The Nick DiPaolo Show - Media Ignores Slaughter of White Woman | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1789

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Chipocalypse in Chiraq, Hyundai Busted Bigly, Media Buries a Train Murder, Dodgers Heartbreak, A Phillies Karen, and What Privilege Means! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

BORNANI-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W. You goddamn guineas really make me laugh. Oh, thank you. How are you, folks? Welcome to the live lineup. The only place where you can watch my full show free and all these other great shows that are scrolling by right there.

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He came up with something on the pocket fisherman it was called in. Sounds dirty. Today I'll be talking about Trump put up a funny meme that, like Dallas said, he leans into it as far as trolling the other side. And I just, we don't deserve him. I think Gutfeld said, and I agree.

Also, a big bust by the Fed. as far as deporting people who were here illegally. I think it was a Hyundai factory. Also, the media buries a story about race, and it's disgusting. This is so, not even they call it tragic. It's so grotesque, this murder. You all know what I'm talking about.

I didn't even want to touch it. Because we try to, this isn't completely a comedy show. It's a new, but this is too big to ignore. But it's been going on for, Forever. People are acting like it's the first time the mainstream media has ignored a story that puts black people in a bad light. It's been going on forever. But this one is so blatant and so great, it sticks out. Also, I've got a little bit of sports news, a what we call a Karen, as they say, made a real scene in a Phillies game. And I was going to ignore that, too. I'm like, oh, for the love of Christ, I'm sick of talking about. these girls with Pete Rose's haircut and thick glasses. But she went viral for being a real a-hole. And any time we can make a Karen look like an hour.

And by the way, Karen's not the main problem with the world. You're on the internet. You know, for every Karen, you have 12 ayesha starting to brawl at the fucking smokehouse. Couldn't think a waffle house. Anyway, smokehouse is, by the way, that wasn't racist. That's the name of place where they have great barbecue. That's not horrible. So, yeah, that was that.

Real quick, college football, real quick. I'll go over, I think it's the top 25. Clemson over Troy by 11. They were down by a couple of scores. Well, that's my point. They struggled with Troy. Eighth. They ranked eighth Clemson.

And then, Missouri over KU, Tennessee, played eastern Tennessee, which will never happen again. Half to East and Tennessee went home and spinal cord neck thing braces and wheelchairs. 72 to 17. Ole Miss over Kentucky. That was a good one. Ole Miss is ranked 20th.

Georgia Tech smoked G. Weber. They put out, you major in grilling. What the fuck? I've even heard. Wisconsin. I thought this was the top 20, you fucks. Florida, number 13, Florida. This was the big upset of the weekend.

Or maybe not. University of Southern Florida, 18 to 16, where they walk off field goal, I think, right, to win it? So Florida was 13th. This was at Florida. And this Southern Florida team, they beat Boise State last weekend, who was ranked in the top 25. So that's their first two games beating ranked teams. And that's a huge campus, by the day. That's not a little school people think about.

Then you got to Arkansas, okay, I just happen to go to this page. only I could find a college football results that don't have like the top 20 who gives the fuck about Cal and Texas Southern what the fuck Utah number 25 over Cal Poly Slow that used to be my punchline when I made fun of colleges that nobody knew it's Virginia graduated what that's Virginia graduated that's right

that's right okay they got hot chicks there I'll give you that much Number 10, South Carolina. Smoke South Carolina State. Am I reading this wrong? Who'd Miami beat 45 to 3? Bethune. Oh, Bethune Cookman.

I thought it was BC, because that's what it says. What the fuck? Anyways, why are they giving me these odd games? Nobody cares. Oh, Army beat Kansas State. I was saving that game. It's the only result I didn't have. I just pork myself.

Arizona State University, upset by Mississippi State. A lot of you guys don't care, but that's because you're gay. Nebraska, 68 nothing over that powerhouse, Akron. Van Die of a Vividge. Michigan beat. Michigan number 13 lost to number 18, Oklahoma, 2413. Boston College and double overtime. I watch this one.

What a fun game that was. 4240, BC lost double overtime, and they deserve to win. And Dallas's team, that all-girls, team Auburn, 42 to 3 over that powerhouse ball steak. LSU, their third LSU over Louisiana Tech. Have you ever fucking South Carolina, USC 59, they're not even ranked, who cares? Bama 73 against that, you know, that venerable powerhouse, U.L. Mon, I don't even know what What is it? What is it?

Louisiana Monroe. That's right. Uh, nobody cares about the rest of these. Sorry, folks. There was no rhyme or reason to those scores. They had every division, fucking blind schools, girl schools. Your sister's a baccala. Anyways.

Dried cod. That was gross. What did I do? I don't know. Of course, I go for a walk on Sunday, like a power walk, and I'm a mile from my car, and the sky opens up, and there's lightning. I'm hiding under trees.

That's always good. Especially here. You can't get away from the tree. I'm using them because the trees are so thick here. It's like an umbrella. I'm not even getting weapon. I'm seeing lightning a foot away going, eh. Anyways, let's get to it.

it. Chipocalypse Now, folks. I see this thing on the internet. Put it up, Dells. I see this thing and I go, oh, somebody did a funny meme about Trump, you know? Oh, he put it up

on true social. How do you not love this guy? If you guys are familiar, there was a great movie called Pauocalypse Now and Robert Deval played, it wasn't Kurtz, right? No, that was the other one. anyways he played a fucking war-loving colonel uh and that big quote was i love this oh i'm gonna show

it to you but trump puts up i love the smell of deportations in the morning it's gotta be you know it's a young guy that has to be yeah somebody else doing that yeah maybe even don junior going do it dad put this up uh anyways he goes schick ah or baron oh barrett yeah uh chicago about to find out why it's called the Department of War. As you know, he changed Department of Defense and Department of War, which it used to be, by the way. That was the original name of it.

But I laughed my ass off. I go, hey, this is clever. And then I saw it was on his fucking thing. And go, oh, my God. He is a funny prick. Anyways, I'll show you the actual scene. You guys, if you're my age, you know the movie. I love the smell of nature.

pump in the morning. You know one time we had a hail bomb for 12 hours when it was all over I walked up? Smell! You know that gasoline smelled the whole hill. It smelled like victory. Trump goes that's me. I'm surprised he didn't take his shirt off and put that hat on Trump. Imagine his big tits hanging out in belly. Oh my God. I love the smell of the nap on him.

Deportations. Anyways, I thought that was, he's such a colorful character. And they're going to lie about him in history. If the libs ever went out in the law, they won't even put his picture up in the wire. I swear to God. I don't even have to tell you, guys.

The hatred for him is so irrational. It's fucking scary. Anyways, so that was that. I forgot to tell you the Red Sox. Yeah, drop two or three to fucking diamond back. We always get these teams that stink, but we catch them as they go, hey, they've won their last seven out of eight, and then they slap us around. Anyways, this is, next headline is more fake news.

More fake news. Trump went to the U.S. open. Again, people make a big stink. It could be in my backyard. I go, you know, whatever. I wouldn't even know about it. The only time I liked it was when Bobby Riggs was playing Billy Jean King back in the 70s.

That was a big thing. Battle of the Sexes. He was 108, of course. She was like 40, you know. And then Macaro, I used to watch. him against be on board. That was a fucking. Macaro would curse out the loud, ugly American over in London going, you fucking kidding me? Then McEnroe got his own, you guys don't remember because it lasted five minutes.

He got his own late night talk show, like everybody. It was the law in the 80s, or 90s, I should say. And he wanted me to be his first comedian, but they didn't want to pay me. I said, suck a dick. And I go to my man and tell him to suck a dick. He will find that funny. It's Macaro. My man, it's like, he won't even get the message. I always say that to my agents when I get fired. I got fired from DirecTV. I was on vacation in like a Ruba, and they go, he has to be here tomorrow morning by, oh, he's fired.

And I go to my, I told my agent, my radio agent. I go, Tony, if you don't, if I find out you don't tell him this, I will fire you too. Tell them to go fuck their mothers. I don't know if you ever delivered the, That was the phone call. I'm in a jeep with my wife. I felt like Gordon Gecko, big shot.

Fuck it. And then we went home and she goes, what are we going to do? I go, I don't know. I can learn to sew, bowl. I'll make money. I'll cover. So Trump goes to the U.S. Open. And if you read the internet, all the left-wing douchebag said he'd get boo.

First of all, I want to tell you this. Excuse me. I don't know if it was the Tennis Federation or whoever told the networks. and I'm going to take this apart the only way Nick DePala could take it apart. They said, do not broadcast him getting chaired or booed.

First of all, how can you, why are you telling us that? But I saw through that right away because they couldn't say, if they just went, you know they hate Trump. They couldn't say, don't show him getting cheered. So they try to make it look balanced.

Don't show him getting booed either. that's my and I'm right on I don't give his shit you could go that's it I am right on the fucking money that's how they play because they couldn't come out and go just don't show him getting chaired because that would get out so they try to make it and and then after he appeared we'll show you in a second you know you would have thought from all the lib shit online that they said he'd get booed and blah blah I didn't I didn't hear did you hear Boeing here show this Sounds like a nice round of applause to me. Don't they show him?

Oh, yeah, there he is. Yeah, a lot of booing. Boo sounds like this. Boo! I was hoping they were going to cut to Trump, and he was going to have his shirt off and have that hat on from Apocalypse. They love them.

And that's in Queens, folks. No, where was it? It was it? It was a Queens, right? It's in New York, U.S. Open, isn't it? I don't give a fuck if I don't know. It's tennis. Which is a great sport. I'm not saying, you know.

Matter of fact, if I was young, I had great lateral movement. I was very quick, but I played a men's sport. Anyways. Okay. Anyways, the point is, he got a nice warm reception in New York City

watch I'll get a million letters it was in London no it wasn't that's what the U.S. Open is every year Queens flushing something like that anyhow a bunch of celebs go there too a bunch of Mama Luke's and they were pissed they were pissed because

Trump went which meant a ton of security all kinds of checkpoints and shit and I'm reading in the article it's going and even Ben Stiller and mentioned Deborah Why can I never

remember her name? Grace Will and Gray? What? Thank you. Deborah Messing from Willing Grace and named all these liberal fucks. They had to wait in line like everybody else

and ooh. They were pissed. Suck it. Anyways, that didn't sound like Boostom. me. Bottom line is people love the guy, and why wouldn't they? He's doing stuff like this. Hyundai busted bigly. Roughly 300 zipperhead work. What? Cut. I didn't, who? Roughly 300 South Korean workers who were arrested at a massive ice raid at a Hyundai mega plant in Georgia last week, that's this

state, will be flown back home on a, now this is dangerous. They said on in one of those those hot air balloon things. They're going to try to put them all in one, Trump said? Flown back on a chartered flight after the Korean government struck a deal with the Trump administration on Sunday. Sounds like we won that way. What kind of deal is that?

Right. Trump's like, no, all of them. Not a few. Wah. She even had the fried voice. Ladies, will you stop with that shit? You know, I understand when 14-year-old girls are doing it, and I've been complaining for years.

You don't even know who you are as a person. I was told Paris Hilton started that. It makes sense. She used to talk like that when she was really fair. Why are you doing that? You see, like, I see commercials with dentists, grown women, and they're doing the Friday. Do you think that makes you sound more intelligent?

What are you fucking doing? everybody wants to be somebody else white girls dancing to fucking rap oh Nick you sound old I hated it when I was 12 fuck off it's garbage except for Snoop Snoop's fucking got a nice voice there's a Rick Ross I like to

but I'm just saying most of it's garbage as Christopher on the soprano said yeah some ignorant poetry with a fucking drum beeper ignorant ditsoon poetry Oh, come on, man. Anyways, back to the story. Negotiations for the release of the detained workers have been concluded after Swift's responses

by the relevant ministries, business agencies, and companies, South Korean presidential chief of staff. Kang Hun Sick. That's why he know at work. He no work. He's sick. Keenhus sick, said in a statement. By the way, I think they reversed.

His real name, you know. A total of, you know, they do the first name comes last and vice versa. And again, they don't know what they're doing. They make shitty furniture that collapses when your fat uncle sits on. A total of 475 people were detained during the raid, at least 300 of whom are believed to be Korean nationals. This is a big bust. Why would anybody have a problem with it?

Now, are you going to tell me these are jobs Americans won't do? do? They won't work in a factory at a hundred. They, bullshit. Bole fucking chat. I'll just show you some footage to prove Trump's doing what he promised. Here they are at the thing, the factory in Georgia, busting people.

All yours. Video filmed inside the plan shows armed homeland security agents executing a search warrant Thursday. We need construction to cease immediately. We need all work to end on the site right now. Officers can be seen outside, rounding up hundreds of workers in yellow vests. Nearly 500 people were arrested. The majority were South Korean nationals. U.S. officials said all had either entered the country illegally, overstayed their visas, or were not authorized to work. Yeah, well, I believe my government, because Donald Trump's running it.

How about that? The Asians, the Koreans weren't happy, though. They were fighting among each other, they said. I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay.

I come with two chopsticks. Come over here. Talk to me in the face. Like a somebody. That was a South Korean vice president fighting with one of the parliament guys. You know, that's just right up the street. Yes. It's close, right?

How close? 30 minutes? Shit, we should have covered it. Yeah, it was a footballer. Remember. Remember my slogan, right? I report and I disobeyed. report and I decide and I decide what I'm going to cover did you guys even the NFL last night

real quick before I forget you know I'm more of a college guy but don't get me wrong I still watch anything but did you guys see that Ravens game last night with the bills at Buffalo and it was a you know kind of a repeat of whatever the last year's aFC championship Josh Allen who was the MVP last year versus number two Lamar Jackson finished second in the voting it could went either way last year, in my opinion. Did you guys watch that last night? Instant classic. I can't even, I'll just sum it up.

Ravens were up by 15 with four minutes left in the game and they lost. That's all I'm going to say. You guys can Google the high. I can't even remember. The fucking lead changed about eight times. Derek Henry was running over. People had over 175 yards, two, three touchdown. And then he fumbles late in the game that set up this whole comeback.

and Ufa and the and the bills the bills have a kicker because their kickers hurt they bring in some guy Prater who I remember I think I was 11 when he was in the league he's 41 years old

he was literally kicking around he was just kicking at high schools to stay in shape not on the high school teams at the facilities to stay in shape in case his phone rang and it did and the bills call him and this guy takes a red eye I think the night before or whatever so he doesn't

even know half his teammates on the bills. He got there like less than 24 hours ago. And can you imagine you're on the sideline? It's your first game. You want to impress you new fans. But the fucking pressure, I don't care if it's a chip shot. He comes in, gets the winning field goal. They carry him off on his shoulders like he's Rudy.

And he's like, for Christ's sake, I don't have Down syndrome. I've been doing this for a while. The Hyundai Mega Plant is still under construction and is part of a collaboration between the automaker and LG Energy Solution to produce batteries for electric vehicles. And, you know, I don't think there's a real demand for that shit anymore because the whole new Green Deal shit was grabbed by its balls

and shown for what fucking scam it is. And people want gas-guzzling oil-burning machines. Throw me into that mix. I'm not saying, and I am, electric vehicle, that's a great idea, but not at the expense of our economy. You know I mean? You've got to ease them in.

Remember Biden, what did they spend? I don't know how many billions, and they ended up, there was like four places where you could plug your car in. One of them was like Biden's garage. I'm a fucking idiot. Anyways, LG Energy Solution claimed that many of its employees

who had been detained during the raid had various visas or were operating under a visa waiver program. In July, South Korea had cut a tariff deal with Mr. Trump administration bowing to invest $350 billion. Hey, have we got a ruling on the tariff situation yet? I don't think so. In the United States, so they agreed they were going to invest $350 billion in the U.S. and buy some $100 billion worth of American energy in exchange for lower duties, lower tariffs.

Isn't that terrific? U.S. immigration and customs enforcement, that would be ICE. If I read that again, I'm going to cut my fucking... Why do you think they call it ICE, folks? Ice released footage on Saturday, showing vehicles driving

up to the mega plant and a swarm of federal agents lining up workers outside and shooting three of them. Good night, everybody, and good luck. ICE alleged that some of the workers had either entered the country illegally, they alleged, I had expired visas

or possessed visas that restricted them from working. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. But that's not picking cherries and fucking watermelons and shit. That's factory work. You know, I mean, all the big lies being exposed. Hell, I could be working there.

It's right up just a half hour from here. you don't know after I bomb out in Salt Lake City cut to me in a pair of overalls grease all over my face I can blow torch they have a quota they have a quota they want to they want to deport at least 3,000 people a day is what I read online which sounds about right right see and that includes everybody for you people are going they said they were only going to do the you grab them where you can because you have sanctuary cities hiding them it's hard to grab the fucking bad ones because that's where they go to hide you schmuckos so grab the other one i don't give a shit i don't care if they're they have 12 kids and they're working a job i don't give a shit my buddy uh that works uh with homeless security said that they're deputizing a ton of people because of the order. And a lot of people are being offered bonuses to come out of retirement to go back on the streets

to start pulling them. Oh, I wonder if people are doing it. God, I wouldn't, I mean, after retiring from that type of work, I'll be like, I'm all right. But that makes sense. I mean, if you're going to, you know, if the quote is $3,000 a day, you're going to need some help.

Are you not? I hope Trump runs a third term. Well, he can't do that. He can do anything you want. The guy loves the smell of deportations. What does deportation smell like, anyway? I think it's the opposite. You don't smell somebody cooking raccoon in the apartment next door.

Yeah. You know, Chihuahua. Yeah, I don't know what it smells like. But that didn't even make sense, but it was so full. funny. I hope he does want with a shirt on. All right, let's move on to whatever's next. There are white niggers.

I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. In our reverse this races segment, a 23 old woman was stabbed to death. This is, even for all the crime and all the shit, the shocking stuff that happens every day in this

country, this one, I was laying in bed thinking about it. That this is somebody's daughter, aunt. And they have to see this. Of course, and I'm glad they did. They don't show the actual stabbing itself, but they show right up to right before it happens.

And a 23-0 woman was stabbed to death on a Charlotte train. That's Charlotte, North Carolina, over two weeks ago. Now officials with the Charlotte Area Transit System, that's cats, have released surveillance footage from the incident. So this happened a month ago, whatever,

and the footage was just released this weekend. On Friday, August 22nd, Irene Zerutska boarded the cat's blue line and sat in an aisle seat in front of De Carlos Brown. Video footage shows that she was wearing headphones and the two,

and people are giving her shit. First of all, you don't sit with your back to a guy like that. First of all, she survived a war-torn country. So, I mean, you know what I mean? And I understand, look, I'm so-called racist because I prejudged since I was in fourth grade. I saw my teacher and I go, oh, God, she's going to be an asshole.

She's old. And I was right. I was right. Anyways, you know, I mean, the girl's just living life, mine than her business. but anyways footage shows that she was wearing headphones, the two had no interaction according to the ABC affiliate

WSOC. The train why do they have to say that? They had no interaction according to but we saw it unless they're saying maybe on the train platform they had intro but we saw there was no interaction. The train was en route to the

East West Boulevard station and there were many passengers on board excuse me I also made a prediction about a year ago when I connect through Charlotte a lot and I said to my late great buddy Zuck

oh this is a wild no I said it to Colin because it was less like a year ago a year and a half ago I said when it kicks off the race war it's gonna kick off

in Charlotte I see too many like real fucking you know street hoods and like I don't know white people

who ain't playing games and it's kind of you know that's what I do I take it in at the airport and it looks like I don't know just one beating away from a fucking it would kick off there and I Christ it could have

if white people had any balls it would have kicked off during the ride Brown that's the suspect unprovoked pulled out a knife and stab Zeruchka to death after the attack

video shows Brown walking to another end of the train removing his hoodie because he was covered in blood several passengers rushed to help Zerutska, did they? I saw them standing here when he was walking by with a bunch of blood dripping. That's what I saw.

Anyways, here's the video. And again, I'm glad, and obviously, for respect out of the family, they stop it. But this is the most sickening. You don't even have to see the actual stabbing to make it sick to your stomach. This fucking scumbag. We'll get to his record in a second.

Watch this. and I see too many girls still wearing headphones at night and jogging and look at him now he's going to make a career decision should I kill this white bitch or not that's what he's thinking takes out his knife

opens it okay can you imagine But here's the most interesting take from the whole story. And even Elon Musk put this up. Look at the media coverage analysis. See, Elon's like in shock because he doesn't have time to follow it like I have been my whole life and you guys at home have been as far as the double standard,

as far as how race has been covered in this country by a fucking, chicken shit, Marxist media. I don't give a fuck. Here's the media coverage analysis. Zero AP stories, and they are APs as liberal as it gets. Zero PBS stories on this deadly attack. Zero New York Times stories.

Zero NPR stories. Zero Wall Street Journal stories. Zero BBC stories. Zero CNN stories on this attack. Zero Woppo stories on this deadly attack. That would be the Washington Post. Zero Rooters. Reuters.

I went to school a Dolly Rooter. Zero Reuters story on this deadly death. Zero MSNBC stories on that. Really? MSC, they didn't have a... Really? You know what? So there you go.

And this is why I have the segment call reverse the races because this double standard's been going on forever. If they ever coveted equally the crime in this country and shit, they would have had a race war. It would have been over. Absolutely. It's white cowardice. It's somebody's agenda to keep black and white people hating each other.

I don't want to say who that is, but I know there's a lot of people that would agree me. I don't want to go there yet. Look at this piece of garbage. Matt, okay, I'll show you who had a big involvement in letting this guy back on the street. Magistrate Judge Teresa Stokes.

Look at, she has the word judge in her title. She looks like a fucking freshman in Howard University. Fresh off a campus, I'm sure, filled with white money. And remember, But Biden said it's white supremacy.

That's the problem. And you don't think she gobbled it up and shit? So that's Teresa Stokes, who released 14-time criminal DeCarlos Brown Jr. And you think his race had anything to do with her releasing him? I'll say it again. I don't give a fuck. I'll say it again. And again, yes, I'll have to preface it.

Not all people of color. I mean, you get the hodge. There's plenty of people who see it the way it is. Now, even more since Trump took, and I'm speaking out, thank God. But there's still much more that see it like her. They can't be impartial. They can't be. I don't want them on a jury.

And that goes for a gay women, too, or gay people. They have a problem with being impartial. Boy, you sound like a real racist and misogynist and homophiles. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to get a tattoo right here that says both. I've only been fucking right my whole life. Not proud of it, just saying.

Anyways, she had a big, she's the reason that scumbag is a, she's also, listen to this, the director of operations at second chance services. Second chance. Does it say anything about 13th and 14 chances? Second? Yeah. Are you dog styling me, Teresa? A. Stokes, who hates white people, that's all they doing.

And there's some people online going, the Jews, this is the Jews' bio weapon, the N-word, against white people. And I just go like this, not touching it, but anyhow. Look at her. They hate us. Not all of them. I know. I already said that. And it doesn't have to be a street-level thug to hate you.

Trust me. They could be making a half million dollars of you. They hate your fucking guts. uh anyways she's director of at second chance service a mental health and uh addiction clinic in north carolina so you should know about mental health and addiction yet you put this douchebag on the street why isn't she in jail now and who she works for and this is what we're going to start doing start arresting judges it's very easy to look at the paperwork and go who's responsible and then the judges go well the laws don't let us you know we can't just grab people

are mentally ill and throw them into you know they have to go voluntarily then somebody asked at the end does this judge release violent criminals into her treatment center to get paid by a government contract investigate this racket I think that was Pam Bondi or somebody that said that actually can you can you imagine? Can you imagine? Again, reverse the races. I know we call a double and triple standards all of it, but just picture it. Picture footage and you can't show me one. If there's so many racists like Biden said in this country, so you'd see that a million times a day because we outnumber black people by a ton. If we were one-eighth as racist as Biden said we were,

you'd be seeing shit like that every day with the white guy being a perpetrator and the black victim. It's fucking disgusting. That's somebody's daughter, sister, mother. Her life snuffed out. She's looking at her phone on a train, minding in her own business. And it's not just this guy. You see all the, you know, when they reform bail, all that shit.

They're just sicken people. on us like pit bulls go get them that's no exaggeration folks I don't know when the shit's really going to hit the fan and we're going to hit the fan anyways we got some nice egg salad recipes coming up in the next segment

and we're going to have a fat woman on who makes her own clothes all right Well done. You understand this, this, what is it, I don't know what it is? Looks like Rich Voss. Look, he's playing softball in the back yard. He's really rubbing it in.

He's looking into the camera like he knows the owner's going to watch this of that farm and go, look what I'm doing. Was there a buffet right there? there? Oh my God, I love that clip. He couldn't have been happier that thing. It was like Joy Bay Howard and Domino's. Let's move on to Heartbreak. Lighten up with some sports stories, huh? I know if you guys, you know, this is a great time of the year, folks. It's coming up. You got, you know, hockey's going to start in about a month. You already got the college football going on in NFL, baseball, baseball playoffs. And, of course,

us, girls lacrosse, gay people's bad mitten, and midget bowling. It's all coming. It's October. One out away from history, the Los Angeles Dodge has found a new low. I guess they hit a little patch of bad luck, the Dodgers, which shows you how tough it is, because they have a lineup that's worse about, I don't know, it's bigger than the gross domestic product of like 11 countries in NATO. the pitcher for the dodge is

Yoshinibu Yamoto Yamamoto was putting the finishing touches on a historic masterpiece getting to two outs in the ninth inning without allowing a hit before Jackson Holiday and what pisses me off, the guy spells

Holiday with two else. Doesn't even deserve to be in the league. And what? What's the matter of you? What's the matter with you? Well, that's how my mother spelled it. It's in my mother's wallet. It's on her security. Jackson Holiday lofted. Lofted?

Who wrote this? A gay guy? Lofted a cut. No, he drove it into the stand you, dinkweed. Lofted a cutter that sneaked over. Well, it did sneak over the right field fence. But I wouldn't say lofted. Anyways, the point is the guy's an out away from a no-hitter.

And we'll show you his heart getting broken because it's fun. In the air, right field hit deep back at the wall. Pah his turns in one. Watches it go. Oh, God. There goes the no-hitter. Jackson Holliday breaks up the no-hitter with a two-out solo home run. And then they went on to get a walk-off hit to win it or whatever.

And it reminded me, because I'm such an old fella, in the 70s, I think 70s, Red Sox had a pitcher named Rick Wise. We got him from the Milwaukee Brewers. and he was throwing a no-hitter against the Milwaukee Brewers, his old team for the Red Sox, two out in the ninth, I believe, and a Red Sock, I don't feel it was two Red Sox. Anyways, he gave up a home run

in the bottom of the knife with two outs to tie the game, one, one, and then the next guy, I said who the guy was to, Bobby Darwin, I want to say. He either tied it. He was a former Red Sox ended up, the next guy up hits another shot, so he loses the no one. winner in the game. That's why there is no God.

I don't believe in God. God wouldn't let that happen. You want me to believe God is looking down on 9-11 because he's all knowing, right? Doesn't that mean he knows what's going to happen? Doesn't he plan people? You're going to tell him he's looking down and watching a husband kiss the wife and kids goodbye because he's going on a business trip, you know, checking into the plane at Logan. He's going to watch that?

Somebody help me understand that. and then I'll head to church for a couple weeks. Anyways, the Orioles sprung a late two-out rally against Relieva, Blake, Trane, and Tanner Scott, who combined to cough up the team's fifth loss in a row. That's hard to do when you have a lineup worth $6 trillion. A four-free loss ended on a Manuel Riber's walk-off single, extinguishing whatever momentum the sliding champions hoped to have mustered.

Oh, well. that's what they should have played over the speakers when he gave it up that's another thing you could add to sports that have a ball with oh my god what do we got make me a sandwich make me a fucking sandwich in our make me a sandwich

tonight the segment the Furious Phillies fan I had to show this I didn't want to because I just had it I was tired The furious Philly fan who coerced a father to hand over baseball he had grabbed for his young son, had no regrets about her actions as fans gave her grief in the aftermath of the stunning scene Friday in Miami against the Marlins. The female fan flipped off fans in her area after she demanded the ball from the father, clearly not caring how others viewed the situation as she felt entitled to the ball. she also got in the face of a fan in an Eagles jersey who was not pleased about what had unfolded

only in Philly can football fans be starting shit at a baseball game I love Philly oh my God but as you can see by your glasses and again it's a Nick DiPaolo theory if you got those horn-rimmed glasses and you're a woman

and you have the haircut like I said of you got those elf sideburns You know, the pointy ones that scream, I hate Dick. You can just look at her. No, she's a C. Sorry, I had to say it. She reminds me of fucking Elizabeth Warren

without the Indian blood. From behind, she looks like a Newt Gingrich transitioning. I understand. But let's show you the video, and I'll explain my take. It might surprise you. Go ahead. Here's the home run. There's the guy running over, grabbing the ball,

as you're supposed to do. Hands it. grabs this kid. Pause, right there. It's all right. Did you see? All right. Showing it again?

Okay, hold. Right there. What kind of reaction is that for a grown man? In front of your son and your wife? What the fuck was that? Yeah. It looked like a gay guy seen a nice pair of tits.

What the hell is that? Ew. Now, that's a tell. Let me explain my situation here. My take. I'm not going to defend her, but I'm not sure. We can't see when he reaches

down, and I thought I saw him do this motion. We can't see if she had the ball in her hand. There might be other angles I haven't seen, and I could be totally wrong. So I'm not totally sure that she's lying, that she, I don't, first of all, I'm not even sure she said she had it because all the explanations after said she thought because it was near her seats, it's her ball, which based on that haircut and those glasses

and those jeans, she probably did believe that. She doesn't look like an avid sports fan. And in her world, you know, the world of left-wing safe spaces and all that shit, that's her space. No white's head straight male is going to grab anything. from her. But like I said, they both reached down. So I don't know. And what makes me even more skeptical is his reaction. To me, that was an overreaction. Like, what are you doing here? Like, he knew he did something bad. I don't know. I can't believe I'm even partially defending

this broad. I'm not. I'm just saying, I don't know. But this is not the right reaction. It's like college football. I told you. I see Oklahoma. score a touchdown against Texas and they cut to like three college kids with no shirts on and they go like this. I have a bit about that. What the fuck is that? Did your uncle do that in World War II

when he saw a nip coming over the hill? I'm in a jab. Can I clean it up? You know what I'm saying? That is not the what is this? He literally did this. And then to reinforce his unmanhood he gives the ball he takes it out of his son's glove

do we show that or no he takes it out of and gives it to her oh my there are no real men left if there was ever a time where a guy could just push a girl over the seats and watch her tumble

look at this thing again angry at the world angry at the world because she's unfuckable the Nick Tappalo theory unfuckable in Philly unfuckable in Philly you understand

Stam, Philly guy's not that choosy. I saw one stick his dick and a cheese steak at 3 a. Honest to God, we love the Philly guys. It's crazy. Look at her, though. You look at her, and I think somebody, I think the guy in the Eagles shirt yelled at her. You fucking whew.

Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. Anyways. Here's what the dad says. I pretty much just wanted her to go away. Feltwell, his last name was, told NBC10 Philly on Saturday. Feltwell, who also brought his daughter to, that was a very unfilly gesture you did,

who also brought his daughter to the game, explained what happened from his perspective. She was in the seat behind, he told NBC10. I don't know if she was standing up, maybe, but I was watching the ball from almost the bat to where it went into that seat. and kind of jumbled around. So he's saying it landed in a seat in front of her, I guess, right?

And I was already going in, and coincidentally, as soon as I was going in, it stopped in one spot, and I just picked it up. So, you know, the woman yelled, that's my ball, which a chick like that would, because she doesn't know the rules. She lives in a, you know, we're going to hold hands and sing kumbaya world

and claim the ball was stolen from her seat, even though the seat was empty, according to Feltwell. Lincoln, so she thought, oh my God, this is hilarious. Lincoln said he wasn't very happy. He had to give up the ball, but the Phillies tried to make things right. Bader, that's the guy who hit the home run, met with Lincoln, the kid after the game and gave him a sign bat. Rumors say she was fired from her job, I read online, but I don't know if that's true or not.

But I have a problem with this, too. I have a problem with a lot of this, folks. First of all, I understand it's the right thing to do. If you're a grown up and you get a baseball, foul ball, and there's a little kid next guy, I understand that. But there's no loss saying you have to do that. I'm watching a game last year at Fenway. Some guy gets a ball, foul ball,

and there's like a little black or Hispanic kid, like three feet away. And everybody, all the white jerkoffs, you know, the ones at Martha's Vineyard type, they're all yelling to say, give it to him, give it to him. And how do you know he doesn't have a nephew at home or a kid or whatever? What is this a law, not, you don't have to do that if you don't want to. Don't assume that he doesn't have care. Do you see what I'm saying?

It's just another case of virtue signaling, run amok. You know what I do? I have fantasies. I go to the game. I get a foul ball and there's a kid in a wheelchair and I'm teasing him with it. Nothing, Dallas? That was hilarious. Get it.

Get it. Go ahead. No, I'm just saying. It's just virtue signaling. When somebody hands a ball to the little kid, they know they're on camera. Look at me. Look what I did. Anyways, and this here.

So this kid got disappointed because his dad didn't handle it the right way. But does that mean he gets to frigging, my dad would have been, you know what, son, life's a real kick in the balls. First of all, he wouldn't have handed the ball back. And how do I know that? In the 70s. Was that a baseball game with my dad and my brother? Tiger's Red Sox. McCullough. Still remember it. Google it. Fowl ball on our side. We're on third base side of first base. I can't remember. I remember clanging heads with a kid walking down. I had the, you know, this helmet you used to buy? We banged heads. His came off. Somebody spilled a drink. My dad reaches down between his feet. He's got the baseball. And we're all celebrating me, my brother, my dad. And the guy next to us after about five minutes goes to my father. At least you could do is buy my son, another coke. And my dad just went.

Just like that. I'll love him. He goes. That's all he did. Can you imagine? Picture my dad or your dad or your dad's at home doing this. That's the only reason I was suspect at what he did. Because he overacted there.

Like, why are you here? She's like, you know why I'm here, bitch. And he gave her the ball. Oh, my God, did you disappoint your son? he's going to go to school and all your fucking his friends are going your dad's a pussy anyways

that's enough then that kid took that bat and hit the girl his sister right on the ass with it they didn't show that all right it's enough for today I thought that was a great show I covered all the garbage in this world

I don't know that's all I got oh I'm going on the road hey oh Jesus you're right this is my last week of enjoyment. I'll wake up Monday morning next week with a lump

in my throat going, oh. And again, it doesn't seem like big you, look, it's only because I'm my age, and I'm doing it 38 years. September 18th, which is a week from this Thursday. I'll be at hyenas in Dallas, right after I'm on Crowder, Wednesday and Thursday

morning, Thursday night. I'll do that. And then the next night, September 19th, and the night after that, the 20th, I'll be at Wise Guy. Salt, like said, Utah. Excuse me. Come on out because I don't know how much longer I'll do this. I'm starting to take up the clarinet.

October 3rd, Arlington Draft House, Arlington, Virginia. And then October 16, Zanies in Nashville, Tennessee. And if you want to support this podcast, it was going great guns. Go to the merchandise page and buy something nice for the wife. You know, it's your 25th anniversary. Get her a hoodie. That'll make her moist. Anyways, that's it.

You guys think it? I'll say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow. Have a good rest of the day. Hi. Good night, everybody. I kill you. I kill you right now. Kill me. I'm right here. Kill me. Okay. I come with two chopsticks. I shove up your hands. Come over here. Talk to me in the place. Like a son, boo.

You fucking whore. Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. You know, I'm going to be able to be. We're going to be.