The Nick DiPaolo Show - Michigan State Mayhem | Nick Di Paolo Show #1353

Episode Date: February 14, 2023

Shooter Kills 3 and Himself at MSU. Biden's War on Family Zoning. Confused "Father" Grooms Son. Get bonus content by joining Nick on Patreon! www.patreon.com/thenickdipaoloshow Go see Nick live! www.nickdip.com/tour for tickets!  

🎵 Happy Valentine's Day, faggots. And I mean that. Silliest day of the year. Didn't know it was Valentine's Day until I went down in the kitchen and there was some candy in a card for me. So I text the wife, thanks for reminding me. Gonna make a run to CVS.

Get that good chocolate right next to the douche. What a scaremola. A lot of broads. My wife, I don't know. Some years she's like, fuck it, don't worry about it. I don't know what I did wrong. Her giving me shit is a signal for me to cancel shit. Christ's sake, I got her an ironing board that holds her beer with a Bruins emblem on it.

What the fuck? I mean, for the love of my sisters. Folks, I got about 100 temperature. And sweated through the sheets last night. Took a homemade COVID test. Not one that you take at home. I made it. Out of fucking, you know what?

A willow tree branch and some duct tape stuck in my ass. Found a little piece of pork fried rice, but I don't think that has anything to do with COVID. That has to do with the meal. Yeah, so I am burning up. Don't turn 60. That's all I'm saying. I don't know what happened to my immune system.

Jesus Christ. I think I'm blowing guys behind a dumpster every night. Done working out. Next time you see me, I'll be 360. Christ, you think I'm blowing guys behind a dumpster every night. Done working out. Next time you see me, I'll be 360. I'll be on my 600-pound life. You'll see me, four guys trying to lift me out of the house with a bulldozer. I'll be shitting myself and throwing chips ahoy at my wife.

Blame her. Hear that? Hear that, folks? Exact same shit that was in the baby's chest behind me, the little Vietnamese baby. And her mother kept going, with that sinus shit. And I said, I told Dale, I said, fuck, I know. I know it's coming. I used to be, fuck, I know, I know it's coming.

I used to be able to, you know, when you're young, that immune system, you know, I could have ate that lady's sandwich, and I wouldn't have got sick. You know what I'm saying?

Anyhow, God fucking damn it, my makeup's running. So how are you, folks? I don't know what else to say. I'm taking my time here. Doing a couple shows. Fumble.

Can you tell I'm all with it? Once again, walked around the kitchen this morning, and I'm not shitting, looking for my phone as I was holding it to my ear. Have you done that one, Dallas? Huh? Oh, you've done that one? Good. Thank God. Oh, my God. What the fucking God's name. All right. What do you want to talk about? Another mass shooting? Is it really fucking news? I come out here and go, you know what? The sky's blue. Biden's still retarded. Balloons.

The mass shooting is, I mean, you know what's funny? What's so horrible? We become, you know, desensitized, yet for the people involved it's the most, it's mentally scarring for the rest of your life. I mean, yet to us hearing about it you know like okay what's the weather black guy but that doesn't matter because we know mass shooters come in all colors usually

when a brother's doing it it's in a Chicago neighborhood because I think it's four or more people as a mass shooting something like that you know when gangs open fire at a funeral and shit. That's the one that kills me. They're stealing the Italian shit. We used to do that. But, yeah, so three people killed, three students, I think. Maybe not all students.

At least five others were injured badly, too. First they said two of them were critical. Then they were saying, like, all of them. I don't know. Injured after a gunman opened fire at Michigan State University on Monday night before turning the gun on himself.

Are we safe anywhere? Second question. The lone suspect, Anthony Dwayne McCray, 43. He looks kind of normal. He's got a nice vest on, nice coat, nice shirt. Hey, did a light just go out?

Something just went dark. Yeah, it did. Don't worry about it. I'm handsome. The lone suspect, Anthony Dwayne McCray, 43, is not affiliated with the university because he don't believe in reading. Shot up two separate buildings on campus and terrified students for roughly four hours while he remained at large, a phrase I still don't understand. I don't know why they say at

large. I don't get the connection. At large. I don't know. I don't understand. The word large in that context, nobody can explain to me, Except for a cop if I asked him. Except for the people that use the word. Might want to ask them, stupid. The five wounded, by the way, he started in Berkeley Hall. This isn't even in the story, but I remember it from last night. Started in Berkeley Hall

and then went across the street to the student union. He shot two in Berkeley, killed two, killed one in the student union. I think he wounded some more inside, then went to the gym. The five wounded victims suffered life-threatening injuries and were rushed to a local hospital in critical condition. Michigan State University Police and Public Safety Interim Deputy Chief Chris Rosman said during an 11 p.m. press conference. Why don't you start the sentence with he said that? You fucks.

The gunman later shot and killed himself doing his civic duty. I like how they find a picture where he looks white. His forehead looks white. But the red shoes gave it away. Killed himself off campus in the city of Lansing. As he was confronted by law enforcement, the deputy chief said, After midnight.

Bye-bye, dickhead. Nothing good happens after midnight. He said the shooting began inside Berkeley Hall, an academic building, on the East Lansing campus around 8.18 p.m. Police released an image of the suspect, whom they described as a black male. I can't believe they said it. Shorter, and that's what it has to be, though. It has to be like a mass shooting where a lot of people are in danger. Wearing red shoes. I think they said this while he was still alive, right? Yeah, a jean jacket and a ball cap following the 11 p.m. press conference.

Officials could not immediately confirm what type of weapon he used. I was going to go with a slingshot. What the fuck do you think he used? What the hell does that even mean? There's something wrong with the black man's mind. No, no, no. There's something wrong with his mind. Well, this guy, yes, no doubt.

But remember we had an Asian shooter in Virginia Tech. Remember that one? That was a horrible one. White shooters everywhere. I mean, again, Michigan State University canceled all campus activities for the next 48 hours. Again, now, they did that before they knew where and what. Now, you got the guy and shit, all right?

Here's where I think we're overcautious. Open the school back up. It's over. Yeah, but they need time to grieve. Well, maybe. I don't know. Remember? When I was a kid, grieving council? What the fuck's that? I saw my friend Timmy

get run over by a garbage truck. I'm going to English. Then I got math and science, and I'm out of here. Sorry for Timmy. What's the calf serving? The FBI was on scene assisting local law enforcement with the investigation. I say that but a friend of mine almost saw me get killed when I got hit by a car when I was 11 years old. I think I've told the story on the show before. Riding a bike in the summertime. My sister gave me change, said go get, I was going to get something at a

convenience store. I was down the park which is the junior high a couple miles from where I lived and I crossed the street went to the store got what I was getting I was riding a bike with no seat on it so I was standing up the seat fell off the day before I ended up saving my life I was standing up some lady who ended up being high on weed, we found out, came right up. Her skid marks are like a foot from the curb. So I hit me from behind. I did a flip in the air, broke the windshield with my head.

She skidded almost 80 feet, and I rolled off onto the street. I don't remember any of it, just waking up, looking at my bike. I woke up in the middle of the street on looking at my bike it was crumpled like this and listen to this the creepy part two women over me they had veils on they were at church there was a funeral

or a wedding or something they literally one of them had her veil down the other one had what the fuck I'm laying there like this and yeah my buddy Kevin Gaffney was looking out his window. I didn't know him at the time. Happened to be looking out his window and saw the whole thing. Do you hear cop cars?

Oh my God. I'm reenacting the whole thing. Matter of fact, the cops did show up, right? This woman, her boyfriend was a punk in a leather jacket. My father shows up. They're putting me in an ambulance. He doesn't know if I'm alive or dead at this point. This little dirtbag gets in my father's face and goes,

it ain't her fault. The car's light. It skids easy. My father loses his shit. My friends told me a couple of minutes. By this time, it it would be like 20 minutes, they saw like two cops trying to have my father by the legs. He's trying to get the guy.

I'm being put in an ambulance. He's trying to kill this punk. Anyhow, it ended up being a woman who didn't live that far from me, and her name was Wendy, and she was high, but she had no husband. She had a retarded child. We actually knew her, and my dad didn't sue her. It sort of reminds me of this story they did yesterday about this woman killed in Oakland, and her friend said she was for restorative justice.

So don't, don't, she wouldn't want you to jail her. No, but my father was, you know what I mean? He goes, well, I'm not going to, you know, she had nothing. So that's when I left the house and lived in the woods. And that's why I have this attitude. No, anyways, but I don't remember why I told you that. Had something to do with a shooting. Where the fuck, how did I get there?

Oh, my God, am I old. I wish I was kidding for effect. Hot flashes. My wife's having those now. Every time I shove her head in the oven. Come on motherfuckers. Anyways that was that one. So Michigan State, add that to the list. I don't know how many hundred we've had. And of course somebody jumped right on it. I can't remember who, some Democrat politician, you know, the usual. Anyways, I'm not going to give them the time of day. Let's move on to something I'm familiar with because I lived in Westchester County, New York City, a very, what do they call it, a very tony suburb.

You know, rich people. I had no business being up there, but I found a fucking awesome house. That was a headache. But anyway, suburban sabotage. Get this. And this has been going on for a while, folks. The Biden administration, right there we should stop.

No, it's wrong. And Democrats in New York, let's stop calling them Democrats. Let's call them what they are, Marxist cocksuckers, Connecticut and other states are fighting local zoning laws in order to build what? High-rise apartment buildings with affordable, I think that's what we call projects, affordable units in tree-lined single-family neighborhoods, all in the name of equity, meaning everyone can live in a tranquil suburb, whether they've earned the money to pay for it or not, exactly. Fuck you! Yeah, that's right.

Fuck you! Call them. Fuck you! I agree, guy on meth. Can you imagine this? They were talking about it when I lived there. They were trying to build a 20,000 square foot mosque

within a mile of my house. We actually went to the town meetings a couple times just to hear the, you know, oh, it's hilarious. All the libs aren't so liberal now, are you? Motherfuckers. I was fucking laughing. And they were coming up with every excuse why they shouldn't

build it. Ah, the traffic and zoning, the parking, where are they going? You know, one guy stood up, we know why we don't want it. I started laughing my ass off. The Biden administration announced January 19th that it will require all towns across the United States to submit, boy, that sounds like a central government, doesn't it? To submit equity plans, fucking horseshit, showing how they will make it possible for low-income people to live there by providing affordable housing, transportation, yeah, we'll get them all vets, you know, cars,

and other resources. You believe this? Who the fuck do you think you are? Honestly? Who the fuck do you think you are? Honestly. Who the fuck do you think you are? Who the fuck? Towns that don't meet the cookie cutter requirement for economic diversity. Boy, how many more phrases can you make up to say let's fuck Whitey?

We'll lose federal funding. Ooh. Hochul's federal funding. Ooh. Hochul's biggest proposal. How is she still alive? Look at her, pretending she has two penises in her hands. The housing compact is another misguided attack on local control and single-family zoning. Single-family zoning is what we have now, folks, where you can have a piece of property and your house on it.

It will compel each town and village in the New York metro area, that's where I used to live, to increase its housing stock. That means Connecticut, Westchester County, New York, parts of Jersey. State-imposed target and rezone for high-density housing apartment buildings within a half mile of every MTA train stop, which there are a lot of in the suburbs because everybody commutes into New York City. So you're going to have these ugly buildings. Oh my God. They're just taking the projects and moving them out to, you know, cause you guys only worked your whole life probably in that

shitty city to move out, get a picket fence and a dog and two whores. You know, the American dream. And now they're going to piss on it. Say goodbye to quaint downtown lines. You know, little downtowns lined with two-story buildings or older houses. That's finished. Bye-bye. If a town fails to meet state targets, the compact will allow developers to build big

in defiance of local zoning boards in almost all cases. Nothing. Think about this. This is supposed to be a democracy. This isn't voted on. You guys don't have a say in it. Just think of it.

Let that set in. Hochul is seeking legislative approval for her plan by April. Suburban homeowners are battling a powerful alliance of real estate developers in it for the money, of course, and social justice warriors, who are full of shit since day one with their fake religion, determined to end single-family zoning

because if they have to live like pigs, so do you, even though you, you know, worked your whole life. Local control will be obliterated. You hear that? Local control. So you're basically admitting a centralized control, which would be the federal government, from the top down, the way it's not supposed to work.

Albany will call the shots on what your town looks like, how much traffic there is, and ultimately what your home is worth. I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! I don't know if you've ever been to Albany. It's one of the ugliest cities in the world. Opponents of single-family zoning are also playing the race card. Well, well, well.

A race racism president, Laura Harding, there she's seen there when she used to play for the Harlem Globetrotters, says she's fighting for a long island free of structural racism and de facto segregation. The same phony pretext is being trotted out everywhere. Racial discrimination is abhorrent and should be prosecuted.

But as a Brookings Institution analysis of the 2020 census shows, race isn't a barrier to suburban living. Blacks are moving to the suburbs at a faster pace than whites. So once again, all built on a big lie, the lie of race and fucking equity and all this other horseshit. This is no longer, let's stop calling it a democracy, okay? It's authoritarian government, whatever you want to call it, fascist fucking whatever. It's not your government is the point.

You think people were leaving New York and drove? I don't know how many people can Florida hold. Is this the last story? Finally tonight. Everybody knows you never go full retard. West Coast stupid. In our West Coast stupids have been confused. Homo dad is the headline. That's kind of offensive, Nick. Yes, I know. A California man, man in quotes, took his toddler. Yeah, he's related to him, his son. That's the man. Only in California does that pass as a man or a dad or a teacher,

which is what he is, for a manicure. He took his little kid boy for a manicure. After the boy's teacher said, painting your nails is only for girls. You are correct, sir. The clip, which now has over 4 million views, captures Shearhard's 3-year-old son, Ashton, at a West Hollywood nail salon. As you know, West Hollywood is a homo haven. Proudly shouting, I want pink!

This is all staged, in my opinion. They're trolling me. Before sitting down for a full manicure and pedicure services. Oh, my God. We have the video here, too. before sitting down for a full manicure and pedicure services. Oh, my God. We have the video here, too. Yeah, hold on. Hold on. He's a fag.

He's a fag. Jesus, what the fuck? He's a fag. he's a fake Bag He's a fag He's a fag. All right. 3, 2, 1. We had the video.

You want to play it after that? Mm-hmm. 3, 2, 1. He's a fag. Let's take a look at the video of this guy. I'll repeat. He's a father and a teacher in California. Roll dummy. Yesterday, my son came home from school really upset. Lie, number one.

Because his teacher told him that painting your nails is only for girls. Pause. You're such a lying cocksucker. Your kid didn't come home. I can tell you right now, I don't have kids, legally. I've got a couple in my attic. Well, they're bones. A four-year-old kid, whatever the fuck he is, wouldn't get upset at that. Okay, so you're full of shit. Typical lefty, West Coast idiot. Lying to fucking make a point.

Go ahead. So today I'm taking him to the nail shop. Ooh, aren't you a rebel? Not to play my name. Ooh, aren't you a rebel? Let's do payment. Why? Because. Pause. He's forgetting his lines.

Somebody has to give him, listen to the mother go, because it's only for girls. Watch, feed the line. She said it's for girls? Yeah. It's for girls. Yeah. for girls yeah yeah they couldn't have done pre-determined that picked a pink one Timmy let's really stick it to the people who know what's going on look at his poor green hair this kid hasn't got a chance.

Once he gets his nails done, I don't want to hear a month from now that he gets bullied. You parents should be arrested. Not for this, but once he gets bullied. And he will. Because I'm sending some kids out there making one call. No, go ahead.

Go ahead. He's a handsome little kid. one call Frank some Rihanna to piss me off hey okay That ain't all he's gonna be blowing That's making me kind of horny What? Okay, nice going Wow, it's making me kind of horny. What? Okay. Nice going. Wow, you're progressive. This country is mentally ill.

This country is mentally ill when it comes to gender. It's mentally ill. It needs a fucking shrink. Problem is, there isn't one. The rest of the world is just as sick. I really just wanted to make sure, this is the dad talking, that he didn't have guilt or shame because it is something that he enjoyed and we have done together multiple times, Shearhard said, adding that he wants his son to enjoy life to the fullest at his age without strict gender norms.

Well, that's going to include a beating at the playground. The following, and I'm not condoning that either, but I'm just saying you set him up. The following school day, Shearhard said he spoke with Ashton's daycare teachers. I just told him, hey, I'd appreciate it if you didn't say that kind of thing to Ashton. Kind of let him do his own thing, Shehar recalled, and the teacher said, shut up, mind your fucking business and shut up. Sherhad, who was dating a transgender woman, I'll repeat that, the dad is dating a transgender woman I'll repeat that The dad is dating a transgender woman Let me redefine transgender woman For you people who might be confused

In your programs That's a biological male Who's identifying as a woman And could be transitioning Could have tits Might not Could have a dick Might not

Might have both And identity He identifies the dad as straight. Actively shares videos about his life on TikTok because like the rest of this generation, he's starved for attention and has over 900,000 followers, which I don't believe. Most of his videos highlight aspects of his life

because he's important. He's doing the right thing. You're the curmudgeon, followers, which I don't believe. Most of his videos highlight aspects of his life because he's important. He's doing the right thing. You're the curmudgeon, including his relationship, which he said makes him a target for hateful and transphobic comments. Yeah, because people have a right to their opinion about how you live, just like you're telling the teacher not to fucking tell your kid what to do. We're telling you what to do. See how it works? It's a two-way street, fuckface. I get stuff on my videos like, you're gay, you should go kill yourself. I can't believe that went through. Like all that kind of stuff. I've never experienced that kind of hate, he said. Yeah, because you didn't go

to high school with me. Nick, you're a Neanderthal. I know, I'm just having fun. Shearheart said that despite the negativity he sometimes receives, he wants to use his platform to advocate for LGBTQ students because, you know, nobody else is doing that, right? Please give me a call. Exactly. Get out of my fucking sight, Father of the Year. Is that it? That's the show?

That's the show. My goodness, my gracious, that flew right by. Anyways, that's it, ladies and gentlemen. Don't forget cameo.com. Don't forget that. If you want me to roast a friend or relative, go to cameo.com. I might get some tonight for Valentine's. That reminds me.

I have to run to the Sunoco station and get my wife a ratchet set. That's what she's getting. And some chewing tobacco. That is it. You guys think and I'll say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you back here tomorrow. Have a great day, everybody. Hi. Good night, everybody. guitar solo Outro Music