The Nick DiPaolo Show - Mamdani Encourages Lawlessness In NYC | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1826
Episode Date: December 9, 2025In this episode, Nick talks about Zohran the Zealot, Suicide By Cop in Seattle, Cinnabon Employee Fired, College Football and A Weird Dog Show! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm E...T https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH SALE! From now until December 10 th get 20% off Everything in our store. So grab some mugs, winter hats, hoodies, long sleeve shirts, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ HOLIDAY VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal holiday greeting from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo and order one in time for Christmas. SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy - https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/
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Today I'm going to be talking about Zoran de Zilat.
Put a little clip out,
let you know how he's going to handle New York City.
And it's already got people ruffling their feathers.
suicide by cop in Seattle, in my opinion.
It's all caught on tape, thanks to the world we live in.
We got a Cineban employee fired for a racist rant,
is what they're calling it.
I don't know.
I find it hard to believe in a fast food place
when there's an altercation between black.
They're actually Somali and a white girl,
and you want me to believe that she started it?
Well, you're going to have to fucking prove that.
caught. Nick the Pottle's
court Tuesday at 4 and
W.A.B.C.
And we got a weird dog show.
It's computer, you know, those weird
computer dogs, only they
put Zuckerberg's head on a few of them.
Yeah, that's right, a lot of hump and
goes on to that one. Keep your
eye out for that one.
So how was your weekend?
Me and the wife did Thanksgiving
yesterday.
Seeing as we didn't have one last week
and it's weird.
I actually convinced myself
it was Thanksgiving.
I did all the preparation and shit
the night before
and the morning I had myself convinced.
I put on the NFL,
the Lions were it on.
I fainted.
I fell on the gravy.
Overrated.
Thanksgiving.
Too much fucking work.
Even for two people.
And we're already having a beef.
I said, I'm not doing it.
I'm not fucking next year.
I'm having pizza.
I'm making my own pizza.
You eat whatever the fuck you want.
I might call Jersey.
I got a 12-foot sub, eat it myself.
Supposed to have fun with your food.
Fucking turkey's dry than a nun's twat.
Oh, can I say that?
I did.
It was actually moist the way I cook it, but still,
it's not fucking fucking sticking fucking shit up under the skin
like I'm a fucking OBGYN.
I'm really.
I thought I heard the turkey mall while I was preparing it.
More of a gobble.
More of a garble, gobble.
Great football weekend.
We'll get to that.
I couldn't hit my ass with a base fiddle
with these fucking NFL picks, man.
I'm usually in the upper third.
Out of 120 people, I'm in the 30s consistently.
This year, I'm at like a 101.
Embarrassing.
I just look, the wife is ahead of me by seven.
You know how she picks them?
This shows you how scientific it is.
By what city should rather live in?
In other words, if the lions are playing the dolphins,
She's like Miami.
And that's working better than me
doing a little reading
and following this stupid league.
It's just a, it's nothing because I'm not
because I'm not betting real money anymore
like I did when I get out of college.
But it's the fact, this is why I get angry.
I mean, when you pick a game, it's 50-50.
Literally.
I mean, if you grab the fucking name out of the hat
and I grabbed the wrong ones,
70% of the time, what are the fucking odds of that?
That's why I know if I get done,
diagnose of cancer, it's going to be stage 11. I'm not going to have a prayer. It's why I don't play poker or any of that shit. Anything that takes an ounce of luck, I'm not interested in. Although I did get married. I don't know. Oh, I'll tell you, I'm doing a new character.
What the fuck else did I do? Did I leave the house at all? Went to boomies. I got these, I've been here since the teeth be yanked, right?
No?
Look at Toola.
I look like Quint.
But you can't really see it when I'm looking straight ahead.
So why get the fake shit in the back?
I got to go there today.
They wanted to see if the shit healed up.
I did everything they said.
I duched.
I used deodorant.
I comb my hair.
They pluck those fuckers out quick.
The hardest part is getting the needle stuck into your gums to freeze it up.
And the fucking doctor,
Dr. Alonzo, I'm expecting maybe a guy or woman.
I don't know.
She gets there.
She looks like she's 28.
I'm like, oh, Jesus.
Black female assistant, Jody, couldn't have been nicer.
And I get too broads working on me.
It makes me nervous.
I don't care if it's my car or my mouth, okay?
I'm a sexist.
She had those fucking things out before I realized what happened.
And I felt like sin.
I could have done that.
Piss off my wife.
We could have those out.
Turn that.
That base down, you fucking, you know what?
Irishman.
Fucking vibrate in the whole building.
You know, those fuckers came out.
Then they spent the next hour.
But I was in a chair for a good hour and a half, though.
And they got to sew you up and shit.
Then they gave me ibuprofen and some type of, you know,
antibiotic, which is not, antibiotic's knocked the shit out of me.
They make me very tired, which means it's good.
It must be doing something.
But even with that in my system, even with an antibiotic,
I'm not biopropin.
I still had to take too ambient last night.
It's 10 or 2 in the morning.
I'm sitting there like it's noontime.
I'm like, what the fuck?
And I'm not going to bed before midnight, okay?
I'm 63.
I get seven good years left.
I don't even know where those seven are coming from.
I just said that.
Not in a hurry to hit the hay.
Got all eternity to sleep.
At least that's you people believe.
Yeah, but you're going to have a reunion
you and your family in heaven.
Oh, yeah?
You believe that, do you?
I'll say it again. Everybody says
heaven is heaven. Well,
Jesus, look around here. I don't understand
why we went out all on the fucking
elevator.
If it's that nice up there, what are we doing?
Imagine, I mean,
you live in poverty,
a poverty.
The fuck am I.
Silly wabbit.
What are we doing?
I laugh at that. I just
I do. I have a bit about it.
Norm MacDonald had a little piece of that.
His father had a heart attack, and he found him dead in the bedroom floor.
And they go, you know, his friends are like,
when Norm, he's in a better place.
Well, no, he was on the bed.
God, do I miss him.
God, do I, out of all the famous people have died,
I'd bring him back before friggin' Elvis, Sinatra, any of them.
Oh, good lordy.
Dallas, you've got a real fucking chest head cold over there.
So you just...
Yeah, let me hear you.
I'm dying.
What you do?
Did you stay in, I'm guessing?
Yeah, they didn't do shit.
Yeah.
Did you like the menorah yet?
Some tough Jews.
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Well, you're going to be on Crowder this week.
Yes.
after the show tonight,
tomorrow night, excuse me, on a plane.
Watch me on Lauda with Crowder.
Wednesday morning.
I'll be live in studio with them
and Thursday morning.
And then back on a plane,
back home.
Which I don't mind.
I just get nervous
with these planes and I know there's a million
terrorists running around.
I just know.
You guys, everybody, we go back to our business.
Nobody's thinking about that.
But there's a couple hundred
them we don't know where they are. And they ain't happy since, you know, fucking Trump's handling
the way they should be handled. And again, I see Mondami, the fact that what an insult.
What an in, that's what I really can't believe. I know you guys think, oh, New Yorkers are that
liberal. I just, he got a lot of young votes, obviously. I just don't believe it. I really
think they're appointed.
And why George Soros hasn't been
taken out? I'm not saying to do it.
Or am I?
Yes, I'm not.
Yes, I am. No, I'm not.
You're saying. No, I'm not.
What are we
waiting for? Couldn't he
have an accident?
Falling out of his shower chair?
The guy's
119.
But his son's worse.
Oh, please.
His fucking son hasn't done anything.
yet. I know he plans on it.
Fucking nip him
and the bud.
It's the old fucking old man.
He's been around for him. Look what he's done.
He fucking brought it to this point.
I mean, let that kid.
Hopefully a kid will twist his ankle playing pickleball.
He'll be out.
He'll be day to day.
Anyhow.
Let's get to it, I guess.
The first headline
today, folks, as you can see, it's Monday.
I'm just, I get the ambient head.
going on. Slept good though.
That fucking ambient works.
And I'm not having the violent after effects
like I have when I took it back in New York.
I must have been taking a morbid dose back there.
Zoran Vazilat, mayor elected
Zoran Mamdami.
Fucking magic carpet writer.
Offered advice to illegal immigrants
on how to evade ICE
in a video message Sunday.
Didn't Trump come right out
and say, we will arrest you
if you impede any of the ICE productions.
In a video message Sunday,
calling on illegal immigrants.
And the New York Post,
you might as well be the New York Times now.
It's taken on the stinky, fucking anti-Trump tone.
They're slick about it.
Calling on illegal immigrants to stand up.
No, that's not what he said.
We'll play it.
You can tell me, but calling on illegal immigrants
to stand up to the federal agents
and know your rights.
Right there, the guy who wrote this is for the,
just because he knows, that's the wrong term to use.
Who said that?
Mom Dami.
Who the fuck said that?
Mom Dami.
Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cock sucker down here?
Who just signed his own death warrant?
Mom Dami.
Matt Damon.
The Democrat Socialist positioned himself as the mayor of more than three million,
and this is in quote,
immigrants as he spoke he just went from illegal to immigrants as he spoke following last
weekend's ice rate see that make make up your fucking mind guy who wrote the article you
refer to him as illegals nice I mean he referred to him as immigrants now illegal
a raid in Chinatown which was disrupted by protesters I wonder if any of them
are in jail here's mandami's message um you know
know he had to sit down and him and Trump licked each other's balls for an hour and we all knew
that was phony and this is his first move since then he did everything we'd give trump the finger
you know uh here he is telling uh give it advice to uh the illegals last weekend ice attempted
to raid canal street and detain our immigrant neighbors they are not immigrant neighbors nobody
has a problem with legal immigration.
How many fucking times do we have to
say it? This is what they do. They pretend
words don't matter unless you drop
an end bomb or something anti-Muslim.
Oh, then they fucking matter.
Words either,
as Bill Hicks once said,
about the truth,
our life depends on it.
But words either matter, they don't.
Okay? Nobody's against
immigration. Although I am
right now, both legal and illegal.
There should be a moratorium for next
20 years on both.
We have enough fucking people here
sucking off the government teat.
Of the 3 million immigrants
who call the Big Apple home,
oh, I'm sorry, we got more tape.
As mayor, I'll protect the rights of every single
New Yorker, and that includes the more than 3 million
immigrants who call the city their home.
But we can all stand up to ICE if you
know your rights.
If you encounter ICE...
Well, get a Sharpie.
These are the things that every New Yorker should know.
First, ICE cannot enter into private spaces like your home, school, or a private area of your workplace without a judicial warrant signed by a judge.
That looks like this.
Visual aides, because you're retarded.
If ICE does not have a judicial warrant signed by a judge, you have the right to say, I do not consent.
Pause.
Has that happened?
Are they busting in in without paperwork?
Not that I give a fuck.
They're not busting in on people who they don't know on illegal.
Right?
mind dinky, go ahead.
The right to keep your door closed.
Sometimes ICE will show you paperwork that looks like this.
Pause, this country has a right to keep its door closed.
You fucking hummus eating, Muhammad-loving, dink.
What's this now?
Oh, that's letting the, this is giving permission for the doctor
to make your shit public if you get some type of monkey pox.
Go ahead, Phil.
And tell you that they have the right to arrest you.
Shut up, shut up, shut, shut, shut, shut.
Ice is legally allowed to lie to you, but you have the right to remain silent.
If you're being detained, you may always ask, am I free to go, repeatedly, until they answer you.
You are legally allowed to film ICE, as long as you do not interfere with an arrest.
It is important to remain calm during any interaction with ICE or law enforcement.
Do not impede their investigation, resist arrest, or run.
One last thing, New Yorkers have a constitutional right to protest, and when I'm mayor, we will protect that right.
New York will always welcome immigration.
always welcome immigrants.
And I will fight each and every day
to protect, support, and celebrate our immigrant
brothers and sisters.
About the illegal ones.
Suck fuck.
You have a right to protest.
Yeah.
Nobody's saying you don't.
You don't have the right to impede
law enforcement.
Trump's got to make that more clear.
Okay?
Once again, the left is winning the
PR wars.
and I guys have you noticed
please don't believe anything you see on
TikTok or X
I'm just getting inundating and I know it's an algorithm thing
they know what's going to piss me off
and I'm sure the other sides get it too
but it's the most over the top liberal
ugly and I don't even think they're real
I think it's AI you know they can make a person out of
AI right we did this on a show
six months ago who did a stir about AI
and they pulled up 12
people who we thought were real.
You know, just a blonde woman, a black guy, a Puerto Rican kid, a priest, and none of them
were real.
They're AI.
And I'm getting inundated with just liberal girls with pink hair going, you fucking Trump
motherfucker.
I mean, and you know, the other side must be getting it.
Because, again, the guy that's controlling both puppets, this tool is, that's what's, it's
the reason we have TV, that's what it turned into.
TV was never about entertainment.
you understand that's about controlling the masses
and this AI shit they can pinpoint
with those algorithms
watch Nick fucking smash a lamp
and we show them this
I'm getting no lamps I'm living in the dark
of the 3 million immigrants
who call the Big Apple home
at least 412,000 are in the country illegally
that first of all
but that's a low number
according to 2022 data
from the mayor's office of immigrant affairs
the most recent available numbers
that's what those numbers came up
the mayor's elects video
sparked an outcry from several on the right who argue that illegal immigrants are criminals
as many anticipate riled tensions with the Trump administration once Mandati takes office.
Then you ignore laws that you don't do not like.
This is what the pro-Trump people here.
We should not bother to have borders or immigration laws.
Conservative political commentator Carmine Sabia wrote in reply,
aiding, abetting, and advising criminals,
Liz Rios wrote on X.
This man is the best gift that Democrats have ever handed to the GOP,
another user.
Only if the GOP fucking acts on it.
And from what I understood, from what Trump has said in the recent past,
he should be called in and questioned.
Yeah, it's all a, like somebody says,
it's all a movie script, I swear to God.
And you know what?
Netflix sucks so bad.
I'd rather watch the real shit.
The White House, and by the way, watch,
you've got to watch, I've already finished season three, Tulsa King.
It's hokey, it's campy, it's, some of it's very predictable over the top.
But it's, it's like eye candy for entertainment.
It's fun.
It's just fun.
Stallone, a former New York Mafia guy,
battling the guy who owns a bourbon company.
and it's tremendous.
Back to the show.
By the way, you know, both Stallones follow me on Instagram.
One of those platforms.
First, it was Frank.
Frank used to always hit me up.
He thought I was funny on World's Criminals.
I think he was on World's Dumbus Criminals,
which I never said a funny thing on there, I thought.
Yet it's the one show at the, even now people at the airport.
Hey, you on that dumb, I'm like, ugh.
But yeah, he's got his brother Sly.
I got to meet that guy before he dies.
And looking at his face, it could be so.
The White House and Department of Homeland Security
didn't immediately return request for comment.
Last Saturday's raid saw almost 200 protesters
blocked ICE offices from a lower Manhattan parking garage.
Were there 200 people arrested?
It was a second large-scale raid of its kind in the area in six weeks
after nine illegal aliens were arrested in raids in October.
sounds very low.
You can't impede law enforcement.
And you see these clips out west, the people just,
I don't know because they live in the media capital like New York
and just suck at it and believe everything.
So stupid.
Be baiting.
They want ICE to end up shooting somebody.
I'm surprised they haven't made an AI video of somebody doing that.
You never know the difference.
but by the way, since we last saw each other,
you know, they found,
did we talk about the pipe bomber last weekend?
You know, the January 6th pipe bomber,
they apparently found him.
The FBI did.
Joe Biden's FBI, Chris Ray and all those schmucks,
was sitting on a ton of evidence.
They didn't hardly even look into it.
They didn't want to know.
You know why?
Because at that point,
and Biden was trying to convince you
the country and the biggest problem in the domestic
homeland was white supremacy.
Remember all those?
That was right in the midst of that, right after the January 6th, too.
Remember that?
The worst thing that ever happened, the insurrection,
all absolute horseshit.
They find the pipe bomber,
black kid, 30 years old,
living in his mother's basement in a suburb of D.C.
And he's autistic.
And people are asking all kinds of questions now.
Because they found all those January
people. Remember, within a 10 mile radius, they found them on cameras and shit, but they didn't
they couldn't find this kid. Doesn't fit their white supremac narrative. So much bullshit. And
Casper tell came out, goes, there's no new evidence. We just went back and looked at three million
facts that they just put aside. What more do you need to know, folks? And again, if it's just a
movie script, it's a good one. But once again, Dem's caught with their pants down.
30-year-old autistic black kid.
And of course, his aunt and mother going,
he couldn't do it.
He can't even look anybody in the eye and blah, blah, blah.
Well, they got him right on videotape,
and it didn't take long.
That says 17-minute read.
I was, I'm like, what?
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Let's move on to suicide by cop.
I had a joke about this, too,
and cops were getting killed at one point.
Remember, cops are getting killed everywhere.
Was it during Trump's first term?
Yeah, during the riots and shit.
I said suicide, the cop means something else.
By cop means something else.
It means when you sign up to be a cop.
A pistol-waving maniac was gunned down by cops
during a deadly broad daylight confrontation
on a Seattle Street Corner
with the deadly encounter
captioned on newly released
of body cam footage, the dramatic
shooting unfolded, I don't think it was
that dramatic, around 1.30
in the afternoon, Tuesday, in the
Emerald City, after
multiple 911-9-11 calls.
I always say 9-11-9-1 calls to cops
about a man
strolling down the street, waving a gun
at passive buyers. People thought
at first, probably Moshan Lynch.
Police said
No, so he's waving a gun, black eye, no shirt on, you know.
So original.
But here's the video to show you.
And here, can I just say this?
Can somebody explain the internet to me?
I'm sure there's web, dark webs or whatever I can find the actual shooting that's not pixelated and shit.
But this was supposed to be what the internet was for.
These fuckers, and they give you a warning, like you're going to see the guy's head spray.
And it's what I want to see.
They give you a 10-minute warning before.
Although we pixelated this,
people still may find this footage disturbing.
Viewer discretion advised.
And then they just fucking, I'll show.
Again, do words mean anything?
They should say, for you people who enjoy real violence and blood,
this is going to disappoint you.
That should be the warning, and I wouldn't waste my time.
This is supposed to upset you.
You can't handle this video.
Go ahead.
Drop it! Drop it!
Oh my God! What happened?
He was one of the angles of the police shooting in South Seattle on Tuesday.
It all started with a 911 call around 1.30 p.m. about a man waving a gun in a busy area.
Wasn't that disturbing? Right by the Othello Light Rail Station.
He walking up a fellow from Rainier. He got a gun. He got a gun in his hands.
And he just pointed at everybody that drive by.
The King County Medical Examiner's Office identified that man as 29-year-old Christian
Nelson. Would you agree with me? And that mentioned did not say suicide by cop anywhere in the
article. That's exactly what that is, folks. And they don't have to be mentally ill to want to die
either. Some people, I think black dudes, when they commit suicide, this is how they do it,
for the most part. It's almost had some dignity to it. Instead of doing yourself in,
wants to go out like a gangster. But that is, you can't interpret that any other way.
other than he knows.
He knows it's a street guy.
He knows what happens.
You're pulling a gun at a cop and you keep walking.
Another example, by the way,
of how scared black people are of cops.
Do you understand if black people were scared of cops?
There would be no-show cops, would be none of these.
It's just the opposite.
They get indignant.
They get in cops' faces.
They challenge them.
Another lie that people,
you say it long enough, it becomes the truth.
The man,
This is after they shoot him.
Of course, we don't see this.
After he shot, I don't know how many times, he sits up.
Like Ian Hage, remember her on the gurney?
Waves the gun again, and he shot several more times.
That was his way of saying you missed.
SPD, that Seattle, placed apart, rendered medical aid.
But the man, they gave him, they gave him the Snickers.
They thought he's having a bad day in those commercials.
He sat up.
The man was pronounced dead at the scene.
so I would hope so.
He's gone and we couldn't do nothing about it.
Police said the officer involved shooting
will be the subject of an outside investigation
by the Kings County Sheriff's Office
in keeping with Seattle Police Department guidelines.
Why does it have to be an investigation?
Something like this should wrap up
the day it happened in the perfect world.
Crazy black dude wanted to die by a cop and did.
put a toe tag on them
notify the relatives let them
have a service whatever the fuck
onto the next one
don't need it don't have to take the cops
off you know they have to get off
duty now while the investigation's going on
for doing their jobs
you see all the bullshit that we've become
anesthetized to
this will be an investigation
that way the family can sue
and it's it's fucking
compliance is always best
de-escalation is always best
This is a cop talking.
Sometimes you don't have the benefit of time
when someone is carrying a firearm.
They try to de-escalate.
I mean, they did what they were trained to do.
And they're walking towards you
or they're walking towards an innocent people.
Seattle police chief, Sean Barnes,
and he spells Sean the Blackway, S-H-O-N,
told K-O-M-O-T-V after the shooting.
You don't.
That's as classic as, I mean, that's as good as it gets.
and I'd look into his pass and see what happened.
I don't care.
I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight.
Next.
There are white niggers.
I met next, but that was perfect.
To Alice's guys, like, I can't get out here.
I can't breathe.
In our reverse the racist segment tonight,
a Wisconsin-Cinnabon employee was fired
after a video of hurling the N-word.
That will be nachos.
You can't say that when you're working at a donut place.
And other racist abuse at a Somali couple.
Boy, you Somalis are mixing it up lately.
Went viral over the weekend.
So let me set the stage.
Again, it's a white girl.
She looks younger than, the article says she's 40.
She looks younger than that, actually.
In her 40s, and a Somali couple comes into a son-a-bun.
And, you know, you're not going to get.
her side of the story because it's black on white.
That's why this is reverse the races.
The video shared on social media shows the employee at the Ashwabon.
Oh, they have good ones.
The Ashwabonon one.
Look at her.
Masha Brady pissed.
Giving jam the finger.
Used all her shampoo.
The Owasha Bon Senabon, who has not been public identified,
calling the couple the N-word and saying she is a racist.
She admit she's a racist during a heated argument.
And we're all racist, believe it or not.
Let's take a look at the video and watch.
A very lovely is the story of a lovely racist who is raising two clansmen of her own.
She got a job at Senna bun.
Her first customer, a nose with a bone.
Nick, that's horrible.
No, it's fucking funny.
Shut it.
Okay, let's sit.
Okay, Somali couple comes in.
Pause.
Once again, you're not going to see what sets it off.
You're just going to see, and you want me to believe,
she just did this out of the fucking goodness of her heart.
I don't believe it.
Racist, that's .
I am racist.
And you are at N-word.
Double-banks.
You are an idiot.
I am racist.
And I'll say that to the whole entire world.
Don't be just to me.
You ruin your life.
Pause.
Don't be disrespectful.
That sounds like she was recalling something that they did when they came in.
I don't give a fuck if I'm wrong, folks.
It's just the word.
She should be punished for a week.
How about that?
Give her a week off at Sinebun, which I don't know how that would be a punishment.
Go find the real job.
But something happened before that.
You want me to believe all the shit we see,
all the shit that goes viral at McDonald's Burger King,
fucking the smoke house, the waffle house.
You want me to believe the white girl started it.
Why don't you show us that part?
Oh, because it's not worth filming until the white person could lose her job.
Go ahead.
You're talking about respect?
You're talking about respect?
You're out of fire from this place.
You're not going to be working here.
Suck it.
Fuck what?
Look how you.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
You ugly bitch.
Eglings?
You're talking about uglyness?
She goes, what, did I stutter?
You know how I feel about this person?
I love you for helping me
to construct of my life,
not a tavern.
And this is an anti-black point of view of mine.
You know that.
I love you because you have done so much
to make me...
Sell sugary trees.
You have done it without a word.
With a couple of middle fingers.
Touch.
and some spit on a Somali goon.
You have done it by just being you.
Perhaps after all.
Hey, fall, click on Hill, Lily.
And that is why.
She gets the full treatment.
Join in next week on the Bold and the Beautiful.
The original post claims that the couple
entered the Cinebond to buy food.
Here's where they like to, you know, lie,
with an argument exploding.
See, you've got to circle that.
Okay, now, when you say that in the article,
you're going to go explain what happened
and why the argument exploded.
Don't just say that.
Don't gloss over it.
You're leaving out the most important part
because it doesn't fit your narrative.
After the employee allegedly began making fun
of the female customers, hijab.
What the hell's wrong with you?
Look like a Puerto Rico, a whore.
Maybe that's what set it off?
Well, I still feel like that wouldn't come out of the blue.
To Alice, I'm with you, a thousand percent.
I'm with you.
Maybe she just said, but she doesn't say the way I would have said it.
Nice hat.
That tone might sense.
When I see people like that, and I've said this when I was living in New York,
you see people in that garb and shit, I'd go, welcome to America.
And you know they lived here for years.
I mean, when I lived in Queens, Jesus Christ,
when I was walking down the street,
I felt like I was in Saudi Arabia.
It was hilarious.
Sennibon said on Saturday that it was aware of the incident
and took action against the employee
by promoting her to general manager
of the regional Sinabund stores.
Over the language she used against the customers,
we've seen the disturbing,
here comes the big speech,
we've seen the disturbing video,
from the Cineban Bakery in Owasha,
Bon, Oadabah, Wisconsin, and we do not condone this behavior.
You don't?
When a company comes out after this and goes,
you know what, we condone everything she said.
We feel the way she does.
Your store would get flooded with customers.
People would fly in from around the world
to buy a fucking bun from you if you just said,
shut up to this woke shit.
Don't condone the behavior, the company said.
The former employee was immediately terminated
by the franchise owner.
I'm sure she's bummed out.
She can't work at the bunch fucking shack.
I'm playing there, by way, two weeks.
Their actions do not reflect our values.
They don't?
Or the welcoming experience every guest deserves.
Can we stop calling customers' guests?
That started a few years ago.
When aren't your fucking guests?
I'm not eating a donut and been sleeping over.
You got it?
I'm not a guest.
I'm a customer.
I'm in there to purchase your garbage.
I give you money.
You give me a receipt, end a transaction.
Okay?
I'm not going to call you later.
So you want to go to the fucking movies
unless you get big tits.
And you're a man.
Following, what?
Following the fallout, a give-send go.
That's a play the Giants used to use,
isn't it?
You give a head fake,
you send the back out of the thing,
and he goes.
Also known as Y2 Banana.
Here she is burying down.
Here she is.
sitting on a cruller.
Following the fallout, a give-sand-go
page that raised thousands of dollars
for the fired woman has apparently been taken down.
Now, why is that?
See that? Why's that?
No freedom of speech for Whitey?
Reverse the races, folks.
Put a black girl behind the conant,
which is, we've seen this a million times.
A white custer comes in and shit star.
With this footage, literally,
of a black employee,
McDonald's attacking a white woman.
And you didn't have it, it wasn't front page national news.
It wasn't a national incident.
That's never going to change, I guess.
They drilled that so far into your head when it came to race that it became the truth
to half the people in this country.
You know how many viral videos ago with black people acting bad?
I'm sure there's got to be a footage of a Waffle House out there in Atlanta somewhere.
where some white drunk people came in,
even if they were fucking asking for it.
I'm just saying you never see it.
It's usually a lot of times it's black on black in there
in the Waffle House.
I can't go in there because I haven't cleaned my gun in two years.
All right.
Anyways, let's move on to Bobcat blows up.
Relax.
It's not as interesting as it sounds.
Temp has flared during what should have been
a joyous celebration for Montana State.
Bob Katz running back Julius Davis blew up on head coach Brent
bigot after
the team's 20
after the team 2113 victory over Yale
on Saturday and the second round of the FCS
football playoffs and by the way
you should watch these playoffs when they get down to the nitty gritty
the games are still to this day the greatest football game
I ever saw was this school called Whitewater
they were in it almost every year I don't remember who they were playing
Whitewater Union versus some fucking thing.
There were two times where Whitewater was down to fourth and whatever.
They don't get it.
The game's over.
And they get it.
And they extend it.
And they tie it up.
The other team scores.
I couldn't believe what I was watching to the point where they changed leads like three times in the last two and a half.
It was the most fucking.
And then I went into overtime.
And I don't remember who won.
I just remember it being the greatest football game I'd ever seen in my life.
Davis, who handled 12 carries.
for 63 yards and a touchdown, sounds like my day, erupted into a fit of rage after vegan.
Oh, his name's Viggin.
I thought the words were together.
That was Viggin after.
Vigin yanked him away from what seemed to be an amicable post-game exchange with the Bulldogs players.
I got to tell you, I'll be surprised my take on this.
I'm with the kid.
We'll show you the video, but it looks like it wasn't tension.
I could see why it was mistaken for Tension.
you see two young black kids pointing at each other or whatever
and that's all the coach saw
he was thinking they were mowling at each other
but here's the video
at his finest.
See the high five and he slapping each other
like they were friends
and that he waved to him
32 waved to four in white
see it looked
emotions going on right now between
Davis and the other side
Yale, Brent vegan trying to chat with him
but
Montana State
three points of
It looks like they were grading each other.
And I think the coach misread it because you know how this shit's,
you can't blame him either.
Yeah, he needs to get control right now.
Remember, and you're playing this way.
I'm trying to calm down when I'm hot.
I hate that.
Good running back.
He's going to coach.
I went to school with the motherfucker.
And I guarantee you he's got good reason to be hot.
All right.
You get the idea.
I just think the coach misread it.
You know me, you never take the young, angry black dudes.
But I think the kid's right there.
It looked very amicable.
They waved to each other, and he went on to explain.
David issued a statement on social media Saturday, Davis, I should say,
to apologize for his actions while also providing context to the heating exchange.
He said,
Hey, where are the white women at?
That's all he was saying.
The senior running back explained that the since viral,
clip misconstrued a moment
that's in quote, where he was trying to shake
hands with one of his former Wisconsin
teammates who had transferred to Yale.
And that's what it looked like.
I want to sincerely apologize to my
teammates and my coach for my actions.
In the heat of the moment, I let my emotions
get the best to me and reacted in a way
that was unacceptable. Davis wrote
arguing
the way I did was wrong and I
take full responsibility for it.
Coach Vegan and I already
talked. No one outside of this team.
understands our relationship and how much respect I have for the coach.
I apologize. What's the matter with you?
Sorry. What the fuck is the matter with you?
I also understand that my reaction was seen by many and I'm truly sorry for the
example it said he added. I hold myself my team, my coach is, boy he's laying it
on thick and the game itself to a high standard and I didn't reflect that in my
behavior. I'm committed to learning from this moment, handling my emotions better
and showing the respect and professional
Did he really write this or did a lawyer?
Oh, fuck, yes.
I forgot.
Dallas, you're right?
That my teammates, my coach, and everyone watching deserves.
Thank you for holding me accountable.
I'll be better moving forward.
It reminds me of a letter.
I had to write to somebody after a gig where they threatened.
Let's just say, I thought I was going to have to leave the country.
I'll leave it at that.
Honest to God.
Because the people that wrote it, you don't quit.
Davis transferred to Montana State from Wisconsin after the 2022 season
and led the Bobcats.
He shared with 948 yards and eight rushing touchdowns all,
so he added one receiving score.
It's a good ball player.
And this is a big moment on the show.
I feel like we should have confetti coming down, a horn going off.
DePaolo agrees with a young, angry black dude.
But I think the coach doesn't miss read it.
Let's get to the college football.
weekend that just took place.
And as you know, they have a playoff system now in the NCAA football, and it's a big
bracket, and people killed to get into that bracket.
Boy, have they figured it out.
The NCAA football, boy, have they figured out how to squeeze every dime.
Do you understand, first of all, the regular season is great.
College football is great.
But then, like, this past weekend was championship weekend.
that's when the best two teams in each conference at SEC,
Big 12, Big 10, play each other for literally to see who wins that division.
They're all de facto playoff games.
They're all de facto playoff games.
And a lot of them affect whether you're going in to that playoff bracket or you go home.
Not all of them.
So my point being is that the ratings are probably through the roof this weekend.
And then come bracket time?
Are you shitting me?
people get very excited about it like this guy
when the last glow drifts away from the big house at michigan
it's a good time to have a seat and listen
here yoast kipkekewisler
and in your mind's eyes see the lads who hoar the colors
who played both ways all the way to a heisman trophy
and got a standing ovation once at the horseshoe
and archie griffin the double heisman man from ohio state
who had his i got a football with a sick of time
to remember players and coaches.
The hyperbole is done.
Now we can finally play the game.
Unless there was a game between Miami and Notre Dame,
this is a big controversy.
Every year somebody gets left out,
and it's a big controversy.
Unless there was a game between Miami and Notre Dame
played Saturday that no one saw
the college football playoff committee's decision
to flip those teams this week
is the ultimate head scratcher.
In other words, Notre Dame was like rank 9th.
Miami was 10th, like for the last few months.
Okay.
Miami did beat Notre Dame opening day.
Long time ago in September.
Since then, Notre Dame didn't lose a game.
They lost an Aeneh as well.
Enta Texas A&M who's no shame in that either.
But ran the table and didn't just beat people the rest of the year.
I mean, they destroyed them.
So, but what happened, like I said, they were nine.
Miami was 10th, and like the whole season.
And all of a sudden they wake up and they switch the positions.
What are we doing?
I don't know.
What's going on right now?
I don't know.
Sure, Miami beat Notre Dame head to head in September,
but why did it take until this week when both teams were off, by the way,
for Miami to jump Notre Dame in the rankings?
That's the big question.
The only logical conclusion that this guy says is that the committee didn't want to
completely shut out the AC.
Why not? Who cares?
So when Duke beat Virginia, I watched that game, that was a great game,
in the ACC championship game, and the Sunbelt, James Madison stole the ACC's automatic bid.
They used to be FC.
I played James Madison twice when I was up at Maine, and they were always good, but now they're FBC.
I mean, FBS.
they would rank 25th in the nation,
stole the ACC's automatic bid.
The committee backtracked to get Miami in over Notre Dame.
And Notre Dame would have been in over Miami had Virginia held on to beat Duke.
No one said it better than Notre Dame athletic director, Pete Bavacqua.
Any rankings or show, they have a show about rankings.
Prior to the last one is an absolute joke.
and a waste of time, he said.
It's hard to argue with that.
You are correct, sir.
Here are some of the other reactions to Irish,
the Irish being the odd team out.
Here's some other reactions to the odd team being out,
including the sentiment the Irish need to join a conference
to avoid this happening in the future.
Former NFL quarterback at ESPN analysis, Chase Daniel said,
Miami should have been in, excuse me, over three loss, Alabama.
See, now I have a problem with that,
because Alabama is in the SEC.
They play a brutal schedule.
Miami's not in the SEC, right?
They're in the ACC.
Yeah.
Former NFL quarterback and ESPN analyst Dan Erlowski,
Notre Dame should have been in over Alabama.
Again, I mean, maybe, maybe not.
Because Notre Dame got frighteningly good as the season went on.
CBS Sports National College football writer,
Sheehan J. Rajas,
the committee flipping Notre Dame in Miami
without anything changing between those two teams last week is one of the greatest shams in the
history of the playoff.
What a total joke.
So, and again, folks, every year there's something like this.
Somebody's going to get hurt.
Last year or two years ago, Florida State, undefeated, didn't get into the playoffs, right?
Imagine going undefeated.
Here are the results real quick.
Again, I hope you college football fans of championship weekend.
BYU number 11 got blown out as they should Texas Tech number 4 34 to 7
they don't sleep on them
Georgia beat up on Alabama Georgia was ranked third Alabama 9 287 Georgia
here's the game of the weekend ladies and gentlemen
Indiana who was ranked number two going into Ohio State
number one both teams 12 and oh in Indiana and if you followed them this year
It was no surprise to me.
I told my brother-in-law, I said,
don't sleep on Indiana.
Indiana beats Ohio State in their own stadium,
both 12 and all, 13 to 10,
and a fucking great football game.
So for the first time in their program's history,
and it's been around over 100 years,
Indiana is ranked number one.
It's the first time they won the Big Ten in 80 years,
I think it was, 80 years.
and Ohio State had beat them 30 straight times.
What?
I won Indiana, if anybody gives a fuck to win it all.
We also had Duke and Virginia, which affected it.
Duke, they weren't even ranked against 17 rank of Virginia.
Duke came out 2720.
And as you saw that header.
Troy lost 31 to 14 to James Madison University.
ranked 25th. Oh, we have another one. This fucking, I can't believe University of North Texas was
ranked this year. They're always a punching bag for everybody. They lost to Tulane, 34, 21. Tulane
was ranked 20th. Another program you don't see often. That's why I love this thing. Where players
can transfer on shit, it's made it. I'm ignoring all the money. And if you're a coach, it's a pain in
the ass with the likeness money in the NIL or whatever fuck they call it.
But I understand.
So here's what we got.
Can you open that for me,
Delaf?
Thank you.
Here's what we got for the first.
Indiana, number one,
awaits the winner of Alabama,
Alabama, Oklahoma.
That's eight versus nine.
And Oklahoma already beat him, right?
Yeah.
It's like at Oklahoma.
And what's that?
In this game,
at Oklahoma?
Texas Tech number four in the country's waiting.
the winner of James Madison University against Oregon,
that would be the upset of the history of the world.
If James Madison, who was, they're fresh into FBS play,
playing number four, number five, Oregon.
Why does it say 12 for James Madison?
They're not 12.
Huh?
They put them at 12.
That is fucking impressive.
Then on the other side, folks, you got Ohio State, number two, waiting on the winner of Texas A&M, Miami.
These games are so good, you know, the matchups, you couldn't make the shit up.
And then you got number three, Georgia, whose defense looks like the 85 Chicago Bears,
they're waiting on number 11 Tulane versus Ole Miss.
That's a good one.
Forgot about Ole Miss, number six, Ole Miss.
So there you go.
You're all caught up on that.
Please, I hope you appreciated that.
I was up to 4 o'clock doing all kinds of horseshit.
Finally tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
a political, the headline is Dog Show.
A political artist says he is making a commentary
on how social media platforms control what people see.
And right now, I'm glad he's making that point.
I have seen this shift of pure propaganda, like I said earlier.
It's pure propaganda.
It's crazy liberals.
And remember, they can create people.
AI can create people.
Give me a face.
Give me blonde hair.
It's that easy.
So don't believe I had to be told years ago.
These people are just trolling you.
But now it's not even real people trolling you.
It's so obvious what they're doing.
They want us to kill each other.
Social media platforms control what people see.
Mike Winkleman, who goes by the moniker B,
created an exhibit called regular animals that featured some of the world's most influential men as
as robotic dogs, robotic dogs I should say.
Zuckerberg and Elon in particular. So the dogs have Zuckerberg's head on it and Elon's
and that's Andy Wall. Yeah, he threw Wall. This guy's crazy.
Zucka, Elon, in particular control, a huge amount of how we see the world, which is true.
Visitors to Art Basel, Miami Beach saw a realistic mask of Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg,
Pablo Picasso.
I would have put Fred Rogers in there, too.
And Andy Warhol on robotic dogs that defecate photos.
I don't think I got that part, but they defecate photos.
So they're taking pictures, right?
The dogs with their faces
and shitting out photos.
Hey, look at that.
It's a Christmas tree, the London Bridge.
Winkleman also added two
lookalikes of himself into the mix.
You don't want to be left out of the fecal matter.
The dogs are continuously taking pictures
and ranking those pictures
to find the...
They could have settled the college football bracket
with this.
The doctor's going to have the dogs watching the games and processing the,
and then made shit out the results.
Who's not going to watch that?
Those pictures define the most interesting ones, Winkleman explained on his ex-page.
When it comes to time to poop, they are reimagined using AI according to each dog's personality slash worldview.
This is silly.
You should have had them race or something.
Or fight to the death.
like pit bulls. According to page six, onlookers who called the exhibit
freaky and creepy saw the Zuckerberg dog produce photos that look like
the metaverse. While musks were black and white, Bezos Robart
reportedly did not make prints but shit out organic kale at $12 a pound,
no, but was included because Bezos is a person who shapes how we see the world,
Winkleman explained. So he needed to be in the piece. He has a
little video of them in action.
Look at Zuckerberg just laying it out,
waiting for the winner.
I would have done that, but I would have had the dog
shitting out pictures of their ex-wives.
You know, like Basil's first wife.
I think it creative.
It used to be that we saw the world interpreted
through the eyes of artists, but now Mark Zuckerberg
at Elon, and this is all true, by the way,
in particular, control of you.
When history looks back, it's like when we look
back at Edison and, you know, people shape the, uh, huge amount of what we see the world,
he told basically, we see the world through their eyes because they control these very powerful
algorithms that decide what we see. And so we wanted to kind of play with that idea. Yeah, well,
you should have played with it more. I think you've got to have done more. Again, I would have
pit pit bull fights. And people should have bet on it. You know what I'm saying? That is it.
I thought it was very interesting. It's getting creepy out there.
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That's it, folks.
I got nothing else.
You think it'll say it.
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