The Nick DiPaolo Show - Mark Milley is "Coup-Coup" | Nick Di Paolo Show #595

Episode Date: September 15, 2021

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How you doing? Doing all right. Got a lot to get to, and let's get right to it, shall we? In our N-word segment today, woke general about to be put to sleep, hopefully. A favorite self-hating white woke general is about to get a lesson in white rage. Remember, he was so interested in that, that he won't ever forget. And it's not coming from a Robin DiAngelo's book. Turns out general eye bags. When's the last time he slept? 1974? Look at that. Somebody introduce him to some cucumber slices before he hits the sack. It's like the fucking spokesman for Samsonite. Anyways, he's really tired. He made two secret phone calls to his counterpart in the People's Liberation Army, General Li Zucheng. I don't

think Zucheng is that powerful a military figure because they haven't named a chicken dish after him like they did General Tsao, but he's still Milley's counterpart nonetheless. So General Eyebrows in October of 2020 called to tell Li Zhengoo uh that trump was not preparing to attack china today's letter is t kids as in treason uh he actually said this on one of the calls and i quote uh general lee you and i have known each other for uh five years now if we're going to attack i'm gonna call you ahead of time. It's not going to be a surprise. What was Millie banging this guy? What the hell is that about? In my mind, the only question now is what time and where does the firing squad meet? Because that is treason to

the letter, in my stupid opinion. Again, I'm only saying this if all the scuttlebutt turns out to be true in this Bob Woodward book. This power-hungry prick clearly circumvented the chain of command, violated the principle of civilian control over the military. That's why we have a commander-in-chief who's a civilian and not part of the military. Because if you see all these coups that happen in the world, it starts with a power-hungry general in the military going, never mind them, I'm in charge now. This is really creepy. It almost sounds like white male privilege behavior, you know, the kind of behavior that Milley abhors. These rules were put in place out of fear of very guys like Milley. And the kicker is he never told Trump about any of this, any of the phone calls. He never told Trump about any of this, any of the phone calls.

He thought after the election, Trump was not of sound mind. Boy, if that's not the pot calling the kettle, a person of color, I don't know what is. Oh, and by the way, when you're putting Milley against that wall, have Pelosi stand next to him for comfort, okay? Don't even put a blindfold on her. Just hike up her $150 designer printed mask up over her 80-year-old jaundiced eyes. Turns out Milley talked to her on January 8th after he had made the second call to his life partner in Beijing. You see, Nutbag Nancy discussed with him available precautions to prevent Trump from engaging in any military actions. So feel free to, you know, put her to sleep too.

Haven't heard from Milley since all this broke about 24 hours ago. He must have had his face buried in Ibram X. Kennedy's latest anti-white scribe, or he had his face buried in Xi Jinping's ass. I wonder if he'll bump into Joe or hunt while he's in there. Anyways, can this guy now? All righty. That's the way it is on Right Pink 75. Let me just say this.

You guys all know this by now. Let's move on to some horrible news. Norm Macdonald, who for me, he's my favorite comic. I know he got the Richard Pryor's and the whatever, the George Collins. This guy is my favorite stand-up. And I was shocked. I didn't know he was even sick. Anyways, I'm reading this crap.

You already know, SNL. Probably the best weekend update guy ever. He died yesterday in Los Angeles after a private battle with cancer, which is, I didn't even know he was. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it. And it's funny. His appearance had changed over the years quickly. I remember saying to my wife that, I think that's medication,

but I thought it was stomach. I know he already had stomach problems and stuff. But he kept that. That's the type of guy he is. He didn't want people to look at him in a different light, which they do when you're diagnosed with something kept that. That's the type of guy he is. He didn't want people to look at him in a different light, which they do when you're diagnosed with something like that. So nine or ten years he's been battling this. And anyways, McDonald's manager, Mark Gerber,

confirmed the comedian's death to the New York Times. McDonald had reportedly been battling cancer for nine years but did not want to make the diagnosis public. Long-time producer, partner, and friend, been battling cancer for nine years but did not want to make the diagnosis public. Longtime producer, partner, and friend Laurie Jo Hextra mentioned that he was most proud of his comedy, Hextra said. He never wanted the diagnosis to affect the way the audience or any of his loved ones saw him. Norm was a pure comic, so true. He once wrote

that a joke should catch somebody by surprise. It should never pander. And he was the best at that. Whenever you put on Letterman or any show, whether it was Conan, and you saw that he was going to be the guest, it was like Christmas comes early. I mean, he was the best. You could argue he was the best guest, whether it was with Jay Leno, whoever.

He was such a great guest on these late-night talk shows. And Norm never pandered. He'll be missed terribly, obviously. I met him through the great Colin Quinn when Colin was working at SNL, and I got to go up in the office and hang out with Norm, and we hit it off because he leaned a little right in his politics, which he didn't make as public as I do, of course. But nobody made me laugh harder, so I met him once or twice for not that long. So I met him once or twice for not that long. And then I move out to L.A. And this is a true story.

I'm living on my first apartment on Doheny. And one late afternoon, there's a knock on the door. And it's Norm. I only met him like twice for about, I don't know, four minutes each time. And he knocks on the door. Hey, how you doing, Nick? Hey, you mind if I crash here for a couple of days? He stayed at my apartment for a couple of days. It was like a little kid catching Santa Claus in the living room on

Christmas Eve or whatever. I was so thrilled. And of course, nothing but hilarity ensued for the next 24 hours and stuff. And I remember telling him about, we started talking about girls and dating. And I said, yeah, this girl, he repeated this to everybody. I didn't even think it was that funny. I go, yeah, I remember this girl once licked my ass. This is when I was single in a little while. And I go, the next day, she goes, I don't have my toothbrush. I go, use mine.

She goes, gross. and I go the next day she goes I don't have my toothbrush I go use mine she goes gross and fucking Norm every time I ran to a comic a few months after that they repeated that uh Norm thought that was the funniest goddamn thing and then he's gone I think he said to call into somebody hey DiPaolo relling is how to treat women. I was over there, and he's telling his girlfriend, you know, make me a sandwich or something. And just fucking, I don't know. He was such an odd, in a great way, crazy. He came to New York. I have my radio show.

He goes, yeah, I want to be your partner. We talked about it on the phone and crap. And then, you know, I can't get him to return my calls for months. And then he comes to New York and he, and like the last night he's here, he calls me. I had just done like five sets at the cellar and all over the city. He goes, yeah, I'm at the Plaza Hotel. Come on up. I go up there. I think I already told this on the show. It's 1.30 in the morning, 1.30, quarter to two. He's sitting there with a pot of black coffee, 30, quarter to two, he's sitting there with a pot of black coffee, like it's noontime, smoking his cigarettes, and I watched him, I stayed there for about an hour and a half,

I watched him finish what was left in that pot, in order or not, I go, what are you doing? It's fucking three in the morning, why? He was totally oblivious to, are you going to sleep tonight or whatever? He's just sucking on cigarettes. And, oh, God, I just fucking, I just, I was in shock yesterday. Yeah. They always take the great ones, you know? Here's where I could make a reference about some comics I don't like who are going to live forever., but yeah, fuck it. You know what I'm talking about. But anyways, Norm, rest in peace. We love you. I'm taking my time on this one, folks, because this one really stung. I had a nice little quiet moment last night and watched him on Conan, some old clips, and I still can't believe it, actually. Anyways, here, let's show some clips.

This is him when he first started Weekend Update, and he was going after our favorite target, Hillary. So let's watch about a minute or two. It's my show, and this guy deserves all of it. So let's roll tape, Matthew. Here we see the president and the first bitch. Baby-face killer. Hey, hey, slow down you bitch, let me catch up.

Here we see President Clinton looking for something, anything, to hug besides his wife. Good looking guy, too, on top of it. This week in South Africa, Winnie Mandela was removed from the new government by her husband, President Nelson Mandela. A curious Bill Clinton later called Mr. Mandela to find out how exactly you go about doing something like that. Gosh, Hillary looks pretty in this photo here, doesn't she? I never realized she was such a looker until I see her here in this picture. A frightening moment this week for First Lady Hillary Clinton. Her plane, en route to the former Soviet Union, was forced to make an emergency landing when it was discovered that a frayed wire in the engine was causing serious malfunctions.

The president was said to be furious and demanded an immediate investigation of what went wrong with Operation Frayed Wire. with Operation Frayed Wire. First Lady Hillary Clinton has been out of the country this week visiting the remote region of Siberia. Said the president, quote, when the cat's away, the mice... Oh, who am I kidding? The mouse screws plenty of women even when the cat's right here.

At the White House this week, President Clinton officially came out against same-sex marriages. What's more, the president said he is not too crazy about opposite-sex marriages either. Astronaut Shannon Lucid, back on Earth after a record six months in space, was welcomed home Tuesday with a phone call from President Clinton. Said to President, quote, This is just the beginning. One day we'll be able to send an American into space indefinitely, and I hope it's a woman.

Speaking in Australia this week about the problems of being America's first lady, Hillary Clinton joked, quote, Perhaps I'll walk around with a bag over my head when I come out into public and have no opinions and never express them publicly or privately. To which the president replied, Yes, yes, oh God, yes.

to which the president replied, yes, yes, oh God, yes. As new questions arise about Hillary Clinton's role in Whitewater, the president appears to be distancing himself from the First Lady. Earlier today in his weekly radio address, the president insisted, hey, I sleep with hundreds of girls, I can't vouch for all of them, you know

Anyways rest of peace norm you were the best of the best in my opinion and The world is definitely a sadder place without you and God we'd loved you man. He was the best guy around Whoo, all right Let's move on to greener pastures. Headline, love has won cult charges dismissed. This is a cult, and I don't even know what it's about. A judge in Sasquatch, or Sagwatch, or Sagwa, one of those dead Indian names,

county, has dismissed charges against three more members of the Love Has Won cult. Oh yeah, these people live in a reality. Love Has Won, if you looked out the window or watched five minutes of news in the last 10 years,

you shitheads, a total of seven cult members were initially charged after the mummified body of their leader was found in April. That's how much they loved her. They mummified her. I love you because you're a yummy dilly. Are these some of the freaks in the not attack? Seven members. Only one bangable. Actually, none. I guess the guy on the right I'd sleep with. Deputies in Saguach County found Amy Carlson's mummified body in a home in Crestone after a call from the father of a two-year-old who said his son was being held in the home.

Look at this. She is. This is the one that is she mummified there? No, she's actually alive there. And look at that silly hat. Can't you just look into those eyes and tell you can trick? A card trick would fool her. And yes, I'll join your cult if I'm the fucking main love interest.

Oh, boy. Tuesday morning's cases involve Ryan Kramer, Matt's old roommate Jason Castillo, and Sarah Randolph. Prosecutors told the judge they did not believe the charge of abuse of a corpse was constitutional in this case. I asked to be mummified too, by the way. My family, I don't think they're going to do it. I want to be in a wife beater and sweats in the corner like this. They do that, you know, in South and Central America. They stuff their fucking relatives when they die, like, you know, like you do a deer head or a raccoon. The case against the fourth member, John Robertson, is expected to be dismissed on Tuesday afternoon. Carlson, who also went by Leah, started

her foray into the world of Love Has Won in 2006 according to her family during an appearance on Dr. Phil. We've got to look up that episode. What's her name? Now, Leah, what makes you think these people have your best interests in mind? I know you don't get along with your parents and shit.

How about him? What a crackpot he is. Anyways, she kicked it off from the Dr. Phil show, so blame him. She's as crazy as a shithouse rat. Watch out because I'm... Cocoa pot, cocoa pot, cocoa, blah, blah, and crest on, but it's believed that that is not where Carlson died. That's where they found her body.

Even though that's where her mummified body was found, decorated with glitter and Christmas lights. What the fuck? Carlson had been ill for some time. Yeah, I would say mentally ill since birth. And authorities say foul play is not suspected in her passing. Because, you know, if you find a dead body and somebody killed you on purpose because they didn't like you, they don't decorate you like a Christmas tree. They usually cut you up in 11 parts. You know, I mean, they don't put a star in your hair. Little angels hanging off your tits. Am I right, folks? Anyways, something about suspecting and

her passing. I keep hitting the teleprompter bump because I don't give a fuck about this story. What can I tell you, right? Yeah. Who gives a fuck what you think? Apparently nobody. After Kramer and Karen Raymond were released from jail, they spoke with CBS as far as Rick Salinger. When asked if they believed Carlson would be reincarnated, they said they didn't know. But Kramer added, and this might as well be Kramer from Seinfeld. This is a quote from the guy.

Maybe she will come off a starship. What you just said. What? Is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul. I'd say rest in peace there, Leah, but I don't think you can when they decorate you like a Christmas tree and you're mummified and people are... anyways. Hey guys, joinhoney.com has become the first place I go now when I need to buy something online. What they offer is great. I'm always on this site and I saved a few bucks on like socks

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Senator Tim Kaine, he's a real lib, by the way. Look at, he's got a nice, what's he, Toy Story 2? Stupid scarf, Roddy. Hang yourself with that. Senator Tim Kaine, Democrat, Virginia, need I say more, joined his Republican colleagues. That's how off the reservation Biden was with this whole withdrawal. Even this liberal jackoff is siding with Republicans.

Joined his Republican colleagues in casting doubt on the administration's claim that no one could have seen the quick fall of the war-torn nation. And by the way, it's not even in the article, but I read it right before I came on. There's actually evidence that these guys like Milley, they get briefed every day for the last few months on what's going on. So once we prove that, but again, do you really expect Republicans to fucking expose this? And if they do, is anybody going to get punished? Does any of this shit matter anymore when it's a Democrat or a fucking woke general who leans left? Does it even matter anymore?

The notion that General Milley said that nothing I or anyone else saw indicated a collapse of this army and this government in 11 days. army and this government in 11 days. Cain said to Secretary of State Antony Blinken, who has made the same claim himself, I just don't think that's true, Cain said. And I think he's right. You fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. Cain remarked that if the administration really said nobody could see this coming, then that probably suggests

that the contingency planning for something that was a real possibility wasn't all that it should have been. Gee, you think so, Mr. Cain? You must be a detective

because it looked pretty organized to the rest of us. You are correct, sir. Yeah, nim, nan, nan. That's like understating it. You know? Why do you admit it, Cain? You know they were getting

updates. They were being briefed on this shit. That's what they do for months. And there's also word that Biden just ignored Antony Blinken and Milley and the rest of them when they were telling him what to do. either way they should all be fucking thrown out kane's remarks came during the second of two hearings on biden's widely criticized and deadly troop pullout from afghanistan like he hasn't done enough to prove he's not fucking worthy of this office i i just i it's remarkable to me how he is everything they were projecting on trump everything because that's what libs do. When they're accusing you of something,

they're doing it themselves. We all know that. He fills the description, Biden, that they were calling Trump after the last nook and cranny. Inept physically, mentally. Have you heard any of the jerk-off Republicans bring up the 25th Amendment?

They're part of the problem. Ted Cruz, again, lecturing yesterday and shit. Good for you, Ted. Now do something about it. I guess you can't because the Dems control the House. Is that how it works? Aren't there fucking laws involved? Milley calling the Chinese, the filthy Chinese that how it works? Aren't there fucking laws involved? Milley calling the

Chinese, the filthy Chinese who sent the fucking virus over here and going, hey, I'll warn you if we attack. That's, I'm supposed to believe Bob Woodward made that up. Now I'm digressing. Anyways, Biden gets me so, he gets me so mad. Apparently he gets a lot of other people mad. This is great. Remember what I said when Biden pretended to get elected when we know he stole this thing? I said, let's treat him with the same respect they showed Trump. I'm a little disappointed. I don't think we've been mean enough. He's making it easy and we're still going soft on him. But you know what? Not just Republicans and people on the right, as far as civilians go, are getting sick

of Biden's horseshit. The vaccine thing, the whole mandate thing with employees, employers, that's been the tipping point. All across this beautiful nation, a little chant has been breaking out, explicit chants, against Joe Biden and broken out at events all across, all types of events across the country for the second weekend in a row. From coast to coast, fuck Joe Biden. Fuck Joe Biden. Was chanted by the crowds at professional fights, football games, TJ Maxx, my barber. Baseball games, my gynecologist. my barber, baseball games, my gynecologist, the guy who puts bird seed in my...

And concerts over a dozen states. Yeah, it's just 12 states, including liberal leaning states. They're saying, fuck Joe Biden. Fuck Joe Biden. Yeah. Let's take a let's not forget what Obama said. Remember when Jerkoff announced he was running for president, he said, you don't have to do this, Joe. And then he was quoted as saying, remember, he said, don't underestimate Biden's ability to fuck things up. Boy, did he understate that. By the way, I should say that that being said, Obama is, you know, he's the guy controlling the puppet, in my opinion. Similar chanting was also heard at protests across the nation, including New York City, which is a great sign for us.

The new trend comes after Joe Biden announced new federal vaccine mandates and called for states to adopt their own versions. He can't even do his dirty business for himself, of forced vaccinations. It also came at a time when Dr. Fugazi Fauci discussed potentially requiring vaccines for all interstate travel on planes. Suck a dick and die, Fauci. Let's show some, we have clips of the people chanting Joe Biden. Oh, come on, you can do better than that. We have about four more that were way louder, just trust me. All over the place. So he's sitting home watching this going, what are we doing?

What's going on right now? You know what's going on. Even people in New York are saying, fuck Joe Biden. They were crossing the Brooklyn Bridge. And do you know why? Do you guys know why you? And again, I'm not anti-vaccine but as far as this vaccine goes the people have had enough whether it's people who have kids in school do you understand what they're doing folks they want to lock us down again like they did last winter do you know why do you understand this is a pretext this covid COVID shit, to shut down businesses? Do you understand? Because they want

us all on the dole. You know, companies can't get people to help work now. Kids don't want to work at Wendy's and Arby's and wherever because they get nice fat checks. That's what they want. And they're using COVID as a pretext. Please read your history. It's been done before. your history. It's been done before. And I'll say this again while I'm still on it. Did you watch college football? Are there any heterosexuals left besides me and Joe List?

A few other fellas who love college. Did you see 70, 80,000 people maskless standing by each other, sitting on each other's laps at football games last weekend? Can I ask you a question, you pro-vax fucking big government assholes? How many people died? They'll literally say this when you say that.

Well, it doesn't happen the next day. Well, April, the Texas Rangers had a full ballpark in April opening day. I didn't hear about anybody dying. And I found out another thing. You know, when they say hospitalization rates are going through the roof, do you know when somebody goes into the hospital feeling a little for something else and they give them a COVID test and it comes out positive that that's counted as a hospitalization. It's all in the word play. And you've fallen for it.

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Reverse the races tonight It's sort of a stretch I'll admit it But NBA players reportedly won't be Subject to COVID-19 vaccine mandate Hmm Hmm to COVID-19 vaccine mandate. Hmm. Hmm.

NBA referees and many members of team personnel will have to be vaccinated. See, this is what I'm talking about. I can't believe you guys have still fallen for this. COVID does exist. Yes, it does exist,

but it's a goddamn flu, a mild one, unless you're a fat pig and 100 years old. That's the end of it. Have to be vaccinated for COVID-19, the personnel and whatever, during the 2021-22 NBA season, but that won't be the case for the players. NBA players are not expected to be subject to vaccine mandates,

which I find odd. According to Baxter Holmes and Adrian Wojnowski of ESPN, isn't that a little strange? What the hell's going on out here? I don't know. You can't be telling black people what to do, man. They've had it tough. You know, in most cities, black people, very low vaccination rate. And I'm with them. I'm with them, by the way. I agree with them 1,000% finally on something. That and Stevie Wonder.

I thought he was terrific. The league and the players union, the NBPA, are reportedly still in talks regarding COVID-19 protocols for the season. But the NBPA, I guess that's the union, is not willing to entertain the idea of a vaccine mandate for players. Good for them. A mandate is a non-starter, according to ESPN. Who gives a shit what they think, Disney? Though it won't be required, get this, this surprised me, roughly 85% of nba players are already vaccinated well that's an exception to the the larger black population um so um it's not this

big rebel move 85 percent of already vaccinated is it because we're black i don't know you shouldn't trust the government to put shit in your body i'm with with you. Hell, I was part of the Tuskegee airlift. The NBA reportedly plans to introduce strict COVID-19 protocols for players who are unvaccinated per ESPN. It's possible those protocols could convince currently unvaccinated players to receive the vaccine. Oh, really? Yes, if they're very retarded. That happened in the NFL where Buffalo Bills receiver Isaiah McKenzie got vaccinated after being fined by the league for breaking protocols. How the fuck is that legal? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this fucking yeah okay so the league and you know they're getting their marching orders from who hey this light just went out anybody notice this place is haunted today don't worry about it matt

we're fucking getting through this show we had all kinds of sound problems before the show started. What else happened during the show? The tablet stopped working. That light just went out. Norm, Norm, I love you, but let me get through this show. He's laughing. Hey, I fucked up his lines now. Anyways, you're saying, well, why is this the reverse races? Well, here's part two of the story

and the NHL plans to punish unvaccinated do you guys see what happened they're taking private organizations the government is obviously and using them to enforce this horseshit you guys should be creeped out at this do you understand the government does not I don't care if it's a pandemic endemic

whatever they have no right to tell you if that's true I don't want to hear any more fucking, I don't want to hear any more you know what. What do you call those broads with mustaches and feminists? And they're my body, my choice. The NHL plans to punish unvaccinated players. What are you going to give them, a 10-minute misconduct? More harshly if they test positive.

So they're going to, the unvaccinated players are going to get penalized more harshly if they test positive for the coronavirus as part of a new protocol for the upcoming. Gary Bettman, really? How is this legal? Teams will be able to suspend unvaccinated players without pay if they cannot participate in hockey activities as part of it. This is so fucking evil on so many levels. How it's stirring your dope.

As part of the protocols, according to a person with knowledge of the new rules. Don't you guys get creeped out at how hard they're pushing for everybody to be vaccinated? Just think, ask yourself that question. The person spoke to the Associated Press on condition of anonymity Friday because the protocols had not been announced. Fully vaccinated players will have any COVID-19 positives treated as hockey injuries and still be paid. Yeah, right winger Bill Smith's out with a Chinese virus caught in his lungs.

Coaches and other team staff who closely interact with players are required to be fully vaccinated. Well, that seems fair, doesn't it? I want to thank you guys. Big thanks to all of you people who stepped up yesterday to support the Nick DiPaolo show. Thank you to Frank Sweeney, Dominic Peluso,

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Ohio, Howard Stern, fucking Pennsylvania, David Atterbury, Texas, Matthew Mooney of New Mexico, the Big Zed, New York, and Sean Powell, Florida. Thank you guys so much. Now a word from my friends at Battle Creek at the Kellogg's people. Take it away, Bobby and Assisi. L.A. poll worker ousted for supporting Trump. A Los Angeles area poll worker dressed in clothing, supportive of former President Donald Trump,

was removed from a voting site Tuesday after election officials advised him that his attire was inappropriate and unacceptable. Here's where you see more left-wing dog shit reporting. The unidentified worker was spotted at a polling site in West Hollywood's Plummer Park Community Center. A spokesman for the office of the L.A. County's registrar or quarter slash county clerk told Fox News a photo showed him wearing a Trump 2020 cap and a T-shirt that read,

What up? Where the white bitches at, yo? No, where's Hunter? T-shirt that says, where's Hunter? And Trump 2020 as he sat behind a laptop. Well, well, well. Now, I know in federal elections, you can't do that. But because this is a dog shit article like all the other ones online or in actual publications, and they don't ask the questions, they don't ask why, who, where, what, when. You know, old school reporting. Nothing gets answered.

They just want to let you know that a Trump fan had the nerve to wear this shit while he's working at the polls. In a tweet, the Registrar of the Court's office said he had been released from the voting center. They just want to let you know that, you know, this is their idea of a, you know, election fraud. Based on his

response and reports that other workers had previously counseled him on this, he was released and is no longer working at the voter center, officials said. Well, aren't you tough? Boy, I just did this. The picture acted weird. I got to get out of here before I die. Anyhow, I just wanted to say, why don't you explain to us what the rules are? That was for the recall, right? That was for the recall, by the way. And it looks like Zhurkov himself, the most white privileged male, the ones you Democrats supposedly

hate. He's going to fend off the recall. Gee, I wonder how that happened. Look at this. Look at him. He's an angry bird in a suit. He's heading up to the French laundry to get a handjob from an old fucking Mexican maid while he eats shrimp maskless. But I can see why you didn't want Larry Elder, because this guy has given you tent cities, homeless people shitting in the streets, drug abuse through the, crime through the fucking roof, taxes beyond belief, people leaving in droves, your school systems are some of the worst in the country. So I could see why you so-called liberals would want a

white guy that supposedly you hate as opposed to a black guy. So we found out who the real fucking racists are. You only like black people around election time. And even then you hated Larry Elder. They call them the face of whites. How fucking

dare you? So it looks like he's going to stay in office, I guess. California, I'll tell you, you deserve what you get. It's really sad. Enjoy half a cell in Central America living there, too. That is it for today. I got nothing left. That's it. The world's coming apart. The best comic, in my opinion, on the planet. Him and Louie. Louie.

Him and Louie are my favorite. But Norm, rest in peace. We're all thinking about you and your family. Uh, and, uh, that is it.

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