The Nick DiPaolo Show - Mamdani's Criminal Advisor Ex-Con | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1827

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

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Hey, hey, hey. Welcome to the live lineup boys and girls where you get my show, Lauder with Crowder, all these other great shows for free. If you want to watch it all ad free, sign up for Rumble Premium. And don't forget to download the Rumble app. Today I'll be talking about Zoran's first, I don't know, what you call it, appointment. you wouldn't be, if you're saying, you'll be surprised if you're not saying. You're like, that makes perfect sense. Also, more trans propaganda. They're not going to leave your kids alone, unless you step in and bitch-slap the teacher.

And they get a pillow that makes you not want to drink alcohol. I say you take it with a nice shot of vodka. Also, a fat guy dies. on a cruise ship and the Chinese have come up with some delicious fake chicken. I always assumed the chicken I was eating was fake when I go to a Chinese restaurant because it has the texture of no chicken I've ever had. I mean, I like it. It just, I think they're so fucking smart the Chinese that they can whip this shit up.

They have been for years right in the kitchen. They probably have somebody over here doubles as a spy in D.C. for some science, whatever. And then at night, you know, second job, you go to a Chinese restaurant and brings them the fake. Anyhow, great game last night. You know, I'm not a huge fan of the NFL, but I can't pick, I can't pick my ass to save my life.

Dallas and San Diego last night. And Herbert's playing with a busted hand. not his throwing hand, the other hand. And you're thinking, well, it's just a fract- they said he's playing with a fractured hair. And you're like, okay, it's patterned everything. But later on in the game, they go, it's got a plate and four screws in it.

And he was unbelievable. Ironically, he's playing with that injury. He gets sacked seven times the most time in his career. And he was scrambling, and you could see he was in pain. And the Eagles just don't look interested. Hurts, I feel like he's got his ring. and I just get this aura of whatever, you know. The chemistry wasn't there last night.

And even Troy Eichman said it hasn't been there all year or whatever. Doesn't mean they can't pick up the pace in the playoffs. It's still a decent team. But good game right down to the friggin' end. And these field goal kickers, man. We went into overtime. Did I mention that? And then the Cowboys are about to score

and interception to end the game. game. But Jesus, the, uh, the charges have a field goal kick. There's so many great kickers in the league. This guy, they put up a stat out of 128 attempts in his four years, he's missed four field goals. It's the highest in the history of the NFL. I can't even name them. They're like comedians. You're like, I saw this great guy last night. Wasn't it? I don't know. I keep saying Dallas, but you mean Philly, right? About what? The two teams. You keep saying Dallas, but you mean Philly?

Oh, I do. Oh, boy. Hi, welcome to gay sports. He made a touchdown. He made a touchdown. There's actually a funny commercial with a very emasculated guy. And they go, when your boyfriend doesn't know the game. And he's sitting, again, mixed signals.

He's sitting next to a woman. So you're like, oh, that's her boyfriend. But you don't know that because he's a guy next to the feminine guy. and another guy over here, they're letting you guess. Because he's super over the top, gay, to the point where you're like, that can't be her boyfriend. But it's pretty funny. He goes, oh, yeah, he made a down.

Instead of a tie. No, he touched it down. That's what he said. He touched out. And then he goes, great fumble. Finally picking on the fags. England is a fig country. Oh, come on, arch.

And how does Archie prove that? I'm telling you, are they still over there pulling handkerchiefs out of their sleeves like this? Or leaning on a skinny umbrella? Oh, you people miss the greatest show ever. Still, to this day. Top some all. I will be getting on a plane immediately after the show, so watch me tomorrow. Crowder.

And Thursday morning, Crowder. Quick trip, Bing, bang. None of this fly to do a gig on the weekend. I can't do that shit no more. I miss my couch. You mean your wife? Not my couch. Yeah, my wife.

The dog, whatever. Anyways. All right. I got nothing. All as I know is, more great college football coming up. Now the playoffs start. This is a gift

for college football fans. I mean, during the season, they have tremendous matchups anyways. Since this portal, even the ones you don't think, good matchups, a better matchups than they used to be. You know, you always have the SEC matchups. Then you get championship weekend. You know, it's like basketball now in college.

Then you get the fucking brackets, the real thing. I mean, there's very few weeks where you and I go, eh, there's only a couple good matchups. You know, maybe one. It's just insane. And the other thing, I can't believe we're in December. I was so excited about the whole college football year being ahead of us.

You fucking eat a sandwich, take a dump, and you're in December. What the fuck? You guys will realize it when you have the bone density of a fucking calf with cancer. Let's move on to the show, shall we? Dirty Lenin is the headline. I don't even remember what this is. I did the stories yesterday. Mayor, oh, yeah, now I do.

Mayor-elect Zoran Mamadani. Sounds too a tie to me. First of all, who does that? that pose when they're taking a picture other than a virtue signaling cock sucker. Look at him. I'm in deep thought like Obama. Remember he asked Obama question? He'd go, uh, uh, um, um, I'm in deep thought right now. I'm a very deep thinking person. Uh, what you got to do? Shut it. Look at fuckface. That was probably his high school yearbook. Mondami has picked a controversial rapper. this is his first move

as being mayor that's right I said rapper who did seven years in state prison for armed robbery so what is he doing you think oh maybe he's probably working security no to advise the mayor on the criminal justice system

uh black y'all and I'm black y'all uh my son that's what I'm I'm yeah my pillow my son my son. I'm saying my son because it's probably pronounced Mason, whatever. I'm saying my son

because he's black and he ain't nobody's son. Misson Lennon, 49 years old, a Bronx, and I know what he's thinking, well, he's been through the system so he knows it inside it. Shut up. People go to fucking law school. Apparently he didn't know what that good, he's dumb enough to get caught by it. Yeah, but then he saw it for the inside. Well, it's great. He should be lecturing prisoners. Mason Lennon, a Bronx convict turned activists who was found guilty of two felony heists in the late 1990s, was appointed by the Democratic Socialists to sit on a criminal legal system committee for his transition team as he prepares for the move to City Hall next month. Oh, and by the way, no more rent-stabilized apartment for him. He's going to Gracie Mansion.

That's Mondami. Gracie Mansion's where the mayor usually lives. They don't have to, especially if you're fucking Democratic socialist slash commie and you're against all that type of capitalism and shit. No, but he wants the big house like everybody else. I've been there. I've actually been in it. This is a testament to our decades of work. Listen how they rationalize this shit, advocating on behalf of black and brown communities.

So right away, the guy's fucking seat isn't even warm and they're already bragging about how they help black and brown people. again, since Trump came into office and we've had this shift, that sounds so fucking antiquated and pass A to me on behalf of black and brown communities. Yeah, like we've been ignoring them. Boy, the fucking mind games that left has played on the right for 40 years. It's hilarious. Black and brown committees and our expertise in gun violence prevention.

Wow. Have you looked at your numbers? in blue cities, legislative advocacy and criminal justice reform. To me, they don't belong together. You're either an advocate or a politician. Okay? But in the left, you're both.

The judges are advocates. They're fucking radicals. Lenin wrote that on Instagram last month. We are building something different. Yeah. Let's build something different. This country turned into the only superpower on the planet and still is

for I don't know how many years now. but you and your ilk who have been in and out of the system forever want to change it. It's the system that's wrong. Not that you have a 78% illegitimate rate in your community. That's got nothing to do with it. Let's reimagine the police. How long have I been saying this on the show? No, let's reimagine the black family.

And black people would agree with that. No, okay? Building something different. The conviction came just as Lenin's debut album was due. for release by Def Jam Recordings. Oh, that was probably a fake heist. There's an episode on the Sopranos where this black rapper,

he's got an album coming out, and he's pissed because his rival rapper got shot and was in the hospital, and he was getting all this publicity for his new album. So this black guy asked one of the Sopranos guys that shoot him in the ass. Dude, it's the funniest fucking thing. He goes,

a fleshy part of the leg. Bronx prosecutor said his crew pulled off the June 8, 1997 robbery of a taxi driver, Joseph Exieri, and the March 34th, 1998 gunpoint theft from Cabby Francisco Monsanto.

You know, just two guys making a honest living. Lennon, who faced up to 25 years behind bars, continued to deny he was involved. and rebranded himself as a community activist following his release from state prison. Community activists. You might as well just say ex-community organizer.

Remember who that was? Mayor-elect Mamdani just appointed a convicted armed robber to help shape New York City's crime and police and policy. Jews fight back, that's the name of the organization, posted that on X. Insane. New York City is being handed over to radicals. extremists and outright terrorist, the group said. Watch this space. This is going to get even uglier. The post included a photo.

This is the one I got me. Of Lenin with Nation of Islam leader, Louis Farrakhan. Hates Jews. Hates Jews. And nobody hates Jews more than Farrakhan. I should have pulled up some of his old speeches. They were like poetry if you're anti-Semite. And here's a picture of the guy, Mondami, just putting charge.

of the, you know, criminal. And he's sitting with, you know, a big smiling Farrakhan. New York, New York. Dallas said that show's going to get way even more interesting. God damn right. This guy's going to be making headlines for us forever if he doesn't get canned. And I'll say it again. You're sick of me.

I don't give a shit. I don't believe in the elections. I don't believe in the elections. I don't believe he got elected. I don't care how many young fucking. people in Brooklyn, Williamsburg, all those, you want me to believe that they, first of all, we know young people don't even come out to vote when it's a presidential election. I just don't believe it.

I believe the puppet master, whoever that may be, appoints these. And again, not even, what are we, 20, 20, 24 years out from the biggest terror attack, and you can't see what's going on in London and Europe. I just don't believe it. Maybe it is. I don't know. The holidays are coming and everything in our merch store is 20% off from now until

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to sixth graders celebrating Transgender Awareness Week. Like we're not aware of these freaks are walking around. That's like breast cancer awareness week. I think we're aware of it. Are you fucking dog style of me? That's the fucking word, aware. We're making you aware.

everybody knows that there's 12 of them on the planet and you want us to believe there's 12 million and if you want to see all 12 watch Jeopardy every fucking other week there's a tranny on Jeopardy Me and my wife have to fucking argue we missed the first round and I'm right every fucking time the minute they introduced the guests

and the cameras on for a second just for a second then they cut to Ken Jennings I go guy in the middle was a woman wife's like you're crazy I'm fucking telling you guy in the far right that lady was a man a couple nights ago was so funny and sure enough he's like this

he's in a dress makeup but he's this is how he's moving not even pretending to be a woman it's a guy dressed up like a woman but my question is somebody do an investigation on Jeopardy they're promoting that shit

you can't like I said to my wife there's only they make up about one half of one not even one eighth of one percent of the population yet there's one on jeopardy every couple weeks that's there's something going on there I know there's bigger fish to fry but fuck that I just don't like people trying to pull the will over my fucking eyes

anyways yeah so the sixth grade is going to celebrate transgender awareness week where the children are given a lesson that including to blow jobs and hand jobs from Herman Munster and Kitty Carlisle. Kitty Carlisle. Included people right now, if they're my age, you're laughing. Kitty Carlisle. She was some actress back out on the 40s and 50s,

but she's known for a game show called To Tell the Truth. You're too young for that one, right? Yeah. That included advice for coming out. So they're giving your kids tips on how to come out and eight tips for being non-bomime. I'll give you one tip. I'll stick it right in your ass. A person's agenda is who they feel that they are. Just think about that line right there. Telling sixth grade is that. A person's gender is

who they feel they are middle schoolers at Westland Middle School and Bethesda, Maryland were told last month in a video that was contained in a 12 slide presentation obtained by Fox News Digital. It is important to understand the difference between sex and gender. Yeah, and you guys don't. So that we can better understand ourselves. You don't want to better understand yourselves? Unbutton your pants and look down there. Dick or twat.

Or twatic. You can be hermaphrodite. Or did it or drop. The slide says beneath the video, a video that was produced by the LGBT Educational Resource Provider, Poppin Ali. wow that was my screen name

about six months ago that I found this was I had to take it off that and Miss Saigon that's called multiple slides in the presentation provide information on in quotes what it means to be transgender and students

are then quizzed about what they learned how was this I Please tell me somebody's on to this And shutting it down Eventually Me and Dallas don't even know What this fucking

I'm guessing it's a boy I don't know Was it a boy In another slide Students are told to discuss questions With their neighbors in class Oh now they're neighbors Is that what you call your classmate now

He's a neighbor Like you're going to fuck his wife at gym class. He's a neighbor. I go into Dunkin' Donuts. Now I'm a guest. Okay, where's my bedroom? Including, how do people know

if they are a girl or a boy? Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you. That's how. It's that easy. Another question reads, the first thing people announce about their new baby

is the gender. Why do you think that is? They've been doing it way before we even knew you exist. It's just it. Gender Reveal Party. Get out of here. I think I put that on X.

I go, I took a dump so big. I said how to gender reveal party for it. I sent it to Louis, I think. Matter of fact, and Louis's great novel, by the way, called Ingram, and you should really read. It's a great fucking read. But there's a line in there with a character that says, I took a shit so big.

It wasn't a funny, it was, but it was from that game. He goes, I took a dump so big, it was worth 21 electoral votes. Students were shown a video title, advice for coming out, along with a video titled, eight tips for being non-binary.

Here is, and again, here is my ex-girlfriend, Sharon. I don't know who the fuck this thing is. Go ahead, roll it. Actually, you're talking about tips for being non-binary. This, again, is a question that I often get in my DMs on Instagram.

Pause. People at home. I mean, sounds exactly like a girl. Again, you do that with hormones and stuff, I understand. Except for Bruce Jenna. He's my favorite tranny of all time. He's a guy in a dress and not hiding it. I don't think he really got the whole concept.

At least he has a sense of humor about it, though. Remember, he said, if you're not laughing at me, he goes, there's something wrong with you. Jenna said that. But this thing, I don't know. And that shouldn't be. I understand there's people who get too much testosterone and they're a guy and vice versa. I understand that.

But still, the genitalia and the chromosomes. The girls have two X's. We have an X and a Y. Don't quote me on that. Because my doctor told me he had an R and a T in one X. I don't know what the fuck. Listen to Sharon. Do you have any tips for being non-binary?

Tips? What I actually did this time around was I asked all of you over on Instagram. Do you all have tips and then I thought of a few things and I came up with a list of eight things I get my fingers right I can't do math I have a PhD but it's not in math Number one if someone calls you by your wrong pronouns what do you do how should you react So my personal experience with this I might be more passive than most people but I don't typically correct folks partly because I am okay with she her pronouns if people use those pronouns it doesn't bother me that much, especially if I don't know them very well.

Pause. Is that what you do, though? You sit and make videos all day, obsessing about your sexuality? Same way black and brown people. Not so much brown, more black or obsessed with race. And at home, what do you say? Girl or guy? I don't know.

I think it's a girl being a boy. I don't know on this one. I'm usually great at it. She should be on jeopardy. The lighting helps me. Let the fruit talk. My chosen family and close friends I just straight out directly told them

like hey I would like to go better than pronouns now just so you know or I might have a discussion with them about hey I've been thinking about changing my pronouns I wanted to let you all in on that info cause and you know what that deserves we don't give a fuck you play your little game we're not playing with you

you can't include me in your fucking mental illness and I have a good joke about it on stage about when you see a homeless guy with an imaginary dog. You're not required to pet it and pretend it's beautiful and ugh. Go ahead, Sharon. For correcting people who are not in the inner circle, I think it depends on the person. It depends on the situation. I've often had folks actually approach me and say, hey,

what pronouns do you use? Puzz. Yeah. Other trannies and gay people. I'd approach you and go, pull down your pants. Pull them down nice. All right. Ask your fucking name. What's your name? What's your name? And she's going to give you, of course, Pat or Dawn, and you're going to be stumped still.

That's what they're going to do, or butch. Right? I personally like when they, well, this is what I like. Okay, so I ain't talking to you. Go ahead. I always am so grateful when people ask me directly because I can be like, oh my gosh, thank you so much for asking. I actually have started using that pronouns lately.

It means so much that you care to ask. And I try to reinforce that with kindness and just say, thank you for acknowledging. Someone says, she, her. I don't typically correct that because in my own experience, that doesn't matter. Thank you. What's the flag behind? What's that?

Gay Palestinian flag? What the ones that one? That's hilarious. That's the trans flag, I guess. Not the LGBT. Looks like... color than that. Looks like some Eastern Bloc country.

I'm so grateful when they fucking Lorenzo who has a oh, that's Lorenzo. But it's spelled L-A-U-R like Laurie. Lauren. Laurenzo. Look at, she's got me fooled. He's got me fooled. I don't know.

I got to find out. We're going to have to I got to find out where this thing lives. Lorenzo who has a large penis, no, a large following on. social media also explains the students how to bind properly. Well, Nick, what's binding? That's referring to term used to describe the process of flattening. Oh, okay, so it was, he, that is a girl.

I'd still bang it. But I wasn't married. I go right down to the trans hall. Pick me up. Flattening a female's breast in order to appear less feminine. Yeah. I don't know, I say, you know how you flatten them? It's very easy with a fucking chainsaw.

There isn't a single justification for this cult-like propaganda being pushed on children at school. Erica Sanzi, Senior Director of Communications for defending education, said. They are presenting a harmful ideology as gospel to other people's children and manipulating language in ways that would almost be funny if it didn't come with so much risk. many kids will rightly scoff and be unfazed by the absurdity of it all, but others may be vulnerable. It's what they're hoping for and potentially set down a path from which they can never fully return.

It's just like trying to find loaners online to radicalize. It's the same process, only they do it in person. I'm so glad right now I don't have kids. And then again, I keep forgetting there'd be 48. I keep forgetting that fact. Keep an eye on a Dimitri. He could come home one day and I'm fucking. He ain't going to public school.

Dallas ain't sending him public school. Sending him some black school. What are you homeschooling them? Are you really? You got that kind of time? Dallas is like, I get that kind of time. I'm smoking a pork shoulder for the last 14 hours. I make my own wine and shirts.

I also have a wife. Oh, yeah. I forgot. So I used to hanging out with single comedian. These are 11 and 12-year-olds and nothing about this remotely. is appropriate, she said. And I agree.

And she added, fucking quiz. I thought that was unnecessary. Didn't you? Sure you did. Oh, oh, my liver! Ladies and gentlemen, on to the next story, and that was the headline. A cheap already available pill is being billed as the ozempic of alcohol for its ability

to reduce appetites for booze, the way GLP1 drugs curb food cravings. That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. I heard you saying that might have when I read this. Naltrexone, I'll do the Italian pronounce. Naltrexione, which costs about $1.60 a pill when purchased in bulk,

decreases the urge for alcohol by blocking opioid, receptors in the brain. I got a better way of doing it. You just piss in it. I have somebody reducing the dopamine reward effect that people get from drinking. In other words, this take something else fun away. Then you can send your kid to school.

He can be molested. You can go home. You can't drink. Essentially, alcohol no longer has the same satisfying feeling which helps diminish the desire for it, which is funny. That's what Ozempic and shit does. That's one of the side effects. Apparently, I don't have that

side effect. I'm as thirsty as ever. But it is, that's one of the, and a lot of people go they have no desire. It's really like a miracle fucking thing. This, really, yeah. I mean, it's fucking long people's cholesterol and shit and obese people. I mean, it really is

amazing. I don't care at the long term. I'm 60, like I said, I don't have any of the side effects. I feel confident taking it. And I still work out. I don't, I just, what's funny is I was saying, I don't know how I'm losing this weight because I didn't feel like I changed my eating habits and everything. But then I did realize I was getting full very quick.

It's almost like having a small, when they make his stomach smaller. That part I can feel. Nellotrexone has been approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. That means you won't you find it on a shelf at GNC to treat alcohol use disorder since 1994. Well, hey, thanks for keeping it a secret. And opiate dependence since 1984. I got to, we haven't been yeah.

Where the fuck? Where's the marketing on this one? Bill Gates and the guys who run the planet said, too many people already. We want as many ways for them to die as possible. Don't tell them about this. The Centers for Disease Control, that's a CDC run by

ping. No, I'm sorry, that's World Health. I confuse my Crooked chinks. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates 17% of American adults binge drink. You know what binge drinking is you suck down three beers in two minutes?

That's how I warm up. The other thing when I go to, I always want to say boomies. It's moobies, right? Is it Moobies? You don't know this bar? Boobie. Huh?

Boomies. Boomys. B-O-O-M-Y-S. you said movies I first I said boomies first I said boomies and I said I always call it boomies

yeah it's mobys it's a stupid name I don't like it because I can't remember but they all call me the wild card because I never order the same thing I always fucking keep them off guard and I'm like a kid

and I said to the bartender she goes yeah you're like a wild card I go I'll chase a white Russian with a bloody Mary They're like, ugh. I just like, I drink to get buzz, and I like to mix it up. I don't want to get bored. And, you know, miller light, I'll go to it.

I'm feeling, I don't want my heine to get too big as Bill Hicks. Prevention estimates, 17% of American adults binge drink with the habit more common among Irish, no, among men. Not only does drinking heavily take a toll on booze's wallets. How many, remember I said you a couple months ago, there's so many negative stories lately about alcohol. Hall? It's this

take a toll on I have tremendous instincts folks I pick up on this shit why I can't write a book boozes, wallets but it can also lead to negative health consequences and tragedies yeah so can fucking ride

a motorcycle or a bike suck a bag of ass cheese you fuck stain excuse me for my language research shows that 80% of users who took Naltrexion grew a dick on the side of their neck

and furry ass a prescription only met an hour before drinking drastically reduced or eliminated their alcohol intake altogether also reduced the personality to zero besides the pill or health cells now Truxion as a mint under the brand name clutch so what are you saying? Kids can have it

as a mint you ask for a cert next thing you know you haven't had a drink any year the drug also comes in once a month injection for those who can't remember to take the medication and who like the very hip feeling of shooting up in your kitchen. It's me. It's my favorite part of taking the shit. It's fucking great.

And they make it so easy. Nausea and headaches are reported side effects of analtrexion, but experts say the nausea subsides as participants get used to the treatment. Oh, is that what they say? This sets naltrexion apart from a camper state, which is also approved to treat alcohol use disorder, but necessitates monitoring from a health care professional, since potential side effects include suicidal thoughts and depression. Yes. Yes. And unlike disulfuram, I didn't realize it was so many drugs out there for this. another drug approved to treat alcohol use disorder, which causes unpleasant, life-threatening side effects.

Boy, I heard, are they making up drugs every day, though? The name sound made up, but there's the one out there, the Craig. Sky Rizzi. Sky Rizzi, again, is a girl, an Italian girl I went to school with this. Sky Rizzi. A black drug. Sky Rizzi. Yeah, Sky Rizzle.

fucking you know who snope hisl tizzle scyrizzle um yeah sky rizzle but the side effects on one of them is something about your taint open sores

on your taint it was the grossest thing I have ever fucking heard and I could be dying of whatever and that would be the savior I go you're not going to wreck my taint it's perfect which causes an unpleasant life-threatening side effect

if taken alongside alcohol Naltrexion doesn't require stork alcohol abstinence. For many, they take it with a nice shot of whiskey. For many, Naltrexion has been nothing short of a game changer. Here's one man's testimony who took it for a year. I'm honored to be standing here. And I'd rather imagine you're surprised that I am. Last time you and I were side-by-side somebody, stepped on my tongue.

That, ladies and gentlemen, for you, young, is out there. It's Foster Brooks. I suggest you Google him. You'll go down a rabbit hole for the next two days watching how brilliant. He was a fall down drunk and he cleaned himself up and that's how he knows how to imitate a drunk so fucking well. And he would steal every one of those rows because not only he does the drunk thing, unbelievable, he had great material to go with it. God.

And every time he walked into Dino's show, same thing. Dino never knew it was coming. Yeah. Yeah. Just so goddamn funny. Let's move on to Whale Dyes at Sea. Ooh, interesting. A Royal Caribbean group spokesperson tells TMZ, we are saddened by the passing of one of our guests

worked with authorities on their investigation and will refrain from commenting any further on pending litigation. The family of Michael Virgil, the man who died on a Royal Caribbean crew, no, he wasn't beat up by a group of black people. that seems to be a trend going on on cruises. You're like, is that a cruise ship, a fucking slave ship? Holy fuck, what's going on?

Royal Caribbean Cruise last year, after trying to beat down a door on board, the family suing the company they believe is responsible, in part for giving him too much alcohol. I'm sorry, sorry on this one. I know they have a law like that in some sit, whatever. Fuck that. No accountability. That's where the legal system and lawyers get a bad rep.

They're vultures. Hey, let's blame it on somebody else. We can make some money. In court papers obtained by TMZ, what if the guy's sitting there at the bar, right? And he's on his 12th drink and he seems fine. Because there's people like that. You know what I mean?

I'm looking at one. And, you know, and then the shit kicks in when he leaves. Because there are states where, you know, You get a car action or something, it's on the bar. But if you stop, if you try not to serve me, then a fucking brawl breaks out. So then you get sued because the bounces fucked them on. In court papers obtained by TMZ,

Michael's fiance, Connie Aglia, is going after one of the world's largest cruise line companies for allegedly serving him at least, buckle up for this one, 33 alcoholic beverages. What a lightweight. before his ultimate 33. He's a little whore and a little piece of trash.

No, I don't think that's what I meant. Way different. What? Did I skip a store? Could I have another? According to the lawsuit, when Michael and Connie boarded the ship with their seven-year-old son, they found out that their room wasn't ready. So what better way to kill time than to kill your liver?

The suit claims they were then directed to a bar, area while they waited. But after a long period of time, this son who has autism, the story gets better, grew impatient. To calm their young child, Connie took him to check on the cabin's status, leaving Michael at the bar. Oh, no. During this, that's quite a delay, 33 drinks. During this time, the docs alleged Michael was served dozens of drinks before he went off to look at for their room. The ship was traveling from Los Angeles to Ensenada, Mexico. The lawsuit claims in his intoxicated state, Michael's search was fruitless, which made him agitated to the point where he started trying to break down doors, even took the shirt off. How was this not on cops? Look at this

fucking whale on the Lido deck. There's video of this online, which appears to show Michael in the middle of his tirade when security swarmed in to subdued him. Here's that video. Passinger has died. The coroner's office confirms 35-1 Michael Virgil, Diabergian, Navigator of the Seas. Y'all fat fuck, look at you. Ah, who is that guy? according to the docs Michael fell victim to the excessive force and fatal actions taken by crewmen.

No, he didn't. The fatal actions was him drinking 33 drinks and being 150 pounds overweight. That's the fatal actions. I'm sick of this shit. Happens in New York City, too. Every time they fucking, you know, break up a fight and an obese guy has a heart attack or a drug addict. Force fatal action taken by the criminals, including security and medical persons. who administered an injection of a sedative medication,

Halepertyol, Jesus, what am I going to get a Ph.D. in drugs today? And use multiple cans of pepper spray. Well, he's a big fella. I wonder if they ask before they spray it, pepper? Tsh. The filing. Now, the sedative thing, okay, they might have a case there. you know what I mean?

Because when you drink alcohol, doesn't your fucking heart rate go down? Or, I don't know. The filing alleges those actions caused significant hypoxia and impaired ventilation, respiratory failure, cardiovascular instability,

and ultimately cardiopulmonary arrest. Yeah, he had a fucking heart attack because he wasn't in good shape and he was, everybody else's fault but his, leading to his death, which has been ruled a homicide. Yeah, fucking homicide.

The lawsuit seeks damages including loss of support, inheritance, past and future earnings, net accumulations, funeral and medical expenses, mental pain and suffering, and more.

Boy, the lawyers never forgetting. Mama me, he should have had, he should have tried to eat more healthy. Let's move on to fungus with broccoli. I'm making you hungry. A team of Chinese scientists has used CRISPR, that's C-R-I-S-P-R, gene editing tools to modify a species of fungus

that can supposedly replace the protein provided by chicken and purportedly even tastes like meat. We've seen said a 91-1. Is who? It looks like a fucking, looks like what was clogging my kitchen sink. That looks like an albino's vagina. That's a fetus from a swede. What?

The fungus would ostensibly be much easier and cheaper to cultivate than chicken. Yeah, well, with less land required, I'm not worried about it. And a reduced impact on the environment. Maybe it's a Chinese thing. We have plenty of farms and millions of acres. over here, to let chickens run fucking wild, even with the black population as big as it is. The breakthrough was first announced in an article

entitled, dual enhancement of mycoprotein nutrition and sustainability via CRISPR, mediated metabolic engineering of fusarium vanitatum. I gotta get an award for this. Published in the journal trends in biology on November 19th, Fusarium vanadium is an edible fungus that grows on women's backs. Now listen, folks, that already had a high protein content, not as high as jizz, but not as low as pork chops. No, a company called corn, Q-U-O-R-N, that's right, I say corn, has been growing the fungus

and fermenting it into a commercially available micoprotein or meat substance, for vegan and vegetarian meals. According to, I think that was growing on my sheets when I was in a fraternity. God damn, I could have been rich. It can produce edible protein with 95% less carbon emissions than a comparable amount of ground beef. I like ground beef. It's different than chicken. You understand?

I'm not going to replace it. That's like, you can replace broccoli with bubble gum. also according to quorn the microprotein is delicious he said that right after eating a dead cat he found under his house the Chinese team used CRISPR

what's that stand for folks because it spelled C-R-I-S-P-R that stands for clustered regularly interspaced short palindromic repeats what's going over to in Chinville a powerful suite of gene editing tools

to enhance fuserium venatum so that it would grow faster with a higher yield of protein and sounds like something bodybuilder should be thinking and even less environmental impact. The modified fungus also reportedly tastes better and is easier to digest.

Delicious. Thank you. Thank you. Like I said to Dallas and I said at the top of the show, matter of fact, we just had Chinese through the other night. The chicken, when you get like chicken and broccoli, to me, it's got a different texture to it.

But what they do is they pre like they poach it. That sort of makes it softer and weirder. I don't care, it's delicious. Again, you could tell me it's rat's ass. If it doesn't make me sick, I'm going to eat it. You know what I mean? Those are my two things.

It doesn't make me sick and it tastes good. It doesn't matter. Well, it's a baby's brains. They're delicious. You deep fry them. Scientists said that they did not have to introduce any foreign DNA like what? Jerking off no petri dish?

It's China. You never know what the fuck they're doing all of it. into the fungus to accomplish their goals. Instead, they deleted two genes from the fungus that made its cell walls thick and difficult for humans to digest. I've got to believe because there's so many people in China, they have to work on shit like this. We're not there yet, all right? This tweak also made it possible for the fungus to generate more protein with fewer nutrients.

They're bragging about having fewer nutrients. At least they're honest. The resulting strain, dubbed FCPD, uses 44% less sugar, and produces protein 88% faster than unmodified percerium vanadium. The design team calculated that FCPD grown and harvested at scale would generate 60% less greenhouse gas emissions than the original strain and would require 70% less land than comparable chicken farms. You know, some of them, again, do you see what all these have? common, you know?

Those are the wacky environmentalists, the Bill Gates of the world worrying about us breaking the planet. Which you can't do. You've got to be pretty arrogant to think you can break something that's been around a billion fucking years. Oh my God. Anyways, I'm going to get a pound of that. You can get it, your local deli.

Give me the phonetum, fissarium. And a pound of fucking Gouda. What's your clock say? All right. Let's move on to Young Turk, Exploree. as a real dope. The Young Turks is a show that's been on, I think,

MSNBC for years. Just far left, cuckoo. Fucking. One time, who walked in on the show while it was being filmed? A righty.

Who was it? A Fox personality? Somebody busted right in while they were doing the show. Tucker? I can't remember. Anyways, Bill Maher had left progressive news host

Anna Casparian Casparian, fumbling her words after the pair clashed on his podcast when the comedian suggested she would not be able to wear her western-style clothing in most Middle Eastern countries. A Casparian, the host on the online left-leaning. I love how it's left-leaning. Every time it's Fox, it's far right. This is left-leaning. You guys pick up on that? They just can't help but fucking lie. News Network, the young Turks, traded blows with Marr on his club random podcast.

I want to go on that fucker on Monday's episode when the two intentionally debated Israel's war in Gaza. You know, the debate in the war in Gaza, which is basically, you know, Israel and America against Gaza. And gee, I wonder what side she's going to take. I'm guessing anti-American. I hate to be, you know, cute for a lefty. during the spirit of discussion, Mar challenged Kasparian to name a city in a Muslim majority country

where she would feel safe wearing her white mini dress, insisting Israel is the only country in the region, he said, that is accepting of Western culture. Now, this is her response to that. Where would you live? What city would you live in? What do you think you'd be comfortable in that dress? I'm sure it would not be comfortable in this dress in any of the various Middle Eastern countries. that have been destabilized by...

You're not really blaming it on Whitey. Listen. Are you? You're blaming Islam on Whitey? I'm not blaming Islam on Whitey. What you're saying is still, we destabilized. That's why you can't wear that dress? Did we not? Did we not destabilize?

Wait a second. We were funding terrorist organizations in Syria during the Syrian Civil War. We were supporting terrorists. What does that got to do with what he just fucking asked you? you couldn't wear that fucking 12, 2,000 years ago

it's got nothing to do with she is, can you imagine she's considered credible on the left He's a little whore All right, you don't have to go that far She seems nice Can you imagine When I asked about the dress

You went right into destabilize Bill said after Consparean accused him of putting words in her mouth I'll put balls in your mouth How about that? How's that for a threat? Huh? Yeah, you heard me. Balls. The young Turk's host ultimately admitted she would not live in any city from North Africa to Uzbekistan. As Ma framed it and agreed Israel would likely be the most accepting of her attire.

I'm sure a woman of my age who grew up in the Western world would probably feel the most comfortable until Aviv. I will concede that, she said. Isn't that big of you of conceding the truth? You're lying ho. You can't show leg. She had a buzz, you can tell. Because Bill, the minute you get in there, they pour drinks and you have a fucking you can tell she had a, you know what I mean?

And I'll say it, don't call me sexist, but women have a protein, less of a protein that breaks down alcohol than we do. That's just a fact. And I could tell she's a little, you know what I mean? Still, ridiculous answer. tonight on your sister's 14-inch forearms. Sex-stortion, a growing problem. They say it's suicide, but in my book, it's 100% murder.

Bryce's father, Adam Tate, told the Post, they're godless demons, in my opinion, just cowards, awful individuals, worse than criminals. According to his dad, Bryce was apparently the latest victim, talking about his son, of a vicious sextortion scheme, targeting teen boys, one that law enforcement says is surging. Once again, brought you by the Internet and keeping that population down. A representative for the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children told the Post,

the group tracked over 33,000 reports of child extortion in 2024 alone, with nearly that number reported in the first six months of this year. Can you imagine that? Between your kids' teachers trying to pervert them. And this, coming in on their cell phone and computers, I mean, God damn. Online scammers scour public social media profiles, you know, just like the fucking Hamas does to, or far-right groups to find, you know, some of they can radically. To learn about a teen, so they get all the teen's information, then pose as a flirtatious peer, you know, a girl of their age. Here's an expert to explain how it works.

Cut to Woody Allen. I think about it as blackmail essentially. So it's a case in which an individual might trick somebody to send them a photo. And then they use that photo as blackmail. They might ask for money and exchange or actually ask for more photographs from a minor. And essentially what ends up happening is it creates this cycle where if the victim does give money, then they keep asking for more money. And if the victim doesn't give money or give more money or give more. photos, then they share that photo with everybody on social media.

When a minor is being blackmailed, it can actually happen rather quickly. It depends on if the minor gives the photograph within a day or two, but essentially a conversation ensues the individual who is usually pretending to be a 14-year-old girl will send a photo first. They will then ask for a photograph in return from the minor, usually a 12, 13, 14-year-old boy. They send that photograph and then they end up being blackmailed. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Oh, but he does.

Can you imagine losing a son or a daughter or something like this? That's a great movie for Liam Niesom, one of those revenge movies. He goes flies to Nigeria and chases down the fucking, they acted if, by the way, I just said that it's copywritten fucking Hollywood. I get a cut of that. They acted like a local 17-year-old girl. They knew which gym he worked out at. they knew a couple of his best friends and name dropped them all through dragon's information off the computer they knew he played basketball for night to a high school adam said they built

his trust to where he this is the dad talking where he believed that this was truly somebody in this area the post is told that the photos bryce received were not AI generated but most likely of a real girl who was another victim my son had 30 freaking dollars and he's like sir i'll give you my last $30. And these cowards debts that wouldn't take it, a tearful Adam told the post for counting his son's final exchange. If the target doesn't have the money to send via untraceable methods like gift cards, cryptocurrency or apps like cash app or Venmo, the extortionist threatened violence

and in Bryce's alleged case, outright, encouraged the victim to kill himself because your life is already over. and at that age you'd believe that. So do you get the scam? The girl pretends, blah, blah, blah, and convinces you to send the naked. Which you would. You're a horny 17-year-old boy. Send a picture.

And now they say, we got your picture, and we're going to black my head. In the last 20 minutes of Bryce's life, God, I can't, this is just hard. He was messaged 120 times a tactic to keep teens feverishly engaged, creating a tunnel vision to where you can't set your phone down. They have that anyways. said to authorities. The FBI has seen a huge increase in the number of extortion cases involving children and teens being threatened and coerced into sending explicit images online. FBI Public Affairs Specialist Bradford, Eric said, yeah, it's going through the roof. What a dangerous,

shitty world. I know the internet's done some amazing things. I just can't name any, except for this show. So you got, like I said, you got, you got, you got, you, you got, you, you got, you, you, you got, you, you, It's not enough you have to worry about your purple-haired teacher with your fucking son. As far as the teacher sleeping with your son, that's fucking no problem. But as far as a male teacher trying to fuck your daughter, that's a big problem. And then you got these scumbags overseas pulling this shit. I mean, and you guys and your parents are working, you know, your asses off to make the ends meet. When do you have time to monitor?

I don't know. Luckily, I lost my kids in a fire. What? And action. That's it, boys and girls. I like the end on a high note. You feel good about the world? Hey, don't forget Glenn Greenwald is up next.

I keep forgetting to plug his show. I don't think anybody plugs mine. I don't know if there's anybody in front of me or not. But Glenn Greenwald, I think he comes on right after me. Also, I'm on Crowder tomorrow morning and Thursday morning. You guys thank it. and closing read. I'm like Joe Biden.

Did you see him yesterday? Damn it. We're the United States of America. He fucked. Closing read. I don't forget to go to the Nick Dip. I already fucking pushed this shit. What am I, Bob Peel?

I don't forget to go to Nick Dip.com by December 10th, which is tomorrow. Get 20% off everything in the store. If you'd rather order a personal holiday video for me, you know, I can send it to somebody. Me, shoutout.us or cameo.com. And watch me tomorrow morning on Crowder and Thursday morning. That's it.

You guys think and I'll say it. Very welcome. Glenn Greenwald is up next. Have a good rest of the day. Hi. Good night, everybody.