The Nick DiPaolo Show - Left Wing Food Nazi: No Food for You! #112

Episode Date: February 2, 2019

Today's show: Pelosi's Putrid Presser. Super Bowl halftime: Maroon - 5, SJWs - 0. And Two men and a plastic baby....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 🎵 Oh yeah. Welcome to the show. Friday, a free show. Streaming live. We'll do it live. Like we always do. We'll do it live like we always do we'll do it live fuck it yeah baby you know you want crazy motherfucking walkman no I really don't anyways how are you folks good to be with you on a Friday and last show of the week things are going haywire real quick tour dates you can get them at Nick tip calm Friday and Saturday right around the corner
Starting point is 00:01:16 February 8th and 9th the black box Boca Raton Florida Saturday February 23rd cohoes Hall cohoes we have a link for tickets. I'll be shooting a one-hour special. Friday, March 8th, Wood Theater, Glens Falls, New York. Friday, April 26th, Steel Stacks, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Friday, May 31st, Jonathan's at Gunkwit, Maine. Saturday, June 1st, Whites of Westport, Westport, Mass. Saturday, August 10th, the Newtown Theater, Newtown, Pennsylvania.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Saturday, October 19th, the Newtown Theater, Newtown, Pennsylvania, Saturday, October 19th, Ridgefield Playhouse, Ridgefield, Connecticut, nickdip.com for all your ticket information, 833-599-NICK, 833-599-6425 is the phone. Speaking of Boca Raton, where I'm doing the black box, did you see this clip of this little leaguer, this kid? I don't know if he had four cotton candies and a quarter Coke before this, or maybe just Coke. Maybe he's got a problem already.
Starting point is 00:02:16 I don't know, but this kid is so full of piss and vinegar, and I think some major league teams should look at him as far as a possible future manager. Take a look at him as far as a possible future manager. Take a look at this. Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Two games, two Ws. You want that W? Yeah. Play fast. Play hard. Play aggressive. Ready? Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:02:55 Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye. If he's not a future linebacker for Texas, I don't know who the hell is. But what's the kid's name? He's from Boca Raton 10 years old Kevin no Daniel Litvak Danny boy go get him
Starting point is 00:03:14 he's wearing Cora's number I think or is that Pedroia's Jason you know you're a Yankees fan you hate them all I'm actually a Mets fan, so I hate myself. Pedroia's 15. I think that's Cora's number, actually. Anyways, what is going on?
Starting point is 00:03:33 Big weekend coming up, obviously. We already have a World Series title under our belt, and now we go for a Super Bowl. The best sports town in the history of the world for the last 20 years. That's all I get to say. And I don't even give a shit about the Celtics. But good old Tom Brady. You think he's
Starting point is 00:03:53 he beat Pat Mahomes. You think he's gonna let this guy goff? Show him what's what? I don't think so man. But I don't know. We have to control those two fucking animals. Ndamukong Su and Aaron Donald, two best defensive linemen in the league. But I'm sure Belichick has a plan for them.
Starting point is 00:04:11 But of course, there's all kinds of controversy about the halftime show, which they should eliminate. I told you what they should do for halftime shows at Super Bowls. Anytime a guy is gonna get the electric chair or somebody gets a death penalty. I used to say make it a pay-per-view, but fuck that.
Starting point is 00:04:27 There's over 100 million people watching at halftime. I usually go out to make more chili or get more food. I don't watch that shit. But I say we fry a guy, a rapist or a triple murderer. I mean, come on. Talk about a deterrent.
Starting point is 00:04:43 It won't be any grosser than Beyonce or some of these other shitty acts. Of course, Prince, I mean, come on. Talk about a deterrent. And it won't be any grosser than Beyonce or some of these other shitty acts. Of course, Prince, I think, had the best halftime show, but he gone now. He got pill problem up in that motherfucker. Purple veins is what he was shooting into. Oh, Gilligan.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Little buddy. Prominent artists, including Rihanna. She's a dirty little whore. Pink, angry, half he-she. and Cardi B, I don't know and don't care, reportedly turned down the offer to headline Sunday's halftime show between the Pats and the Rams. Why is that? Oh, you know, all kinds of racial stuff. Controversy over racially charged police brutality, which is a myth, by the way, happens every.001% of the time. More black guys have been killed by white, I mean, more white guys have been killed by
Starting point is 00:05:32 white cops than black guys the last few years. Look it up. They, you know, spearheaded the whole thing, the Kaepernick movement. For you people who want them to take a knee, I'll tell you what, when you take a knee while you're down there, blow me. That's right. Take two knees and stay on them. You know, this is amazing. So it's a conspiracy at Kaepernick. And you know what? These thugs, I don't know what percentage of them, a lot of them are, should thank the NFL because otherwise they're unemployable and the NFL is doing them a
Starting point is 00:06:06 service because you see what happens once they retire or they're out of football they usually end up in jail even after earning millions of dollars hello Aaron Hernandez when news broke that pop rock band Maroon 5 would lead the marquee show which reaches an audience of about 100 mil. Loud calls to boycott in solidarity of the angry young black fella, Kaepernick, resounded from all the other angry young black people who can't think straight and white liberals. Of course, Maroon 5 couldn't get any whiter, I guess. Of course, Maroon 5 couldn't get any whiter, I guess. They have that radio-friendly pussy-type music,
Starting point is 00:06:50 and, you know, you couldn't get a safer choice. Actually, you could get a safer choice. I'll tell you who they should have chose at the end of this. But a petition urging the band... When do you guys have time to do this, by the way? Urging the band outmass... What does that mean more than a hundred thousand signatures saying until the league changes their policy and supports players constitutional rights to protest no other should agree to work uh with the nfl and that was
Starting point is 00:07:17 said by some really really smart people like this guy run through a motherfucker face that's right he has a college degree um what a crock of shit first of all who cares how many people sign a petition i i don't get that i don't care if you get 700 million people signing a petition does it have any legal powers i'm performing if i'm maroon five uh vick oy daji of North Carolina, I don't know what part of Africa he's from, launched a petition calling a boycott the only way to affect the bottom.
Starting point is 00:07:52 No one's going to boycott the Super Bowl. You guys really, really overextended on this one. You really have delusions of grandeur about your poll. The NFL owners say they only see the bottom line. Let's be frank. That's what he says. say they only see the bottom line. Let's be frank. That's what he says. NFL owners only see the bottom line, as opposed to hip-hop artists and people like Rihanna
Starting point is 00:08:11 and Mariah Carey who perform for dictators in countries where they murder their people, you know, for a couple million dollars on New Year's Eve, but they don't see the bottom line. It's just the white establishment that runs the NFL. That's all they're saying. After Maroon 5 accepted two black rappers, Travis Scott and Big Boi,
Starting point is 00:08:31 that's right, Big Boi, yeah, they signed on after they saw Maroon 5 accepted the offer. The move appeared to be an attempt by the NFL to soothe anger, not only over Kaepernick, but also at having a mostly white California pop band star in the southern city of Atlanta, the capital of hip-hop invasion. Oh, is that how we do things now? The entertainment has to be from the state the Super Bowl's in? Okay, it's Atlanta, the birthplace of hip-hop. Why don't you have a bunch of Bloods and Crips come on and shoot each other?
Starting point is 00:09:08 That would be entertainment. That we would watch, okay? Is that something to brag about, the birthplace of hip-hop, which has brought us nothing but fucking shootings and the death of Biggie Smalls and Tupac? Yeah, yeah, you should take pride in that. And I do like Snoop. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Anyways, so that's what we're going to do now. And another apparent bid to placate fans. The league booked. Look, this is what they have to do now. They're damned if they do. They're damned if they don't. They booked Gladys Knight, who I love. Gladys Knight and the Pips.
Starting point is 00:09:44 It used to be the Pips. Now it's Gladys Knight, who I love, Gladys Knight and the Pips. It used to be the Pips. Now it's Gladys Knight. She's an Atlanta native to sing the now controversial Star Spangled Banner anthem before the game. And, of course, the other side said they just throw money at the problem. So they're damned if they do. They're damned if they don't. Rap royalty Jay-Z, former crack dealer. I'll say that again.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Former crack dealer who would still be selling crack in any other country, a vocal Kaepernick backer, turned down top Super Bowl billing last year, which he referenced in his 2018 hit, Ape Shit, Motherfucker! Ape Shit. So he turned it down. Well, thank God for that. So he turned it down. Well, thank God for that. Last year, the rap mogul reportedly tried to convince Scott, a Grammy-nominated rapper who's yet to be shot,
Starting point is 00:10:33 so he has no street cred. Hey, there's the halftime show. You get a rapper who hasn't been shot yet, and you know, your records, as they say, go to the top of the bullet, no pun intended. But have someone put one in his ass like they did on The Sopranos. He's got instant street cred. To scrap his partnership with the NFL. So Jay-Z wanted Scott not to do it.
Starting point is 00:10:55 A slew of rappers, including Meek Mill. I have all his stuff. I like his older stuff. And Common, then voiced discontent that Scott would perform. That's just plain jealousy. But the show will go on with Scott, who, according to Billboard, signed on only after the NFL agreed to make a joint donation of a half mil to social justice organization.
Starting point is 00:11:18 So it's blackmail is what it is. The NFL has so much goddamn money. Maroon 5 partnered with the league and its label to give the same sum to an aid organization for children. Jesus fucking Christ.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Do we have to politicize everything? Huh? How about the Osmonds? They're free. All's Marie does is fucking fat commercials. Get her to sing something.
Starting point is 00:11:43 A little bit country, a little bit skinny. He also questioned the decision to perform by Big Boi, half of, that's B-O-I if you want to Google, half of Atlanta's legendary duo Outkast, whose electric brand of funk-infused hip-hop took Southern rap mainstream. Let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:12:01 What's the percentage of the almost billion people watching the Super Bowl? What percentage would you say is white? I would say probably the majority. But we have to sit through this hip-hop horseshit. Again, white kids like it. But other than that, if you want to do the, everything has to be racially in order. I can see on the one hand he's doing it for his city, he said. But a lot of people are upset because they don't want to play second fiddle to white artists in order. I can see on the one hand he's doing it for his city,
Starting point is 00:12:25 he said, but a lot of people are upset because they don't want to play second fiddle to white artists in Atlanta, a black city. See this tribal mentality? It's the same thing every time you see a hip-hop from the fucking 212, yo, the 718, the fucking, I wear a red bandana, you wear a blue one.
Starting point is 00:12:43 You're the enemy. Some real fucking complex people Oi Deji the guy who organized this thing the petition added that Big Boy has lost some fans in the process oh no how's he gonna survive
Starting point is 00:12:58 I know a lot of people who are very disappointed and surprised in Big Boy he said yeah I know a lot who aren't and don't give a shit we really don't need the hip I had to sit through fucking Beyonce and her Black Panther tribute, so Maroon 5 is going to rustle some feathers? I thought, you know, romantic songs
Starting point is 00:13:16 were universal. What a, what a, we are just fucking, I'd say about a fourth grade emotional mentality when it comes to the horseshit. But I have the perfect solution, a halftime act that would be non-controversial. Matter of fact, it would make the LGBTQ community very happy. It would make men happy, women, white and black, because these are all the protected groups. We protect them like the spotted owl. But this guy should be doing halftime from here on in. I think black folks would love this. What's that?
Starting point is 00:14:07 There's a fight in the crowd. Picture that in Atlanta. Black audience live. He'd get hit with a fucking 40-ounce right in the chest halfway into this song. It's like me when I did the Apollo Theater. What was the name of that show? All right, enough. He's giving me a headache.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Look at that bulletproof hairdo. By the way, it's a drone-free zone in Atlanta, they said. I was just watching that on the news. Imagine all this controversy over. And let me explain something to the Hollywood, not just hip hop, to the Hollywood nation as a whole. You're entertainers. I know stupid, stupid, there are some stupid players. What was his name? Terrell Owens, who said, we're just entertainers, man. No, you're not. You're athletes. What you do and what you've accomplished is way harder than getting an acting job. Trust me. Just because what we, when we watch you do what you do,
Starting point is 00:15:14 we find that entertaining, doesn't make you an entertainer. There's people who watch, they watch kiddie porn and they find that entertaining. So are those people doing the kiddie porn? Are they entertainers? Do you get what I'm saying? They have a red carpet now like it's the fucking Oscars. They have to piggyback on the success of the NFL. Stay in your own lane, okay? You got the Tonys. You got the fucking
Starting point is 00:15:35 Grammys. You got the Oscars. You got the music awards. Golden Globes. You jerk each other off every three minutes in Hollywood. And stay out of football. You should have a UFC bout. Dana White, I just gave you an idea.
Starting point is 00:15:53 UFC. Two broads. A black one and a white one. Maybe a couple handicap. Whatever. To cover it all. There's so many other things. How about this?
Starting point is 00:16:05 How about a marching band? Ha, ha, ha, ha. I hated marching bands. The only good marching, the greatest marching band, they say it's Ohio State because there are like 80,000 people in the band. I didn't know there were that many nerds in Ohio.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Grambling, the all-black school, has the best marching band. They wear like street clothes. There's like 20 black guys and girls, and they fucking, they play the shit out of their instruments. They do splits. And how about that?
Starting point is 00:16:34 Huh? I gave you 19 solutions, Mr. Goodell. Quit capitulating to these whiny bitches. Oh, they ain't from Atlanta. They can't be performing. Ugh. But I'll tell you, Maroon 5, they really't from Atlanta. They can't be performing. But I'll tell you, Maroon 5,
Starting point is 00:16:47 they really did go white. Who knows? They probably have a, do they have a token black band member? I know you love their music, Jason, don't you? No. Ryan, when you're blowing your partner, do you have Maroon 5 on? No. No. No I'm working on a modest mouse trick
Starting point is 00:17:12 Let's go to I can hear that Let's go to Tony in Florida wants to weigh in on the situation What's up, Tony? Nicholas What's up? What's happening?
Starting point is 00:17:24 I have an idea for an opener for the Super Bowl. I'm thinking Love Charger. As an opener or a halftime guy? Oh, halftime, man. That's not a bad idea. We'd have to break him out of prison, though, because he's a cult. That will be tremendous. You know what?
Starting point is 00:17:49 That is a multi. You're right. That's a very diverse pick. He's Indian. He runs a cult. He has zillions of followers all over the place. Love Charger. That would not be bad.
Starting point is 00:18:01 You have the love charger. You have the love charger. You have the love charger. You have the love charger You have the love charger You have the love charger You have the love charger Nick I just gotta say man I really really appreciate This podcast I really appreciate
Starting point is 00:18:21 The truth that you're Sitting out like Someday Sorry I really appreciate the truth that you're spitting out. I think at one point it's going to be like the Terminator future where it's going to be your podcast. And you're just going to be putting out a broadcast that says, you know, if you can hear this, you are the resistance. You are not alone. I'm telling you, thank you for the call, Tom. I got to go. I got a whole bunch of calls, but thank you.
Starting point is 00:18:54 No, we appreciate it. And guys like you, the phones are full already. So something's happening. I'm adding 300 and 400 YouTube. I go to bed the next day, another 300, 400. And even before the Rogan podcast, it was starting to catch. All's that, it's not so much about me. It just shows you how many limited platforms there are for people who voted for Trump or think like I do.
Starting point is 00:19:20 And, you know, I'm doing a couple of stories. This next one about this jerk-off restaurant owner in San Mateo, which is not far from San Leandro, where I got fired at a comedy club for smoking on stage. Just to fucking, I'll get to his ignorance in a second. Excuse me. How's this shirt look, huh? Birthday presents, seven of them with seven new ties. birthday presents, seven of them with seven new ties.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Yes, get on here with it. Come on, Ryan. So back on Tuesday, the real Bambunga donated $500 to us. We don't know his real name, right? No. Real, what is it? Real what? Bambunga. Real Bambunga.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Thank you. So $500 donation from him a couple days ago. Real Bamboonga which is African which drug lord he has that kind of money I guess. Thank you so much. He'll pay for these shirts and ties. Honest to God that is that's just proof that people need this show. It's gonna get bigger and bigger and I'm thinking about I proof that people need this show. It's going to get bigger and bigger. And I'm thinking about, I haven't decided on this yet. When I shoot this hour, February 23rd, I might throw it out there for free. Just to get it out there.
Starting point is 00:20:37 I want it everywhere. I want it on the dark web, the normal web, the Puerto Rican web, the light-skinned black webs. I want it out there. Silkwood Road, which I have a summer home on, and tracks in my ass. Anyways, but no, we thank you so much. That's an unbelievably generous contribution. Unless you're Bezos, then you're extremely cheap.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Tyler in New Hampshire. Real quickly before I move on to the next story tyler what up hey nick how you doing man what's happening big gindeloon you should be down on fucking you should be on radio roll letting it rip dude ripping into people down there well the problem i don't know how you get the press credentials they wouldn't let me in there but you know because uh i defend i'd wear a mega hat get thrown out but uh yeah well this is a podcast not a radio show but so i you know but you're right there's a there's equipment i think uh and i did that with arty lang when it was the nick and arty show we went down there and we were part of press row and arty was so good and so because he's way more famous than I was at that point still is he would ask questions he asked Belichick something that was so fucking embarrassing
Starting point is 00:21:51 I didn't remember what it was but I remember standing behind Artie to hide my face and Belichick knew who Artie was because Belichick's a huge fan of the Stern show or was and uh yeah that is quite a that is quite a thing man uh firing questions at the already asked a couple had nothing to do with football you know they were racial and fucking i forget what he asked belichick i saw belichick squirming and he just belichick just said now we're on to uh who'd they fuck on we're on to the giants fucking giants won that day anyways uh thanks for the call we're on the fucking everyone in the ass iants won that day. Anyways, thanks for the call, Tyler. We're on to fucking everyone in the ass.
Starting point is 00:22:30 I called you, and I was fucking mad about that Miami game. You probably don't remember, but I was pissed that they fucking lost that game. What the fuck? Home field advantage. Yeah. And now we're here, so I'm just calling you back saying, Jesus Christ. And, you know, I think you should go down to Radio Row and put a little makeup on and pretend you're Freddie Mercury's corpse and fucking do some interviews.
Starting point is 00:22:50 All right, Tyler, thank you. Appreciate it. And the credentials, you got to have the press credentials. But I know how to make fake Social Security guys, so I could do fake press credentials. So do I. I can get you in there. Do you? You could?
Starting point is 00:23:03 You really could, couldn't you, Ryan? Oh, yeah. You give them to your little young boys and say, tell them you're 18. Meet me at the fucking toolbox. Here we go. Here we go. San Francisco area restaurant
Starting point is 00:23:19 bans Make America Great hats compares to white hoods and swastikas. Could they be any more fucking retarded on the left coast honestly and if you agree and by the way with the kneeling thing in the NFL and all the black people who are defending Kaepernick and white people white celebrity you dumb fucks the they are employees of the NFL the NFL is a a company and the company can institute
Starting point is 00:23:48 whatever rules they want. You have a right, constitutional right, not to do it at work, you cheesy just, like this asshole. Somebody should explain to this area restaurant,
Starting point is 00:23:58 Mama Luke, he has a right, but he's fucking way off here comparing it to the Klan. An award-winning cookbook author in California restaurant owner says anyone wearing a red Make America Great Again baseball cap will be refused service at his fucking restaurant. Take your hat off. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:24:23 What? Nothing for you. Dog food? I'm sure he's dog food. That's what he's serving. J. Kenji Lopez dash alt, ironically, alt left, is a chef partner of the worst all, let's just call it the worst of all restaurant in San Mateo. And says in a tweet Sunday, he views the hats as symbols of intolerance and hate.
Starting point is 00:24:55 I view your fucking kale and your fucking, what's that shit? Your tofu. I view that as hate. my taste buds fucking hate san francisco chronicle reported thursday lopez alt's decision was met with mixed reaction only in northern california can something so ignorant and intolerant ironically the place of tolerance uh be met with just a mixed reaction diney's interviewed by the newspaper said they understood lopez alt's stance really but questioned the hat man and said he could have found a way to start a dialogue on the issue. On Twitter, many criticized the so-called tolerance of the liberal Bay Area. Lopez-Alt wrote the 2015 book, The Food Lab. Just the word lab.
Starting point is 00:25:44 By the way, that's what he's serving, black lab. He's telling you it's steak. Oh, Hannity, you couldn't have come up with that in 100 years. Better home cooking through science. Boy, when I hear the word science and lab, it makes my mouth water. I think of a fucking dead frog cut into 11 pieces, and I'm looking at his nuts when I'm 10 years old. He says his restaurant received threatening emails following the tweet and declined further comment. Good.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Good. Boycott this piece of shit. Maggar hats are like white hoods, except stupider, because you can see exactly who's wearing them. This is how retarded he is. So there's more integrity. This guy, his point of view, you have more integrity if you're doing something wrong and you hide your face like Antifa.
Starting point is 00:26:30 And you're not doing anything wrong, by the way, wearing a MAGA hat. So they've turned this thing into a hate symbol. This is just the ignorance of the left, especially in Northern California. They'd lead the league in fucking stupidity. Every Republican in that town should show up, there's probably 11, with your MAGA hats. California. They'd lead the league in fucking stupidity. Every
Starting point is 00:26:46 Republican in that town should show up, there's probably 11, with your MAGA hats. Storm the place. And I hear people, and this is how they're trying to compare it to the conservative, remember the baker, a wedding, a gay couple wanted this baker to make a cake
Starting point is 00:27:04 for their wedding and he didn't do it because it violated his religious, that's the analogy they're using, which is so ignorant on its face because it's not like we're trying to make, it's not like you're trying to make, you know, people that work at this restaurant wear MAGA hats. They're not making them complicit in something they don't believe in. You are so dumb and so intolerant and everything you say you're fucking not you are. You're intolerant. Just the silliest. So you wear a MAGA hat now. It represents everything. Everything bad and racist and homophobic, which is just fucking hilarious to me. Couldn't get a more white Tom, by the way.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Probably Latino, but don't go to this restaurant. What's the name of this shit hole again? Matter of fact, a friend of mine got some type of hep C. Not at this restaurant, but he left with diarrhea, and there's no proof. But anyways, what's the name of this garbage hole?
Starting point is 00:28:04 Ah, great pay, maybe Sunday views. What's the name of the restaurant, Jason? Somebody help me out. I can't find it. You said it was a garbage hole. No, come on. Don't you guys?
Starting point is 00:28:16 I print the articles out for you. Fucking help me out here. Does it even mention it? Come on, guys. Nothing. Google it. It's the worst hall restaurant. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Thank you. I made a joke about it. It's how fucking retarded I am. The worst. It even sounds good. It's W-U-R-S-T-H-A-L-L. It's the worst hall to eat in. Let's call it that. Let's call it that.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Let's call it what it is. So he's getting backlash, pulls down his tweet like the bitch that he is. You know what? You should show up in white hoods since he thinks that's better. And then you could, you know, you could use them for doggy bags when you leave or throw up in them after you try the fucking tapas. The tapas? Let's go to Nick in Mass.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Let's go to myself in my hometown. Nick, what's up? Hey, Nick, how you doing? What's up? What's going on? Real quick. So I got a bunch of things to say, but I'm just going to leave it with this. What I think a good halftime show would be,
Starting point is 00:29:28 if they want to be politically correct and they want to be all on board with Hollywood, they should get R. Kelly to play. Now, since he's fucking kids and that's the whole Hollywood way now, I'm living in Atlanta now. Oh, are you? Yeah. Hey, is R. Kelly... When are you going to come down here?
Starting point is 00:29:47 Is R. Kelly an ATL guy? I don't know, but I know that he's getting arrested soon, hopefully. He likes to pee on kids. He might as well go into the Catholic Church. Mine as well, right? When are you coming down here? You've got to come down here.
Starting point is 00:30:04 I've got a bunch of places for you to come to. Yeah, well, that's my... We'd love you down here. I'll be down. Don't worry. We're just getting started. Thank you, Nick, for the call. Appreciate it, brother. Eric in Richmond. Saw you at the Fat Black a few weeks ago. I went to walk over the Brooklyn Bridge, and there was a mural talking about the Mexican wall and how bad Trump is it was uh on a barbed wire fence protecting a parking lot that the city owns is that right Eric yeah yes it was on a barbed wire fence so I guess walls do work yeah so. So I walked past the entrance to the Brooklyn Bridge. Yeah. And I noticed this mural.
Starting point is 00:30:49 It had a bunch of Mexican women and children on there and saying how we need to be compassionate. And then I look up and I see razor wire wrapped around the top of the thing. I'm like, what the fuck is this? You sure it wasn't a county jail or something and you actually saw actual Mexican people? No, no, no. I have pictures of this. No, it was a great show though.
Starting point is 00:31:15 I really enjoyed your show on that night. I appreciate you. Why were you walking over the bridge, Eric? You know, I go to the city a lot and I never do any touristy shit. I decided to do touristy shit that day, so I decided I was going to walk over the bridge. Okay. Well, you know what?
Starting point is 00:31:33 I'm glad you made the effort. And I passed by the entrance. Well, I appreciate it. I've got to get you a picture of this. I don't know how to get you a picture. I got booted off of Facebook, so I don't know how to send you a picture. I can't help you there either, but Nick at NickDepalo.com. All right, Eric. Thanks, buddy. Appreciate the call. Let's move on to some more hateful, I call it black racism. Let's call it
Starting point is 00:31:57 Corey. I've never read a booker demands house pass anti-lynching bill. I'd say he's about two decades late. Is it really an epidemic now? Because some gay black actor from the show Empire claims that he was attacked by a couple of white guys in ski masks and they threw bleach on him, put a noose around his neck, yet he won't turn over his phone to the cops because the evidence would be right there he said he was talking to his manager when he was attacked and the manager said he could hear
Starting point is 00:32:28 somebody on this is maggot country so if he actually revealed that that night we could have solved this whole thing i personally think it's a fucking hoax could be wrong but i'm just saying cory booker thinks it's enough to you, lynching. Do you need to know any more about Cory Booker? These, I'm sorry, black people, were you a politician? Not again, not all, about 96%. You're obsessed with race. You're always calling us bigots and racists.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Who's us? You know, everybody who's not black. But you seem obsessed with it. Is there a problem in there? No? What's Priscilla doing down here? She should be up in her cage. Nick, that's horrible.
Starting point is 00:33:10 But yeah, Ibuko demands the House pass an anti-lynching bill in response to the Jussie Smollett incident. That's the guy from Empire. What is wrong with these fucking people? There's something wrong with his mind. Newly announced presidential candidate. Imagine he's running for president, this hateful liar who actually admitted to having sex with an underage girl years ago, called on the House of Reps this week to pass legislation that would designate lynching a federal hate crime, re-upping
Starting point is 00:33:38 the bill which passed the Senate in December in response to an alleged attack on Jussie Smollett, which is a fucking hoax in my opinion. The vicious attack attack on Jussie Smollett, which is a fucking hoax in my opinion. The vicious attack on actor Jussie Smollett, this is dummy talking, was an attempted modern day lynching. I'm glad he's safe, Booker tweeted. Are you glad he's safe? Go give him a kiss on his ass. To those in Congress who don't feel the urgency to pass our anti-lynching bill, designating lynching as a federal hate crime. I urge you to pay attention. This guy doesn't even have, the cops don't even have
Starting point is 00:34:10 all the facts on this. And even if they did and this is a legitimate hate crime or whatever, that's enough to fucking, really? In this day and age the lynching itself, I mean, you see what he's doing here, folks? Do you see what he's doing here, folks? Do you see what he's doing?
Starting point is 00:34:29 It's all about race and injustice, and he makes Eric Holder look moderate. The bill, Justice for Victims of Lynching Act of 2018, they didn't pass this in fucking 1818? Was originally introduced in June
Starting point is 00:34:43 by Booker, oh, Kamala Harris and Tim Scott. All black people, by the way. The bill passed the Senate Judiciary Committee in October and passed through the Senate by unanimous consent on December 19th. So I just don't see it as an epidemic. But of course it should be a federal crime. But my problem, my problem is that he's using this Smollett thing to get it passed, which
Starting point is 00:35:14 we don't, it just goes to show you, it was like, it was like Obama sending Holder into Ferguson before we had all the facts out. Remember how he did that every time we had racial injustice in a city? Send the fucking, send the attorney injustice in a city? Send the fucking send the attorney general in before we have all the facts. Today's an emotional historic day, Booker said, after the bill's passage. For over a century, remember he said he was Spartacus during the Kavanaugh hearings. For over a century, members of Congress have attempted to pass some version of a bill that would recognize lynching for what it is, a bias-motivated act of terror.
Starting point is 00:35:46 First of all, it is, of course. The Klan used it and all that other shit. So again, this is what they're trying to do, make you believe you're living in 1946 here in America, down south or whatever. But not all, you know, not all lynchings were black people. The Klan would lynch fucking Catholics,
Starting point is 00:36:05 for Christ's sake, if they had the chance. Have attempted to pass some version of the bill that would recognize lynching for what it is, a Bible. And for more than a century, more than 200 attempts, this body has failed. Today, we have righted that wrong
Starting point is 00:36:16 and taken corrective action that recognizes this stain in our country's history. Again, my big beef is that he's using this Smollett thing, this hoax, in my opinion. The National Association, oh, this has to be legit because the NAACP backs it, the Anti-Defamation League backs it, and the Equal Justice Initiative have championed the bill.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Well, who wouldn't? You're against lynching? No kidding. bill. Well, who wouldn't? You're against lynching? No kidding. Cory Booker, you are a fucking embarrassment. Oh my God. You made an asshole of yourself during the Kavanaugh hearings and you have a spotty past yourself. You're all about dividing people. Identity politics, it's all they traffic in. It's all they fucking know. Pitting black against white. And he saw this story about the Empire Act. He said, this is perfect.
Starting point is 00:37:10 All this publicity. Meanwhile, Jussie fucking, Jussie Smollett is a. He's a fag. Yeah, but that's irrelevant, Tony. Don't say shit like that. Jussie Smollett refuses to share phone records. is a... He's a fag. Yeah, but that's irrelevant, Tony. Don't say shit like that. Jussie Smollett refuses to share phone records. That's what the Chicago police are saying. Now, why is that, Jussie?
Starting point is 00:37:32 The actor declined to share telephone records that could show he was speaking with his manager just as the alleged assault happened early Tuesday morning in Chicago. And, uh, why wouldn't you share that? I mean, who the fuck do you think you are? The cocks are asking. You smug cocksucker.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Fuck you. Hey, hey, you talking to me, bitch? I'll come out there and tan your bottom. A source speaking to TMZ, however, says Smollett did not refuse to turn over his phone. Here we go, records. And is in the process of gathering them. It was one night.
Starting point is 00:38:08 The whole thing took about what? Two minutes? Yeah, you need a good month. Let's have a hearing. Let's dig up fucking Malcolm X and put him in charge of the committee. He's gathering his phone records. The truth of the matter is
Starting point is 00:38:28 he doesn't want to turn it over because there's the piece of evidence. Again, I could be wrong. And if I'm wrong about it, I still won't admit it. There's a piece of evidence. His manager's saying,
Starting point is 00:38:40 I heard the guy say this is MAGA kind. And they can tell by the timeline. You know how it works, folks. You look at the tweet, the fucking whatever, the text, and we would have our answer. So it's a little bit odd to me that that's,
Starting point is 00:38:53 he doesn't want to hand that over. Again, call me a MAGA hat wearing racist. Please do. I love that I'm on this side of the aisle i love it loved it love being the bad i'm the counterculture us trump voters are the counterculture in this fucking pc world gone kamala harris another hateful google her i thought i read she has it said her partner is she gay kamala harris um no jason do you know that you say that she has a white said her partner. Is she gay, Kamala Harris? No? Jason, do you know that?
Starting point is 00:39:28 No, she just has a white husband. Oh, she's got a white husband. That's even worse. Oh, my God. That's gross, Kamala. You're a fucking Uncle Tammy. Auntie Tammy. Auntie Tom.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Yeah, I know. I could barely get through saying it. He's in the process of gathering. What a cheese dick. He was uncomfortable handing over his phone, he said. I like the fact that he walked home after the attack with the rope still around his neck. That's sort of a, to me, you know, call me CSI fucking Westchester, but
Starting point is 00:40:01 you don't have to be Kojak. There's a reference from the early 40s. Really? You kept the rope around your neck? As proof? How about the bleach? The phone records are important because they can verify a key part exactly of Smollett's story.
Starting point is 00:40:20 The Empire Star told police he was on the phone with his manager, Barry Katz. No, I'm just busting balls over here. Priscilla, why are you in there? There's nothing wrong. Are you reading something? That's terrific. You can read now. Even though my efforts to keep you from learning to read. You should be out in the field. Smollett.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Lying. Hua. Anyways, his manager said he heard somebody on MAGA. As of now, police say they have poured, P-O-R-E-D, that's what it says in the air, I guess that's right, through countless hours of surveillance video and have no record of the assault. Oh, you know why? Because it doesn't exist, you dinks! Late Wednesday night, police did release grainy screenshots, this is definite evidence, from surveillance video of two persons of interest, Dolly Parton and her aunt.
Starting point is 00:41:18 No, two persons of interest who were near Smollett at around the same time the alleged attack took place. At no time, though, are those persons of interest seen on the same video camera as Smollett or even on the same side of the street? Guilty. In fact, police have not even confirmed the timing of the video of the persons of interest. So we have no idea if they were seen in the area at the exact same time as Smollett or around the same time. The more I read into this, the more I believe it's a hoax. Surveillance video of Smollett's walk home loses track of him for 60 crucial seconds. What are these, the Nixon tapes? I never put a noose around anybody and I'll never do it again.
Starting point is 00:42:00 I love the black people. God bless them. Let me just say this about that. Next time he is seen on video, according to the police, is when he's entering a condo building where a friend lives. Police say this video clearly shows a rope wrapped around Smollett's neck, like a necktie. Maybe it was a necktie.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Police did observe scrapes on Smollett's face and neck. That probably happened at the Subway sandwich shop, but he leaned over to see how many pickles the guy was putting on his tuna, and the guy bitch slapped him. Ooh, snot just landed on the mic. Still unexplained is why Smollett didn't just show police a display from his phone that would verify the call with his manager. We know why.
Starting point is 00:42:48 It makes sense he would not want to turn over his physical phone, but you can prove the time and date of your calls exactly at a glimpse without going to the trouble to gather your phone. He's a gatherer. That's how you know he's gay. He's not a hunter. He's a gatherer. Nick, that's so... I was just joking around, but he's gay. He's not a hunter. He's a gatherer. Nick, that's so...
Starting point is 00:43:05 I was just joking around, but he's full of shit, folks. I'm going to go out on a fucking limb, okay? You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. I'm going out on a limb and not one that has a rope hanging from it. 833-59-NICK.
Starting point is 00:43:24 833-599-6425 Thank God Cory Booker pushed that through So this will never happen again Matter of fact That legislation is so good This thing didn't even happen It was proactive
Starting point is 00:43:39 Working like springsteen i uh uh brian in uh florida wants to talk about this uh smollett thing brian what's going on welcome to the show hey what's up nick how you doing good yeah uh actually yeah i was uh you kind of already laid it all out i was uh thinking the same thing about this guy from empire yeah um i mean it just seems kind of kind of uh you know phony they uh they have them getting beat up and then everyone supposedly yelled MAGA.
Starting point is 00:44:29 And, you know, like you said, he won't turn over his phone. It seems like a little bit of a setup. It does. It seems like a big setup. And if you remember correctly, there was a gay actor a couple years ago in Hollywood that did it. In West Hollywood. He said he was attacked. And I got to drop you because we're getting static. Attacked in Hollywood?
Starting point is 00:44:50 Yeah, in West Hollywood. He said he was beat up and shit. Wow. Turned out to be a hoax. Thank you, Brian. We're getting some static in the background. I had to drop you. But yeah, there was an actor in West Hollywood, which is a gay neighborhood. Remember a few years ago?
Starting point is 00:45:03 And he said he was attacked and homophobic, and it turned out to be a hoax. And you know why there's a lot of this stuff going on? Because the real stuff doesn't exist anymore. I'm not saying gay people don't get beat up and bullied here and there, but lynchings, and if you listen to Kamala Harris and the Cory Bookers of the world,
Starting point is 00:45:25 you would think it was 1955 in this country. Which is ironic. They call themselves progressives, but when it comes to race, they're stuck in 1950. It's just, there's so little of this shit that goes on, they have to make it up. They have to fucking set up these things, these hoaxes. And you people idiots on the left, the young dummies in
Starting point is 00:45:48 college who know nothing about life, they grab onto it, and then they're trying to pin it on Trump. All this shit started happening when Trump took office. I already played the clip yesterday when Obama was in office and all the fucking rioting and unrest. Nobody mentions that
Starting point is 00:46:03 on CNN. I don't know how they're still on the air. They're a fucking out and outright propaganda arm for the Democrats. It's just. Don Lemon, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Fucking who should hang himself? Nobody else. You tie the fucking noose.
Starting point is 00:46:24 You're such a, you should be, you're a disgrace. Propaganda artist. CNN, you're sick to put that guy on the air. Fucking lemon. Joey in Long Island wants to weigh in on the thing. Joey, you dated this guy, you said? Nick, how's your fucking box? Pretty good.
Starting point is 00:46:54 No, I think this whole thing is an absolute ploy. I think this is going to be used as ammunition on the Democratic debate stage. They're going to try to use this as an example of Trump's America. Who the fuck gets jumped by two grown men and has a scratch under your eye? That's first off. Secondly, after the guy puts a noose around
Starting point is 00:47:14 your neck, you don't take it off. You walk home with it. Yeah, but it was a nice one. It was a Calvin Klein, I heard. I mean, come on. Who the fuck? Who doesn't have two brain cells to rub together to figure this out regardless of what political side you're on who goes to regardless who goes to subway sandwich shop at two in the morning i mean is the turkey that good i mean yeah it's always
Starting point is 00:47:39 sweating every time i go in there i just look at this some of the most nervous cold cuts yeah wedding every time they go in that way some of the most nervous call cut yeah i'd you know what you know it's like a crazy neck is i didn't even vote for trump i didn't vote for it hillary either right i sat out so i'm not complaining but how do how can democratic voters
Starting point is 00:47:59 i like what themselves in the mirror i i don't parking at it with kamala harris corey booker building have an identity in the mirror anymore. I don't fucking get it. With Kamala Harris, Cory Booker, they don't even have an identity. Right. I mean, what the fuck is their platform?
Starting point is 00:48:09 No. Well, their platform is to fucking... Is it socialism or not? It's so... Thank you for the call, Joe. Great call, actually, by the way. See you at Governor's. I'm sure.
Starting point is 00:48:20 No, their platform, their message is that this country was founded by racists. It's for white rich people. Everybody else is a victim. White males are the problem. Masculine, toxic, you know, white toxic masculinity.
Starting point is 00:48:38 That's their message. It's identity politics on a national level. It's identity politics on a national level. And there's enough dummies, like I said, that pour into this country legally and illegally who don't know the history of the country. Now you get generations of kids who are so fucking ignorant because they're not taught any history.
Starting point is 00:48:57 I remember going next door to my sister's house and my niece comes home, puts her books down, and like two of them were about slavery and the fucking bad white man. I wonder if they found them. I put them downstairs behind the wine barrel.
Starting point is 00:49:15 But honest to God, so you have generations now, generations of ignorant kids who buy this shit. Talk to anybody who has a kid in college. They leave the home to go to college they come back they're radicalized it's worse than any i and these college campuses
Starting point is 00:49:31 are worse than any isis propaganda you'll find online they radical radicalize your kids in three seconds oh god uh drew in virginia grew up in chicago uh knew right away the story with the empire star is not true let's see why is that is that right drew you're a former law enforcement guy right yeah still uh still federal law enforcement right now and uh yeah i grew up first 24 years of my life in uh south side chicago Family and everything's still out there. I was texting with them the second this story came out, Nick. Yeah. I knew it was bullshit.
Starting point is 00:50:10 Why? Because, first of all, the area where this guy's apartment at is a ritzy area where that wouldn't happen anyway. He walks into his apartment with the noose still around his neck 45 minutes later. Yeah. with the noose still around his neck, 45 minutes later. Yeah. And MAGA country is hardly Chicago. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:30 You know, with Obama out there. And, you know, it's all bullshit. And I told these guys, I go, this story will start unraveling second by second by second. And it will. He's full of shit. He is full of shit. He got in a fight with some gay guy, you know, and that's what happened. He got in a fight with some gay guy you know and that that's what happened he got in a fight and things went bad he goes well let me try to make my name a little bit bigger and um you know i'm gonna just because you look at his twitter account like he said
Starting point is 00:50:55 horrible things about trump throughout in the last like few months like i mean i'm not even going to say the things he said i mean you can look it up and see yourself. He's a piece of shit. He's a liar. And I hope he has to pay some consequences for it. Oh, he won't. Oh, of course he won't. What, are you shitting me?
Starting point is 00:51:15 Matter of fact, if a Democrat wins the White House, he'll be there with the State of the Union with a noose still around his neck and Clorox in his hair. All right, Drew. Thank you, Drew. Great call. And thanks for your service putting up with this horseshit. But do you see what happens?
Starting point is 00:51:33 The mainstream media jumps on it. The fucking mainstream media running with this story. Cory Booker brings it to the floor. This is who represents us now. This black racist Cory Booker. He uses this. Everybody knows it's a fucking hoax. Even if it's not
Starting point is 00:51:49 a hoax, he uses this to whatever. Spartacus. Absolute horseshit. Doesn't want to show the phone records. Still has the noose on. Goes to Subway. They the news on goes to subway said they have good believe it or not they have great tuna that's what i get i get tunas with pickle and black olives
Starting point is 00:52:12 i get the black olive so people don't get to you know i'm inclusive that's my point let's move on i'm sick of talking about this lying motherless fuck uh hey new york is very speaking of gay we'll stay in the gay thing because you know they represent about a total of six percent of the whole population on the planet yet we talk about them about 98 of the time which is why i'm convinced is some uh gender somewhere but uh we uh you know this thing i'm about to show you this video uh guys are living in new york two gay guys, this doesn't help. This type of shit creates homophobia. And I know there's gay people who will be embarrassed for these two guys.
Starting point is 00:52:54 If you're not, and some people say, oh, it's a mental illness. I don't totally agree with that. But transgender dysphoria might be. Not even sure about that. But it seems your brain has to be wired to the rest of you. And that's where the confusion starts. But take a look at these two guys. And this is why people have almost had enough.
Starting point is 00:53:21 A baby is a baby. People say he looks like me. All our friends started having children and we got very annoyed because they had to cancel engagements and there were always excuses. I said to Mark, we should get a baby that won't impede our lifestyle at all. And what year was this? 19... Now we spend endless amounts of money on him.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Nothing is too good. You know how you spoil children, especially these days. Anything he wants, he gets. He has a Cartier watch. This is a doll. We used to go to the Cirque a lot when it was still open, and they used to love him there because he would create buzz in the room. They always wanted us to bring Digby.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Baby chemo. If we didn't bring Digby, they were disappointed. Shanghai, we had a tuxedo and a suit made for him. Did you? And they put him on a table to measure him. In fact, even at Ralph Lauren, they did that at the polo store. Wouldn't do it for me.
Starting point is 00:54:34 I brought my doll in there. Hi, we're here. We're here. Wow, you're fucking retarded. The button needs to be fixed. When it comes to Digby, nothing is too good. He had a bar mitzvah when he was 13. Did you circumcise his little plastic pee-pee?
Starting point is 00:54:50 On his birthday, we took him to 21 Club. The last birthday this year, we took him to Tiffany's for breakfast. Was that before or after you fucked each other in the face? He didn't have donuts and coffee like Audrey Hepburn. He had smoked salmon on a bagel. What did you smoke? Mark's mother thinks that he ought to take his own apartment and move out. He's too old to live with us.
Starting point is 00:55:11 Yeah. We've been to South America. We've been to the Galapagos, we've done numerous safaris in Africa, we've been to the pyramids. Last winter we went to Australia, New Zealand, Bali. Did you? Did you go to the Ebola infected parts of Africa? All seven continents.
Starting point is 00:55:37 Yes. Yes. And when we go on trips to Asia, they love them there because they really all, you know, worship these inanimate objects and they really think he has powers. The kids are so entranced by him, running out of all the little huts and if you pick him off and you get a. It's, sometimes it's, it makes it quite fun. I've got to tell you, Digby has been around the world. He always surprises me with his sense of style.
Starting point is 00:56:11 His Elan, his je ne sais quoi. Oh, his Elan. They have suave, nailed down. Welcome to New York City. We didn't really have a concept. It's how, we had no concept, how real he would be. Initially, it looks very strange, but as you get to know us and be with us,
Starting point is 00:56:29 it doesn't seem so unusual. It doesn't seem like a normal New York family. I mean, that doesn't help the gay cause. I'm just saying. That's mental illness. Two grown men. I don't know
Starting point is 00:56:50 where they get their filthy rich, obviously. Nick, but that's their choice. I don't care. I don't have to fucking tolerate it. I can shit on it.
Starting point is 00:56:58 It's silly. Right now, there's two guys in Afghanistan training their 12-year-old kid on monkey bars and how to use a rifle but I'm sure
Starting point is 00:57:08 you guys will help us out sorry not being homophobic got plenty of gay friends I would hope they would go these fucking guys are mentally ill I hope we got super chats
Starting point is 00:57:23 let's go to the Super Chats. Ryan's very busy, but you guys told me the Super Chats would get on it, will you? There's a controversy about people being blocked in the chat room and stuff. And the fact of the matter is that's not really the case. You can't come in saying the n-word and all kinds of crazy shit let's get on it fellas huh you're really fucking up a good show let's go testing one two take your time guys that's there anyways 833-599-NICK 833-599-NICK eight three three five nine nine and nick eight three three five nine nine and nick all right let's go to uh
Starting point is 00:58:12 gerson in la gerson hold on how are you what's up brother hey man i'm just kind of curious i've been listening to joe rogan just recently started going through all like all his old'm just kind of curious I've been listening to Joe Rogan Just recently started going through all his old podcasts Just kind of catching up Because somebody told me he's a pretty good show And I know that you were on his show a couple times Just recently Yeah
Starting point is 00:58:36 And one thing I've taken from Joe It seems like he hates Trump But you're his friend obviously for many years Have you ever questioned him Why he hates Trump And then kind of ask him where he gets his facts or his, his, I guess his, um, you know, where he gets the reasoning why he hates him so much. It just doesn't make any sense compared to you, who you, I assume you love Trump, right? You, you think Trump's a great president. Yeah, I do actually. I didn't, uh, you gotta watch.
Starting point is 00:59:03 Well, if you're curious, watch the appearance. I mean, we talked about that. You can get the answer from, you know, what he brought up, what I brought up. And I don't know. Yeah. I don't know that he hates Trump. I, you know, because I don't get to listen to a lot of Joel. And he does.
Starting point is 00:59:22 Obviously, we, you know, people that do this with standups. Yeah. And that's what I. Yeah. I don't. to listen to a lot of Joe. And he does, obviously, we, you know, people that do this with stand-ups who are very busy. Yeah, no, that's what I. Yeah, I don't. Joe, Joe's. Yeah, I saw the. Yeah. You want me to answer the question? I saw the podcast and.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Yeah, go ahead. Sorry. Yeah. No, I mean, you saw the podcast. So the, you know, I think it should be obvious. He dislikes probably what Trump stands for. Joe's not like a hate guy, you know. But the only problem I had is, you know, if you go on there, it's sort of two against one.
Starting point is 00:59:56 He's got his guy pulling up, fact checking everything right there, which is fine because I don't lie about any of this. But to make it more fair, I should bring a guy with my computer and go to my sources and go, you know. Well, that was my thing. That was, yeah. That's all, but no, Joe. That's what I wanted to say because I noticed. Joe's pretty fair.
Starting point is 01:00:17 I mean, yeah, he leans left. He grew up in Newton. He said his parents are hippies, but he didn't deny like a big tech as trying to squash guys like me and and stuff like that but my only problem is when they pull up the washington post and i go but the post hates trump though they've lied about a million times and so then they then they pull up nbc like that's nbc's as bad as cnn only on a bigger level. Exactly. But I don't... Yeah, and that's what I've taken. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:45 So, no, I didn't get he hates Trump. Maybe he does. I don't know. But I think from watching at a parent, you could come up with your own summation of how I feel about him and how Joe does. But, yeah, I never put politics in front of friendships, and we need Joe's testosterone,
Starting point is 01:01:03 and I think he feels the same way. So I love that he's out there, and I love, we need Joe's testosterone. And I think he feels the same way. So, uh, I love that he's out there and I love what I see him on UFC and his specials and stuff. He's a guy's guy. And, uh, if you stay in LA long enough, you, you probably will eventually lean left, but he's got enough money. He doesn't have to, uh, to capitulate to Hollywood. Uh, but, but no, I, I, I hope to do the show again and I don't want to uh to capitulate to hollywood uh but but no i i i hope to do the show again and i don't want to wait a couple years thanks for the call gerson i appreciate it buddy thank you you got it um yeah don't ever you know that's what i it was funny because i i get emotional when we're talking about this especially if i'm drinking a pot of coffee that i thought
Starting point is 01:01:40 that was the funniest part of the interview joe goes i go it's the coffee i've had too much he goes well don't don't any other chats guys you told me there's super chats get on the mic talk to me jesus christ this is called dead air all right you want your super chats yeah you you brought them up five minutes ago. So what the fuck? What is the problem? The first one is happy Black History Month to the man himself. That is from reality, not fiction.
Starting point is 01:02:15 Happy Black. That's right. That kicks off. Like every month is in Black History Month in this country for the last hundred years. But yes, happy Black History Month to Big Boy. And then this is from the guys at Revenge of the Cis podcast. Yeah. He said, good show, Nick. Thanks. And then Nightwave Radio.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Thank you. Thank you. I should reply to these since people are paying for them. Thank you for watching the show Revenge of the Sextant. Well, these guys are the guys who messaged you about the chat room. So they're all here. Nightwave Radio, he said, Hey, Nick, you've always been a good dude since my New York days.
Starting point is 01:02:59 Thanks for understanding. Shout out to Nick and the crew. We support you guys. Thank you for your support. Yeah, there's a beef. First of all, I'm not the one moderating. So people come in there dropping the N-word and shit,
Starting point is 01:03:12 you're going to get shut down. And as far as the whole Owen Benjamin thing, I don't... The beat between him and Joe Rogan, all this shit, I stay away from that stuff. I've stayed away from it in comedy. Not interested in fucking soap operas.
Starting point is 01:03:28 It's why I became a comedian. I don't want to get involved in office politics. People backbiting and shit. I stay above the fray or below it. I'm not going to get, I don't even, I don't even know Owen that well. And I know Rogan or whatever. But, you know, I'm not interested in that so whatever but uh you can't come into the chat room dropping m-bombs and and and fucking saying shit
Starting point is 01:03:54 because that's not what we do here and it only hurts my cause that's all yeah i think most of it was just about like you know it was about the owen stuff but that's priscilla by the way yes and then dennis rice says i prefer to enjoy my whiskey starting with revenge of the cis and finishing with the nick dipalo show enjoy responsibly so basically what they revenge of the cis did was um with super chats they bought ad time on your show i I see. Yeah. There you go. Well, that's smart. That's a good move, and I'm glad you're drinking whiskey to get through it. Well, they're on from four to six live, and then you come on right after.
Starting point is 01:04:32 Okay, but why should I give a fuck about any of this? Okay, Nick, your show is great. I mean, I'm glad they did that. Yeah. Okay. I'll drink whiskey, but I do it for free. Hold on. Let's see.
Starting point is 01:04:49 This is really slowing down what was a great fucking show. I got to be honest. The Noose is the New Bling by Mark McGowan. Is that a book? Daniel Rodriguez says, Nick, your show is great and I appreciate your honesty. It's entertaining and refreshing to know that we have you out there saying it like it is. Well, I appreciate it.
Starting point is 01:05:09 And it sounds corny, but I need your support. You need people to talk to. So you guys are a big part of this formula. So keep watching. Like I said, there's limited platforms where you can go, and I'm sure they'll get to us eventually. platforms where you can go and and i'm sure they'll get to us eventually um but until then it's like we're doing something so controversial you know i call them as i see them you know call them as i see them and uh i'm glad you guys are with me and uh i could never vote democrat
Starting point is 01:05:40 like the caller said if you i i i don't know how my friends are no one would shit like that restaurant owner banning the hats and and you know they're the ones who censor language and and uh my buddy Milo put that book out and Sarah Silverman started a petition to fucking you know boycott the book literally book burning uh high-tech book burning like high-tech lynching um I don't know how you can go and pull the lever for anybody who represents that. And that's what they fucking represent. Unless you believe that the people are still being lynched and by people wearing MAGA hats and shit.
Starting point is 01:06:16 Yes, sir. I got one more from Travis Blake. Two more. One from Travis Blake saying, Nick, what kind of gun do you own? Is it a.44 Magnum? It is not. It takes forever. I have a nice shotgun, pump action.
Starting point is 01:06:32 Why? Because I live in New York, and to get a handgun takes three times as long, okay? So I'm going to have to make my own. I'm making a plastic gun. Do you guys remember that movie? You probably don't. Clint Eastwood was a secret service guy protecting the president john malkovich was a psycho trying to kill the president he made a plastic gun which they have they have plastic guns now uh yeah no i have a
Starting point is 01:06:56 shot and i have a few other things i'm not going to mention before i had a gun, this is a bit on one of my albums, and this is true. Before I had a gun, my wife would hide steak knives around the house behind pictures and shit. You know? Which was crazy
Starting point is 01:07:18 because if somebody broke in, comes up, by the time they get upstairs, they had a collection of nine knives to stab me with. If I wanted to cut my steak, I had to fucking scale a fucking armoire and reach behind my fucking wedding photo. I made some silly shit. We set.
Starting point is 01:07:37 And I got Cyclone8974 saying reference to the two dads, saying watching those two guys felt like I was being punked. I know, but you weren't. You weren't. And you weren't being punked. That's what's scary. And I want to know why they're so rich, number one. But did you see the guy, the old guy at the beginning in the supermarket
Starting point is 01:08:00 looking at these two clowns? He wanted to bitch slap them. And if he did, that would be a hate crime. He'd go to jail. But you know what? It'd'd be almost worth it i would like to go up to that doll and just stab it in the eye with a fucking knitting needle and just watch those two bitches crying with their crazy golf pants uh that does not help the gay car and i know that i know i got gay friends who probably want to slap those or maybe maybe not. To each his own, Nick. Live and let live.
Starting point is 01:08:26 Then let me do crazy shit. I can't say what it is. You know, sometimes I get the urge to masturbate when I'm in Central Park smoking a cigarette. I can't do that. You know why? Nobody would notice. It's like 11 other guys doing it.
Starting point is 01:08:44 Anyways. Finally tonight, that you know why nobody would notice it's like 11 other guys doing it anyways uh finally tonight uh let's go to uh nancy pelosi has always been a shitty public speaker she gets nervous i'm not saying she's done what she's severely retarded but uh uh she's always even in her younger days now it's being blamed on dementia she has all kinds of she fucks up words and shit um she was always, even in her younger days, now it's being blamed on dementia. She has all kinds of, she fucks up words and shit. She was never, even when she was younger, she was never, she was always nervous in front of the camera. At least that's what, you know, she's a pioneer. I give her that.
Starting point is 01:09:17 But she spoke to reporters yesterday for about 21 minutes. There were plenty of strange moments as she botched words, suffered face spasms, and brain freezes, which I don't believe that happened. You have to have a fucking brain. And attacked Trump's proposed border wall and his leadership during the recent partial government. Watch. Somebody put him. This isn't from the actual watch.
Starting point is 01:09:47 Watch how many times she misspeaks and fucks up. Veterans, many of whom, a third of the federal employees. Hopefully we can do something to help our contractors because they are not getting paid 163. Look. What? Was it 163 Republicans voted no. It's like me working on new material.
Starting point is 01:10:11 Shutdowns are wrong. 163 voted. Only 21 voted yes on that. Federal pay. Only 29 voted yes on that. 16 pay only 29 voted yes on that. 163 161 voted no. The conference committee, they talked
Starting point is 01:10:31 about a thousand new customs officers and then new equipment at mail processing facilities to interdict fentanyl and other opioid ships through international mail. And then expansion of border patrols of air and marine operations along fentanyl and other opioid ships through international mail and then expansion of
Starting point is 01:10:53 border patrols of air and marine operations along the border and u.s water so the these that's not the total package but that are they are some of the major points of of discussion i would hope from sea to shining sea sea, to increase the voices of the American people. Yesterday, we also had a great... Yesterday was the... This week, we observed the 10th anniversary of President Obama signing the Paycheck... the Ledbetter Act. Yesterday was the 10th anniversary of the Senate.
Starting point is 01:11:23 A whole lot of times. I take these. These are protections that exist. I'll take them away. I'll give them to you temporarily. You can be a wall permanently. A non-starter. We recognize, as I said,
Starting point is 01:11:38 90% of what we're concerned about. However, certain localities where... Is somebody packing a suitcase during this? What's that fucking... Those are cameras. Some roads. It is not a negotiation for the president, say. What did he say today?
Starting point is 01:12:01 And that respecting the differences of opinion. It was stunning. When some of these fences were built. I'm Kyle Olson. Thanks for watching. You guys know that I don't want that part, right? It came on suddenly. I know.
Starting point is 01:12:24 You couldn't cut it off you guys edit you have editing don't be lazy we'll be better next time sir thank you uh point is she's out of her ever loving mind she's fucking she makes reagan look confident his last three weeks and off the fence was born. I mean, twitching and she's not a good speaker. She never was, but I don't know,
Starting point is 01:12:51 Trump with the wall thing, you better have something up your sleeve. Can't lose to that. She's out of her fucking mind. What the fuck else? Finally,
Starting point is 01:13:04 tonight, Jada Pinkett Smith. This is her quote. Blonde hair on white women just triggers me. Oh, my God. My vagina's angry. She is such an angry. It is. She hates whitey.
Starting point is 01:13:17 It's pissed off. Yes, it is. Pinkett Smith said that the racial divide between women of color and white women should shrink because they all have been oppressed for their gender. Well, then it's not going to shrink with comments like that. But she candidly revealed she carried her own prejudice. I do have my own biases, specifically with blonde women, she said. And you know what?
Starting point is 01:13:40 This is no, but she's so hateful. Don't be fooled by the fucking leave it to be the haircut and the nice skin. She's so fucking, my wife has blonde hair and blue eye. I witnessed it in LA. I watched her get pushed off the fucking sidewalk, in supermarkets. It literally triggers them. Blonde hair and blue eye double, you know. And that's why it's just she she candidly revealed that she has her own.
Starting point is 01:14:10 I do have my own biases, she says on the Red Table Talk. Blonde hair and white woman just triggers me and I've had to catch myself. Really? Well, I don't want to break up the meeting or nothing, but she's something of a cunt, ain't she? Unbelievable. Asked by her mother, Adrienne Banfield. Oh, but she's something of a cunt, ain't she, Don? Unbelievable. Asked by her mother, Adrienne Banfield. Oh, her mother's interviewing. What a hard-hitting... Wow. Whether she was mistreated
Starting point is 01:14:32 specifically by a blonde woman. So you got a mother. Her mother's interviewing, number one. So you know it's a hard-hitting piece of journalism. Secondly, she's feeding softballs, setting her up. Were you mistreated by a blonde woman? Pinkett Smith remembered being teased about her hair and belittled by white women throughout her childhood.
Starting point is 01:14:51 Oh, the poor baby. Your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness. Yummy, yummy, you guys. Pinkett Smith, a mother of two who's married to Will Smith, another whitey hater. I recall the professional instance. Remember Will Smith smacked the guy across the face on the red carpet?
Starting point is 01:15:11 Instance which her bias played a part. I was going to do an interview with this blonde woman, and I thought twice about it, Pinkett Smith said. I thought, I don't know if I want to do that. That was my first instinct because of how she looked. And I was like, oh, that's no different. That doesn't give me the right to clump all blonde women in one. And look at me. I got blonde hair now.
Starting point is 01:15:31 So I'm good. I'm good. That was the gist of the article. Her mother asked her, did white women treat you shitty because of your hair? Yes. But you don't feel the same way about blonde white women anymore? No, I'm good. End of fucking story.
Starting point is 01:15:47 Great journalism. Great piece of... Get out of here, you fungus, you. You know you want crazy motherfucking walk, man. No, I don't. That is it for the week, ladies and gentlemen. I want to thank everybody in the chat rooms and everybody uh who supports the show and uh please spread the word go to nickdip.com
Starting point is 01:16:14 for my live gigs hope to see you at cohoes hall february 23rd we have to pack that place out since we're gonna have cameras and uh whatnot before that that, Boca Raton, February 9th at the Black Box. And thanks for a great week of shows. And thanks to Joe Rogan. Again, I think I've added like 4,000 YouTube subscribers since I've done the show. And that made for a great week. And Dave Rubin, the Rubin Report, for putting me on.
Starting point is 01:16:41 And everybody who tunes in. Our numbers are way up. It's encouraging. I don't get excited anymore. I'm jaded. I've been doing this forever. And people around me get upset when I don't get excited. And I'm like, I've been there before, done that.
Starting point is 01:16:55 Thought I was going to be in the Irishman. I was told Martin Scorsese loved my audition. And that night I headed to Yuck Yucks in Buffalo. Anyways, that's how it goes. Remember, you guys enjoy the Super Bowl. Enjoy that Super Bowl, ladies and gentlemen. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. So, enjoy.
Starting point is 01:17:16 I hope, and I'm dead serious, I hope it's 33-0 at halftime, Patriots. I don't want to sweat and not enjoy this game. And I love close games. I don't want to sweat and not enjoy this game. And I love close games. I don't want that. I want a fucking blowout. And I'm sure you're all against me. Anyways, remember, you think it.
Starting point is 01:17:32 I will say it. You're welcome. We will see you guys on Monday. Have a great weekend. Bye-bye. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 We'll see you next time. Bye.

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