Sunday night, Zany's in Nashville for two shows. One in Huntsville, two at Zany's. And I figure while I'm in Nashville, I'm going to try to land a recording contract. I do play the guitar now for almost a month and a half. I think if I get to the Grand Ole Opry

and do that three-minute solo from Cat Scratch Fever, I'm pretty sure Kenny Chesney will sign me to his label. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I did Zany's a long time ago, over 20 years ago in Nashville. I don't think they really got

me. Friday and Saturday, November 6th and 7th I'll be at the Comedy Club of Kansas City which I've done before it's a pretty new club and it was very pleasantly surprising a very nice club run by a former comic who knows what we like nice green room all kinds of

donuts then November 19th I'll be at the Improv in Raleigh, North Carolina. And then back in Las Vegas, I'm like Wayne fucking Newton. I'm at the Plaza Hotel and Casino on Friday, November 20, and Saturday, November 21st.

Please get tickets for those shows. It'll be a big surprise at one of them. I'm going to have Phyllis Diller's corpse on the stage. Get tickets to see all these shows through my website, kevingarnett.org. No, nickdip.com and click on touring. And you'll see a picture of the Partridge family right here. One-time contributions. I want to thank these people who have contributed to the Nick DiPaolo show. You guys keep us up and running.

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Sounds like it, doesn't it? Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. By the end of the day, my brain's a little punchy from all the nicotine. What happened to my traps?

They're in there. This shirt does nothing for me. Trump hails experimental treatment. Did you see the Trumperini? God, when we show this clip, he's almost doing blackface. He's got so much tan spray, tan shit on his. What's he in a contest with Mitt Romney? He, you know, he thinks it makes him look healthy, but Jesus makes you look like a second black president. What? Who said that?

on Wednesday hailed the experimental antivirus drugs he was given during his treatment for the coronavirus, including an antibody treatment by drug maker... How did I say that? I said it. Regeneron. Regeneron. A great drug maker. Coronavirus.

Came from China. Dirty chinks trying to poison us. Here is what we know about the treatment they rub it on your balls for 10 to 20 minutes at a time uh the drug code named our regn-cov2 is a combination of two uh monoclonal uh i can't read the fucking i'm blind uh monoclonal antibodies regn 10933 and regn 10987 intended to fight off scar scars sars uh covid 2 which causes covid 19 as you know uh monoclonal antibodies are synthetic versions of those naturally produced by the human immune

system to fight the virus. So some people don't have them. They're going to make it up. The company says its trials have found the treatment was most successful in helping the recovery of patients who had not already produced their own antiviral immune response to the coronavirus you know i mean so you gotta produce it for them the regeneron drug and a second antibody treatment created by drug maker eli lily tremendous quarterback uh could both potentially treat the coronavirus but neither have passed through the clinical trials or been approved by the uh widespread use by uh the fda another way of saying we have to let all the corporations get their ducks in a row before we can fucking charge a million dollars the regeneron treatment has been approved uh only

for compassionate use what the fuck does that mean what does the doctor have to look at you go oh boy you what does that mean i mean you got covid sometimes it's fatal that tells you it's bullshit yeah but i've been spitting up blood oh you got to be worse than that that's not worthy of compassion so on a compassionate you a limited uh basis that has put the company in a tough position since, you know, high profile of a patient, President Trump again touting the treatment. So, well, that's a good spokesman to have you, Dr. I am your voice. Jazz hands. Yeah, that's Trump's new one.

He always does this, the white pile sign. But he does this. Hey, did we show the clip? Oh, it's in the next part. A two-part series. Christ, this is like Nat Geo. next part, a two-part series. Christ, this is like Nat Geo. Let's stick a camera up a zebra's ass and follow him for the next 10 years. Trump to use military to dispute COVID therapeutics for free, by the way, for free, for free. Like he said, it's not your fault. It's China's fault.

He actually said that. That's why I love love him trump announces the military will be distributing free regeneron therapeutics throughout the country i want everyone to get the same treatment the president got let's take a look at uh there's a couple of vids of trump pushing this i think this was a blessing from god that i caught it. This was a blessing in disguise. I caught it. I heard about this drug. I said, let me take it. It was my suggestion. I said, let me take it. I invented it. And it was incredible the way it worked. Incredible. Incredible. I was high as a kite. And I think if I didn't catch it, we'd be looking at that like a number of other drugs. But it really did a fantastic job. I want to get for you what I got and i'm gonna make it free you're not gonna pay for it it wasn't your fault that this happened it was china's fault china's gonna pay a big price

i know a thing or two about a thing or two he does he had the goddamn thing he said he can do one-arm push-ups he can and he plays a piano uh then he talked a little more about how we're gonna get it out there and stuff because we have He said he can do one-arm push-ups. And he plays the piano. Then he talked a little more about how we're going to get it out there and stuff. Because we have, our military is doing the distribution. It's called logistics. And they deliver hundreds of thousands of troops in a matter of days. This is easy stuff for them. Our generals already.

We're waiting for the emergency use authorization. And the drug companies have just made a lot of it. So hopefully this is going to be not just a therapeutic. It's going to be much more than a therapeutic. You're going to get better. You're going to get better fast, just like I did. You're going to eat a lightning. You're going to crap thunder.

I am like God and God like me. I am as large as God. He is as small as I. He cannot above me nor I. Beneath him be. The latest 17th century. See how brown his face was? Is that a side effect?

It blows out your kidneys? Apparently not. He looks good. Leave the hair gray, will you, please? You look like a president. He always has that shitty blonde fucking trying to fit in with the Nelson boys. You know, they jumped the shark in 91. Come on.

Sorry, Pence looks way more like a... BLM. This is disturbing. BLM. You know what they did last night? They're upset over. There was a shooting in Wisconsin, one of those towns with an Indian name.

It was a black cop shooting a black kid. If you read the story, the kid had stolen a gun and took a shot. See? So the cop did everything within his right and shot the kid. Okay? We didn't even hear about this one. Oh, that's right. It's a black cop. Okay? We didn't even hear about this one.

Oh, that's right. It's a black cop. That's why we hadn't heard about this one. See how it works? I didn't know about this one. Anyways, the jury ruled the cop was in his right, so they let him off. So BLM and the left, who just obviously anarchists, don't give a fuck about law and order. They think you should be able to shoot at the cops and have no repercussions because they're fucking lunatics.

Well, they got upset at the decision last night. And Black Lives Matter mobs protesting in Wisconsin over the decision not to charge a black cop for shooting a teen. Turn their rage on innocent homeowners, lobbing rocks through windows on a residential street. Do you want to go to war? We'll take you to war, okay? Tony, coño. Here's the first video. Right here.

Okay, enough. I can't watch it. I can't bugger watch it. If you're pushing for a civil war, this is how it starts. You know? I was disappointed because there weren't a bunch of people in those houses sticking their AR-15s out those broken windows.

Because it looks like that's where we're headed. I hope not. I mean, please, I don't need this. There's some great UFC fights coming up. I'm busy. Here's another video. What's going on? This is them against the cops.

These are Joe Biden, Carmela Harris supporters. Biden voters. Biden voters. This is America. A couple of weeks before the election. Okay, enough already. All right, get up! Yeah!

Oh, my goodness gracious. Now, this guy kills me. The guy's on his front line. Listen to this guy, and I'll point out the hypocrisy with this nitwit. I think this is it. Go ahead. You think this is it. Go ahead. You don't even know.

You don't even know who in this neighborhood supports what you're doing and doesn't. Maybe a loan in my yard? You have no idea. Do you know how many Democrats, how many MPS teachers, union members, other people that could support you. Pause. That could support you. That could support. This jerk off's upset because he's a Democrat. He's upset that Democrats live on the street.

They probably support this. That's what he just said. So it's not fun when it comes to your yard. You idiot. That's what they're said. So it's not fun when it comes to your yard, you idiot. That's what they're all about. You fucking hypocrite. Yeah, play the rest of it. Oh, it's your yard. So you don't like it. Don't you know all these people support what you're doing? They're Democrats. That's what he just said. There's the naked truth out in the open, you filthy.

And then, of course, what's a riot without looting? So they went to a gas station, and the usual suspects, go ahead. hey it's been a day anyway so that's uh that is that's creepy don't be going into residential areas then you're going to find out you know what resistance looks like i want to get a cannon i live in the savannah i know there's some old civil war cannons that still work i want to get a couple of those from Bay Street. I'm going to put them in my living room. You can't see them from a, and then I'm just going to wheel them.

I'm sure I can move those. Go ahead, Jason. We got a Patreon question. All right, brother. Forget my bit. Grant from New York. I don't think Don Lemon would ever have a job in tv news if he was a straight white male what do you say

i disagree a thousand percent why nick why do you say that because there's a a million fucking white don lemons that are that fucking left and that racist uh white liberal fuck shepherd smith he's a big fruit cup oh you said straight white male um wolf blitzer he's a he's the gerbils joseph gerbils i'm fucking seeing that he's been there for 40 years he's straight and white and says uh he doesn't do it with the pizzazz. I know what you mean, Grant. Yeah, Don Lemon is literally, but here's what's evil, Grant, about that, okay? CNN poses as a neutral, you know what I mean?

Don Lemon's show is not considered an opinion show. He's considered like an anchor, a goo-gobbling anchor. anchor, a goo-gobbling anchor, and they blur the lines, at least on, you know, Fox, you know, Hannity or O'Reilly were doing an opinion show. That's not what CNN does. And watch CNN for five minutes on MSNBC when they have a panel, there's not one fucking guy from the other side on it. It's just propaganda. from the other side on it.

It's just propaganda. Don Lemon, when you get, when life gives you lemons, suck on them. Good question. Thank you, Grant. Thank you very much. Anyways, we've done a few reports, right,

in the last couple weeks on ballots and how, you know, the Democrats would all mail in absentee and all this horseshit because that way they can fuck with the ballots. It's proven mail-in ballots are susceptible to fraud. It's been proven. And all of a sudden, we're finding Trump ballots in a creek. Remember? And all of a sudden, we're finding Trump ballots in a creek. Remember? James O'Keefe from Project Veritas went undercover, caught Ilhan Omar. She's still in the country.

Caught people working for her, paying people off, signing ballots. Dead people in Chicago are getting ballots. They always do. There's already been a ton of shit. And it's all been anti-Trump, by the way. And here's the best one so far. trump ballots were discarded in a truck in illinois mail and ballot applications sent to voters in pennsylvania by trump campaign found discarded in seymour indiana can you imagine fucking listening yeah your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks you got that i got it

uh in seymour indiana was it seymour i thought it was something different did you make that up jason wasn't it a weird name seymour huh oh that wasn't a tweet there's too. Anyways, they check this out. It's a truck with a bunch of torn up ballots that Trump administration sent out to people and somebody cut off and discarded. Check this out. This is the most important load I ever have. Yeah, they're not cheating. I don't know what happened here. Somebody sabotaged all of these.

We're supposed to go out to people but never made it. Imagine. I won't let you down, Trump. There's the one civil servant mailman who's a white and a Republican. Do you believe that shit?

Huh? No, there's no fraud. We're going to use a post office. We know they're an efficient way to do everything. You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. Look at you and your faggy white... God, I love that movie. I love it even though Rob Reiner was the producer.

But whoever wrote it was right on. Hey, did you catch this? Celebrities got naked to get out the vote. By the way, I keep seeing commercials during Major League Baseball playoff games to get out the vote in NBA games. You know, right? You know that's under the guise of we should all get out to vote. But obviously, our side always gets out to vote.

And the Dems are notorious for sleeping in because they're lazy, pot-smoking jerk-offs. So it's kind of weird to see that. It's almost like watching a Biden commercial during the thing. But anyways, a bunch of celebrities, and, you know, they they're well qualified to talk about politics. Do you know why? I have a couple of theories here. Why the Democrat Party is so tight with Hollywood actors and actresses? You know why? They both lie for a living. That's the connection. Acting is just lying. I've done some good stuff. Acting is just lying. I've done some good stuff.

So, you know, and the other theory is that they make so much money, they're guilty. They're guilty. The colonies of the world are zillionaires. They're guilty about how much money they have. They're always, you know, well, give it to the poor. You don't see many of them do that, do you? Clearly, you might put as much money where their mouth is, but you don't see the other. You know what I mean? But check out these nitwits trying to get people out to vote.

I don't know. Showing your tits is going to do it, apparently. I don't know. Go ahead. I'm naked. I'm completely butt-ass naked. I'm naked. I'm like naked. There isn't a-ass naked. I'm naked. I'm like naked.

There isn't a man behind me. These are my hands. Why you want me be naked? I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, Ruffalo, put your clothes on. To be honest, I wish I could cover my hands with my boobs. Take your hands away. But here we are.

I'm here to talk to you about voting. Did you know? Pause. Yeah, I want to see Chelsea handle his fucking 80-year-old snatch. Looks like a first baseman's mitt from the 70s. I had a chance to see Sarah Silverman's baggage.

I turned it down. I had a girlfriend in the neighborhood. This is back in New York. I don't know what happened to her. She used to be a decent person. Nice bag, sir. You got it bet, right? Is that it?

Oh, there's more? It wasn't saying anything. Ballots could be naked. And if you don't do exactly what I tell you, your ballot will get thrown out. This is my ballot. Just got it. It's my ballot. I just got it.

I'm going to wipe my ass with it. Who the hell is that? That's a celebrity? I'm going to wipe my ass with it. Who the hell is that? That's a celebrity? No, they dug this guy up at Forest Lawn, wherever they're famous where they bury actors and actresses. None of them were naked. You know, they had clothes on.

Not very pretty either, huh? Where are the fucking actresses? Get out to vote. They have to tell you to get out to vote. They have to tell you on the left. I don't know. That's very horrible. But anyways. And finally tonight on Meet the Press, another sign of political correctness run amok

we've had a million of these phoenix rising that's the name of a soccer team i guess and again i wouldn't watch that shit if they were playing in my front yard the two best teams from brazil the worst spectator sport ever not saying it's not fun to play. I'm just saying. A Phoenix Rising FC player suspended for what? A homophobic slur. Junior Flemings have been disciplined after San Diego Loyals players accused him of using a homophobic slur against one of their teammates. That's him. A black guy being hating homos. That's very unusual. Flemings has been suspended for six games and will pay an undisclosed fine after players with the San Diego Loyals accused him of using a homophobic slur against their teammate,

Colin Martin, who is gay during a September 30th match. He said an anti-gay thing, so he's no good. Please give me a call. Is that what he said? The league said a suspension is for the use of a foul and abusive language

in the form of a homophobic slur. He's a fag. That's all he said. That should be a yellow card or a pink one, whatever they do. And that covers the entirety of the 2020 USL Championship playoff. Well, I'm not going to watch now. I'm not watching the playoffs.

Mr. Flemings has been... Can you imagine the other team? They all got together. Oh my God. Proves it's such a pussy sport. Do you know the shit that, you know what they say to each other on the football field out there? Remember they said you were going to penalize if you use the N-word and shit? It's used so many times, they got rid of it, I think.

The brothers, every other play, they're calling each other that shit. We did in high school. Your mother's a pig-faced whore. Touchdown. So Martin was issued a red card. Oh my God. At the end of the first half of the September 30th, several loyal players then approached the referee like little rats that they are, little tattletales. Accused a rising player of using a slur, ESPN reported. The Loyals also walked off during a game held the week prior when a player was called a racial slur by a member of the LA Galaxy. Ah, Galaxy player Omar Ontiveros.

Okay, it's people of color doing this. Was suspended by the league and cut by the team. Can you imagine? Cut by the team. First Amendment. Go to court. After officials found that he had called loyal player Elijah Martin a racial slur. Oh, I hope the kid's all right.

Oh, boy, you. That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name, that's strictly for fags. It sure is. By that, I mean soccer in general. I love this sport. I like to watch two teams play in the neutral zone for three and a half hours. That's it, ladies and gentlemen, for the week.

Hope I see you in Huntsville, Alabama on Saturday night, or I see you in Nashville on Sunday night. Come on out. I need the dough. Anything else? Cameo.com. You guys want me to make a little personal video on my phone, send it to you guys. Go to Cameo.com. Click on the DiPaolo profile. Tell me a little about the person you want to be roasted. And I'll take it from there. Okay. Anything else, Chase?

That is it. I want to thank you guys again for all the support. You guys think it. I'll say it. You're very welcome. I will see you back here. Are we having a show? No, Monday's a holiday. Correct?

Yeah. Yeah, I don't think we're having a show on Monday. So probably Tuesday. Wait a minute. Is Columbus Day? We're still doing that? Oh, I don't think we're having a show Monday. So probably Tuesday. Wait a minute, is Columbus Day? We're still doing that? Oh, it's indigenous. We're celebrating the Indians. So I'll see you guys on Tuesday, I believe. Have a great weekend, everybody. guitar solo guitar solo Bye.