The Nick DiPaolo Show - Lee Priest | Nick Di Paolo Show #1662

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

In this episode, Nick Di Paolo interviews Lee Priest! Like what you hear?  Watch FULL episodes of The Nick Di Paolo Show on Rumble Premium! Use Promo Code MUGCLUB and get $10 off annually! https://rumble.com/c/StevenCrowder/live?premium_checkout=1&promo_code=mugclub&plan=annual Merchandise: 20% SALE until 12/15 NICKDIP.COM For Tour Dates, Merch and more visit https://nickdip.com\ 2/20/2025 -- Bricktown Comedy Club – Tulsa, OK Follow me on Socials! https://bio.site/nickdipaolo  

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Ontario I'm gonna be a good boy. Oh Yeah, welcome folks to the big show on a Wednesday got a great show for you today My guest today we call him the Thunder Down Under. He is a world renowned bodybuilder. He races cars. He's just what they call a toxic male. Everything we love on this show. And he's got the biggest fucking biceps.

And I'm talking even for a bodybuilder. Fucking scary pipes. It's the great Lee Priest. Lee how are you? Not too bad. Oh look at that Nick. I too bad look at that Nick I just went to the gym I just went to the gym that is two cups of coffee and a handful of roids and I'm ready to go what are you

Lee what are your biceps? How many inches? They're still just over 21. 21? Holy shit! My wife's neck is 21 inches. She's very ugly. Speaking of wives, my wife wanted to ring my neck this weekend. Why? What did you do now? What haven't I done, Nick?

I went out, I come home, and she's upset. I'm like, what's wrong? She's telling me one of her friend's sisters passed away, right? I'm like, well, what happened? She goes, I know she just died suddenly. Then I come to find out Nick her sister that died is an identical twin so it's like you know you know when I said look exactly the same they come up oh we finish each

other's sentences or that sort of bullshit so yes so I'm thinking I'm thinking to myself I said to my, so what's upsetting about that? If my sister died, my sister's two years old, let me, we look nothing alike. So if my sister died, I'm never going to see her again. I said you're having a pity party for your friend. All she has to do is go stand in, stand in front of the fucking mirror and talk to herself and there's the sister back from the dead. You know, that's actually a great observation. I'm sure they don't quite feel that way, the one that's left over. Not all identical twins get along.

Maybe she fucking hates it and she's like, thank God that's gone. It's like carrying yourself around. That's actually a fucking great point, Lee. I never really looked at it like that. I'm sure, like I said, the living one might be bummed, but. I know. Well, you go shopping, you're walking past all the shop windows, just walking right beside you.

What do you, you know, it's creepy. How about if it's an open casket? That would be creepy. Oh, yeah. You'd be like looking at yourself, wouldn't you? You're like, yeah. You're like, at yourself, weren't you? You're like, holy shit, I don't want that makeup guy. And I don't want those fucking shoes.

But here's another thing, this has probably happened to you. I actually felt sorry for him, but I was in the mall. You know, when you're busting to take a piss and all the toilets are full, so there's always the handicap one. You think, should I use it, shouldn't I use it? And I thought, fuck it, I gotta go, I'm gonna use it. My luck, I go and use it, when I come out, guess what?

He's fucking a cross between Stephen Hawking and Davros, the leader of the fucking dialects. You know, that toilet is for disabled people. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, well, fuck, you want equality, you have, that toilet is for disabled people. I'm like... I'm like... I'm like, well, fuck, you want equality, you have to learn to weight like us able bodies do, you dumb cunt. So... And it really pissed me off, because I thought I'd done something bad. But as I was out there shopping, I seen him and the guy, his helper, I guess, or lover, because he looked a bit gay. Yeah. I seen him and the guy his helper I guess or lover because he looked a bit gay Yeah and then my sad my sadness turned to happiness because I thought

This fuckers got it made because I go shopping with the wife and I get horny in the mall I think and be nice just to bend the missus over here in the mall and nobody would know what I'm doing But of course, I'd look Yes black black Friday, I'd be like, you know, you're... I'm shopping with her, but I can't do anything because it's going to look obvious. But then I look at this, Stephen Hawking and his handler,

I figured, this guy's got it made. Because you've got to see it this way, Nick. He's pushing him in the wheelchair like this. You know, he's pushing him along. And he's got a colostomy bag in. So I figured all he has to do is get up beside his lover, he unplugs that colostomy bag, lifts up his t-shirt, and rocks him back and forth.

And he's fucking him in the mall, because technically, where the colostomy bag goes in, that's his new asshole. So they could have sex all throughout the mall. I'm like, I'm like. I thought. You know, you got a weird way of looking at things. And I've looked at, I've looked at. My glass is half full, Nick.

Yeah, your colostomy bag's half full of fucking of common shit We're off to a rip-roaring stuff this isn't the shit you hear on face the nation thank Christ That is uh what the fuck that I want to ask you Lee something about bodybuilding to um I said go ahead. I said um I said Dallas some pictures. I got this 1990 military Humvee. I was in Desert Storm. When I was cleaning it out, it still had dirt scenes in it. It had like eight grenade pins still inside of it. So I'm wondering what the body count is on my Humvee. You like that shirt? Time, oh yeah, for indictment.

Yes, yes. Look at the rings. I was going to ask you, that's where I was going actually, what did you think of Joe Biden pardoning his son? I mean, people are surprised about it. You're like, why? The guy's a lying coxer, always has been. I mean, it shouldn't be people are surprised about you like why the guys are lying cocks always has been. I know he said the whole time I will not pardon him I will not pardon him but like you said

the whole last four years has been full of lies and where is Joe anyway he hasn't even been around so I'm amazed that he came out maybe maybe he accidentally pardoned his son because he thought he was well he technically had to pardon the turkey, so I guess that's his fucking son. Yeah, exactly. It's, you know, what a fucking just, it's typical, we should be surprised, but he's even taken flack from like a Democrat governor,

the governor of Colorado fucking read him the riot act. And that guy's like a real left wing lib. He's got fucking he's got like ms 13 taking over apartment complexes, unless I'm confusing him with the mayor of that city of Aurora. I might be but but either way, it's a Democrat even fucking dressing Joe down for the what a lion. And I bet you Joe's probably going, you know what? I'm going to be dead soon.

Keep up fingers crossed. I might as well fucking pardon, pardon my kid, but I didn't believe him the day he said it a year ago. I mean, if you did, you're fucking retarded, right? No, you'd have to, you'd have to have rocks in your head to believe anything. They've said the last four years or Kamala or I'll just be glad when that press secretary is gone because you know, every time she gets a question, you know she's lying because her eyes start going like this fucking, like fucking

blinky, blinky, blinky, it's like... You noticed it. I said, I would say that to my wife. She, she, that's feigning intellectualism. She's pretending she's thinking about the answer. You're exactly right. she would bat those stupid fucking eyelashes that black women wear they put fake eyelashes on top of fake eyelashes when they when they fuck it if they bat their eyes fast enough they could take off she looks like she looks like a retarded gollywog what's a gollywog wait and what's a gollywog that used to be like oh it's like a dollwog? Wait a minute, what's a gullywog?

That used to be like, it's like a doll they used to make. A woman made these dolls back in the old days and now they're meant to be racist because it's a black doll with big red lips and what looks like a... We had a picture of my wife. It almost looks like a cabbage patch doll doing blackface. Yes. I kept calling her. You had the same take. I kept calling her Raggedy Andy, a black Raggedy Andy. But you're right.

It was that fucking, those dolls you were talking about. My wife had a picture. Because my wife's family is from the South, if you go back generations, from the deep South. And her grandmother, somebody gave her a picture because my wife's family is from the South, you know, if you go back generations, they're from the deep South and her grandmother, somebody gave her a picture and it's a little black kid eating watermelon and it's not supposed to be racist, it's cultural, but I remember we had that hanging in our bathroom downstairs and we had some, we had somebody black in the building, I don't know if they snuck in, I don't never let people in. But I remember going, oh no, I ran downstairs a bit,

I excused myself, I went to the bathroom and I took the picture. So I'm going, how can I, if I go outside, they're gonna see me carrying it. So I put it in the tub and I pulled the curtain. It's not even meant to be racist. Get ready for Las Vegas style action at Bet MGM, the king of online casinos!

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Please contact connects Ontario at one eight six six five three one two six zero zero to speak to an advisor free of charge Bet MGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario That's not fucked up. Well everything everything's racist these days Nick You can't say you do anything without the race car being thrown at you. I know. Go ahead. We've got pubs here in Australia,

because we have Australia Day. January 26 is when Australia became a colony. But now all these pubs want to shut, because they said it's a hurtful day for the aborigine people and all that sort of bullshit. So so now these pubs want to close see that that's globalism is what that is that's fucking globalism they're all working from the same playbook they do it over here too they want to change columbus day to people indigenous fun and uh whatever smoke your peace pipe uh there's eight indians left for christ's sake um and seven of them are for changing the logo on the fucking redskins helmet back to back to being

Indian. But see that that's global shit. And I was very surprised. I think we talked about this last time, Lee, I was very surprised that Australia, there was one country we could always look to with it didn't seem politically correct. And I was like, yeah, that'd be and then I don't know who took over over there. When's the last time you had a presidential election? We have a prime minister, a prime minister and Albanese, Albanese who's in Albanese, he's like a Joe Biden, you know, he's one of those tells stories, he's useless, he's always out of the

country, he does nothing. He just brought a four million dollar mansion about an hour from me and ordered a road in front of his house. People have been waiting to get their roads fixed but he gets like two miles a road retired in front of his new house. Nobody really likes him. They're all assholes down here. But like I said, Australia used to be the we don't give a fuck We stand up to the government like that

We had a Eureka stockade where we stood up to the government But now we just bend over and get the Vaseline out and take it. I know very disappointing because So am I? He's like I don't use Vaseline what the fuck this guy do I know we always looked uh... australian guys that we always would say that and they would come help us fight i remember when i did the uh... u.s.o. tour there was canadians and australians and all kinds of fucking uh... guys helping us out

uh... so that guy that's the prime minister now is a uh... when when was he elected uh... he always been for a couple of years now, but they're calling for an early election But I just I just got fined the other day Nick because I didn't vote and in Australia what as a democracy But if you don't vote you get fined so if I don't pay the fine I have to put down my reasoning not to so I put religious or if you don't pay the fine You lose your driver's license. So you don't pay you to find you lose your driver's license so you can't drive are you fucking hold on is that a new law is that always been around or is that new yeah yeah yeah put it up I put up a photo and video of the

letter on my Instagram where it says why you did not vote you can either go to court to tell them why or put in your beliefs I put in I'm Aboriginal and religious and then why not? Why not? But then if you don't pay the fine they take your license off you. Now is that a fairly new law under this guy? No. Being around forever so I don't know how you can call a democracy where if you don't vote you get fined. It's just the opposite. Mind your fucking business. Exactly. I didn't vote. I was getting blown.

How about that? Jesus Christ. That is unbelievable. And that's where we're headed. Thank God Trump did get elected because we were on a fucking fast track to all that horse shit. And that dumb... You can do a donkey vote, they call it, where you you go down you just get your name marked off but you don't

have to vote but if you don't vote then your vote goes to whoever's already in but the last time I did vote I had to laugh because I was waiting in line and you wouldn't know it I was just joking about how you got to wait in line and the woman who gives me the voting paper and pencil wasn't a woman. I get the only fucking drag queen handing out voting slips and it took everything took everything in my power to bite my tongue when I when she when he or she handed me the voting. I know I get yelled at by an old guy. I got fucking yelled at and I haven't talked to you since I. Have we? No. Fuckin' I walk in and this guy's to the left by himself and he's gotta be 75, 80 years old.

And I got my phone in my hand and he goes, run your phone in your hand. And so I started to put my part and he goes, what are you doing? And I go, what? I'm trying to be nice. So I come up, he goes, get your ID out. So I get my ID out, I go to show him, he goes, don't show me in there. It screams at me. So it bothered me so much, I'm in there voting and I'm thinking about him.

I'm not even fucking paying attention. I told some old black guy, I go, who's the crazy fucking white old man? She started laughing her ass off. Apparently he snapped a few people. This is how i hear it i i fucking i'm done voting and you you went out they would let you uh... exit the way you came in you had to go out another door

i went out the dead i went all the way around and i came back in i stood in the doorway he couldn't he's so old he didn't realize it was me again he goes if you're voting come on in i go kiss my asshole man uh... and the blood a lot of the staffers were laughing they could hear me yell at the fucking old guy then my wife voted after me we usually vote together she had to go an hour later same thing he snapped it maybe

he's a good guy I don't know no we had a thing we had a thing last year when I wanted to give there was like a referendum for the aborigines where we give them all right, more land, and it's also like, not reparations, but if you own a house on the land, because it's their land, you have to pay the Aborigine community money every month to have your house on their land. But we voted it down, so everyone said we're racist. But when I was going in, same thing, this guy goes, are you voting yes on the referendum? I said, fuck no.

He's like, you're racist. And then I'm like, oh, go fuck off. Did he really? Another old cranky man, he called me racist because I said I was voting no. You figure the old guys would be with you on that one, you know, fuck them. What is an aborigine exactly? Well, he was old, but he was a bit bro broody so I gathered he was swinging to the other side. It's weird when you said that.

That was my first thought. A guy that old that sort of that far left. Something's going on there. What explain it? Aborigine I know it's just black right? Yeah, yeah well um, yeah it's like that. How does it work? They say they're the first people here So they say it's their land In the news last week a surf club was having

Like a surf day a swimming carnival at the beach to raise money for cancer The aborigine cultural society comes in and told them they have to pay $2,000 to use the public beach because it's their land, they have the carnival and the surf club paved and paid the Aboriginal Cultural Committee the money to have it on the public beach. But every time we have a football game, any type of thing, we have to welcome the country where the government pays the Aboriginal people to come out and welcome you to the ground which is their sacred ground and all this bullshit and most Australians are over it because we're born

here we don't need to be welcomed if i fly from Sydney to Melbourne when the when the when the planelands they like we like to the elders like to welcome you to the traditional landowners i'm like in the owners. I'm like, that's fucking ridiculous. Oh my god, what the fuck? Do they refer to the aborigines as a marginalized community? That's the phrase over here. Well, put it this way. The aborigines are less than 3% of the population and the government gives them $30 billion every year. We don't know where the money goes. They wanted to do an audit to see where the money goes. And the government said no, because the government's just got their hands in the pot, they can order money.

Right. You know where the money goes that they do get, they spend it on rims for their car and f*****g sneakers. Well, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like I tell my friends, what's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead aborigine? There's skin marks in front of the dog. Can I, all we got to do is switch that to, that's a fucking good one. Holy moly. Lee, let me ask you a question. We're talking to the great Lee Priest.

As far as body, do you get a documentary out about yourself, part four or something? What did I read on the internet? You got- I do have a doc- I have a documentary coming out in the next couple of weeks. So when I get the link, I'll send it to you to have a look at it. It goes for two hours 20 I think it's just different bodybuilders and that talking about my career and how I got suspended for standing up to the organization and I think I was suspended four times before they suspended me for life but speak in

my mind and unfucking believable wherever this politics is what's it what's the name of that documentary rebel rebel with a cause rebel with a cause and I do actually I always forget about it too because people always ask me to do a book but I do have a book on Amazon called believe in yourself believe in yourself something my dad never told me. Exactly. Well, I'm glad, I'm glad as I said, you know, my dad, I'm glad he didn't teach me a few things, but I thought it is funny story. You know, before he told me he was gay, I came home early once and this is when you had VHS videos and there's a pile of videos near the door to be returned

and my dad was still at work. So I what's this about one was called boys in the sand I'm like must be like a must be like a beach boy beach boy movie yeah Elvis I put I put it in and there's guys ass fucking over surfboards I'm like I'm like eight years old oh but he was I was so nervous because I saw like eight years old. Oh, Jesus. But the thing was, I was so nervous because I saw like a minute of it, I figured, fuck, I've got to rewind it to where it was or my dad's going to know I watched it. Boys in the sand. I'm going to actually look that one up.

Boys in the sand. See how much that title stuck with me in my head yeah you were traumatized you didn't even know it whoops if you want sausages go to my sister's house no hey guys if you want to see the rest of my show louder with Crowder and all the content available on rumble premium click on the link in the description below if you haven't converted from locals yet there's a second link showing you how to do that you can subscribe for $9.99 a month or $89 annually but that's if you use my promo code mugclub

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