The Nick DiPaolo Show - Lightfoot, Chicago's Lightweight | Nick Di Paolo Show #544

Episode Date: May 24, 2021

Libs eating libs. CRT needs CPR as far as Texas Goes. Fauci flip flops again.

Hey guys, I want to thank you so much for supporting this show. Free speech will always reign here, and it's only possible because of you guys. After all the problems with YouTube and the social media shadow banning and shit, not only are we still here, we are expanding. By the end of May, and this is for certain, we will have this show finally on Roku, We will have this show finally on Roku, Apple TV, Amazon Fire, Android TV, and even an app for your iPhone or Android mobile device. That's right. Finally.

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contact page. Again, thank you guys so much. A little while before we went into lockdown, a boy in my class came up to me and said that his dad told him to stay away from Chinese people. I told him that I was Chinese, he backed away from me. Eloise and I wrote the song based on that experience. So this is about him and all the other racist, sexist boys in this world.

One, two, three, four! Wraiths infect the void You are a wraith infect the void And you are pretty dang the toy Take, kill, shoot and destroy You are a wraith infect the void Wow, the Lendas really suck suck. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Nice going, Libs. You have 10, 11-year-old girls hating white men already. Congratulations, Libs. You're making a beautiful world. You fucking no good.

By the way, those poor girls aren't going to get a prick stuck in them for another 40 years. Nick, I'm just saying. Already angry and hateful. They don't even know why. Un-fucking-n-n-n-n-n. And the fucking girl's father didn't say stay away from Chinese people. This is the level they work at. My God.

But I'll tell you, it was a catchy little tune. I had the little foot going, and that girl can really play bass. Wait till she grows her adult fingers. She'll be terrific. Boy, were they pissed off, huh? Latina and Asian and all kinds. I'd kill you. I'd kill you right now.

Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay. Latina and Asian and all kinds of... I'd kill you. I'd kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay. Racist, suck-ass boy!

You know, a few years ago, I'd say probably ten years ago, my niece was like eight years old. She's walking around with a boy suck T-shirt. So my nephew, who was... He had his seventh birthday right after that. I gave him a girls are Cunts t-shirt. Nobody found it funny.

A group of girl rockers, that's the Linda Lynn, has signed a record deal. That's all it takes, folks, to be a female Latina or Asian and screaming how white males are the problem, and you get a record deal. They couldn't sing to save their lives, the poor bitches, but they signed a deal after this song about anti-Asian racism went viral. You know, the N-word should have been dropped in that song about eight times if that's what it's about, anti-Asian racism. The Linda Lind is a punk rock group full of girls who range in age from

10 to 16, but have the attitudes of 58-year-old fucking three-pack-a-day whores. Has inked a deal with Epitaph, a faggy record company. Can you imagine they got a deal? I'm still fucking hanging around here. Bandmates Bella,

Lucia, Eloise, and Myla, Amila, made waves in recent days with a clip of them rocking out to track titled Racist Sexist Boy at the LA, oh God, California, just secede, break off and fall into the fucking ocean like Bill Hicks said you were gonna. At the LA Public Library, it went viral. This is what goes on at libraries now. Remember the good old days when you'd be reading and I'd be whacking it on a computer right behind you? Listen. Footage uploaded to the library's Twitter page

was viewed more than 3.6 million times. The group who describes themselves online as half Asian, half Latina X. I still don't even know what that is. Latina X. Sisters, cousins, and know what that is. Latin X. Sisters, cousins, and friends who play music together because it's fun. Yeah, it's fun for you. It's not fun for the listener. It's very painful. It's like Yoko Ono. Somebody give her a tit twister. Also drew praise from some high profile fans. Song of the Day wrote Rage Against the Machine. Wow,

what machine are you raging against, Tom? Guitarist Tom Morello, who I don't want to badmouth because he actually praised Ted Nugent once. Tom Morello said that was the song of the day. Tommy, you're losing your touch, my friend. You need to shut the fuck up. Anyhow, in a related story, ladies and gentlemen, since i'm on the music thing i don't talk you know we don't do much pop culture here because pop culture is the culture and it's been ruined by

fucking left-leaning jerk-offs but uh american idol i know you're gonna laugh i still fucking like the show i didn't watch for about eight years like anybody else but i'm just saying um American Idol. I know you're going to laugh. I still fucking like the show. I didn't watch it for about eight years like anybody else, but I'm just saying. They crowned the winner last night, and it came down to three people, a blonde girl who's normal from the waist up.

She actually has a beautiful face, but she's deformed from the waist. I'm not fucking kidding you. It goes out like, I don't know what the fuck. I can't even the waist. I'm not fucking kidding you. It goes out like, I don't know what the fuck. I can't even explain it. I'm not shitting you. If she was sitting in this chair, her ass would touch that backdrop. I'm not fucking exaggerating. It's very, very weird. And she could sing like nobody's business. So it was her, came down to three people. This Willie Spence, this big black kid from Douglas, Georgia, I think he's gay and whatever, could sing like a motherfucker. Sings in church, you know, and just a sweet guy,

just a sweet kid. And it came down to Chase Beckham, a really handsome guy right here. He used to drive heavy machinery. And this kid, his song, he wrote an original that they played a few weeks ago, already went number one in the country charts or whatever. And he's got this smoky, raspy voice. And of course the girls love him. So I have to apologize for people who vote, because I said to my wife and 81 of my friends that we were snorting coke and watching the air, it was terrific. I said to my wife and 81 of my friends that we were snorting coca watch and it was terrific. I said to my wife, I said, I will bet you 10 grand that it's one of the fat. It's either the fat plus size girl who can sing or the gay fat black guy. There's no way, especially after they booted the kid with a mullet for doing nothing wrong.

And guess what? The voters got it right. This fucking kid's going to be a zillionaire tomorrow. So he beat out the big fat black gay guy. And you're like, I can't believe you're talking about this. Again, I told you why I watched the show, not just about the music and the auditioning, which is very tough to do. It's a good barometer for what's going on in this country. And they, you know, sob stories. Everybody has to cry on the show. And they shut me up last night when they actually got it fucking right. But here's another thing. Why am I talking about this? I'm flipping through the news today online. Good Morning America, I go to, or whatever, ABC, Steppenhopolis,

and whatever the fuck. Did they have Chase Beckham on, the winner? Well, no, they have to have the black gay guy too on. Nick, now what do you say? Do I have to explain it again? That's that kid's moment, the kid who won it all. Now, I could be wrong. Maybe you could go back to the last few years. The next morning, they have both the people on. I don't know. I could be wrong, but you're going to tell me if the fat black gay kid won, they'd have the fucking country singer on. Your sister's ass is delicious. I don't know.

It's that kid's moment. He has to share the spotlight with a big black guy. Once again, racism at work. A white privilege. I'm telling you, folks, I lived in Hollywood. I know how it works. You have the winner on. You don't have to fucking run. Have him on tomorrow. I'd be saying that if the black guy won. It's his moment to shine. Oh, my God. We ever going

to let go of slavery, you motherless fucks. What else did I want to say about that? That's about it. They sent that kid home with a mullet because we talked about it last week. Oh, that's the other point I wanted to make. So at the beginning of the show, the judges picked a song for each of the three contestants. They had the big black guy and the big woman with huge voices.

They picked perfect songs so they could belt it out. They have the winner, before he was crowned the winner, sing The Beatles' Blackbird, which is about what? Somebody had to explain it to me. It's about racism. I suppose that was just a coincidence. And they opened with a hip-hop number. You fucking people.

You're fooling nobody. I'll probably get a call if anybody's watching this show. They planned that out months ago. No, they didn't. They had the white guy sing a song about racism. It didn't even show off his voice. It was fucking horrible. Nick, are you getting worked up about America?

You're goddamn right. my life is that deep that was actually a great opening by the way I'm wearing this necktie that this very sweet woman gave me after a show again I can't remember I want to say Cleveland but But anyways. And you know what? I've had it. I've had this laying on my dining room table since she gave it to me when I came home from the road trip. Kept walking by it every morning, forgetting. So there you go.

And I drank the whiskey you gave me. Got fucked up. Can we get on to it, Nick? What are you going to cover next? Beyonce's miscarriage? Let's hope so. In our Libs, eating Libs segment tonight, hundreds of protesters, get this,

this gave me a fucking erection. Hundreds of protesters marched to the home of Chicago Mayor Beetlejuice Lightfoot on Thursday to criticize her leadership of the Windy City at the demonstration organized by over 40 organizations, including Black Lives Matter Chicago and the Chicago Teachers Union.

Could you get any more liberal and gross? Progressive protesters grumbled, get this, that the far-left Democratic may have failed the people of Chicago. Is it because we're black? Absolutely not. On the two-year anniversary, by the way, this is the broad who only give interviews to brown and black people. So may she find the tumor in her prostate.

On the two-year anniversary of the mayor's time in office, more than 300 protesters gathered outside Lightfoot's home in the Logan Square neighborhood in Chicago. The demonstrators voiced their complaints about Lightfoot's handling of several issues, including the coronavirus recovery, police reform, housing, education, the environment, and racial injustice. First of all, protesters, I hate her too. But do you ever think you're depending too much on government, you stupid motherfuckers?

Did that ever occur to you? Yeah, she's wrong about the climate change. She has control over that. How about that babies get shot every weekend, you dinks? Demonstrators held up report cards. Oh, no, this happened to me in third grade. What an embarrassment of Lightfoot's performance, for which she received failing grades on all of the issues.

One report card gave Lightfoot a letter grade F for her policies regarding law enforcement, especially for not, get this, for not defunding the police. So who's stupider, the mayor, the dumb bitch mayor, who's a racist pig, or these idiots who are protesting, who are upset she didn't defund the police in a city that leads the country in murders every weekend. Just let that sink in, you fucking ignorant liberal fucks. Nick, the kids watch your show. I hope so. Tommy, put down that lighter and kick in a gas and get out of your pajamas. For the past two years, Lightfoot's administration has continued to ignore the demands of its people.

Black Lives Matter Chicago wrote on its Facebook page, this administration has failed on multiple issues from environmental justice, listen to these shitheads, to education, to policing, to housing, and COVID recovery. Said Laurie Lightfoot in a response good kids mad city one of the community organizations that organize the protests and is a group for black and brown youth they don't care about white kids united in fighting to end violence in our city you see how the left is the most racist it's hilarious they called the right fucking racist they Oh my God, you're ignorant, you're racist. You've never been right about anything.

I can't wait till you all die in house fires that I'm going to light. Benjamin, get the gas. Anyways, uniting to fight, ending violence in our cities. You know what ended that? Not having kids out of wedlock. Thank you. Posted a video on Twitter of demonstrators chanting,

fuck Lori Lightfoot. Do you know how far off the reservation you have to be as a politician, as a black, gay, female, and having people in the most liberal city, Chicago, saying fuck you? Watch this. It was like music to my ears. Chicago saying fuck you watch this it was like music to my ears

Yeah, their heart was in it. Fuck you! That's how you say it. Fuck you! Fuck you! Can you imagine black gay female and being fucking told to fuck off? We are here to deliver Lori Lightfoot her report card that says she has failed us

in every possible way. Protester Oscar Gonzalez told WLSTV after he fucking snuck into the country and he still had seaweed in his hair. Back to you, Tom of the Weather.

It's not enough to be black. It's not enough to be female. You got to be right, terrorist stamps, a veteran Chicago public school teacher told WFLD. The Chicago Teachers Union tweeted that its 28,000 members are grateful and honored to be standing alongside protesters against the Chicago mayor. This is a classic libs eating libs. Lightfoot responded to the protest by saying, look, I ain't talking to you motherfuckers. I don't talk to white people now. No.

She responded to protests by saying, look, I'm the mayor of the city. Well, she got something right. There's also going to be people who are critical. There's always people who are going to say, we've fallen short. Yeah, because you have. You're a real crumbum. They say that when it's the truth. I don't believe she was elected. I don't believe the district attorney in St. Louis. All these angry black females were appointed. They

were not elected. They were appointed. This is still a 68% white country. Nobody sees the fucking world through her lens. Except for people like her who make up.01% of the population. Are you getting it yet? God, this show should win a Peabody Award. I can say that I'm proud of the progress that we've made.

Can you imagine standing up there? The protesters are right. I mean, kids are getting shot every weekend. The progress. We've cut it from 10 babies being killed to eight and a half. Proud of the progress that we've made and excited to continue the hard work to roll up our sleeves and get things done on behalf of the residents of this city.

Oh my God, you make me sick to my stomach. Jesus Christ, is this article almost over? I hate this bitch. Lightfoot is also taking fire for her recent remark that she would only be doing interviews with black and brown people and no crackers whatsoever. Wake up,

white people. Oh my god. Being chanted? Fuck you. I think they're fucking... I'll tell you, not all black politicians. I like this new guy. This Jerome Bell. We'll continue. Jerome Bell, this guy was a military dude, okay?

I like these guys. He's fucking, this guy's had enough of this liberal horseshit. Some black people get it, actually, that the people they vote for have been playing them like a fucking fiddle for the last 1940 years. Jerome Bell, who was running to represent Virginia's 2nd District after spending 27 years in the U.S. Navy

and retiring as chief petty officer, delivered a fiery speech at Kim Classic's Red Renaissance event, where I opened up with a few good zingers. Then I juggled and they booed me off the deck. A Renaissance event, where I opened up with a few good zingers. Then I juggled and they booed me off the deck. A renaissance event in Maryland. And here's a quote from Jerome Bell.

We are in trouble as a nation because we have these weak-ass Republicans. Excuse me. Weak-ass Republicans in this nation that are selling out to the radical left Democrats, Bell began, and Boise right on the money. You are correct, sir. What happened in 2020, this is why I love him, is a travesty in this country, Bell added.

I spent 27 years in the Navy, retired chief petty officer, and I did not spend almost three decades of my life to turn this country over to the radical left and to these weak-ass Republicans here in the United States of America. Our very way of life in this country is at stake he says. I fucking love it. I am your voice. Okay let's see him speak. And what I like to call communism. We are in, like this.

I've traveled all over this world in 27 years. I've been around this world more than 10 times. Must be a comedian. I've seen insurrections. January 6th was not an insurrection. I love it. You do not perform an insurrection with no guns. I love it.

Let me tell you that, all right? I've seen countries being taken over by dictators. I've been evacuated out when we had to leave when they were taken over by dictators. Preach, motherfucker. What you see now, we are in the midst of a communist coup in the United States of America. And it happened in November 2020. Hey, fucking man. I love this guy.

He's sick of it. I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore. How about that? I haven't heard anybody running, any politician at any level, come out and said, that election was stolen. You got my vote so far. You and DeSantis and Papu Cannon and Mussolini, if we can get him in. Guy's laughing, but I love him.

Bell also demanded Republicans amplify calls for voter ID and referenced Joe Biden's infamous claim that black Americans who voted for President Trump ain't black. Can you imagine Joe saying, can you imagine Trump saying like that? You, even though Joe Biden said, I ain't black, this is Jerome speaking, he said, I is black. I ain't black. This is Jerome speaking. He say, I is black. No, black people, he says, are smart enough to go get IDs.

He's exactly right. Bell quipped, if they have voter ID in Iraq, they have voter ID in Afghanistan, they can have voter ID in India. We can have voter ID here in the United States he continued because there's nothing that you can do in the United States without a goddamn voter ID there's nothing that you can do in the United States and not have an ID you need an ID to get an EBT I love how he does that one first an EBT card uh if you got a damn EBT card, you need an ID. If you smoke, you need an ID. If you drink, you need an ID.

You go to register your car, you need an ID. You get on a damn plane, you need an ID. You got to have an ID up in this mother book. I added that for emphasis. Bell bellowed to cheers from the crowd. Don't let Democrats tell you, well, you know, that's voter suppression. It's a damn lie. Excuse my language, but it is.

It's a lie, he says. He was the best guy around. Like this guy a lot. You go get him, Jerome. Let's get him on the show. Bell ended his speech by once again slamming weak Republicans. One thing my daddy used to tell me, and I'm going

to end on this, said Bell, there is no such thing as a moderate Republican. Again, he's right on the money. A moderate Republican is a rhino. How do you know? You look at their voting record, because my daddy used to say, boy, get in here. No. My daddy used to say, once somebody shows you who they are, you believe them. That's good advice. Even if it's a hooker in France. Boy, I learned that the hard way. Now, listen.

Look a little heavy. I didn't even eat that much. Let's stay on race because it's the United States of America. It's 2021, and we have an administration that literally hates white people, literally the people they're supposed to represent, especially male ones. They still have people who weren't charged with anything, sitting in solitary confinement since January 6th. That was my favorite line of his, by the way. You can't have an insurrection without weapons. It's mind-boggling. It's creepy. And you know why this shit, people believe

in it? Because they start these kids off. Indoctrination has been going on forever. This shit didn't even happen when Trump showed up. You know this has been going on forever. But now it's right out in the open. Example, critical race theory. I say, my headline was, critical race theory needs, CRT needs CPR. As far as the state of Texas goes, they ain't having it down there. The Texas legislator thinks critical race theory isn't critical to teach, that is. And they're right on the money. It's just a hateful anti-white horseshit philosophy. On Saturday, the state Senate passed a bill banning such curriculum, and I think a lot of people were very happy about that, were they not? Yes, they were.

Hey, everybody, we're all going to get laid. Everybody, we're all going to get laid. Eleven days prior, the House affirmed HB 3979 by a vote of 79 to 65, as noted by the Texas Tribune. The support in the chamber came over opposition from dozens of education, business, and community groups. Anytime you see community groups, you know they're on the wrong side of everything. One foe, Mark Wiggins, lobbyist for the Association of Professional Educators, to hear him tell it, the band's downright disrespectful.

What's it like to be a self-hating white guy? Here he is getting a handjob from his midget life partner. Fucking fruity tooty. He says it's disrespectful to ban this shit. As for Senate affirmation, it was no surprise. The upper chamber had already given the thumbs up to a similar proposal. God bless Texas.

The legislation, which will head to the governor's desk once the House approves the Senate's changes, states thusly, and listen up, please. changes states thusly, and listening up, please, a teacher of specified social studies history and government courses could not be compelled to discuss current events or widely debated and currently controversial issues of public policy or social affairs. A teacher who chose to discuss such topics would have to, to the best of the teacher's ability, strive to explore those topics from diverse and contending perspectives without giving deference to any one perspective. They're telling the teachers how to teach now and what to do. Furthermore, no course can espouse any of the following. These are all the things they just did a reverse.

This is why they banned this critical race shit. So anyways, no course can espouse any of the following. One race or sex was inherently superior to another race or sex. To hear him tell it, the band's downright disrespectful. As for Senate affirmation, it was no surprise the upper chamber had already given thumbs up to a similar proposal. The legislation, which will head to the governor's desk once the House approves the Senate's changes, states thusly, a teacher of specified social studies history and government courses could not be compelled to discuss current events or widely debated and currently controversial issues of public policy

or social affairs. A teacher who chose to discuss such topics would have to, to the best of the teacher's ability, strive to explore those topics from a diverse and contending perspective without giving deference to anyone one perspective. In other words, you can't teach that black people a superior to white people, because that's what it's teaching, critical. Furthermore, no course can espouse any of the following. One race or sex was inherently superior to another race or sex, okay, which sounds reasonable to me.

I can do anything better than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't, motherfucker. An individual by virtue of the individual's race or sex was inherently racist, sexist. In other words, this shit all applies to white people. Are you getting it, folks?

They're teaching the kids that white people fucking bad, black people good. Or sex, and I should say male too, inherently racist, sexist, or oppressive, whether consciously or unconsciously. Can you imagine? I have never done anything racist. Yeah, but you're racist. You just don't know it. Suck a dick and die and go back to fucking Nigeria an individual should be discriminated against or receive adverse treatment solely or partly because of the individual's race or sex

despise it with every fiber of my being too fella members of one race or sex cannot and should not attempt to treat others without respect to race or sex. An individual's moral character is necessarily determined by the individual's race or sex. Do you understand what's going on here? The people on the left, this critical race theory, they're using what the Klan used to do. They're just reversing it on white people who had nothing to fucking do with slavery.

You wonder why we're at each other's throats. An individual by virtue of the individual's race or sex bore responsibility for actions committed in the past. In other words, don't, they're trying to blame Whitey, who, like I said, who lives in this country today on what happened 300 years ago or whatever. I've lost track. 1973. Actions committed in the past by other members of the same race or sex. It's just so ridiculous. An individual should feel discomfort, guilt, anguish, or any other form of psychological distress

on account of the individual's race or sex. Meritocracy. Get this one. This is the one that makes my balls stand up. What? Speaking of those, the fucking testosterone? Jesus Christ, they got like cashews down there now. I used to have a nice ball back.

Back to the show. Meritocracy or traits such as hard work ethic, such as hard work ethic are racist or sexist or created by members of a particular race to oppress

Working hard and doing your best was created for you know, oppress black people. Oh my god who came up with this The bill also champions an understanding of the nation's founding according to its actual documents as as well as the fundamental moral, political, and intellectual foundations of the American experiment in self-government. To those who attended school long ago, all of the above may seem a given. However, in case you've been paying no attention, schools have changed just a smidge. Yeah, so good for you, Texas.

I'm sure you'll be labeled the most racist state in the union, like you always have, when you're actually the most logical. Do you understand? I'm not trying to be racist here. No, it'll be taken. Have you ever seen a country, seriously, a successful country run by black people? Other than, you know, South Africa, now that they're slaughtering white farmers.

That's a pretty good effort. But they're against, literally, hard work. It's all emotion-based. Everything this country was founded on, they reverse with critical race theory. How'd we get here, folks? Two words. Sarah Silverman.

Oh, let's go. Anyway. You need a manager, Rock. You need a manager. You need a colleague. You got to eat lightning, you got to crap under. Black on black violence, yawn. Once again, again, and these come under mass shootings,

even though when people talk about mass shootings, what does everybody say? Got to be a crazy white boy and blah, blah, blah. Meanwhile, mass shooting is defined as what, three or more people or four? Every weekend it happens in black communities. Two people were killed. This was crazy. New Jersey, I think. Two people were killed, 12 was crazy. New Jersey, I think. Two people were killed, 12 others wounded in a shooting at a house party in Cumberland County late Saturday night.

I think it was New Jersey, was it not? No. Let me ask you a question. Black people, can we have more than three years together without fucking gunplay? No, it's a sincere question. Black people, can we have more than three years together without fucking gunplay? No, it's a sincere question. No arrests have been made in the case, police said. New Jersey State Police responded to a home in the 1000 block of East Commerce Street shortly before midnight to find a 30-year-old man, this is really sad, 25-year-old woman dead of gunshot wounds. You go to a party on Saturday night and you end up dead. Twelve other adults were struck by gunfire, and I'm sure Don Lemnum's going to talk about it all night, right? Struck by gunfire, taken to various hospitals. One of those 12 suffered serious injuries,

currently listed in critical condition, and that was yesterday, who knows. The gathering was a 90s-themed birthday party with attendees of all ages. There's a mistake. What do you mean all ages? You're bringing your kids? A community member told New Jersey Advance Media, CNN reports that six patients were... Of course they're covering. They're going to turn it into an anti-gun thing. CNN reports that six patients were taken to Six Flags. What?

No, were taken to Cooper University. Why do you take them to a college? They're wounded. No, it's Cooper University Hospital, stupid. Okay. It's in Camden, yuck. And two have already been released. The victims have not been identified. Yet. They never are anymore, are they? Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you? I'm a wounded kid laying nuts in a punch bowl. That's who. The roadway in front of the home where the

shooting occurred was lined with vehicles of party attendees. No kidding. Johnson said, and he estimated 200 people were in attendance. Jesus, I'd have a party in high school. I'd get 11. The area around the house remained blocked off

with police tape late Sunday morning. The yard was strewn with debris, including overturned canopies and tables. Police continued investigating the scene. Going in and out of the house, an investigator with a metal detector scanned the front yard and found two quarters and said, fuck it, I'm going home. Scanned the front yard as others focused their attention

on about a dozen cars parked in the driveway. Melissa Helmbach, the founder of local advocacy organization Hopeloft, said her organization was working to provide support to those affected. Volunteers of America will establish a mobile crisis command center to provide support to those affected. Volunteers of America will establish a mobile crisis command center to provide counselors Sunday afternoon and Life Worth Living, an anti-gang advocacy group, see, once again, gangs show up, is visiting families in the neighborhood,

Helmbrecht said, and let there be no mistake, she said, this despicable and cowardly act of gun violence only steals our commitment to ensuring New Jersey leads the nation in passing, here you go, in enforcing strong gun common sense law, safety law, you fucking, you know who said that? Shithead, Governor Murphy. He really is the dumbest guy on the friggin'

planet. I'm not exaggerating. He's turning this into a gun issue. Not that kids are growing up in one family households and churning out criminal after criminal, generation after generation. That's got nothing to do with it. It's guns. Mr. Murphy, Governor Shithead, one more time. There's how many members of the NRA? What is it?

I don't even know. 80 million? 100 million? How come they can do it without fucking killing each other? You ever ask yourself that? No, because that would involve culture and race. And you're ballersless, like me.

Keep on that testosterone. I find that ironic. I'm taking testosterone, and it's turning my ball bag into a clit. I mean, what kind of... Oh, good. We need some good news, right? Finally, some good news.

A UK activist known as the Black Panther of Oxford is fighting for her life after being shot in the head following numerous death threats, according to her political party. She has her own party, does she now? Congratulations. It is with great sadness that we inform you that our own Sasha Johnson, you know, she hates white men with a passion, has sustained a gunshot wound to her head. She's currently hospitalized and in critical condition and taking the initiative party, that's her party, wrote Sunday about the attack in the South London area. The incident happened in the early hours of this morning.

Following numerous death threats, the party said of the Black Lives Matter leader who made headlines last year for wanting to create an official registry of racists. Wow, seems like a nice person, huh? BLM UK also expressed its shock in solidarity at the senseless attack, tweeting, any attempt to intimidate or silence her is an attack on all of us.

Let's hope so. So am I supposed to get upset because a racist was shot in the head? Seriously, if that's a white guy from the Klan, am I supposed to be upset? Or should I be happy? I'm not happy, but can I be neutral without being called a racist? What am I supposed to be? She's a malignant twat. Johnson was shot after a party. Listen to this. I'm going to point out, this is reading articles with Nick. Johnson was shot after a party in London's Metropolitan Police said it was not connected to the death threats. So why bring up the death threat? Well, we have to make it sound like it was white people who ate the leader of Black Lives Matter.

The incident is now being investigated by the department's gang unit. Okay, that's how you should have opened the article. gang unit. Okay, that's how you should have opened the article. While the investigation is at an early stage, there's nothing to suggest that the woman who was shot was the subject of a targeted attack or that she had received any credible threats against her prior to the incident, the force insisted in a statement. Detective Chief Inspector Jimmy Telly also pleaded for people to avoid speculating. Now you're going to tell people how to think about an incident? Avoid speculating as to the motive or the circumstance behind it. Jesus Christ.

A friend of Johnson's, Iman Ayton, told the BBC that she does not believe the prominent activist was the intended victim of the attack. What are you saying? Whitey's off the hook on this one? Put your hand down, by the way. Your fucking pit smells like curry. Her friend said, as far as I'm aware, this incident is more related to rival gangs. Oh, thank God it's not fucking white supremacy. Rival gangs as opposed to her activism. You want to believe that. I want to believe otherwise.

Does it make me evil? Aiton said of the mom of three. Where are your kids, by the way, when you're out protesting all day and hating whitey? Where are they? Future gangsters. The Taking the Initiative Party, what a catchy title, was formed last summer as a protest against racial inequality swept the globe following the police killing of George Floyd in Minnesota late May.

BLM UK praised Johnson as a fearless political campaigner who was at the forefront of many bail-in protests last summer. She's a malignant cunt. Ah, easy. She's fucking injured now. Take it easy. Take it easy. That's an angry situation. Take it easy. She impressively founded a new black-led political party

called I Hate Whitey, ready to be the shit, and was dedicated to resist anti-black racism. Let me just put that in plain language. It was dedicated to hating Whitey and blaming all the world's problems on Whitey. And you know what? It backfired. Why are you at a party where gangs of members show up? There were about four other mass shootings this weekend. I didn't feel like, I'm bored with it, actually.

But, you know, if it's a white kid in seventh grade, we'll cover it. I tell you, folks, I am as tired. We haven't talked about COVID in about a fucking nanosecond. Let's do some of that. Mr. Fauci making news again. Didn't recognize him without his fucking mask. Fauci flip-flops again. Headline,

Dr. Anthony Fauci, a top advisor to President Biden on the coronavirus pandemic, said he's not convinced, that's a quote, the deadly virus developed naturally. Who said that? Who the fuck said that?

Fauci. You know why this is a big statement? Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Ouchie. Which, you know why this is a big statement? Because Republicans are trying to pin him. He headed up the NIH. He's the one who funded the research that was going on when the shit escaped the lab. It was him funneling the money. At least that's what a lot of people believe. So for him to say that maybe it did come out of a fucking lap?

Anyways, and has called for further investigation into where it emerged. And I'll translate that. I'll say that today and then people will forget about it and nobody will do any research. We'll be fine. Fauci was asked during a Pointer event. I went there last year. A lot of brunch. United Facts of America, a festival of fact-checking earlier this month about whether he was confident that COVID-19 developed naturally.

And he said, quote, no, actually, I am not convinced about that. I think we should continue to investigate what went on in China until we continue to find out the best of our ability what happened when we all know what happened. We all knew about a month after it happened when a woman, prominent woman,

covering the story in China disappeared. Tucker Carlson's had this woman scientist who worked at the lab. I think she worked at the lab. Anyway, she's a leading scientist in China. She came here. She's been on shows twice saying it was definitely the China government and it was definitely done intentionally. Good enough for me.

Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, said, according to Fox News, we need to investigate more. Certainly the people who investigated, he said, say it likely was the emergence from an animal reservoir that infected individuals, but it could have been something else, and we need to find that out. So, you know, that's the reason why i said i'm perfectly in favor of any investigation that looks into the origin of the virus this guy fucking flip-flop flip-flop has he been he's is he even a fucking doctor

we're gonna find out you know we're gonna find out this guy owned a chain of Baskin Robbins. Why did I pick the oldest fucking ice cream place? The coronavirus was first reported in the Chinese city of Wuhan in December 2019. It jumped off of bats balls right at Nick DiPaolo's coffee cup, and then it spread throughout the United States. Chinese city of Wuhan in December 2019,

and many believe it could have begun in a lab there and escaped and I think you can tell by these people translation, shut the door, we just let some germs out Fauci was pressed on that theory during a Senate hearing on May 11th and said he would support a further investigation why don't you tell us that again in the article, you fucks? During exchange with Senator Roger Marshall, he's terrific.

Do you think it's possible that COVID-19 arose from a lab accident in Wuhan and it should be fully investigated? Marshall, a doctor, asked Fauci. That's a possibility. Certainly exists. And I am totally in favor of fully... Is this redundant? I'm

fucking fast-forwarding. Yes, he said. A few months after the start of the pandemic, here's where it gets interesting. Last year, Fauci said the virus most likely evolved in nature and then jumped species as opposed to being artificially or deliberately manipulated, which is known as

gain of function, I believe. Jesus Christ. Gee, what's Fauci's take on this, by the way? Fauci and Senator Rand Paul clashed again. I love Rand Paul. He just doesn't. He's a doctor, too. They clashed during the hearing

over whether the United States government funded gain of function research at the Wuhan lab, a process of making a virus more potent in a controlled lab setting as a way to generate better vaccines to defeat it. Is that why they would do it or maybe use it as a weapon? That's the excuse they use. Ostensibly, it's so we can find out more about, you know, how to kill it.

Let's take a look at the clash between Rand Paul, and he's had many with Fauci. This was a good one, too. We're fighting a pandemic that has about a 1% mortality. Can you imagine if a SARS virus that's been juiced up and had viral proteins added to it to the spike protein, if that were released accidentally. Dr. Fauci, do you still support funding of the NIH funding of the lab in Wuhan? Senator Paul, with all due respect, you are entirely and completely incorrect that the NIH has not ever and does not now fund gain-of-function research in the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Do they fund Dr. Baric? We do not fund gain-

Do you fund Dr. Baric's gain-of-function research? Dr. Baric does not doing gain-of-function research, and if it is, it's according to the guidelines, and it is being conducted in North Carolina. Oh, that makes us feel safe. You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! Last Thursday, Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee released a report claiming there's a significant circumstantial evidence that the coronavirus originated from a leak at China's Wuhan Institute of Virology and that the United States government

may have funded or collaborated, that would be Anthony, in the research that led to it. International efforts to discover the true source of the virus, however, have been stymied by a lack of cooperation from the People's Republic of Lying Motherless Fox China. The Republicans wrote in the report,

they're lying bastards. No, I added that. You can't handle the truth! You can't, Mr. Fauci. Well, you just don't know it. You're jumping all over yourself. Anyways, that is it for today, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Good to be back on a Monday.

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