The Nick DiPaolo Show - Kirk Assassination Theories Abound! | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1795

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Some More Kirk Theories, Portland Being Made Safe, College Football, Bad Bunny, and The Michigan Church Shooting! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Wow. It's freedom, baby, it's freedom, baby, yeah. Hey, hey, welcome back after a long stretch of, uh, whatever. vacation I really when I I I spent my time beautifully on vacation I lay on the couch I'd say 13 hours I cook I cut the lawn twice jerked off about a hundred times that's my vacation you could do all that in France I guess if you rented an Airbnb let me just tell you real quick as far as sports we I've never and you know me I've been watching football since I was a fetus

I've never watched more entertaining game. College on Saturday and Friday night couldn't have been more entertaining. There were like seven games that were within a field goal or something. A couple of overtime. I mean, if you're trying to sell somebody on college football like I always am,

my buddy Evan Grant actually listened to me, he's calling me going, he wants advice on Alabama, Georgia, and Washington and Oregon. Was it, no, Washington, Ohio. State? Yeah. And then Oregon, Penn State was the other.

Pence, sorry, once again. We'll get to that. But anyways, and even last night, NFL Packers, Cowboys, it was one of the most entertaining games. You'll 40 to 40 tie. Second highest scoring tie in the history of the NFL. That's saying something. And it was.

It was fun to watch. If you like those games, I like them either way. I like a game like a game like that. I'd rather a 21-17 game because I love defense because every play in the 4th when it's tight like that, you know. These guys, you didn't know who the fuck was going to

anyhow. So I got that one wrong in the pool. Six with two to go. P-fucking you. I'm looking at the stats. My mother's 11 ahead of me. She played some ball at Tennessee.

No, she didn't. Oh, Jesus. Welcome to the live lineup. I should have said that eight minutes ago, where you get my show, all these other great shows scrolling by for free. And now you get Glenn Greenwall. That's worth it in itself. Glenn Greenwald Live right here at 7 p.m.

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I go, I don't even know how to get to my show. I said I guarantee rumbles in the title. Anyways, today I'll be talking about, I pulled a couple stories about the Charlie Kirk assassination last night before I went to bed around, I don't know, one in the morning. They're already irrelevant. There's 48 theories out there. I'm just going to tell you right now.

I'm not going to pretend to even know. Nobody knows. And that's what they want. Right now there's a million theories. And we'll get to that in a second. Also, Hegsef said, you know what? Let's send 200 National Guard, I think it was National Guard, to Portland, which is a communist shithole than it always has been.

And of course, all those politicians are upset. Where do you see the, was she the mayor or governor? She was the governor of the state. Holy shit. More male hormones than I've ever had. Oh, my God. She looks like Steve Martin. Oh, just disgusting

We'll get to the college football scores And the shooting at a Michigan church Which apparently I was so like inundated with depressing stories It was a shooting at a restaurant in North Carolina Guy goes by in a boat and shoots people Like on a deck Like fish in a barrel

And kills like three I think eight or ten wounded I mean what the Fuck. The church thing, I see the headlines. I couldn't even read it. I was so tired of, but it looks like a really anti-Christian guy, according to some people, whatever. And I'm like, Mormon's a Christian.

I can't keep up with it. I know it's got the word Christ in it, so there's a connection. I need a program. You can't tell the players without a program. I'm saying to you? Ooh, that young kid out of Presbyterian State. So we'll get to all that. my Red Sox are in the playoffs.

Don't know if they're going to do much damage in a play. Only because Roman Anthony, not to make excuses, but damn. We got a Japanese guy, who I can never remember. I know his last name's Oshita, Matsusaka, whatever. Anyways, he's done nothing all year. We paid him big bucks a couple of years ago. And all of us in the last two weeks, nobody can get him out. Nobody.

And they were saying all year, he has to be hitting if they make it to the playoffs. Well, he is, and now Roman Anthony's out. And Raphaelah, he's in the clutch. Anyways, they're in. And like Dallas, you said it earlier, and I agreed with you. This year, if they made the playoffs, it probably met their goals. And I really believe that. Make a few moves over the thing, over the, you know, what do they call it?

Stovetop baseball. And then coming forth next year. We have to go to the Yankees, wild card. Three games. There's no traveling. Three games at Yankee Stadium. Best of three. It's great.

Can you believe that we're already talking about? No, I know you're going to say that. I was going to go, don't even bring it up. I can't, Dallas. I was excited going to you. Oh, look, preseason baseball. I said that about 11 minutes ago. Well, folks, wait till you get, I'm not kidding you.

Wait till you get my, you know, my old man said it. And it couldn't be, it's creepy. A week is a day now. it's insane so I don't know how to slow it down I'm looking at fentanyl or maybe taking up golf that'll slow it down this comedian

Anthony Clark used to go yeah I was in I don't know pick a I don't know Fife Alabama is that it's a time right he goes I was in Fife Alabama working let me tell you you get he's not even Southern Why am I doing a Southern accent?

He goes, if you get diagnosed of the terminal disease, move to Fife, Alabama, because it'll seem like you're living for a day. Thanks for him. It's pretty good. What else before I wanted to get on to the depressing? So much shit transpired since I've seen you guys as far as there. He's, who's texting me, man? Bothered my ass.

Anyways, sent my mother up. picture you know those apps AI apps that make the picture move trying to get I go just push you put your thing in and then I'm getting I'm getting impatient with her she's 88 and then I go you know what you're right this is for my ex account you don't have a fucking X account do you like she's going to go yeah I'm under I'm I'm under a mean snapper is my handle yeah me mean snapper 88 But, you know, she's right. So I sat the one today that wasn't, you know, that I made myself in the app.

That's right. I paid for an app. It's $39 a year. I just wanted to see. I'll be taking weird pictures of myself. Creeping out people. I don't even want to even get into this because it's just so, I don't know what to say about it. Kirk assassination theories, ladies and gentlemen, that's the thing we're covering for.

Are you interested in the real story? Yeah, who has it? Let's first just touch on the weird. There was a movie called Snake Eyes and what's his name? Jesus, I am finished. I've been taken, by the way, either Ambien or Advilp. every night since I saw you guys last. So I'd say I got about 8% ram working, random access, whatever the fuck, memory.

Anyways, Nicholas Cage, who, if I caught him making a movie on my street, I'd come out with a shotgun and fucking say, scram. We don't need more garbage. He makes the worst fucking movies ever, and he's only in the business. I'll do respect because his fucking uncle, whoever the guy is. So he did a movie years ago called Snake Eyes. And this shit is weird. This stuff freaks me out more than the actual fairies going around about Kurt. assassination. This type of

crap. And I've said it on the show before. I'm not the only one, but I've even said it when Trump was doing good thing. When he first won the presidency his first, I'm like, this feels like a movie. He's the perfect bad guy for the libs. But if you wanted to have country

fight each other, split, you get a guy like that or a guy like Obama. It's a movie. We're the extras. We're the fucking pawns. We're the guys in them. Where are the extras? And they had just and they plan this shit I told you

people who are part of the Bilderberg group and MK Ultra all that shit if you read if you read one tenth of that stuff

it's you get so cynical you're like yeah I could die tomorrow who the fuck so anyways he makes this piece of shit it was probably a great movie I don't care

snake eyes and people it says it predicted Charlie Kirk who's bothered Tommy Nicky get out of here the show started That's my manager

sending a sponsor read Fucking guy What's the matter with you How do I block that? Anyways So there's a ton of Not a ton There's some

Some weird Coincidences Which they're not It's almost like You know Lincoln Kennedy You know Kennedy's secretary's Lincoln

This is almost the same Only got a shit actor Rowan and oh What's that on his face? Catchup That's him at the rep party celebrating a fucking in and out burger

cocksucker so let's show this is a guy explaining snake eyes and this movie was a long time ago and some of the similarities so listen up kids what if I told you the whole Charlie Kirk tragedy already

happened exactly 27 years ago this is going to fuck your mind so there's a movie from 1998 I can't handle the word fuck starring Nicholas Cage in which a political figure named Charles Kirkland that's his Charles Kirkland is the character okay actual name in the movie gets by a sniper in the neck in the exact same spot as Charlie Kirk at a public event now in the opening scene of the movie there's a sign for this event that shows us it also took place on September 10th the same

day it happened during a boxing event headlined by a boxer named Tyler the executioner Tyler Robinson is being accused of committing the execution in real life. What? Dallas, you're a sciops guy. What the fuck is this about? This is the stuff people talk about. You know what I mean? And when we talk

about MK Ultra and these people that, you know, use us as pawns, they look it's creepy. They look 10, 20 years down the road at who they're going to put in his president and shit. It is creepy beyond belief. It almost makes you feel more insignificant than you are.

Dean Kay just heard asking about his lucky number, while we see someone holding up a giant seven. Recently, Elon Musk announced that every spacecraft launched in 2026 will bear the number 77 as a tribute to Charlie Kirk. Why 77? I don't know. Maybe someone can tell me. If it wasn't obvious enough,

there's also this massive all-seeing eye on a blimp or something watching the entire sequence of events go down. That's because the movie is called Snake Eyes, and 2025 also happen. happens to be the year of the snake. Okay, that part, you can kiss my grids. But, um, okay. Kind of fucking weird.

And then there's another thing, I don't even know, did I send it to you? Anyways, also in the movie, there's a tropical storm, right? He didn't mention called Jezebel. And 48 hours before Kirkland was, wait a minute, I wrote this wrong. Yeah, called Jezebel. And 48 hours before, I think I meant to say, Kirk. Charlie Kirk was killed. A feminist website called Jezebel said they were going to pay witches at Etsy

to put a spell on Charlie Kirk. I'm trying to just get the sound drop for that, but that's Robert Klein. That's what goes through you have when you read something like that. Isn't that weird? Jezebel, Tropical Storm in the movie, Jezebel, the website, feminist whores. I might take them all out when I'm 98.

I don't want to do much time. For dinner? Yes. Take them to. Try the poison caviar, whore. We know you like fish. Nick, grow up. Shut up.

It was funny. I'll say that until I'm 90. Suck it. Now, there's a ton of footage out there of the actual shooting. Here's where it's getting all fucked up. I just grabbed a little bit of it. And we can look at that,

but I'll give you nine other theories that. Since I went to bed. And like I said, Candace Owens, who is hellbent. She seems to have, she thinks she has this figured out. And a lot of people who don't even like her

are going, what the fuck? She's making sense to them. A lot of them Jew haters. But I didn't know. she goes, you know, she gets accused to be anti-Semitic. She worked with Prager Institute. He's a Jewish guy. You know, he

believes in Judeo-Christian. I used to listen to him in L.A. I thought he was great. But she works with him or worked with him. And something else. It doesn't sound very anti-Semitic to me. People just, you know, Tucker Carlson right now is not big on Israel. And people are mad. It's

insane. And Israel's probably going, you blame us again? For Christ's well you guys are pretty smart I mean anyways here's a this is a Reddit theory guy this was on Reddit

which would take it whatever take it or leave it it's going to show a guy run behind right after the shooting this is creepy but go ahead show this one

a little bit of a close up he has his arms folded guy okay he's pointing to the guy in the gray t-shirt to the right there with his arms folded now take a look here

he calls him sunglasses close up now watch this and here you see him sunglasses man and the mr. muscles right here as I showed in my previous video as he basically body slams Charlie Kirk to the ground I understand someone will say oh that's for his safety no this is part of it all part of it and look at again sunglasses man yeah watch him up on the right as he makes his way without hesitation of the back zero hesitation immediately

he heads straight to the back and why is that that's a good point he didn't even go oh my god a guy was he didn't do that you know i mean it was almost like a cue okay bill now you're gonna get the uh huh

he's got an airpiece we're running our power sweep go he heads to the back without any hesitation whatsoever i don't put a party okay take a look makes way to the back all this action I'll present this in another video

getting to this later on but let's get to the point here again with sunglasses man one last time without hesitation after everything goes down you're going to see him run straight to the back that's weird getting into position what position

I'll show that right now that cuts to the back scene here this is behind the tent and I'll play it and then we'll get right to it and that's right here look their sunglasses man again the base shirt the black pants and the black shoes positioned to film all this was taking place in the back make no mistake about that's why he sprinted to go to the back to get all the footage from this perspective.

There's no hesitation running back here, and you're going to see him leaning against the wall to record everything that's taking place in the back area. There he is, leaning against the wall there, and this is 100% him. And he knew what he needed to do right after what supposedly went down in Charlie Kirk. What the hell?

That's the end of that, right? And then there's a clip. is what looks like a camera directly behind Charlie up high it looks like a camera oh yeah we gotta show one second there's a guy comes out and unscrews it right after the shooting

and it's one of those hologram that's what the can it's not a camera it's one of those hologram things so there's a theory out there that that was a hologram of Charlie I mean and and

I said to my wife So there's a million theories out there. And I go, there's one thing we do know. There's one constant. We're all confused about it. And that's exactly what they do. I quoted a guy on this show a couple months ago. I don't know if he was a former president.

I don't mean a senator or an FBI guy, but that was his quote. When the people are all confused, we've done our job. That's what he said in the quote. So there's a million things going on. And then we had this little hatch door thing, you see the trap door is the whole key when it was time for the hologram to come on this is when Charlie went down into this little utility room or whatever this is underneath this trap door the stage area where he was sitting okay the assassination took place with a hologram and then if you notice all the guys when he supposedly falls to the ground all the security guys surrounding can't see nothing they raised the trap door up he comes out and then they carry into an SUV out of the ambulance not anything like it would normally be to the SUV without a trail of blood anywhere because he never got shot he was down

in there the whole time a hologram part of the assassination was taking place it's really really simple why is chet atkins narrating it some country at weston's Chethro Clamp it That clip earlier They showed the Before the thing They showed the

SUV backing up into place Before the You know Before I think Charlie even started speaking It was weird And then like I said You get

Well before I go on Let me Let me do my plug Right Um Is it up on there? I can't remember. Huh?

It's not? What? We don't do it anymore, though. What? We don't do the 20-minute thing? Yeah, we have a peer report. Oh, yeah. Well, you should.

Okay. What are you going to let me do it? I was going to read. You fucking bastard. Watch how far Nick's memory's going. Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Sir, fool.

I forgot all about that. That's post work, we call it in the business. I don't know what business I'm in. Might as well be slinging pizza slices in Jersey. All right. And before I go on, yeah, Candice Owens, who's always in the middle of this shit. And everybody's, you know, she has this reputation to be anti-Israel and shit. And so does Tucker right now.

And I tend to believe a lot of Tucker Carlson. I've fallen for years. and he's been right almost every time on big shit. So, but you know me, and I can see why I have some fans go, why you defend that Israel? Because you don't have fucking proof. I got to see it happen.

But this is as close as, because let's put it this way. I'm not as pro as I was. I'm, like I said, I can't defend the sand chimps, the fucking terrorists. I sorry, I just can't. But they'll tell you that Jews are behind 9-11, all this.

They do pull us into a lot of shit. And I do fantasize what this country would be like if we weren't holding their hand, vice versa. I mean, it does cross my mind. But anyway, so she's saying, and again, this is her theory, but apparently she has sources. And she thinks Charlie's, Charlie Kirk was close, you know, because he's Judeo-Christian.

But lately he's been a little anti-Jewish. anti-Israel I should say his message I don't know because I didn't follow him that closely but apparently he was getting to the point where she said and I remember Netanyahu coming out and saying this is ridiculous

about I think tying him to this or whatever or even before that he came out and said something but her theory is you know you have you have lobbyists there's a group called Farrah foreign you know it has you know it

spend enough time in D.C., foreign agents, whatever. They're lobbyists, and they lobby on behalf of, you know, Qatar and whatever. But there's a caveat, she said, for Israel. They don't have to pay, oh, whatever the fuck, which is kind of weird. And then she brings Bill Ackman. He's the, he founded Pershing, the, you know what, the fucking investment group. It's like BlackRock, you know, the guys that make the world go around.

and he had a relationship with Charlie Kirk, but of course he's tied in because he's a zillionaire somehow with Israel. She thinks he had something to do with it. And somebody said, oh, they talked to a guy from Charlie Kirk's turning point and this is a few days ago.

And I think it was a few days ago. I watched a clip and he said, yeah, they were always trying to deposit money, you know, offering us silly money, Israel was and we had to turn it down Charlie had this real integrity

didn't want you know and who knows whose feathers that ruffled they're like you know they didn't like what he was saying and they're trying to deposit you know multi millions in his bank account which that

organization could use but he didn't want it you know it's like refusing a godfather's so I mean that's again that's Candace's and there's other people who are high up going canis better have security and better be hiding the fuck out because she's getting close to the flame very interesting um luckily uh you know lucky my career didn't go the way

it wanted and uh because i was going to be an anchor you know for CNN I had the DNA they said yeah the weather channel but it's creepy interesting so she thinks there's an Israeli component to it And a lot of people go, yeah, but she hates the Jews anyway. So believe what you want to believe. But when she mentioned such specific names and stuff. And, you know, a lot of people don't like Netanyahu. I like him because he stands up to these scumbah. But then they'll go, he created all this, you know.

It's like whatever. And like I said, former FBI guy or whoever it was said, yeah, when the people are confused completely, we've done our job. And that's where we are. I don't think anybody really knows. But, Jesus, did we even talk about the lava layer, Mike? Did you hear that theory, Dallas? Yeah, that shot him. Yes, there's a, I used them this week even, but there's a, they make a,

a lot of the microphones now, these little squares that you could magnetize, and it's magnetic, yeah, right here on your thing to be heard. So that's the, one of the other working theories is that was like the pagers. Yes, that's right. Like the page, remember, that's when I became a fan of Israel. Remember, remember they sent pages to about 40 terrorists? And when they went to check their pages, they blew up. It happened to me with 18T.

I switched immediately. It's a true story. My wife set it up. Try to kill me. Luckily, didn't go out. But that's the other thing, that Lavalier Mike might have been, you know, that's what I'm saying, there's a million theories. But the one theory I do believe in every, this was a couple hours after Charlie Kirk got shot,

everybody, hunters, cops, vets say that is not, that is not an entry wound, right? Is that what they're saying? Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's right. 30 aught six. And they're like, that is not a fucking entry wound.

Almost everybody agreed on that, that knows guns and shit. So I don't know what to believe. That's why this podcast for now we're just going to talk about food and dance modern dance it's getting too complicated out there so that was

that another Charlie theory All right let's move on to something lighter happier make Portland safe again Jesus this makes the 60s look like a tea party this country right now.

And of course they try to blame Trump for all the... I love these asshole leftists and their communists and their mark. I don't give a fuck what you say. They want nothing to do with what we want for this country. In a perfect world, it would already be separated. I'm not exaggerate. It's that fucking bad.

And Portland's a great example run by leftist scum who hate Trump and everything he stands for hates us. The state of Oregon filed a lawsuit Sunday to block President Trump's, planned to deploy 200 National Guard troops to Portland. So get out those fucking get out those lawyers, you know.

Chalpler? Yeah. The suit was announced by Oregon Attorney General Dan Rayfield within hours of governor and hold your britches and belt buckle in.

Governor Tina Kotex look at this thing. Look at that thing. Okay, new rule, as Bill Maher would say. I don't want any more gay women in government, not a fucking one. Before I even started politics in the 80s, did somebody like this would get appointed?

And I go, yeah, because you know what, gay women see through the same lens we all see through the, see the world the same way, right? Fucking wrong, wrong. As angry at the world as anybody, couldn't be objective to save their fucking lives. All of them. Yeah, but Nick, there's a few Republicans.

I don't give a fuck. I don't want them in there. Judges, senators, get out. Kristen Hillibrand. Remember her? Look at this. A young Steve Martin. Who else?

A young David Gregory used to meet the press. Oh, what was the... Do you remember the Beverly Hillbillies? Yes. What was the... the secretary. I know. Dennis Miller used it a reference and I almost

fell off my couch and this was years ago but she looks like that. Oh, come on. Miss Yeah, Google it. I'm not going to go to sleep. Anyways, look at her. Just get it over with. Grow a dick and get it over with.

Rayfield, within hours of Governor Tina Kotech received... What is it? Nancy Colt. Refficient, yes. What's her about character name? Jane Hathaway Yeah, Ms. Hathaway.

Miss Hathaway, the first lesbian in Hollywood, in my opinion. Or in B. Arthur, I think they... Anyways, Tina Kotech, receiving a memo from Department of War Secretary, Pete Higg said, Can you imagine that angry Dyke getting a letter from this alpha male? You're going to tell me she didn't wipe her ass with it before she read it? Yeah, that's how bad they are.

in which he authorized the troop deployment for 60 days. According to the order, the federally controlled Oregon National Guard will be stationed in Portland to protect federal property where protests are occurring or likely to occur. Yet we already know your history. The Summer of Love we saw went down. Kotech, Portland Mayor Keith Wilson.

Let's see if he's a masculine fellow. Yeah, look at him. Oh, picking Basil in his yard. you fucking big-eared you tell yeah imagine shaking his hand it's warm and clammy it's like a four-year-old girl strength

look at you you jackass go back to Old Navy and get your money back all Democrats responded by jointly filing the challenge in federal court arguing the administration's move is unlawful and enough you don't want them to send them then fucking keep your time

quiet and peaceful and it's not what do you think we can't see have it hasn't to see supreme court already you need to shut the fuck up that wasn't to you what was a question tell i was saying didn't the uh supreme court already address this and said precedents saying that he is authorized to activate the guard in these instances i yeah with another another uh city yeah it was like a constitutional and he The right. Yeah, good question. But this guy here, look at the neck on him. Makes Adam Schiff look like Dick Butkus. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.

Oregon communities are stable, and our local officials have been clear. Really? So they're just making this up? Yeah. We have no footage of protests and violence. We have the capacity to manage public safety. without federal and typically. Well, you prove you can't do that.

Rayfield said that in a lying statement. On Saturday, Trump posted on truth social that he had directed Hegsith to send all necessary troops to protect war-ravaged Portland and any other ice facilities under siege from attack by Antifa and other domestic terrorists.

Kotech also said Saturday she had spoken directly with the president before Sunday's order and had urged him not to send in troops. What's it feel like to be fucking ignored? Guess what? He's your boss. All right?

Go home to your double-headed dildo and make yourself a hummus sandwich, you motherless fuck. There is no insurrection. There is no threat to national security and there is no need for military troops in our major city. Cotex added,

I don't like that. I don't like her. He's a little whore and a little piece of trash. Well said. That was Diane Sawyer. Despite those objections, federal agents began arriving in Portland over the weekend with one clash already reported outside an ICE enforcement facility. That didn't take long. Mayor Wilson condemned the arrival of, there's Mayor Wilson.

Look at the shoulders on him like Sandy Duncan. Mayor Wilson condemned the arrival of National Guard troops. We did not ask for them to come. They are here without precedent or purpose, he said. Then he went back to attending his orchids. Dinkweed. Senator Jeff Merkley, oh, Democrat Oregon, who goes into great clips and goes,

give me the Hitler. Cuts his own hair with a floby. Urds demonstrators to avoid confrontations with federal agents. Their goal is to create an engagement that will lead to conflict. No, their goal is to keep your city safe because you can't. And then when you're jerk off lefties that you inspire to hate Trump and the right, when they see these guys in person, they get violent. And you cause the chaos.

That's simple. You fucking knucklehead. Move to another country. Get out of my face and take your scum with you. Yeah. stand in front of cars and pick it and protest. We'll get to the end of the show. I think Bad Bunny is the half-time.

I never cover that unless it has some political ramifications. Bad, I had to Google. This is an imitation of me when S&L, the musical guest, comes on for the last 30 years. Who the fuck is that? Every time. Every time. Since honest to God.

fucking since 97. What, who the fuck is that? Anyways, yeah, again, this country should be busted up. It really should. In New York, real quick, I don't have a story for it, but Mayor Adams,

somebody got to him, said, you've got to drop out because, you know, the Muslims running away with it, which is precious. And again, I've been saying, this forever. I don't, they're appointed. They're not, nobody, nobody votes. They vote, they think, they vote, they think they vote counts, but it's, you know,

the globalists, put a Muslim in there. Look what they did to London. It's perfect. We guys, we're behind the time, New York. So he drops out, and it gives supposedly Cuomo a little more punch. But I feel, from what I'm reading, it's a lost case.

You know? Anyway, headline lib woman has teachable moment we have a video of a fat woman was this in this country just looking at her calves I was guessing

England excuse me yeah you're right there's a Chevy truck this should be a commercial for Chevy or Ford like a rock yeah stood they're boiling sweating in the sun felt like a million

felt like number one your fat fuck so this lady here I don't even know what she's protesting doesn't matter to me anytime somebody stands in front of a vehicle and I loved out in Florida they actually had a press conference

and I don't know if it was DeSantis or some sheriff from one of those big counties said if you stand in front of a car we're going to let them run you over right in the press conference And that's why everybody loves Florida. And look at her. What is this?

1938. Look at the shoes. And the, she's got ankles like Lou Grossa, a kicker for the Cleveland Browns in the late 60s. I still do their reference. Only three people know it. The Kelsey Brothers of me. Anyways, this is her.

Oh, she was out there protesting ice. And I think that's an ice truck. And I don't mean the kind of truck that delivers ice. That was a long time ago. But let's see how they handled. This makes me fucking hard. It's like watching porn. Go ahead.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, what the fuck? No. What are they doing? Oh! Sit down. Look, are they hitting it with elephant pellets. That was really cool, guys. There, bitch, do any of you motherfuckers got jobs?

Pause. Now, this guy, this was. his clip. He's going to comment on it. This guy should be on Trump's ticket. Looks like a might be a former military guy. Might not. Just a hardworking right winger. But listen. J.O.B. Job. This is what we voted for. Every single one of us on the right are absolutely ecstatic watching these videos of you little fucking terrorists getting tossed around. Why you ask? Oh, because we're not allowed to

toss your fucking terrorist ass around. We have to wait for them to do it. You have to understand our point of view. While you fuckers for the last decade got to sit here, cry, wine, bitch, and burn down cities, we, conservatives had to go to work to keep this country running. So America has spoken, and we are tired of all of your woke liberal bullshit. We're tired of your fake paid-for protest, okay? This is what America wants, and if you don't like it here, you can pack your shit and get the fuck out. Because honestly, America would be better off without liberals. The world would be better off without liberals. I love all of you. That's the fucking sting. I'm your hook of a boy.

What do you say him, your huckleberry? Why doesn't every American feel that way? How funny was he? A little chip on his shoulder. And it's true. I used to go, that's going a little far that it's a mental illness. Well, again, back in the day, a liberal wasn't a bad thing.

Of course, it was before my day. I've never met one. that made any sense, but they did. They looked at both sides, you know, because even, you know, you got, you know, you're Bill Mars and his people who have come around, you know, way too late, but these aren't,

these aren't liberals. These are fucking leftist radicals. And I keep saying, don't even call them Democrats or politicians anymore. Call them the filthy cock suckers that they are. They should be able to say that on Fox and on, Brett Hume. Yeah, I've been around a long time. Cock suckers.

Anyways. So that fat lady got knocked on. And again, she's never been hit in her life by her parents, by anybody. And the women, you notice they're saying nothing while she's giving shit to the ice? Soon as the ice, people start doing the... What are you doing? It's a fat woman. Yeah, makes it easy.

Speaking of fat woman, let's get on to some college football. Yeah, exactly. The hyperbole is done. Now we can finally play the game. Look at that. Oh, my goodness. One man. Goodbye.

Hello, high school. That sounded low. I think I forgot to pump that one up. Anyways, that was Keith Jackson. He's dead now. College football this weekend. I wanted to, let me get the scores and then we'll give her, because, and then we'll give you what the new. I'll read that after I give the, I'll read them real fast.

I always wanted to do sports. Number four, LSU, loses to number 13, Ole Miss. What a game. 2419. Even the games that didn't mean that much, UCLA Northwestern, 1714, Northwestern. Tennessee, number 15, Tennessee, against unranked Mississippi State, right? Goes into overtime, 41,34. Tell me you didn't want to.

to see that one. Here's a big one here. And it didn't surprise me for some reason. Alabama ranked 17th comes here to Georgia to play number five Georgia and beats them in Georgia under the lights 24-21. And a great, vicious hitting. That's the best matchup to me in the whole SEC. Watching those two.

San Jose State. Listen to this. Again, not a game. Who cares at Stanford, 3029. Oregon, number six, Oregon, goes into number three, Penn State's, and if you know anything about Penn State's head coach, he hasn't won a big game in a hundred years, Franklin, I think his name is, number six, Oregon, 30, Penn State 24 in overtime, a delicious matchup, and they all filled the billing.

They didn't let anybody there. Baylor, 45, Oklahoma State 27, Cal 28, my BC Eagles 24, number 11. Indiana University against always tough Iowa, just snuck by 2015. Ohio State, number one in the country, went to play Washington. They were undefeated, too. 24-6 Ohio State. They look as good as ever. Nobody cares about Utah University.

I mean, Utah, whatever the fuck. Georgia Tech, number 16, they were undefeated, playing Wake Forest, overtime, 3029. Georgia Tech over Wakefield. Minnesota 31, Rutgers 28. And I know, yes, there's always blowout. People always go, there's blowouts in college. Well, yeah, because there's 103 teams. Cincinnati, 37.

Kansas City, 34. Those are good programs, too. This is the one that surprised me. Syracuse, who beat Clemson last week, right? They get smoked by Duke, 38 to 3. explain that that's called college emotion that's why be careful betting on college football Louisville 30 Pittsburgh I mean excuse me Louisville 34 Pittsburgh 27 number 22 is one of the few blowouts Notre Dame at Arkansas 56 13 Notre Dame they're doing what they did last year they

stunk it up a little at the beginning now they're going to go on a run university Kentucky got beat by South Carolina 35 13 number 25 BU nips Coach Prime in the Colorado Buffalo's 24-21. I had that one recorded. I was going to watch it, and of course it came by on the screen, and I broke a lamp. Friday night, I think this was Friday. Yeah, this was Friday night.

This is the biggest upset of the weekend. Florida State, number eight in the nation, playing an unranked Virginia team, who's always mediocre. Florida State loses 46 to 38. That was the biggest upset of the weekend. Number 24, TCU. Number 24 playing unranked Arizona State.

TCU loses, 2724. Number 14, Iowa State smokes Arizona, 3914. And that's all you need to know. Isn't that incredible? Now, here's the coaches poll real quick. I hope you guys, I called you, Paul. If you don't, you really. So here, I'm going to read the coaches poll.

this is after all the action this weekend it comes out right after Ohio State number one Oregon there was six is that what it's saying now the number two so what that means anyways Oregon's number two now Miami is number three Ole Miss is number four Texas A&M's number five Penn State drops to six Texas is seven Oklahoma these guys were off actually this weekend uh eight Indiana nine they've been impressive the last couple years Indiana. Georgia 10, Alabama, 11, Iowa State 12. LSU drops to 13. They were like fourth. Texas Tech, I think they killed Utah. They're 14. Tennessee's 15. Georgia Tech is 16. Vanderbilt 17, Missouri 18. Florida State goes from like, what did I say they were,

eighth or ninth, to 19. That's what happens when you lose to Virginia. Michigan is 20th, Notre Dame 21st, Illinois. Did I do their score? I don't remember saying it. They're 22nd, BYU, 23rd, Arizona State 24, and Utah University of is 25. And Dallas put up the AP. Paul, I can't read it. Hopefully you guys can.

Well, there you go. So I'm just saying, if you're trying to sell somebody on college football, I was watching at a bar here in Savannah and on Saturday afternoon and all of a sudden a downpour came got like eight TVs in there they all go black because it's DirecTV because if you don't know about direct TV

their equipment's made a sugar cane. What do you do it? It gets cloudy and you lose the signal. What are you doing using a can and string? What the fuck? How was that possible? I told Dallas, we had that in New York, and it used to go out all the time, and I called customer service, and I used to have the guys laugh.

I go, first of all, what you quit and made is sure? And then I go, I said this to a lady, she was laughing around. I go, you know what I do, and it's nice out? I go to the beach. You know what I do, and it's a shitty day out? I watch TV, and yours melts in bad weather. What the fuck's that about? Read up, book, you.

She said that, and I said, and I said, I, and I, said I did. I read it, I read a Bear Bryan autobiography and then Hank Stram. Yeah, read a book exactly. Well, I'll plug this for your buddy here. Sheriff Mark Lamb, 10-7 is the book. When Your Shift Ends and Your Life Begins. Here you go. We might have them on the show. I just, I'm a camera hog. I don't like having other people on the show. but one of Dallas's friends one of the guys in the upper ranks who knows what he's doing and loves this country

speaking of hate in this country let's get on to the there were two shootings folks this week mass shootings one in North Carolina a seafood restaurant I didn't pull the article because they had too much seafood restaurant people are out like on a Friday or Saturday night enjoying cocktails on the deck or whatever guy comes by in a boat and open fires on

turns out he was a vet saw action in Iraq so I think three were killed two or three eight or ten injured some of them critically can you fucking imagine and of course I'm sure the gun

anti-gun people are all over this but yeah it has nothing to do with the guy having post-traumatic stress disorder it's the gun I gave Guffel one of the best lines ever in his monologue about the people saying you gotta get rid of the and it's not the guns right

I see it's a people most people would say it. I go, these fucking anti-gun people, when they walk, if they walked into a pro-bass shop at night, like after it was closed, would they be surprised if the guns weren't shooting at each other? Isn't that brilliant? Now somebody's going to put it up on the internet they'd take credit for.

All right, brilliant. It was pretty good. Anyways, yeah, so can imagine you're out there having cocktails on a nice night and somebody does a drive-by in a fucking boat? If that's not enough, church shooting. It was a Mormon church. Latter-day Saints.

Well, I guess we have video of, yeah, this guy, I can't remember. I read two different stories. Someone said he lit it first. He drove his car into the church and then lit the place. And then I think shot people as they were running out maybe. Can imagine people praying in a church? church and this guy military vet I think also post we know more about this guy here's

the story horror in grand blank Michigan I have an active shooter of the church after authorities say a 40 year old male suspect drove his car through the front door of a church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints then fired several rounds with an assault rifle killing two people and injuring others in Sunday's morning service. The suspect, again, we're in the preliminary stages right now, was neutralized at 1033, 44 in the parking lot of that church. That suspect is a 40-year-old male from the city of Burton,

who we identified as Thomas Jacob Sanford. Officials say hundreds of people were inside. During all this incident as well, there was a fire that occurred, and we believe that that was deliberately set by the suspect. We do believe that we will find additional victims. The flames engulfing parts of the building, a plume of black smoke filling the air, and as many as three improvised devices found at the scene.

That's according to two senior U.S. law enforcement officials briefed on the investigation. I like the way how she throws an assault rifle, not even knowing. As of 40 minutes ago, there are four killed and eight others wounded, and that's as of now. Yeah, they think there's some more bodies in the fire. Can you, I mean, what? First responders are working around the clock, calming through the debris to find additional bodies. Rain said, note in cruiser now in recovery mode. We do know that there are, excuse me.

we do know that there are some that are unaccounted for he said though he couldn't provide exactly how many the church is a total loss due to the fire the suspect used an accelerant believed to be gasoline to set the blaze said james dear the special agent in charge of ATF's Detroit field division Michigan state police have been responding to additional bomb threats at different locations in the community an official set and

that's probably just idiots you know copycats having fun oh chaos let's create more hopefully or you know

it'll be just whatever that was said in a news conference last night some of those threats were at churches and were clared

by state police military Michigan State Police spokesman Kim Better said that and can imagine there's all kinds

he had device devices all over the place. Please continue to stay vigilant. And if you see something suspicious, say something. Better said, FBI investigating shooting as act of targeted violence. Like I said, this morning I read the headline. Yeah, it's saying he called Mormonism the Antichrist.

But not him. Well, people hate religion for that reason. They always go, you know how many people died in the name of religion? And I go, yeah, you know how many people died in the name of communism and socialism? I think it's way more. Anyways, and again, you know me. I'm not a big religious guy, but I like the fact that it keeps people in order. The FBI is leading the investigation into this morning's church shooting

and is investigating the case as an act of targeted violence, said Ruben Coleman, the acting special agent in charge of FBI's Detroit field office. Well, of course. Oh, wow. That's why I don't go to church. I'm kidding. I don't go to church because Father Breton used to keep winking at me during the service. When I was a kid, though, and I remember this, I was like, I don't know, seven, six or seven, walked into the chair.

I saw my mother dip her fingers in the holy water. I tried to drink. I did it. I scooped it. I think my mother slapped me good on that one. I'm trying to think about it. No, my uncle would do the basket, you know, you'd put the basket and people put money in the basket.

My uncle Ernie would do that. Just a good guy. And then I said, Uncle Ernie, have a skim off the top nice. Change. Have a break of 20. Yeah, have a break of 20 in that basket. There's no need to. I've got to call from Jesus.

He won in two team T's. Saints versus the Sinus. Anyways, finally tonight on your sister's blowhole. NFL fans are bullshit about bad. Well, some of them are. Bad Bunny is apparently an entertainer. And just the name. I love his old stuff.

It goes back to 2003. Bad Bunny was selected to perform the Super Bowl. What's LX? Do we know? Come on. 60? No, past it.

What's an L? A 50, isn't it? Yeah, I think it might be. Super Bowl? Is it 60? Do you understand, folks? Do you understand? I remember.

What's this for a Super Bowl I remember? When did the? Packers, Chiefs, I might have been about five. Anyways, isn't that creepy? I've seen about 50 of them. The best one was when I ate rasta pasta by accident, and I was high for a week. Bad Bunny was selected to perform the Super Bowl

halftime show on Sunday, and the choice didn't exactly sit well with NFL fans during the night. People asked, well, they asked one guy what he thought, and he right into the microphone. grab the mic right out of susan you know who's hand uh anyways the three-time grammy award winner hey let me ask you question anybody music in the last hundred years not win a grammy it's like the rock and roll hall of fame they're gonna put me in there because i practice six hours a day of my guitar

hey he's got the he's got the d and the g cord down put them in right after men without hats the three-time Grammy Award winner has emerged as one of the most popular he's no pit bull get out of here the most popular recording artist since he debuted in the mainstream nine years ago but as the Puerto Rican's popularity has grown

so has his platform which is so important today recently hey is there any term used more than influencer dead at 23 every day in the paper. I laugh. Thank God I have no influence. Recently, he used it to express fears

about U.S. immigration and customs enforcement. I think that's ICE. Bad Bunny said earlier this month, I want carrots. He didn't book any, this is what he said. He didn't book any U.S. dates on his tour over fears that his fans

would be detained by ICE agents. Why are they here illegal? but there was the issue of like fucking ice could be outside my concert he said and it's something that we're talking about and very concerned about and this is the guy Godell picks for the half time the biggest American spectacle actually talking about turning it into a national holiday how it isn't is beyond me and this is who they pick do you really think the majority of people that made the NFL even the all the people today know who this jerk off is.

In June, he recorded and posted video of what he described as local ice raids to social media. This was in Puerto Rico. He filmed a little bit. And of course, he has to, you know, say it in Spanish.

Just to show... So, Mama, bitch, are in this wawa, Rafoal. They're about Wawa. They're tirade on here in the Monsesuela. In hos de putt,

in bed to have that people I'll translate. I like girls with big asses and tiny tits who keep their mouth shut. That's what he said. Imagine? That's why he's the bad bunny. No, this is what he said. He said, look, those motherfuckers are in these cars, RAV-4s.

They're here in Pantazuela, he said in Spanish, mentioning ICE working on the Avenida, Pantasuela in Carolina, a city. East of Puerto Rico's capital of San Juan. Sons of bitches, he said, instead of leaving the people alone and working there. Well, you know what? Let me say this in English to you. Who gives a fuck what you think? Bad Bunny.

NFL fans didn't appear to be eager about seeing Bad Bunny at Levi Stadium in Santa Clara, California. Ahead of Sunday's announcement, Bad Bunny wrote on his ex-page that he would do at least one date in the U.S. I've been thinking about it, these days. And after discussing it

with my team, meaning my accountant and my wife, I think I'll do just one date in the United States. Let me translate that in English for you people. He got a call from Godal saying, we'll give you a couple million bucks because we want that Hispanic market

to grow. And he went, yeah, but I, how much did you say? Oh, see, Bueno. You fucking hypocrite. bad buddy anyways he plays the xylophone no i don't know i don't know what he does i don't care i feel bad for the last i don't know three generations have had no good music but i love that

they go on uh you know what because i do talk to these young kids after my shows that fucking like the stones and shit they even know some bands from the 60s i don't know anyways that's bad bunny so get ready. Can you imagine that? Do you give a shit? I hope he has a uniform malfunction and his peepee falls out. Get the fuck out of here. Anyways, I'm on tour. Oh my God, it's this weekend.

Friday night, is it Friday, Dallas? October 3rd, Arlington Draft House. I've been there many times. It's a nice old theater I told you. The front seats, they look like car seats up front. People have to do the recliner thing, sit up to yell at me. Also, go to nickdip.com, the merchandise page. Oh, Nashville, Tennessee on the 16th.

The hell did I agree to all this? I get games to watch. Yes, and then go to Nick dipped on the merch page. We got Mugs, hats, brassiers, you know what, camisoles, goalie pads, heavy day pads, all that kind of shit at Nick Dip.com. That's it for today, boys. look at an hour right on the money.

I'm like a fucking genius over here. That's it. You guys think it I'll say it very welcome. See you back here tomorrow at the same time. Have a good day. Hi.

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