The Nick DiPaolo Show - Major League Blowback on All-star Game | Nick Di Paolo Show #518

Episode Date: April 5, 2021

MLB caves to leftist pressure on All-star game. Details emerge on this weekend's Capitol Hill assault. Non-partisan group ranks AOC among the least effective lawmakers.

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By the way, I'm playing around with the guitar. I could actually do that a little bit. I'm getting decent. I have all of the sunshine of your love, Don. Except for the solo, it's the most important part. I'll leave that to some kid I'll hire. Jason's actually good on guitar. How was your Easter?

Jesus has risen. And he looks around and says, what the fuck with the All-Star game? I don't believe this shit. Oh, my God. I ate like an animal. Me, I cooked the whole meal, had people over. Honey-baked ham. You know the ones people order all over

the country it's located a mile from my house so that was easy scallop potatoes uh agra dolce butternut squash that's sweet and sour and italian few grease balls uh what else uh you know peach peach apple cranberry crumble for dessert this kid right here did it that's right that means if i fucking get kicked off this, I'll be working at, you know what, up the street there, fucking Smokey Joe's, whatever it is. Anyways, you know what's funny?

I ate like a normal portion. Oh, garlic spring beans. I ate like a normal person at the meal. Then last night around 1.15 a.m., I was still looking at stories, went in the kitchen, ate another four and a half pounds of ham and more dessert. I'm going to look like fucking Gabriel Iglesias in a couple more minutes. Let's get right to it. What a stupid country. I should say one half of it is just fucking retarded.

Again, if you back anything Biden's doing, get the fuck out of my country. Get out of my face. You're a stone cold communist. You see the all-star game, the shit that's going on? Now stepping to the play, play, play. Number zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero joe hypocrite crit crit crit crit out in left field field field field field joe hypocrite crit crit crit major league baseball boy they're cutting their own balls off so is delta and everybody else major league baseball responded to calls to boycott the state of Georgia

over a controversial new voter ID law by moving the All-Star game out of the Peach State. But get this, okay? So the jerk-off left, once again, doing their cancel culture shit, spread the lie that the new laws in Georgia, which guarantee a little more integrity as opposed to how they stole it. And yes, they did steal it. Fuck you if you don't believe it. So they changed the law to make it more honest. And guess what? The left thinks that's racist.

Once again, the race card is pulled. They have this nonsense about black people being suppressed because of voter IDs, which is fucking hilarious to me. But get this. So Major League, this is the hypocrites MLB is. Teams still require fans to show photo ID to pick up their tickets from Will Call. Teams still require fans to show photo ID to pick up their tickets from Will Call. Major League Baseball, did you ever think of that? That's right, stupid. South Carolina Republican Rep. Nancy Mace called the league out on Twitter.

Here's her thing. Hey, at Major League Baseball, this you, she wrote, along with a screenshot of the Will Call policy, says right there, person will need a picture ID. Can you imagine? They don't care. They don't give a fuck. I've never seen a scorched earth policy.

I give them credit for that. The league did not respond to multiple requests for an explanation of its photo ID policy for ticket. They called them, and of course, nobody answered the phone. And I say this, the all-star game, right? I say they should only be able to serve soft drinks and not Coke, by the way. Just Pepsi and no booze, no beer. Why? Because the people, the fans at the game, people of color fans, they won't be able to get any. They have no IDs. Fuck faces, meaning MLB. Proponents of the move to abandon

Atlanta's Trust Park for this year's All-Star Game have argued that Georgia's new GOP-backed election in tabula is a form of voter suppression and is racist president biden mentally ill old man that he has even called it jim crow in the 21st century which is an insult to people who went through jim crow that was systematic that was systemic racism it's an insult to those people that compare this to it but this jerk off a so-called uh president makes that statement just an empty vessel being filled with radical dog shit just a puppet i just see kermit the frog george's new law comes after democrats swept both of course this is the only the most only article i find that wasn't even close to objective after they swept both senate races and runoff votes and president biden edged out trump on election day which did

not fucking happen no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no absolute lie all this is based on a lie and if you don't know that, if you won't admit it, again, you're being disingenuously, intellectually dishonest, let's say. The Georgia election reform bill expands the, it actually expands voting. The number of early voting days allows the observation of ballot counting. Oh, my God, how radical. That's supposed to already happen, by the way. That's supposed to already happen, by the way. Prohibits ballot harvesting and continues to allow voters to cast absentee ballots without an excuse,

but requires proof of identification, among other measures. Oh, my God. How fucking hard. Just the facts, man. That's exactly what the facts are. I had a good joke about this. I said that you don't want any, any, the All-Star game is based on voting. You don't want anything to do with voting near Fulton County. We learned that in the election. Too bad Hannity couldn't write shit like that.

He'd be huge, Nick DiPaolo says to the trillionaire. It also gives the state election board more authority over counties, which is the way this is supposed to work. Anyways, former President Trump called for a boycott of the national pastime in other woke corporations, while former President jerk-off Marxist third term Barack Obama praised it as a way to honor the Atlanta Braves' most famous Hall of Famer. How to change this subject, bring Hank Aaron into it. Quote from Obama, there's no better way for America's pastor to honor their great hand. Aaron, who always led by example.

Obama tweeted that on Saturday. I just don't like that man. We will keep this promise to the American people. If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor. Period. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. A dirty mox is cunt.

Somebody stab him in the face and he'll be fucking cunt. You are a cunt, cunt, cunt. Nick, so early for that type of language on a Monday. What are you talking about? I treat swearing like alcohol. It's afternoon. Governor Brian Kemp, I don't know what to make of this guy. He stabbed jerk off. Excuse me. He stabbed Donald Trump in the back. Right. Remember, we did a story last

week. We have him on tape inviting China to invade Georgia, basically. So I don't know what he's doing. He's pretending to side with the Republicans. Brian Kemp, who I wouldn't trust as far as you could throw him, wrote in a Fox News op-ed Wednesday that Democrats have falsely characterized the bill he signed. He says these reforms have nothing to do with voter suppression or Jim Crow, he argued. The Election Integrity Act makes it easy to vote by expanding access to the polls and harder to cheat by ensuring the security of the ballot box. Can you imagine that offends Democrats? It's literally like they know we want to cheat. We put it in writing and we know that's the only way we can beat you Republicans. We know Trump

actually won two elections in a row, but we have to cheat to win. Senators, here's my headline, senators in a related story, try to, Republican senators actually, try to squeeze, they try to squeeze play on the woke MLB bullshit. Several Republicans say, see what I did there, baseball, they squeezed it in there nice. No pun intended. By the way, Red Sox lost three in a row to the Orioles.

Okay. How'd the Mets do, Jace? COVID. lost three in a row to the Urgals. How'd the Mets do, Jason? COVID. Can you imagine? I can't tell you folks. And I'm going to repeat this. Now they're coming out with a new thing.

I'm not even doing the story today. There's a variant, a mutant variant. In other words, it goes two different ways. And they're keeping it going, huh? And you know what it is? It's a cold. It's a bad cold. It'll kill the old people. It's the flu. If you don't believe that, you can suck it. Several Republican senators joined calls to end Major League Baseball's antitrust exemption. Let me explain that to you. You know antitrust, right? That keeps business leaders from monopolizing a market. And somehow baseball for years has been exempted of those antitrust laws. And you know why? The Supreme Court said it's a sport, not a business. Yeah, it's just like the softball league

I play in, over 70. Anyways, they've been exempt. So these republican senators are like oh yeah antitrust exemption uh after they pulled the all-star game out of atlanta joy these senators say it was because of the recent voter integrity bill that has been lambasted by other corporations and democratic officials so these fucking senators are saying oh yeah you want to play that game we'll get them you're no longer exempt. Let's see if it becomes law. I know, you know. MLB announced the decision to move the game on April 2nd, saying it would do protesting the vote of blah, blah, blah.

As we know, the ability, you know, of people of color to actually have the, you know, wherewithal to get an ID. Does anybody fucking believe this shit? You're lying. I am not. They are. Does anybody fucking believe this shit? You're lying. I am not. They are. You're a piece of shit. Republicans in criticizing the MLB and other major corporations have accused them of bowing

to Democratic-led and celebrity-led pressure. Democrats, without providing evidence, have said the new laws will make it harder for African-American voters to cast their ballots. This must piss black people off. I'm going to play a clip in a few minutes of Barkley, who hit it right on the head. Well, almost on the head. I have a little variant, like the mutant strain of COVID.

I have a little variation of what he said. Anyway, so this is the way the Senate is fighting back. The measure, which was passed last month and signed into law by Georgia's governor, implements ID requirements for mail-in belt places, restrictions on the number of drop boxes across the state. And then somebody tweeted, why does MLB still have antitrust immunity? It's time for the federal government to stop granting special privileges to specific favorite corporations,

especially those that punish their political opponents. Mike Lee of Utah wrote that, who I used to be a fan of, until he showed his true colors when it came to, what was it? What the fuck did he lean the other way on? What all the senators do. Oh, as far as big tech, that's what it was. Remember they were trying to pass something to crack down on big tech or whatever?

He was against it because he gets his pockets lined too. So don't trust all these guys, even though they're right on this one. So that's Mike Lee of Utah. And my boy, Teddy Cruz, who I think would make a great president. He looks more Cuban every day.

Ted Cruz said on a tweet, exactly right. At Senator Mike Lee and I will be working hard to end MLB's antitrust immunity, accusing the organization of becoming woke, a pejorative used by conservatives.

No, the truth to describe the left-wing activism that focuses on identity politics while using censorship and precious campaigns to silence opposing viewpoints. Jewel-coldness. Yeah, they are.

Huh? Jess, I ain't. Jess, I ain't. I tell you, no fucking kids. You know, your fucking friend Omar is a piece of shit. I had to cancel his contract, you know. No kids, I tell you.

Why, you stupid fuck. Why, look at you now. Pretty good, huh? I can do that because I'm half Cuban and half racist. Good night, everybody. I can do that because I'm half Cuban and half racist. Good night, everybody. Later on April 2nd, Cruz posted a link to MLB's corporate sponsors,

which Cruz said pressured the league to pull the goddamn All-Star game, I added emphasis, out of Atlanta. And he asked these questions. Do all of them oppose voter ID? Are all of them willing to be the woke enforcers of the corrupt Democratic Party? And do all hate the 75 million who voted for Trump? I think we know the answers to all those questions, which would make those, you know, what do you call this? What's the word I'm looking for? When you already ask a question, you already know the answer to.

Ah, rhetorical. Thank you, Nick. Have another fucking hit of your pipe. Meanwhile, Chinese... Chinese state media is, Joe, ready to give a third blowjob to Xinping Qing. Meanwhile, Chinese state media reported on april 1st that mlb will

continue this is the chinese talking to be aired on the streaming platform operated by chinese tech giant uh tencent it's a rap writer beijing isn't it which has significant ties to the chinese Communist Party. Okay, so that's all right. Do business. Let them do business. Stream their product. But watch out for those old white racists. Oh, my God.

We have lost our fucking... Chinese are slippery. Biden. Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden. Yes, sir. Hunter Biden. Biden.

Yes, sir. Hunter Biden. Biden. Brian Kemp, a guy, again, we should not trust, a Republican in name only, said that Democrats in corporations have deliberately mischaracterized the law, which I think I already says. He says, here's the truth. This is coming coming from kemp are you interested in the real story yeah kemp said in his statement last week i already said this expand vote but we know what it does okay thanks mr kemp and again uh he says it levels the playing field on voter idea as well as streaming uh election procedures kemp said bub said. We know what it does, okay? And again, I don't trust you.

We have all kinds of tape of you, you know, eating 3A and trying to make substitutions. No substitutions. How old is the show right now? 16. Fuck. Really? All righty.

Let's chat. Let's chat. This is how I worked out yesterday, you know, a half hour before company showed up. This is how you get when you're 59. I didn't bother showering or taking off my sweats or wet sweatshirt to sit down to dinner. Can you imagine that? Then I took a bird bath this morning and washed my balls in the sink of my armpits. Now, Jason, you're an expert on depression. I think I got low-level depression. I used to shower every day or every other day. Now it's once every, I'd say, seven, eight days.

Yeah, hygiene tends to be the first thing to go. Thanks. Thanks for confirming that. I know that when I lived in Venice Beach, California by myself, I went out to L.A., moved to Venice Beach. This was in the early 90s. Knew nobody out there. Ended up in a basement apartment right on venice which is this fucking and uh i had left my girlfriend in the dust at the time she was back new hampshire you know i had done three arsenials i thought i was gonna be huge and then i get out there i know

nobody i miss her i call her house at like two in the morning her father goes no she's out with this guy brian he said it with such joy because I fucked over his dog. Anyways, I sat in that fucking apartment. And, Jase, I'm talking 12 days, 13 days, without showering, didn't shave. David Tell saw me on Venice Beach and didn't recognize me because I hadn't eaten. I was literally eating about 11 calories a month. I never looked better. I'd go running. I was shredded. What's calories a month. I never looked better. I'd go running.

I was shredded. What's the moral of the story? Well, I got to get my wife out of the picture. Then miss her, and I'll finally have abs. Anyways, back to it. Charles Barkley, the aforementioned Chuck, who I absolutely, one of the greats. I like his personality. Yes, he gets, you know, sometimes he's on the wrong side,

but he can't help it. But, you know, I remember years ago, he had a Rush Limbaugh bumper sticker on his truck. That's all I needed to hear about him. Anyways, Charlie Barkley laying it down, yo, because he does speak his mind. I hate when people say that to him. He speaks it. Well,

there's no danger when you're a black superstar athlete, unless you say, you know, kill Whitey, then what? You have to sit out a game? Whatever. Anyways, I like Chuck. Legendary former NBA ball player Charles Barkley had harsh words for American politicians when he spoke on CBS on Saturday afternoon, which is hard to do. I'm surprised they didn't cut it out. Prior to the Baylor and Houston taking to the court in the Final Four tournament. They're already, tonight's the finals, I think. Baylor and Gonzaga, did I read that right in the paper there? Again, I don't watch, they could be playing my kitchen and ask them to leave, but I will

tune in for this game. Those are two strong programs, even I know that. Anyways, here's Barkley saying who is really at fault at us hating each other, and he's right on the money almost. Shared that news, how painful it was. Yeah, but the one thing I took out of that piece was, man, I think most white people and black people are great people. Pause. And you know what?

He's absolutely right there. Especially, I have a great Brahmin living here in this town, which is 60-40 black to white. Yes, we have our seedy areas that you wouldn't want to be caught in, but that's just fucking life. But you know what? I've never been in a town with black and white. I mean, it's palpable that we say hi to each other. You know, you live together. Up north, it's not like that.

But I was up there long enough, man. The fucking hate is right behind the... Anyways, go ahead. Let him roll. I really believe that in my heart. But I think our system is set up where our politicians, whether they're Republicans or Democrats, are designed to make us not like each other. Now, here's where and I know because whoever wrote this said, but people online, again, stuck with their own team, whatever.

I just want to know, I would say to Charles, what I want you to give me three things that the right does to, you know, purposely irritate black people. I'm trying to be objective here, folks. I can name 11 for every one you name that you think, you know, right wing politicians are doing to keep us at each other's throat. So I don't completely agree with that. And I know most people go, that's because you're fucking right. Yeah, but it's true.

Every day we report shit. Look what the Biden administration's doing. It's all about anti-white. Labeling Trump supporters terrorists. I mean, Jesus Christ. Speaking of Jesus Christ, you know, he rose on Sunday. And so did my

blood pressure after three pounds of ham. Good night, everybody. Good to be at Yuck Yucks. Barkley on this. You are correct, sir. It's absolutely let it roll. Their grasp of money and power. They divide and conquer.

I truly believe in my heart most white people and black people are awesome people, but we're so stupid following our politicians, whether they're Republicans or Democrats. No, no, no, no, no. And their only job is, hey, let's make these people not like each other. We don't live in their neighborhoods. We're all got money. Let's make the whites and blacks not like each other.

Let's make rich people and poor people not like each other. Let's make rich people and poor people not like each other. Let's scramble the middle class. I truly believe that in my heart. If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? Right on the money. Right on the money. Because the Republicans, you think Republicans really care about people pouring over the border? Again, it's about the almighty dollar. And he's exactly right, although I don't think he lives

in our neighborhoods either. But God bless him. That's CBS. We should have used this in our new segment, RTR, Reverse the Races, because a white guy couldn't say that on CBS. Do you understand?

Not even one tenth of that. They'd be gone forever. But Charles gets a pass, which I wish he'd point out. But otherwise, he's right on them. We are fucking supposed. I know this is Pollyannish thinking, but this is supposed to be a government of form by the people. And you know what? The left.

That's my only argument. The right at least pretends it's for us. The left fucking, they piss on the Constitution. That's their whole goal. Barclay's known for speaking his mind. It says not hold him back when he does so. His remarks were well-received on Twitter, though some remarked that those to whom

they are politically opposed behave in this way, refusing to believe it of their own side and therefore proving Barclay's point. Well, not, that's not. Are you interested in the real story? they are politically opposed to behaving this way, refusing to believe it of their own side, and therefore proving Barclay's point. Well, not, that's not. Are you interested in the real story? I just gave it to you. Look, yes, both sides are guilty in some things, but you can't argue that the left, they fucking stole a national election.

Again, I'm preaching to the choir. I wish there were three liberals listening to me so I could give you the bird. Anyways, good going, Chucky. I just fucking like that guy. He's just, he tries to be fair. And when he says, you know, white people and black, I think he believes it, you know? Not when Biden says it. Fuck Stain. God, I hope he dies. Biden says it. Fuck Stain. God, I hope he dies. I had a good post on, I'm sure it was taken down, but I said Biden is the only president, if you want to assassinate him, you can do it by putting an out of order sign on an elevator. Only president to have more trouble with the staircase in FDR. Thank you very much. Good night, everybody. Let's get on to black people behaving badly.

That should be another segment, BBB. Because the only reason I'm going to report this, you're not going to get it anywhere else but on the internet. And they're portraying me, the old white guy, as the fucking terrorist in the country. Capital suspect, as you know, this happened after we left last week. Capital suspect, Noah Green sent worrying text before attack and posted U.S.

government is enemy number one of black people. Green, 25, once a promising college football star, was shot dead after he allegedly plowed his Nissan Altima. Once again, how many times have I said that on theowed his Nissan Altima. Once again, how many times have I said that on the show? Nissan Altima, the favorite car of the angry minority. I've been saying that forever. Into a Capitol security cordon in Washington, D.C. on Friday, he did that and he was shot dead by Dickhead. The former athlete also sent a concerning text message to his brother, Brendan, the day before the horrific attack.

Green reportedly wrote, I'm sorry, but I'm just going to go and live and be homeless. Thank you for everything that you've done. His brother told the Washington Post that Green suffered from hallucinations, heart palpitations, headaches, diarrhea, swelling of the feet, no, and suicidal thoughts. And his Facebook account offered some insight. See how when it's a black dude, it's mental illness, blah, blah, blah, blah. Nothing

to do with him being a Farrakhan follower. Anyways, his Facebook account offered some insight into his mental state before a social media giant took it down in the following, after the attack. Just hours before allegedly ramming his vehicle into the security cordon,

Green branded the federal government the number one enemy of black people. He leapt from his vehicle with a knife at about 1 p.m. before being gunned down by cops, but not before killing Capitol Police Officer Billy Evans. White, white. Again, reverse the races story.

He'll be huge. Here's my problem. I still don't know how this cop died. Was he stabbed to death or did the car kill him? Maybe you guys know the answer. All weekend, I looked everywhere. Why would you leave that out of the story? Oh, I think I know why.

Maybe I was reading the wrong things. I scoured the internet. Was he stabbed to death? Green was not known to security services, and the shocking incident has sparked new fears over the security of this here you go here's here's where the evil media tries to connect the dots between this and january 6th new fears over the security of the senate and congress following the riot on january 6th i was waiting for them to bring that up. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.

Let's think about that for a second. This guy is a Farrakhan follower, right? He posted shit about it, right? They don't mention terrorists once or domestic terrorists, but they labeled the unarmed people that charged the Capitol, unarmed, I'll say it again, where four Trump supporters ended up dying for whatever reasons. The woman gets shot for no reason. They label them terrorists, but not this guy that actually killed a Capitol cop. He's just crazy. Facebook posts from him reveal a disturbed mind as he became convinced he was a victim of mind control by the CIA and the FBI.

Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Didn't Trump claim that while he was running? Isn't it funny? Not funny, but these people that supposedly they lose their marbles, that's one of their

symptoms. It's always mind control by the CIA. Now, they must all be reading the same book while they're going crazy or whatever. He's probably not far off, but he also made numerous posts regarding the Nation of Islam. Oh, there it is. A religious movement, you know, just like those crazy Christian Trump followers, a religious movement that combines Muslim beliefs with black nationalism. That's like putting hot peppers on fucking hot peppers.

Satan's rule over us is up, he said in a quote on Facebook on March 17th. He's talking about the white man. Also boasted he had been chosen for a mission. There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. Oh, this guy, yes. Green credited the leader of Nation of Islam and former major leaguer for the St. Louis Cardinals,

Louis Farrakhan, with saving him from terrible, let me tell you something. When you're claiming Farrakhan saved you from terrible afflictions, you in deep shit, yo, which he had suffered and uh hailed him as Jesus the Messiah that's Farrakhan let's listen to some of uh Jesus since it was uh since it was Easter this week and let's listen to some of Jesus's um well how he feels about his own people because Jesus was Jewish wasn't't he? I think so. The satanic Jews. Oh my God, Jesus.

They control everything and mostly everybody. Naughty, naughty. That's naughty. He also appeared to dub himself Noah X, revealed he had sent $1,085 as a donation to the organization and attempted to legally change his name to Noah Zayin Muhammad,

but that was taken by a wide receiver for the Denver Broncos. No. Hates Jews. Hates Jews. Do you see that? But did you see what they did there, folks? Again, another lesson in reading

articles and shit they brought up january 6th they deemed all those people who didn't even have guns they thought that was an insurrection wait till the real one comes oh my god can't wait to see pelosi's head being kicked off the fucking balcony to where it lands in the Rose Garden next to fucking Chuck Schumer's caucus. Oh, it'll be so much fun. Let's stay on black crime. And another I could have put reverse the races. 82-year-old tackles teen in carjacking attempt. Now, I don't mean to be racist,

but the minute I read the headlines, I went, oh my God. You know, the fucking 82-year-old guy is probably Hawaiian, and the suspect is probably from Ireland. Let's take a look. When I'm 82, that's all I'm going to say. If I can move like this guy when I'm 82 82 i don't think i can move like him today this fucking southern is a tough this is in atlanta where the thugs are really skinny and all of the same fucking ilk if you know what i'm saying let's take a look at this and break it down like the sapruta film here's an old uh white guy 82, keep in mind. This black kid approached him.

He was hanging out earlier, doing nothing. A struggle ensues. Look at this. This guy's 80. What? What? What was he, a former pro linebacker? And there's the spineless little piece of shit, subhuman garbage,

who someday will be eradicated him I mean this guy says I need a beer I'm fucking was that not a great form tackle guys 82 oh these suspects I don't. They all have something in common. I'm black, y'all. And I'm black, y'all. And I'm blacker than black. And I'm black, y'all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, boy. I'm loving it. Yeah, yeah, boy.

If you want to talk like a fucking millennial, I'll send you to Slippin' Falls School. Hey! I was just fucking around. A little bit. Anyways. What's the next story? Oh, it's labeled more blackish behavior as an Ayesha or a Tanisha shoots into a Burger King drive-thru window.

Nick, what does that mean, a Tanisha? Well, you know a Karen? We have white Karens. Well, blacks have a tenacious. They're younger and more mentally ill. That's right. A black girl was pissed because she was waiting too long in the drive-thru, which is a good reason to take somebody's life, right?

Are you fucking dog-styling me? How much longer are we going gonna have to pretend this is the most violent race ever to walk the planet yeah but it's because of socioeconomic rate oh is it that i thought there's poor people everywhere la la la la not all black again barclay said most black people most white people the small percentages in each group that are fucking cuckoo but i don't see white and don't tell me they just don't put the white clip. Are you fucked? It's the other way around.

If white people were doing the shit that these black people are doing, it would be on a loop on every station, which is more proof. It hardly exists. Argue that, motherfucker. I hope there's one liberal tuning in by accident. Burger King surveillance video showed the woman pull out a black handgun from her car, as opposed to hot pink, lean into the drive-thru window and open fire. I've wanted to do this, can I be honest with you? But I know not

to. I was taught it was wrong to take somebody's life because my french fries were fucking cold luckily none of the employees were hit and the workers took off running the poor bastards it's turning into the most dangerous jobs working in these places uh anyways they took off running through a back door police said let's take a look at this um piece of garbage Police are looking for this woman. We're told it all started when she got angry about... We're told. We're told. So even the anchor people,

the news people, are a little bit illiterate now, but go ahead. How long she was waiting in the drive-thru for her food at Burger King on Winchester Road. Police say she got out of her car, walked up to the drive-thru window, started

arguing with an employee, then began shooting. They asked McDonald's about it and their response was Apparently they don't want to pay. Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, you son of a bitch. Oh, Jake,

Memphis police are asking that if you know who this woman is or anything about this crime, to please tackle her, get her in a, what they call a Kimora, snap her arm, whatever, and snap her arm, whatever, to call Crime Stoppers at 901-528-CASH. Okay, you get a cash reward, I guess. In a statement obtained by Fox 13, Burger King said, here we go, here's the unnecessary words from corporate that make me laugh. Burger King, this comes from corporate,

in a statement said, I'm just glad a bitch ain't burning this place down. That'll come after the fucking George Floyd burning. Now, Burger King said, listen to this. They don't condone violence of any kind. Imagine, really, you don't? You don't fucking condone? You don't mind a little gunplay at your restaurants? We do not condone violence of any kind, whether it's white, Irish, black, are fully cooperating with the police in this investigation. We actually gave them all junior whoppers. We do not tolerate,

this is the quote from the company, or condone violence of any kind at our restaurants because the safety of our team members and guests, hey, can you stop calling us guests? What are we, sleeping over? I fucking hate that. All the companies do it now. Our guests at Wendy's, what do you

get, cots in the back room and fucking flat screens? We're customers, okay? I don't know you. I don't want to be your friend. Give me your shitty food that's going to rot my asshole out in 30 years. We're not partners and we ain't friends. Restaurant, the safety of our team members, that's the top priority, they say. Apparently. That's why they're wearing bulletproof vests. You need to shut the fuck up. Fortunately, no one in the restaurant was injured during the incident. The restaurant operator is fully cooperating with the authorities on their ongoing investigation.

I don't know nothing about that. Well, you've got to help them out. Any information that leads to the shooter's arrest could be worth up to $1,000 or 2,500 whoppers with cheese. And you can make them the large variety. I love my Burger King. I love my McDonald's. I don't go there often. I did a few months ago when I was a little bit of a mess.

And, oh, yummy, yummy. I'd go to McDonald's. Then I'd hit the W the waffle house on the way home why do you have love handles I have no idea one time contributions ladies and gentlemen as you know this show feels like an MPR commercial

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Let's get back to the show, shall we? Why do you focus on it? Because it's in the headlines and there's a double standard and you can't see it anywhere else unless you're online. And most people my age aren't. If you watch just the news on TV, you'd never know we had a race problem. Black Panthers, there's an organization that was relevant, 1948. Black Panthers members enter an Asian nail salon in Milwaukee, threaten, harass, and terrify Asian workers and customers. There's always been

tension between the black and Asian. It's not what the media makes it out to be. Well, first of all, they don't even tell you. They'll have you all this uh anti-asian stuff is old white people trump support which is a total crock of shit 84 of this black on yellow is black on yellow even more now um and i'm not making that up you can look that up anyways a video is going uh around social media showing as some individual this happened a while ago but i guess uh they they brought it up again because it's going to court or something a video was uh going around social media showing some individuals with the original black panthers decals oh the old school on the back of their jackets um there's always been tension between blacks

I could feel it in New York too and that's because you know why the Asians came over here and put in the fucking and I'm not saying black people don't again I have to say even on the internet but I'm just saying I'm talking about a small just a small percentage of criminals

that goes for any race Asians work their balls off for the most part. You see it in New York. I would see it in New York. I'd be walking home from doing five sets of the comedy cell at two in the morning, and there's a fucking, there's a lady in her 70s peeling peaches sitting on a milk crate in front of a goddamn bodega. Anyways, let's take a look at these bullies, bullying these little goddamn hardworking Asian people. I mean, here you go.

Yeah, that's what I'm doing. You disrespected a black woman from this community. Look at him running. He's running. Why are you running? You disrespected a black woman from this community. You called her a bitch. You called the police on her.

You told her to get out. You disrespected Black Lives Matter. I'm here to tell you that's going to stop. Black women must not be in this store. You disrespected a black woman by calling them bitches. Hold up, hold up. That's gonna stop. Do I make myself clear? No.

To scary ass. They don't speak English. Why do they call the police? Don't call the police. Coming up in here. How do you dare you disrespect a black woman? Didn't make fun of Black Lives Matter. We spend money in here.

What's your name, sir? I don't know what you money in here. What's your name, sir? I don't know what you're smiling at. What's your name? Black woman, y'all shouldn't even be in this shop. Look at him running high. He running high. This is making black women for our community. Don't let nobody in here while I'm talking.

Alright. What's your name? Are you the owner? Are you the owner? What is the owner? The owner right here? Well, I'll be back. Make sure you tell him you've been here in years. You ever disrespect a black woman again,

we're going to shut you down. Calling black women bitches. Yeah, I'm talking to you. You know you do. All right, all right. I can't take it anymore. Can you imagine Asian people calling black women bitches. Yeah, I'm talking to you. You know you do. All right, all right. I can't take it anymore. Can you imagine Asian people calling black women bitches? You never hear that in hip hop songs

or anything, do you? Imagine. Do I make myself clear? Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you? You know what? They were actually, that's the,

can I be honest? That's the most well-behaved I've ever seen Black Panthers. He was like an old school dad yelling at his kids or whatever. But who the fuck do you think you are, man? And who knows what, they probably created that, who knows what was said. I'm guessing the Black Panthers are lying. Oh, Nick, that's racist. There are white niggers.

I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. Reverse the races, RTR segment. A 73-year-old man was punched in the chest. And I can't believe they used the word shoved. When I show you this clip, only two women who wrote the article would use the word shoved. Can you? I wanted to shove them off a fucking 13 story. 73 year old guy punched in the chest and shoved in a brazen attack in midtown Manhattan.

Police said the victim was attacked by another man. The victim was a white man. The we'll let you guess the color of the suspect on Saturday outside of a residential building on West 47th Street near, what's it, open war in New York on fucking white people and Asian people? This was according to the cops. Surveillance footage obtained by the police showed the suspect run towards the elderly man, then violently knock him to the, oh, you cleared it up. Thank you. You didn't shove him? Do you know there's a difference between shoved and violently knocked to the ground?

When Lawrence Taylor broke Theismann's leg, did he shove him? Take a look at this fucking craven. There were no words or others exchanged leading up to the attack. Police sources. So keep that in mind. There was no words or others exchanged leading up to the attack. Police sources. So keep that in mind. There was no words exchanged. The elderly man was taken in stable condition to Mount Sinai Hospital. His attack of fled was still being sought by cops Sunday.

Here's the video. What is wrong with you people? Do it again. let's reverse the races imagine that's a white guy charging a 73 year old black guy you think you would have heard about it on NBC fucking

run through a motherfucker face that's the definition guys in the hospital I don't know what you're smiling at watermelon face. That's the definition. Guy's in the hospital. I don't know what you're smiling at, watermelon. Imagine suspect who is believed to be 28 to

30 years old. Oh, listen to this. We know his age. Last seen wearing a red jacket, gray sweatpants, black shoes, and a dark colored baseball cap. We don't know his color, though. We do because of the clip, but if you were reading shoes, and a dark colored baseball cap. We don't know his color, though. I mean, we do because of the clip. But if you were reading this, that's how it would be written. And, you know, people go, but they do that knowing that you know.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't make me do any figuring out. You listening? Yeah. Your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks. You got that? Now. All right, let's get it.

Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. In our shut up and make me a sandwich segment tonight, AOC gets an F in effectiveness as a politician. There's the hooftoose. Throw her a sugar cube and line her up at the Preakness. Look at them choppers. Jesus H.

A study has found that Rep. Alexandria Sandy Acasio-Cortez, a Democratic member of Congress from New York City, and a young face and a big asshole in the party, has not been an effective politician in the legislature based on a survey from the Nonpartisan Center for Effective Lawmaking. You're a loser. You'll always be a loser.

Ocasio-Cortez, popularly known as Jerkoff on the right, AOC introduced a total of 21 substantive bills that did not receive, I should say substantive, did not receive substantial backing from other lawmakers, including committee and floor votes, according to the study, a project out of Vanderbilt University and the University of Virginia, two schools agreeing she's useful. She introduced a lot of bills, but she was not successful at having them receive any sort of action in committee or beyond committee. And if they can't get through committee they cannot pass the house alan wiseman a vanderbilt political scientist and center's co-director told the new york post i'm sure he'll be getting fired soon she's useless let's find something to do with her christy there you go get down on your knees so sabrina can see your

asshole she can direct films it's clear that she was trying to get her legislative agenda moving and engage with lawmaking process, but she wasn't as successful as some other members were, even among other freshmen at getting people to pay attention to her legislation. But here's my take on this also. Maybe she get nothing through, but I'll tell you right now,

Biden's agenda sure sounds like it's coming right out of her mouth. Doesn't it? Her ideas aren't being ignored. Technically, they may be not made into law, but she's a douche. AOC was ranked, get this, sounds like me in high school, number 230 out of 240. Congressional Democrats in terms of effectiveness. The study found 230. Wow. Compared with others in her circle, jerk off circle, congressional allies, collectively known as these fucking yeast infection squad aoc was deemed less effective than get this and when are we going to get rid of this little bitch

ilhan omar seen here with their silly hat imagine being less effective than that scum who sponsored 33 bills. And Rashida Tlaib, the beautiful Rashida Tlaib seen here. Oh, God. What a dog shit face. I still don't believe they were voted in by anybody. Tlaib, who had some of her bills advanced to committee, with one becoming a law. Wow, she's hitting it out of the park, too. They don't need these radicals. It's already being

done. Tlaib was ranked number 92 among the 240, according to the survey. The most effective lawmakers were Rep. Anita Lowey, old black woman from Westchester. She's black, right? She's not black? Yeah, she is. She's

black. All right, we'll look it up after the show. I say she's black. You might be right, Jason. I'm not sure, but she looks black to me. Westchester, New York. She retired last year. And listen to this.

She had a good record, responsible for 29 major bills introduced in Congress, with seven of them becoming law. And John Katko, Republican, Syracuse New York, with six of his bills becoming laws. That's him, John Katko. Look at him. He looks like a fucking offensive coordinator for the Jets. I don't know. I don't know why we can't win. What is she?

He's the worst at Googling. This kid kid's smart but he can't google the shit put in nita lowry black white anyways i'm moving on while jason acts like i asked him to find out the fucking what is she no he still doesn't know can you believe that all right here we go ding ding ding ding ding ding ding see you go to wikipedia you know i typed in needle and the only thing that comes up is that there was a black gay man running against her for her seat wait a minute you tom you typed in what need a lowy black like that's all right all right we'll have a bet on that shut that off off. We were echoing. Finally, tonight I meet the press. More Portland left-wing lunacy. A Portland high school, boy, does this not sum up where we are, delayed a vote to change its mascot to an evergreen tree because apparently trees are racist

over concerns about its potential ties to lynching. I can't count the number of people you've seen in pictures back in the 40s and 30s, black people hanging from Christmas trees. Are you fucking, they worry about using this? First of all, what a stupid mascot for a sports team. Nothing says fast and speedy and athletic like an evergreen tree, you fucking. Why don't you go with the retarded penguins? speedy and athletic like an evergreen tree, you fucking... Why don't you go with the retarded penguins?

Put a picture of kids from fucking, uh... St. Jude's on your helmet. Okay? They're worrying about using the tree as a mascot because of potential ties to lynching. Are you shitting me? If I could, I'd grab this microphone and I'd beat your brains

out with it because that's what she deserves. That's what she deserves. Ida B. Wells Barnett High School. I went there for a while. I was kicked out for being white. Named after the prominent black activist. You're real prominent. And ask any black person who she is.

They will never know. A black activist and a reporter who documented lynching was set to vote on the new mascot last Tuesday until a board director shared community concerns over the tree's imagery, the Portland Tribune reported. Who's the, do we have the picture of the woman? Oh, no kidding. Surprise, surprise. Boy, you're getting dumber out West every day.

I'm wondering, she said, if there was any concern with the imagery there in using a tree as our mascot. Portland Public Schools Board of Education Director Michelle DePass asked at the fucking meeting. What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber

for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul. One of the committee members involved in choosing the Evergreen mascot said the issue was broached during the process. We did talk about it, but we were looking at the symbolism more as a tree of life than a tree of death. Martin Osborne said that. Osborne, who was black, even, can you imagine, even he's going, you guys have fucking lost your mind. Osborne, who was black, said the Evergreens mascot had nothing to do with horrible history of lynching in the United States. Lynching trees typically are not Evergreens.

Do you guys believe this is an actual conversation in 20 fucking 21? Amongst academia to pass suggested the committee reach out to the family of wells barnett's to ensure they are on board with a new mascot uh ahead of the rescheduled vote at the next meeting so they have to reach out and clear it with the people the family that's the school's named after and you know what i say who gives a fuck what you think i'm done i'm tapped for today. I can't take this. Oh, my God. That is it, ladies and gentlemen. Don't forget thecomicsgym.com. Thecomicsgym.com.

Send your friends to it. New friends. That's where the show will be. They can't touch me there, supposedly. We shall see. Also, cameo.com. If you want me to roast one of your friends or relatives, I will make a video on my phone and send it to him directly. Go to Camus dot com. Click on my profile. Tell me a little

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Anyways, that is it. You guys think and I will say you're very welcome. We will see you back here at the same time tomorrow. Take care. guitar solo I'm out.