The Nick DiPaolo Show - Kizzmekia My Ass | Nick Di Paolo Show #336

Episode Date: April 20, 2020

Bodybag protest at Trump building. 60 people arrested for party at black barbershop. "Nuts" about the coronavirus. Thank you Alex from Sydney, Australia for your "Ask Nick!" question and for your continued support on Patreon! FREE! MONDAY - THURSDAY 5PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir

Hey guys, it's Nick DiPaolo. You know what I'm sick of? I'm sick of being told what is acceptable in comedy, what is not acceptable. I've never followed the rules because there are no rules in comedy. It's an art form, okay? I don't wanna be told what I can say, what I can't say.

I've been saying this politically incorrect shit my whole career, starting as an open mic in 1988. I'm not a Johnny-come-lately. There's guys out there who are taking credit for pushing back now against the PC culture. I was the original deplorable. You can look it up, okay? That's why we created the Nick DiPaolo Show.

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and we will continue to bring you the truth unfiltered and fuck anybody who doesn't like it. Talk to you soon. guitar solo All righty. It's just another Manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. Cause that's my fun day. Six o'clock already. I was just in the middle of a dream i was strangling nancy pelosi by a filthy california stream these are the days i wish she was already dead

stab her in the ass and kick her in her fucking liberal head. Hi. Welcome to the show. Welcome to your Corona version. Boy, I wish something else. Fucking I wish, I don't know, AIDS would make a comeback. I am sick of this virus. Corona this, it's a pretty virus. You see the pictures they put up of it? It's tremendously beautiful.

I'm going to get a locket. Look at that. Looks like it could kill 30,000 people in a minute. Come on. That's something a Puerto Rican has hanging off his rear view mirror. Look at the fucking, they're beautiful. They look like fish, poisonous fish. They look like testes after i've run five miles spandex shorts all righty how are you folks great to be with you remember this i am your voice and to that i say me you and your bones first oh yeah mr depaulo no one could be as nasty as as you pretend to be unless they really wanted to

be disliked. That's right. I have Nick the pig as a friend. Alright, folks. That killed three minutes. What did I do? Made pizza three times this week. Made a lemon meringue pie. I think I'm turning. I really do. I have a touch pizza three times this week. Made a lemon meringue pie. I think I'm, I really do.

I have a touch of gay from scratch. I also fucking hit the heavy bag three days, so I'm not totally swallowing, but let's get right to it. Some of you people asked me, and thank you again for your support in these tough times, but I did, I mentioned my niece uh brooke who's a registered nurse and my niece nicole uh who runs the nursing home that my dad's in they both tested positive last week but they're doing pretty well my sister darlene who's in the administrative end now she was she's running she got like 80 people under her and uh she uh was having side pains and some of the symptoms feeling kind of horrible she tested negative but you know these these tests aren't that reliable not to be a downer but my dad also who had a dry cough you know he's been

in a nursing home with alzheimer's had sort of a kind of a bad cough. So they tested him, came back negative. No, that's not Dickie Moltisanti and Chris Moltisanti. That's my dad and me when I was like two years old. Holy Christ. Did I look like him at that age? Not so much now, but look at me there. It looks like a fucking Italian ventriloquist from long island nice radiator behind us so he tested negative my dad and uh it's kind of good no you know i gotta

be honest with you i don't he's gonna suffer you know i don't know how many more years not to say you want your dad dead but but God, the worst days are ahead. So, but he's physically, he looks like the youngest guy in the nursing home. He doesn't even belong there. You know what I mean? Can't kill these guineas. Unless they owe you money. And it's pretty whack-a-bing-ding.

Anyways, what else is going on uh donald trump my favorite president he's just everybody's attacking this guy you think you'd think he's the one who worked in the lab and let this shit out the window just blaming this guy for everything uh i don't even know what I'm going to show you here. Is it a fucking... Oh, is this the thing he retweeted? He retweeted, which this is why I love him. God, he retweeted. Somebody tweeted this and he retweeted it. That's why. Not another commercial. The kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down. So it was trained and then watch the hair come back up again they look at so i learned about roaches i learned about kids jumping on my lap and i love kids jumping on my lap that's fucking funny i don't know who did that trump puts it out there uh i don't know how

you can dislike this guy. What do you want? Do you want a Pelosi, that type in office, really? Did you want a Hillary? You know what? Half the country would be dead of corona if that was the case. Because when they said, we're going to shut down flights, they would have went, no, that's racist. So fucking sick of these people. Relentless.

But Trump put that out there, and I got to fucking handle it. I am your voice. Protesters dump body bags outside a Trump hotel in New York City. This is what people who vote the other way do with their time. Really helping out. Dump body bags outside trump hotel in new york city as a president he they did this right after he ripped rude and nasty democrats and uh are you saying he knows nothing about these he doesn't i'm gonna find out what

the hell happened here i'll tell you what happened here you live in new york the news comes just hours after the president dubbed democrats rude and nasty on twitter several fake body bags were lined up outside the central park hotel on saturday which did you put the picture here you go give me the far view which appeared to have been made out of trash bag what four dwarfs were killed by coronavirus the fuck i throw more trash out this morning they're even lazy when they're trying to fucking protest attached to the bags were notes from the protesters which read this represents immigrants who died of covid19 in ice custody and Trump equal death. Fucking blow me.

Can you fucking, that's what's on their mind, immigrants. Those immigrants would be insulted, by the way, at those body bags. You're putting immigrants in trash. How dare you, you racist. The group who named themselves cocksuckers anonymous, no, refused fascism, could also, you know, New York needs to be douche. Liberalism needs to be wiped the fuck out, just like the virus. Don't reach across the aisle and try to work with them.

Now, get rid of it completely. We need some nice fascism. Give me a little Mussolini. Nick, that's horrible. I can't help it. I told you my family is from fascists, right? My parents went to Italy on a trip and they were looking for when my grandfather grew up or my grandmother. And they came upon this old lady sitting outside in a lawn chair with the black stockings, old Italian lady. She's eating like pasta fazool. So my father brings my grandmother's passport up to her to show her my grandmother's name on the passport. And she looks at it. She goes, my grandma's last name was Shmelyani.

She goes, Shmelyani, a fascista, a fascista. And then they went to some cemetery where my grandmother's father was buried or whatever. They put pictures of people on the headstones. There's my great-great-grandfather, whatever the fuck. He's got the suit on, little flower on lapel. Fucking the glasses. I can't help it. I got some fascism in my blood.

I'll show you real fascism. Anyways, so yeah, they did all that after he he put the shit on twitter and a series of tweets trump wrote no matter what you do for the do nothing democrats no matter how great a job you're doing they will only respond to their fake partners and the lamestream media he stole that from somebody uh in the negative uh even in a time of crisis and you can't argue with that you are correct sir i thought it would be different, but it's not. In fact, it's even worse. He continued, they were rude and nasty.

This is their political playbook. They'll use it right up to the election on November 3rd. They will not change because they feel this is the only way they can win. America will not be fooled. On Thursday, Trump slammed Speaker of the House Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader and other Democrats. He said today people started losing their jobs because of crazy Nancy Pelosi, crying Chuck Schumer and the radical left, do nothing Democrats who should immediately come back to Washington and approve legislation to help families in America.

He said, end your endless vacation. Can you imagine this still holding back money? They're playing politics. Seriously, they were cancer. They are a cancer. They, they put this ahead of people's lives. People are fucking dying and they're playing politics with the money. Oh, disgusting, disgusting. You know why? All about power. And people, because of CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, ABC, the mainstream media, people fall for it. It's fucking really disgusting. Can you imagine if a Dem was the president and Republicans were holding up shit during a sickle cell or a SARS or a sickle cell. What the fuck? That was wiped out a long time ago.

That was horrible. That was a good joke I had about Lisa Lampanelli. One of the rows she was at. I was up there. I said, Lisa talks, brags about how many black guys she slept with. I go, she slept with so many black guys. She refers to her iPhone as a sickle cell. It's funny.

Killed. Industry people in the eye. Everybody laughed because it's a fucking joke. I thought I'd bring that up. Anyways, speaking of black people, this one, this is the story that got my fucking nipples in a bunch. Fried my apples beyond belief. Lead NIH, that's National Institute of Health, coronavirus researcher suggested pandemic could be genocide. Said doctors would let blacks die.

That's what this woman said but it's all lies dr kismiki akorbit seen here on the far right who was described glad i pointed that out who was described by the national institute of health as the lead member of the u.s government team racing to find a Corona vaccine. I guess that's why we're not going to have one has engaged with online theories, calling the pandemic a black genocide and condemned what she called systemic oppression by white people. This is a fucking very bright scientist. Who is so classic bigot, hates white people so much so all her

knowledge is blinded by this. She really thinks we're committing this is another plot. She wrote that on social media many times. Corbett has also reposted and explicitly endorsed a tweet urging Dr. Anthony Fauci,

director of the Institute, National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease, Jerome Adams, the surgeon, to check their privilege. Oh, that dirty cocksucker. She further slammed the White House Coronavirus Task Force in February, saying it's largely white men he appointed to their positions as directors of blah blah institute they are indebted to serve him not the people that was an apparent reference to President Trump oh my god make me a sandwich make me a fucking sandwich on Saturday Corbett protected her tweets and prevented others from accessing them now why would she do that oh that's

because they're blatantly racist but Fox News archived the tweets on Friday. Thank God for Fox. You'd never hear any of this. Late Friday, a senior health and human services official told Fox News, HHS career ethics officials are reviewing the matter. Fox News is told the inquiry is being taken very seriously, making unprofessional social media posts about sensitive government work and violate federal ethical guidelines. Nothing's going to happen to her. No, because

she's a fucking rarity. She's, you know, she's a brilliant woman. She has the resume for it. But does that not scare you? She's the lead researcher on this for a vaccine. And she's online blabbing how evil white people are. She actually said about merit, you know, merit means you hire whoever's the best for the job, meritocracy. She's saying that's like white thinking and that's racist, that we should get rid of it. Think about that. Well, that explains Baltimore and Detroit and all the other cities run by people who

just think the same way. On March 29th, Corbett tweeted out a Bloomberg article about how the poor are dying and how Come on, Detroit and all the other cities run by people who just think the same way. On March 29th, Corbett tweeted out a Bloomberg article about how the poor are dying at higher rates from coronavirus. In her tweet, she said that doctors would deliberately choose to deny ventilators to black Americans, leaving them to die instead. Liar, liar, whore, liar, whore, you know it. Where's the proof of that? Anybody going to call her on it rachel maddow fucking wolf blitzer anderson cooper cooper anderson whatever your freaking name can never get that one fucking straight anybody gonna call her on a bullshit mbc

new york times she says i tweet for the people who will die when doctors has to choose who gets the ventilator and ultimately who lives the poor and while the article doesn't explicitly say the black that's who she's saying is going to die someone replied to corbett on april 9th it's so scary to think about i know when it comes down to it people will be turned away or left to die because they are black. Corbett replied that same day, yep, both. Really? Fuck you! Fuck you! Another user declared, they hate us. This virus is a surefire way to get rid of us without having to lift a finger.

Corbett replied, some have gone as far as to call it genocide. I plead the fifth. She's just a bigot and a fucking racist. If that was a white, can you imagine a white scientist saying shit like this? Just saying, yeah, fuck it, you know, we're going to take care of the rich for... On April 11th, the Corbett implied black people are doomed.

Adams, the Surgeon General, told a press conference last week that black Americans suffer more from obesity, diabetes, and other ailments that increase the risk of death from coronavirus. Everybody knows that. After Adams recommended that black Americans avoid cigarettes, alcohol to project their health during the epidemic, Corbett retweeted another user's thread saying the suggestion was offensive because they had ignored systemic racism.

That thread ended by saying, Dr. Fauci and Dr. Adams, check your privilege. Think critically. Stop spreading harmful fallacies that support white supremacy. If this broad has her job today, I don't want to hear about racism ever again in this country, ever. And in a Twitter argument last week, Corbett said that, listen to this, merit is defined by prejudices. It's just the opposite. Two people come in for a job and you hire the one that's more skilled. She's saying that's prejudice. See, if a black guy and a white guy going for a job and the white guy's more qualified, the black guy is more qualified, but you give the white guy the job, see, that would be prejudice. But if you go in and the white guy is more qualified and you give the black guy, that's affirmative action.

So anyway, somebody pushed back on Twitter against her. Twitter argument last week, Corbett said that merits defined by prejudice is another user responded. So we can just dismiss anything white men are involved in because they're intrinsically malevolent. Corbett responds, white men are not to be dismissed, but the systems that they curated are. hey sweetheart uh the systems that they curated you work in it we lead the world in the medical profession oh my god fucking outrageous on March 20th she wrote last year I took 17 last year I took 17 trips weekend domestically now this year I've canceled bucket list vacations Netherlands Spain Jamaica Greece this the reason millennials should be fighting for research funding for future pandemics we deserve to be in these streets. D-E-S-E-S-T-R-E-E-T-Z. Un-fucking-believable.

Double standard, triple fucking standard. Should be fired immediately never happened not in this country various other media outlets including the new york times and fox news have previously covered corbett's role as the lead corona coronavirus researcher maybe that's why we haven't come up with a vaccine yet. She's too busy on Facebook saying how evil white people are. On April 16th, Senator stupid Kamala Harris, Democrat, California, praised Corbett on Twitter saying she was leading the charge around the clock to develop a vaccine for coronavirus. She should have added that only helps brown and black people. Excuse me. The world owes you and your team a debt of gratitude.

Oh, is that right, fucking Kamala? You fucking hypocrite. Disgusting. Let's keep an eye. Let's follow up on that story. Well, I'm sure she'll be in deep shit real soon. Don't hold your breath. I'm going to have some cocoa.

Hold on. With some Zambuki in it. As Cat Williams called it. Zambuki. Zambuki. I was drinking Zambuki with some white people. It's alcohol that tastes like coffee it gets coffee in the motherfucker i drank tender i couldn't pass out there's caffeine in the motherfucker

that fucking guy makes me laugh man god is he funny nypd bus large party in brooklyn in a barbershop of course they don't put that in the headlines. They save it for the second paragraph, you know. A black barbershop in Brooklyn had like 60 people in it. Oh, well, Dr. Corbett, seems like their behavior has some effect. And they're not following the rules.

Again, most black people. I'm just pushing back against her nonsense. The NYPD says roughly 60 people turned a barbershop in Brooklyn into a nightclub for a late night party, violating the city's social gathering guidelines during the coronavirus pandemic. I fucking love it. Hey, everybody, we're all going to get laid. pandemic i fucking love it hey everybody we're all gonna get laid despite weeks of constant warnings police say roughly 60 people turned a barbershop in canarsie brooklyn into a nightclub some called it a video shoot but authorities called it a direct violation of the ban on

social gatherings due to the coronavirus pandemic did i mention my dad was tested for Corona? And I did, right? And my sister, Darlene, she had too much acid on the weekend. I was tripping, man. Police broke up the party, issuing 60 summonses, and a 30-year-old man and a 28-year-old woman were arrested on multiple gun possession charges. You all saw him he had a gun and a barbershop

see now now uh black people saying well they're just picking on black people uh some people have seen complained of selective enforcement by the nypd in the predominantly african-american and caribbean-american community i think canars used to be like italian back in the 50s however nypd chief of patrol terence monaghan tweeted that police responded to similar crowd complaints at a synagogue in crown heights so the jewish people were partying down or they were praying they didn't find any guns there mayor de blasio said that initially violators would be issued warnings if they are ignored uh if they're ignored fines up to a thousand dollars will be issued and that police and park enforcement will be stepping up patrols

and enforcing social distancing in order to save life well park enforcement you better go to the barbershop enforcement uh people are blowing off steam, that's all. Oh, we got a video, Raz. Sorry about that. Here's a video. You wouldn't even see 50 people in a barbershop in normal circumstances. So to see 50 people in there now is a little ridiculous. The Envy Barbershop at East 87th Street and Avenue L was jam-packed with people Saturday night.

Some called it a video shoot, but police called it a direct violation of the ban on social gatherings. Sixty people were issued summonses, and a 30-year-old man and a 28-year-old woman were arrested on multiple gun possession and other charges. There was a gun inside of there. You could have got killed. You could have got killed. Do you understand? You were in there with 100 people and there was a gun in there. They could have shot it up. I'm telling you the truth. She's not even listening to him. She's like, ethically and morally what you're doing is wrong.

Not even listening to him. But she has the brains to put a mask on. But she's got a gun. Okay, Dr. Kazmiki. You're going to talk about this today? Part of me is with the partiers because people are getting itchy to go out. You know what I'm saying?

But Jesus Christ, 60 in a barber, that's like the very opposite. You know what I mean? Having a big place. I just picture people fucking spinning around in the barber chairs smoking weed, playing with the clippers. Somebody passes out and they're shaving their ass.

We have a black barbershop right down the hall here. You notice they're closed. They've been closed. Wanted to do a segment in there. Not sure they'd let me in though. They always look at me like I'm 5-0 and I'm out there smoking a cigarette. And nobody's gone in there under 6'3", 240. I don't know what in Christ.

But that would be a great segment. We could do it weekly, huh? Me in the barber's chair. What's up, Raj? Got a question? Nope. All right. What's up, Raj?

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Yes, we do. We thank you guys for contributing, obviously in these hard times and i had a conversation with my boy tommy my manager last who is a great business guy and he's a lot more pessimistic when stand-up's gonna come back than i am and i'm a i was voter class pessimist in high school literally they voted me class pessimist they came up with a new superlative in high school. They said, I'm a fucking realist, not a pessimist. Half the people that voted me that, they're dead now. So who won that one? I do have a question.

You got a question? Yes, sir. About eight and a half inches. It's a longer one. Alex from Sydney. This is a book. When's this going to be published? Alex, Sydney in Australia.

Hey, Nick, now that Obama's finally come out to publicly support Biden, how do you see this endorsement playing out? Will the DNC strategy be to keep using the 2000-slash-8 campaign of New Hope Part 2 to try and up the energy for an obviously elderly Biden with Obama, his media surrogate running. You're answering your own question, dude. Surrogate running mate until one is found.

Love the show. Keep up the great role. Thank you for writing in Alex. Uh, well, the Dancy strategy. Uh, no,

no, there's no new whole part two. It's all about just, you understand how fucking evil Obama is? Here's what's going to happen. Even if they did that, Alex, could you put it back up so I can read? Even if they try to do that, as we speak right now, John Durham, a federal attorney right now, is putting together a report. You heard William Barr, the attorney general.

There's going to be some prosecutions, hopefully, of what Obama did while Trump was running for president and the Steele dossier and Hillary and the DNC using Christopher Steele, who had contacts in Russia, surrogates in Russia. It was the DNC. It wasn't the fucking Republicans and Trump who influenced election using Russians. It was the DNC. And they have hard evidence coming out. At least that's what they keep telling us. So this is all going to be moot. Honestly, I don't think Biden's going to be the goddamn nominee.

He can't fucking speak for more than 30 seconds without making an asshole of himself. I really think somebody else is going to jump in there. Even people on the left to say Trump's going to murder this guy. So I really don't believe it. I think AOC should get in there. She's got a grasp. What a waste of tits. What do we got here? Oh, here's a video. Rich Wood, my boy Rich, by the way. This is a tie he gave me.

It's the nicest one in my collection. Richie, hope you're good. He sent me this video. I can't even remember what it is. Run it anyways, bro. We need Americans of goodwill to unite against a politics that too often has been characterized by corruption. A Ukrainian natural gas company accused of corruption appoints Hunter Biden to their board of directors. Carelessness. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Self-dealing. I look at it and I'm leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money. Disinformation.

Corn Pop was a bad dude ignorance gay gay gay bathhouses and just plain meanness wait wait wait wait wait you're getting nervous man what a dick imagine biden saying all that i mean mean, Obama referring to Trump. And we just showed you that it's all fucking Biden. You fucking hypocrite. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Aye, aye, aye. Trump might be the cleanest president to ever sit in that fucking chair. What do you think of that? Oh, he wanted to grab some pussy. When he was young. Oh, he stiffed somebody that worked on his hotel. Oh,

he had an affair with a fucking stripper. What else you got? Unbelievable. And I'll say it again. What Obama did when Trump was running for president, that fucking dwarfs any political scandal we've had in this country. Nobody talking about it, but it's going to be talked about.

Hate to be such a partisan, but I just call them the ways I sees them. Don't bet on vaccine to protect us from COVID-19, says the world health expert. Yeah, especially if Kamizi. What's her fucking name? Kizimika? Kizmikia. Kizmikia, my ass. That's who's in charge of finding a vaccine.

You might as well go out and fucking blow a Chinese guy with a runny nose tonight. Humanity will have to live with the threat of coronavirus for the foreseeable future and adapt accordingly because there is no guarantee that a vaccine can be successfully developed one of the world's leading experts on the disease uh uh warned so uh we're all finished it's uh with no no no no no no no no no no yeah no the stock message was delivered by david nabarro a professor of global health at imperial college in lond London and an envoy for the World Health Organization on COVID-19. As the number of UK hospital deaths from the virus passed 15,000. So this is about the UK.

Basically, this in an interview with The Observer, Nabarro said the public should not assume that a vaccine that goes for the whole world obviously would definitely be developed soon and would have to adapt to the ongoing threat that's creepy isn't it folks because we're sort of waiting for the vaccine you don't necessarily develop a vaccine that is safe and effective against every virus some viruses are very very difficult take nancy peloso we've been trying to kill that bitch for years very difficult when it comes to vaccine development so for this foreseeable future we are going to have to find ways to go about our lives with this virus as a constant threat oh my god i agree the comments came as the former uk health secretary jeremy hunt said the only way forward was for nations to support a new global health system that would mean far more international cooperation.

I say fuck that. What do you think the World Health Organization is? America's pumping four to five hundred million a year into that thing. And what are they doing? They fucking help China cover up the virus. But yeah, that's the solution. These are just globalists with their fucking wet dream of a utopia where we all hold hands virus free the only way forward to a nation to support a new global health system that would mean far more international cooperation between

governments on health issues fuck that it would also require richer nations doing more well would that be america aren't we one of the richest nation And we've already put in more than all the other countries. So if you want more money, get it from somebody else. We're backing out. We'll fight it on our own. We'll take Advil PM. Some NyQuil. Get fucking Kizimikiya. It would also require richer nations to do

more support the health of, yeah, ba-ba-ba. To help the poorest countries of the world. Fuck that that that's all we do shut up shut no no no i will not shut up no i think global health security is going to be on that small but critical list of topics like climate change that we can only solve in partnership with other countries, Hunt told the Observer. In a clear criticism of U.S. President Trump, who announced last week he was putting on hold funding to the WHO, Hunt added, surely the lesson of coronavirus is cure, not kill. It certainly does not mean cutting their funding.

Give me the money, you understand me? Give me the fucking money, you hear me? You hear me? I said come here, bust my body. Give me the fucking money. You're not getting another fucking penny until everybody else anthes up and we get to the bottom of how, let me tell you something,

the more I listen to this, the more I'm starting to believe it was created in the lab and released. And I'm going to ask this question again. It's, you know, it's a biochemical war. What's going to stop somebody from creating another virus? They finally brought the United Super United States to its knees. Aye, aye, aye, aye.

The future is not bright. I don't think the future is very bright. Do you, Raz? I think we're, I don't know. Mr. DiPaolo, no one could be as nasty as you pretend. Shut up. You're being very negative, Mr. DePaulo. Yes, I am.

That's because Kismikia is in charge of finding a vaccine when she's not fucking putting her tits on Snapchat. I think global health security, but where am I? Okay, Nabarro's message, international cooperation in supporting the healthcare systems of the poorest country has to be top priority in terms of the lessons we need to learn. That's all we do. The United States supports more shitholes, but it's never talked about on CNN or MSNBC or CBS. Never. Nabarro's message is the second grim warning to come from senior ranks of the world health organization the last three days on friday maria van kirkhove head of the who's i call it who

emerging disease and uh zoonosis unit oh this is zoonosis unit uh warn that there was no evidence that antibody tests now being developed would show if a person has immunity or is no longer at risk of becoming reinfected by the call can i just cut through the bullshit folks all these researchers and shit you know what they don't not know anything about this virus they're saying it caused first we thought it just wiped out all sick people now they're saying it could cause brain damage uh that uh it could come back somebody who's been cured got all it could come back uh i'll do a story in a few minutes how guys because we have testicles are more susceptible what am i supposed to do cut my

nuts off my wife already did that they don't know anything about it first it was from bats then it was dogs eating bat meat they uh you know they thought we'll just come up with a vaccine whack it out the thing mutates it's we're still learning all about it man i say everybody for christmas ask for a hazmat suit you're gonna be wearing that the rest of your fucking lives uh anyways so yeah there's no evidence uh once you get over it that's not going to come back this is very depressing because i was really looking forward to playing the skid marks in buffalo in november uh here we go over the last three years much of what the guardian that's the paper holds dear has been threatened democracy civ, civility, and truth.

Again, they're pointing their fingers at Trump in the United States. Democracy is being threatened. Civility and the truth is being threatened. Which, yes, it is. By MSNBC, CNN, and the propaganda machine. And Nancy Pelosi holding back funding while people are dying. Yes, if that's what you mean. Civility is being threatened uh can you imagine and this asshole's pointing the fingers at uh at trump

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We're going to, I push back again. I think we're going to be back to touring and shit in the fall for sure. If not, I'm taking a pottery class. I'm going to make little fucking hummels and sell them in front of my house. Coronavirus can survive prolonged exposure to high temperatures jesus christ do we know anything about this the researchers concluded that using chemicals rather than heat to disinfect would be the best way to go really according to a study by the university of x marcel in france uh in the experiment scientists found that typically hot temperatures of 60 degrees Celsius,

that's 140 Fahrenheit, you know, like it is in Georgia on a Tuesday in July, used to disinfect research labs are ineffective against the coronavirus. Instead, the pathogen may only be killed in a maintained temperature of 92 degrees Celsius for 15 minutes. Yikes. You know how they found this out two swabs are taken from the kidney cells of african green monkeys which was infected with the coronavirus i told you a long time ago you fucking little monkey not to fuck me one swab was heated uh as while the other was used with animal proteins to simulate the biological contamination found

in real samples. When heated to 60 degrees Celsius for an hour, the virus stayed on the ladder and even replicated at the prolonged high temperature, indicating that the virus, even after the regular disinfection process in a lab, may still linger. in a lab may still linger. Raz, you looking at porn right now? When disinfected at 92 degrees Celsius, the virus is seemingly successfully wiped out, but because its RNA gets damaged in the process, the sensitivity of the check is harmed.

The team noted that in samples with smaller loads of the virus, the 60 degrees Celsius should be enough to deactivate it. In other words, just take a blowtorch to the shit, to your countertops and every doorknob in your house. But in cases with larger loads, like porn stars of infection, the near boiling point is less. They don't even define what a large load is compared to a small load. What does that fucking mean? You're really clearing things up for us laymen.

I mean, if you get a big dose of Chinese snot right in your mouth, you're going to have to stick your tongue in a fire pit to kill it. The researchers concluded that using chemicals rather than heat to disinfect would be the best way to go. You know, thank you for finally fucking getting to that. Alrighty then.

Just more proof we don't know what we're doing as far as the virus goes. Now here's a story that really made me and Raz sweat bullets. Do testicles make men more vulnerable to the coronavirus? You know how many fucking women transitioning to guys shit their pants when they read that?

Excuse me, doctor, I'd like to cancel that 315 with a. Men contending with coronavirus infection may have a pair of vulnerabilities that could increase their risk of longer, more severe illness. Their testicles. their testicles. Excuse me. A pilot study that tracked the clearance of the virus from patients in Mumbai, India, Mumbai, I should say, offered further evidence that men are indeed hard to hit by the pathogen. And it offered a theoretical explanation for the gender disparity that focuses on the cells that the coronavirus is most drawn to. Those cells serve as the front door for the coronavirus because they express a protein called angiotensin converting enzyme two, which the virus just happens to bind with. In both men and women, these ACE2 proteins or receptors are

plentiful in the lungs, the gastrointestinal tract, and the heart. Not surprisingly, all of those tissues are vulnerable to attack from the virus that causes COVID. Testicular tissue also pumps out ACE2. You ever shot a nice load of ACE2 on somebody? Tastes like ACE1. What are you doing? Testicular tissue pumps out ACE2 receptors at a higher rate. Ovarian tissue does not. So take that, you war against women. It's a war against men.

But you don't have opening? No. But why not? I have balls. A group of researchers led by oncologist, New Yorker, and her mother, a microbiologist, a hypothesis, it acknowledges highly preliminary that the testes may harbor SARS.

Oh, gee, another reason for girls not to want to fucking lick our balls. May harbor SARS, COVID-2 virus in men, providing its sanctuary from the immune system. While women offer the coronavirus plenty of opportunities to enter their cells, men's testes may give the virus an extra point of entry. Just put on a jock, you'll be fine. And since the testicles are walled off from the immune system,

they may be among the last hiding places from which the virus is driven out. Oh, Jesus Christ. Well, Tony, what about the thousand other fucking pigs you had your dick in over the years? The strippers,

the cocktail waiters. The hypothesis has three important things going on. First, there are many precedents for a pathogen taking up residence in a quiet corner to elude the body's immune defenses. The Ebola virus is found to hide, listen to this, in the pigment cells of the human retina, leaving even recovered

patients with lingering virus. This is all bad, Roz. Second, it is a biologically plausible explanation for an observed gender disparity in COVID-19 infections. The coronavirus is known to bind to ACE2 receptors, which are plentiful in just a handful of tissues, including those of testicles. This is just a feminist plot to say balls are bad. Third, it may explain a clear pattern emerging from COVID-19 epidemic. While rates of confirmed cases are running close to even by gender, men have died of COVID-19 at a notably higher rate than women in China, South Korea, Italy, and the United States.

In New York, 68% of the deaths attributed to COVID have been in men. He's gone. And we couldn't do nothing about it. Anyways, take a look at this guy. I hope this guy doesn't have coke. Holy shit. That's a lot of COVID juice right there. Oh, my God.

That's the guy's using his balls as a beanbag chair. I think I saw him at the beach with a speedo. What the fuck? This poor bastard. If this guy comes, when he jerks off, he drowns half the village. If I said that in English,

it would have been hilarious. What the fuck? Honey, take out the... I'm coming! All right, enough. Jesus, Rez. What's dad want for Father's Day? Oh, I don't know, a sickle. Anyways, you know, Dr. Deborah Burke, she's the older woman that's always in the briefings and she talks like she's an 18-year-old she talks like that she says it's uh just concerning that

what the hypothesis does not yet have as clear as evidence to support the link between testicles and covid that said dr aditi shastri oncologist at montefiore medical center should be explored by researchers working with cell cultures, animals, and the growing number of recovered patients. Shastri led a team based in New York, while her mom, Dr. Jethanti Shastri, led a team in Mumbai. The researchers in India tested hospitalized patients and their infected family members every two days to gauge how speedily they cleared the coronavirus once infected. Every two days.

They must have been on the Rogan podcast. I'll get to that in a second. They try to bust my boy Joe's balls. In the 20 female patients, the median time to viral clearance was four days. In 48 males, the median was 50% longer at six days. I'm almost done, folks. I know a little a lot of reading and shit but it's monday and uh you know this is killing people i think we can take a few minutes there are a handful of factors that may contribute to that gender mismatch men are more likely than women

to smoke cigarettes have high blood pressure and suffer how dare you that sexist saying that type of shit that's like saying it about black people. It's not our behavior. It's not our health. Men are more likely to pile into a barbershop on a Friday night and have a party. All of those conditions seem to predispose people to become more seriously ill from the coronavirus.

The youngest Shastri said that if the coronavirus is found hiding in the testes, that might mean the virus can be sexually transmitted. Oh, I'm not buying that one. Come on, not that it matters, but, you know, I'm not fucking... I would definitely consider

that virus could be secreted in seminal fluid, she said. Delicious. Thank you. I'm almost done. Oh, my fucking God. See, everybody's planning a big fuck fest when, you know, once they lift the whatever. But if they're reading this article, you might want to put a hold on that, though. Dr. Catherine Sandberg of Georgetown University said the idea that coronavirus could be finding sanctuary in the testes is speculative.

But she said it's worth pointing out to people who have forgotten that ACE2 is in the testes and could be a player. Not a player, a player. Think about that, Rez. You're sitting on a big ball bag full of fucking caroni. Not yet, but apparently our balls are susceptible. How? Out of all the shit. I better not touch my face after I touch my balls. Right into Joe Rogan, because we mentioned testing uh my boy joe and let me tell i've been i've been binging on ufc stuff for folks these fights that happened a few years back when i

wasn't really following a club it's the fucking best entertainment must have watched three hours on saturday and rogan's so goddamn good he knows his shit man i learned so much like listening to him he's catching flack joe rogan flaunts getting tested twice for coronavirus angering uh his fans you anger anybody on social media for doing anything so fucking oh boy you but apparently he was uh talking about with chris d'alia comedian and uh here's the vid i've been tested twice already. I got tested yesterday and I got tested two days before that. I'm just going to test myself every three or four days.

Fuck it. Fuck it. So I'm testing everybody. So the way we're doing this here is when people come in to do the podcast, test them first, keep the fuck away from them,

and then give them a hug. People are pissed because some people can't get tests. That's the way it works in this country. Sorry. God damn it. I should bust Joe's balls about it. Like he busted mine when I put out that album

and it had the black kid who I didn't know was killed. I put him on my breath of fresh air. He was a Black Lives Matter kid who got shot by whatever, a criminal robbed him or whatever. And people came after me like I did it on purpose. And I took a picture. And Joe said, you should take that. And I did take it. Not to go over fucking ancient history.

But I did take it down because it wasn't my intention. I didn't know that. If it was my intent and people told me, I'd go, fuck you. But it wasn't my intention i didn't know that if it was my intent and people told me i'd go fuck you but it wasn't even my intention you know i mean i don't want to rub it in the family whatever but uh i'm getting i'm digressing here but it's just social media just a bunch of what he's doing he's taking my test rogan is is paying LA concierge doctor Abe Malkin to test guests, including D'Elia and Brian Callen, who came on his podcast.

In New York City, hospitals are days away from running out of COVID tests, and city officials are sounding the alarm on the disparity between the wealthy's ability to get tests and low-income folks' lack of access. Joe, you're being racist by flaunting this shit. Rogan fans have slammed the UFC commentator and Fairfactor host

for bragging about his ability to get tested for COVID-19. I'm going to listen to the show and see how he... If you can't get a hashtag coronavirus test, it's because Joe Rogan's hoarding it all. Hoarding them, bitches. Who said that? The Grey Rock tweeted that. You need to shut the fuck

up. Huffington Post reporter Rebecca Klein tweeted Oh my God, people still read that. That a doctor friend of hers couldn't even get tested. Well, then go on the Joe Rogan show. A close friend, a doctor, presumably had coronavirus but couldn't get tested in New York City. Cool that Rogan is able to test his pals like nothing, she wrote.

Others joked the only way to get tested was to appear on a podcast. People like Joe Rogan bragging every day how him and his friends are being tested daily. It's just ridiculous, tweeted at RJB. Joe Rogan has had multiple tests with negative results. What the hell, man? Fucking wah. Jesus Christ.

Test yourself. Take two Q-tips. Stick them up until you touch your brain, if you have any left. Then put it in a Petri dish. Put it in the sun for two days. If you grow a palm tree, you're infected. Here's your fucking answer. Anyways, it's funny.

His own fans are busting his balls. I find that fucking hard to believe, but I got to get back on that show. Walk into a studio, and he's got a fucking Porsche and gym equipment twice the size of any gym you've ever joined. Living the dream. That is it. Fucking 212.

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