The Nick DiPaolo Show - Lightfoot Lightweight | Nick DiPaolo Show #381

Episode Date: July 22, 2020

Get rid of the White man, says BLM UK organizer. Trump suggests everyone wear a mask, it'll get worse before it gets better. Kid makes $1000 selling "N-word" passes. Thank you John from Boston, MA for your "Ask Nick!" question and for your continued support on Patreon! FREE! MONDAY - THURSDAY 5PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir

Hey guys, Nick DiPaolo. I'm sure you're like me. You have to be scared at the censorship that's going on for people who think like we do. And by that I mean who are for the truth and not a politically correct left-wing jerk-off. There's very few places you can go. This is one of them, the Nick DiPaolo podcast. If you want to do that, go to nickdip.com. You can sign up there. You can go to patreon.com, become a monthly member. Patreon.com, become a monthly member, and then you get access to over 300 shows I've already done. You get to ask me a question, all kinds of benefits there. And remember, subscribe on YouTube and make sure you stay subscribed because they're actually unsubscribing people. Anyways, that's proof that you need a show like this.

I thank you for your time. So now I want you to enjoy the show. So enjoy. Oh, yeah. It's that time again, folks. How are you? What is going on in the world? You know, tomorrow's a big day. My gun arrives. I go to... I'm living a fucking wet dream.

I'm living in Georgia. I'm picking up my AR-15 tomorrow. Might as well get a Ford F-150, get this overboard. Maybe finger pop my cousin. What? Hey, folks, Raz was in a cult as a kid. He just told me. A lot of people call it the Catholic Church, but...

You said the Pope was black in this cult? Was he black? The Pope was black in this cult? Was he black? The Pope was black. And instead of having that big pointy fucking hat, what did he have, like a Jimmy hat, like the Jamaicans wear when they're selling weed? Anyways, we'll delve more into that on a later show. Raz is going, I told you not to say a goddamn thing.

Anyways, how you guys doing out there? All right? Yeah, okay. What do I want to say? You're a real crumbum. Yeah, so are you. You're a creep.

You're so stupid. You're so stupid. So fucking stupid. Well, first of all, let's thank all the people who chat live during the show at 5 p.m as you saw yesterday youtube likes to play games with us tommy sent me this thing as the show was premiering uh we're gonna stick it out here for now but as i told you last week we have a contingency plan that's my boy tommy always thinking ahead anyways, here's one of the super chats that came through. This is from Senor Nasuno from yesterday.

Hey, Nick, aren't you afraid Raz is going to cut you someday? What kind of racist shit is that? Although now that I found out he's in a cult, maybe he'll poison me with some fucking, what are Janestown, what are they, we drink Kool-Aid? Maybe he'll put some fucking green drank. I mean, purple drank. Green?

I can't even fake being racist. Raz is the fucking nicest guy you're ever going to meet. But, you know, maybe I'll go too far one day. You know, he'll throw a fucking pen at me or something. Anyways, here's some of my upcoming tour dates. Again, Tom, for the love of fuck, man. September 17th through 19th, the Plaza Hotel

and Casino in Vegas. We're not sure now because Vegas is going back to like, what are they, phase one of the COVID thing. All these things might be up in the air, folks. October 2nd, Jonathan's at Gunkwit maine october 10th stand up live huntville alabama october 11th zany's comedy club nashville tennessee november

19th the improv raleigh north carolina uh anyways so and again thanks for the super chats keep them coming yeah uh i was watching youtube tommy sends, right? It says we had almost 4,000 people and then it would go down, it would say 215 people watching and then you'd have to refresh it and it would say the real number and then it'd go back to 215. Do you see what we're up against?

Huh? Just because of my beliefs and your beliefs. Fucking big tech. I have never hated people more, and I'm serious, if you vote Dem, I used to love in that politics, I used to never let them get in the way of my friendship, I'm gonna fucking question all of you, God fucking damn, you're watching tyranny being played out, and God forbid fucking the Dems get the White House. Seriously, you won't recognize this country in 10 minutes.

Here's a jerk-off who should live here. Let's start with this half a fig. Black Lives Matter speaker. This is in the UK, of course. The UK, folks, if you don't know anything about England, it's been socialist for the last 20-something years. Bill Hicks went over there, became kind of famous, and even he said he called it a socialist shithole. And he's a fucking left winger.

But watch, when I see a kid like this, I just think, oh my God, look what the media and social media has done to kids like this. This fruit cup, excuse me, me go ahead play this ass white mean it means recognizing that there is one common enemy the white man and uh and the systems that they use are capitalism patriarchy and fascism by white men for white men in the interests of white men fighting the same fight it just strengthens the army a problem shared as a problem half to imagine and he ends it with this dress the fact that you know all of these groups of people the issues they face, it all comes from the same people, white men. So we need to get rid of them.

When you fall in that category, are you biracial? But if this is what we're up against, I think we're going to win. This kid couldn't fight his way out of a dry cleaning bag, this fucking jerk-off. It's all the white men. Think about what kind of process his mind has gone through, what kind of poison he's been fed his whole life to believe that shit. Let me stick up for the white man like I don't normally do. I want somebody to come up and compare another culture, another race's achievements with the white man, the Western European white male.

The United States, democracy. Democracy has pulled more people out of poverty all over this planet. You can't even fucking argue with that. I'll just start there. Oh, we put a man on the moon, but we couldn't have done that without lesbians and fucking black and brown people, right? Ooh, thought that was my coffee. Medicine. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Medicine, yeah. Go to Africa if you get sick. Some guy will rub chicken blood on your tits. Do a dance. Raz ain't laughing at this shit, but it's true, Raz. I don't give a fuck. I don't care what kind of black pope you're praying to.

Science, math, we've done it all. And that's the problem. That's why we dominate the fucking planet and you look at that as racism. There's a million other things. Come on. Popeil pocket fisherman.

My pillow. Do I have to go on? The game Twister. That's white shit. Baseball. Basketball. Football. All taken over by black people. Congratulations. baseball, basketball, football, all taken over by black people.

Congratulations. White man invented it. Anything else? This should have been a fucking, you know, N-word segment. Oh, my fucking, no culture, no race has done more. And point to another country where socialism, Marxism, whatever you want to call it, has worked. Let me save you the time because you know damn well there is none.

That's where we're headed. It's not about George Floyd, not about race. They keep doing that because they win every time they do that. Because people who get accused of that shit come out and go, I apologize. My company apologizes. Those are not the values. Shut the fuck up and fight back. Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy.

Speaking of the white man in power, Trump raises $20 million from 300 donors. That's not that many donors when you're talking 20 mil. In the first ever virtual fundraising. Give me the money, you understand me? Give me the fucking money, you hear me? You hear me? I said come here, bust my body. Give me the fucking money.

This is a great day for the president and for the country showing the robust enthusiasm for President Donald Trump. Kimberly Guilfoyle, basically his daughter-in-law, the national chair of the Trump Victory Finance Committee, told Breitbart News on Tuesday evening. Well, if there's so much enthusiasm for Kimberly, why is his, you know, ratings at 36 percent? Again, who believes those numbers, though, after what happened in the last election? Pulling in $20 million in a single fundraiser is stunning for any candidate,

especially in the age of virtual events during the coronavirus pandemic. The event included a roundtable and other virtual features for which the president participated in every development of. So he was involved i am your voice this shows the momentum that the president has uh that everyday americans are

choosing trump guilfoyle told breitbart the silent majority is speaking up with a willingness and a desire to vote for four more years on november 3rd like I said, I'd like to believe that, but if you believe the numbers, that doesn't... Here's my biggest fear, and it's been my fear since Trump got elected and they went after him with all these hoaxes, the Russia, the Mueller report and all that shit, that they were going to cause so much chaos around him. They were going to cause so much chaos that even people who were on the fence

were going to go, you know what? We need a rest from this. Let's vote for somebody else. And you know what helped that? The COVID shit. You know what I mean? Now they're trying to blame him. Really? If there was anybody else in office, you would have figured out the COVID thing. How can you pin that on him? Something that's unprecedented that we've never had to deal with. But I'm just saying, put that on top of all the other chaotic shit and all the hearings and all the dust the left kicked up and people are going to go, Jesus Christ, we need a break. But do you really want it? Is that a break? Bringing in somebody like Biden, who's going to be a puppet for AOC and who wants to turn this society upside down as we know it? I don't think so. Who else could we throw in there

if Trump's numbers are that low? There's got to be a... Let me think about this. Bruce Willis. Tom Selleck. I'm just thinking of a... No, I know who. Freaking, uh...

James Woods. He went to Harvard fucking genius Twitter booted him I think he's back on now I'm just saying there's other options if we you know Trump's numbers are going to lower and shit but here's what I I think once again he's calling he's supposedly going to call in federal uh troops to straighten out the violence in Chicago and Portland. And even though Lori, I like that fucking muncher carpet, Lightfoot refuses, although she's coming around. We'll get to the 12 people, 14 people shot at a funeral in Chicago. OK, and she tweets out, I will never let him bring in federal troops. What the fuck?

She is blinded, first of all, because he's a white alpha male. She's a black lesbian. Do you get it? So she hates him. She's so blind that she doesn't care

that her citizens in her city that she runs are getting slaughtered. She hates Trump that much. Fucking send her a dildo in the mail. It explodes. Nice big white one. Do they make big white ones?

I got my fucking wife a black one. Looks like a pepper mill from a steakhouse. Size doesn't matter. Really? Go into a dildo shop. You see any nice four and a half inch ones? What kind of commentary is that, Nick? You don't hear that on Hannity. Exactly.

But 20 million bucks, man. I got to start sending the money. I keep getting hit up by them guys, you know. But I figure I had his son on the show twice. So I'm doing my part. You know what I'm saying? That's how I am. Maybe we can get Guilfoyle on the money. I keep getting hit up by them guys, you know, but I figure I had his son on the show twice. So I'm doing my part. You know what I'm saying? That's how I am. Maybe we can get Guilfoyle on the show. I've met her a few times. Let's stay on the president. Okay. President Trump warned on Tuesday that the nasty, horrible, a little redundant there. He really is a bad speaker. A little redundant there. He really is a bad speaker.

Coronavirus will get worse in the United States before it gets better. Yikes. He also professed a newfound respect for the protective face mask he has seldom worn. He pulled one from his pocket and did a puppet show in the briefing room. He said, quick imitation, a 12 year old black kid in Chicago. And he put it on, he put his finger out like a gun. Do that. You'll fucking win in a landslide. Let's take a look at, uh, he hasn't been doing these press conferences. And I would thought that was a good thing because he did not help himself every day coming out during the covid thing with fauci and all the other people and he did the longer he talked you know he did not uh anyways this is

him uh yesterday yesterday you said that wearing a mask was an act of patriotism if that is the case why don't you do it more frequently well i, I do actually do it when I need. I mean, I carry the mask when I have to go. I went into Walter Reed Hospital the other day. I have the mask right here. I carry it, and I will use it gladly, no problem with it. And I've said that, and I say, if you can, use the mask. When you can, use the mask. If you're close to each other, if you're in a group, I would put it on.

Is that it? Raz. God damn you. Do you even look at my numbers? No, you're right. I would put it on. Again, he sounds like me fucking doing an essay in high school. Just spewing, repeating shit, redundant.

I'd wear a mask in close places. He went on to say, if you're in an elevator with somebody, the other day I was in an elevator, I put it on. You hear the tone, though, of the press, the woman asking, you're praising the mask now,

why don't you wear one? It's like fucking, it's like junior high mentality. That's all they have is gotcha questions for them. Just like children. We got to move the fucking capital out of D.C. That is so PC. It's the only city I hate doing comedy in.

And luckily they haven't had me back a couple of clubs. D.C. Improv. I lit that place up. Nobody would shake my hand after the show. Fucking giving people the bird as they're leaving. Fuck you. And of course, some chunky dyke was running it who didn't like me. Yeah. Then I did a gig at a theater with Geraldo and a few other people. And even Geraldo, he was getting moans. It's not exactly a rough comic in his back in his day, but I hate it. Anyways, so Trump's a big fan of the mask.

As we break a record again for people dying, nobody predicted Fauci, none of those fucking geniuses. Remember they said sunlight and heat might be good for it? This shit is flourishing in the sun, like a goddamn tomato plant. People is dropping dead everywhere. Hmm. Let's stay on the Trump administration.

Yes, I was. I was going to say, I don't have all the facts on this, but my wife was saying, who's a pharmacist, that it might be that you always have COVID, like it doesn't go away. It could be like syphilis or herpes or something like that. First of all, syphilis goes away. The fuck

you talking about? I've had it six times. It goes away. Herpes. Yeah, that's one that's going to come stay with you. But yeah, I read that too. We're COVID people get infected. Sometimes it's coming back now. Some people suffer brain damage from it. And they're worried about people getting stigmatized who had it. So I'm going to quit bragging that I had it. By the way, I've been sweating through my pillow

and sheets again. What's that about? Wife's like, oh, that's just, you know, you know, you getting older. I said, I don't go through menopause. You do. I got the air condition on 11 and I'm soaking through the sheets. The fuck is going on out there?

What's the matter with you? Let's stay on the Trump administration. Our little, our little press secretary, the little hottie, Kayleigh McEnany. Fucking Raz loves her. I won't admit to it. You can see it in his eyes. Reporter Kimberly Helcott denies calling Kayleigh McEnany lying bitch during briefing. And I think you know the bitches.

You know the bitches. Wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee Kimberly Helcet of Al Jazeera, I'm starting to lean towards, that's her, she works for Al Jazeera, denies swearing and says she told McEnany, okay, you don't want to engage. But journalists in political age replay the tape repeatedly Tuesday. Can you imagine? Our country's burning down around us, and this is what we're fighting over. It's like junior high school. They played the tape repeatedly straining to hear what Halkett muttered after a heated exchange.

A reporter for the Post, that means the Washington Post of course, seated in front of Halkett at the morning press briefing heard her say McEnany didn't want to engage and did not hear her curse. The official transcript released Tuesday afternoon

also supported her denial. So now we're going to listen to it. Aren't we, Raz? We're going to listen to it. Now, this is one of those things. If you listen to hear for, oh, you don't want to engage, that's what you'll hear.

But if you listen to her say, you're a dumb bitch or whatever she said, you'll hear that. It's one of those things. Raz thought it was bitch. And you know me, I would defend the little blonde fucking Trump girl, but I don't think the woman called her. I heard, okay, you don't want to engage.

And I'm agreeing with abroad from Al Jazeera, so I'm definitely not being biased here, but take a listen for yourself. This is important. About mass mail out voting. And I know you don't want to hear them, which is why you talk over me. But I encourage you to read the op-ed. On the China vaccine research.

You've gotten two questions, which is more than some of your colleagues. Yes. Thank you, Kelly. Thank you so much. What did she say? I think we heard it. Listen, we'll listen. Fucking bitch.

Oh, it sounded like fucking bitch that time. Clip. If you shut the fuck up and let me read my list. Play it again, Raz. Let's listen real close. About mail, mass mail out voting. And I know you don't want to hear them which is why you talk over me but i encourage you to read the op-ed yeah on the china vaccine researches

okay you don't want to engage i'm still hearing i don't know but with such acrimony in the briefing room when since trump's become president and they said the woman stormed out angrily, who they accused of saying, I didn't hear it. I heard her say, nice ass, I love your blonde pubes. Oh, that was me. Imagine seeing Hannity say that, it would be so fun. I'll tell you, I'd like to get a piece of that. See how calm she stays? The woman's talking over her.

And she's like, this is why you're trying to talk. And then the woman tries to get in a second question. And she goes, you've already had two questions. That's more than your cost. She doesn't even get excited. I could never do that job. I'd be going, shut your fucking pie hole before I shut it for you, you tailless wonder. Then I'd climb into the bleachers like the Bruins did against the Rangers in the 80s

and start hitting people with my shoes. Let's stay on Trump news. I'm disgusted with our country right now. A Michigan school district fired a popular high school teacher and coach after he pointed out that Trump is our president on social media. They canned him. Son of a whore! Varsity baseball coach. He's a white guy.

Look at him. Oh, my God. He must be a skinhead. social studies teacher Justin Kucera said Walled Lake school district officials hauled him into a closed-door meeting after he indicated his support for President Trump's speech to reopen schools. He told the Washington Free Beacon that the Walled Lake Western principal and district superintendent gave him an ultimatum. Be fired or resign, they said to him. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're fired. You're fired. Fuck you. Fuck you. That's how I would respond. He didn't. He says, I was,

listen to this. I was required to meet with the human resources, the superintendent and my principal on July 10th. They initially took my statement on why I tweeted those tweets, and they told me they would have a decision about my future employment in the upcoming days. When they completed the meeting, I was told I had the option to either be fired or resign. For making a statement, a statement of fact, Kucera said the statement that Kocim's job was intended to unify rather than divide. He says, I know a lot of people are just rooting for Trump to fail, and I don't think that anybody should do that, Kassiris said. Agree with him or not, you should want the president to do well.

I apologize that my tweet brought so much negative attention, but I'm not sorry for what I said. Kassiris was a popular figure at the high school before the episode, according to parents and former teachers. Even his detractors lauded him on social media as they condemned the tweet. One student who disagreed with his tweet said she would need to find a new favorite teacher

after seeing the missive. Multiple sources said that the teacher never brought politics into the classroom. Un-fucking-real. It gets more juicy, folks. Brian Hickson, a recent Wald Lake Western graduate, said his political views have no impact on how he views his coach and teacher. Prior to Mr. Kassir's tweet, I cannot recall an instance where he shared political affiliations while teaching a coach in, Hickson said. My political views have no impact on how I feel towards Mr.

Kassara. Mr. Kassara has always been supportive of me as my AP World History and student leadership teacher and as my baseball and basketball coach. A parent of two Aldi Lake Western boys told the Free Beacon on the condition of anonymity for fear of retribution. That's where we are. You have to speak anonymously now on fear of retribution. What does that tell you? The left is winning. She said that Chucero was an apolitical figure who coached his son in baseball and basketball and taught his son's AP history in student leadership.

Other Wild Lake teachers have expressed their political views, listen to this, without any repercussions. Paulette Lowe, a now-retired Walled Lake Western teacher, encouraged students to read an article from The Atlantic, it's the most far-left publication there is, about how to beat Trump while still employed. Nothing happened to her. Nicole Estes, a kindergarten teacher in the district, called Trump a sociopath and a narcissist on a Facebook in 2016, still employed at the Keith Elementary School. You fucking believe that? You fucking hypocrite.

Okay? Unbelievable. Totalitarianism, they call call it that's where we're headed and if they fucking win folks they're already talking about getting rid of the filibuster you know how you need 60 votes in the senate to pass something a lot of shit doesn't get passed because of that that's why it's there so politicians don't rush in blindly the democrats are already talking about if they win the White House, it's the first thing they're going to get rid of. So anytime you disagree with any of their policies, you're going to be, you won't even be heard.

It's going to be like California. It's going to be a one-party country. They're the most power-hungry scumbags on the planet. Oh, take a breather, Nick. Have a cup of Sanka. Okay. Let's do a commercial, shall we? You know, folks, I don't shit well a lot of the times,

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I don't have the balls. Would you have the balls to believe in something that much? Dana White, UFC guy, who's worth about a half billion now. He went bankrupt a couple times. I can't even balance a checkbook or pay my bills online. These motherfuckers. Tommy, my manager, throws around money fucking like crazy. Business though, business savvy. I got no balls. Let's get to Chicago. I'm buying a condo on the south side there. Yeah. I'm going

to join the Bloods. They called my house last night. Said, we heard you got an AR-15 showing up in that motherfucker. Want to join the force? I said, I don't know. My uncle's a crip. Listen to this, folks. 14 people were injured in connection with a shooting late Tuesday outside a funeral home on Chicago's south side. Oh, my God. The deal is departed. We are gathered here today. we are gathered here today our father who oughtn't have a helluva name

he was a good man grammy get on the floor at a funeral folks this has happened before fucking la but first deputy superintendent hey by the way lori lightfoot you're doing a great job you incompetent fucking snatch lapper excuse me first deputy superintendent eric carter said mourners outside a funeral home were fired upon from a passing SUV. Look at this guy. He's the chief of police or whatever. He's got more fucking medals than John McCain.

What are those for? Kids who get shot? Look at that. It looks like a computer chip designed by a gay company. That's Eric Carter, I guess. Says mourners outside a funeral home were fired upon from a passing SUV. Carter says several targets of the shooting returned fire. So that's the funny part.

People at the funeral fucking packing heat. They knew some shit was going to go down. Who were they burying? Tupac's son or something? The SUV later crashed and the occupants fled in several directions like little rats. One person of interest has been taken

into custody. Carter says all the victims were adults. There's something wrong with the black man's mind! There's something wrong with his mind! The shooting comes as Department of Homeland Security is planning to deploy dozens of federal aid.

I keep hearing this for a week now. Deploy them already. What are they, walking from Washington to Chicago? Planning to deploy dozens of federal agents to Chicago to deal with an uptick in violent crime in the city. You think so? Do you want to go to war? Come on.

Do you want to go to war? We'll take you to war, okay? Tony, coño. Hey, coño, Trump. Coño, Donnie. You're a tashuma. Fuck. Lightfoot has been skeptical of federal agents being sent to Chicago because she's a dumb twat and has no business running anything.

Not a lemonade stand. Not a Little League team. She, uh, uh. Being sent. lemonade stand, not a Little League team. She, uh, being sent, she's skeptical of federal aid and is being sent to Chicago by Trump due to the controversy in Portland, Oregon, where the Trump administration sent federal officers after weeks of protests there

over police brutality. That's not what it was about. Can you tell this is another left-wing story? And racial injustice, that's not what it's about. That followed the killing of George Floyd. That's not what it's about. That followed the killing of George Floyd. That's not what it's about, you fuckers. It's a stupid, stupid, stupid story. Lightfoot said she expects Chicago will receive resources

that will plug into existing federal agencies that already work with the city, including the FBI, blah, blah, blah. Trump has framed such protests in the nation's large cities as a failure by liberal democrats how else could you define it who run them that's the fact that you can't you know liable praise the office's actions and said he was looking to send agents to other cities you are correct sir now how does lori light respond that a day or two ago when Trump was talking about sending federal forces? Here's her tweet. Under no circumstances will I allow Donald Trump's troops to come to Chicago and terrorize our residents. I'd rather watch little kids get shot every weekend than do anything with a white alpha male because I'm a black woman who hates white people, and I'm a lesbian, I hate men.

Case closed. Stupid. She's a product of affirmative action. Can you imagine? People are getting slaughtered every weekend. I don't even bother reading every weekend. On Monday it goes 60 people, 70 people shot, 10 dead. That doesn't even happen in war zones

in Syria, for Christ's sake. But she doesn't want help from Trump. How the fuck do you people sleep at night? How do you people? Let's stay on Chicago. This happened near the condo I just bought. It's on, I got a good deal on it. It's on the corner of MLK Jr. and Fight the Power Boulevard.

It intersects with Kill Whitey and Crack a Boulevard. Armed kids as young as 10, I'll repeat that, motherfuckers, armed kids as young as 10 carjacked more than a dozen people on the South Side. Okay, what can I say? Nice parenting. Should I say nice parent, singular. I guarantee not one of those kids has two parents. 10 years old, they're running around with handguns. But it's the police that are the problem in this country. They have to reform. Black culture has nothing to do with it. They shouldn't

look themselves in the mirror, maybe make some changes. Maybe look at the illegitimacy rate and go, hey, we better fucking wise up. Huh? No. It's the police. It's the five bad police out of the fucking 40,000. Alyssa Blanchard was so traumatized

after being carjacked at gunpoint last week outside her Calumet Heights home that she's now scared to go outside. Chicago police say a group of children ages 10 to 17. How about the 17-year-olds hanging out with a 10-year-old? That's good. Carjacked Blanchard and at least 15 other people since late June.

Wreaking havoc on Blanchard's generally peaceful Southside neighborhood. Police said shots were fired by the suspects in two of the carjackings, but no one was hit. What's especially painful, Blanchard, was seeing her stolen BMW used the very next day to carjack a woman in the parking lot of Trinity Hospital, a few blocks from where her home is. You fucking believe me? Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, you son of a bitch. I don't want to have to tell my kids about how some young woman was killed a shot with kids using my vehicle. It was traumatizing, Blanchett said. Blanchett was carjacked on July 14th while returning home in the early evening as she pulled into her alley garage on South Kingston Avenue.

She noticed a vehicle and three or four children come towards her. Two children armed with handguns pointed them to her head and ordered her out of the BMW. One child looked as young as 11, she said. Ah, easy Blanche. They took her purse, which had about 300 bucks inside. First of all, why are you carrying 300 bucks on you? I'm guessing this neighborhood ain't exactly.

Although they said it's usually peaceful, so maybe I'm wrong. And jumped inside a BMW and rode off. Blanchett said the children used a BMW the next day to carjack a woman in the-year-old was seated in her Lexus when four or five teens exited the BMW with two of them confronting her with guns. Nice play, Chicago. Kill the white people. Two teens forced her on the ground outside the car, but she grabbed onto the door handle and held on until the teens drove off. held on until the teens drove off. My God, between this and the rioting and the looting, what the? 2020, this is going down in history. Blanchard said she was dismayed to see such young children involved in this type of crime. I teach this age group, and I can't believe they would do this.

Well, wake up, Blanch. It's Chicago, Blanche. And you know what? I know you're a teacher in Chicago, so I doubt you vote Republican, but you might want to think about it. Yes, Razzmatazz. Patreon question. John. John from Boston, Massachusetts.

Hey, Nick. I'm sure you're familiar with the Boston Road Rage. If a black guy cuts me off and I honk at him and then he gets mad and stops and gets out of the car, do I get out too? Or do I stay in my car? John, are you speaking from personal experience? That's a very easy thing. If you've got a gun, you get the fuck out. How about that? Defend your castle. If you got a gun, you get the fuck out. How about that?

Defend your castle. Let me read that without the Kennedy impression so I can get what he said. I'm familiar with Boston Road Rage. I guess the fuck I am. I've actually get, I told you, me and my buddy, this has nothing to do with Road Rage, but his car got stolen in Boston

and he got it back a few weeks later. So me and him getting in the car one weekend, heading up to Maine to see his family or whatever. Next thing you know, we see four or five state troopers behind us. They pull us over. Three cops get out. Fuck in. They never took his car off the computer as when he went once again, they thought it was stolen. Almost shit my pants. So he says, if a black guy cuts me off and I honk at him and then he gets mad and stops and gets out of the car, do I get out too? Worst of all, why is it going to be a black guy?

I don't know if this is a real story or not. It is. It is. I shortened the question, but it is a real story. Oh, he said it was a real story? Yeah. Well, again, race doesn't fucking matter i mean uh you know like i said you probably don't have a gun on you because it's massachusetts you probably have a musket um like i said if you, you know, just put down your window and dangle it.

You didn't say whether he had a weapon or not, but yeah, I mean, fucking. Everybody that knows me, by the way, my wife, Colin Quinn, everybody says that's how I'm going to die. Shot on the side of a road. I don't know why. I've been known to Snap a time or two. So to answer your question, John, I'd get out of the car. Ask not what that Glock can do for you. Again, if you don't have a gun or any fucking weapons on you, stay in the car.

You don't want to get out of the car. You got a wiffle ball bat. You know, he's got a fucking rifle. I want to thank our sponsor, thedonaldstuff.com, for their continued support. If you've gotten something from their site already, you know it's good stuff. For those who haven't, take a minute and grab yourself one of these

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And Eric Slider. Thank you guys very much. I'm working like Springsteen. I'm in my bun. Fourth cup of coffee. It's 10 and 2. So, Raz, how's the wife? The kids?

Little Raz comes in yesterday with cute as goddamn kid. Puts his headphones on. Gets right on that computer. I walk by. He's at U-Porn. I walked over. He said, Little Raz, let me show you something. LatinoHousewives.net.

Don't let Daddy see this. He's the cutest goddamn kid. This one made me laugh, folks. You know the country's out of control, and yes, we're a violent country, and blah, blah, bleh, blah, blah. And I love how the left always points that out. Black people always say,

and white liberals, this country was founded on violence. That's the way every country came about, you dickweeds. So that's why it was so violent. Yeah, and you know what? You're trying to do what England did. It's a tyranny,

and so you're going to spark violence. And I'm going to warn you one more time, Black Lives Matter and all the white liberal scumbags that help run it. There are white supremacists in this country, and they're not idiots with Klan hats on running gas stations in Alabama. Again, I get this from an inside source, a cop who went to these meetings undercover in the 80s. And you better not wander into the wrong rural town and try this BLM shit.

Are you going to find out what a nuclear missile looks like made in a redneck's garage? But this guy's angrier than you and me, Raz. A man convicted of shooting into murder victim's grave. He shot into the grave. Sentenced to 15 years. Why? What is it?

Attempted murder? Murder? What? Take it easy. He's gone. And we couldn't do nothing about it take it easy he's dead put the picture of the guy up there it's john witherspoon about 15 years ago look at he's got the see the line in his nose he's born angry see that crease this guy guess

what city chicago they're not only killing people at funerals, they're killing people at cemeteries. There's a guy in a casket at the funeral they're shooting. They go to the cemetery they're shooting at people who are already dead. Stabbing headstones and shit. What the fuck? A Chicago man with a long criminal history was sentenced to 15 years in a federal

pen after he was convicted of firing a gun into the open grave of a man Oh, an open grave of a man murdered just two days prior. At least he showed his respect. He showed up to the funeral. A U.S. District Judge John J. Tharp Jr. handed down the sentence. It seems a little harsh to me. He's shooting at a guy who's already dead. I mean,

Wednesday after Elston Stevenson, that was the guy we just showed, 57, pleaded guilty to one count of illegal possession of a firearm by a felon. See? That's what they're trying to charge the people in St. Louis with. A felony,

you know, for brandishing their weapons while people were threatening to kill them. By the way, the AG stepped in and they're going to try to stop that. Stevenson, who has a criminal background dating to the 1980s, was accused of firing a single shot, I can't help it, into the grave of Murad Tlaib. Why don't you go after the other Tlaib in Congress? Just a joke, folks. Relax. Get your panties out of your ass. During a November 2017 funeral service at the Evergreen Cemetery.

Fucking crazy motherfucker. The mourners were all in the immediate vicinity of the defendant when he produced the loaded weapon and were placed in danger by the defendant's reckless firing of the weapon into the grave prior to the federal case cook county prosecutor is originally charged stevenson with unlawful use of a weapon by a felon and aggravated discharge of a firearm. Don't forget, folks, that Illinois has some of the strictest gun control laws in the country. If you want to find out who has the strictest gun control law, just look where the most

shootings are going now. D.C., you know. It has a lot to do with culture. Nick, what are you saying? I'm just saying. We're Americans. We're all violent. This story made me laugh, too.

This kid, this kid's got a future in this country. I swear to God, this was brilliant. 11-year-old boy, black child, made $1,000 selling N-word passes to his white friends at middle school. I know what you did. You're a damn traitor. All right, just get the hell out of here. I got a goddamn campaign. Look at the picture they use. That's kind of racist. That could be any black kid's head. Could be little Raz. Wouldn't do that, I'm just saying.

The woke white parents, the woke white parents, now that we're referring to people as woke, go back to sleep, you woke fucks. The woke white parents of an adopted 11-year-old black child were shocked, who was it, Madonna, some fucking gay dancer, to discover that he had made over a grand selling N-word passes to

his white friend's school. Little black Trump we got here. It was the perfect scheme. They can't say the N-word. I gave up. A woman going by the name of Mortified Mom told Slate that she and her husband, who are both white, adopted a five-year-old girl called Taylor and an infant boy called Martin. The children, who are both black, are now 11 and 16 years old. The mother relates how we've done our best to have an honest, age-appropriate discussion on race, our privilege, and how messed up the systemic oppression

and racism is in our country. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt! Unfortunately for Martin, his money-making venture was rumbled when he tried to sell one of the passes to his sister's friend. That means his sister, who's black, has a white girlfriend. He tried to sell her a pass, prompting his sister to grass him up to his parents. Raz, I'm white. What does grass him up mean? Never heard that term of you. My husband and I are shocked and angry, and we don't know what to do, she said.

Martin's actions must have made his fellow black classmates upset that's what she's worried about not that the kid did something like that but they but the implications you might have hurt other black kids feelings uh upset and uncomfortable and i feel like a horrible mother and person after the mom asked for advice on how to punish the child, respondents to the article suggested that the kid needs a black man in his life. Yeah, because there's such good dads. Yeah. And that the money should be donated to Black Lives Matter or another anti-racist organization. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Ah, yeah, he needs a black father in his life. That'll help. Raz is like, I'm a black... I know, I'm just saying. Let's be honest, your record as a racist is not that good when it comes to dads. How about you young black women quit opening your legs for any fucking upcoming rapper,

let him drop the fucking demon seed in you. Finally tonight, ESPN's Sage Steele says black anchors excluded her from race special. You know, it's so funny. My instincts are right on because I see Sage Steele says black anchors excluded her from race special. You know, it's so funny. My instincts are right on because I see Sage Steele. She's an attractive black woman and I like her. I don't watch much ESPN. And guess what? Just because I knew that there's something I like about her, ESPN fucking hates her.

Why? Because she's biracial. Look, in the article, they put the controversial journalist. She's biracial and doesn it, in the article they put the controversial journalist. She's biracial and doesn't try to hide that fact. You know what I mean? And she poo-pooed on Colin Kaepernick and all the other idiots. That makes her controversial at ESPN, owned by Disney. Have you tried to watch it?

It's fucking, it's blacker than BET. It's like black news. The controversial journalist claims she blackballed, she was blackballed by her colleagues for not being an authentic voice for the culture. I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all. She lod a complaint to ESPN president Jimmy Pataro last month, noting her disappointment that she was not chosen for the network's June 24th special,

Time for Change, We Won't Be Defeated. That was a special about race on ESPN, because that's what you want to do when you go to ESPN, right? The special was billed as exploring black athletes experiences with injustice are you dog styling me nobody's more coddled than a black athlete in this country with their in a experience with their injustice they're making multi-million dollars they don't even have a GED, a lot of them. Be fucking homeless if they grew up in other countries.

What injustice? Oh, somebody pulled you over, a white cop, after a game in Atlanta, thinking maybe you were a... Is that what you're talking about? Go look at the NFL. You can go online and look at what NFL players have been charged with in the last 20 years. It goes on. I stopped after like page 11.

I can't take it anymore. So anyways, it was hosted by SportsCenter anchors Elle Duncan, Michael Eves, and Jay Harris, along with college football reporter Maria Taylor. According to Joe Flint of the Wall Street Journal, Steele claims Duncan and Eves blocked her from participating in the show. Here's some key tea from the Flint's Wall Street Journal piece. Ms. Steele said colleagues told her she was considered for the special by the executive in charge, Michael Fountain,

until two of the other on-air personalities involved, L. Duncan and Michael Leaves, complained, saying Ms. Steele wouldn't be accepted by what they consider the black community, according to the person familiar with her account to management, which I believe 1,000% over there. I think your brain is going soft. This is a common problem in schools.

I remember Colin telling me, Colin Quinn went to Brooklyn, huge high school, a lot of black people. And he would always see, you know, black or black students picking on the light-skinned ones. And it was a pecking order.

And they do it as adults now, working at ESPN. They just don't like it because she had a white mother and she doesn't try to fucking hide it. Wouldn't be accepted by the black community. We never as far as race goes it's never going to get healed don't even try anymore folks because there's one side who wants retribution they don't want anything else steel reportedly made clear to pataro that the network fosters a divisive work

environment steel who's been a critical of black Americans in the past, ooh, that makes you controversial, in addition to slamming Colin Kaepernick during his kneeling movement, is receiving little sympathy from black Twitter. What's black Twitter? What do they call it, bitter? What is... There's a black Twitter? Let me get in there. I'll make a fake account. I'll go on as Sammy Davis Jr. Hey, man.

Steele, it's worth noting Steele is also made clear on several occasions. She is proud, a proud biracial woman. Her father's black and her mother is white. But that wouldn't be accepted by the black community because they don't like whitey. That's the secret. wouldn't be accepted by the black community because they don't like whitey. That's the secret. She also previously caught heat for allowing a white male studio guest to caress her coiled hair. What? What? What did Biden sneak in there? Let me sniff that motherfucker.

Back in 2016, Steele clapped back at critics of her seemingly anti-black rhetoric. This is what she said. I like this woman. She's got a lot of brains and a lot of courage. Instead of praising or uplifting each other, way too many people of color choose to tear down, mock, and spew hatred at other blacks who feel differently, think differently, or make decisions that are different from theirs. That, my friends, is hypocrisy at its best,

or should I say it's hypocrisy at its worst. She put that on her Facebook page and she's right. Fucking hypocrite. She says you don't get a hall pass just because you're a minority. Racism is racism no matter what color your skin is. So when you call me a sellout or a coon or an Uncle Tom, this is other black people calling her that on black Twitter, or any other derogatory term to let me know that you disagree with me, you lose every ounce of credibility with those whom you deem racist at the drop of a hat. But the fact that so many of us actually have to fight back against others within our own race is incomprehensible. And frankly, it's pathetic. So go ahead, keep on keeping on with that double standard, that hypocrisy.

Just know that every time you do, it sets us black people back even further. And I refuse to be a part of it. You go, girl. That is it, folks. Again, thank you so much for your support. Don't forget Cameo.com. I'll make a personal video roasting one of your friends or a teacher or somebody you hate. I'll say happy birthday to mom, whatever you want.

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