The Nick DiPaolo Show - Killing in Cohoes #125

Episode Date: February 26, 2019

Special shoot a success. Spike Lee spits hate at Oscars. Bob Kraft busted in prostitution sting.

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Do it live. Yeah, do it live. I want all of you to enjoy your cake so enjoy you know you want crazy motherfucking walk man i don't i'm as mad as hell and i'm not gonna take this anymore that wasn't a badass i gotta be honest with you maybe i'm getting old vince wilfork has a nice ass that's's, I'm gonna, apparently he doesn't like the cops, but that was not a badass. That could have been any pulling guard in the NFL or a black woman who just loves her Twizzlers.

Hey, how are you folks? Welcome on a Monday, 833-599-NICK. 833-599-6425 833-599-6425 Hey, I did the Dave Rubin report. The Rubin report. So Google it. And it aired today. It's killer. He's a great guy.

Gay conservative. And once again, proving I'm so homophobic and racist and sexist. I worked for Chris Rock and I have more liberal friends than I do conservative friends because I'm in show business and I have more liberal friends than I do, you know, conservative friends, because I'm in show business, and I'll get to the taping in Coho Saturday night,

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If you're like me, ruining people's day is much funnier. Hey, real quick, you can get this at nicktip.com, but my tour dates. Saturday, this Saturday, March 2nd, the Brooks Arts Center, Baumbrook, New Jersey. Friday, March 8th, Wood Theater, Glens Falls, New York. Friday, the 29th of March, Decatur Civic Center, Decatur, Illinois. We're looking for a date the next night that's near there. Friday, April 26th, Steel Stacks, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Friday and Saturday, May 3 and 4, my buddy Bobby Jewel's Side Splitters in Tampa, one of the best clubs in the country. I don't do

many clubs anymore. Friday and Saturday, May 10th and 11th, the Governor's Eleventh Town, which is my favorite haunt out of all the clubs. Friday, May 31st, Jonathan's at Gunquit, Maine. Saturday, June 1, Whites of Westport, Westport, Mass. Saturday, August 10th, Newtown Theater, Newtown, Pennsylvania. What a cute place that is, too. Friday and Saturday, August 16th and 17th,

Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia. Saturday, October 19th, the Ridgefield Playhouse, Ridgefield, Connecticut. Friday, November 15th, the Cortland Repertory Theater, Cortland, New York, and then back at the Tarrytown Music Hall on New Year's Eve, Tarrytown, New York. Those are beautiful venues. I'm actually happy. You know, I'm a miserable motherfucker.

You know that. But things are going so good right now. Real quick, one more thing. Shout-outs. Tim from Cincinnati, who has been with me since the Nick and Artie show. This guy is a, I did a Windsor knot. I don't like it. I don't know what happened.

This part's, anyways, I'm going to wear a bow tie like a Muslim. Tim from Cincinnati, Tim Ewell. Go to nickdip.com to contribute. Thank you so much, Timmy. You've been with me for a long time. And cold open fat black ass I have. I think we did it. Yummy, yummy, yummy for your tummy. 833-599-NICK. As you know, I taped an hour special Saturday night at the Cajols Music Hall, Cajols, New York, up by Albany. It was built over 200 years ago. It's the fourth oldest venue in the country.

It was, I ripped the tits off the crowd. I don't say that often, but I did. I've been there so many times, I was so comfortable. Six camera shoot, high definition, everything you could imagine. Cameras in the balcony shooting down at me. cameras up high from the side shooting down, camera behind me so you guys can see what it looks like to be a comic in front of a full house. 400 people, 400 seats, 400 people. Me and my wife went to get pizza after the show and the guy said, yeah, we were slammed early. We were in the weeds. This is a comedy show I wanted. I couldn't go to it. That was me.

And he still didn't give me a break on the pizza. This. I don't know what to say. But not everybody loved it, naturally, because, you know, you have the reviewers come out. I've yet to meet a straight one. I'm not making any judgments there, but here's the headline. Comedy Review, Steve Barnes. I think it's the tribune or some shit uh anyways steve barnes

came out to review the show which is a it's a local a local paper up there and and he's a fan i don't know that i just you know he's a food critic and i think he should stick to telling uh people in cohoes that the tapas at Billy's restaurant is a little dry. Fucker. Anyways, let me read the review to you. He thinks this is hurting me. I'm putting this in my press kit. Nick DiPaolo, I'm reading, is a polished comedian.

Almost all of his material sat at night before a sold-out crowd at Cohoes Music Hall that was excited to be in the audience for a seven-camera taping for a future TV special showed precise craftsmanship and assured delivery. DiPaolo's writing is undeniably, and I give him credit for this because he hates my guts, attuned to specific culturally familiar references that evoked vivid recognition from the nearly, yeah, some of it's supposed to ring a bell, 400 people present for what is believed to be the first show of its kind recorded in the capital region. For some, however, saying DiPaolo is good at the technical aspects of stand-up comedy will be akin to crediting Mussolini for having made the trains run on time. It may be true, but ignores what will be seen, again, by some as the much more disturbing

and important larger truth. I don't even know. Put the picture of that. That's him on the far left. That's me. And that doesn't do it justice. This venue is packed. Those people are in the back.

There's people in front of them like 40 rows deep. But that's Steve Barnes on the left with a gray beard. You see everybody else howling on the right, which is ironic. The right was loving me. The left was a little tepid. But that's Steve Barnes in the gray beard on the left. I wish I knew that. I would have went after him and said, hey, the frugal gourmet's put on a few pounds. And what's he doing with Rosie O'Donnell in front of him? But anyways, I don't know what he means by larger truth. I am the truth. And there's Steve right there.

And again, Steve, I'd meet you. I'd probably like you. Or I'd fucking slap that goatee off your fat face. He is the larger truth. Yeah, thank you very much. Well said, Ryan. And he says, and that is, DiPaolo, as he presents himself on stage, is often an unreconstructed racist. As opposed to the constructed racist.

What the fuck does that even mean? I don't even know. As opposed to Spike Lee, I guess. Unreconstructed racist, sexist, homophobic pig. I guess I feel like De Niro in... What was the De Niro movie I always quote from? Come on, guys. Raging Bull?

No. Cape Fear. I guess I'm not your type, Steve. Guess all that prison time made me a little coarse. Too many tattoos. He doesn't understand. This is going on my press kit. Rather than satirizing such attitudes,

his largely unironic routine, he's upset that I'm not being ironic, that I'm being too honest, that everything wasn't said tongue-in-cheek, as most gay people are offended. Unironic routine reinforces and therefore contributes to racial injustice. Yes, right now there's a bunch of old black ladies being thrown into fucking prison for drugs because of jokes I made.

How stupid. And therefore contributes to racial injustice. Oh my God, just a brainwashed fruit cup. Rape culture and gay bashing. Yes. wash fruit cup. Rape culture and gay bashing. Yes. Amy Schumer is in the habit of putting people who promote rape culture on her show. Right, Steve? You don't even know me, you fat fuck. You don't even know me, but judge me on that. And gay bashing. I got more gay friends, I guarantee you. You live up in Cajos where they hang gay people.

I live in Westchester, work in New York City in show business. Have more gay people around me than Kelly Ripper does on a Tuesday. But pretend you know me. As he trades in vicious stereotypes and base insults. By the way, 833-599-6425. Vicious stereotypes. You mean the kind that every black comic does about white people?

Even George Carlin, who said, yeah, white guys named Chad and Oliver. You mean guys like that? Who I love, George Carlin, and why I brought him up. Anyways, DePaulo seems to delight in the fact that he's among the few still allowed to say such things with impunity. I'm allowed to? Yeah, it's called the First Amendment, asswipe. Of course I'm allowed to. But again, once again, the double standard. Do you call out Chris Rock, my buddy, or Chappelle or any black comic,

Tracy Morgan, who would kill a gay baby did you call him out no you're too busy reviewing dane cook the night before he cried he fucking shit on him too uh because he's allowed to say such things with impunity because his job comedian podcaster caters to those willing to pay to hear such repugnance. He's got a way with words, doesn't he? You can't handle the truth! It's hard to overstate how loathsome, loathsome DePaulo can be.

He said Whoopi Goldberg would be unfamiliar with sexual harassment, not just because she resembles a beanbag chair with dreads. Not a bad one, he asked. In what zoo would she have encountered it? I don't know, Stoneham?

He said there were a few black serial killers because African Americans lacked the required work ethic. Let's go to the comedy show and take this shit literally. That's what you do. That's what fundamentalism breeds, as Bill Hicks said about the right when he should have been talking about the left. It breeds no sense of irony whatsoever.

Just humorless. You were bullied as a kid. I know your story. He's equally free using variations on fag as a catch-all slur, which Louis C.K. says 40 times an hour. Applying it to everyone from liberals who can't take his honesty. I only did that once or twice during the show, and I'm not proud of that either. To men who wear helmets while

mountain biking. They're not mountain biking. They're going through the woods of Westchester on a Sunday with their kids. Big difference there, chubby. When a punchline drew what he deemed insufficient laughter, DiPaolo aimed it at the audience. Muslims got sprayed with hummus. No, with DiPaolo's cheap pandering bigotry. Cheap pandering bigotry. Is that what it is? It's cheap because when guys like me say it, they get shut down on Twitter.

They lose radio jobs, television jobs. So how is it cheap? You are fucking in your own ensconced little gay world. By the way, gay people make up five to seven percent of the world population. Who gives a shit how you see the world? Back to my show. Muslims got sprayed with DePaul's cheap pandering bigotry, and what he said he'd like to do with the autopsy photos of the thick-ankled dog face Hillary Clinton can't be described in this newspaper. DiPaolo found obvious glee

in how some of his more outro lines took even a sympathetic audience aback. But he isn't after mere shock value. No, I don't do it for shock value. The fact that you find it shocking doesn't make me a shock comic. It makes you retarded and not the progressive you think you are.

Not everybody sees the world through cum-stained colored glasses, Stevie. Fucking idiot. He really seems to believe what he says. He puts that in the article as a pejorative. I'm a comic. I really believe what I say on stage. He literally lists that as a pejorative. I'm a comic. I really believe what I say on stage. He literally lists that as a negative.

As when he complained early on, there's no respect for white European males anymore. Actually, there is. They hold 72% of executive positions in Fortune 500. Who says they're respected? Who says they're respected? How about they work their ass off? They want a benefit of affirmative action.

They move their... My brother is a very successful businessman. Moved his family around the country 11 times, Steve. Nobody handed him anything. Went to night school. Had a family. So, again, you're full of shit. 70% of...

72% of executive positions in Fortune 500 companies. According to an analysis, but whatever. Okay, next. The difference is that now, gradually, those men are being asked

to consider others who are not like them. DiPaolo dismisses such progress in jokes and insults like his are part of the problem because they actually hurt people, not just feelings. Is that right?

Is there somebody in critical condition right now? After my show, are there any ambulances out front? You're a thin-skinned bitch. You are what's wrong with the world. You're a First Amendment squelcher. Unless that person is shooting off his mouth and you agree with it, then you're all for free speech. You're a cliche of the left, Steve. And if I met you, I'd probably like you. But you know what? We haven't met. And you're judging me like we were roommates for a year.

Therein lies the problem. We know there can be real world consequences to comparing black people to animals or to suggestion women who don't have a date on Saturday night should call an Uber and hope the driver is a rapist. They don't have to hope. One out of nine is. Well, saying that Louis C.K.'s victims were partly to blame for him exposing himself

because they were not picking up on the vibe of how much he liked them. Meanwhile, you're on, what's the gay site? Ryan, what's the gay site? Bumble? He's on the phone he's on the phone right now i'm trying to pick up something he's talking to one of them when dipalo isn't spewing insults or trading on pernicious stereotypes he can be funny in entertaining ways riffing on vaping he said the cloud from e-cigarettes looks more suitable for steaming vegetables or removing wrinkles from a shirt hotels green policies that reward guests who don't change towels or bed sheets every day

make him worry about rolling around in somebody's mud or severe plaque psoriasis for the next three days. In other words, you liked every joke that didn't hit, didn't touch your personal life. But I give you credit for quoting some of the jokes that I liked in there too. But do you understand your worldview is no more valid than mine? And yours has been shaped by the mainstream media and everybody else who's full of shit. There's two types of people in the world, Steve. There's honest people and politically correct people. You fall in the latter category. Trying to model his behavior after Jesus example as DePaul's mother advises is difficult. Jesus rose from the dead.

I can't get up before noontime after six o'douls. So he liked the jokes. So you kind of liked me a little bit. Only when I touched on stuff that you disagree with politically. And there's the difference between you and me. I can laugh at a Jon Stewart and Al Franken. Do you understand? Even Bill Maher I can laugh at.

Because I'm not blinded by my ideology. And Steve, I want you to go, I want you to Google Jon Stewart's last episode of The Daily Show and see who he references as far as comics he admires on his last episode. See if my name comes up. You don't know anything about me. Josh Kincaid, a young downstate comedian who's being mentored by DiPaolo, opened a little slowly. Do you know why he opened a little slowly? He came out to a cold audience, proving once again you know so little about stand-up comedy. The opening act always opens slowly because he came out to a cold audience and he didn't go, hey, what do you do for a living? He went right into his material like a true professional.

That's why. So you got a comedy lesson. Perhaps understandable given the cameras, but his confidence grew as he and the crowd warmed to each other. Among his best bits was a confession that, as a Caucasian man raised in Westchester County, he has an irrational expectation of privilege and keeps hoping a limo will pull up and miraculously save him from another bus commute

because buses are for immigrants and crazy people. So that you found funny. But such thoughts, Kincaid said, originate in the worst white people parts of my brain. Here's hoping DiPaolo is listening. Not only was I listening, I bring him everywhere, which tells you what? We disagree politically, but I still find him funny. Something you can't do, Stevie Barnes. What's the name of the paper up there, guys? Google it. The Times Union. The Times Union. It has the word union in it. It makes me hate it right off the bat. Anyway, Steve, I don't take it personally. This is going in my press kit. This is worth 100 more tickets because most of this country's had it with people like you.

I hope you're watching tonight. Nothing personal. By the way, how's the pizza at the Coho's House of Pizza? I found it delicious. The gay dating app is Grindr. Grindr. I went on there. I was looking and I saw Stevie Barnes and I...

No, I didn't. Have you been on there, right? I was not successful. I was looking and I saw Stevie Barnes and I, no I didn't. Have you been on there, right? I was not successful. He was not successful because he enjoys both girls and boys and that's a turn off. Anyways, can I just say, and then Steve Barnes

the night before Up and Cohoes, Dane Cook was there, okay, playing the palace or whatever and this is what Mr barnes said about him cook's no longer the cocky young alpha of comedy from 10 to 15 years ago notice he brings up alpha because he's just offended by anything that comes out of an alpha male mouth we all have to be sort of uh swishy and and and harmless and uh is there a straight critic out there? Honest to God. Again, what did he say about Dane?

Employed stereotypes when riffing on dating sites. Let me ask you something, Steve. You ever hear a black comic employ stereotypes? Like white people talk like this, and Dave Chappelle, a legend, who I love, by the way, and who loves me. Do you call them out? No, you don't. You got to call them.

Take a look at yourself in the mirror, a giant mirror, by the way, because you only come after guys like me, you know, older white European males, alpha males. Anyways, he says, employed stereotypes when riffing on dating sites. This is Dane Cook. You want an Indian? That's easy. It's Indian.com.

You want to meet somebody black? Free credit score.com. You want to meet somebody black? Free credit score.com. Kind of like that joke. Then he says, Cook's example on Friday at the palace. You left the garage door open, which then deteriorated into an insult. Your whole life is nothing but low expectations, followed by a desire to use the C word. That scared him. God, I'm glad I didn't use it.

It's my favorite word. Also, he says, Cook was humdrum, laced with a mean streak. This is stuff like my sister would say in fifth grade. You're mean. You're sexist.

23-year-old Matt Wright, just might build himself a career, happy to accurately compare himself with Abercrombie and Fitch models. Oh, so he liked this guy who compared himself to Abercrombie and Fitch models. Oh, so he liked this guy who compared himself to Abercrombie and Fitch models. Right, Mark? This is Dane's opening act.

Right, Mark? Dazonian maturity. So you like self-deprecating shit coming out of a straight white male. That's the bottom line. You see the world through gay glasses, which you're wearing in this picture. You look like a magician from Buffalo who loves Gouda cheese. Come on, Stevie. I'll take you out tonight for a beer. You're supposed to be smarter than that. Anyways, off the subject, I got to let you people know, for everyone watching on YouTube that isn't

getting notified when the show is live, it's Monday through Thursday, 6 p.m. Eastern, free on Monday and Wednesdays. But you have to click on that little bell next to the subscribe button in your YouTube to get a notification. And if you're watching on your phone, you have to go to your notification setting, click on YouTube, then choose to allow them. I don't want to bring this up again because I pride in having a smart audience. And if you guys can't figure that out, I figured it out. And I'm severely retarded in all aspects except for comedy.

Oh, my God. I didn't even look at the phones. They are letting the goddamn fuck up. Let's take a look over here at what we got up in this... Philip and Virginia. Let's go to Philip first. Phil, what's going on?

Welcome to the show. How are you? Pretty good. Pretty good. Been pretty much binge-watching all your older episodes. That a baby. That a baby. That a baby, Phil.

Love you. Yeah, my wife also actually saved a lot of episodes i think she'll like and let her watch them when we get home okay she actually says that you're her favorite over uh that's a good woman that's a woman that's a good woman right there phil i'm telling you hang on to her i don't care if she's 4 11 640 pounds you hang on to that triple neck, bitch. Well, she also has a, she has an acid tongue like your wife. She actually picked up that term now. She's like,

so yeah, she can't wait for you to come around here. We've seen that. She loves the Hodge twins and she likes that kind of humor. So I actually, that's why one of the reasons I fell in love with her 15 years ago

so we've been married what can i do for you yeah well i just wanted to you know thank you for everything you're doing it's good you know that there are people out there that are willing to have the humor that i have it actually gets kind of lonely in the workplace and around other people everybody's so pc now even in groups of friends, even at football parties, everybody's scared to say anything. I'm glad that there are people out there that are still doing that, and I hope you do come to Virginia. Oh, I'm going to. Oh, trust me. I go to Alexandria, actually.

I go to the Drafthouse in Alexandria, Virginia, in Arlington, Virginia, I should say. So I don't know how far that is from you, Phil, but bring you and your wife out when you can. And I appreciate the call, buddy. Thank you so much. Pat in Saratoga. Patty, what's going on? Welcome to the show.

Yeah. Yeah, hey, what's going on, Nick? I just want to say I went to the show Saturday night and you killed. I tuned in a little late to the show, and it sounds like the Times Union might have been shitting on your opener. And I got to tell you, other than Andy Fiori, I think he's the best opener that you ever had. Yeah, no. No, he actually, the reviewer gave him a good review.

He said I should learn something. Oh, good. Yeah, no. Good, good. Josh Kincaid is a great writer, and here He said I should learn something. Oh, good. Yeah, no. Good, good. Josh Kincaid is a great writer, and here's what I love about him. I've worked with a bunch of openers like multiple times, and sometimes I'll work with them six months later, they don't have a new joke in their act.

This kid writes all the time, and it's from the heart. Some of it's politically correct, some of it's not. I mean, he's just being honest. And no, the critic loved him and said he hopes that I learned something from Josh. Anyways, so. Well, that critic can suck my nuts. But anyway, yeah, no, I just wanted to say you had a great show.

And I was sitting next to those guys with all the Miller Lite cans. Oh, Jesus. At one point, you thought they were talking during your show. They weren't. It was the guys behind them. They couldn't shut. They weren't talking. They did not shut the app.

But they weren't talking. They were moaning at jokes like little bitches. Hey, Pat. They were. Go ahead. They were, and I wanted to turn around and, uh, punch them, but, uh, I didn't want to get the cute girl with the Nikon camera catching me, uh, committing a violent act.

All right, Patty. She was cute too. I, yeah, there was, I have to apologize, Nick, about if I wasn't looking at you, uh, cause you know, I'm a straight heterosexual male. She was, uh, yeah, there was a stunner that was working with the staff. Yeah. All right, Patty. Thank you, buddy.

Thank you for coming out. I think I met Pat actually up in Saratoga. It was a great time. It was, uh, Tommy Nikki, my manager slash agent. This guy's a, is just a beast. He's running around. I mean, just supervising everything. And he packed the place out like he told me he

was going to. And I moved the date up a couple of weeks, which most managers or agents go, what are you nuts? I can't say enough about Tommy Nicky. Anyways, let's get on to the Oscars last night. I actually watched them because there was nothing else on. No hockey, no nothing. nothing else on. No hockey, no nothing. And I never watch them. But Spike Lee had a little fucking tantrum. Excuse me. I'm almost with him, actually. Green Book won Best Picture. Green Book. Anybody see it? If you're Italian-American, I have one 100th Italian in you. You should be picketing in front of this studio. Peter Fairley, who, him and his brother do those funny movies with Jim Carrey, you know, what about Mary, something about Mary, and, but this was so offensive to Italian people, but we just let it roll off our backs, but I have to call it out. Billy Burke called me yesterday,

and yesterday in the afternoon to talk about this movie. He had just seen it. He said, do you believe how they depicted Italians in it? You know, if you haven't seen the movie, it's an Italian guy used to be a bouncer. He's a real rough blue collar type guy and knows a few more. Anyways, he's unemployed. So he gets hired to be the limo driver for this black musician, pianist he was, wasn't he uh it's based on a true story don shirley i think was the black guy's name but it made the italian guy so ignorant they took all the attributes of like a street black person who was uneducated and just projected him on italian and i'm not saying italians like this don't exist but it was the most over-the-top caricature of Italian people and their wife beaters,

you know, fucking throwing food at it, yelling at each other, saying the most derogatory shit, which probably could have been true in 1940 in the Bronx. But it was so over-the-top, stereotypical. The equivalent would be making a movie of, you know, a black guy, you know, who's dribbling a basketball, eating fried chicken and tap dancing. I'm not exaggerating. It was so goddamn offensive.

And just I and Billy called me yesterday. Billy Bird to talk about how over the top and how ridiculous if anybody else was portrayed that way. And it sort of makes me feel vindicated when I say white European males are the last people you can take shots at, which is fine. Just let me shoot back. But there's one scene in the movie,

the black guy, the Italian guy driving gets the thing of KFC chicken, hands it to the black guy, and he's like, I've never had this before. Hey, the Italian guy's literally showing him how to eat fried chicken with his hands. And then the Italian guy's throwing shit out the window, being the litterer.

Like I never, like every three feet when I go for a walk around here, I don't find a pack of cool cigarettes and an empty 40 ounce malt liquor. And, you know, I mean, it is brutal. And I'm sure there's some anti-defamation, Italian anti-defamation group that's probably probably up in arms about it but it was the fact that it won best picture in the fuck in the town

in Hollywood where they just go crazy crazy if you stereotype a black person in a movie or whatever it was it was as offensive whatever I laughed at it like i said that's fine but let me fucking you know let other people do the same thing it was it was almost belly laughable and it gets best picture and you know why it's not about the movie itself when it comes to the oscars it's about the issue they're covering and how close it is to their heart. Instead of, you know, being objective, it's like, oh, this was a, you know, Freddie Mercury was gay and stuff, and we have to, you know, promote that. And this ignorant Italian,

and this black guy straightens him out. I'm reading, then I'm reading in the comment section on an article online, and people are complaining because the white guy was the savior, which he wasn't. It was the black guy that enlightened the white guy. And people are complaining.

They can't even see that. They see it the other way around, that this white guy defended him down south when he went to bars. It's a true story. And listen to this. I can't believe this. You guys know I love The Sopranos.

You know Carmine on The Sopranos? The guy that Viggo Mortensen portrays, the white guy, the Italian in the movie, it's based on the guy that played Carmine in the Sopranos. Joey Lip is his name. Joe Lip, which was the nickname, but it became his like stage name. It's based on him. He was a big, tough Italian guy in the day or whatever. And he drove this guy around the country, a black, great story. It was entertaining on certain levels, but the over-the-top horseshit that I would get reamed for or any white movie producer, it just rolls off their back. Fucking unbelievable. It was so funny because Billy called me in the

afternoon and that night it gets best picture i almost fell off my couch but tony lip who played carmine i think he's dead now it was based on him the guy must have known some real tough guys uh anyways let's go to mike in uh York. Mikey, what's up? Hey, I just want to say we were at your show. It was the absolute best show we have ever seen. Me, my girlfriend, my best friend, he was laughing so hard. He was laughing so hard there was no noise coming out.

I hate that. But you know what, Mike, I appreciate you guys coming out. It was. It was a hot crowd. I've done a lot of specials. I've done a lot of specials. But this is what I'm doing, Mike. I had a crew shoot myself.

I hired. We'll flood the internet with it. And the crew that shot that special, Mike, they work with Kevin Hart when he shot, like, the stadium in Philadelphia. These guys know what they're doing. There was six or seven cameras there, and it was just tremendous. I'm excited about it, so we'll see. Oh, if you come back, hands down, we will buy as many tickets to get as many people to go. I mean, I am a huge fan of Georgeorge carlin the late robin williams yep and you rank up they are the greatest you rank with within the top three you don't care

you're honest and that's awesome and that's what society lacks is the balls to say it thank you mike and i wish i appreciate the call buddy uh i gotta run but uh thank you for coming out i'll see you up there because i'm doing that place again they couldn't have been nicer thank you to holly and the staff up there but back to back to um green book anybody watch the oscars i want to talk about that because it's it's sort of related to what we're talking about here um Spike Lee pulled a Kanye West when Green Book took Best Picture Oscar. Lee clearly was furious, it says, got up and walked toward the back of the auditorium in a huff. He was dressed in purple and sneakers and like the crazy fuck face that he is. He then turned back and appeared to get into an intense conversation with Jordan Peele, whoever that is.

Lee paced the aisle and stormed to the back of the auditorium. When he came back, he turned his back to the stage during the acceptance speech when they won the... What a fucking asshole. Spike Lee hates white people, especially Italians, because he grew up in Brooklyn. I know he was beat up. I told you this story before on my podcast when I first moved to New York I'm walking through the village on a hot summer day excuse me and a SUV goes by and I see a black guy peering out the passenger side window

giving me the stink eye I mean we locked eyes for about 30 it was spike and after the SUV went by me he literally craned his neck to see if I was still staring at him. And he just hates Italian people because Italian people, Colin Quinn told me this, back in the 50s and shit, when there were fucking riots and racial tension, the Italians in Bensonhurst

would come out and chase fucking black people out of their neighborhood. That's because we have black blood in us. I appreciate that, Spike. And he just just hates him go see the movie uh what was it summer of sam i think it's called summer of sam go see how he how he portrays italian people in that and and do the right thing with danny aiello and his wife peter and then he just hates italian people so that made him more furious that somebody else made a movie that depicted Italians the way he would have.

And he did Black Klansman, which I haven't seen yet, which I'm guessing, because later in the article, the guy says, I'm guessing was probably more edgy and relevant than fucking Green Book with its wet dream. But Spike, act like an adult, will you?

You're a multimillionaire. If you grew up in any other country, you'd be sweeping streets. It says, awkward like an adult, will you? You're a multimillionaire. If you grew up in any other country, you'd be sweeping streets. It says, awkward moment for Universal, which released Green Book, and whose Focus Features, that's their subcompany, released Black Klansman, so it was awkward for them. Lee finally won the first Oscar of his long career, sharing best adapted screenplay with Charlie Wachtell,

David Rabinowitz, and Kevin Wilmot. He got skunked in the best director category when Alfonso Cuaron won, but didn't get out of his chair for that one. It's unlikely Lee was being ungracious. Here's where the left-wing guy who writes the article has to put his two cents in. It's unlikely that Lee was being ungracious or a sore loser. Oh, really? Are you dog-styling me?

That's precious. But he did have a funny line. He says, they're interviewing him after. He says, I'm snake bit. Every time somebody's driving somebody, I lose. But they changed the seating because he lost the driving Miss Daisy. Do the right thing. He lost the driving Miss Daisy. Do the right thing.

He lost the driving Miss Daisy. That's a funny line, and I like that he showed a sense of humor, but don't be a goddamn child about it. You're a multi-zillionaire. You do average work at best. Do the right thing was fucking great, by the way. I actually liked it.

But come on, Spike. Look how he's doing. Again, another guy who I know if I sat down and busted his balls, he would appreciate it. But he's, I mean, don't act like a fucking child. So I saw Black's

Klansman. You saw Black Klansman? There's something wrong with the black man's mind there's something wrong with his mind how was it Ryan? not that I mean you voted for Cuomo I'll take this for the train of thought as a very light hearted

and funny insulting movie of the KKK yeah but it's not it's heavy and dark it was so heavy so many n-word drops

n-word drops by who? the white guys the KKK members why is that heavy hard ours no but it it was like um betraying white clansmen saying how was that heavy to you no i mean there it was it was that but it was also like so many situations where it's like oh my god these guys are gonna hang and kill me if they figure out i'm not undercover was it good it was good it was just like after the end of the movie i I was like... So it was sort of false advertising is what you said.

They made it like a light... I like his stuff, but like Son of Sam, Summer of Sam, whatever it was, it was very lazy. You know? And I talked to Quinn, who decided to make a movie and write and who grew up in Brooklyn, and he was just lazy

with that one. He's a mediocre talent. He's like Obama because he's black and very few people in his field, you know, they treat him like a god. Can you imagine a white guy standing up to somebody, you know, 12 years a slave, whatever, and some white director stomped out? You shit me would still be talking about it today.

Your sister's fucking piehole. The way the two characters, main characters worked out was Spike, not Spike Lee, the black dude who was undercover on the phone, he pretended to be a KKK guy and like a, you know, he became friends with David Duke and everything, which was the funny part, but then his white counterpart went in as him and had to pretend to be the guy that the black guy was pretending to be. And he was a Jewish guy.

So these guys were like, we hate Jews and then he had to be like, yeah, I hate them too. Yeah, it's like, what was the movie with Johnny Depp that went undercover and infiltrated the mafia? Do you guys watch any fucking movies whatsoever? I can't believe it. It was based on Joppa Stone.

Put Joppa Stone. I can't believe I can't remember it. This is on me. It's one of my favorite movies. And I'm sure it was good. Spike makes a decent movie, but he's not the fucking god that he thinks he is. Anyways. So I'm waiting for the Anti-Defamation League.

Whoever defends Italians. I had a bit about the Olive Garden. Do we have that, Chase? I had a bit about, you know, because Italians don't complain too much. But there was some group that defends Italians that was offended by the Sopranos. And I had a joke about that, which is what am I we're so politically correct it's making my world a nightmare as a comedian even my people the Italians now we're politically correct we don't like the way we'll portray it on The Sopranos I love the way

we'll portray it on The Sopranos if you want to complain how Italian people are portrayed on TV let's start with those Olive Garden commercials. I'd rather be portrayed as a mob boss who owns a strip club and cheats on his wife than some guy who takes somebody from Italy to the Olive Garden. Uncle Vinny came home in Sicily, we took him to the Olive Garden. The The next day, a family car exploded. Yeah, maybe he didn't like the bologna Alfredo. Take somebody from Italy to the Olive Garden? What was the Winn-Dixie out of SpaghettiOs? And there you go.

That was like a signature bit. Even now when I do, they come up to me after the show and request the Olive Garden. How come they didn't do the Olive Garden? It got a lot of radio playing shit. But the point being, I mean,

and that's fine. That's fine. Portray Italians as dumb and mooks and shit, but don't get upset when, you know, a black guy is in a, you know,

a home alarm commercial breaking in what you never see. That Johnny Depp flick was called Donnie Brasco. Donnie Brasco. I'm sorry that I couldn't come up with that.

Donnie Brasco. He infiltrated the mob. True story. I interviewed Joe Pistone, the actual guy, when I had my serious radio show for 11 minutes. They changed the format

on the station to easy listening. Anyways, POTUS, President Donald Trump, hit back at director Spike Lee early on Monday morning. Spike Lee, you know, made some fucking criticizing his administration during the speech. He did win an award, Spike. So what is it that Spike Lee said that elicited the Trump reply? After the film he directed, The Black

Klansman, won Best Adapted Screenplay, Lee opened by bringing up 1619 and marking 400 years since our ancestors were stolen from Mother Africa, brought to Jamestown, Virginia, enslaved, and blah, blah, blah.

What a fucking memory. You know, the Republicans, their logo is the elephant. It should be the Democrats because they have the longest fucking memories ever. Still whining. He then added, the 2020 presidential election is around the corner. Let's all mobilize. Let's all be on the right side of history. You're already on the wrong side.

Make the moral choice between love versus hate. Let's do the right thing. Ugh. While Lee clearly cited race in his speech. Now, here again, the guy who writes the article has to stick his two left-wing sense in. It is not exactly clear what the commander-in-chief found to be explicitly racist, as claimed in his tweet. Well, let me explain it to you, stupid. Spike Lee references fucking slavery and mentions the 2020 election coming up.

And get on the right side. So you don't see why that would upset Trump? Are you that stupid and blinded by your ideology? Lee had prepared for the opportunity by writing a speech on paper from what she read during the acceptance, though Trump found that oratorical crutch worthy of criticism.

While many might have instead focused on the substance of Lee's words and not the style of his delivery. Why don't you fucking kiss me? You need to shut the fuck up. We don't need your opinions when you're writing an article. Why don't you fucking take a journalism class, you left-wing fuckstain? Jesus Christ.

I love that Trump makes you nuts. In other words, Trump, shut your mouth and all your supporters, just shut up and listen to what we have to say. Fuck you and everything you believe in. Speaking of Trump, this is fucking funny. Now let's go to Benny, New Jersey. He wants to talk about Spike. Benny, what's going on?

I know you're a big Spike Lee fan I heard. Go ahead. Hey, I don't know how anyone could say that Nick hates homos. He's got one in his house right now answering the phones. He does. All right, Benny. I don't. This kid likes girls and boys.

I'm pretty open-minded when it comes to that shit. I was looking at that fat black woman's ass in the opening going, I think I shot at that with a pellet gun. How fucking gross was that? Imagine her. Let's stay on Trump for a second. Listen to this, folks. They're still after Trump.

Since Mueller's going to probably release his report this week or whatever, and it's got this, folks. They're still after Trump. Since Mueller's going to probably release his report this week or whatever, and it's got nothing in it, it's still on him. Former campaign staffer alleges in lawsuit that Trump kissed her without her consent. The White House denies the fucking track. Of course, it's a black chick, naturally. In a new lawsuit, Alva Johnson alleges that Donald Trump kissed her against her will in 2016, an allegation the White House denies. He kissed her without her consent at a small gathering of supporters

before a Florida rally, an interaction that she alleges in a new lawsuit. Still causes her anguish. You hate white guys that much, huh? It tortures you. In interviews with the Washington Post, oh yeah, they're pretty fucking down the middle.

And in the lawsuit, Alva Johnson said Trump grabbed her hand and leaned in to kiss her on the lips as he exited an RV outside the rally in Tampa on August of 2016. Johnson said she turned her head and the unwanted kiss landed on the side of her mouth where Trump got barbecue sauce and some the unwanted kiss landed on the side of her mouth where Trump got

barbecue sauce and some spice. Now landed on the side of her mouth, which she called super creepy and inappropriate. That boy is a P-I-G pig. I immediately felt violated because I wasn't expecting it or wanting it, she said. I can still see his lips coming straight from my face. That's how I know you're lying. He doesn't have any lips. He's got like a chicken mouth. Johnson said she told her boyfriend, mother, and stepfather, and they said, go fuck yourself.

You're just trying to get easy money. No, they, about the incident later that day, and an account, all three confirmed to the Post. Two months later, Johnson consulted a Florida attorney about the unwanted kiss. He gave the Post text messages showing that he considered her credible but did not take her case for business reasons. Yeah, that's why you didn't take it, because you know you're full of shit.

Where was that picture taken, the Vatican? Johnson said she told her boyfriend, oh, I already said that, didn't I? In a statement, the White House press secretary, Sarah Sanders said, why don't you kiss my fat white ankles? No, she dismissed Johnson's allegation as absurd on its face. Speaking of face,

she says he actually sat on hers. I don't believe that's, this never happened. This is a quote from her and is direct, this is Sanders talking. This never happened. This is a quote from her. And this is Sanders talking. This never happened. It's directly contradicted by multiple highly credible eyewitnesses. Two Trump supporters that Johnson identified as witnesses,

Barney Fife and Stu McGillicuddy. No, campaign official Pan Bondi, then the Florida Attorney General, denied seeing the alleged kiss in interviews with the Post. Johnson, an event planner who lives in Madison County, Alabama, is seeking unspecified damages for emotional pain and suffering. You're just looking for a payday, you witch. The federal lawsuit filed Monday in Florida also alleges that the campaign discriminated against Johnson, who was, oh, now we're getting to the real beef.

that the campaign discriminated against Johnson, who was, oh, now we're getting to the real beef. Because we know the kiss thing nobody's buying, so let's make it a racial thing. Discriminated against Johnson, who was black, by paying her less than her white male counterparts. I bet you they had more important jobs, number one. Number two, he hired you in the first place.

So how is he racist? Please think your shit out before you start lying to the press. She said she talked to a few other lawyers as she considered her options before in June of last year, finally hiring Hassan Zevary. That's right. Get a nice fucking Egyptian. The Washington attorney bringing the lawsuit. Three months later, she moved to seal.

Listen to this. Now we know she's cuckoo. Three months later, she moved to seal a years old court case in which two family members had briefly sought a temporary restraining order against her. So we all know what the fuck the problem is. You're fucking crazy. She met Trump at a November 2015 rally in Birmingham where Johnson said the candidate looked her up and down. Oh, oh, beautiful, beautiful, fantastic.

She's got more tan around than I do, he said. Trump looked her up and down and then said this. You fat, nasty black bitch. Ah, her main responsibility was managing the recreational vehicles. Oh, important. That traverse the state as mobile campaign offices. It was inside one on a rainy afternoon in Tampa where Johnson said the candidate pressed his lips against her lips. Johnson brought volunteers into the RV to take pictures with Trump.

She noticed that Trump was attempting to make eye contact with her. Oh, then he is a rapist, she said in the interviews and the lawsuit. When it was time for the rally, Johnson said Trump passed her as he exited the RV. And she said to Trump, I've been on the road for you since March, away from my family, she told him, according to the lawsuit,

you're doing an awesome job. Go in there and kick ass. Trump thought, she said, pinch my ass, and stuck his, Gilligan, boop!

Trump grasped her hand and got her in a chokehold and then kneed her in the chest three times as a white man will do. Trump grasped her hand and thanked her for her work and leaned in. She said, oh my God, I think he's going to kiss me. She said in an interview describing the moment. He's coming straight for my lips. So I turn my head and he kisses me right on the corner of my mouth,

still holding my hand the entire time. Then he walks out. She said she stood there feeling humiliated. You felt humiliated that a guy was about to become president and hired you? Kissed you and you probably turned your face. I bet you he's going for the cheek. She got nervous. Was it one of those French things?

What's that? Was it one of those French things? Oh, that would be a tongue, right? Oh, I get you. One of the European on both cheeks? Yeah, yeah. No, Trump wouldn't do that. He does it.

He has people kiss him on both ass cheeks, whether they're from Europe or not. Bondi and Giorno said they do not recall seeing Trump kiss Johnson. They denied reacting the way Johnson described. Do I recall seeing anything inappropriate? 100% no, Bondi said in an interview. I'm a prosecutor.

If I saw something inappropriate, I would have said nothing. Oh, come on, Pam. I don't buy that either. Giorno dismissed the allegations as ridiculous, saying that absolutely did not happen. Then he picked up $200 from Trump and went to Arby's.

Johnson, however, continued working for Trump. Oh! Oh, she was so humiliated and so distraught that she continued to work for Trump, hoping what? He'd kiss the other side of your mouth? After an opportunity to work in the campaign's what, he'd kiss the other side of your mouth? After an opportunity to work in the campaign's New York headquarters

was offered and abruptly rescinded in mid-September, according to her and campaign officials, the position was never filled. She's full of shit. Liar! Liar whore! Liar whore! You know it! Oh, don't call her that. Johnson said she stopped going

into the office about three weeks before the election. She quit. She's having nightmares because of what happened. Jesus Christ. Lucky Louie wasn't running. She'd be in a trauma center. She said she once again tried to put the event behind her, but her ass was too big.

What? I said. And even attended one of the inaugural balls. Was it his left one or right one there, sweetheart? She also twice applied for jobs in the administration. Wow, you sounded like you were so offended, so humiliated, yet you went to the inauguration balls, continued to do work. You have no merit, honey. Johnson says she grew agitated. Oh, now we're getting to it as the hashtag me too movement emboldened women to speak up about sexual misconduct she said she was

also motivated to act as she saw the impact of the president's policies listen to this specifically the detention of immigrant children babies in cages i didn't think it was going to be this bad she said by the way uh you voted for ob. You admitted that also. You know, there were people in cages, right, when Obama, but you didn't have a problem with that. You are a flake. You're a phony. You're a fucking whitey hater. And I'm surprised you took the job. In September, acting on the request from Johnson and her relatives, a Georgia judge sealed the court records, listen to this, stemming from the years ago family dispute. According to the records, Johnson's half-sister and her father, on behalf of a younger half-sister, briefly obtained a temporary restraining order against Johnson in 2006. They alleged that she was calling the younger sibling's school and falsely claiming that the teenager was using

drugs. The older sibling wrote that she fired Johnson from her business for using company property to arrange extramarital affairs for herself online. Oh, my aching stem. She's just a liar, liar, whore, liar, whore. You know it. Good luck with that case. I mean, we had Trump on tape going, I like to grab, I used to grab women's pussies and shit.

So, and that didn't even keep him becoming president. But you go after him with your, you know, call Saul, and good luck with that. You continued to work with him after the incident, and you're a nut. Your own family took a restraining order out against you, so, but good luck with that. Maybe you go to Judge Judy to get your face on TV because that's what you really want, isn't it? I'm sorry if I'm wrong about this, but boy, you stink at telling your own story.

Yes, Ryan? Got some super chats for you. All right, let them fly, brother man. Truck of Peace says, which twink would win in a fight? Slow it down, will you, Ryan? Truck of Peace says, which twink would win in a fight? I would have you right which truck of peace says which twink would

win in a fight i would have to go with jason he's boxing i know you've taken fucking jujitsu and you knocked over an 11 year old girl yeah pummeled her silly i gotta go with jason on that one i would go with jason too all right he intimidates me you had to see the abs on this guy i know the guy's shredded what can i say fucking does a lot of blow though that's not surprising and he lives on cherry coke and fucking twinkies uh next how do you think he maintains his boyish figure i don't know mark mcgowan says my comedian rankings are one nick d two greg giraldi and three robert shimmel it's greg giraldo not giraldi. That's pretty good. I miss my buddy Greg. Just so you

know, he used to talk to me a lot. I was a couple years ahead of him comedy-wise. We get along smashingly. Fucking love them. Smart, funny. Jesus Christ, that was a... And who else did he say? Robert Schimmel. Schimmel, another guy. Two guys that are gone

the late all the great ones go you know all the hacks are down here thriving but Robert Schimmel you know

dirty but smart dirty again there's only funny and unfunny but Schimmel when I hear him on satellite radio I turn it up

it's like a stone stone. Just really fucking funny. And, uh, yeah, the good ones just, I like his taste though. I'll tell you who I love. Dougie Stanhope, who's the real deal. He's as crazy as a shithouse rat and just a great writer. And I think he's drunk half the time and he's a comic man to some people I turn him

and Louie on the way home from a cohoes we pulled up one of Louie specials and played it you know on the way out through the iPhone and just fucking belly laughing belly laughing there's a lot of good ones out there we have a Trump question Jared in New Jersey what's up Jared hey Nick what's going on bro see you on Saturday oh you came up there no I'm gonna see you on Saturday oh okay I get you thank

you I'll be there just want to say that that you know we're a breath of fresh No, I'm going to see you on Saturday. Oh, okay. I get you. Thank you. Yeah, I'll be there. Just want to say that, you know, we're a breath of fresh air, and hope you keep doing what you're doing. And, yeah, man, hopefully you run in 2024, bro. I might, man. I just... You thinking about it? Yeah, I think I want to pair up with Maxine Waters as my VP,

and then I choke at her death in the bus when we're touring the country. And nobody knows. Her body falls out the back of the bus. Who would you pick for your running mate? Who would I pick for my running mate? Pat Buchanan. Okay. Has a name from the past, but man. Not Robert Kraft? What about Robert Kraft? Robert Kraft's gone up.

His stock has gone up in my eyes even more after that. There you go. You know what that is, Jared? He's in the news now. Yeah, that's Roger Goodell. Because once again, Kraft wins again. Yeah, that's true. That's Goodell pulling shit.

I know it. He's like the FBI. Goodell's like Robert Mueller, you know? But I love the fact that Kraft was out there. Exactly, exactly. I mean, he went in for a Fing Fang, and he got a little fucking happy ending. Why we hold that against people? Yeah, I think it's Goodell,

too, man. And it's coming from a Giants fan, so... All right, Jared. Thank you, buddy. See you on Saturday night in Boundbrook, New Jersey. And by the way, my buddy Josh Kincaid will be opening the A4 Mention, Josh. Got another one, Ryan? Or is that it? Oh, one just came in. The aforementioned Josh. Get another one, Roy? Or is that it?

Oh, one just came in. I need the money. TVG Games Co. said, you're a miserable prick and I love it. Thank you very much. Call that a left-handed compliment. Let me tell you something. If you're a white guy my age and living in today's

world where a guy can point to his dick and go, that's a vagina. You're offending me. You're racist. vagina you're offending me you're racist if you're not miserable you're not trying you get your head in the sand you're being a big or you just you know you're not uh conscious of what the world you're living in or you let it bounce off your back which maybe you'll outlive me but I don't give a shit. I take it. It's fun. It's scary. Wait a minute. Jake says Lotto with Crowder was shut down last night. What the fuck? Fill me in, Jake. Is that right? Yeah. What happened? Yeah. Are you happy? Go ahead. Nick, am I on? Yes, you are. Go ahead. All right. Hey, Nick, thank you for taking my, you are. Go ahead. All right.

Hey, Nick, thank you for taking my call. Yeah, Ladder with Crowder was shut down last night. They were doing an anti-Oscars streaming party. They were just going to comment on it and whatnot. And what was it? Disney copyright strike struck them on YouTube and just shut them down. They shut down the live show, but his regular show is still on YouTube, correct? Yeah, yeah.

He still got a page. They gave him a strike. They shut down the live stream. They were still showing it on Facebook. I don't know who did it, but they restreamed it on Owen Benjamin's Philosophy, so I watched the rest of it there. Very good. I mean, it's just ridiculous just because they were making comments that weren't

on the same page as the PC culture. They're going to shut them down because they have a difference of opinion. Yeah, that's the left. That's the tolerant left. Look, we're headed towards a civil war, Jake,

whether you know it or not. And, you know, people have had to fuck enough. And I don't know. I don't know the answer. Don't I know it? Yeah.

Don't I know it? Where are we now i mean yeah we are being force-fed whatever the powers that be feel like should be the agenda and i mean yeah i was you know i just went with it i rolled with everything until i hit about 40 and then my heart my eyes started opening up yeah and now it just makes me sick what they're trying to push animal you know um having sex with animals, having sex with 11-year-olds. 11-year-old animals? Something under the sun that is wrong.

Well, what, Ruth Bader Ginsburg was trying to push a bill that was going to make it having sex with animals okay, having sex with 12-year-olds okay. Wait a minute. Where did she say that? Everything they push is wrong. Where did she say that a minute. Where did she say that? Where did she say that Jake? Where did she say it? Yeah. I want that for tomorrow.

I can't, I can't, I can't just pull back exactly what article I read it on or if it was a YouTube article, but she's definitely been behind bills that were about a bestiality and, um, having sex with 12 years. Well,

I find that hard to believe, but I love you. Thank you, Jake. I love you. You're the, you're about bestiality and having sex with 12-year-olds. Well, I find that hard to believe. But anyway, look, I love you. Thank you, Jake. I love you. You're the best. I want you to come to Oregon. I want you to have Frank from Quite Frankly on your show because you guys are the same minds.

You guys are just two sides of a coin. Who? And, you know, louder with Crowder and Owen Benjamin. You guys are the ones out there speaking the truth. You're red-blooded Americans. You're not pussies of this PC culture. And just keep doing what you're doing. Thank you, brother.

Appreciate the support, Jake. Always good to hear that. So they shut down his live streaming show last night, which I didn't think I was going to be home last night because he asked me to do it, and I really thought I was going to be doing something else. And I might think my plans got rerouted

and ended up watching the Oscars and I'm watching it going, god damn. I would have got them shut down 10 minutes earlier than they did probably. The shit that was coming out of my mouth. Yeah, what it was is ABC hit him with a copyright strike during the stream and shut it down. Oh, then that's no... Like they hit me

when they flagged me? Although his was live, so it's different. Yeah. Hey, ABC, why don't you suck my salty bag? For all you cheap bastards

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a little bit of blood trickles out of my ass crack. Like me on Facebook. Every time I hear that, a little bit of blood trickles out of my ass crack. Like me on Facebook. Like me on my mattress with your big fucking sturdy ass. Like me on my front lawn when you're drunk. Like me in my

car. Kyle in Detroit, why is it so good to talk about Italian racism? I don't know, but everyone seems to be real fucking comfortable with it. I'm serious, man.

Because it's masculinity. It's masculinity. The stereotype of Italians is they're fucking got vibrato and shit. Whatever the word is. They got fucking stigats, you know? Like, so, yeah, so you've been fucking, you've been, I don't know. You're right. You've been fucking demonized.

No, you're right. You're absolutely right. It's a, you know, the Latinos get it a little too now, but, but yeah, it's a, you know, kind of a macho couple. You know why they go after us, Kyle? I'll tell you why. First of all, I don't even know if they're bright enough to know that we have black blood in this, like all my black friends tell me.

But they're comfortable because nobody came over here from Europe and lived the American dream and did it better than the fucking Italians. And that's why, again, I quote the Sopranos when Tony's in with his shrink, and he goes, the Rockefellers and the DuPonts, they wanted a bunch of worker bees to build this ship, but some of us weren't fucking having them.

We wanted our own thing. And, yeah, and you know what? You're right, though, and they're very comfortable. We are the last, absolutely. But, I they're very comfortable. We are the last. Absolutely. But, I mean, come on. That's the problem. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

That's the problem. The problem is that, like, that, what did I say? Vibrato, if I'm singing. But that vibrato, that machismo, that fucking stucco. Yeah. It's like, yeah, you're going to excel. You're going excel you're gonna excel yeah you're gonna lead because that's the fucking nature of the piece that's right that's the name i mean and it is exactly right so now just because the times you get demonized but that's fucking racist man of course

it is i don't want to plug some i ain't gonna plug it but there's something on netflix that fucking makes your point that conan o'brien does and i just watched it i watched them all it was fucking hilarious conan o'brien a harvard liberal is making my point he is okay because the first five episodes hear me out the first four or five episodes are like praising all these different cultures wherever they go. And then the last episode is Italy. And it's like,

it was fucking crazy. Oh, oh, oh, I see. I see. He wasn't agreeing with me. He was doing what I accused everybody of doing. Is that what you're saying? He, but fucking blatantly.

Yeah. Well, did you see Green Book? I hate to plug other people's shit. Well, did you see Green Book? I hate to plug other people's shit. Kyle, did you see? I'm glad to hear you did the Rubin Report. All right. Everybody got to check out you on the Rubin Report. That's next on my list, brother.

All right. All right. I'm going to shut up. Thanks, Kyle. Appreciate the comment. No, he's right. It's anything alpha male, a whiff of alpha male. And by the way, but it's true.

I mean, look at the italian look at giuliani vince lombardi uh joe paterno yeah i know you he watched his coach for kids oh bullshit um christopher columbus um lee iacocca um you know i can go on and on and on and uh but they hollywood feel because when they think about bullies and shit, and we're not any more macho than fucking Latino guys. If you look at most of the hate crimes in New York against gay people, it's black and brown people committing them. You can look that up, okay?

It's not Italians. Anyways, by the way, you know, I did it at Ancestry.com. I'm fucking more Irish. I'm more Irish and English than Italian. Don't blame me. God, I wish Patrice was alive. I could fucking go. Hey.

He used to go, Nick, man, why are you defending white people, man? You ain't even fucking white, number one. Not even white. I wish I could go, look, I'm more British and Irish than fucking Italian. Got one? number one not even white i wish i could go look i'm more british and irish than fucking italian got one oh no i have um the information on that ruth gator ginsburg thing oh do you go ahead so the thing saying that she he said that um she wanted to lower the age of consent or something or that she promoted child pornography there was a supreme court ruling on a reading on abc news which of course doesn't have the date of the ruling because they aren't that good, saying that the current child pornography laws are overreaching in what they say for prosecuting child pornography. So they have to – it's a 1996 law.

They have to repeal and rechange the law to not be as overreaching on material. Okay, that's different than what he was saying that a failure is not right. The lowering age of consent thing is a misinterpretation of what she was saying from different – like this host said this about what she said and then this host said this. in the child pornography case and the child age of consent case because the current laws state that it has to be a male on a female child. It doesn't say that, like it doesn't specify that boys can be.

I've heard enough. It's already liberal fucking gibberish. By the way, when you were fucking that Cub Scout, you referred to him as him. It should be they. Thank you, Ruth. Now go snap your hips.

You have the bone density of a fucking crazy straw. All right. One more. Robert Kraft. Do you understand how much I love shit like that? Do you understand?

I grew up when the Raiders were really good and they were the most hated team in the nation and Al Davis was a gangster and shit. And Kraft is not, by the way. He donates millions to charities, and I mean, you know, he had a wife forever. But now he's out there, and I'm telling you good deals behind this.

And I saw the guy from Barstool Sports saying it, but he was right on the goddamn money because it crossed my mind when I first heard the story going, okay, why would somebody want to get footage of Kraft doing it? And who would that be? His wife's dead. It's not her. So I think it's a plausible theory

that the guy put out. I think his name is Dave Portnoy, but I thought he was sort of... Robert Kraft could be charged soon in prostitution bust. This is for our first Super Bowl. Here's our second one. Here's number three.

Take that! Patriots owner Robert Kraft and others may be formally charged with soliciting a dirty hooah as early as Monday afternoon, according to reports citing the Palm Beach County State Attorney's Office. The 77-year-old billionaire is among dozens of men accused of paying workers at Orchards of Asia Day Spot in Jupiter. Oh, I've been there many times. For sex acts.

Orchards of Asia. Doesn't the name sort of give it away? Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. Me love Super Bowl Patriot touchdown. Me love Edelman and blow him. Police said they have two video recordings showing Kraft inside the strip mall love Super Bowl Patriot touchdown. May love Edelman and blow him. Police

said they have two video recordings showing Kraft inside the strip mall massage parlor between January 18th and 22nd, shortly before his team won its sixth Super Bowl. He faces two counts of finger-popping a laundry worker and doing something called the mooshy pork roll.

He faces two counts of soliciting a prostitute, a misdemeanor which carries a maximum of 60 days in jail. $500 fine? How the fuck he's finished? For a first offense, he could also face disciplinary action by the NFL. I'm sure he will because... What the hell's going on out here? Kraft, whose name was revealed as a part of a six-month investigation into human trafficking and prostitution at area massage parlors, has not been arrested. His spokesman denied he engaged in any illegal activity, maybe some spying on the Rams in that first Super Bowl.

But other than that, police said Friday that once an arrest warrant is issued a summons will be sent to Kraft ordering him to turn himself in he will promptly wipe his ass with the summons and mail it to Roger Goodell his attorneys will likely contact prosecutors and make arrangements for his surrender in Florida what is he El Chapo?

he got a handjob from Ting Chao Flao let's not make a big deal about it Kraft whose net worth is an estimated 6.6 bill according to forbes was spotted in la on friday uh night ahead of the oscars so thanks for that you realize this guy sat in sullivan stadium that shitty stadium the patriots played in when they were laughing stock in the late 60s and 70s. He sat there in the bleachers with the rest of the working class.

Can you fucking imagine? And now he is... Think about that. Jason, that's like, who's your favorite... Favorite who? Team. Jets.

Okay, that's never going to happen. Yeah, no, it's unfortunate. I was going to do an analogy. Anyways, all right, that's it. Robert Kraft. Yeah, no, it's unfortunate. I was going to do an analogy. Anyways, all right, that's it. Robert Kraft, you know, we'll find out. It's sort of like Deflategate. They said he couldn't get it up. There's a big, they dropped.

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I got two more Super Chats. Where were they fucking a minute ago? They just came up. All go ahead go ahead one is by tons more cowbell who says rip to brody stevens not sure if you knew him but he was a conservative who was treated like shit by hollywood i did not i did know cody a little bit nicest guy and i didn't know that he was a conservative he was kind of a spacey, I thought kind of a West Coast Zen guy, but nice, as sweet as pie, funny as all hell, and he passed away this weekend. Thank you for mentioning that. He deserves to be mentioned. Just a sweetheart of a guy, naturally. It's never a fucking Kathy

Griffin who finds a lump on her neck. Next. We actually have a guy who just called in, Hercules. He donated $250 today, and he said he's pissed off about all this Italian racism, so I thought it was relevant to mention him. His real name probably is Hercules. Hercules. On The Sopranos, they had a relative, a distant relative. His name was Hercules. I appreciate the generous offer, by the way.

That's tremendous, Hercules. I don't know your real name, and you should be pissed off. But we take it like men, you know? But I'm going to Google after the way. That's tremendous, Hercules. I don't know your real name. And you should be pissed off. But we take it like men, you know. But I'm going to Google after the show. There's got to be some Italian group out there, whether it's, you know, Sons of Italy. Somebody has to be bitching, no? Is that it? All right. That is it. I'll try to wrap this up again. Remember, you guys think it. You guys have been thinking it for years. I've been saying it for years so we're a nice combination i appreciate your support and uh we'll see some of yous uh tomorrow sign up patreon.com you want all four shows you don't know what you're missing i'll see you next time.