The Nick DiPaolo Show - Lemon Back In The Limelight | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1843

Episode Date: January 20, 2026

In this episode, Nick talks about Hoosiers Win Natty, Don Lemon Squeezed, ICE & Idiots, Twin Killing, Caps Still Gay, Judge & Wife Shot, Free Lunch Over and Dems Still Can't Define Woman! Use code nickdip50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year at http://factormeals.com/nickdip50off The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Hoosier, Indiana Hoosier win last night in the National College Football Championship. And it's more than just that game. And I get a ton to say on it. It almost changed the way I'm looking at life. Luckily I'm 63. It's too late for that. But I'll tell other people.

Don Lemon gets squeezed, another lying asshole who, he He's just dying that he's not in the limelight anymore. The lemon limelight. Good night, everybody. Thank you. We also have a guy came up with a machine for people who want to say bye, bye, you know, and your own life. But it's a very high-tech thing.

It looks cool. Looks like a giant vibrator, and you get in it and shut the cat and say bye for me. Also, gay pride night again. the NHL and the Washington capitals are like, we're not doing that crap, which they did a couple years ago, too, or last year. I don't know what's going on in D.C. Somebody's got their head on straight. Yeah, and Dems still can't define a woman. So good luck trying to win an election with that logical lack thereof. That was a question on Jeopardy last night. I'll take, what is a woman? I got no idea.

Um, anyways, yeah, let's get on to the, I had to, I was, I went to bed thinking about this game. I got up thinking about it on the way here I was thinking about it. And it's more than just the game. It's the people who played it. And, um, who's your heaven, as we're calling the, uh, the first story. You're going to eat lightning and you're going to crop thunder. Boy, did they ever. Uh, the number one ranked Indiana.

And if you're not a college football fan, uh, you know, you're going to have to sit through this for a few minutes. but I had a ton of takes on this. I'll only give you half of them. I had to have that one cigarette. Thank you. The number one ranked Hoosiers defeated number 10 Miami in a great football game. 27-21.

Upcoming flight, time-sensitive. Uh-oh. I don't even want to look at that. And the 2026 college playoff national championship game. It was in Hard Rock Stadium, is in Miami, by the way, and Miami just happened to be planning the championship game. But their fans were still outnumbered. I don't know how that works as far as ticket sales go. With the win, the Hoosiers, listen to this. I don't know if you can appreciate it. 16 and

oh. And that's hard to do at the youth football level. I'm not exaggerate. Definitely high school. It's hard to go undefeated in high school. I mean, football. football is just that kind of game. You're going to have, you do to injuries because it's such a rough game. And young guys play it. Sometimes their heads in the game. Sometimes it's not. Or they can't handle the pressure. But listen to this. 16-0 finish off the worst to first story with the program's first championship and program history. Indiana is the first team to win its first national titles since Florida did it. 30 years ago, 1996. Jamari Sharp

intercepted a pass for Miami quarterback Carson Beck with 44 seconds left to clinch the victory for the Hoosiers. The hurricanes were driving looking for a touchdown drive to potentially snatch a victory

in a game that they had never let in, but it was always close. And Fernando Mendoza and this is the kid his, first of all, his potential as a football plays through the roof, but as a marketing process,

prospect. This kid is the most all-American, even though Mendoza, but that's America. I mean, he's more America than I am. He's got this childlike innocence. He's really religious. We'll get to it. Anyways, he was 16 for

27 for 186 yards passing, adding a rushing touchdown in the fourth quarter. It's fourth down, where are they down on like the 10 or 8? And it's fourth down. They started to bring the kicker on the field to kick a field goal. They were up by

what, six at that point or whatever, something like that. I don't know. But, so the coach goes, no, no, changes his mind, puts the offense back out there. Now, if they don't get it, you got them, still got Miami pin down there, and who does have a great defense? So I was surprised that he brought

the kicker out in the first play. But again, being a great coach that he is, he caught himself and changed his mind and they always go, go with your gut instinct, always go with your first instinct. No, I don't think so. brings the offense back out. They run in Dallas on my mother's eyes. On my mother's eyes.

I always say this, though, so it's really not a great prediction. But when they're down on the 10, where I'm watching the NFL or any, college football, and they run a few plays, and, you know, they don't go anywhere, and then they try to throw and that doesn't work. I always, they never, I don't know why they forget this play. It's called a quarterback draw. You drop back to pass.

everybody thinks you're going to throw because the end zone's right there and usually it opens right up. Well, this didn't open right up, but it's a play that they put in and they practice. The guy was ready for everything. And a quarterback draw, he runs up the middle, gets hit a couple times. I mean, by like a linebacker, he spins around, keeps his balance and dives. Look at that. That's going to be like Bobby Orr's picture for Boston fans flying for hockey fans. You can't go into any hockey bar without seeing it.

That's what that's going to be for. That guy is frozen in time for the next thousand years. They were 100 to one odds to win at the beginning of the season. And I think Miami was too. Nobody, this is the great thing about this playoffs and the portal system and shit. You don't know who's going to. And football fans are like, we need some new blood. We're sick of, you know, we're sick of the same teams, the Ohio States.

And so that play ended up being the different. difference on a fourth down and they get a touchdown. Umar Cooper Jr. had five catches for 71 yards. And this is where he showed his medal, this Mendoza kid. Well, Charlie Becker added four catches for 65, the most important 65 yards of the whole game. There was a couple times. It's third and long, whatever. And he throws this back shoulder pass, which they do in the pros. So the pros, the scouts have to be licking their chops. This Becker kid was another kid that wasn't a big recruit out of high school. And he was all year, he's been unfucked unbelievable. And by the way, not that this matters, but I'm going to point it out anyways.

I'm looking at the Indiana team. I go, what's different? And I'm looking at their lined up in the line of scrimmage. Three, only three black guys out of 11 offensive players at the line screen. I'm just saying, those Miami dudes, which are all black and they're all guys. getting drafted. They were unbelievable. They're fucking mean. They're fast. But those white boys, I played a little bit of college football at, you know, at a one double A level. All's this mean is that line, and that's where it all starts. That's not hyperbole. That's not a,

those guys, they're tougher than anybody in the country. That's what that means. Your bullies were better bullies than their bullies when you're winning the line of scrimmage like that. They didn't destroy them at the line of scrimmage, but I'm just saying, that's where it all starts. You don't get time to pass if that's not the case. Even up at Maine, we had fucking five guys. I was scared shit of when they were drunk. I wouldn't go near them. Fucking beat up girls guys. That's a university of Maine. What the fuck was on at big school? But that's those guys. Anyways, I'm very excited. I was so afraid Miami was going to, that little fucking, what's his name? Malachi Tony. That kid for my kid, for my.

Listen to this, folks. He's supposed to be a senior in high school this year. He's 18 years old. He's younger than a true freshman. And he's like probably an All-American. So I was frightened and he was going to break one because he always does. Anyways, including a pair of 19-yard catches late in the third and fourth down. That was at Becker.

Mark Fletcher had 112 yards rushing and two touchdowns, including a 57-yard scamper in the third quarter. Miami was shut out in the first half. Beck, their quarterback, finished with 232 passing yards, one touchdown, and an interception. Malachi, Tony, this kid I was just telling you about. This kid is supposed to be in high school. Ten catches in the biggest game, 12 yards. 12 yards of catch.

Not to mention he can return punts and he's scary. What he is is Tarek Hill. That's exactly who reminds him of. Probably why he wears the same number. despite being the lowest seat in the CFB bracket, Miami had the home field advantage for the championship game. They thought they did. Anyways, can you continue on with this?

Indiana quarterback Fernando Mendoza gives all glory to God, breaks down. He always does. I am like God and God like me. He believes this. I am as large as God. He's as small as my. pulling guard. He cannot beat a...

Hoosiers. 17th century. Anyways, this is him talking. Mendoza goes, I was a two-star recruit coming out of high school. Listen to this, folks.

This is why this makes it more intriguing. By the way, he grew up two and a half miles from this stadium. As a kid, he was a Miami Hurricanes fan. Do you understand this? He says I was,

a two-star recruit coming out of high school. I got declined as a walk-on offer to the University of Miami. He says, full-circle moment here. That's an understatement. So Miami said, no, you're not good enough for us. Can you fucking imagine? Plus, he grew up

being a Miami fan. So he's getting turned down by a team that he followed and he loved the right near the stadium and this happened. This is why I'm changing the way I look at God. Here he is. Quarter, you're leading by just three points and coach

decides to go for it on fourth down what did he say to you in that huddle and how did you execute it that's one thing we're always going to put all the on the line and you know I want to give all the glory and thanks to God there my offensive line and block perfectly and we're able to execute the team towards a common goal

had the Indiana Hoosier synergy to score and then give our team a chance to win the end I love how he juxtaposes God in his offensive line that is such a Do you hear the innocence and the sweetness about them? You know? We believe we had each other's backs.

And he sincerely believes it because he, and I got to, folks, you know me, I'm not a religious guy, but I'm watching all this and going, there's got to be something to it. His mother has MS, by the way. She's in a wheelchair. Beautiful woman. Great family.

The dad never stands up during the game, even when he gets a touchdown because the mother can't stand. That's the type of family. And he's got this innocence about him, and he can play football, like as good as anybody at the quarterback position. But he's marketing people are going to go nuts. They want the all-American likable. You know, we're sick of the LeBron James, China-loving jerkoffs of the world.

This kid, uh, Latin, whatever, a Hispanic class name. I mean, he's the story. He's a perfect story. And, yeah, here's a video of him hugging his family right after the game. First thing he did, by the way. By the way, his brother is the quarterback, the backup quarterback, Alberta, I think his name is. But what are the odds that he grew up right near that state in pulling from Miami?

And they piss all over him. He goes to, and biggest football mode of his life comes against a team that shit on him. I am starting to believe. That positive stuff, I never, but you can't, like Dallas said, it's fake. If you don't believe it, it ain't going to happen. But when you believe you get the big man on your side, he's a little better than your head coach. I think, wasn't Jesus an offensive coordinator in the University of Galilee? Nazareth.

That's right. He did two years at Nazareth. had a cup of coffee with the Jerusalem. It just made me think, driving here. I'm going 16 and O, and I said to Dallas, you know, years ago, a few years ago before the playoff system, you played, you win your division, you go to a bowl game. And you know, it wasn't always the two best teams

playing in the big game. There was no playoff. My point being, you'd win this sugar bowl, the number one team in the country, whatever, or maybe not. But with the playoff system, these guys had to play Oregon twice.

Oregon was like ranked at the worst three this year, like all year. They had to play them twice. Beat him in the regular season, beat him in the play. Had to go to Ohio State for the Big Ten championship. Both of them were undefeated.

Beat Ohio State at Ohio State. Kick the living. shit out of Alabama, which got everybody's attention. I don't care what the Alabama record is, and they were good this year. They were up and down, but they were good. They played in the SEC. They had a good record. They kicked the shit out of them. And that got a lot of people's attention. And then beat the shit out of Oregon again, scoring like 50-something points. And I'm making the statement definitive of That is a...

I've been watching college football my whole... That is the best college football team I had ever seen as far as... They committed two penalties last night, which is as much as I saw them commit when I watched them play three whole games. All year, they were the least penalized team. And they had guys that made big plays

and hardly... I'm just saying. I know I'm going a little nuts here, but University of Indiana students, by the way, this is in Bloomington, Indiana at the campus. It's zero degrees out last night. And here they're... Anybody drinking and getting laid that?

Oh, I don't know. And there is the coach, Signetti, who took this program over two years ago. They had like four wins. They've been a doormat of the Big Ten for a thousand years. Ohio State, when I was a kid, would beat him 77 and nothing. Everybody would just kick this shit out of them.

And you're like, why are they even in the Big Ten? Right? And he comes in. and turns it around that quickly. And even I think Sabin, as somebody said, it's the greatest coaching job I've ever seen in college football. So congratulations, dudes. Hey, if your New Year's resolution is to eat better,

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and knew of their plan before they burst into a St. Paul Church during Sunday services, despite claiming he was there as a journalist and had no advanced knowledge of what was going on. This asshole puts out a statement, I'm going to show you, soon, saying he had no idea what the hell was going on. And then he blows his own cover. Speaking on camera from a snowy parking lot in the Twin Cities, Lemon said he had done some reconnaissance with activist groups ahead of the storming of the city's churches. He says that after he says he had no idea. Here's the first video. Into Minneapolis, a little bit of go and did some reconnaissance on the ground.

I'm speaking to an organization there that's gearing up. I suck. I've been surprised, pleasantly surprised to see the community coming together. Diverse community. If you see this, when we first pulled up, we're like, wait a minute. Which operation are we at? And as it turns out, because we're like, well, this is kind of magocoded, right? Saw the American flag over.

It's magicoded because there's an American flag there. Did they not hear anything? Were they paying attention when Trump fucking destroyed? everybody in the last presidential election and had a mandate to just throw all this garbage, politically correct garbage, away, and he's still

go ahead. These are resistance protesters. They're planning an operation that we're going to follow them on. I can't tell you exactly what they're doing, but it's called Operation Pull Up and it's the Kima Armstrong, and she has been doing this since George Floyd. Whatever, yeah, since George Floyd, so she must be

a savory character. Lemon also expressed bewilderment upon seeing the anti-ice demonstrators holding an American flag, which I said, he called that Maga-Code. Soon after the footage was shot, dozens of protests barged into the church and took over morning prayer service chanting ICE out. Trump got elected because God-faring people hated how the government treated them under Biden during COVID. Remember they were bodging? They said you can't have masks because of COVID. Remember all that shit? And that's struck home.

This is still a religious country, folks, whether you like it or not, they lean right and Christian nation or whatever. And this is their idea of after being criticized by Harmeet Dillon, the Justice Department's assistant attorney general for civil rights who warned Lemon, he was on notice. Lemon attempted to walk back his earlier remarks in condescendingly explaining the concept of journalism to his critics. Once the protest started in the church, we did an act of journalism. This is what fucking Lemon said, which was report on it and talked to the people who were involved, which included the pastor, members of the church, and members of the organization. That's it. Here he is.

Fake right-wing propaganda news alert from this supposed right-angle news network. That I led a protest into a church this morning in Minneapolis, was that is complete BS. First of all, I had no idea who the organization was until I arrived this morning. And number two, that's what every journalist should be doing. Exactly what I did. What I did was report, chronicle,

and commit an act of journalism, which is what every journalist should be doing. That's what happened. So if you really want to know the truth about what happened, why don't you check it out at the Don Lemon Show on YouTube, on Substack, and on Twitch. And follow us on any of our social. if you really want to know the truth

rather than getting some right-wing propaganda from a so-called news network. Wow. What a fucking asshole. Can you imagine saying that? You're not even on CNN anymore. It sounded stupid when you had a legitimate job. Now you're a fucking nobody.

You can't stand that. You're not in the limelight anymore. You look like an asshole. You're there by yourself with no network. And you're shitting on Fox News who's been trampling CNN for the last 100 years. years. How fucking ignorant are you? And you did know where they were going. I don't understand how anybody still buys this because I understand the politicians on the left. They lie and do what

they have to do. But you people that vote Democrat, I don't, are you that easily fucking persuaded that you could fall for an idiot like that? This was a great clip that I saw. ICE confronts idiot protesters. An ICE enforcement agent told people disrupting their mission in St. Paul, Minnesota, that officers were there to arrest an individual for heinous crimes. The clip shows an ICE agent driving a black truck, pull up with his window open, before addressing people nearby his truck. And I've been dying for somebody to confront these people and say what he's about to say because it's not, he didn't send, Trump didn't send all these people there just because of the fraud. You realize that.

This is about throwing people out of here who don't belong here and who are dangerous. And that message has gotten lost. Republicans, you're getting beat on that. As far as from what I'm watching, and I flip through all the, you're getting beat on that message. People actually think ICE is arresting innocent people and kicking down door. getting beat on that message. You should call Fox and say, I want somebody on a loop

holding up pictures of rapists and people who have arrested. You've got to do that. People, you know, they're busy. But here's a nice guy confronting some of the idiot protesters. We're here to arrest a child

sex offender. And you guys are out here honking. Oh, we're not. No, we're pressed. We're not. right there is honky and impeding our investigations while we're trying to arrest a child sex offender. That's who you guys are protecting. Insane. You are correct there. More video footage shows a woman behind the agent's black truck

calling a driver. They're lying. Don't listen to them. Agitators across the Twin Cities have followed and harassed federal agents as they carry out operations with some throwing snowballs or screaming of sent. through bullhorns from just a few feet away. You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. Despite the pushback ice has been arresting the worst of the worst illegal alien sex offenders, drunk drivers, drug traffickers in Minneapolis.

I showed you a picture of about 20 of them last week and read their names and shit. And again, I'll say it again, the people on the right, you have to keep driving that point home because every other network other than Fox is saying that you're kicking down doors and the people are stupid enough to believe it. Department of Homeland Security, Tricia McLaughlin,

slam the state's Democrat leaders in regard to the operations. She said, and I quote, every single day our law enforcement officers put their lives on the line to arrest the worst of the worst criminal. illegal aliens from American communities. We will not let the riot to slow us down from making Minnesota safe again.

Something Governor Wals and Mayor Fry refused to do. Why those fuckers, I remember Trump's saying anybody who impedes will be arrested and you got Fry the fucking mayor out there telling people to resist. He is just a commie asshole. Unbelievable. And I've yet to hear somebody say, you realize. they're taking rapists. I haven't heard him ask directly. Maybe I missed it. Meanwhile, Democrat lawmakers in several states are pushing legislation in several states, I repeat, to stop

ICE from protecting Americans from illegal alien crime. So somebody explain it to me, please. Apparently, there's a large enough contingent of communists in this country or people who want to want this country go the way of communism or social, whatever you want to. call it Marxism. At least that's what I'm getting. But also guys like Carville and a bunch of Democrats are saying Republicans are going to get smoked in the midterms

and that's not what the numbers show and the polls show. So believe what you want. When you can't define a fucking woman, you expect to get voted in. And I'll say it again. If the Dems do with it in the midterms and can freeze Trump's actions, we deserve to go down in flames.

But that's all based on whether you believe elections are legitimate or not. And I personally have problems with them. I still say it's those four guys that somehow decide what countries go which way. Let's move on something fucking light and funny and happy. Twin killing. A year after a controversial assisted dying device was used for the first time. And no, it wasn't a polychure movie. Its inventor says he's preparing a new version designed for two.

Look at this. The sacropod, a 3D printed capsule that allows a user to trigger a nitrogen release, entered the global spotlight in 2024 after a 64-year-old American woman used it in Switzerland. The episode quickly spiraled into a police investigation with the authorities seizing the device and detaining those present before later ruling out intentional homicide. Shut up. Mind your fucking business and shut up.

Yeah. Now Philip Nitchke, like Ray Nitchke, here's the guy that invented it. I fucking love this guy. He must be, he's got a poster of, you know, Dr. Gavorkin probably. Kvorkin's gone, right? The Australian-born physician,

he's the one who created Sarko, says development is underway. Listen to this. On a larger AI enabled model built specifically for couples who want to die together. I'd rather use a gun the old fashion way. And I mean, suicide, what do they call it? Murder suicide. Look at that. I love the model. It looks like a, it looks like the Jamaican bobsled team, a fucking luge. Nitsky said interest has already come from couples, I bet, including one from Britain who told them they wanted to die in each

arms. Oh, boy, is this great? The new design is sometimes referred to as the double Dutch. The double Dutch saco would be large enough for two people and require a synchronized

decision. This is pretty cool. Listen to this. Both occupants must press their buttons at the same time or the device will not activate. So that way you're not going to get a guy who's been dying to get rid of his wife because he's fucking a secretary and talks her into whatever to fuck and then he goes uh and he stops she hits the button it won't do it guy thought of everything imagine he had to think of that though he goes couples

he don't even trust each other right to the end the original sarco capsule works by flooding its chamber with nitrogen i do that in the bathroom every morning rendering the rendering the occupant unconscious within seconds i do that in the bathroom every one and causing shortly afterwards. I do that in the bathroom every morning. It's usually from Heineken's Taco Bell. Beyond its size, the next iteration introduces a feature, Niske says, was unfinished during the first use. Artificial Intelligence designed to assess mental capacity. This guy is covering his ass. He says, one of the parts to the device, which hadn't been finished, but is now finished, is the artificial intelligence, he said.

instead of traditional psychiatric evaluation, future users would complete an online test administered by an AI avatar. Wow. Are we living in Jetsonville or what? You'll be talking to an avatar. Are you sure? Why do you want to die? Have you tasted my wife's meat love? No, I have not, but that's no reason to kill yourself. Okay, how about her a lack of tits? Yeah. holy molly molly i say and by the way i can't believe the government thinks they have any business telling who they if a person wants to take his own life because he's

and and there's people who are dying painful deaths of cancer and shit where the government there's laws saying no you can't in this state you can't kill yourself you think that's a little government overreach or what mind your fucking business and if you're not going to, you know, let me do it. I'll go home like I saw an Landman the other night. It's a good show. Again, put aside the PC horseshit with the women.

It's a fucking very good show. Billy Bob Thornton. Is that his name? Tremendous actor. Did I mention that Jerry Jones was on there? Jerry Jones had a scene. It's about five episodes ago. Talking to, what's, what's Ham's,

John Ham, it's a character, who's in a hospital dying. He's a bad heart. Jerry, they had Jerry Jones come in, giving him a heart to heart on what life means and how important family is. And Dallas, I don't know if it's because he's been in the limelight his whole life. He stole the fucking episode. He welled up. His eyes, when you get that old, I mean, you'll do that.

I remember George Stein but a crying when he, in a gold. golf cart. Especially when the last time you won a Super Bowl was 92. You had to bring that up. What a dick. I'm trying to give Jerry some positive life. I'm telling you, watch it. And I'm going, did they just tell him to speak from the heart?

Because nobody can act this good. It can't be scripted. Because what he was saying was, I can't even remember what the story. It was so good about how family matters. And, oh, I do remember. His daughter went to Stanford, and Jerry, this has to be real. I didn't Google it.

Jerry missed her so much. He secretly bought like a condo, not far from Stanford. And there's more to it than that. But it was so, I had a lump in my throat. And his fucking eyes are welling up. Actors have problems doing that. That's why I got to believe this was all true what he was saying. He stole the scene.

He frigging, and then I heard somebody mention, And was I listening to the radio? I don't know. Or it's a TV show. Somebody said, yeah, and Jerry Jones I saw on Laman, who blew me away with some critic or something. You have to see it, I was to believe. You're like, this guy's a football guy? He's a businessman.

The guy grew up in Arkansas, by the way, using an outhouse. Did you know that? That's how poor they were. And then he owns the Dallas Cowboys. I grew up using an outhouse. And I used to play. Cowboy. Okay, leave that in.

That was the worst thing I've ever said. I'm funny. That was about as funny as pediatric cancer. Baby have cancer. Yeah. I'm sick of coffee. I'm not put something else, will you? You're a genius with the mixing.

Let's move on. Prada what? That's the headline. Prada what? Washington Capitol players, you know, the hockey players, from outside North America, the ones that are from outside North America, may not be as used to Pride Nights as other athletes.

Is that what it is? They're not used to it. Who wrote this? What pole smoking, Google, I wrote this? Yeah, that's what it is. They're not used to it. They'll get used to you forcing your cock down their throat, eventually. On Saturday night, the Capitol celebrated alternative sexual lifestyles

with their all caps, all love night. When Trump showed up, all this was exposed. Trump went, look what they've turned you into. Look how effeminate your country is. Look how emasculated you guys. They got you wearing rainbows on your fucking hockey sticks. I mean, we've all been saying it, but we needed a president, somebody with some fucking credentials to say it.

All caps, all love night, posting rainbow and transgender flags ahead of their gay memorabilia auction. after the somebody this guy slashed the goalie slashed the guy the guy got aged from that stick it was a five-minute major after that was mean after the nchl band themed jerseys in twenty twenty three some fought for their right to use rainbow colored tape and won some of the plays did uh that is how select capital players decided to show their gay pride on saturday night against the reigning champion Florida Panthers. But as the teams took the ice, viewers noticed only eight of the capitals, 20 dress players

took part. Oh, my God. They, you know, my body, my choice, my mind my choice. Your ideology, my choice not to fucking participate in your wet dream. John Carlson, Nick Dowd, Brandon Duhame, Hendricks LaPier, Connor McMichael and Dylan Strom, Logan Thompson and Trevor Van Rheenstike, where the eight players spotted on video

and cited in an article by Outlet Russian Machine Never Breaks. What is that? Fucking quiz! What does that mean? Good for you, fellas. Remember a year ago, last hockey season, we did a story. I think it was last time flies, I don't know. But the same thing.

They had a gay night and it was the Capitals and there was one Russian guy and it wasn't Obetka, I don't think. It's another Russian guy said, I ain't doing this. It's against my religion. But it's funny that it's the Capitals both times. However, let me tell you something. If you let the LGBT community have their fucking way, they'd make them take tampons on their heads for one night just to, however, missing from the group was captain and

the NHL's all-time scoring leader. Alexander Ovechkin. I don't know why they just says Oveck and the other thing. Interestingly, all of the players that participated were from either the U.S. or Canada. Canada. It's like Canada, only er, cold to er, colda. None of the capitalist players were born overseas, participated in the stunt. It just goes to show you, this silliness. Some men are still men and allowed to be in other countries. but you notice they're not the guys that didn't take I don't think they're going to get attacked

and the media, it's changed. You know what I mean? Somebody in a gay magazine or whatever, they'll go after them, but I don't think you're going to hear about it on major, even CNN, because the climate has changed. The temper has changed the temperament a little bit.

Anyhow, any he, let's move on. This was a judge and his wife got shot. Here yee! Here ye! The coat sent session. Bye, bye. Here ye.

Bye, bye. No. He lived. This is creepy, though. And you know damn well, this isn't an isolated thing. I guarantee it it it's somebody he sent to prison or some,

I don't know, maybe a divorce where the guy got fucking reamed financially. Did you ever see that clip? This is probably, I don't know, eight years ago, 10 years ago. It was a divorce thing, and the guy lost. You know, it was about battling for the children's custody. There's a clip of him outside, I don't know if it's the courthouse or the judge's house, wherever.

He's got a gun, and the judge's, the lawyer, it wasn't a judge, I think it was the lawyer. It was hiding behind a tree, his lawyer, and this guy's trying to shoot him. You can Google it. I'm making that shit up. I believe it was his lawyer. A judge and his wife were shot and wounded on Sunday in their home in Lafayette, Indiana. Tippy Cano Superior Court, two Judge Stephen Meyer and his wife, Kimberly, were shot at their home, and the shooter was purportedly still at large.

As of Monday, State Supreme Court Chief Justice Loretta H. Rush said that in a statement. Lafayette police said they responded to the home on Mill Pond Lane on Sunday afternoon, found the two victims who received medical treatment in our unstable condition. Mother of God, what a violent country. Police said Stephen Meyer, that's the judge, suffered an injury to his arm. An injury? Oh, was he shot in the arm? Would he bang his elbow on the counter?

What the fuck? The words mean anything? An injury. Yeah, that happens when somebody shoot you. He suffered an injury, Dallas. And Kimberly Meyer had an injury to her hip. This remains an active and ongoing joint investigation involving local and state police, the county sheriff's office, county prosecutors, and the FBI.

According to a recording of the emergency dispatch operator, the caller said there was a knock on the door. Someone told them, we have your dog. Oh, my God. I know where they got this idea. I swear to God. They did that on the Sopranos. there was a soccer coach Meadow soccer coach in high school

was having sex with one of Meadows friends and the boys found out about it and Christopher just to send a warning they sent him over and knocks on the guy's door the coach's door and he goes hey man I got your dog

found him wandering down this just a fucking warning you know that's very that's pretty I don't know I don't think it's a coincidence TV has a lot to do with how people do you. Someone told them, we have your dog, and then a shot came to the door.

Even Christopher didn't do that. God. Oh, that was the hip injury. Police said the shell casings were covered at the scene. Tippecanoe County Sheriff Robert Goldsmith told CBS News, there'll be extra security. No shit. At the courthouse for the foreseeable future. He said they aren't aware of any threats against the judge or others in the courthouse.

Well, make yourself aware of it. of them because apparently there are and I guarantee you it's somebody he ruled on in some way I'm betting eight out of ten Kimberly Meyer said in his statement that she and her husband have great confidence in the Lafayette police investigation and they he thanked she thanked all the agency but I don't know why you have such I'd be like what the fuck man but this guy probably didn't know you know crank phone calls no leads to go on that is a creepy that's the movie Cape Fair

is the Nick Nulte represents De Niro and I think it was a rape case about he raped a young girl or whatever to fuck and then De Niro has to do like 20 years in prison

and finds out Nolte had buried some of the evidence that would have helped De Niro's character so that's the theme of the movie Max Katie I play the song clip.

He stalks Nick Nolte and his family, and God was De Niro good on that. Too bad he's such a homosexual. Let's move on. Free lunch is over. Says who, said the colored kid. The State Department will officially terminate foreign assistance to Somalia.

I can't believe. That's another thing you and I and nobody else knew how much money we were pissing away to these third-world shitholes for the last 40 years. Sucking our wealth dry. Finally, somebody steps up, cutting off all foreign assistance is Samaya after the African nation's government. Listen to this.

Demolished a warehouse containing 76 metric tons of food because they didn't like the apple pie crust. I'll pause for the laugh that dessert. Okay. Food donated by America. Ungrateful fucking, you know what? a senior administration official told the Daily Wire. On January 3rd at the direction of President Hassan Sheikh Mohammed, could you even make that up?

What a parody of a fucking Muslim name. Look at them. How about I'd call him the Muslim George Jefferson. Look at that head. That's George Jefferson's head he's got on there. I tell you, wheezy, this rice is bad. Great impression, Nick, you dink. and the federal government of Somalia, the FGS,

federal government, authorities at Mogadishu Port, not the one of Minneapolis, demolished the World Food Program and the Food Court. Boy, are they angry. Emergency response warehouse with no prior notification or coordination with international donor countries,

including the United States. They just destroyed the warehouse. Who said that? A diplomatic cable from the U.S. State Embassy in Somalia, dated January 6th. The move likely resulted in the destruction of these emergency food supplies

and was approved by Somali's president over the objections of the World Food Program the cable said. I'm trying to get why he would do that. I mean, how is that, you're trying to send the message to Trump that don't don't fuck with the Somali population over it? I don't get it. What am I missing? It's above my pay grade.

I'm a fucking podcaster. I'm not done lemon here. The apparent, ah, the apparent cause it said was corruption. And they replied, Is it because we're black? The Mogadish report is managed by a Turkish company that wanted to expand.

And Samaya's minister of ports acts as Turkey's primary agent in Somalia. Who care? Turkey, you ever involved in anything good? Turkey has increasingly played a large role in Samaya's industries. That's all you need to know about Turkey, often operating under corrupt contracts that uniformly favor Turkish interests. Always hear Turkey in there. They're never doing anything, you know, above board.

The embassy and Samaya request that the Secretary of State strongly consider pause and canceling or postponing U.S. assistance to Samoa. suggested, do it. Now, here the Somalis, this is in downtown Minneapolis. They had cheesecake night. They all brought their spring form pans. Paula Dean was in town. Until it returns or compensates the United States and other international donors for the stolen food assistance items, the State Department announced on January 7th that it has paused all ongoing U.S. assistance programs. Don't pause. End it. Which benefits Somali federal government. Yeah, but the kid, fuck off. Any resumption of assistance will be dependent upon the Somali federal government. Take an accountability for unacceptable actions. Oh yeah, maybe you can get fucking Ilhan Omar on it.

She's not too busy waxing her mustache. You know, dinks. Huh? A fuck in her brother. And they go together, by the way. Apparently her mustache was tickling his balls. It's a true story. Oh, am I having fun? Can't wait to get to that airport. Risk my life again. seeing a Puerto Rican midget with one arm as the pilot. Dems can't handle. Folks, I look for all the non-political stories I could. I found the football one. And there's so much going on right now with Minneapolis in Greenland.

I haven't even mentioned the Greenland thing. Trump put a thing on his truth social of him putting a flag, an American flag in Greenland. this guy's balls are bigger than but I love what Stephen Miller you know the guy with the rapy eyes the ball guy who's real smart he's the Trump's right hand like lawyer

pit bull I love him he said they nobody's nobody's um what's the word I'm looking for that land doesn't you can't just say the United States can't take that you have to defend it you can't just say that's our land

and Trump said just because a boat landed there a couple hundred years ago he goes we had a boat there first I don't know what the history is but I was just laughing how Trump argues this shit oh god anyhow where am I

I'm sorry oh okay we're moving on finally tonight on your sister's broad shoulders and giant feet and forehead Dems can't handle the truth I know it it did it again

there's two of them You heard me play it before the show twice. Your sister's boxhole, may it be crusty. Anyways, only, listen to this. Only one out of nearly 20 Democrats who may run for president, for president, not midterm, would say definitely that a man cannot become a woman,

according to a new report. Axios questioned top Democrats who are considered possible 2028 hopefuls. What a fucking. list of losers on trans issues and found that most didn't want to talk about it. And you're still going to vote for these people who vote Democrat? That's Axios, a real right-wing magazine to the left of fucking the green monster. How in God's net?

They don't want to talk about it. And do you know why that is, folks? Because if they give the wrong answer, they're afraid they're going to lose millions in donor money, millions of votes, because that's what it's about. it's more important than the truth. And how you fuckers that vote Democrat don't know that is fucking, or you do know it, and you're just like them.

You don't care. Because to you, it's just us first them. It's got nothing to do with the good of the country. Let's just win. What does that say? Does that say, yeah, that screams leadership. I don't want to bring up something controversial. It might hurt my fucking favorability rating.

how ballless. Meanwhile Trump's out there goes, you got balls. You know, you're going to pussy your balls. Now I'm doing fucking Frankie Five Angels. I got to stop trying to do Trump. I'll have Crowder. Give me some lessons.

Fucking guy. It's like Rich Little. And so they don't want, most of them said they don't want to talk about it, including Vice President Kamala Harris, New York rep, AOC. Fat fuck. Jelly Belly Pritzker and California

Goo Gobler Gavin Newsom. They don't want to talk about it. The questions were whether transgender girls who are born male should participate in girls' sports, whether transgender youths under 18 should be allowed to be placed on puberty blockers and hormones, and can a man become a woman? They didn't want to talk about. Some of them talked about it a little bit.

Only former Chicago mayor, Rahmah, Daniel would definitively answer, saying his responses were unchanged from an interview he did last year when he said a man can't become a woman and biological boys shouldn't play in girls sports. Do you realize that's enough to get him voted in? If you're a Democrat, I mean, I got to believe there's enough people on the fence, you know what I mean? Independence and there's enough Democrats who still haven't lost. their mind, but they have nobody else to vote for. They're looking for a guy like this. Say a couple more things that a Republican might say, and you're going to, you're going to fucking win the

nomination, I think, unless this country is that far gone. Could be. Pennsylvania, governor, Josh Shapiro, and former transportation secretary, um, uh, he man, Pete Buttigieg, the, you know, the fellow with its tender nipples, also responded to the questions. Shapiro doubled down on his previous comments that local sports officials should be the ones in charge of determining the participation that's just another dodge

of transgender athletes in sports. What kind of fucking answer is that? Get this through your head. Get this through your head, you Jew, motherfucker, you. That's the guy, by the way, that's the guy the Dems should have put up instead of Kamala to run for president.

That's right. Kamala and her fucking tribe. You know, they're big Hamas fans secretly. And they had problems with him being Jewish. It's exactly right. He looks like a fucking Jewish Marco Rubio. Anyways, but his personal view was that trans youths don't deserve an unfair advantage on the playing field. A spokesman for Buttigieg referred to Axios to an NPR interview where he, he gave last year. I don't want to hear about last year. I'm asking you now, you faggot, where he acknowledged serious fairness issues. See, they can't just come out and say it because they're afraid

in the transathlete sports debate and call for compassion for transgender. Yeah, we don't give transgender people enough compassion. First of all, you make up 0.000, oh, oh, oh, oh, 1% of the world population. And we talk about your 99% of the week. So shut the fuck up. And it's always positive. You don't believe me. Watch Jeopardy for a week. Christ's sake after the fucking tournament of champions, I was thinking I'm not getting fake tits myself. Newsom spoke on his podcast last week with a conservative commentator Ben Shapiro. I love Ben Shapiro. It's like a Jewish robot. On the subject, was Shapiro accusing him of dodging the question of whether boys can become girls? Newsom stumbled upon answering saying, yeah, I just don't. Well, I think for the grace of God,

What does that mean? You don't believe in God. As Shapiro asked why it was hard to answer, Newsom said they were talking about so few people. That's my point. That's my point. You got this country tied up like a prexel over this issue. When you're talking about 11 people.

We're talking about so few people that are struggling with gender identity issues, a lot of remarkable people, a lot of wildly successful people, and they've gone on in their life to have incredible lives. Could you name two other than Rupal and fucking Betty, whatever. I don't know. There's so much hate and bigotry, so much condemnation. Here's the fun. And there's where I'll never, when you disagree with somebody over a political issue or cultural issue, that makes you a hater, according to the left.

I brought it up on tough crowd. I go, what is this shit with being called a hater now? I'll show you real fucking hate. Shapiro said it wasn't an act of bigotry to declare boys cannot become girls, and he was exactly right. You know who has a little good take on it? Dr. Mark Siegel. I've seen him on TV a few times, and let's listen to him. Let me ask you a question.

No. When Lance Armstrong was banned in 2012 for all the doping scandals and steroids, they didn't say to him, we'll let you back if you stop. You know why? Because when you have years of steroids, adabolic steroids, it gives you a change in your body that gives you a competitive advantage. So even if you stop the hormones,

you still have the competitive advantage, and trans women athletes have been tested and have more grip strength. They have stronger bones. Grip strength. Maybe I'm transgender. I got quite grip strength, and that right hand is, oh, Jesus.

Good for you. Holy shit. Didn't even think of it. Look, I was confused and I moved to Savannah. I was just trying to fit in. I lived near a gay section and they would have another, you know, potluck dinner night. Look at those fucking males. Oh, that's enough. Take it down. I'm getting queasy. Nice going, Dallas. Score one for that. Anyways, that's it, ladies and gentlemen. Don't forget to watch Glenn Greenwall right after me. If he's doing a show, I don't know. I don't chuck this. schedule. Anyways, you want to send a personalized video to somebody, you know, from me,

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as I risk my life tonight on a plane. And I'll be on Lauda with Crowder. And I always have a ball. I love those people. They're good. It's a family over there. It's fun.

It's fun. Worst part is his dog comes up and puts his giant paw, which is like a human hand on my balls every time. Very odd. Of course, I have milk bones taped my nuts. but that has nothing.

Put that one. I want that one in there. Okay, that's it. You think it, I'll say, you're very welcome. See you back here on Monday, I believe, correct? All right, take care. Hi, good night, everybody.