The Nick DiPaolo Show - McGregor Rips Irish Journalist| Nick Di Paolo Show #1488

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Anti-Trump media lying, Palestinian students shot and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com

🎵 Kiss my ass. Hey, it's the holidays. Take it easy. That's the situation. How are you, folks? Welcome. Welcome back on a Monday. Don't forget, you can catch me on Crowder Wednesday and Thursday night.

Is that right, Dallas? I think I'm doing two nights, I believe. Live, I'll be in the Dallas, Texas area surrounding. Might be Oklahoma. Might be Texas. They tell me not. Could be Arkansas, Pennsylvania. We don't know.

Anyhow, we throw you off the trail. How was your Thanksgiving? Did you put on a few pounds like a bitch? Yeah, I ate like an animal. And you got to. You got to. I'm sorry. Especially when you cook it.

Check out my handiwork. You've probably seen it before. This is all me from scratch. See that, hold on before you hit the plate. See that's that dessert? Okay, that is on the table. This is, luckily we didn't have company. I got to the dessert the night before.

That's an apple cranberry crisp. I'd say it's about 7,100 calories per tablespoon. And yeah, me and the wife got at it. It's the beauty of having no friends. You're like, fuck it, I'll take a dump in the rolls. Nobody's going to see it. Yeah, that's right. And being an adult, as Dallas said, a grown fucking man.

Go ahead. But I did it myself. I love to cook. Those are my cranberry. You'd like that, Dallas. There's a jalapeno in that cranberry sauce. Gravy, turkey, stuffing,

sausage, and green apple. You're working it terrific. See, the thing in the middle, the big cheesy thing, scalloped potatoes. That was the wife's idea.

I'd rather mash, but they were good. Great meal. Scalloped potatoes, if you the wife's idea. I'd rather mash, but they were good. Great meal. Scalloped potatoes, if you have a lactose intolerance, it's brilliant. Three pounds of cheddar cheese. And I made the mistake yesterday, of last night, of going,

ah, I'm kind of snackish. So I eat the scalloped potatoes cold. I don't bother heating them up. It's good. I think that's heating them up. It's good. I think that's how George Floyd clogged his heart. So I ate those. And then I'd say a half hour later, I went in, again, forgetting I'm lactose intolerant. This is a vanilla ice cream.

So I finished that. It was about a bowl's worth. Not even 15 minutes later, it was a stillbirth. I was in such, you people who have lactose intolerance, what that is, if you don't know what it is, dairy, milk like that has natural sugars in it that your body can't break down if you're lactose intolerant. And it just causes a liquidy mess.

And I was, I mean, searing pains, fucking searing. Like not just sharp. I was fucking searing pains. Fucking searing. Like, not just sharp. I was fucking grabbing the couch. Anyways, cut to me. Let's put it this way. People from Nagasaki walked into that bathroom. They would have went, what the fuck? Not again.

Not again. Exactly. Oh, my God, it was horrible. Spray painted the bowl three times within 10 minutes. Okay, that's enough. How to to open are you hungry now folks uh what else real quick uh recapping the weekend alabama auburn again i'm not going to preach how college is so much better than the nfl i'm done preaching if you guys don't want to know you don't want to fucking know but most of you guys are fans of mine or have the same politics you probably do like it uh better than the nfl the nfl is still but i'm just saying there's no fuck michigan ohio state was a killer fans of mine have the same politics. You probably do like it better than the NFL.

The NFL is still, but I'm just saying, it's no fucking, Michigan, Ohio State was a killer. 120,000, 118,000, whatever. Are you shitting me? Unbelievable and a great game. And there was a bunch of other ones. And this weekend coming, you have them playing for conference championships, which helps you get seated in the, what is it, 18th playoff?

No, four. Four. It's still four. Next year's 12th. That's right. So Oregon versus Washington this weekend coming. Georgia, Alabama, are you sucking my ass? Anyways, and the Ice Capades are coming to town.

Yay. Yay. Richard Simmons, they found him. All right, let's get to the, I'm not going to touch the Derek Chauvin thing yet, because there was too much, but you know, there's a documentary out. We all know he got railroaded, and most of you wanted to say that, but you'd be labeled a racist and ruin your career, but we all know. Now there's a documentary out that it's based on fact. That's the difference between the left, right?

You can look the shit up. It's the coroner's report, all the shit. It's going to fucking shock you. I think we'll touch on it tomorrow before I go to the airport working like fucking Springsteen over here. Oh, anyway, let's get let's get let's get right to it. Anti-Trump media, like there's any other kind, caught lying again. Former President Donnie Trump had arrived ahead of kickoff at William Bryce Stadium. It was South Carolina. South Carolina versus Clemson.

And so the media, as they will do, said, I had to search for the one to prove they were lying. But all the stories on TV, he got booed. Here's the first clip. I found this on Drudge, which to this day, I don't know how it went from right wing to Nazi fucking communists. But here's a clip that Drudge put up. Nazi fucking communists. But here's the clip that Drudge put up. I swear to God that's piped in.

I swear on my mother. I swear to God that was fucking voiced over. It's a bunch of people at fucking Drudge go, oh, fucking CNN. I'm telling you. So I'm like, that's bullshit. It's self-care. I know Nikki Haley's from there.

And I can't believe that whore is still in the race. That's why, folks, this is the name of the show today. Again, it's been my theme since I was 11. Don't trust the fucking media on anything. The mainstream media. You know what I'm talking about. ABC, CBS. Do not trust.

I don't give a fuck, especially on race. They've been lying forever. That's why we're in the mess. But on anything, on Trump, on fucking nothing. Here's the clip I found. I had to go to Fox. And believe me, Fox is not as right wing as these assholes say either. Sometimes they get real shy around the truth, especially race. But here's the reception that he really got. Former President Trump took the field to a tremendous applause at the Clemson versus University of South Carolina football game. See, you can see the people cheering.

Here's the difference. Mind you. Okay, he got a rousing round of applause, okay, and Nikki Haley. Please, South Carolina, don't tell me you're that faggy. You're known as the most racist state in the union other than Mississippi. You're not going to vote for an Indian bitch who bad-mouthed Trump

and is just another rhino fucking globalist in a skirt. Fuck her and everything she stands for if you can stand her breath. What? Ah, you know, chili. Chili? No, curry.

Whatever. Stop with the racial shit. I can't help it. I love it. Oh. Should have hit that when I was showing the food. Fucking asshole. Anyways,

do you believe that? And then me and Dallas, I sent Dallas that clip of the cheering, but some reason on YouTube they don't have the cheering today. You pulled it up new, right? No, I pulled it up. The video is all there.

The problem is there's no audio to it. That's what I mean. The video's there. There's no audio. You think that's an accident, folks? Please wake up. That's the level these cocksuckers work at. You fucking people.

They really... You have no idea how to defend a nation. Yeah, we do. We're going to throw the best candidate in jail. We don't know who we're going to put in there. How dare you? He was the best guy around. And he still is.

Stop your nonsense. Anyhow, any fucking he. It's amazing. So we're trying to find it. Like I said today, and and yeah we got the clip with noah then i found one in local savannah news i think it was they show trump and the lady talks over the part while he's getting around and they turn down the background a little bit the audio it's it's fucking stunning they don't even have to hide it because there's so many idiots out there

who still believe this shit anyways let's move's move on, shall we, kids? There are white niggers. Oh! I haven't seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I don't like that kind of talk. By the way, in the second half of the show, I'm going to be talking about Ireland. They show America this week and how to treat the media

when you run into them face-to-face. That accent, and like you said, the Irish are the best at ripping people new assholes. They're poets. You know they are. And that accent just makes it better. So you don't want to miss that. And I'm going to be talking about, you know what? Lefties in Illinois school system. Apparently the lefties, the so-called liberals, they really love George Wallace, the former so-called racist governor who was for segregation. Because I'll tell you what they're going to do with their schools. And it's amazing how they changed the wording on it. So it's all right. That'll be in a reverse of racism. That's exclusively on Mug Club. So join now to get it at nickdip.com. All

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In our reverse the races segment today, three Palestinian college, and again, I'm going to preface this too by going, whatever, three Palestinian college, and again, I'm not, I'm going to preface this, too, by going, whatever. Three Palestinian college students were shot, allegedly, Saturday while walking to a family dinner in Vermont. First of all, what are you doing in Vermont? I'd be following you, too. The fuck are you doing in Vermont?

Are you going to blow up a covered bridge? And Bernie's going to go, I'm telling you, it's not the Jews. I'm the only one up here. Anyways, they were going to dinner to have, you know, they were going to have some baby lamb and Christian blood to wash it down. The victims of a horror, listen to this, and this is out of the Post, out of a horrific bias attack, according to authorities, an Arab-American affair.

Don't you love how this story broke five minutes? Five minutes after it broke, they said they already knew it was a racial attack. Yet they didn't know who the suspect was at that point. But they were already calling it a hate crime. Now, reverse the races. When it's a white victim of black or brown, they never know, right? They never reveal it. You wonder why we're at each other's throats and rotten from the inside out?

At least two of the men, including an Ivy League student at Brown University, were wearing traditional keffa scarves put out by Donna Karan this fall. Ah! You know what? You should be sharp for your fashion sense. Go ahead wear your cuff of shit. Come to this country, well you're from this country, but don't, but don't again assimilate or take on our culture. Stick with your own.

Doesn't really fit the melting pot model does it? And of course, I don't, I'm not saying they deserve to be sure. I'm just saying we haven't got the real story yet. I'll update it. Anyways, they were wearing those scarves when they were wounded. Said Hussam Zomlot, so I'm going to trust a guy named Hussam, head of the Palestinian mission in the United Kingdom. What do we give a fuck? It happened in Vermont. Why are we listening to this jerk off? In the United Kingdom, where you can't go into certain neighborhoods, they're so Arabic. We give a fuck

what you're saying. Ever been over there? It's like this. Durka, Durka, Muhammad Jihad. That's at the airport. Haka Sherpa Sherpa, a bacala.

Zomlot said the three Palestinian men identified by relatives as Hishman Awatani, Tashin Ali Ahmad, and Kinan Abedan Ahmed. Good job. No, that wasn't bad. You'd think I spent some time in fucking Pakistan.

That was pretty good, wasn't it? We're shot last night on the way to family dinner in Berlin. And again, I'm holding my breath for the truth. It's got Smollett written all over it. And I know they got the guy today or last night, a guy, 48-year-old guy named Eaton and whatever. Even if that is true,

talk about a one-off. It's Burlington, Vermont, you know, as opposed to all the Jews that have been fucking being beaten up in New York. And one teacher had to hide in her classroom this past week from her students. Anyways, their crime, listen to how they word this, and this is the so-called right-wing New York Post. Actually, no, it might have been from the English paper. Their crime, wearing the Palestinian keffiyeh, he said, They are critically injured. That's a lie. They're in stable condition. One of them's in the ICU. You see how they do that?

They wouldn't go if that was Jews. Their crime, being Jewish. I haven't seen that, you know. And again, I'm not fucking condoning what happened to these guys, but don't trust the media until the documentary comes out a year from now and you find out it's horseshit. Just like Jussie Smollett. Do you remember the whole country went, oh, that's typical white?

Remember? The media threw it out there right away. It's fucking sickening. No, you don't do that on the way to dinner. Maybe after if you get lactose intolerant. The Arab American Anti-Discrimination Committee, which I was on years ago, kicked off for wearing a cacatapaca Mets hat, said the victims are all 20 years old and identified Awotani as student at Brown. Yeah, we already did this. Abed Alamid at Haverford College. These are as

left wing as my mother's tits. In Pennsylvania. And Ahmad Rashad, receiver for the Vikings in the 80s. No, Ahmad at Trinity University. All three victims survived the initial shooting. However, two of them are currently in ICU. And one of the students has sustained very critical and serious injuries. Well, that has been updated today, so I think he's in ICU. KPTZ did not identify the victims as Palestinian. What? So the local news didn't identify him as Palestinian. Okay.

But Zomlot and Arab American outlets, oh, so Zomlot, the guy, whose first name is Ahmed, and Arab American TV outlets and organizations said they denounced the incident as targeted attack against Palestinians as the Israeli-Hamas war rages. Did you say that? So let me just put it in context. For every one of these, there's been about 200 incidents, not shootings, but fucking Israelis being threatened. Not just threatened.

People have been killed, like stabbed and all sorts of things. There have been a couple stabbings. Yes, there has. And right away, they were trying to equivocate. Remember two days after Israel started bombing, you know, they started equivocating. After reviewing the initial information provided, we have reason to believe this shooting occurred because the victims are Arab. Oh, do you? I want to hear that when the victims are white.

Or Jewish. Or Jewish. But I'm going, yeah, I consider them the same, actually. Because some Jews aren't religious at all, but whatever. I like to hear that once, you fucks. You need to shut the fuck up. You heard that. If people don't like that language, you can go kiss my grits.

Ooh, strong language. We are praying for a full recovery. Allah will help these... No. A full recovery of the victims and we'll stand by to support the families in any way that is needed, said ADC National Executive Director Abed Ayyub. Anybody... Jesus Christ.

These are all the guys that were on the plane that hit the second tower. The surge, listen to this, here comes the big lie. The surge in anti-Arab and anti-Palestinian sentiment

we are experiencing is unprecedented. Fucking outright, outright fucking lie. Outright lie. And you're a piece of shit. The experience, what we're experiencing outright, outright fucking lie. Outright lie. The experience, what we're experiencing as far as anti-Semitism

is unprecedented. That's the fucking facts. How can they do that? Then I put on TV in this protest in March in New York City, all pro-Palestinian. Another example of the hate turning violent. Wait a minute, who started this again?

Who raped and burned babies in ovens, raped women and killed them while they were still having sex with them? Cognitive dissonance. They are intentionally, obviously, ignoring every single bad thing that's ever happened at the hands of a Hamas or any Arab projection to outright fucking just outright lies and yes they got some guy like 48 years old last

name is eaten they didn't have I'm today I'm sure they'll put it all up there I'm sure he had a Trump hat his fucking fucking, you know, and a picture of Richard Nixon and a tattoo of George Bush on his balls and fucking a tattoo of Nancy Reagan on the head of his car. All that shit will come out. I lost the tip of my,

yeah, so again, and that's the theme of today's show folks I get more cynical than you already are I mean don't believe anything you hear or read unless it's on this show did you hear what I said these excuse me hey for those of you guys on mug club right now stick around for the second half of the show everyone else go to nickdip.com and join to get my full show steven crowder's show which is the best and uh a whole lot more you got the hodge twins you You've got Brian Callen and the great Alex Jones on Friday. They've got that undercover team that broke the biggest story two weeks ago in the country. So it's well worth your time to go there. guitar solo Outro Music