The Nick DiPaolo Show - Media Blames Trump for their Covid Ignorance | Nick Di Paolo Show #546

Episode Date: May 26, 2021

Portland rioting over George Floyd. Dems stalk former President Trump. Biden protecting his Chinese friends again.

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Welcome to the big show. Excuse me. God damn these vapes clog my lungs. Back to cigarettes. Fuck stains. Anyways, I'm very excited about the show today. We have a great guest. His name is Kevin McDonald, homeless guy.

Oh, boy, is this great. I have Nick the Pig as a friend. I beg your pardon? You're entitled to shit. I'm entitled to everything. All right, what do you guys want to talk about? I got nothing. How about like SNL and the lib fags going, there's nothing to joke about Biden. No, no, fuck, it's not like there's cartwheels every time he goes down a set of stairs. Can't remember. Keeps putting his fucking shoes in the trunk of his car,

showing up barefoot. Other than that, I mean, there's nothing. Reversing everything that Trump did to make this country great again. Ah, go fuck your mothers. Move to Portland. That's what you should do.

You'd seem right at home there with all the other boy, the angriest fucking city in the country. I remember my agent bringing me an offer to do a club in Portland. I said, fuck that. They can come to me.

Why would I go to that shithole? Meanwhile, they sent the comic home for doing a rape joke. Yeah, send me there. Save the receipt, Delta. Anyways, Portland, police in Portland, that would be Oregon, not Maine, declared a riot Tuesday night, making arrests after rioters smashed windows and threw objects at offices on the one-year anniversary of George Floyd's death, according to authorities.

That's just terrific. We're celebrating his death, huh? And they're fucking throwing shit at the cops. Do you want to go to war? Come on. Do you want to go to war? We'll take you to war, okay? Un-fucking-believable.

Let's say, so is this going to be a national holiday? We're going to, and again, do you know that the fucking ME's report said he died of a drug overdose? But let's forget that, even though do you know that the fucking ME's report said he died of a drug overdose? But let's forget that, even though, you know. That and that he was a felon held a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach. But let's celebrate him. Let's make him our hero.

Not saying he deserved to die the way he did, but let's not make him a fucking hero. I'm sure there's, you know, can't we split the difference? There's got to be something right down the middle, huh? So they're burning down and rioting in Portland, which proves it has nothing to do with George Floyd. It had something to do with Floyd for, I'd say, about 10 minutes. Then it turned into, let's overthrow America. And that's still going on after Biden stealing the fucking election.

I'll say it again. Yeah. Anyways, a crowd of roughly 200 people, many dressed in black, which tells me those are white anarchists or Antifa. Black people, you should be beating the fuck out of them. They gathered outside the city's Multnomah County Justice Center. Quit naming buildings after dead Indians. Some lit a dumpster on fire and tagged the Justice Center with graffiti, while others yelled, burn the building down.

We've got to get tough with these fags. burn the building down. We gotta get tough with these fags. This year, we're going to grab the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus. Some in the crowd also threw frozen water

bottles and eggs at officers along with metal spikes in the road, Portland police said. At one point, fireworks were set off, according to a video posted on Twitter by Portland Mercury News editor Alex Zelensky. I guess we have footage of the pretty fireworks while people were being fucking beaten up and burned. Let's roll that tape. Yay!

Celebrate a felon! Yay! Yay! Those are pretty. All right. Who sets fireworks off when you're rioting? Make up your mind. Do you want a parade or do you want a fucking riot?

Next, we have a marching band and a couple of floats made out of homeless people's teeth. This won the Governor's Award last year. Later, police said the crowd marched to City Hall and broke windows. Around 10 p.m., a riot was declared, they added. Took them, you know, a couple hours to realize it's a riot. It's such fucking... You guys on the left are the dumbest motherfuckers alive.

Marchers later smashed the windows of local businesses, because they deserve it, including Starbucks, I don't have a problem with. And Ruth Chris, I do have a problem with. Good steak, the Oregonian reported. So, you know, again, I hate have a problem with good steak, the Oregonian reported. So, you know, again, I hate to use China as an example, but they know how to do crowd control. You know? Why are we surprised?

We barely arrest these people. I ate a bag of croutons last night. You know, the kind you put on your salad. It had to be seven pounds of salt in them. My fucking head is twice as normal. People, I'm not this fat. I know they always say it when they shake their hands up. They're like, fucking, you don't know. The TV puts 20 pounds on it, so do croutons.

Anyways, why do, we don't, I don't see cops hitting these guys with billy sticks. I don't see dogs. You know, if you're gonna do it, do it the way the Chinese do it. No more riot. All gone. The killing of Floyd set off a wave of protests.

I like how they have to rehash for us. You know, every fucking article. That's another trick by the libs, by the way. They rehash at the end. George Floyd was killed by a white cop when he kneeled on his throat for four and a half weeks. The killing of Floyd set off a wave of protests throughout the United States last year. Hey, thanks for remembering us. Why don't you fucking remind CNN?

With Portland experiencing more, Nick, calm down, more than 100 consecutive nights of riots and demonstrations. You know why? Because there's nothing to do in fucking Portland. Nothing. Shit kickers. Used to be a great state. And then what happened? Liberalism, like cancer, spread from California. It's metastasized, right? It's like a tumor on Nancy Pelosi's fucking balls. Broke off, went up to her armpit. I'm praying.

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it's done in the Capitol building. Ask not what your cunt can do for you, but what you can do for your cunt. I think that was the original. Then Bobby rewrote it. Anyways, and let's stay on a related story. do for you about what you can do for your cunt. I think that was the original. Then Bobby rewrote it. Anyways, and let's stay on a related story because a lot of the big

cities who are, you know, failing miserably because they're run by libs, it's been the case for about 50 years, but New York City paid tribute to George Floyd too like he was Columbus. Let's tear down the Columbus statue and let's put up George Floyd. What more do you need to know about the left? At the National Action Network, that will be NAN, that's run by you know who, Sharpton, on Tuesday, Mayor Bill de Blasio and Reverend Al Sharpton got on their knees, not for sucking dick this time, for nine minutes and 29 seconds to pay tribute to George Floyd who died in Minneapolis. Oh he did? What happened? Did something happen with the cops? Oh, Eric Chauvin knelt on Floyd's neck for that length of time? I didn't even hear about this in the news. Did you? I didn't hear about it.

Let's take a look at de Blasio. Do you really think this is how, if George Floyd came back to life, do you really think he goes, that's how you pay tribute to me? Taking a knee? I found that funny, the NFL players nailing because of George Floyd. Kind of ironic, isn't it? You should be standing straight up. Don't let your knees touch the ground on that day.

That's how I would celebrate. But here's De Blasio can't get enough black meat. At the National Action Network, Mayor De Blasio, Reverend Al Sharpton, and other local leaders kneeled for nine minutes and 29 seconds to honor a life taken in the same amount of time. Try to get my wife to kneel for nine minutes and nine seconds. It takes me nine minutes and 29 seconds to get her to kneel. Anyhow, that's horrible. But de Blasio, look at him. He couldn't be more proud.

You're a crumb creep. I don't like that guy. I don't like that guy, I tell you. You know your friend? I can't sell his contract. I told him no fucking kids. Several activists in New York City and mayoral candidates were arrested during peaceful protests. Why are you being arrested during a peaceful protest? Guess it wasn't that peaceful, huh?

On Tuesday morning, the one-year anniversary of the death of George Floyd. According to the New York Times, so it has to be true, and WPIX-TV in New York City, about ten people were taken into custody in Lower Manhattan Tuesday morning near the Holland Tunnel, where I used to sleep before gigs. Among those taken into custody was mayoral candidate Sean Donovan. I think Colin Quinn was telling me about this guy. That's Brian Regan. That's Brian Regan. Let's take it into custody.

Sean Donovan, the former Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, that would be HUD, under the Obama administration and Obama's former director of the Office of Management and Budget. According to the Times, the demonstrators knelt near the entrance to the tunnel near Canal and Houston Street, and that is pronounced Houston in New York. Everywhere else it's Houston. Houston Street for nine minutes and 29 seconds to pay tribute to Floyd. They were arrested. You know what?

You could have paid tribute by staying on for double what? That would have, you know what I mean? They were arrested for blocking traffic following the demonstration and all went into custody peacefully. It's also been reported that Hawk Newsome, the co-founder of Greater New York Chapter of Black Lives Matter, was also arrested. We don't have a picture of him, do we? Okay, I'll just pretend I'm him. I don't like your jerk-off name.

I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior. And I don't like you, jerk-off. Hey, take it easy. I'm just doing a show here. Quit being a bitch. Keep protesting, asshole. Nobody gets hit. No dogs, no fire hoses. Unbelievable. What the fuck? No law and order. And it's only going to get worse as people are pouring in, as we're looking at, as we're doing this distraction of George Floyd Day, the fucking, the border, the southern border, it looks like the beginning of the Boston Marathon. You get fucking 40,000 people in shorts from 1,900 different countries ready to run over. That's a good fucking reference. I think I'll throw that in my act.

Speaking of protesters and jerk-offs, Antifa, this is from a couple days ago. I didn't get to it. But they always resort to violence, and that's a sign that you're, you know, you're getting beat in the argument. Anyways, real news. That says Michiana, I don't know what that is,

has uncovered security footage showing a local Antifa Democrat nearly running over Republican Congresswoman Jackie Walorski outside of an abortion clinic. Maybe it was her hair that set him off? I don't know. Anyways, in the video, you can see a black Dodge Charger driving through at a high rate of speed as Walosky, who was wearing yellow, starts walking away from a crowd. The driver slams on his brake at the last moment and almost hits the bride. Let's take a look. Here comes the black car on the left. I can't get an umbrella like that to save my life. And look at, oh! Hurry, man. What are you doing? Get out of the road, Jackie.

So that's what they do. They threaten you with violence, and if they disagree with you in many forms. The Antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. On Saturday, May 15th, this is the woman talking, Walosky, whatever the fuck her name is. I don't even care. I joined a group of pro-life Hoosiers in prayer while they gathered peacefully near a South Bend abortion clinic. I was leaving a vehicle traveling quickly down Lincoln Way West, swerved toward the group, and came to an abrupt stop just a few feet away from me. Given the recent increase in threats against members of Congress,

the United States Capitol Police are investigating this incident, but then they'll realize I'm a pro-life, and you'll give the guy a tick if they're not running me over. I stand with my fellow pro-life Hoosiers who work to defend the most vulnerable among us, the unborn. They will not be silenced or intimidated by threats or acts of violence from radical activists. As Americans, we can debate and disagree on fundamental issues, but it's absolutely unacceptable to endanger the lives of others. Yeah, you keep thinking like that.

You keep thinking like that. We're just going to debate, even though the other side's trying to run us over now and they throw shit at us and they burn buildings. We just want to talk. Eventually, you're going to have to put your dukes up. I wish you'd get to it. I'm 59. I'd like to see it.

The vehicle crossed the bike lane into the shoulder where the congresswoman was walking. It's also where many of the pro-life activists walk during business hours. It's strewn with fetuses. No, it's not. R&M has identified the man behind the wheel. Oh, it's our boy Michael Case. This guy. Oh, this guy. I'm going to fucking smash his fucking face in. He's an Antifa activist. When I hear that, I think guys in their 20s. This guy's like fucking my age or older,

who regularly volunteers as an escort. You know what they call it? The pro-life is called a death escort. He escorts people who want to have abortions, women, you know, in case anybody tries to give him a hard time. That's what he does. An escort for women visiting the clinic to get an abortion. RNM also uncovered a Facebook post about the visit in which Case wrote, Jackie needs to learn to stay out of the street. Kind of a funny guy. Case has a history of aggressive behavior towards pro-life activists. RNM previously ran a story about the tactics of the radical pro-abortion volunteers

that you can read right here. Below is a video of Case getting out of his black Dodge Charger, that's right, he's about 60, driving a Dodge Charger, to aggressively threaten a pro-life activist. Let's take a look at the videotape of, again, this is how Antifa debates. Go ahead. Back here at Coward. Oh, Coward. Do you stand for that? Yeah, let's get into it.

Do you want to murder children, sir? Let's get into it. You have a murderous heart, and cowardice is a sign of a sinful heart, murderous heart, sir. You need to repent and believe in Jesus Christ. You need to suck my dick. I'm sorry. He won that one.

That's how I debate. Guys quoting a psalm from Genesis. You're going to suck my dick. Good argument. Good argument. Good argument. Unbelievable. Hey, I'm not a super pro-lifer either, but mother of God, you don't try to run people over with your car and harass them. You need to suck my dick.

I don't think the message got through, pro-liver. Anyways, that struck me as funny, and I give one for the pro-choice people. That's just good fucking fun. Anyways, I'm speaking of wacky Democrats, and, oh, I wanted to play this for Michael Case. I'm a necto, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm a nect Kay. I'm an asshole. I'm an asshole. I'm an asshole. I'm an asshole. I'm an asshole.

I'm an asshole. A-S-S-H-O-L-E. A-S-S-H-O-L-E. I'm an asshole. Anyways, Democrats are still stalking former President Trump. This was big news yesterday. Manhattan's district attorney, who's a jerk-off from Massachusetts originally, marquee, Manhattan's district attorney has convened the grand jury

that is expected to decide whether to indict former President Donald Trump, other executives at his company, or the business itself should prosecutors present the panel with criminal charges, according to two people familiar with the development. Can you imagine this? I despise it with every fiber of my being. He's still going after this bastard. The panel was convened recently and will sit three days a week for six months.

It is likely to hear several matters, not just the Trump case. What? Do you understand? Who makes up this shit? What's more important than the fucking indicting the former president? Oh, then we got this thing over here. Somebody threw a muffin at Kevin. What the fuck? Blinding him. During his term, which is longer than a traditional New York State grand jury assignment, these people said, like others, they spoke on the conditions of anonymity to discuss an ongoing investigation. Generally, special grand juries such as this are convened to participate in long-term matters rather than to hear evidence of crimes charged routinely. The move indicates that District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. investigation of the former president and his business has reached an advanced stage after more than two years.

It suggests too that Vance thinks he has found evidence of a crime, if not by Trump, by someone potentially close to him or by his company. I'm going to go with either Sonny or Sal. Never tell anybody else that Trump does. Vance's investigation is expansive, according to people familiar with the probe. How many times are you going to go after Trump? You guys, he's not even, oh my God, they are so afraid of him. Do you understand they want him in jail so he won't run in 2024?

That's all this is about. They are scared shitless because they know they stole the election. That's all this has to do with. Anyways, people familiar with the pro and public disclosures made during related litigation. His investigators are scrutinizing Trump's business practices before he was president, including whether the value of specific properties in the Trump organization's real estate portfolio were manipulated in a way that defrauded banks and insurance companies and if any tax benefits were obtained legally through unscrupulous asset valuation. Trump said, shut up, mind your

fucking business and shut up. First of all, that's just good business. The left knows so little about capitalism and making money. Remember fucking Rachel Maddow thought she had the big scoop, and it turned out Trump paid all his taxes and shit, and the carpet muncher got very embarrassed? Carpet muncher? What are you fucking? Anyways. They don't even know.

You know how you write off shit, and they go, they have no idea, but they're going to something up. They do believe they have lawyers this jerk off has lawyers under him combing combing literally millions of Trump's business transactions over the years How is that even? The district attorney also is examining the compensation provided to top Trump organization executives, people familiar with the matter. Who are these people?

Who are these people? And why are they familiar with the Trump organization? In a statement issued Tuesday evening, Trump called the seating of the grand jury a continuation of the greatest witch hunt in American history. You are correct, sir. This is purely political, he said, and an effort and an affront, excuse me, to the almost 75 million voters who supported me in the presidential election. And it's being driven by highly partisan Democrat prosecutors, Trump said. Our country is broken. Our elections are rigged, corrupt, and stolen. Our prosecutors are politicized, and I will just have to keep on fighting like I have been for the

last five years. God bless his soul. I am your voice. All righty. Before I go any further, ladies and gentlemen, I want to let you know what I'm doing as far as stand-up. I'll be back on the road in just two weeks. On June 4th and 5th, I'll be at the Comedy Cabana in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Can't wait. Last time I've been in Carolina was Greenville,

and that was years and years ago. That's South Carolina, right? Then I'll be in Dallas, Texas at the Sons of Herman Hall, June 18th and 19th. You can get tickets to all of these shows at nickdip.com and then click on the tour button. That's nickdip.com.

Click on the tour button. I hope to see you guys out there, and we can have a drink or two after the show, and maybe one of you guys can pick up a heavyset coat girl in the coat checker. Why there be coats in June? I don't know. But anyways, I also want to share some recent photos. I love my fans. I really do. That was sent to me from my fans who got Nick DiPaolo show merchandise.

And I want to thank my manager, Tommy, for doing all the legwork on this. Guy is just indefatigable. Something like that. Anyways. This one came from our friend Gordon Haight. That's spelled H-A-I-G-H. Maybe it's even Haight. I don't know.

I don't know why he's pointing that gun at me. And this is my fans. Bet you my wife selected this one. Make a move or play a ball, Joe. Anyways, a great picture. Thank you so much. I had the same gun that looks like a, you know what, 12-gauge Remington all the cops have. Anyways, that's a beautiful picture.

And point that gun towards your wife, not me. Then this one we got from Jason Roberts, who has been supporting this show for a long while now. He was supporting this when it was in black and white in the early 50s. Your political correctness really offends, boy, you're telling them. What's in the cup, fella? He's got his Nick DiPaolo mug, and I like how Tommy tells you, display guy with mug. Nick and Lib. Gee, thanks, Tom.

The fuck am I, Mike Lindell? We only make our coffee mugs from the finest porcelain that I get in Uganda. I have little black kids tied to a machine 14 hours a day without a shit break to make these mugs so I can pass the savings on to you. Anyways, grab yourself a Nick DiPaolo show hat. And I know I have female fans out there.

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Hey, Joe Biden, you know what he's doing? This is my take on it. He's protecting his Chinese friends again. Remember about him in China and the business he was doing with his son and Tony fucking Bobulinski, who spilled the beans on him. Remember, Biden said, me and Hunter never talked on the plane, only they were on the plane for like 11 hours. But they didn't talk, you know. Hunter was doing shadow puppets to keep his dead to pass the time. The Biden administration ended an inquiry

into possible connection between the origins of the novel, oh, we're still calling it the novel coronavirus, and a lab in Wuhan. A CNN report published Tuesday claims.

Can you imagine that? Biden zhi zi, Hunter Biden. What did you say, fella? Biden zhi zi, Hunter Biden. Did you say Joe Biden or Hunter? Biden zhi? Biden. Hunter Biden. Did you say Joe Biden or Hunter? Biden.

Hunter Biden. How about Joe? Biden. Hunter Biden. The State Department launched the previously undisclosed inquiry last fall under President Trump. Remember, Trump came out right at the beginning saying this came from a lab and everybody mocked him. Everybody fucking mocked him. All the other news.

And now you know what they're saying? You know, because the media got it totally wrong. You know what they're saying? It's because Trump politicized it and made it racial. That's why we got it wrong. You people, may you all get cancer of the kidneys. Anyways, inquiry last fall under President Trump. Remember, he was looking into this bill from the lab.

But the effort was shut down this spring. Guess what? Because of concerns about the quality of its work. No, because Donald trump started it oh my how dumb oh that's right it's cnn and you're and your fucking viewers are retarded giant waterhead babies cnn reported uh citing the unnamed sources yeah sure allies of mike pompeo trump secretary of state were looking into the possibility that coronavirus pandemic may have started in a wuhan institute of virology and not in nature not like they said when a bat bit some lady in the ass at the beach and then she had soup and

spit it on her husband and he went to work that was the original story. But after the changeover in administrations, concerns were raised in early 2021 about draft findings of the probe shared with Biden's team, CNN. Yeah, he can't even fucking write his name. What are we doing? What's going on right now? We're still trying to fuck Trump over. Mr. President, go back to sleep. We'll wake you up after Matlock.

The State Department confirmed to CNN that the inquiry had stopped, but said it is continuing to work with other agencies on COVID origin. Really? What do you call it? Transportation? Who are you calling? HUD? Pompeo, now a Fox News contributor, told the network this week he believed the virus originated in a lab and that the China's government was covering it up. No, that doesn't sound like the Chinese. These people are fair and square. Telling me chicken, telling me Cocker Spaniel is chicken for 20 years.

Spaniel is chicken for 20 years. I am confident that we will find that the evidence that we have seen to date is consistent with a lab leak, and I'm convinced that's what we'll see, Pompeo said. If I'm wrong, and this is when it first happened, I hope the Chinese Communist Party will come forward and make a fool of me. And the Chinese said, I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me.

Okay, I come with two chopsticks. I shove up your ass. Two chopsticks? Come over here. Talk to me in the face. Luck of some booty. Luck of some booty. Luck of some booty. Luck of some booty. Luck of some booty. Have you had the luck

of some booty? Oh my God. Over brown rice, I'm telling you. I gotta say something about the coronavirus, you know. Kind of pretty. At least when you're dying, you can look at the x-rays and go, wow. The possibility that the pandemic started because of a laboratory accident has gained renewed interest. See, the right always was on it,

but you know, after a Wall Street Journal report that said three workers at the Wuhan lab were hospitalized in November of 2019, prior to the first reported cases of COVID. Oh, I'm sure they just had the shits from the cafeteria. What a coincidence, huh? We are the most naive. You know, China's been around for what? Fucking 900,000 years. We've been on the block for about five minutes and boy, does it show.

They are playing us like a fucking violin. You know why? Because they play the long game. They're in this to win the whole thing. We're sitting there going, you can't call your dick a pussy. What are you doing? Guns kill people, not cats. That's what we're doing while they're fucking getting their shit together to dominate the world. The State Department's inquiry grew contentious last year as some questioned whether the investigation was part of a Trump administration effort to blame China for the outbreak. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. But now you admit he was right. Okay. He was doing what he should have been doing. Yes, we are blaming China. You know why? Because it started there. In a fucking lab. Everybody knows it, but CNN, MSNBC,

ABC, CBS, the New York, but now you know, once again, Trump is right on the big things that matter. Fucking people. You have no idea how to run a country. CNN. How are they still on TV?

You assholes that sit there and watch that. Watch Don Lemon, fucking Wolf Blitzer, who was born in 1847. CNN quoted one former State Department official as calling the work suspicious as hell. This was when CNN was telling us and putting Trump through the ring for three years about being a Russian agent. You think maybe if we had an eye on the ball, we might have caught this thing? Fuck you and your ugly sisters. maybe if we had an eye on the ball we might have caught this thing fuck you and your ugly sisters suspicious as hell and saying those leading the probe cut out technical experts well it all worked out in the end isn't it you can thank trump for that you can also thank him for the vaccine

okay that biden's trying to take credit for i'm watching again I'm watching a sporting event last night. Baseball game, I forget what city. They're only letting in about 25%. Meanwhile, Texas, meanwhile, for a month now, over a month, we've been packing stadiums in other states with no problem. You know what? So they have to go, we'll do it on June 5th. That way we won't look stupid, you know? If we just go, holy shit, we were wrong.

You fucking people. Nick, who do you mean by you people? I don't know. This coffee is colder than my ass cheeks in February. All right. You know who I like? I'm starting to like more and more. MTG.

Marjorie Taylor Greene. She's my kind of broad. Grabbing that mic like it's a mic. Marjorie Taylor Greene just retweeted a supporter describing Kevin McCarthy, the leader of the House Republicans,

as a moron and a feckless cunt. She retweeted it. Oh, my God. I found my new favorite politician. She deleted the tweet minutes later. Oh, damn you. Then she put Tuesdays.

Am I right? What does that mean? Anybody? Matthew, you're smarter than me. What the fuck does that mean? Doesn't matter. Do we have a, oh, there's the picture of the tweet right there. I can't really read. Thank you. Thank you for seeing the truth and how much I support Israel and stand against the left support for Hamas terrorists. Look, you moron, nobody supported Israel in the recent conflict with Hamas more than MTG.

Her analogy, she mentioned, she mentioned, she did an analogy using the Holocaust as far as us getting vaccinated and shit. Whatever. You really have the balls to get mad because she's doing a Holocaust reference after you've been calling Trump Hitler for the last five years, you fucks. You feckless cunts. Oh, my God, you people fucking ignorant. They argue, they fight like fucking eight-year-old kids who get caught with a hand in a cookie jar. Oh, my God. So anyways, feckless cunts.

She retweeted it. The House minority came as he and other Republicans. By the way, he is a lightweight. What's his name? Kevin? Yeah, Kevin McCarthy. He's the one who's renting a room from Frank Lutz. You know, the pollster who turns out to be a total phony.

Anyways, they're best friends. Other party leaders like Mitch McConnell condemned Greene. Let me tell you something. If Mitch McConnell condemned it, I'm all for it. The freshman congresswoman from Georgia for repeatedly comparing those who don't like COVID restrictions to victims of the Holocaust. Marjorie is wrong in her intentional decision to compare the horrors of the Holocaust with wearing masks is appalling. Oh, I'm sorry. That was McCarthy that said that. I was doing a great Mitch McConnell. That was McCarthy on Tuesday. The Holocaust is the greatest atrocity committed in history.

The fact that this needs to be stated today is deeply troubling. And when they told Marjorie Taylor Greene that he said that, she said this. Shut your fucking mouth! No problem, John. Shut the fuck up, you cunt!

She had a deep voice. I like that, too. Kind of smoky. Let me be clear. The House Republican conference condemns this language, he added. Yeah, we get it. Mitch McConnell, Senator of the Minority Leader, called the comments outrageous. Reprehensible. Has anybody seen my chin? I think I left it in the ladies room. Anyways, jerk off here, called her comments outrageous and reprehensible. Here's the difference between the Dems and the Republicans. They stay together. He should have come out and did this. Thumbs up emoji.

It was reprehensible. It was outrageous. Stop getting cocky. Yeah, Mitch. The fresh round of condemnation for a member of their own party came after she compared company mandating vaccinations to Nazis forcing Jews to wear a yellow star during the Holocaust. And last week, she compared House Speaker Nancy Pelosi enforcing House masking rules to the Holocaust. She's just trying to make up for what you guys have been doing.

You guys throw around Hitler and Nazis like it's fucking nothing. She's trolling you and she's winning. You go, Marjorie. I fucking knew I liked her. Her first campaign, she was running for whatever, senator or fucking congresswoman. She's holding an AR-15. You know what Mitch McConnell was holding? A black cock. You know, we can look back at a time in history where people were told to wear a gold star and they were definitely treated like second-class citizens,

so much so that they were put in trains and taken to gas chambers in Nazi Germany, Green said. And this is exactly the type of abuse that Nancy... Pelosi is talking about. Amen. Maybe a little over the top as far as the analogy goes, but you know what? Since you control the media and social media and everything else,

and you're steamrolling the Republic, I stand up for anybody who shows a little bit of fight. Mitch McConnell must be the greatest politician in the history of the Senate to be such a fucking jagoff and still be there for what? He came in in what? 1837. This goes right along with it, okay? This is why people get so excited. This was a meme or something online that I found very, very important. Put that up there, killer. It didn't start with gas chambers. It started with one party controlling the media, one party controlling the message, one party deciding what is truth, one party censoring speech and silencing opposition,

what is truth, one party censoring speech and silencing opposition, one party dividing citizens into us and them and calling on their supporters to harass them. It started when good people turned a blind eye and let it happen. Does it sound familiar, folks? Who controls the media? Who's controlling the message? Who has us at each other's throats? Does any of this ring a bell? Who's harassing who at restaurants and shit?

Do you see where it's headed? Can you wake the fuck up? I'm busy. I got shit to do. But you get out there and start swinging at people. There's a roller derby thing on. I got to tape. Anyways.

Don't you think that was pretty well put? I wonder who put that up there. I doubt it was, I doubt it was Adam Schiff. I doubt it was Nancy Pelosi. I got to thank you people

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this show is going to be in a lot more platforms, right? So sit tight. You're going to have an app. You can watch it when you're on your phone, you know, getting hit with rocks from Antifa. It'll be great. Let's get back to the news. Here's a guy who's the definition of a left-wing political hack.

I mean the definition of a hack. First of all, he's small as the state itself. Rhode Island rep full of kosher baloney, Nick wrote. Disgraceful partisan hack dem. Rep David Cicilline, or I say, the Italians would say Cicilline, told a nice fat lie about his colleagues and how they feel about the Jewish people. He's just, somebody asked him about anti-Semitism, you know, running through his party or whatever, and he can just look into the camera, even with what's going on in the Middle East,

and every celebrity and every Ilhan Omar fan and Tlaib and all the other fucking terrorists in the Democrat Party, you know, shitting on Israel every day in the paper, this cocksucker can look into the camera and say, no, it's really the Republicans' fault, but let's listen to this midget. public involved but uh... uh... you know you know you know let's listen to this midget

top are you concerned about uh... democrat any democrats and their own issues or past comments that quite a bit and uh... a lot of more from minnesota playing on anti-semitic troops but i think i was going to apologize for that uh... almost immediately uh... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i I think Congresswoman Omar apologized for that almost immediately. Pause. You know, I see. She apologized for that almost immediately.

I'm sure you'd say that if Trump said something about black people. He apologized for it almost immediately. We'll let it go. Do you understand that you suck at what you do for a living? Take the lifts out of your shoes and go back to the circus. Okay, roll it. out of your shoes and go back to the circus. Okay, roll it.

No evidence whatsoever in the Democratic caucus or in the Democratic Party of anti-Semitism at all. He's lying. Go ahead. That's it? No evidence whatsoever, he says, huh? No evidence of anti-Semitism in that party. You have a wormy cocksucker, you know that? Take the Women's March, for example. And I remember this. Initially, it looked like a Trump protest movement and then an effort to raise awareness of the hashtag MeToo movement

and gender inequality. In reality, blaming the Jews for societal ills was an integral part of the founding mothers who got together. You know, it was it was Tlaib and they got together with the women from CARE, C-A-I-R, you know, that fucking anti-Semitic group to put this Women's Day together. The founding mothers got together to organize the first march as detailed in a tablet magazine. At subsequent events around the country, Jewish feminists were

excluded, even banned from marching with their progressive sisters. And that jerk-off's on TV saying, no, it's not us who hates Jews. Hates Jews? Hates Jews! How can you say that when you have Tlaib and fucking Omar, just those two alone, not even throwing in AOC who

couldn't find the Middle East, you know, on the map if they drew it on her delicious tits. Why don't we just say this about those kids. In 2017, and again in March of this year, Democratic Rep. Betty McCollum. Oh, she's good. Democrat, Minnesota. Betty, yeah, Moe Howard called. He wants the fucking hair back. Anyways, Debbie McCollum proposed promoting human rights for Palestinian children living under Israeli military occupation.

That's the Occupation Act, H.R. 2047. I really feel strong that we would never talk about that. The bill's stated purpose is to make sure United States funds do not support military detention, abuse or ill treatment or interrogation of Palestinians. The 2018 midterm elections resulted not in only a democratic takeover of the House of Reps and a strong leftward tilt, especially among new members, that would be the squad, but a more openly anti-Semitic attitude with it. For example, first-time Congresswoman, I can't believe we have to call her that, reps Omar and Tlaib, two American-hating, men-hating lesbians. I mean, Ilhan Omar married her fucking brother. Tlaib hasn't seen a dick since she was looking in the middle school in Illinois somewhere. Back to the show. They've used social media to propagate anti-Semitic tropes to advance their policy goals. They, along with McCollum, are also openly supportive of the boycott, divestment, and

sanctions movement. That's BDS. Okay? So that's about as anti-Jew as you can get, in my opinion. Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you. Reps Omar and Tlaib, meanwhile, have been busy beyond supporting BDS. Earlier this summer, they refused to join Rep Steny Hoyer. This is a guy in their Democratic delegation to Israel.

Instead, demanded that they go on their own because they're lovers. Yum, yum, hummus. Instead, demanded that they go on their own because they're lovers. Yum, yum, hummus. They wanted to go on their own trip to Israel, sponsored by an anti-Semitic organization called MIFTA. I had to get out of that. When denied that possibility by the government of Israel,

there was some back and forth. Israel was trying to be nice and say, you know, to come to a compromise for Tlaib to visit her grandmother, which she eventually rejected because she's a hateful anti-Semite. Tlaib and Omar opted to share a disgusting cartoon by an artist with a track record for inflammatory anti-Jewish images,

as well as sharing the side of events at a press conference which included known anti-Semites to bolster their position as victims, of course. Do we have the cartoon? There you go. There you go. But, you know, there's no anti-Semitism in the Democrat Party. Hello, Ikebond! Hello, Ikebond! Hello, Ikebond! Hello, Ikebond!

Hello, Ikebond! Hello, Ikebond! Open a snack bar! Open a snack bar! Can you imagine Trump putting something out there like that? Can you imagine? But as Mr. Chichilin has said, there's no anti-Semites. It's all the Republicans.

May you die in a head-on collision with your children in your lap. Oh, that's ridiculous, Nick. You can't do that. You can't. All right, let's do some sports. You can't. You can't do that. You can't. All right, let's do some sports. You know, poor Zingas, the big white guy for the Knicks, big, big-ass cracker. He's like a seven-footer.

NBA, find him. Oh, he's a former Knick. Excuse me. I don't follow the NBA. There's too much white hate in it. They find him, the former Knicks star, and current Mavericks forward. This guy is making, I did that, it was like $30 million a year. He be white.

Anyways, the league fined him $50,000 for what, Nick? Visiting a Los Angeles gentleman's club to look at broads like this. I got my doo-doo. Look at that. Anyways. According to ESPN, a violation of the league's COVID-19 protocol that in part prohibits players

from visiting bars, clubs, and lounges. Oh, my God. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. You guys are so far behind. The punishment raised some eyebrows considering, get this, NBA golden boy and Chinese dick sucker and Lakers star LeBron James

was not fined for violating the league's COVID-19 protocol by attending a promotional event for a tequila company last week. So he gets off scot-free. I'm black, y'all, and I'm black, y'all, and I'm blacker than black, and I'm black, y'all. So he gets off scot-free. Now let's prepare ourselves for the bullshit statement from the NBA. While we understand the inclination to compare this incident to protocol violations by other players, including LeBron James, those facts are very different. This guy's black and he likes China.

We're not going to fucking touch him, they said. No, they said they're very different. The league said in a statement to the athletic, whatever that is, LeBron briefly attended an outdoor event related to an individual commercial activity. So there could be no spreading of COVID. Where everyone was either required to be vaccinated, I want you to listen carefully, or return a negative COVID test. Because poor Zingas was vaccinated against the coronavirus, I'll repeat, he was vaccinated, the 26-year-old will not miss any playoff games against the Clippers or be required to quarantine. Well, then why are you fining him?

Do you fucking believe this? You couldn't just go, look, man, you broke protocol, but since you're vaccinated. No, he'd be white. Medical experts in the league consulted, oh, they consulted medical experts, said Porzingis being at the club did not create risks related to the spread of covet 19 but let's fucking hit him in the wallet anyways again it's like a five dollar bill to him but that's not the point which is in line with the studies from the

center for disease control and we know how sharp and accurate they've been the last year and a half in prevention that show that vaccines are effective in preventing virus transmissions. James, 36, listen carefully, has not said whether he has been vaccinated or not. And when asked about that, the NBA said... So to sum up, white guy who's been vaccinated gets fined 50 grand for going to a titty bar after the CDC said, you know, anybody vaccinated is fine.

Black guy who loves China, our foe, whether the Bidens believe it or not, goes to an event. Oh, it's for tequila. It was a small gathering outside. And, you know, who doesn't, we don't knowquila. It was a small gathering outside. Who doesn't, we don't know if he's vaccinated or not. He gets off. So again, I want to hear how racist this country is against black people.

Oh, God. Thank God I'm almost done. I got one brewing. Oh, that's like a fourth cup of coffee. Oh, get the teeth of a fucking hillbilly. Finally tonight, do you remember actress Ellen Page?

You know, Juno. I think it was a movie. That's Ellen Page. Little cutie pie, huh? She looks different now. Don't put it up yet. I can't put, I can't, she looks different now. I can't put my finger on it and I'm not sure I want to anymore. This is what she looks like now. That's her. You heard me. You heard me. That is her.

do you fucking believe this she wanted to be a 20 year old guy with AIDS that's the look she was going for I think she nailed it I think she did it because A she was a hooah B she was a hooah where are those tits

at what dumpster Alan Page Where are those tits? At what dumpster? Ellen Page from the movie Juno, which I didn't see. Heard it was a hoop and a hip. She's now a fucking 19-year-old boy. She's actually a cute girl. Usually it's a girl, right, who kind of looks like a guy. Am I wrong here? And again, I don't want to make fun of this. I'd hate to. I was making fun of it. My wife goes,

how'd you like to wake up feeling the way you do? You know, putting on men's clothes like I do this morning, but you're a woman. I said, I try your panties on every time you leave the house. You leave the house. No. Anyways, that's her. That's him. That's it. Ah, the homosexuals.

Whoa, whoa, easy now. Don't blend everybody in together. Anyways, anyways. Look, I'm getting the Chinese virus. Anyways, that is the show, ladies and gentlemen. Again, thank you for contributing. Don't forget thecomicsgym.com, nickdip.com. Click on my tour dates.

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