The Nick DiPaolo Show - Mexico Hands Over Drug Kingpins | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1778

Episode Date: August 13, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Mexico Handing Over Cartel Members, Texas Dems Lose, Blackbeard Bunnies, DC’s DEI Police Chief Chokes, Kohberger Losing Sleep and A Lottery Winner Kicks Cop!  Watc...h Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Starting point is 00:00:00 B. M. M. M. M. B. M. A
Starting point is 00:00:07 Bhop. M. M. M. M. M. You get nothing. You get nothing! You lose!
Starting point is 00:00:43 That's Trump talking to the media and everybody else. He's destroying just, I can't believe how thorough the beating is, never mind winning by a landslide, but not missing. It's turning every stone over. They must have had a list a thousand miles long and said, we are doing every bit of this. And if anybody doesn't back me, get out now, it is, I mean, Colbert's folding and, you know, fucking Kimmel's probably.
Starting point is 00:01:13 be on the deck, and it's just a wet dream. I didn't think it could happen. Don't worry, they're not going to go down without trying to steal something or do something stupid, but I'm just saying, what a beating they're taking. That's what happens when you listen to AOC for the last four years. Take some young stupid bartender from BU, radical idiot who say she's from the Bronx
Starting point is 00:01:37 and grows up in a rich white neighborhood next to where I had my house in New York. yeah follow that person then Bernie's still out there fucking Bernie I just give him credit where's he getting this energy and then I like I said it's amazing I said this in my act
Starting point is 00:01:54 yeah people go where's you get the energy yeah well when you sleep on your parents' couch till you're 45 you tend to have a lot of juice at the NVILI oh the billionaires I don't I think you get molested by a billionaire Jesus says he hate billionaires
Starting point is 00:02:08 you touch my pee I don't like capitalism. It's unfair, but I have three houses. I made a million dollars selling a book. You people suck. Not you people. You know I'm talking about. It's a dangerous situation.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Top of the show. Welcome to Rumble Live, the live lineup. Where you get streaming shows like Lauder with Crowder at 11, Russell Brand, Tim Poole, all the guys you see scrolling by on your screen right now. You get it all commercial free and get extra content. You can sign up for Rumble Premium, and don't forget, you can do.
Starting point is 00:02:39 download the Rumble app. Today, I'll be talking about Mexico. They're kind of cooperating with Trump. They're going to hand over some cartel people, apparently. I love how she came out when United States is not coming in here with their military. Oh, who's going to stop a signorita? But anyways, this is a good way to do it, too. Everything's up for negotiation with Trump, which is brilliant, actually.
Starting point is 00:03:09 the Texas Democrats they're you know Abbott's going to well he threatened to arrest them the ones that ran away and so they're coming back and the ones that were there voted on something and they walked out because they didn't like it and I saw something I read today I had to put it in the show
Starting point is 00:03:33 do you know that little bunny rabbits I didn't know they went down on each other No, there's a human, you know, Pamplona virus. Paplona? I say Pamplona, like running with the bulls in your vagina. HPV, bunnies get it, like in the wild, and they grow these black things out of their face. Oh, my God. And finally, we'll show you the D.C. police chief, who is a woman, a woman of color.
Starting point is 00:04:06 And she showed her ignorance to the point where, Even black people got nervous yesterday. Anyway, that's DEI. That's all I'm saying. I'm sure she's a nice person, but she's retarded and doesn't belong in the spot. There's a nice, retarded people. I haven't met one. They're all nasty to me, but that's because I tease them when they put my groceries in a bed.
Starting point is 00:04:30 I take out a can of tomatoes. I go, this goes on top of the eggs, corky. What the fuck's the matter with you? What's the matter with you? sorry Jimmy eggs are my mother's name anyways Red Sox last night they dropped
Starting point is 00:04:45 the first one in Houston last night they won 14 or 2 they've scored over 10 runs did they say nine times this year they lead all of baseball and score in over 10 runs and this is a team that doesn't even have their shit together yet folks I'm telling you
Starting point is 00:05:02 wait for the next wait till next year they're going to get in the playoffs this year. But I'm just saying all the shit I've been talking about. It's been the most interesting year. Like I said, I'm 63. I've been watching them since I was six. So that's kind of a good sample size. I've never seen anything. This kid Roman Anthony, who was the number one prospect and all of baseball, he had four walks last night. And there was a fifth one he should have had. There was a pitch that was outside the guy called the strike. And then a check swing. He said he went on. But he didn't. He would have had five walks. Now, if you're
Starting point is 00:05:33 not baseball things, like big deal, that's like a hit. On base, getting on base is the most important thing. And this kid, he's 21 years old, and he's spitting at pitches that are an inch off the plate. He must have eyes like a hawk. And he hit a home run to boot. So they are fun to watch. But, you know, they had dropped three out of four going into last night.
Starting point is 00:05:56 But that's how it goes. It's baseball. You know, people expect you to go on 14 out of 16 every, it's not how it works. It's one of the good things about that sport. I'm sure you're sick of hearing about it. Let's talk about girls lacrosse. Now, there's a violent.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Anybody else, do you tremble in anger when you're trying to watch the goddamn, I don't know, whatever? And the WMBA scores are going across the bottom. It might as well be the Japanese stock market for me. Oh, my God. Does anybody care that the Mercury drafted some chick out of the Pork and Beans Project, Florida? And then they have commercials. They're just mimicking the NBA. It's like little kids mimicking adults.
Starting point is 00:06:46 It's really, you know. And again, I'm not saying, hey, look, if I was a, you know, a six-foot-eight freak, was good at basketball, all the more power to them. But quit, quit when you do commercials that shows Michael Jordan, then you splice in whoever from the WMBA. this in all the commercials now. They'll show, you know, whoever, the Pat Mahomes throwing a pass
Starting point is 00:07:12 and it'll cut to the flag football and your girl run them. All that is propaganda, folks. That's all that is. Same with TV shows like Survivor, all those reality things, naked and all that shit, it's always man against women. That's all that is. That's the underlying message.
Starting point is 00:07:28 I get in fights with my wife. She doesn't watch that shit either, but when we watch, and I've said this before the show, so bear with me, but when we watch, you know, forensic files, and all that shit and it's inevitably there's a gay cop male or female
Starting point is 00:07:42 or the lawyer is obviously a gay woman I tell my wife that's what this is about you know I go it's not about the murders I go that's interesting but you know how many murders
Starting point is 00:07:54 there are they can just grab one those are all insignificant it's entertaining but it's about going look there's a female black woman and she's a prosecutor in Cleveland That's what it's about.
Starting point is 00:08:08 She gets nuts, my wife. Well, there are female black men. Yes. And for every one, there's 60,000 white guys doing it. That's all I'm saying. And they can pick any of this. That's how I've been watching TV. I've been rites my whole life,
Starting point is 00:08:23 starting with the white guys in commercials, before anybody brought that shit up. That's what happens when you're raised by the Klan. But, you know, I got go-go-go. Anyways, I just, it makes watching TV hard for me and even harder for my wife. I was on fire at Jeopardy last night. Luckily, there's a few sports questions of the thing. I noticed that I don't know my geography.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Do you know your world geography? What fucking river dumps into the Baltic Sea from the North African code? I always go vulgar. That's a Russian river. Anytime it's a question about a river. I fucking realize how ignorant I am. The wife comes home. So I said, we don't know about you.
Starting point is 00:09:10 And she goes, yeah, that's not one of my strengths. She comes home with a book. It's about the size of my living room floor. It must weigh 200 pounds. She'll rip through that in two days. And then I won't play jeopardy with her anymore. She starts to know rivers. I'll throw her in one.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Fucking. Let's get on with it. Be bienvenido. Los Estados Unitos. Let's welcome to the United States for you, Latin, challenge people. Mexico is handing over 26. top cartel leaders for two draft picks to be named later
Starting point is 00:09:38 from the Sinaloa. They've got a couple of kids coming up that can really cook that fucking fucking anyways, they're handing over 26 top cartel leads to the U.S. this week in a deal with the Trump administration.
Starting point is 00:09:56 But he's not as good as Biden. I am the frito banditti. I love Frito scorn chips, and I love them I do. I'll take them from you. Fucking racist. The cartel figures were scheduled to fly to the United States on Tuesday. Now, if it was Biden, they would have been in business class with margaritas getting a hand job
Starting point is 00:10:25 from some gay flight attendant from Dominican Republic. Here's a little video of the story. Mexican President Claudia Shineball. Oh, my lady. reports stressing that no U.S. military presence. Pause one second. That's Emily Campagna, fellas. Okay?
Starting point is 00:10:42 I mean, obviously stunning. She was a NFL chairleader on top of it, and she's a lawyer, and she's on almost every show on Fox. And when I tell you, she's sharp as a tack. That would be a guy putting his idea of a great woman together, the perfect woman. I want her to have lawyer brains,
Starting point is 00:11:03 and an NFL chairleader boy. And I wanted to be Italian. And she giggles and upbeat. She's upbeat and everything. Other than that, what a waste of life. Go ahead. Will be tolerated in her country. Quote, we cooperate, we collaborate,
Starting point is 00:11:21 but there is not going to be an invasion. The United States is not going to come to Mexico with the military. This is what she did. She talked to Trump about that and Trump said, we won't invade, but if you hand over these guys, and then she goes out and says that, make it look like she's
Starting point is 00:11:40 putting her foot down. How about that? I figured that out. Elbranos, Los Brainos. Cabesa. Some type of shit like that. Is that it with her? Yeah. Yeah, good. I had enough for her. I still can't believe Mexico is a president named Shinebomb.
Starting point is 00:11:58 What the Today's the latest example of the Trump administration's historic efforts to dismantle cartels and foreign terrorist organizations, Attorney General Pam Bondi told Fox News through her blonde hair and bosoms. These 26 men have all played a role in bringing violence and drugs to American shores, especially Polly. What cut under this Department of Justice? I think I just heard a little of that Dallas rim shot. Under this Department of Justice, they will face severe consequences for their crimes against this country. We are grateful to President Shinebaum and the Mexican government for the collaboration in this matter.
Starting point is 00:12:46 I am in Native American. Abigail, that's right, a drug leader, Abigail, you wonder why I went into drugs. You don't think he got fucking tortured? This kid was doing blowing. He's the third grade, thanks to his mother picking a name out of a hat. Abigail Gonzalez Valencia, a leader of the Los Coenis cartel, I'm sure I got that wrong, but which is aligned with the notorious
Starting point is 00:13:12 Halisco New Generation Cartel, which we all know is the C.J.N.G. And Roberto Salazar, who was accused of participating in the cheating scandal when he was the shortstop for the Houston Astros a couple of years ago. No. Accused to participating in the 2008. killing of a Los Angeles sheriff's deputy among those being handed over to the United States. Is Trump just not the fucking greatest president of all time? It could end today his
Starting point is 00:13:40 administration. He would have done more than the last three, I say. The Trump administration has classified the C.J. NG as a terrorist organization. And why wouldn't you? What was it? 250-something thousand Americans died just last year from fentanyl or some shit. You understand that? That's a war. You know, if they were doing that with guns and shit, you'd understand us shooting back. What's the difference? You're talking about future generations of kids. Mexico's attorney, general office and security ministry
Starting point is 00:14:10 confirmed the men were being handed over saying the deal was made after the United States Justice Department said it wouldn't seek the death penalty for any of the men. And you guys know, I don't know if you do know where I stand on the death penalty. I'm against it only because I think spending your life in a, Cage has to be worse than being put to sleep. In my opinion, unless you have dreams like me. Jesus, do not mix Advil PM with sleep patches and Valero tea.
Starting point is 00:14:50 That's how desperate I have a good sleep. I sent the way, you know those ads you see on the internet? I fucking sent the way. Sleep patches and a bag of tea. and it does make you a little relax, but I take cocaine to relax, so that's not going to work. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:15:06 Again, last night, I did. I took an Advil PM. I drank, I put two tea bags in that fucker. I was going to commit suicide. Cover my body with those stickers, those sleep patches. And I got in bed, 12.30.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Cut to 125. Nick going on you know Pigs.com slash org slash big boobies there's something
Starting point is 00:15:38 it's got to be something in my subconscious it's something very internal that's keeping me awake maybe because I'm this close to dying in 20 years I might I think was it
Starting point is 00:15:51 Betty Davis that said getting old isn't for pussies that's one of the greatest quotes ever it really is kind of skis Gary. Thank God for, you know, testosterone therapy and AIDS. What? Let's move on.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Don't mess with Texas. You got to like Abbott, even though he's crippled and doing donuts in his chair. The Texas House Democrats who abandoned their state, remember they ran out last week, ran to Illinois to hide behind that fat buck, J.B. Pritzker, literally, who abandoned their state in protest of the Republican-led redistricting effort will return. This was yesterday, after Governor Abbott took emergency action to begin removing the absent legislatures as they refused to show up for work. Here he is, seen like he's standing. Had me fooled, I've been watching this guy for 15 years. The State House had only 95 members present for the second day in a row on Tuesday with Speaker Dustin Burroughs. seen here.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Looks like the guy in the Smith Brothers cough drops. Predicting that the session will end and a new one will start assuming there is no quorum on Friday. The outlet noted. Senate Democrats did not break quorum
Starting point is 00:17:15 though they did storm out of the chamber in protest as their Republican counterparts passed the new redistricting map. So they once again acted like the fucking children that they are
Starting point is 00:17:30 and walked out when I say they are taking a beaten dudes and the nerve they are the best if you guys fall appalled even a little they perfected
Starting point is 00:17:43 redistricting and gerrymandering and shit and all these statistics are coming out now like California it'll show I don't know Democrats as far as voting
Starting point is 00:17:57 60% only 35% Republican. And Republicans only have like, of Massachusetts. It shows you like how many people registered a Republican. And it's not, you know, and there's a ton of Democrats. But there's like no Republicans in Congress in Massachusetts? That's from redistricting. That's how you do it.
Starting point is 00:18:19 They perfected it. And they have the gall now that fucking Trump's like, yeah, we'll do that with Texas. Because I guess we can. but all these stats are coming out it shows how the Democrats hey are really smart at this shit excuse me
Starting point is 00:18:34 God forbid somebody else tried their tactics which apparently illegal I don't under hold I've read the gerrymandering shit it just is what do you think what do you think the Democrats and Biden were trying to do
Starting point is 00:18:48 when they had half of South and Central America imported here what do you think that does you think that changes the district redistricting is based on the census. You know, you fill out a census that you don't think they were trying to, they were trying to get votes.
Starting point is 00:19:04 That's all that was about opening the gates. So a few women get raped jogging. So what? We win in the midterms. That's all that's about, folks. The House Democrats returning would follow intense legal actions taken by, hey, I bet. Abbott Burroughs and Attorney General Ken Paxton, who have all pushed for the arrest and replacement of the dozens of rogue lawmakers who fled the state in order to prevent
Starting point is 00:19:29 redistricting. And it's really bad. I was watching an episode of cops last night. I was like, bad boys, bad boys. And I saw a couple of a black congresswoman in Texas running out of a the deadline for them to go back to Austin was last Friday afternoon. Look, I got to, sorry, I got to be a little fair with the Democrats. I wouldn't want to run back there either, but you chose to live in that shit hole. Prompting Abbott to file a suit with Texas Supreme Court this week to quickly, in quotes, make clear the authority I have to remove the legislatures from their offices, which he does, apparently. Today I took emergency action, he said, to begin the removal from office of a derelict Democrat Texas House members who refused to
Starting point is 00:20:11 show up for the special session, the governor said in a statement. So I put rat poison in their cremora. And Abbott said last week that he ordered the Texas Department of Public Safety to arrest and return every runaway Democrat. I wonder if that's going on right now. We'll see clips of that on SportsCenter. What a mess their party is in. And there's only one solution. Only one solution.
Starting point is 00:20:46 They literally have to gut everything they've been preaching for 60 years. All that DEI horseshit. because now Democrats, there's people who are like, have been Democrats for years are going, fuck this. The teamsters are now dealing with the Republicans, which they haven't done forever. Like, so they have to. They, the only way they can fix this thing is come and go,
Starting point is 00:21:14 you know what, we've been wrong for a long time. And then get together and try to do some bipartisan. It's not in them. It's not in their DNA. This is a blast. I wish I was 28 so I could watch this fucking civil war kick off in a few years. Also, folks, an amendment to this story, the Texas Senate has officially passed the new U.S. House maps
Starting point is 00:21:39 that they were talking about with a redistricting as Democrats stormed out of the chamber. Do we already show it? Huh? It's at the end. Oh, it's at the end. Yeah, they storm the fuck out. Now all it needs is house approval and Republicans will pick up potentially five U.S. house seats. Do you remember the days where Texas was always red?
Starting point is 00:22:05 Now you have to fight to get it back. It shows you what type of faggotry and PC wokeness spread throughout the country. Here's a video of them yesterday walking out as the Republicans vote on this redistrict. tricking. These are the ones that stay. These aren't the ones that ran away. These are the ones that stayed, and they're going to walk out as they did here. The speaker, she said, get back here, you
Starting point is 00:22:36 pussies. Bye, bye. They're walking out. They don't want to work. They're Democrats. They've never worked in their life. Bye, bye. Yeah. Then they cut to, I didn't show you this part. Ken, what's it, Ken?
Starting point is 00:22:52 Why don't I say Ken Abbott? What's Abbott's Greg? Greg. He wrote a wheelie. He was so happy. Right down the ramp, right through the parking. Yeah, leaning all the way back. Very impressive.
Starting point is 00:23:08 $4,000 rims on us. Sure. Let's move on to, oh, this is what, this will break up the political shit and we'll have a little fun here. I saw this this morning. I go, I cannot skip this story. Blackbeard bunnies. What are you talking about it? A rapidly spreading virus is causing cotton-tail rabbits
Starting point is 00:23:28 to grow black tentacle-like growths out of their heads. Oh my God. You know what? I remember I had sex with a girl, and she had those on her face. How'd you work around it? How'd I work around it? Luckily, we were in the fresh produce section at Publix's.
Starting point is 00:23:49 I just threw a bag over to. black tentacle-like gross out of their heads. Some people think they're picking up cable for free with these. Prompting warnings to steer clear of the mutated animals. One guy saw it in his yard and he's like, I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like you jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior.
Starting point is 00:24:14 And I don't like you, jerk-off. The so-called Frankenbler. have been spotted multiple. That sounds like a frank. It sounds like a cereal for kids. New chocolate franken bunnies. Have been spotted multiple times in Fort Collins, Colorado. Boy, Colorado's been having a lot between fucking MS-13 and freakish buddies and, you know,
Starting point is 00:24:40 and Dion Sanders. What a nightmare. Resident Susan Mansfield told nine news. She saw a rabbit with what looked like black quills. or black toothpicks sticking out of all around his or her mouth. One person described the infected critter as having a scabious look growth over their face. And again, my, that reminds me a girl I dated up at Maine. She had a scabious.
Starting point is 00:25:09 This so-called bunny blight is actually a disease called, get this, folks, here's the fun part. Cottontail, papill pappalona virus, papillomavirus, papillomavirus, Pampalona. You know, when you run with the bulls and you get an STD. Pamplona virus. CRP. Did my wife buy Jewelie from CRP on the TV? Also known as Shope. That's my screen name, Mr. Shopes. Papillomavirus, which causes cotton tails to sprout tumors around their head.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Oh my God. You know, because, well, we'll get to this in a second. Look at that one's got one, too. That's got to be weird. it is spread by parasite ticks and fleas which pass on the ailment through their bites according to Pet MD hey can we get Elon Musk on this
Starting point is 00:25:59 I mean you know Lyme disease kills people and can we get rid of this shit we're too busy trying to get rid of malaria in Africa in the last 50 let's stop wiping some of these shit out I don't want my wife to come home with all these black budding things in her forehead because her boyfriend Terrell Suggs
Starting point is 00:26:14 was cheating on her typically rabbits become infected in the warmer months of summer when they're hanging out at the beach. When transmitted by being bitten by insects like fleas and ticks, with the recent sightings occurred in Colorado, the disease most frequently rears its horny head in the Midwest, usually. In 2013, a Minnesota resident caused a stir after posting a video of a tendril-ridden rabbit in his backyard,
Starting point is 00:26:43 which he dubbed the Frankenstein Buddy. and compared it to the mythical jackaloupe. It's a jackalop, you know. I've heard that. It's a rabbit with antlers? A jackalope is? Is it a real rabbit? Oh, fake?
Starting point is 00:27:03 I thought I was confusing it with a jack lantern. In light of the rampant CRPV sightings, wildlife experts have warned people not to approach or handle or try to eat. any of the porcupine quills of the inflicted critters. Thankfully, while the virus can spread between rabbits, it is not known to infect humans or pets unless you're going down on Michael Douglas's wife. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:27:37 You guys know that story, right? I had a great bit on it, which I had to put away, but I got to break it out again because some rich guy in suburbs of Philly is in a nasty divorce with his wife and one of the things is he's alleging that he got HPV from going down on his wife
Starting point is 00:27:58 and I love how you just did once it looks like somebody threw dog shit at him doesn't it? So yeah, don't go down on any rabbits. I think that's the moral. That would be fucking scary. did you see that I saw a story a couple days ago on the internet there was a deer I don't know how how they know this for almost two weeks was walk around with his head stuck in a plastic jar you know he tried to eat something which is amazing how did he not dehydrate to death and and I was going how do they know it's 12 days and then the guy that took the jar off said well I put it on
Starting point is 00:28:45 Well, you can't do math? What's the matter with you? Yeah, and they cut it off. And the deer wasn't very appreciative. He just took a shit and ran back into the woods. You know, I don't like that. May you go down on a rabbit and have quills growing out of your face. Thank you, DEI.
Starting point is 00:29:05 But before I say thank you, DEI, that's 30 minutes in. Nick DePaolo.com. Nick Dip.com. I made it easy for you guys. Tour dates. My next performance is this will be a trip that I'll be dreading soon. I mean, I love it once in them there. Hyenas in Texas on September 18th, Dallas, I guess.
Starting point is 00:29:28 They have two rooms. I don't know which one it is still. And then the next night, September 19th and the next night after that, the 20th, I'll be at Wise Guys in Salt Lake City, Utah. So that's three shows right in a row. October 3rd, the Arlington Draft House in Arlington, Virginia. Haven't been there in a while.
Starting point is 00:29:48 It's a great theater, kind of an old theater. And also, October 16th, Zanies in Nashville, Tennessee. And go to the merchandise page. We have a lot of new stuff. As you know, the fall's coming up. So we have Nick DiPaulo Bowen Arrows. And we're working on, my wife's putting together a Nick DiPollo AR-15 gun that she's
Starting point is 00:30:13 making out of zucchini and rocks. What? Hats and all that shit. Buy something. Support the show. Look at me. Wait a minute. We're supposed to have a new sponsor I was told by Tommy this week. Did you hear that? No. Fucking liar.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Let's move on to do. Thank you, DEI. D.C. Police Chief Pamela Smith faces social media mockery. Oh, they're so racist out there. After a apparent confused by reporters' questions, about chain of command following Trump's federalization
Starting point is 00:30:46 of the department. As you know, Trump's like, I was reading stories. I couldn't believe how bad D.C. is crime-wise. ABC reporter was like attacked by a homeless guy with half his pants off. A couple of politicians that Big Ball's kid got beat up.
Starting point is 00:31:07 But then remember the Jewish couple? They worked at the embassy. they got murdered and I'm forgetting another murder this isn't D.C. folks and it's not like when you're in Detroit will this stay out of this neighborhood that neighborhood.
Starting point is 00:31:21 It's you know you have like Avenue G and B and C and there's rich townhouses but people are getting where do you think fucking thugs go to poor people's houses to carjack their fucking 72 Volkswagen?
Starting point is 00:31:39 Yeah. Oh look but I got it. So, yeah, I mean, it's dangerous. And again, once again, I don't care whether there's George W. Bush, Bush Sr. It's been a shithole for a long time. Obama. George W. didn't, you know, just business as usual.
Starting point is 00:32:03 And Trump just looks at it and goes, give me a fucking mop. You know? But listen to this. She's the. She's the police chief. And the question is, has the chain of command changed? She doesn't know what the phrase chain of command means. Meanwhile, she's at the top of it.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Thank you, DEI. Watch how quick Mayor Bowser has to jump in because she doesn't want this woman embarrassed anymore. Too late. What's what the chain of command is now? What does that mean? Get out of the way, knucklehead. The executive order is clear, and the president has requested NPD services in our home rule charter, outlines the process.
Starting point is 00:32:55 The president designated Attorney General Bondi as his proxy. I was waiting for her to step in and go, excuse me, boss, what's proxy? She didn't know what the phrase changed. of command was. Do you understand that's the cancer that has brought this country to its knees and they get upset because we want to get rid of affirmative action and the whole woke thing?
Starting point is 00:33:29 This country was built on merit and very smart people employ people and do good shit and they pay a ton of taxes. Don't listen to Bernie Sanders. fucking asshole nobody ever brings up that they employ half the fucking country what's a chain of command
Starting point is 00:33:47 it's something that you're at the top of what does that mean this is who is in charge of the police in DC these are people on internet going nuts when they saw this popular conservative ex-account libs of TikTok posted that exchange this is why DEI
Starting point is 00:34:06 this guy's just like me is a disease national co-chair of the RNC Youth Advisory Council, C.J. Pearson posted on X. Smith, Pam Smith, previously served as the department's first chief, listen to this,
Starting point is 00:34:22 first chief equity officer where she led the department's efforts on diversity, equity, inclusion. Can't you see that this was all employed by the left? These are right out of the fucking Marxist playbook. Do you understand whether it's transgender, all that
Starting point is 00:34:38 shit, LGBT? That's to a attack the nuclear family, put people like this in positions that are incompetent, all to bring a society to its knees. And it pretty much worked. Thank God the guy in Butler, Pennsylvania, couldn't shoot straight. It would be fucked. This has been, this didn't just happen when Trump showed up. This has been going on since you and I were kids. Oh, God, help us. We want the police, the, we want the police force to, you know, mirror the demographics of the society that they're protecting, you know, so if it's 40% black, the cops have to be. This most insane, stupid. And then remember New Orleans? Do you guys remember the fucking car in New Orleans running over people?
Starting point is 00:35:26 Female, mayor of color. Yes, I know there's some good ones. I just haven't seen any. unbelievable next time you see her she's going to have black quills growing out of her face Trump federalized the D.C. Police Department following a spate of high-profile attacks and killings in the city in recent weeks, including the fatal shooting of a congressional intern in June. Did you guys hear that? That didn't even really make the paper, it is? The fatal shooting of a pair of Israeli embassy staffers in May. We remember that one. Nice couple coming on and just murdered
Starting point is 00:36:03 and cold blood and a brutal attack on a former department Doge staff early in August and that was our boy Big Balls who actually
Starting point is 00:36:12 was trying to protect the woman who was being mugged and there was like five guys mugging or six guys and he jumped in there but no
Starting point is 00:36:21 they're protesting in D.C. yesterday those people protesting Trump in D.C. No, we like our rapists. We like our
Starting point is 00:36:30 city's violent and fucking it is insane. Goodness, gracious Heloise. Sorry for the language. Let's move on. Hey, fellas, I'm trying to sleep. Convicted killer. And this guy, every time I see, my blood boils. This one just hit home for me. You know, I'm just picturing these families. These were all good kids. That's why. And of course, you get this from. from right, the left wingers. This is a big deal because they were cute white chicks and a white guy.
Starting point is 00:37:05 You get that literally from the left. Oh, you're right. It's pretty commonplace to fucking, it is a big deal because it doesn't happen in the white community that often. And it's a white guy doing it.
Starting point is 00:37:16 The brutality. Colberger has whined. There he is. Look at that weirdo. That he's extremely annoyed. Can you imagine after slaughtering you got four life sentences and losing sleep at the
Starting point is 00:37:33 maximum security prison he now calls home thanks to God bless the inmates you got to love these guys thanks to fellow inmates because they don't like even in prison it's not just the pedophiles they go after which is you're dead if you're a pedophile
Starting point is 00:37:49 and it gets out they throw you in general population you're finished so these guys like him are not they're in solitary confinement because they'll be fucking eating alive they don't They don't, they hate what he did too. I mean, they could be in there for murder, but it's usually drugs and whatever, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:38:05 Not that I'm trying to defend that behavior, but I'm just saying, even the worst of the worst, rapist killers, can't believe that the guy would just go in and slaughter. And they want him dead. And he probably will be dead. Think of Jeffrey Dahmer. Remember he went in to clean a bathroom,
Starting point is 00:38:21 ended up coming out with a broom handle in his forehead. That is a doorknail. Whitey Bulger, although he won. Whitey Bulge was on the run for a They got him when he was in his 80s But some young Italian guy in prison Killed Whitey was bragging about it Because they want to make a name for themselves
Starting point is 00:38:37 They know they're never going to be seen again Maybe my name will get out there Maybe I'll get a reality show in A&E Anyways So he yeah he's pissed off Because he can't sleep because a constant They yell through the vents into his cell Relentlessly
Starting point is 00:38:52 All day All hours a day and night He can't sit Colberger, who was hit with four life sentences last month for slaying four University of Idaho students, was transferred from jail to the only maximum security prison in the state and is now being held there in solitary confinement. The guy's 23 hours a day in his cell and gets an hour to go out by himself, you know, in that little cage outside for an hour. You're going to tell me that's not worse
Starting point is 00:39:28 than just somebody's sticking a needle in your arm and you're out and you don't even know you're dead and you're gone I think that would be the and he's going to get it probably going to get it I wonder if he sits alone in the cafeteria no he's not in general and the prisoners at Kohlberg's New Diggs
Starting point is 00:39:47 at Ohio Maximum Security Institution in Kuna or Konya have had it out for the convicted criminology student they taking turns shouting into the vent that leads into his cell most hours of the day and night. Colberger 28 has made multiple complaints. You're not at the Four Seasons, asshole. And these guys are being loud in 206.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Multiple complaints to prison guards that he's been unable to sleep. Oh, poor you. According to Chris McDonough, a retired homicide detective who works for the Cold Case Foundation. And he says, McDonough, it's driving him crazy. McDonough told the outlet, they are literally getting up into the grate and yelling at him. The inmates are taking turns. Hello? Hello?
Starting point is 00:40:38 Hello? Hello? Anybody there? I'm trying to sleep. Kohlberg is being housed in the prison as restricted unit and the facilities J-block away from the general prison population. The high-profile douchebag, high-profile nature of Koeberg's case, and the fact he copped to so such an abherent crimes makes him a target for other inmates
Starting point is 00:41:03 who would want to harm him just to get their names in the papers. And since the other inmates don't pose a physical threat to Colberger while he's in solitary, prison staff aren't likely to intervene. So the prison staff is just going, let him fucking yell, keep this guy up. I hope they don't stop.
Starting point is 00:41:24 I'm pretty sure. they won't. These guys are up late at night. Still, as attention moves away from Coburgar over time, prison staff may eventually be willing. It's not up to the staff, I don't think. It's up to the warden, I would think. The prison staff
Starting point is 00:41:41 may eventually be willing to move him back into the general population. That's what McDonough said, the ex-guy, so. Dead man walking. Oh, yeah. That guy just. stabbed one of those girls 50-something time, twice in the heart.
Starting point is 00:42:09 And they show a picture. Remember, with so much blood, it was dripping down the foundation of the house on the outside. If I'm a parent, their life's done. I guarantee those poor parents I sit there, medicated every day. Just, um, that one got to me. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Just because you're racist, man. If there's three black kids, you wouldn't give a fuck. Oh, if it's three black kids, it would be a Tuesday night. Not to be insensitive. I'm just saying, Idaho University, that would have made the headlines regardless of race, okay? It was just sickening. Finally, tonight, we got an FLA.
Starting point is 00:42:50 No, no, no, no! In our FLA segment, as you know, Florida never disappoints. Newly released video captured the moment, the winner of a $167.3 million dollar powerball jackpot got tackled and tased by Florida police after kicking a deputy in the head. Only in Florida could you win $167 million
Starting point is 00:43:15 and still be in a pissed off mood. When's Powerball, whatever, and they fucking start shit at a hotel. What's this motherless? fuck's name. I'll get to it. Body cam footage from the April 29 brawl caught James Farthing. Oh, that H ruins his last name. Could be James farting. I like that. 50 years old, booting a Pinellas County Sheriff's Deputy
Starting point is 00:43:41 in the head when police arrived at the trade winds. Trade winds result. I did a show. What town is this? Oh, it didn't say. A St. Pete Beach. I did a trade winds resort somewhere. There must be a chain. In St. Pete Beach, after he allegedly punched a hotel guest in the face. Guy probably said,
Starting point is 00:44:09 you didn't win no goddamn lottery, you lie. St. Pete Beach. St. Pete Beach, yeah. So let's take a look at the... That's him, by the way. 50 years old. Again, he should be the governor of Florida just the way he looks.
Starting point is 00:44:25 That should be on the flag. He's going to spend half that 167 mill on ink. So can you imagine there's poor people out there that could use this guy? Anyways, here's the video of him starting shit at home. On the ground. He's 12 step it up. I just got kicked. Put your hands behind your back right now.
Starting point is 00:44:55 Put you anything behind your back and get against the fucking wall. Against the wall. Who else? You're female. Tays of the point. Sorry, ball. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Save your fission for later. I love that cop. The fucking suspect goes, sorry, man. He goes, save you fucking. Sorrys for later. form tackle where do you think you were going to it was he running to the wait room
Starting point is 00:45:30 oh my god 160 huh somebody on my street this is after I had moved out of Danvers though but they people that grew up I grew up we knew this family
Starting point is 00:45:47 they're house is next to my grandparents and then it was my house anyways one of their people in that family won the lotto for huge money years ago, and then years later committed suicide. So I don't know. And that's not like, that's,
Starting point is 00:46:03 it's happened. I don't know. Yeah, I'd commit suicide too. Yeah, they fathered him. He ate so many Playboy Bunny's asses he passed out in the fucking, no, I wouldn't do that. I'd be on a yacht with my wife and would be sailing the world going, honey, look at Newark at night.
Starting point is 00:46:19 The deputy was holding another person to the ground when Farthing ran up and kicked him with the resort security rushing in to pin the suspect against the wall and help the deputy. The law enforcement officer had swelling and redness like I did when I got sucker punched after his show on the right side of his face under his eye, just like me, according to the affidavit first reported on by the smoking gun. Farthing, that's the suspect, hit Kentucky's largest lottery jackpull. Maybe he just had a bad night.
Starting point is 00:46:56 Just the day before this fight. Oh my God. He must have been stinking drunken. But you think that's what you do? The day after you become, you don't have to work again? You're going to kick. Yeah, just days before the encounter.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Opting to split the winnings with his mother as an early Mother's Day. gift, and he said, they asked him, what are you going to spend the rest on? And he said, obviously, fentanyl and cheese doodles. And getting out of prison. Following his arrest at the Trade Wins Resort, it was revealed that Farthing was a career criminal. Oh.
Starting point is 00:47:35 See, good things happened to good people. I know. Right? I know. Who had, I was being sarcastic folks out there, who had, he's racked up convictions across nine counties in Kentucky for a litany. of offenses, and God said, you know what, he deserves $167 million, because God works a mysterious ways. And this is the biggest goddamn mystery I've ever seen in my life, including choking
Starting point is 00:48:01 a friend, a girlfriend, bribing offices while in prison, and selling cocaine to an undercover cop. Along with farthing, police also arrested his girlfriend. Get this. And again, not bad. fight master. That's her last name. You guys can read it. He's James farting. The H is probably silent. I'm hoping. I know the farts are. Oh yeah. No doubt about that. Jacqueline Fightmaster. That's her last name. She was married to a guy Paul Fight Club. I mean, this is getting weirder. No. Yeah. So that's her on the right. He's a little whore. a little piece of trash. Don't say that. She's from Kentucky. Oh, yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:48:53 I like Kentucky. Good booze, horses. It's beautiful. What's that? Fun people, apparently. Exactly. Come on, ladies. Go to an apple. He's happy hour. He can leave with that guy. It's terrific. Well, that's it for Wednesday, boys and girls. Don't forget, again, it starts all tomorrow. Once again, at 9 a.m. Eastern Time.
Starting point is 00:49:16 You can check out all these shows, one after, another. I don't even know that the guy that leads into my show, I don't even think he's back yet. I don't know. Doesn't matter. You got a ton of talent there from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern time. And I suggest you check it out. Everybody. You know, we were saying this five years ago, people going, everybody has a podcast. It's even multiplied more now. There's like, fake, fucking Gavin Newsom has one. And then there's famous people, who did I just hear? I'm like, really? How bad do you have to stay in the limelight?
Starting point is 00:49:54 You know what I mean? It's insane. The best one to me, though, example of that was Sammy the Bull having a podcast. Now that one you're going to listen to. Think he's got any interesting things to say? Sammy the Bull. That is it, boys and girls. You think it, I'll say it.
Starting point is 00:50:12 You're very welcome. We'll see you back here at the same time tomorrow. Enjoy the rest of your day. Hi, good night, everybody. Please let it stay Hey, hey, I saved the world today Everybody's happy now The bad things go away
Starting point is 00:51:05 Everybody's happy and all the good things is staying Oh, let it. Oh, lady.

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