The Nick DiPaolo Show - Mark Zuckerberg, MD | Nick DiPaolo Show #390

Episode Date: August 6, 2020

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Hey guys, Nick DiPaolo. I'm sure you're like me. You have to be scared at the censorship that's going on for people who think like we do. And by that I mean who are for the truth and not a politically correct left-wing jerk-off. There's very few places you can go. This is one of them, the Nick DiPaolo podcast. If you want to do that, go to nickdip.com. You can sign up there. You can go to patreon.com, become a monthly member. Patreon.com, become a monthly member, and then you get access to over 300 shows I've already done. You get to ask me a question, all kinds of benefits there. And remember, subscribe on YouTube and make sure you stay subscribed because they're actually unsubscribing people. Anyways, that's proof that you need a show like this.

I thank you for your time. So now I want you to enjoy the show. So enjoy. Oh, yeah. Thursday, end of the work week. Bestest week ever in my life. Creepy. Creepy. We'll be dead real soon. What the fuck?

Anybody else? It picked up when I hit 30. I remember from 30 to 40 going, what the fuck was that? And 40 to 50, double that. Again, like water going down a drain, it gets faster as you... Hey, people always go, better than the alternative, huh? How do you know? Maybe being dead's great. Right, Raz? If I can hit by a bus tomorrow, I could be happy as hell. I don't fucking know. No more fucking bills. No more fucking air conditioning guys at my house. Plaster. Never stops. I don't like being an adult. I don't like it. Hey, I want to thank the people who are in the chat room when

we premiere the show at 5 p.m. Eastern time, especially the people that send the super chats because, you know, YouTube fucks with us, so we need all the dough we can get. This one was sent from Silver Manic Attack from yesterday. Nick NIC for president. From yesterday. Nick NIC for president. Big fan. Can't even spell my first name. After 45 to great, meaning Trump.

I don't think I'm qualified. I went to University of Maine. Business administration 2.4. I would not get in that business. But let me tell you something. If I did and those jerk-offs followed me into a restaurant or fucking harassed my family members, I'd be the first president to fucking assassinate a voter. Fucking spray them. Hey, anybody get a suggestion for a good scope for my new AR-15?

Let me know. We'll get a million of them. It's so funny. Everybody's buying guns. You fucking just go on these websites. Out of stock, out of stock, out of stock. You're like, ooh, something's going on. Not sure what it is.

Hey, here's some of my dates, folks. Again, this is barring COVID and all the rules that these fucking politicians are making up by the seat of their pants. September 17th through the 19th, the Plaza Hotel and Casino in Vegas. October 2nd, Jonathan's in a gunk with Maine. October 10th, Stand Up Live, Huntsville, Alabama. October 11th, the Zanies Comedy Club, Nashville, Tennessee. November 19th, the Improv in Raleigh, North Carolina.

That's Raz Country up in there. Hey, we're selling these like hotcakes, I heard. Tommy's two little girls are in the hospital right now. Their fingers are worn off. They have abrasions on their ankles from being chained to a loom. A loom to make mugs? I don't know what he's doing up there. I don't know nothing about making a restaurant.

What's the big story? I think the big story from yesterday is Facebook and Twitter censored a video clip of President Donald Trump's recent interview on Fox News, Fox and Friends, over alleged coronavirus misinformation. Oh, you're the one who decides? Who the fuck are you? Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you to decide what's misinformation?

Which it wasn't, by the way. Oh, my God. And, of course, Twitter follows suit. That cocksucker Jack Dorsey, you know, takes time to start licking balls. Facebook said it removed the video of the interview because President Trump claimed that the children have heightened immunity to coronavirus.

And the last time I checked... You are correct, sir. How else do you explain they don't get it? What, one in a trillion get it? How else do you explain they don't get it? What, one in a trillion get it? How else do you explain that? Do you know why their immune system is brand new? Unlike mine. I bang my shin, the bruise stays there for like a fucking year and a half now.

It's fucking crazy. I work out and I get these. It's not ringworm. It's a half a circle, some type of fungus in my blood. Nobody knows how to kill that, but we're going to fucking take care of COVID-19. They can't even get the goddamn athlete's foot off my arm.

Makes no sense. The Trump campaign stands by this claim, but Facebook disagrees. Who the fuck are you? Who are you? I'm going to say it again. Who the fuck are you? Yeah.

The Trump campaign stands by the claim, but Facebook disagrees and used it as an excuse to prevent American citizens using the same platform from hearing what the president has to say. That's exactly what they're doing. And it's even worse than that. It's more angering. This, despite repeated assurances from Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg that the platform will not censor politicians. Do you believe he said that? Well, I got proof. In a speech at Georgetown University in October 2019, Zuckerberg said this. Long journey towards greater progress requires confronting ideas that challenge us.

Yeah, fuck face. Or we can decide that the cost is simply too great. Nice haircut. And I'm here today because I believe that we must continue to stand for free expression. Oh, is that right? You fucking hypocrite. free expression. Oh, is that right? You fucking hypocrite. Free expression, unless we disagree with it, and unless it's the president that we hate so much.

And can't he get a better haircut? This guy's worth a trillion bucks. What the fuck is that about? He's got that, you know, when you watch Ben-Hur, all the fucking Romans have that stupid, I don't know what you call it caesar do anyways uh this video and they this is why they turned it down facebook said this video includes false claims that a group of people is immune from covid 19 which is a violation of our policies around harmful covid misinformation i gotta believe trump has better sources than you.

Are you working next to Deborah Birx and fucking Fauci? Facebook, who's making that decision? So full of shit. That's how you know it's not about that. Andy Stone said that. He's the Facebook spokesman, and justifying why they took it down, he said that. So, you know, it's in violation of our policies around harmful misinformation. You snotty little bastard. Twitter quickly followed Facebook's lead, taking down the video, which had been posted by an official Trump campaign account shortly after Facebook took action. Do you see what Trump's up against? Not just the mainstream media, every frigging outlet, all of social media now,

the biggest platforms, they're supposed to be neutral. Un-fucking-believable. I just don't know when, why they think they're the arbiters of what's true, what's not. Using the Chinese virus as justification, social media platforms have over the past few months taken unprecedented steps to censor the president and his support in conservative media. Last week, Facebook censored a viral video posted by Breitbart News of an organization of medical professionals.

Remember that one with a woman from Nigeria? America's frontline doctor is holding a press conference on coronavirus along Republican Ralph Norman, South Carolina. They took that down. Other tech giants once again followed Facebook's lead, including Twitter, which deleted Breitbart News post and locked it out of its account for four days. Huh? Do you guys fucking read your history?

Can't you see it, tyranny? We're on the brink of tyranny here. Got Facebook users deciding what's misinformation, and they're going to decide what's hate and everything else. Okay? Un-fucking-believable. Maybe we can park a barge from Russia, a big boat,

right in the San Francisco Bay, or in Zuckerberg's driveway for fucking Google, in the Mr. Pinchar. I don't know what you're talking about. We don't fuck with nobody. It's just his tits, okay, Frank? Let's stay on Twitter.

Twitter Inc. is being investigated by the FTC. That would be the Federal Trade Commission. For alleged privacy violations. Another setback for a company that has struggled in recent years to protect private user data and account security. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger. No, Will Robinson.

Danger. I should just delete mine. My manager insists to keep it up there to plug shit, but I've been shadow banned for years now. That number hasn't moved an inch. I say delete it. Fuck them. Hey, hello to Randy Credico.

I know my buddy watches the show every night. Randy, how you doing? You got an obsession with Steve White's dick? I mean, what's that about? That's a black comedian. Every time I do something like black on this show, that might be a little anti-black. Credico is a far-left nut. That's his comeback.

He's been saying that to me since 1990. What, are you mad because Steve White has a big addiction? Well, you should know, Randy. You can blow on black people for what? Your whole career. The FTC is probing the company, will be twitter for using phone numbers uploaded for security purposes to target people with advertising a potential violation of the 2011 consent decree in which twitter agreed to better perish protect personal data the company said monday and a regulatory filing the probe may lead to a probable loss

of 150 million to 250 million for uh twitter so uh good for you somebody's uh what's that what's that 150 million to jack dorsey what is that like 44 dollars or something please twitter's 2011 settlement with the FTC barred the company for 20 years, 2011 was nine years ago, do the math, from misleading consumers about the extent to which it protects the security, privacy, and confidentiality of non-public consumer information. Do people even give a shit? I mean, we all know by now, right, when you go on these things, they're going to information you know that don't you i mean come on i was on a cell phone once talking about aruba and then i hung up and i went to my computer there's nine

ads for aruba 10 seconds later that's not too creepy so you know how i got them back? I went to latinohousewives.org and I jerked off angrily. .org. The agreement sprang from a 2009 hack of the social media platform that allowed intruders to send out phony messages from any account, among other issues. Under the settlement, the company also had to honor users' privacy choices and face fines of as much as $16,000 per violation of the order in the future. So they're in trouble again. Following the announcement of our quarter two financial results, we received a draft complaint from the FTC, this is Twitter talking, alleging violations of our 2011 consent order. Following standard accounting rules, we included estimated range for settlement. The FTC has been fining big tech platforms in recent years for data lapses, including the recent record $5 billion fine against Facebook. Wouldn't you like to be that rich that somebody can fine you $5 billion?

And Zuckerberg says about Facebook, it was created. He gave this whole spiel. It was created to bring us all close together, exchange of ideas all over the world and shit. No, it wasn't. Do you remember why it was created? To get pussy at Harvard. That's what it was created for. Like I've said, the vagina is responsible for more progress. It's true. I used to have a whole bit about it. That's how the world evolved. Men trying to meet

the expectations and demands of women. And like I said in my bit, if the first two cavemen were gay, we'd still be living in caves. Fucking sitting there blowing each other behind a rock. There's more to that bit. I can't remember. Oh, the other part of the bit was a guy comes home from work, and his wife's all bummed out because she's got 40 dishes to wash and she's too tired to fuck him.

So what's he goes downstairs and invents the dishwasher, brings it back upstairs. He goes, what do you think of that? She's like, that's unbelievable. It washes all the dishes in 20 minutes. Yeah. He goes, now take your pants off and get on top of it. Not a bad bit. 22 years old.

The, uh, where am I anyways? Facebook, uh, settlement. Oh, here we go. The FTC has been fining big tech platforms in recent years for data lapses, including the $5 billion fine against Facebook, and a settlement with Google's YouTube over alleged collection of children's data that included $170 million in fines. You know, I fucking hate the way you make me fucking ride you.

Get the fuck out of here. Twitter confirmed in 2019 that it was using phone numbers provided to the company for security purposes to target those users with Advertising at the time Twitter said those numbers were used inadvertently. Haha your sister's nipples and Added that it did not know how many people were Affected that's what they said at the time you guys anybody believe that I don't fucking believe it for a second If that's a fact tell me am i lying it's not what i wanted son of a bitch forgot my misery

can you imagine can you imagine if fucking fucking right-wingers or Republicans or whatever were in charge of some of these, and they took down something Obama said? Seriously, that would be enough for a civil war. Do you see where it's headed, folks? They want a one-party system, one-party country. You got to see it. Because it's all about power, isn't it, Pelosi? You saggy, ice cream-eating fucking he-she.

Here's what's even creepier. Data isn't just being collected from your phone. It's being used to score you. Who said that? I did. Who the fuck said that? Harvey Rosenfield said it. Who's the slimy little cock-a-doodle-toe cocksucker down here

who just signed his own death warrant? Harvey Rosenfield and Laura Antonini. They said it, Sergeant. Up operating, oh these fucking glasses, operating in the shadows of the online marketplace, specialized tech companies you have likely never heard of are tapping vast troves of our personal data to generate secret surveillance scores.

Digital mugshots of millions of Americans that supposedly predict our future behavior. The firm sells their scoring services to major businesses across the U.S. economy. People with low scores can suffer harsh consequences. You know where they do this in China? They give you like a social rating. They monitor you, like how many times you work out, whatever, if you get caught shoplifting and whatever. And eventually what happens is, right, your score is somewhere on there. When you go in to buy something or whatever, they look your fucking shit up, not knowing you're not knowing you're being surveilled and they turn you down. They won't let you come into a bar like even some of the even in this country, like bars were using it like, you know,

somebody rowdy gets kicked out of a bar and tries to go in, you know, the next weekend of the same. But they look at us. It's fucking creepy, man. same but they look at us it's fucking creepy man uh core logic these are some of the countries and transunion say that scores they peddle to landlords can predict whether a potential tenant will pay the rent on time be able to absorb rent increases or break a lease large employers use Large employees use HireVue, a firm that generates employability score about candidates by analyzing tens of thousands of factors, including person's facial expressions. What the fuck? If you judge me by my facial expression, I would never get a fucking job. I get resting bitch face to the 10th power. Every day somebody goes, what's your problem?

Complete strangers at the supermarket. I heard a guy at a bargain. That guy's a little intense. What the fuck? I'm watching a hockey game. Judging me by my facial expression. Ooh, that guy hasn't looked like he's taking a shit in good year in 10 years don't give him a credit card yeah so high of you it generates an employability score about candidates by analyzing all 10,000 tens of thousands of factors expressions voice intonations i'm fucked again other employees use cornerstone score which considers where a job prospect lives and which web browser they use to judge how successful they will be at their job. Does that make any sense? If that's a fact, tell me,

am I lying? Do you know who predicted all this? Do you know who predicted all this? When the internet was invented and shit and the digital thing, remember the Unabomber Ted Kaczynski? He was a University of Colorado professor. Math genius, psycho. He sent the package and blew up somebody's, you know.

He had a manifesto and shit. But he predicted all this. Saying there'll be no private. He put it all together. There'll be no privacy, he said. Way the fuck back when it first came out. And it's coming true. So I say we let him out.

Give him a job at FedEx. Send some packages to San Francisco. Let them open them. Brand name retailers purchase risk scores. Listen to this. Brand name retailers like TJ Maxx. No, I'm just saying. Listen to this. Brand name retailers like TJ Maxx. No, I'm just saying. Purchase risk scores from retail equation to help make judgments about whether consumers commit fraud when they return goods for refunds. And you don't know this is going on. outside firms such as SIFT to score consumers' overall trustworthiness.

Wireless customers predicted to be less profitable are sometimes forced to endure longer customer service hold times. They'll put you on hold longer based on this little score of your previous history of behavior. This is Chinese, this is Chinese communism. Somebody break up the fucking... You can't go in the pool. Why? Because you've eaten junk food

for the last year and a half. What? Listen to this. Even auto insurers raise premiums based on scores calculated using information from smartphone apps that track driving styles. How do you track a driving style? Good luck with tracking mine. This guy, you can't come into our store that says you do 111 in a school zone twice this week. Large analytics firms monitor whether we are likely to take our medication

based on propensity to refill our prescriptions. Pharmaceutical companies, health care providers, and insurance companies can use those scores to, among other things, match the right patient investment level to the right patients. I don't even know what the fuck that means. But they're snooping. And there's two reasons for it. Surveillance scoring is the product of two trends.

First is the rampant and most unregulated collection of every intimate detail about our lives amassed by the nanosecond from smart smartphones to cars toasters to toys the fire hose this fire hose of data most of which we surrender voluntarily includes our demographics income facial characteristics the sound of our voice our precise location shopping history medical conditions genetic information all this to fucking sell shit to you. It seems like there's a better use for this stuff. I don't know what. Maybe find out where some hot broads live. The fuck? This is what you're doing with it?

Keeping a 10 from shopping at Marshall's? What do you fuck? Shopping at Marshall's? What do you fuck? Yeah, what we read, emails, what apps we use, how long we use them, how often we sleep, exercise, and the like. They didn't put masturbation in there. I would be through the roof. That would be the big, eh, eh, eh.

Tell him to wash his hands before he goes to Hooters. The second trend driving these scores is the arrival of technologies able to instantaneously crunch this data. Exponentially more powerful computers and high-speed communication systems such as 5G, which lead to scoring algorithms that use artificial intelligence to rate all of us in some way. This is getting creepy. The result, automated decisions based on each consumer's unique score that are, as a practical matter, irreversible. Okay?

Right! I did the best I could! What about me? What am I supposed to do? That's because the entire process, the scores themselves, as well as the data upon which they are based, is concealed from us. It is mostly impossible to

know when one has become the casualty of a score, let alone whether a score is inaccurate, outdated, or the product of biased or discriminatory. It's already going on, the algorithms to shut guys like me up online. That's how they fucking shut down Crowder.

There's algorithms based on, you know, oh, he said Reagan three times this week. Whatever. Anyways, discriminatory code programmed by faceless software engineers. There is no appeal here no no no no no no no no yeah but listen to this you know what this is based on this isn't

like new before we had this kind of technology surveillance scoring bears a faint resemblance to credit scoring in the 1960s in that pre pre-computer era, private investigators working for banks, retailers, and insurance companies tailed consumers in scoured newspapers for information about arrests, promotions, sexual orientation, drinking habits, and cleanliness to decide a consumer's creditworthiness. Until Congress established rules in the 1970s giving consumers the right to review and question their credit scores. So now they don't have to do it physically, drive around and follow you. There's a computer chip the size of a half a pube that fucking runs that information in a second.

in a second. Oh my God. Goodness gracious. So those rules were established in the 70s. I guess they're long gone. The tech industry insists that it's every advance improves our lives, but that's a myth. Surveillance scoring enables companies to cloak old school discrimination in an aura of technological infallibility and wonder secret surveillance scores create micro markets in which some consumers are no longer welcome they divide americans into haves and have-nots with the losers regulate uh relegated to the status of second class citizens thought that was very interesting. They're not just collecting it.

I mean, we knew they sell information and shit, but that's bad enough. But now they're going to give you like a social score. That's where it's headed. What does our government watch in China? At least the Democrats are. Yeah. Didn't Biden hear about that when he was over there?

Let's track him. Let's track his phone and shit. You know, you get nothing. It'll be like, he hasn't left the basement in two years. I cannot wait till he's forced out of his mouse hole. Folks, I am so excited about the debates. I cannot wait to watch a fraud shit his adult type. Again, I don't think he's going to be the nominee.

I still don't. How about that? I know you're going to think I'm crazy. And remember, whoever he puts on that ticket is really the president. And I hear it's down to Kamala Harris and Susan Rice. Can you fucking imagine? Trump, you better get out there and start pounding them doors. Susan Rice, who was in on the fucking whole Obamagate thing. Yeah, let's fucking,

no, she's a woman of color. That's the other thing. I like that fucking jerk off Biden. My language is terrible today. Biden, what, what? Eight months ago said, my vice presidential nominee will be a woman of color. That rules out men. That's sexism and rules out white men and women. Boy, sounds like racism. Can you imagine a white nominee? Can you imagine if Trump said, I want a white male?

That's when we'll be equal as far as a, when a white guy can say that, it doesn't turn into a fucking controversy. I want a white guy. Why? Because nothing but white guys have been running this country. We put one black guy in there and he fucked it all up.

That's exaggerating a little bit, but he spied on me. That's coming out too. I will be masturbating with both hands. We get that. I wish. Truth is, I only need four fingers. Listen, ladies and gentlemen.

Real quick. Excuse me. Stay on the tech shit. I'm sorry, folks. This show's kind of weird today. Twitter. Twitter hack the tech shit. I'm sorry, folks. This show's kind of weird today. Twitter hacked Zoom court hearing interrupted by ass-eating porn video. We can't show the clip because it's YouTube, but they were trying to have one of those virtual meetings. And it was about the kid who broke into Twitter

and hacked those accounts, 17 years old. So they're trying to have a meeting about that and they get hacked there in the meeting. And a clip comes up of a black guy eating some guy or woman's ass. I love this country. I love it. Don't you love it?

A judge was forced to suspend the virtual bond hearing of the 17-year-old accused of being the mastermind behind the recent massive Twitter hack. Imagine 17. I can't even fucking open my email, you little fuck, Stane. After several people got into the Zoom meetings posing as CNN and BBC staffers and played loud music and even a porn video, multiple reporters who attended the hearing via Zoom on Wednesday confirmed the incident. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial

and therefore more satisfying in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. That was Biden. Don't just stare at it, eat it. My father used to say that to me at the dinner table when I wouldn't eat my broccoli. Don't just stare at it, eat it.

Shut up, you eat it. Pang, pom, ping. I wish I was big just once, Henry. According to independent security journalist Brian Krebs, oh, he's good, the problem was that the judge and his clerks did not set up the meeting in a way that would mute attendees and prevent them from taking over the screen.

These are features that can be easily set when one creates a Zoom meeting. Graham Clark, 17, is the little genius. He's accused of being the mastermind behind a gang of hackers who socially engineered multiple Twitter employees to take control of an internal tool. The tool allowed them to take over several high-profile Twitter accounts and tweet out a Bitcoin address asking people to send money with improbable promise of sending more money back. Give me the money. Give me the fucking money. You hear me? You hear me? I got to come here and bust my body. Give me the fucking money. You hear me? You hear me? I said come here, bust my body.

Give me the fucking money. A spokesperson for the 13th Judicial Circuit Court of Florida declined to comment and said the court was not able to share the video of the hearing. Well, we had it, but we just can't show it. I mean, come on, YouTube. A little fucking ass eating? How's that different than showing a foodie having a sandwich at a diner or some uh number one there's no silverware hey uh the donaldstuff.com is a major sponsor of the show and as you know uh and they just lowered the prices on most of their shirts and the nick

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I was chatting with him last week. I go, hey, your buddy fucking broke New York City. Busted it in half. I don't know, I don't remember what he said. I think he hung up on me. No, he didn't.

He actually likes de Blasio. He had a picture with de Blasio. Fuck. If I didn't know him so long, I would have said, listen, excuse me, I took a picture with Giuliani in Gracie Mansion, Colin Quinn. We went there on St. Patrick's Day. He got me in. Picture

Giuliani with his arm around me. Never got the picture. Because they looked at it later probably and said, who the fuck is this guy? Guy could be selling drugs on 42nd Street. Tear that up. Never got it. Fucking love Giuliani. Even now, he's a crazy old man. New York City setting up quarantine checkpoints at key entry points along main bridges and tunnels to the city to screen travelers coming from more than 30 states with bad coronavirus outbreaks. Mayor Bill de Blasio said that on Wednesday.

Who said that? De Blasio. Who the fuck said that? Bill Helm something. Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Uncle Toad cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant. Dr. Ted Long, head of New York City's Test and Trace Corps, said that a fifth of all new coronavirus cases in New York City are from out-of-state travelers.

The new agency is deploying teams to Penn Station in the Port Authority bus terminal starting Thursday. Are you fucking kidding me? Everybody that gets off a bus or a train at Penn Station has a fever or Port Authority. Half of them have jaundice. Fucking, you get sick as soon as you get off a bus at Port Authority. Step on a syringe. The new agency, listen to this, Raz, is deploying teams to Penn Station and Port Authority bus terminal starting today. They're checking in on travelers through calls and text messages. And if we can't get through to you on the phone, we've deployed teams that are now knocking on your door and making sure that you're safe.

You fucking believe what? And for you, do your own work, do your own work, do your own work. believe what a... Mr. Producer, you're supposed to remind me we had a clip of de Blasio. I can't. It's at the fucking beginning. I write this shit out for you. Go ahead. So starting today, we're going to do something new

in New York City. We will have checkpoints at key entry points to the city. Travelers coming in from those states will be given information about the quarantine. They will be reminded that it is required, not optional. They'll be reminded that failure to quarantine is a violation of state law. And it comes with serious penalties. In fact, under certain circumstances, the fines can be as high as $10,000. Suck my European ball sack, you communist fuckstain.

$10,000. I dare you. I'm going to drive up there in a truck with about 50 old people. I'm going to smug into New York from nursing homes. They're loaded with COVID. Fucking drop them off at Gracie Mansion. Tell them I'll take a dump on your front lawn, you fucking power-hungry jerk. Do you remember? Do you remember when Trump said he didn't want illegals climbing over the fence? Remember they went berserk?

No, when Obama was in office. What was the joke I had? Raw nerve, one of my specials. Oh, they were pulling over people. They were pulling over illegals asking them for their licenses. You know, ask for identification. This was during Obama.

And who was doing, oh, some police were doing that on the West Coast. And the Obama administration went nuts and all the democrats, that's Nazi Germany, you're asking to see their papers, they don't say a word now

I said how is it Nazi Germany I said I don't remember Jews sneaking into Germany climbing over a fence to get to Auschwitz fucking Germany. Climbing over a fence to get to Auschwitz. Fuck it. And for you, your own work, your own flights, your own cross-stripes. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo,

alongside New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy issued the Joint Travel Advisory in late June, ordering travelers from states with a significant COVID-19 community widespread to self-quarantine for 14 days. The original order applied to only nine states back then,

but now it's... No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. New York had previously stationed enforcement teams from the State Department of Health at the city's major airports to ensure compliance with the advisory. All passengers from incoming flights from states on the advisory are required to fill out a traveler form. Jesus fucking Christ. And what happens to this information

after all this goes away? I guess it doesn't matter anymore because you're already being watched on your phone. Do you think they have enough on us? I just know there's going to be a video that's going to pop up of me jerking off at my computer. I just can feel it. And you know what I'll do?

I'll go, yeah, that's me. Me and a trillion other people. I'm fucking normal. I know I got a sneeze guard on my fucking screen, but that's beside the point. Yes, Raz. That happened to be once at college. What's that?

I was at a porn site and the camera came on and I could see myself like a wife beater. Get the fuck out of here. And I just ducked down like this. You in your dorm room? Yeah. Studying hard, huh? Really?

Remember they said the TVs, there was a certain brand of TV, Japanese, that they, some people actually, the TV was watching them. They found out. That scared me. Every time I went to a hotel and if they had a, I don't know, what was the fucking brand? Mitsubishi. The fucking hotel room had a Mitsubishi.

I'd be jerking off in the closet next to a dirty ironing board. board the city has also partnered with listen to this with hotel train bus and car rental companies requiring anyone booking a stay in new york city to fill out a travel form so the test and trace corps can locate them and monitor travel in isolation long said? Can't wait to get to New York. Fuck you! Fuck you! People who violate the state's order will be subject to fines and a mandatory quarantine, Cuomo said. He said the fines will be $2,000 for the first violation, $5,000 for the second, and up to $10,000 if they cause harm. The Antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. How are you going to enforce that shit? I guess,

like, let's say you pull up to a tunnel or a bridge and they're going to go, what's your destination? What are you doing here in New York City? You know, you know, and if you give them a fake address and name, they got your license plate, right? I don't know.

They're going to call the house. Yeah, I'm meeting Jimmy Jones in the fucking 14th Street. I'm up here to fucking, I'm bringing some guns up from Georgia. Meet a nice black fella in front of the fucking Holiday Inn. Nick, why are they going to be black fella? Okay, a nice Jewish fella selling front of the fucking Holiday Inn. Nick, why'd he give me black fella? Okay, a nice Jewish fella selling guns. How does that sound? Rads, these are the states that can't go to New York City without quarantining.

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Minnesota, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, New Mexico, Nevada, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Puerto Rico, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Washington, Wisconsin. Why don't you just say the whole country, you jerk-offs? Yeah. I mean, what do all these states have in common that are on the list? They border other states. So I'm guessing, you know, somebody from Massachusetts might go into Rhode Island and vice versa. So none of it makes sense. None of it.

My aching stem. More New York City news. Again, more de Blasio damage to the once great city of New York. The police say this. Gang member released without bail commits three more drive-by shootings. Raz, what are you doing with the hood up on the right? That's you on the right. Raz just went, hmm.

Yeah, he doesn't look like a gangbanger. I couldn't be in the gang because I have fucking carpal tunnel. I couldn't make those fucking signs. gang because I have fucking carpal tunnel. I couldn't make those fucking signs. Got the fucking fingers of James Coburn. Remember him at the end of his fucking life? Look at his knuckles. Look at this kid. Wizard!

Anyways. Again, more de Blasio horse shit. A Brooklyn gang member who was released without bail on an attempted murder charge. I'll repeat that. He was in there for attempted murder and was released without bail. More evidence that the legal system is stacked against black people, especially

young males. Bullshit. At least in New York. He went on to commit at least three more drive-by shootings before he was arrested again on Friday. Police said 23-year-old Darius Sutton. Has there ever been a black guy named Darius who didn't get in trouble? Ever? Darius Ruck. Oh, shit. Fucking Raz.

Is he from North Carolina, too? He's a Carolina guy. Darius Ruck. He's a son of a bitch. Come on. You say he didn't get in trouble? Come on, Hootie and the Blowfish. The jury's still... No, I actually, Hootie and the Blowfish. The jury's still... No, I actually liked Hootie and the Blowfish.

That's why I know I'm a... Say that to some hip kid, you know, 22-year-old music lover. Like Darius has got a good voice. So I was corrected on that. A lot of good Darius's out there. But if you look up Razz's, they're all in deep shit.

Police said 23-year-old Darius Sutton was arrested on may 20th in connection with a shooting in east new york apartment building courtyard on may 16th sutton a known member of the bloods gang who also uses the alias bliz micho i went to school the bliz micho was bliz micho was charged with attempted murder assault with intent to cause injury criminal possession of a weapon then he was released without bail later that same friggin day wake up white people probably a jewish judge the brook female, the Brooklyn District Attorney's Office said their only witness had recanted.

That's why they had to let him go. At the time of the arraignment, the sole eyewitness had recanted because stitches get, you know, bitches get stitches in the fucking hood and whatnot. Snitches, I'm sorry, I'm fucking it all up. Long time since I spoke jive. Snitches get stitches.

Bitches get fishes. What? Searching for Bobby's fissure. The feel-good movie of 1988. Anyway, so the guy recounted, the only eyewitness recanted his whatever because he probably was threatened. Prosecutor says Sutton appeared in a hip hop music video uploaded to YouTube. Listen to the name of the song, Crime Rate. He's not only out on bail, he's flouting it.

I don't want to hear how racist the legal system is ever again. I've done stories like this for fucking four years on this show so the song was called crime rate you know who wrote it brooklyn rapper bke's a few days after he was released in may he was on the video um the video praised recent skyrocketing crime rates in New York City. Well, of course it did. There's something wrong with the black man's mind. There's something wrong with his mind. That's what we're celebrating.

There's crime rates going up. Let's make a video. In the song, I'm just going to read this because I love the rapper that was making the video. In the song, rapper Billy Don't Shoot Him. Sounds like a contributor to the show. Billy Don't Shoot Him. Referred to Sutton's alias as Blizz Micho and made a gun with his hand, the New York boy.

So Billy Don't Shoot Him's doing this in the video. And then he says, Micho said, get him. I got him. And made a gun with his hand, the New York Post. So Billy Don't Shoot Him's doing this in the video. And then he says, Micho said get him. I got him. It's country stupid. We're rotting from the inside out. The social fabric that holds us together, it's worn out. Like a pair of Rosie O'Donnell's jeans in the back, just fucking hanging by a cunt hair.

It's over, Johnny. It's over. It's not over! You don't just turn it off, you know? You asked me, I didn't ask you. People coming back from the airport calling us baby killers and all that vile crap. Who would hate to judge me unless they've been there? Love Stallone.

I'd blow him. I'd suck his Italian cock. Nick, don't say that. Federal prosecutor said Sutton has participated in six drive-by shootings this year. Including three that happened between July 13th and July 14th. He was caught by a surveillance camera on April 20th when he came up. You know what's funny? I just did a story how they're collecting all this information on us people who go to work and pay

our taxes so they can sell us shit. You think you might have a little, I know this guy has a car and a cell phone because he does drive-bys and you've been collecting a little information on fucking micho bliz or whatever the fuck his name is so you can sell him more garbage or know where he is isn't that kind of funny oh i guess that's stupid because he wouldn't buy anything he's just going to hold up the store anyways uh he was caught yeah on surveillance camera april 20th when he came up behind a I guess that's stupid because he wouldn't buy anything. He's just going to hold up the store. Anyways, he was caught, yeah, on surveillance camera April 20th when he came up behind a rival gang member and shot him three times in the middle of the day.

The defendant's violent spree over the last year has left at least seven individuals with gunshot wounds. Sutton is facing up to 10 years in prison on federal charges of criminalization of a weapon by a felon he'll do about a month of that court records showed that he was convicted of assault with intent to cause bodily injury in 2015 and was sentenced uh to two years in prison seems like a nice guy you're a real crumbum sorry for the strong language, Micho. I want to thank the contributors since last night

to the show. You guys never disappoint. Fucking love all of you. Sal Logalbo, New York. Billy Tucker, Missouri. Apulmadikaud. Apulmadikaud. That's an African guy. Maryland. Paul Sagnella, Connecticut. Razor Fist gave Nick a shout out. Tennessee. Maria Pascarella, Pennsylvania. Todd Lewis, Texas. Paul Frederick, Georgia. Robert Shaw, Georgia. Christopher Clemmer, Idaho. Steven Rapulo, New York.

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Louis Chisari, Chris Delia, Eric Berry, Rita Marsh, the ghost of Frank Rizzo. All right, the ghost of Frank Rizzo. You're a real crumbum. Right. It goes to Frank Rue. You're a real crumbum. Pete, John Puccia, Joe Saffer, Michael Paul Smith, and Christina Larson. Excellent. That's 10 since yesterday. Thank you, both of you, for the daily contributions.

Yes, Raz? Patreon question. Got a question from Patreon. Daniel, okay. F you. That's not your real fucking name. Let me spell the name for you. Yeah, kill that.

Daniel, here's the last name. I'm sure it's a joke. N-O-F-S-K-O-V-I-T-C-H-D-A-V-I-D-O-V-I-T-S-K-I-J. Wait a minute. Greenland? I'm going to call you Danny B. Nick, you magnificent legend. Wouldn't it suck if Durham didn't get to release the report before biden expired or maybe they are holding it back because they think it'd give joe a heart attack what do you think with kind regards the misanthropic uh eskimo

that means he hates people you know hitler was a, what was the fucking phrase? I never forget it till now. Autodidactic misanthrope, which means self-taught and he hates people. So anyways, I don't know about them releasing the Durham stuff. I heard, I don't know what, I can't remember the reasoning, but I heard months ago they said, no, we're going to hold it till after the election. I'm not sure why. I guess if they dropped it before, it's too transparent and it would backfire on them.

I don't understand. I think that's why they did this. Especially now, if you're trailing, I mean, you pull out all the stops, don't you? Yeah, Biden's name will be in there. I mean, for Christ's sake, he was Obama's vice president. You're going to tell me he didn't know about all the spying in Washington? When's this going to come out? Good question.

Thank you, Daniel. Good question. Thank you, Daniel. Do you guys know who Tommy Lauren is? Sure you do. Smoking hot blonde, conservative. She spells it T-O-M-I, Lauren. Well, anyway, she posted a 14-minute PSA for boyish men. How dare you, young lady. On Monday, political pundit and Fox Nation host and piece of ass,

Tommy Lahren, put out a 14-minute video addressing her and her friends' issues with men. The segment, prefaced as a helpful guide for men entitled psa for boyish men stress that men over the age of 20 across the country well she has strong opinions is what she said super i mean these women range in every body type and every everything i love they're all successful they're all intelligent they're all good people but if all of these women, including myself, are having issues, then I have to think it might not be us. It might be you. Pause. Oh, so all you and your friends are perfect is what you're saying. They're all successful. They're all beautiful. They're probably sixes. Girls that look like that don't hang around with girls that hot. They surround

themselves with a couple of pitbull looking ones. I don't want to dislike her because she's a conservative. And God bugging them. Okay, go ahead, Tom. You said interrupt. It might be men. It might be men. Now, I've often talked about the pussification of America.

I came up with that word, by the way. I talked to my mom about this a lot, and she says, well, maybe it's just the guys in Texas. Maybe it's just the guys in Los Angeles. Maybe it's just the guys... It is not just the guys in Los Angeles, Nashville, Dallas, and it's not... They're not any better than the Midwest.

Quite frankly, I think they're trash all over this country. Pause! Pause! Pause! Jesus. My vagina's angry. It is. It's pissed off. Maybe you're too fussy, sweetheart. For you to look like that, and you're pretty intelligent

until you put this video up. Maybe it's you. I don't disagree with the premise. Guys are boyish slash compared to World War II generations, and I understand some of that. But Jesus, I mean, what? Don't act like your shit doesn't stink. Although I doubt it does.

She sits on the toilet and just like skittles, little pellet skittles fall. Go ahead. Range of about 20 to I think about 55, maybe even 60. A lot of men are trash. A lot of men don't know how to treat women. A lot of men don't know how to really, quite frankly, pull their heads out of the sand and pay attention. So I am going to help you. Pause. Pull their heads out of the sand when you're trying to pick up Arabs. What the fuck? Kind of people are these, Henry.

Delicious. Thank you. I love you. My vagina's angry. It is. She just called all men across the country from ages about, did you say 20 to 60 trash look for the most part when you're talking about dating and shit you know but you really think her life

and i'm talking to heavy girls too here not just. Do you really think her life is as tough as like the cashier at Denny's who weighs 300 pounds? Do you really think she has the same, even a girl who's a six? Do you really think she has struggles? Seriously. The C's part when a broad like that comes in the room. She's not a feminist, although she showed it there. She says she's not a feminist in the fucking article, but don't make me hate you. Oh, God.

Holy shit. I have about seven stories too many today, Raz. Oh, let's do this one. I ended on this one. I'm not sure. But the details of comedian Jeff Ross' alleged relationship with a teenage girl in the early 2000s have gone wide in a new far-ranging piece by Vulture. First of all, it disgusts me that he's this famous. I know him as Jeff Lipschultz.

He was the most average comic. I don't hate him. It's very weird with him. He took an idea of mine a long time ago. I wanted to do animated roasts with historical figures i came up with that years ago he was trying to pitch it last year to somebody or whatever i know he i know where he fucking so i don't know i don't i don't i don't want to say i hate him but um anyways he's 54 years old, allegedly entered into a relationship with a woman named Jessica Radke beginning in 1999 when she was 15 and he was 33. They met at Chuck E. Cheese.

they met at Chuck E. Cheese. Radke, 36, documented the relationship via a public Facebook page she started in September 2019 called I Was 15, He Was 33. Jesus. A little on the nose with that one, aren't you? That boy is a P-I-G pig. According to Vulture, whose piece on Radke and Ross was published Wednesday, Radke's video summary of their relationship went mostly unnoticed until the sexual misconduct allegations against comic Chris D'Elia in June prompted a fellow comic, Pallavi Ganalan, a woman, to tweet,

Ganalen, a woman, to tweet, brace yourself for the 20 plus other prominent men in comedy who have been messaging told him about allegedly dating Ross as a teen writing this is clearly a pattern of behavior jokes at the 2019 Comedy Center roast of Alec Baldwin also alluded to Ross's behavior with Nikki Glaser joking that Jeff gets really hot girls and I just how do you get tens I mean teens I'm sorry I read that wrong she said then Caroline Ray another female comedian said Jeff Ross you're a staple on the roasting circuit and a predator at high school dances Amy Schumer meanwhile told Vulture directly that Jeff is someone who I consider a good friend and I love him. But to be honest, he always has alarmingly young looking girlfriends. Vulture has an additionally seven sources confirming they were aware of Radke's alleged relationship with Ross, including her father, who said he approved of it at the time. So end of story.

End of story. Dad approved. Radke notes Ross took pains to keep their relationship a secret and explain, uh, that he was obsessed with Jerry Seinfeld's four-year-old relationship with Shoshana Lone, Lone Stein in the 90s when the comic was 38 and Lone Stein was 17. I remember that. She used to go to the gym in LA that I went to. Mamma mia,

puppeteer. Jerry, who are these girls? These girls, have you seen them? With their 36 D-cups? I kind of like it it radke's breaking point came when she discovered polaroids of other underage girls while helping ross move which brings me i bet you they were in the couch cushions i am telling you i i went to buy this i'm going to tell you great stuff i went to buy buy a sofa, one of those big eight-piece sectionals in East Boston

from an Italian guy who looked like, you know, a Gambino member. He was older, though, and he had glasses. So I brought my cousin Eric to help me move it. So we're carrying it out. All these Polaroid pictures fall out of the cushions, and it's him with a dildo next to a

prostitute like this. Fucking girl with her fucking, I mean, ugly ones too, with her ass in his face. And he's like, me and my cousin had to put down the couch. We were fucking, my cousin was laughing so fucking hard. And the guy goes like this. He was watching us. He goes, oh my. What kind of a time off?

He goes, oh my. And he stopped picking up. And then I said to him, you scotch guarded this thing, right? God help us. Anyways, so yeah, the Polaroids fell. She saw the Polaroids of him with other underage girls. She says they were not women. Radke says they didn't even have pubic hair.

Maybe they shaved. That's the big thing. Radke was now married, said she saw Ross on and off until she was 22. She has since retained a lawyer, uh-oh, Alex Little for representation and owning to the extension of New York State's Child Victims Act. She has roughly a year to take Ross to civil court. Whoa, boy. Counselor. Counselor.

Jeff Ross said, let me be clear, Ross wrote in a statement posted June 22nd. These disgusting allegations asserted against me are absolutely not true. I have never engaged in any sexual relationship with a minor, he added. He added that he intended to take legal action against Radke as well,

alleging that she was, has mental health issues and accusing her and her husband of harassing him over the years. So I don't know. Watch out because I'm. I don't know. We have a we have a picture of Ross's latest girlfriend.

She's a big fan of my show. Oh, that's one of them. Where's the other one? There she is. Jeff Ross fan, but likes the Tupala podcast. They were seen together at Nobu in Los Angeles. Let's end it tonight real quick. We talked about that explosion, right, in Beirut yesterday.

Well, this is a little follow-up on it. A stunning video recorded Tuesday captures a Lebanese bride in Beirut moments before the massive explosion that killed 135 people and injured thousands, up to 5,000 people injured. The bride in this clip is Isra Sablani, And she's posing for a video when this happened. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Anybody there? Echo! Wow!

Knocked her right off her feet. That happened at my wedding. I didn't tell anybody. Same thing. Mom went off. They reported it on the local news in Westchester. Comedian. Wedding ruined by firecrackers. Anyways, yeah, that was pretty creepy.

Investigators are probing the explosion as a possible negligence and the storage of tons of highly explosive fertilizer in a waterfront warehouse. Don't these people know anything about Tim McVeigh? The government, meanwhile, has ordered the house arrest of several port officials. The health ministry said the blast killed 135 people and injured about 5 000 it was worse the worst single explosion to strike lebanon a country whose history is filled with destruction from a 1975 to 1990 civil war conflicts with israel and periodic terrorist attacks

it's uh it's fucking brutal anyways the guy behind it the guy that owned the uh it was a massive stockpile of fertilizer that exploded and killed at least 135 people and was even described as a floating bomb by the crew of the Russian cargo ship that brought it to the port in the first place. The 2,750 metric tons of ammonia nitrate, ammonium nitrate, the explosive material used in the terror attacks, 1995, Tim McVeigh, that killed 168 people, unexpectedly arrived in Lebanon's capital in 2013, seven years ago, on a cargo ship that was supposed to be heading to Mozambique. The MV Rosas, that's the name of the boat, owned by Russian Igor Gretzky here, instead made an unscheduled stop and was abandoned after the motorcycle-loving businessman went bankrupt, according to the reports. Neither Kabarovsk, a born businessman, nor any of his family have commented about the alleged ties to Beirut. mostly from Russia and Ukraine, and flying under the Moldovan flag,

had immediately sounded the alarm. However, telling Marine expert Mikhail Votenko for a 2014 report that their cargo amounted to a floating bomb, it became an instant legal scandal. However, with several crew, including the captain, stuck on the boat for months after Greshkin abandoned them, according to reports. The owner actually abandoned the vessel and crew. Salary is not paid. Supplies are not purchased. The cargo owner refused the cargo.

Voitenko, the maritime expert, wrote in 2014, they said the ship was a floating bomb and the crew became a hostage on the bomb. Lebanese officials eventually seized the material that year keeping it in a fucking warehouse like morons at the port that exploded Tuesday. Repeated warnings were raised over six years it was stored in there including

just six months ago when inspectors warned that the seized material could blow up all of Beirut. If that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? Badri Dahir, director of General Lebanese Customs, also told broadcast LBCI on Wednesday that Customs had sent six documents to the judiciary warning that the material posed a danger. We requested that it be re-exported, but that did not happen.

We leave it to the experts and those concerned to determine why Dyer did not export the stuff. Ammonium nitrate, an odorless crystalline substance commonly used as fertilizer, is a well-known danger, not just used in terror attacks but also the cause of numerous industrial explosions over the decades remember in texas 20 uh 2013 15 people were killed at a chemical uh at a fertilizer plant and then toulouse france in 2001 31 people were killed by it. The fears were realized Tuesday

when a fire that started at Beirut's Warehouse 9 spread to Warehouse 12 where the ammonium nitrate was stored. The fire's fear had been sparked by welders making repairs while other sources told the APA it may have been started by fireworks. Either way, that shit should not have been

there. Can you imagine? 135 people dead. Why? Because of have been there. Can you imagine? 135 people dead. Why? Because of bureaucracy once again. Government. Right? Fucking layers and layers of garbage. So that is it folks.

That poor lady. How was your wedding? Oh pretty good. We lost about 31 people. I don't know if they lost anybody, but Jesus. They said it was like Nagasaki. I think that's a little bit of an exaggeration. Maybe not. Who am I to say?

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