The Nick DiPaolo Show - Lefty Politicians Politicizing Pandemic | Nick DiPaolo Show #349

Episode Date: May 19, 2020

China seeing a rise in new COVID-19 cases. Saggy Pelosi calling Trump obese. Korean soccer team plays with sex dolls in the stands. Thank you James R. from Sacramento, CA for your "Ask Nick!" question and for your continued support on Patreon! FREE! MONDAY - THURSDAY 5PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir

Hey guys, Nick DiPaolo here. Have you had enough of the bullshit? And by bullshit, I mean Nancy Pelosi's of the world, or the Governor Whitmer's, or the Adam Schiff's, or the Hillary fucking Clinton's. Have you had enough? Yeah, most people have. I think we're learning that through the coronavirus,

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How are you, folks? 90 degrees here in Georgia. How you doing? In Vermont. I'm freezing your nuts off. I never thought I'd be that guy. Always hated those people. I'm in Florida.

What are you doing? What's 11 below? University of guy. Always hated those people. I'm in Florida. What are you doing? What's 11 below? University of Maine. Nice choice, stupid. Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. I have Nick the Pig as a friend. I have had enough of the liberal horseshit. I know you have too.

I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore. Me fuck you and your bone spurs! That's right. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. You ever make a Caesar salad with kale? I make my own Caesar's dressing with the egg yolk and the anchovy paste and the garlic,

a touch of Worcestershire lemon. I'm telling you, kale's the way to go. And you'll pass stuff the next morning in the toilet you ate in third grade. Let me tell you. It's like the rainforest coming out today.

I feel light as a feather. How do I look? Yes, I'm wearing a shirt that my dad had in prison. Anyways, good to be with you folks. Honestly, hope you're corona free

and even if you get it, half the people get it, don't even know they have it. This is like a goddamn cold. Kills fat people and old people. Let's go to the beach and start fucking each other on the beach. Okay, de Blasio, you fucking bag. What? Mr. DePaulo, no one could be as nasty as you pretend to be unless they really wanted to be disliked. Yeah, who's saying I'm pretending, Dr. Hartley?

Let's get right to the corona news. Get it out of the way. I'm so fucking tired of talking about it. We'll start with the negative first. Over 100 million in China's northeast face renewed lockdown. I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here.

Kill me. Okay, I come with two chopsticks. I shove up your ass. Two chopsticks. Come over here. Talk to me in the face. Look at somebody. Look at somebody. 108 million people in China's Northeast region are being plunged back under lockdown.

They were just saying how they were corona-free, the liars. Under lockdown conditions as a new and growing cluster of infection oh they say cluster of infections cause a backslide and the nation's return to normal let's be honest living in china isn't normal and an abrupt reversal of the reopening taking place across the nation. Cities in Jilin province, where I have a timeshare, have cut off trains and buses, shut schools and quarantine tens of thousands of people. Are you going to weld them into their apartments and let them die like you did in Wuhan? The strict measure have dismayed many residents who had thought the worst of the nation's epidemic was over. I guess probably the United States military's fault, right? While the cluster

of 34 infections isn't growing as quickly as the outbreak in Wuhan, which started the pandemic across the globe last December, China's swift and powerful reaction reflects its fear of a second wave after it curbed the virus spread at a great economic and social cost. Really? They're making money trying to fucking, they're trying to rip us off with a vaccine. They hoarded all the PPE material. They're selling that. What loss financially?

You can't trust these people. That's right. I said it. I've been hearing that my whole life. Sneaky. You can can't i'm sorry all stereotypes have a kernel of truth whether it's italian black white uh anyways so they're shitting their pants uh it's also a sign of how fragile the reopening process will be in china and elsewhere is even the slightest hint of a resurgence of infections could prompt a return to strict lockdown. You know who's happy about hearing this?

The liberal governors that are shutting everybody down. You know, the fucking Whitman's in Michigan and the jerk off up up in New Jersey. I can never remember his name. Irish fella and Murphy and, you know, Cuomo and uh not so much cuomo but you know who they are a sense of deja vu is permeating jillian city which underwent the same strict lockdown implemented in most of china in february march despite only reporting daily cases and the single digits back then overall jillian province total cases stand at 127 big fucking deal their food gives us diarrhea over here at least that many people a day let's be honest

hubei province had 68 000 total cases that's uh that ain't no big deal just the facts now still delivery services have been mostly halted and anti-fever medication is banned at drugstores to prevent people from hiding their symptoms the tent jesus christ you can't fart over there without the government watching you and that's what's heading this way by the way you do know right that google facebook all these con you know they're working hand in hand google is with the chinese government to help censor Chinese people. And you don't think that's coming here, which it's already come here for us people who lean right now, politics and all you people here for that. All right, Sarah Silverman, you dumb twat. Anyways, the tension has spread to nearby areas, even if no cases have been reported officially in those places.

I'm almost done, folks. Health officials do not yet know how the new cluster started, but suspect that patients may have come in contact with infected returnees from Russia. All right, get up! Yeah! Fucking Russia.

Remember when they had no cases when we were up in the thousands? They had two. Then they started telling the truth about their numbers you communists you're all lying motherfuckers i mean our government lies too but at least we're not quite that blatant uh those in charge of transport and potentially infected arrivals from abroad to centralized quarantine centers need to do a better job said wang bing i'm not making this shit up wang bing Bing. I'm not making this shit up. Wang Bing. Wang Bin. My Wang been in many dirty whores over the years. Thank you very much. I just came up with a National Health Commission official.

That's who he is. Anyways, video circulating on Chinese social media showed some senior high school students in tears when they were told only Asian students would be in tears because school's canceled. Fucking white kids are doing meth and coke and celebrating, going to the beach. The kids who cheat off a ball and their eyes out, their little skinny eyes. High school students in tears when they were told to leave their campus because they'd lose precious time to prepare for their college entrance exams in two months. So, oh, boy, you. And by the way, those kids that are crying in China because they can't take the college entrance exams, those are the kids that will keep your kids out of Harvard, Yale and other places.

Those are the kids that will keep your kids out of Harvard, Yale and other places. Well, I shouldn't say that Harvard actually discriminates against Asians, but most of the students that get full scholarships, you know, not because they can dunk a basketball are Chinese. It's a true story. I didn't make that up. Now, here is a little bit of positive news. That was the bad. The company leading the race to develop a coronavirus vaccine announced positive early findings on Monday with participants producing antibodies to ward off the disease. dosed 45 patients between the ages of 18 and 85 with 25, 100, and 250 micrograms of his experimental drug. After receiving a second booster shot, those at the 25 and 100 dosage levels were found with antibody levels that were equal to or exceeded those found in patients who recovered from COVID-19. So there's something against Senator Hunter. I kill you. I kill you right now.

Moderna CEO Stefan Bansal told Bloomberg that results couldn't have been better. He said, this is a very good sign. We can make an antibody that can stop the virus from replicating. The experimental vaccine mRNA-1273, Raz's prison number, was found to be generally safe and well tolerated among patients, the company said. Further testing will begin in July. Yeah, take your time. July, yeah, fuck it. Why not wait till Thanksgiving?

The fucking, see how everything moves so slow over here? Fucking July. Thanks to lawyers and all the other shit. Just start stabbing people with it. It works. We have a president who doesn't give a shit what the side effects are. I'll get to that story in a second. Moderna stock soared 26%.

Boy, I wish I knew how to gamble on the stock market. My brother probably made $11 million yesterday. Soared 26% in pre-market trading on Monday. Good for those people. Give me the money. Give me the fucking money. You hear me? You hear me?

I should come here and bust my body. Give me the fucking money. Yeah, give me the money. My brother's playing the NASDAq composite. I'm on TikTok making girls laugh in their pajamas. here's why I love Trump and you love him too. Trump just, he had a meeting yesterday with a bunch of restaurant people because, you know, they're in deep shit, that industry. It was at the Oval Office.

And right in the middle, they decided to drop a bomb. Oh, by the way, I'm taking hydroxychloroquine. Fuck you people. He just, and watch the liberal. And again, can I ask you a question? When did the press corps become 22 year old female junior college journalists who got D's in journalist? But watch Trump just kind of casually drop this on us. I happen to be taking it. I happen to be taking it.

I'm taking it. Hydroxychloroquine. Pause. Look, he's like Jesus with his hands. What the hell is that? A fake fireplace behind him? I happen to be taking it. I love him. He doesn't drink. Never had a sip of alcohol, supposedly, but he's taking pills that people say could kill you if you're not healthy.

My brother Fred took him. I love him. You know what he's doing right here? He wakes up and he goes, I'm going to troll these motherfuckers today. Watch me send them into a tailspin. Go ahead. Right now, yeah. A couple of weeks ago, I started taking it.

Because I think it's good. I've heard a lot of good stories. And if it's not good, I'll tell you right. I'm not going to get hurt by it. It's been around for 40 years for malaria, for lupus, for other things. I take it. Frontline workers take it. A lot of doctors take it. Excuse me. A lot of doctors take it. I take it. I hope to not be able to take it soon because, you know, I hope they come up with some answer.

Leave his hands like that. It's like jesus i am like god and god like me i am as large as god he is as small as i he cannot above me nor i been he's here baby chloroquine 17th century ah you hear him are you taking it what yeah i'm taking how is that political now it's politicized remember they said a couple months ago oh he must have stock in the company they never proved that blah blah blah and there are warnings and some you know a lot of people saying they could be dangerous or whatever the fuck but why don't you give him a little credit for having some balls you people on the left such

pussies obama what would he do i took some uh saint joseph's baby aspirin and took a ride on my wife's girl bike. Fucking asshole. So he's taking it and he doesn't give a shit. If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? And of course people are nervous about it. They say, well, you know, it could kill you. You know what, I wet my ass with your feelings. Make me a sandwich. Make me a sandwich.

Make me a fucking sandwich. Yes, in our make me a sandwich segment today, Nancy Pelosi had to respond to Trump in his video. Pelosi remarked upon President Trump's personal health in criticizing his announcement that he's taking hydroxychloroquine. Does this broad ever have anything? Have you ever seen a more partisan hack of a fucking politician? And look at fucking Anderson Cooper getting blown over there, his producers under the desk.

I suck cock and I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Timmy, lick my balls. That's the very face he makes when somebody's jacking him off behind a dumpster in the West Village. Look at Pelosi. She's got her mouth open. She's going to catch it. Fucking Grammy.

Here's what... Got a little fucking hemp oil in my mouth. That's what they're talking about. These things start leaking. Anyways, here's Pelosi responding to Donald Trump admitting that he's taken chloroquine. As far as the

president is concerned, he's our chloroquine. As far as the president is concerned, he's our president, and I would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved. Pause. Absolute lie. She's hoping it kills him. Can you imagine all the shit she has talked about Trump?

She looks into the guy, and I hope, because this could be unsafe. Nobody believes a word you... Take that bandana around your neck, tie it to your kid's bedpost, jump off the top bunk. Even though your kids are in their 50s now. But anyways, oh, I fucking. You fucking whore. Especially.

Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. Go ahead. His age group and in his, shall we say, weight group, what is morbidly obese, they say. Oh, good shot, Nancy. You passive-aggressive yeast infection.

It's not a good idea. Not a good idea. That's it. Now suck in your dentures, you fucking hooah. Look at her. That's the face she makes every time somebody talks to her that she doesn't agree with. Oh!

I want to meet her. Put out a book so I can go to a book signing. Sneak up there with a trench coat on and just pull out a monkey wrench and open your head like a ripe melon. Oh! Anderson Cooper's done with his blowjob. Now he's angry. That wasn't that good, Timmy. And then guess who else had to weigh in?

Guess who else had to weigh in? Friggin fucking Joe Scarborough, who I gave the nickname way before Levin did, Hillbilly Eyes, because he has the exact eyes of the kid playing the banjo. But Joe Scarborough had to weigh in. Here he is. He's not taking something that his own administration has said will kill you. That his own FDA said will kill you. How do you know? That the VA said will kill you. How do you know he's not taking it?

I didn't even show the whole clip. He goes on to go, I had lunch with Trump years ago, and he had a stack of handy wipes for his hands this high, and he was obsessive. Well, yeah. So he probably is taking it. Good argument, though. He just comes out and says he's lying.

He's not taking it. How would you fucking know that? Jesus Christ. You can't handle the truth. I think your brain is going soft. Why is this political? To give me something to talk about. How old is this show, Raz?

How many minutes are we in? He's not taking something. Nice going. 17? I feel like I cut a double album already. Let me do a fake phone call. I'll call sometime. Hello?

Ms. Pelosi? Yes. Anyways, yeah, that's the times we live in, though. Honest to God. He's taking hydroxychloroquine. And again, there are some people, there are some doctors that are saying it is dangerous when you're overweight and it could give you heart problems and whatever the fuck. But I want a president who fucking throws caution to the wind when it comes to himself. Show a little balls. FDR, he did the same thing. That's why he's in a wheelchair.

He tried heroin. Dennis Larry's have a great bit about the FDR. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and a staircase. Let's get on to more Corona, but public humiliation. Cafes make customers wear stupid hats to enforce social distancing. You got the pick, right? Look at this. This is in Germany. Are you telling me the government is not fucking with people?

Huh? I almost have to agree with the elitists that the average person on the planet's a moron. Look at that. I would go down on Hillary for 20 minutes before I put a hat on like that. Matter of fact, I'd wear that hat when I'm going down on her. Tickle her saggy tits. Look at these people. This is in Germany. Think like that. Matter of fact, I'd wear that hat when I'm going down on. Tickle her saggy tits. Look at these people. This is in Germany.

Think about that. A country that tried to take over the world about 70 years ago. And this is where they are. Replace those helmets with fucking helicopter props.

I wore that hat to the Kobe Memorial. Nobody found it funny. But this isn't Germany. And for you, your own work, your own flies, your own flowers. Café and Conditry, Roth in Sweden. Schwan schnarring Die Spratzens

is telling customers they can only use its facilities if they agree to wear straw hats taped with swimming pool noodles. The German people have fallen so far. Not as far as us, but and after breathing up into

and touching the hats for a couple hours, they're then passed on to the next customer. That's just fucking genius. Huh? Some customer said some sheeple. We never thought it'd come to this, but if that's the price of enjoying a sunshine pint in 2020, you can bet we'll oblige. sunshine pint in 2020 you can bet will oblige after a few beers he says after a few beers you'd probably want to try on a hat like this anyways oh is that right speak for yourself why is everyone so fucking stupid why aren't more people interrogating like me that's jingping me meanwhile in maryland in country, a restaurant intends to use

bumper tables. I can't believe what I'm reading here. To keep customers six feet apart once it begins to take seated diners. We actually have a video of people falling. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, another blue state, some governor's laughing his ball. Look at this. Look at that. People are doing it. Why is everyone so fucking stupid? I can't fucking believe it.

They should make like fat women wear that at bars at night. Well, they don't have to. I guess that's what they're looking for. Can you imagine though, and people are joking, oh, this is the new normal. Like the guy that wrote the article said, what are you, nuts? You think that's funny?

People are fucking with your head. Come on, Raj, you wouldn't do that anymore I swear to god the restaurant owners are probably belly lapping they could make you do anything how good are the french fries here that you're going to put on a fucking

giant tractor tire that keeps you six feet apart oh my god what else are they going to come up with uh the guy at the restaurant said the tables look like something you'd find in a child's play area at mcdonald's he says why not just sit us all in a six meters apart uh in baby high chairs and have it done with some guy, asinine idea. People think this controlling is cute, but don't bitch about it when it's too late.

Exactly. Exactly. The fucking new normal. The new normal. Again, Delaware, I mean, Maryland. But Germany, you know, Germany's very left-wing. It's Western Europe. You got a question for me, Rez? It looks like you might have a question for me. I do have a question. By the way, Rez spoke today. Who'd you speak to, Rez? A local entrepreneur group on podcasting. A local entrepreneur group about podcasting. He's like the black Tony Robbins down here.

Without the fucking sexual assault allegations. One day. Like how long did you speak for? Like 45 minutes. Holy Jesus. That's like your headliner as a comedian. You got to do at least 45. You get any laughs or not?

A couple. Did you? Yeah. What What'd you do take your shirt off? I? Would be a comedian if I didn't have kids No, excuse you coming with me. I'll work with you man. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna have you open for me There aren't too many unfunny brothers. Let's be honest The real dorky ones, but you know. Here's the question. James R., Sacramento, California. Nick, I want to ask the most obvious question about the supposed ghosts in your house. Why haven't you set up security cameras around the house so the next time Beelzebub tosses one of your muffin tins across the kitchen,

you would have it captured. Come on, James. Even I know ghosts don't show up on camera unless you have a show on A&E where they fucking, you know, use special effects. I don't believe in them, James. That's why. I don't believe in them. Here in the Savannah, they have,

that's what Savannah's known for. There's a I don't believe in them here in the Savannah. They have, that's what Savannah's known for. There's a hotel that I already stayed at. There was supposed to be most haunted building in Savannah. I sat up all night with my fucking super soaker. Nobody showed up, but I, I, I'm, you know, I was thinking about it last night. I'm glad he brought this up. I don't know to the, you remember me talking about the crash we heard it was in our house. It was, I was on about it last night. I'm glad he brought this up. I don't know. You remember me talking about the crash we heard? Yeah. It was in our house. I was on the toilet, of course.

So I said to my wife, I go, what happened? Thinking like she, a shelf. Yeah. And when I heard her say, I don't know, that's when I got shivers up my eyes. I don't, to this day, I don't believe in this shit, but that made me move a little closer. I don't know.

And we still hear, we still hear at night when we're watching TV in the office area, we hear, and I'm not talking squirrel footsteps, we hear creaking like there's somebody walking around. So I don't know what to tell you, but ghosts don't scare me. What? They can't hurt me.

Casper was gay, by the way. He didn't scare me. He's not a kid. I said, that fucking... Anyway, Beelzebub. Good question. I don't know, but if it happens again, I'm moving,

I'm going to fucking move to North Carolina, you should have heard the racket, Raz, I was so convinced that something crashed, Bill de Blasio, I was just talking about liberal governors and mayors, this is a wet dream for them, folks. Half the country's on welfare.

Do you understand? Because that's what Democrats are about. Controlling you and your lives. The party wouldn't exist. Why do you think they always go for the poor mind and already vote? Keep people living at a subsistence level. And that's what they're all about. And they sit there and say Republicans are for power.

It's the fucking, they project every time they open their shitholes. And let me tell you something. They would string this out to November. But let me ask you a question. This is where it can come by. I read the details of the $3 trillion thing that Pelosi drew up. Fucking. Let me ask you a question.

So we're going to be in deep shit. Everybody, economically, we're already doing permanent damage. You know, when the economy almost collapsed in 2008, you know how long? We haven't even recovered from that totally. So think about this. And this is 10 times worse. But let me ask you a question. Who would you want to have as president to bring the economy back around again?

Really? Do you want Joe Biden or whoever has his hand up his ass like Kermit the Frog? Who? Who's going to bring it back? Stacey Abrams as the vice president? Do you want Hillary in charge? Who on the left knows anything about business?

Just picture your tax. I got to believe this could be a plus for Trump. People are going to ask them, even the minorities who had the best, in their history, best unemployment rates, who on the planet better to bring the American economy back? Whether you like them or hate them. And if you don't give in on that point, you're just a douche nozzle.

Speaking of douche nozzles, Bill de Blasio says he's the mayor of New York. Even liberals don't like this guy. Says anyone who tries to swim at a New York City beach will be taken right out of the water and fences and fences may go up. That's what he fucking says de blasio issued the stark warning during his covet 19 press press briefing on Monday saying the city was getting fencing ready while NYPD and the Parks Department would monitor the situation. We have video of him.

What he's saying is, you know, beaches are opening in New Jersey, a few other places, but not New York City, you know. So what everybody's going to do, they're going to pack up and fly. They're all going to go to the beaches in Long Island that are going to be open on Memorial Day. But this prick, who when I talk about politicians who are enjoying this type of control, it's what they live for.

It makes this guy hard as a rock. But this is him talking about what's going to go on with the beaches and whatnot. Fine. No swimming, no parties, no sports, no gatherings. We're going to give people a chance to get it right. And I believe in New Yorkers. I believe in everything you've done. If people don't get it right, you start to see a lot of violation of those rules. Up will come the fences closing off those beaches. No one wants that. That's what it takes to keep people safe. Oh, is that what it is? Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

Fuck you! Fuck you! That's why people love this show. Because that's what they're saying at home when they see this jerk off saying shit like that. One thing we learned over the past couple months, sun and light is a great disinfectant for this. Remember that? We talked about that a couple weeks ago.

Being inside is actually prolonging this shit. Don't take that from me. Take it from scientists who deal with this shit. How dangerous is it going to be to be on the water in New York unless you drink some of it? He's Hitler, man.

They love it. State beaches in New York, Delaware, Connecticut, and New Jersey will reopen ahead of the Morrow Day weekend, but New York Governor Cuomo said local officials could keep beaches closed amid COVID-19 fear. de Blasio explained officials would not be putting up police barriers on New York City beaches just yet to give people a chance to comply with the rules after a weekend of people flouting the guideline.

I forgot to pull up this clip I saw yesterday on TV. There's a woman, she's like, she runs a county in Long Island. She's the whatever, commissioner. she's literally on a tennis court explaining that we'll we will allow singles but not doubles tennis and you have to bring your own tennis balls we have lost it man we are fucking you know all this proves is just how strong the media plays a part in people's life can you imagine how silly that is? Can't play doubles. And don't touch anybody else's tennis ball. Just let that seep in for a minute. You got to be dog style me. De Blasio reiterated that no swimming, no lifeguards, no parties, no barbecues, no sports will be allowed on the sand, where social distance

rulings would apply. So he is just enjoying this, and I fucking hate him so much. You know who else took him apart at the joint, speaking of de Blasio? This happened the past weekend. I didn't get to it

till today, but he went on with Maria Bartiromo. You know, the money chick, whatever the fuck they call her. Went on her show Sunday morning, I think it was, and he was trying to spew his liberal talking points bullshit.

And Bartiromo, who's a very smart woman from Brooklyn, she takes him to task. If this was a heavyweight fight, they would have jumped in two minutes into the interview. But this is her debating Bill de Blasio.

Right, but you can't blame the COVID-19 for everything. I mean, even before the coronavirus, you had streams of people, individuals and businesses fleeing the city because of the taxes, fleeing the city because of the homelessness, fleeing the city because of the homelessness and fleeing the city because of the inmates that you

are letting out. New York City shootings spiked nearly 200% this week compared to the same time a year ago. Why is he shaking his head? It's something you can look up. Do you see what I'm saying? She's just listening. Everything she just said is true. You

can prove it with a pencil and a piece of paper. And what's he done? Look at the arrogance. Go ahead. Time is up. All the bad stats are up. You know that. So the question becomes about your sanctuary city policies. Mr. Mayor, bottom line, are you willing to sacrifice sanctuary cities in order, sanctuary city policies in order to be eligible for this money? Maria, bottom line first, because I have a lot of respect for you, but you mischaracterized the reality. Crime has been going down overall in this city now for seven years. We have times when things go up and the NYPD fights them back. NYPD every single time.

There's even a small. He's trying to suck up to the nypd who hates his guts remember they turn his back on a cop journal they hate him remember when he ran for mayor in new york you guys probably don't that remember he had a commercial with his son who's black i had to explain to my son how to act around cops i mean fuck and this guy's left wing and so full of shit. And New York voted him in. You know what? You get what you deserve. And by the way, crime's been falling

since Giuliani was mayor. When he implemented that whole broken windows policy that was followed by Bloomberg where crime went down even further. This jerk off, you know. Go ahead. Spike and crime fights it back further. And this jerk off, you know. Go ahead. The spike in crime fights it back.

In terms of the city, some people left and a lot of people came, including we've built more homegrown millionaires in recent years and more millionaires have moved here than any who left. Yeah, you got millionaires living there and poor people. Everybody else is leaving. You can look all the shit up. I'm a prime example. People fucking fleeing New York and Los Angeles.

He's just right into the camera, just shamelessly full of shit. Who said that? de Blasio. Who the fuck said that? de Blasio. Who's the slimy little cop in a shit- de Blasio. ...cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Bill de Blasio. Go ahead. So, no, in fact, highest employment in our history, Maria, before this pandemic. This city has been booming. And I want to be clear, it's a city for everyone. The whole country was experiencing record low unemployment because of the president's tax cut and deregulation plans. That was the president's policies, not Newgulation plans that was the president's policies not new york she's cleaning his clock every city was booming since trump became president you cheesy dick you

jesus go ahead wait wait i don't want to talk about one leader of a hospital this weekend one leader of a hospital this weekend and he said to me, the problem with Mayor de Blasio, I love it. Listen, just simple point. One issue that is talked about around you is people say the problem with Mayor de Blasio is that he hates wealth. He drives rich people out of the city with the amount of regulation and the tax increases that you're driving businesses and individuals out. Let's not even go into the issue of the bail reform law where you had to let all of these inmates out and crime did spike. And we see that continuing so much that you had to get them back and put them back in jail because as soon as you let them out, they went and they committed more crimes.

All true. All facts. All you can look up. And he sits there just denying it all. But New Yorkers, you keep voting for those left wing libs. I think Republicans coming. I think because they don't even like them. The Democrats don't even like fucking Mama Luke. And he's a Red Sox fan. I think he's from Massachusetts. She's just listened facts. That's all.

I love how she talked over him. He was too tied to fight bags. Oh, fuck it. She could see right through me. Sounds like my wife. He's like, yeah, sounds like my wife. She did sound like a wife. The voice is getting a little... But they would have stepped in

and said, enough. you're killing them. And new heavyweight champion... Whoa! Folks, as you know, this show can't exist without your contributions. We went free a couple months ago, and you guys have been stellar.

I want to thank... These are from when we took a break. Right. Last week we were off. We still got some contributions. I want to thank these people. Tyler Breton of Connecticut. Thank you so much. Kelly Hubbard, Michigan. Chris Davenport, Florida. Rosario Morella, New Jersey. Larry Giovannetti, Pennsylvania. Charlene Nixon, Connecticut. Steve Stanley, Kansas. Thomas Verrero, Michigan.

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My name is come. I don't know. But thank you so much. He's in Illinois. Glenn McC mccall canada thank you juan manuel martinez cordo and where did he send his contribution from that's right mexico gracias senor huh throwing that spanish around from eighth grade i'm trying to learn italian gamora i can't i'm running around the house now just yelling Spanish around from eighth grade. Como esta? Muy bien. I'm trying to learn Italian.

Gamora. I can't. I'm running around the house now just yelling fucking Italian curses. My wife says, you know, take out the trash. Stop the zeet. I mean, shut up. I had that one down in eighth grade. That's all my grandmother, my grandfather would say.

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soccer team. Sounds like me after I jizz. Nick, what are you, an eighth grade? Yes, mentally. In South Korea, the soccer team FC Seoul, FC Seoul, filled out its empty arena,

get this, with sex dolls, posed his fans. Are you listening, Goodell, and Major League Baseball? They're talking about playing games without a live audience in baseball. And I said this months ago. Said it months ago. I don't know if I said it on the show, but I said it to my wife.

I said, with all the technology they have today, with deep fake video, why not do a CGI of like put a crowd in there? Right? Just to make it look like it. On the other hand, it's kind of cool to see an empty stadium because when we look back on this in years hopefully it was still alive it'd be kind of cool to go look at it playing in front of nobody but if you want to make it like a real i'm sure this eighth grade kids with deep fake videos that could put an audience in there

and sound effects and but i like what soul did. They went with a fucking $10,000. How can you not love that? That's what they put in the fucking... I'm surprised a million South Korean guys didn't show up just to steal the dolls. Place would have been packed. Look, they even put masks on them. Look at the girl with the big tits and the nipple sticking out giving the peace sign holy moly

enjoying the game it looks it looks like they had stroke night at the uh the first 8 000 female fans entering who has suffered a stroke in the last five years. Get a free N95 mask. This lady's raising a hand. She has to go pee pee. I'm ordering one of those when I have the money. It's between that and a pizza oven.

That's how much i love pizza the female mannequin dressed in white short sleeve t-shirt the breasts excessively stood out i just noticed that today i didn't even see that i was looking at the picture masturbating to it yesterday uh and the nipples were protruding but you didn't know they were an adult product wrote another fan on instagram are you, but you didn't know they were an adult product, wrote another fan on Instagram. Are you kidding me? I didn't notice. Delicious. Thank you. FC Soul explained that although the dolls were made to look like real people rather than conventional mannequins,

it had checked that they were not all related to adult products before agreeing to install them. Yeah, sure. And had been told they would be mannequins of the kind commonly used to model clothes. Great idea. Never mind the CGI audience. Fuck that. I want to see Fenway Park.

I want to see 36,000 sex dolls. All chicks. No shirts. The tits right out there. You want to see the numbers go through the roof at Nessun? You know, the monster seats have a bunch of chicks up there with their legs spread. Somebody hits a shot up there, it sticks right. God bless you, Koreans. Why can't we just laugh at that? Meanwhile, look above. They have cardboard cutouts. That's not really working.

But these girls, look at the rack on that girl in the T-shirt. Aye, aye, aye. Anyways, speaking of women with racks who are really retarded, Sarah Silverman, old friend of mine, but since she became famous, I don't even know who she is anymore. Used to hang out with her in New York, but she's just lost it. I've lost all respect.

I'm sure that bothers her with her 20 million fucking Instagram follows. If she was a guy, nobody would know who she is. Anyways, far left actress and comedian Sarah Silverman bashed President Trump on Monday for criticizing Barack Obama, saying that Trump doesn't have the labs. Dogs? No, she meant labia.

To criticize Barack Obama to his face. That's what she said. Get this through your head. Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you. I'd love to see Trump say any of this shit he's saying about Obama to his, yeah, he's scared of Obama, who wears his mother-in-law's jeans,

rides a girl's bike, and a helmet. Meanwhile, Trump sits in his underwear, eating Big Macs, weighs about 280. He'd just sit on Obama's face and crush it because Michelle won't. She don't like men. He doesn't have the labia, she said. He's a smelly, smelly penis hole of a man. And who knows more about smelly penis holes than Sarah Silverman? That's how she got to the top. Fucking. When Trump was asked about, you know barack took a shot at him he was speaking at a black college that's where he gets the most balls and he he started shitting on trump and how he's handled

the coronavirus and then trump fired back a couple days ago look he was an incompetent president that's all i can say he told the reporters uh after returning to the white house uh from camp david unloading on obama call him grossly incompetent and thoroughly corrupt. And what's wrong there? But Trump's comments came on the tail of Obama's own not-so-thinly-veiled swipe at Trump made at commencement speech delivered on Saturday. Trump's comments likely led Sarah Silverman to defending Obama. He's a smelly, smelly penis hole of a man, she said.

Oh, she's so fucking clever. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt! Like many leftists in Hollywood, Silverman routinely jumps into political issues siding with her far-left peers. Just last month, for instance, the former Hulu talk show added her voice to those calling for her coach by mail,

using the, I think that means vote by mail, using the hysteria over the coronavirus as cover to push for the fraud-ridden voting system. She's just blinded by her politics. A, she was a hooah. B, she was a hooah. Silverman was a big back. B, she was a hooah. Silverman was a big backer of socialist Bernie Sanders,

now failed campaign for president. Silverman even served as a rally speaker for one of Bernie's last campaign stops. She's a maniac. I think we have, don't we? I think we have some video of her. She was trying to buy coffee one morning. This is way back. Got in a fight with a guy there.

Oh, she made a little present for daddy. Bing! Bing! She's a little whore and a little piece of trash. I love it. Anyways. No, no, no, no! In our FLA segment today,

Florida woman accused of stealing $4,000 worth of face masks from a charity group. She's a little whore and a little piece of trash. A Florida woman claimed she wanted to help area businesses in the need of face masks to protect against coronavirus. Instead, kept the mask for herself and attempted to sell them online according to the sanford police department

police said a member of the million mass challenge a group that creates and donates face masks to central florida businesses including health care providers contacted the police monday to report that anna libel had taken 262 masks the group made with intention to donate them to Orlando Health and other establishments, but the business owners never received them because this woman stole them. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. If I speak in cunts, cunts.

Say it ain't true, but now tell me you're a motherfucking cunt. The victim said Le, joined the organization's charity group days before she collected the donated materials, saying she wanted to get involved because she knew businesses in need and wanted to help out. Some people are just so fucking. After she took the Highland mask valued at $4,300, she blocked members of the Facebook group and started posting online listings, advertising the mask for $4 each fucking bad person.

You are liable was arrested Friday morning on charges of grand theft and fraud and being a crazy batch from Florida. She dropped a few pounds. She could actually be cute. Probably stealing donuts too from kids with cancer. What a naughty little girl. Anyways, finally

tonight here on Meet the Press. Let's stay in FLA. We got two FLA stories. Florida man accused of exposing himself claims he needed to air it out. Oh, God bless Florida. An Avon Park man who was caught exposing himself to women while driving says he airs it out sometimes because he gets hot. I actually use that as an excuse once. I went to Fenway Park.

I was pissing next to a bunch of guys. It was a trough. You know, a trough where you just stand next to each other. And I couldn't pee. My prostate was inflamed. And I, guys are all looking at me going, yeah, I'm just airing it out. That happens sometimes. Very embarrassing. People like, what are you doing? You're standing there for three minutes looking at other dicks. Very embarrassing. People like, what are you doing? You're standing there for three minutes looking at other dicks. Deputy said a woman called 911 on May 11th to report that she was stopped at a red light on Highway 60 near the Lake Wales Municipal Airport around 8 a.m.

This guy's out there and sets his alarm for seven. He's up by eight with his dick out on the highway. When she noticed the driver of the Mazda that was next to her waving, trying to get her attention. She looked over to see the man's penis completely exposed and then saw him begin to touch himself inappropriately. Why don't women do this? How can we get women to do this? You know what I'm saying? Please give me a call. Photos of the victim took a description and she was able to provide help to deputies identify 32 year old Justin Mosser as a suspect in the case.

Deputies said they began conducting surveillance on Mosser Wednesday morning. And as a female detective was driving near him on Highway 27. How'd you like to be? She's probably a lesbian. But how'd you like to be the female cop? That's that's her assignment that day you're gonna see some penis you don't mind it on highway 27 in an unmarked vehicle she noticed him trying to get her attention looked over to see him exposed and touching himself inappropriately

this guy's a great driver i'll tell you how much after a traffic stop was conducted deputy said mosser told them that he often drives with his penis out of his pants because it gets hot and he airs it out it's true though you ever seen the humidity in florida holy moly records show he admitted to exposing himself to four or five random women while driving and expressed no remorse for his actions like a true psycho look at this guy. How could you see his penis through his pubic hair? This guy shaves eight times a minute. Look at the dead eyes on him. Records show him admitted to exposure. Yeah, he said no remorse. First, nobody wants to see that.

It's disgusting, rude, and perverted. Second, it's dangerous to be doing something like this while driving. Third, he didn't have a Corona mask on. No. This is wrong on so many levels. Great work by the detectives to find this guy so quickly. He said he's done this before, so we're asking for his other victims to contact the sheriff's office. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said he's facing three counts of indecent exposure, Sheriff Grady Judd said.

He's facing three counts of indecent exposure, two counts of committing a lewd act, and driving with a filthy windshield. No, no, no, no, no. Anyways, that is it, ladies and gentlemen. Again, we thank you so much. Continue to contribute if you can. I know there's a lot of checks going on by the government.

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