The Nick DiPaolo Show - Ma Ma Ma My Corona | Nick Di Paolo Show #319

Episode Date: March 19, 2020

Rick Wilson wishing infection on Melania. Chinese flu is not racist. Coronavirus predicted 12 years ago. Thank you David G. from Palm Springs for your "Ask Nick!" question and for your continued support on Patreon! MONDAY - THURSDAY 5PM EST #Trump #MAGA #ABreathOfFreshAir

Good evening, my fellow Americans. You know what I'm sick of? Being told what's acceptable comedy and what isn't. Okay? I know what is. It's all acceptable. There is no line. People always go, where's that line that you...

There is no line. That's in your head. We live in the United States. It's freedom of speech. I'm sick of this society where everybody gets a trophy. Everybody is the same. Couldn't be further from the truth. Some people are better

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Who says white people can't sing and dance? That guy was fucking translucent. But, man, he got the groove. How are you, folks? Final day of the week on a Thursday. My corona. When you gonna give me some? How are you folks? Final day of the week on a Thursday My Corona When you gonna give me some Give me some

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It's going to keep the show alive. You know what I'm saying? Why do you do that for a living alive and you know I'm saying why do you do that for a living because you can't sing and dance look at a turtle what happened when a turtle chokes what'd you get you smack him in the back that's right you shoved, that was a good one. You know, Mr. DiPaolo, I'm really proud of you. You should be. That was very funny.

But I'm in a fucking vendetta kind of mood. The Antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. When am I not in a vendetta kind of mood? Anyways. I am like God and God like me. I am as large as God. He is as small as I. He cannot above me nor I. Beneath him be. Selasia 17th century.

Welcome to the show. What do you think is going on? We have to talk about this. The whole world is in a panic. Jesus, all the gains that Trump got with the fucking Dow Jones since he became president wiped the fuck out. It's getting creepy out there. I'm telling you. I'll do the dry story up front that isn't that fucking funny,

but it's just to let you know how creepy it's getting. Somebody asked a question, well, the headlines, how long will Americans be fighting the coronavirus is the question. It's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. What the fuck are you talking about? Apparently he doesn't have the virus. How long will will this last scientists say there isn't a simple answer uh in many ways the situation is unprecedented we're trying to take some actions to curb the

spread and timing of this pandemic said stephen morse a disease researcher at columbia university new york yes there have been past disease outbreaks that scientists could draw some lessons from, but in those cases, the disease was largely allowed to run its course. So those models really don't apply here, he said. On Monday, Trump said the U.S. may be managing the outbreak through July or August. No, you can't fucking know. And New York Governor Andrew Cuomo said the state's number of coronavirus cases may peak, not end, but peak in 45 days. I don't know where he's getting that number. Let me give Cuomo a little bit of props. He's trying to pass a thing.

Anybody with a mortgage in New York that has a mortgage like myself? Get a little break on that for like, I don't know, a couple of months. I'm sure I'll have to pay it back in spades, but could use the fucking relief, you know what I'm saying? Because my cocaine setup with Henry Hill in Pittsburgh is not doing the numbers we thought. The overall message is that the country will be fighting the virus outbreak for a matter of months at least, not days or weeks.

The challenge for designing models of what will happen next in the u.s is that limited testing for covet 19 means researchers don't know what the starting point is how many people are already infected that's not nature will robinson nature no will robinson nature uh that's creepy see uh in simplest terms scientists say the epidemic will slow when people with infections don't pass the virus on to others. In other words, social distance mitigation, isolation, cremation, a dangerous situation. Basically, this is, but look how they, this explains it well. Basically, this research said, if I infect one other person or more, then the epidemic can take off. If I infect less than one person and everybody infects less than

one person, then the epidemic will decline, said Liz Halloran, a disease researcher at the University of Washington. Based on data from China, oh boy, who wants to believe that? Based on data from China and from cruise ships, scientists estimate that must be nice with the cruise ship industry. Being guys are in cahoots with China as far as they compare China outbreak going on. Who the fuck would go on a cruise ship ever? I don't get it. Scientists estimate that unless measures are taken to limit the spread, each infected person will infect about two or three others, leading to an exponential growth of virus.

Son of a whore! If the virus makes a jump to new persons every two to five days, as scientists calculate, then a single infected person, listen to this, could lead to 4,142 total infections within a month. What the fuck? Assuming nothing is done to break the chain of transmission. That's why it's so important for you young college kids, and I know you're buff and you fucking waited all year

to get down and get some snatch in Daytona Beach and whatnot. Fucking hoary little generation, I love you. You pigs, you're fucked online. But you got to take a break for us old folk, okay? Put it away for a few minutes. Plenty of porn online at home. Girls, you got 19 fucking toys to choose from. I suggest the wand.

I've seen it in every video in the last fucking... Unless such measures are put in place, scientists, listen to this, the numbers get scarier, estimate that between 40 and 80% of the global population could become infected. Based on an analysis of data from China, scientists found that the majority of new infections are transmitted by people with mild symptoms who may not even know they're ill. Jeff Shaman said that a public health inspector at Columbia University. That's kind of scary. All righty then. Even if most people

recover and only a fraction of total infections are severe enough to require hospitalization, about 14% scientists estimate, listen to that, the sheer scale of the epidemic will put enormous strain on hospitals, healthcare workers, and other patients who may see unrelated procedures delayed. There's people waiting for operations, you know, kidney, heart, lung. You can't get in. No beds. Fucking kids down there be fucking in Magic City. That's Miami.

High heel thugging in Magic City, what they be doing. Can you blame them, though? I remember going, oh my god. 18, 20 years old. So how does this end is the big question. Most scientists believe the fight against COVID-19 won't be over until all Chinese people are taken out and shot.

What? No. They say it won't be over until there's an effective vaccine. But Fauci, we know Dr. Fauci, everybody's following his lead. And other experts say it will be more than a year before a vaccine can be ready for widespread use. Oh, are you fucking a year? Ah, that was a bitch. COVID. The best case scenario, Raz, is that we have a vaccine in 12 to 18 months that our lives can go back to normal. The worst case scenario is it takes a long time for vaccine to be developed and the world has really changed and our lives aren't the same ever again. I'll cut it out.

I got a friend who's not buying I still have a problem and I'm with my buddy on this we're very cynical people he was a cop for 30 years but what if we had a thousand deaths in a country with 330 million and you're fucking panicking

that many people slip in their tubs and die every fucking two weeks in this country honestly so let's fucking relax while wait, are we all shut in for more than a year? Almost no one thinks that's realistic. I don't think we can maintain social distancing as it is right now for the duration of the epidemic, said Michael Levy, University of Pennsylvania disease researcher. What may be more feasible is a plan for intermittent restrictions and enhanced monitoring to control the disease, an idea explored in a new study from researchers at

Imperial College in London. They played Nebraska in the Orange Bowl a couple years ago. It was a beat down. 71-0 Nebraska. Once the number of new cases falls below a certain threshold, schools, offices, and restaurants could reopen. But if the number of infections spike again, restrictions will be reinstated again. The best analogy he gave in the article is like saying when you're in your car and you start skidding on ice, you pump the brakes. But, you know, then you start going on more control, so you let up on the brakes, and then you pump them again. That's what we might have to do.

But that is one depressing article. I thought I'd do that right up front for you it was so depressing i need a little taste of uh my my new musician that i signed to acid tongue inc records hit it Yeah, baby Oh, fuck you, baby Oh, good day Can we go further into that later? Like a different part of that song? Who the fuck, Joe List, this is making me fucking howl. I hope you're well. I hope he means my show.

No, he can't. It's making him howl. And if that's Joe List, Zach, okay, fucking stop now. Anyways, back to the show. Raz is writing something all the way. I need you. You're the producer, for Christ's sake. So, yes, it's getting a little freaky out there you know

who rick wilson is he's a fucking asshole he's a pundit on cnn political pundit just a hateful motherfucker he's the one who's making fun of trump voters and we all look at trump you know the people who voted for him like he's part of the elite. He's just a dick. He's a hateful fucking know-nothing. Never Trump or Rick Wilson, who is often a guest commentator on CNN and MSNBC. What's that say about him? Suck another cock and die. Seemed to wish, he wished the coronavirus, it seems, on First Lady Melania Trump.

That's what he's doing. Who said that? Rick Wilson. Who the fuck said that? Rick the Dick Wilson. Who's the slimy little commoner shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? He put out a tweet yesterday.

Put it up, Raz. Look at the top. Hashtag be infected. Oh, aren't you funny? Because Melani is going to do some PSAA announcements about the coronavirus. And this jerk off puts hashtag be infected. Can you fucking imagine? You know, if Obama was still, you know, hashtag Michelle, hashtag grow another dick, that'd be funny. Oh, I was just playing in wordplay. Fucking

what a douche. And look, I do this this for a living i make fun of stuff but but but why i don't respect it look the hashtag be effective remark was apparently a mocking reference to melania trump's hashtag best that's what she's she puts on her things on her tweets as wilson later claimed the white house announced wednesday the first lady who'd been joining members of the corona task force to produce some PSA announcements on the pandemic, informing Americans on the best way to avoid contracting the virus. Wilson was seemingly referencing that decision. He's got a problem with that. What a fucking dick.

Republican Arizona Rep. Paul Gosser told the pundit, delete this. Americans are dying. Heit, delete this. Americans are dying. He said, delete it. And you'll see how he tries to weasel out of this. Robbie Starbuck, can you put these up? Robbie Starbuck, whoever that is, called Wilson a really disgusting person who should start going by the name of Dick. You'll never let go of your bitterness uh that trump won and that's

what all this is about you are correct still trying to pin it on him and shit they are so happy right now trust me anybody who votes fucking anybody who's far left belly laughing right now i i still i'm so cynical i'm not sure it isn't a fucking plot. That's how cynical I am. Sorry. Reporter Joe Contra Contra expressed his disgust, calling Wilson's tweeting the most insidious and hateful rhetoric of anyone who exists in political punditry. He's just a, but this is how he's trying to weasel out of it. Okay. After a barrage of criticism,

Wilson claimed it was all a joke. Anyone who thought I was wishing COVID on Melania is a fuckwit. You smoke cocksucker. Fuck you. He says, anyone who thought I was wishing, but it's a it's a fuck but you know full when it was a riff on hashtag be best yes it was a riff but you still put be infected you dick you get it you don't fuck it i do this for a living i know how to do satire it's you're still wishing it on you can't get out of this one, you schmuck. Typical lefty, zero sense of humor, no fucking clue.

And it's utter failure in the face of her husband's continued role as the global troll in chief and national bully. What a pussy. I suck cock, and I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Good, I hope you get a nice mouthful of fucking corona. Hashtag die in your sleep, fuckstain.

This guy's on, can you imagine MSNBC and CNN, and he'll be on, he'll be, you know. They're the most hateful fucks. Let me tell you something. People on the fucking left

are the most hateful fucks. You know why? They're not good at anything in life. So they go into politics somehow because they can, you know, show their nasty stuff. And they're not even good at that. Yeah, Trump's an idiot and a

global bully and a troll, but yet he beat you fucks. And you'll never get over it. Then you're lost with the Russian collusion. Then you're lost with impeachment. You lost the Kavanaugh hearings. You haven't been right about fucking anything. Including him beating Hillary in the election. God fucking help me.

Hey, Rick, I hope you find a lump on your nut the size of a grapefruit and it spreads to your vagina. How's that sit with you, you fucking cunt? Mike Leach, who I love. Mike Leach used to be the head coach at Texas Tech, if you remember. He used to put up 70 points a game. But he's a funny guy. I've seen him in interviews on TV. Well, he's been tweeting since there's no sports on TV.

Just like me. I got nothing to do. That's why we're here to entertain you. Most of you people that are fans of mine are like me. I got nothing to do. No sport. That's why we, we're here to entertain you. Most of you people that are fans of mine are like me. You're sort of fucking whatever alpha male, or even the women, you love your football. You love America. There's nothing on. There's no, there's no golf. I'd be watching golf right now. There's no goddamn hockey. The playoffs. I've been following the NHL since September, the under separate, whatever. My Bruins are the best team in hockey.

No way to be found. No March fucking madness, which I don't even like until there's eight teams left. But no March, no NBA, which it could go away forever. I could give a fuck. Sucks. Let's watch a team trade baskets for six hours before any of the points mean anything.

Stick it up your ass. So you got nothing left but me. I look like a villain on Batman today, don't I? Look at the greasy guinea. Has Robin in a headlock. But Mike Leach sends hilarious tweets about finding a woman on his couch during two days of no sports.

Who the fuck are you? Are you writing no sports. Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you? He says, I found a lady sitting on my couch. Apparently, she's my wife's. She seems nice. Fucking love him. Actually funny.

The legendary football coach tweeted Sunday that he found the woman, but seems real nice, which is my favorite fucking line out of the, out of the, uh, the whole joke. Where am I here? Fucking, uh, what else did he say? He's a pretty funny dude, actually. Good football coach. Um, he stepped up his Twitter game during the coronavirus outbreak. He was already

incredibly entertaining but he's really taking things to a new level it says uh what else did he say well i understand this is a serious situation and people need to be safe i'd be lying if i said i wasn't enjoying the hell out of his twitter whoever said that uh mike leach before i go to bed remember this we are all Americans. We will survive this. We always have. Take care of those you love. And remember that tomorrow is another day. We have survived a lot worse.

Trust the authorities to handle it. That's where I disagree with them. I don't trust any of these motherfuckers. Do you see that Bezos? You see Amazon? Remember we did a story yesterday about those guys hoarding Purell, like 18,000 bottles in their garage. And remember they fucking cracked down because they were gouging.

Yet Jerkoff Bezos is selling it at about a 500% markup. People get rich on it. It's always about the fucking money. As my buddy says, and he always says this, don't worry about who the president is. Worry about who's fucking running Microsoft or other big companies. That's who you worry about. And he's dead on. He says, trust the

authorities to handle it. Wait it out, then let's roll, he says. God, I can't take this. No football. He compared it to Pearl Harbor. Look up Jimmy Doolittle in the raid on Tokyo. That is what we as americans from everywhere are all about i didn't look up jimmy doolittle i was too busy

discovering that white guy singing we have always overcame adversity it's one of the proudest stories that america has to offer it's uh he says even in dark times it's important to have a sense of humor goddamn right tune into the nick thePaolo show Monday through Thursday. Hell, it might be more important to have a sense of humor during times like this. Exactly. Everything's going to be okay.

We need to be safe. We need to fake precautions to take precautions. Fake precautions. Freudian slip. And it's okay to laugh. God, I fucking love this guy. Absolutely love him.

Very funny. It's getting hot as a motherfucker in here. Perfect temperature for fucking Corona to crawl up me and Raz's ass. Doing this from a hospital bed tomorrow. Oh, he ain't doing it tomorrow. I still feel run down. I'm pretty sure I had it. I went to, you know,

you go into these walk-in clinics, whatever the fuck. Doctor comes in here and he's wearing like fucking overalls and a fucking big red hat. I don't know what to believe. I got to thank you guys. As far as contributions,

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I, uh, what? Wash your filthy asses. Oh, this, this still, can I ask you a question? When did the mainstream media, every time I see Trump at a press conference, why is half the room, they look like girls fresh out of junior college with their dumb glasses and their notebooks, the ones that are very susceptible to hating an alpha male like Trump. And when did that happen? Huh? They're still busting his balls about what he's calling the virus. We're in the middle of a pandemic and they're obsessed with this. And this is why he's my favorite president.

He's not giving a fucking inch. We got a couple clips here. Apparently somebody in the administration called it the Kung Flu, which I love. It's just irritating me. We're playing you like a violin. You humorless left-wing fuckstains

playing you like a violin. Here's Mr. Trump taking questions. Okay, why do you keep calling this the Chinese virus? There are reports of dozens of incidents of bias against Chinese Americans in this country. Pause. There's dozens of examples? Are there really?

In a country of 330 million, a couple Asian people are complaining about it online, you titless wonder? Why don't you blow the guy next to you? Then make him a BLT. Ah! God got me. Trump should just go,

why didn't you get a boob job? You got tits like my grandfather while he's cooking on the grill. Go ahead, let her finish. Secretary Azar says he does not use this term. He says ethnicity does not cause the virus. Why do you keep using this?

Because it comes from China. A lot of people say it's racist. It's not racist at all, no. I love it. It comes from China. China. That's why. It comes from China.

I want to be accurate. You know what's curious about Chinese Americans in this country? Yeah, please, John. Please. Because of the AIDS behind you. Are you comfortable with this term? I have great love for all of the people from our country. But as you know, China tried to say at one point, maybe they stopped now, that it was caused by American soldiers.

That can't happen. It's not going to happen. Not as long as I'm president. It comes from China. John, please. Two questions, if I could, Mr. President. I'd kill you. I'd kill you right now. Kill questions, if I could, Mr. President. I kill you.

I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay, I come with two chopsticks. I shove up your ass. Two chopsticks. Come over here.

Talk to me in the face. Like a somebody. Oh, God. And then do we have another question, right? From, oh, let me guess, a black woman who's going to bring up race? A journalist? No. Go ahead.

Kung flu. My question is, do you think that's wrong? Kung flu. And do you think using the term Chinese virus, that puts Asian Americans at risk? Buzz, buzz. Do you hear what horseshit? It puts Asian Americans at risk. Are they getting beat up all over the place?

You fat fucking ugly know nothing. Jesus H. Christ. Even the blonde chick's got a puss on her face. You're hurting people's feelings. Fuck them. It came from China. He should fucking turn it up a notch. Call it something different every day.

Okay, because I won't call it that. We're going to call it the broccoli and chicken flu. We're going to call it the general sow's flu. We're going to call it the poopoo platter flu. Just turn it up every day. Look at her. She looks like the virus herself. Fucking horrible.

Look at the two women, the pussies on their face. The girl in the pink and the one to her fucking horrible. Look at the two women, the pussies on their face. The girl in the pink and the one to her fucking right. This is what they're focused on. Do you know why? They don't give a fuck. It's about getting him out of office. They're still bitter. Just keep driving it home that he's a racist.

Like I said, China knows that the race card's a big thing of this. Keep it up, Mr. Trump. Let him fucking have, seriously, come out at the next press conference with a carton of fucking pork fried rice and just takes a taste of it and spit it all over the place. Fucking love you. God, these people are horrible.

Ancient America, you're putting them at risk. Oh, we're putting them at risk? They had carcass spaniel last night with snow peas. We're putting them at risk. Shut the fuck up. Fucking make me angry. Nick, calm down. I can't help it.

I haven't worked out. They shut the gym down that I go to for nothing, so I shouldn't be mad they let me in there. Fucking where I used to live. nothing so i shouldn't be mad they let me in there fucking where i used to live now then martha mccallum my little sweetie and everybody's uh american sweetheart got into it with uh yeah simone sanders if the last time we saw simone bernie was giving a speech a couple weeks ago remember and some broads ran up on the stage with signs and Simone, like the six foot eight, 380 pound Reggie white that she is fucking dragged away. She, she was Bernie's campaign manager a few years ago. She's a hateful black woman. I've seen her on CNN, MSNB

saying the most disgusting things about white people. And she's a hateful wench who's playing the game. Why Bernie would put her in. Now she's Biden's campaign manager. OK, but once again, check out. She gets into a Martha McCallum once again about the subject we're talking about. He said today was good. But the reality is he also stood at the podium and called the coronavirus COVID-19. What I would suggest is a racial slur. It's something that is offensive to me,

Chinese-Americans. To call it a Chinese virus when it originated in China. It is something that is offensive to many Americans. You know what's offensive to many Americans? Your face. And your six-foot-eight fucking shoulders.

Like Dwight Howard at the foul line. That's what's disgusting, you horse face jackass. Go get her, Martha. Go get her. Instead of name calling, instead of pointing fingers, instead of talking about poll numbers. Let's be serious. Let's be serious for a second here. You know, the MERS virus is M-E-R-S. Pause. Pause. And this is what she does every time. Somebody starts to dig down deep after she spits out her talking points from the Democrat Party.

Now she's got to think on her feet. And then whoever interviews her starts drilling deeper. She's trying to talk over her. I fucking... You fat, nasty black bitch. Go ahead. Wait a minute. Do you know why it's called MERS? Why is it called MERS? I don't know. That virus. Yeah.

Why, stupid? How do you not know this? You tell me, Martha. You brought it up. Because it's called the Middle Eastern Respiratory Syndrome. Because that's where it originated. Did you have a problem with that? No. So this idea, you know, this sort of rabbit hole of, you know, getting into this whole issue of racism, I just think is so counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.

And I just talked to this amazing scholar on China moments ago who said absolutely China at the leadership level has tried to obfuscate and be everything but transparent since the very beginning. They lied and lied and lied about this situation. You fucking whore. That's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. This is not about if China has been forthright and forthcoming. The reality is. Yes, it is. That's exactly what it's about.

Pause. This is, it's exactly like she just said. That's exactly what it's about. This shit could have probably started last summer. We don't know. You know what I mean? It definitely started before January. And they, like the Chinese government does,

you can't fucking, you communist fucking liars. You think they played it straight? We have no idea how many you fucking, there's only a thousand here. And it's been around forever, so fucking relax. But that's not what it's about. Is there any more left of that? Thank God. My blood pressure is 770 over fucking 990. Just a dumb, she's running fucking Biden's campaign.

Does that not scare you? She's not even smart enough to be a pundit. Can you imagine if Joe gets it or Bernie? They'll be dead in three minutes. They're in their late 90s. They have the immune system Freddie Mercury, circa 1978, after blowing 400 base players. What? I don't know what that meant. Three members of the same New Jersey family die after contracting Corona.

Three members of the same, two family members of a New Jersey woman who died from the coronavirus last week also reportedly lost their lives from the illness on yesterday. Grace Fusco, 73, a mother of 11 from free. She probably of exhaustion died in a hospital wednesday night her cousin and family lawyer perediso for data told the new york times fusco's daughter 55 year old rita fusco jackson died friday becoming new jersey's second coronavirus victim jesus meanwhile fusco's eldest son carmineco, also died from the virus at the hospital in Pennsylvania earlier Wednesday. Can you imagine one family? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Four of Fusco's other children have also contracted the virus and remain hospitalized. He's fine he's gone and we couldn't do nothing about it 19 spouses and children of the hospitalized victims

who are in contact with them since march 10th have been tested for the bug and are in isolation in their homes i want to know what they would like they think it came from a family gathering but i want to if they're not on a respirator they're quarantined for dara told the times it is so pitiful she added they can't even mourn the way you would doctors suspect the virus was transmitted during a recent family get-together where do they meet in a fucking men's room in wuhan that's so three can you imagine i mean we're joking about it and shit, but holy Christ. I'm not joking about this.

Family gathering. All right, get up! Yeah! The Fusco's. Good luck to you, man. The fucking whole poor family's quarantined. Here's some good news about the coronavirus. I don't have it. I needed this my pet kitten. How about this, Rez? A drug developed over a half a century ago to treat malaria is showing signs that it may also help cure covid19 especially when combined with uh aw root bit no with an antibiotic

a promising new study reveals it's called uh hide what's it called a hydro i i had this hydroxychloroquine. No, that's not it. Well, it is. That's the fucking whatever. Plaquenil. I used to mix that with, you know what, Robitussin. Put a little fucking Mountain Dew in there.

Head off to the club with my Plaquenil. Raz, didn't you date a girl in college named Plaquenil? University of North Carolina. Plaquenil, you get to make up in here. Hydroxychloroquine. Sold under the brand name Plaquenil and also used to treat arthritis and other ailments, was determined to be effective in killing the deadly bug in laboratory experiments, Forbes reported,

citing findings published March 9th in the Clinical Infectious Disease Journal. So, you know, let's hope this fucking works. Get it out there. We're waiting. We predict that the drug has a good potential to combat the disease. The study's authors, most from the Chinese Academy of Science in Wuhan, wrote in a letter published in Cell Discovery, which I get every week.

Cell Discovery and barely legal. Those are the two I have on the toilet. Now French physician researchers have completed a largely successful clinical trial using the drug, approved for use in the U.S in uh 1955 to treat confirmed covet 19 patients a total listen to this a total of 36 patients including 20 treated individuals and 16 infected controls were enrolled in the study led by a didier rayault an infectious disease expert it from the Institut Hospital Universit Marseille.

That's French for fucking urgent care. The treated group was given 600 milligrams of Plaquenil each day. Holy shit. Delicious. Thank you. Of course, the French did it with a heavy cream sauce and some fucking quail feet.

The researchers found that 50% of the treated group turned from positive to negative for the virus by the third day. This is pretty good news. And by day six, that figure was up to 70%. Of the 20 test patients, I got to put these on. I can't fucking do it anymore. Apparently font 38 is not big enough. Of the 20 test patients, six who were treated with both Plaquenil and the antibiotic erythromycin

showed impressive results with five testing negative at day three. All six of them tested negative after day six. Despite its small sample size, our survey shows that... Why is it getting louder? Are you doing that? No? It's me. Despite its small sample size, our survey shows that hydrodo is it getting louder? Are you doing that? No, it's me. Despite its small sample size,

our survey shows that hydrodoxic treatment is significantly associated with a viral load reduction disappearance in COVID-19 patients. And its effect is reinforced by azithromycin, the study concluded. That's good news. Let's get it out there.

Meanwhile, research has found that a pill containing two HIV drugs touted as potential treatment for COVID-19 was not effective, and I'm sure there'll be gay people picketing about that, saying, why are you saying that drug doesn't work? Wait for that picket line to start. Boy, it's hotter than a witch's tit in here, ain't it? God damn. Can they hear the air conditioner, really, if we put it on right? We're going to do a show with it on, okay? And you guys, if you have a problem with it, let me know.

We're not done yet here. Oh, what did I do? I nailed the story to another story. That's what I did. How about this? Staying on the coronavirus. This book predicted eight years ago.

No, 12 years ago. 2008, this book was written. Predicted the 2020 coronavirus outbreak. It's trending now. Imagine that? That's fucking creepy. It's a book written by Sylvia Brown entitled End of Days. Predictions and prophecies about the end of the world also predict the global outbreak of coronavirus.

The book was first published 2008. A photo of an excerpt from the book is going viral across social media platforms and is spooky enough to reach uh for that box of tissues to wipe your sweat it's a good one whoever wrote this go fuck yourself stupid listen to what she put you see it up there we got it for you in around 2020 a severe again this is 2008 she wrote this pneumonia-like illness will spread throughout the globe i say we investigate her i'm telling you in her house go up in her attic she's got 19 bats from wuhan in a cage spitting up cottage cheese in around 2020 a severe pneumonia like illness will uh will spread throughout the globe attacking the lungs and brachial tubes resisting all known treatments doesn't it sound very similar to this

uh no quit calling it the novel coronavirus, although it's in a novel here. That's not what they mean. And the disease. Yeah, we know. Be it the nature of the illness, the year mentioned or the part about the resistance to treatments, the similarity with coronavirus is uncanny. Yeah, we know that. Also, she said, almost more baffling than the illness itself will be the fact that it will suddenly vanish as quickly as it arrived attack again 10 years later and then disappear completely that's unfreaking believable that's creepy let's uh investigate her send rudy giuliani over there isn't that fucking odd but this is what's creeping me out. And I still think the Chinese are doing it.

They don't care how many people die in their own country. Fucking the economy was on fire over here. The hottest one on the planet. They're our fucking rival. Okay, Nick, you're being paranoid. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. It'll come out in 10 years.

Fucking, they play the long game. We talked about it yesterday. They're very patient, the Chinese. They've been around for thousands of years. Americans have been around for about 280 years. Okay? We're like children when it comes to how sneaky they can be. Nick, that's racist.

Don't you think the 12 Asian Americans in the country would be offended by you? No, I don't. I got a Patreon question for you. Oh, God. Is it from Wuhan? Yeah. David G.,. Oh, God. Is it from Wuhan? Yeah. David G., Palm Springs, Florida.

Any suggestions of what to say to someone who, out of the blue, starts bashing Trump? I'm living in a blue ghetto here in Palm Springs. A blue ghetto. I know Palm Springs, Florida, is very black now. Any suggestions of what to say to someone who out of the blue starts bashing Trump? Yeah. Just say, look, man, you don't like him because he's rich and he's white. He's an old guy.

And he made your team look stupid. He's running circles around you. You're just bitter because the thick-ankled dogface, power-grubbing whore Hillary Clinton lost, and you can't let it go. Keep it up, though. What don't you like about Trump? Before the coronavirus hit the best economy in the world,

him crushing ISIS in five minutes, what exactly don't you like about him? Oh, yeah, now we get it, because you think he's a bigot and a racist. And how did you get that fucking idea? By being an idiot and believing everything you hear on msnbc and cnn which are propaganda arm for the democrat party always has been any other questions fuck face that's what you say that's how i'd handle it that i'd say all right get up yeah bashing trump put on your maga hat and say suck my white ass how about that again i'm not all white i can say that as you know i'm half uh i'm actually more irish and

english we did the 23 and me and i have more English and Italian. Would you ever know if I can look at me? Look at me. Look at me. I look like a piece of garlic on a plate. I told you about the I think I told you this just about me going to the Olive Garden and having the tour. Did I do that on the show or was I telling you after I had the tour of the lunch? I had the yes, I went to the Olive Garden. I'm going to write another Olive Garden.

But you can't walk in looking like this. This Italian. Even the fucking people that host this goes, what are you, lost? What are you doing? I know one person that's whiter than you. I'm with your pussy. I said I'm part of it and sucking it and fucking it and working it and popping my hand up in your motherfucking body. Then I come here, baby, while I'm sucking on and making out with your whole body. I'm tweaking on your body, tweaking on your nipples. Show list, everybody.

Show list. That guy can fucking spit it out. I hope Suge Knight signs him. Then throws him off a balcony. Yeah, I had something called the Tour of Italy. It was like chicken, palm, spaghetti, and some other. And the waitress comes up and goes, she goes to me, how's your Tour of Italy?

I go, it tastes like a Tour of Japan. I gotta be honest with you. Is this Italian food? Tastes like a Tour of Wuhan. Not for nothing how about this folks baltimore you know baltimore it's been run by liberals since i don't know 1968 and it's the worst city you can arguably worst city as far as violence it's just nobody wants to go there nobody wants to to live there. And anyways, what's

going on in Baltimore? Baltimore Mayor Jack Young urged residents to put down their guns and heed orders to stay home after multiple people were shot Tuesday night amidst the coronavirus pandemic. Baltimore, take a break. The whole world's taking a break. You can go back to killing each other. Let this pass. Mother of God, Baltimore. Young said hospital beds are needed to treat the COVID patients,

not for senseless violence. That's a good statement, Mayor. Mayor Jack Young, who's not so young, he's a little nervous himself. Let's put on the mayor. And those of you who want to continue to shoot and kill people in this city, we're not going to tolerate it. Pause.

Who are you talking about, the cops? Look at the fat lady. I won't vote for any politician who has a broad doing that sign shit. She's not making the dumb faces. You ever watch them? They usually go. I know she's not talking about coronavirus because not once did she do this.

When he brought up corona, she should have went. That's horrible, Nick. Okay, Mayor Jack Young. Go ahead, Jack. And we're going to get you. We cannot clog up our hospitals with their beds, with people who are being shot senselessly,

because we're going to need those beds for people who might be infected with the COVID virus. The COVID virus. It's the COVID virus. He's like the black Joe Biden. Remember? Oh, Biden and Obama? He just said the COVID virus.

He went with COVID and he, Corona. Poor Jack. I don't like people signing. You can't, fucking deaf people can read lips. What are you fucking doing? It's so unnecessary. Oh, God. But I want you guys to Google sign language people. You're going to see some of the way I fucking, when I was doing the show for my house, I had this woman, a clip of her. She was making the most gooniest faces ever.

I said, I wish I was blind instead of deaf right now. That would out there. Anyways, he said, for those of you who want to continue to shoot and kill people in this city, we're not going to tolerate it. Why? You've been tolerated for 50 years. You're going to stop now. We're going to come after stop now we're going to come after you and we're going to get you oh i bet you there's some gangbangers shit in their pants huh they're fucking bloomers i don't know why is everyone so fucking stupid

why aren't more people interrogating like me commissioner michael harrison said the city has seen an uptick in violent crime since friday including a mass shooting tuesday night where seven people were shot five people were transported to area hospitals via medics and two took private cars to the hospitals for treatment all seven are in serious but stable condition harrison said they are looking for a silver honda that was seen in the area. License plate COVID-19. What? A city officer who was on patrol in the micro zone did engage with a person

who was believed to be a suspect in the shooting. As the man was fleeing the scene, the officer was not armed with the level of deadly firepower that the suspect had. So he sneezed on the kid and hopefully the guy's gonna fever bye-bye uh the officer did fire his weapon but harrison said police don't know if the officer struck the suspect but really seriously they need the hospital but do you really think gang members and people who sell drugs and shit gonna go you know what let's take a break they're out of beds and this flu thing's going

around what are you, fucking nuts? You know what I'm saying, man? When you fucking... Trying to think of Rick Ross lyrics right now. When you're moving product with your thick hoe and your high heel thugging in Baltimore City, ain't nothing you can do about it. But it's another example of libs running a city. Just look at them.

How many times do we get it pointed out? Look at California. Just look at Detroit. Look at fucking Baltimore, Atlanta. It's the same shit over and over again. That's it. I'm feeling a little feverish myself right now. I got to thank you guys again for the

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That is it for the week. Thank you guys so much again for your support. Stay safe. Don't be, you know, don't six feet apart. Who the fuck is that? Went into a bar yesterday. I sat right in between two people because they were trying to stay six feet apart. I made it three feet. Fucking bugged the shit out of them. Then I touched their dipping sauce. I sat right in between two people because they were trying to stay six feet apart. I made it three feet.

Fucking bugged the shit out of them. Then I touched their dipping sauce. I go, what do you got there? Remember, you think and I will say, you're very welcome. We will see you guys on Monday. Have a good weekend. guitar solo guitar solo Bye.