The Nick DiPaolo Show - Military Mayhem In Mexico | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1861

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

In this episode, Nick talks about Snowball Assault on NYPD, Jimmy's Famous Seafood, Mexico On Fire, Weed, A Squatter, A Murderous Mother and AI Creators Helping The Left! For a limited time, Nick DiPaolo fans get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, & 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://mengotomars.com/ The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Kiss my ass. Hey, take it easy. It's like that the situation. He was spraying for ants on his counter when he fell. Christopher's excuse. That's why it's the greatest show ever. Welcome to the live lineup, boys and girls. You get this show, you get louder with Crowder,

which I'll be doing next week in studio with him. And all these other great shows for free. If you want it, ad free, Rumble Premium is the way to go. So download the app. Get your news and some laughs. And, eh, ha, g-h. Today, I will be talking about snowball assault, which, fucking New York.

Anyways, we'll show you. On the NYPD, by the way. Jimmy's famous seafood is outside of Baltimore. And all of a sudden, they're more famous than they've ever been. We'll tell you why. Mexico on fire. There is father of a fucking war on drugs and really horrible. 26 National Guard.

Moke killed yesterday. Also, we have, there's a book out. It's called, do you remember? Code Red. Yeah, by, anyways, I'll tell you who it is. But it's all about AI and the elites, you know, who are investing in this and who know all about it. And they're scared that where it's going. but there's a whole book out telling you how the left is going to use it to win the midterms.

Doesn't this sound like a good show? Too bad it ain't. Anyhow, I'm going to fucking put the guitar away. I can't walk by it without picking it up. And then you look up, it's fucking three hours later. And I still suck. I mean, didn't start the clock. What do you got?

And I appreciate the advice, guys. I know you hear me talking about being able to sleep and shit. But the thing, and I really do. I love that even give me advice, but I did all that. Those are the first things I tried. And when it didn't work, you know, I'm like, well, fuck it. I'll pick up the phone. I know that's the worst thing.

You're right about that. There's no doubt about it. That light, you can feel it. It stays in your head when you shut off your phone. But also, what you're going to understand is I wait till later at night to find good stories for the next. day. You know I mean? So I'm not giving you shit from yesterday afternoon, which, you know, I should get that done a little earlier, I guess. But I can't because murder she wrote son.

And boy, do I eat that up with a spoon. Get the fuck out of here. If I see that bitch's face on fucking law and order fucking STD, whatever the fuck it is, what's that woman's name, actress? I don't know. But she's, it's her face. Thank you. Wow. For a guy that never answers shit, that was a good one. That's like a Jeopardy question. Oh, on the thing of Jeopardy, I've told you guys, right?

And you guys who watch Jeopardy know this. Before Final Jeopardy, they'll tell you what the category is, right? And then they go to commercial break and they come back with a question or whatever. I have now, you can't tell me this isn't creepy. I have guessed the right answer. five, ask my wife, five times before they go to commercial break and come back. Is that not fucking creepy? I did it again two nights ago.

What was my answer on that one? We were both fucking freaking out. Andy had to point out that I did it again. I had forgot it. I thought they had asked the question. That's how good I'm getting at it. There was one. It's like name a famous monument, whatever.

the fuck I forget I'm wording it wrong but I said the Rogers the Rogers Tower in Toronto the Rogers Center bang then there was I'm not gonna remember them all but then there was it was science it was science yeah it was scientists foreign science that whatever I go Louis Pastor bang my wife's got him down what the fuck I can't remember the one that was like two nights ago I wish I had a phone here like a real radio show. It was a, it was history, it was presidents. Not for fuck's sake.

Anyway, it's not that important. I'm just saying I'm a genius. It's weird. I mean, five times, we were freaking out when I did it twice, but it's fucking, that's, and you'd think I could have done better in school that type of perceptiveness. But, you know, tits and stuff. What?

Delicious. him. We don't like a tit, except a couple of figure skaters, maybe. How about that Johnny Ware that figure skater that did the Olympics? Guys, see guys like that? He's nuts, too. To me, he's not a tranny. He's just a really flamboyant gay guy. And, um, but to the point where he's a little mentally ill. He's sitting there with a woman's hair doing sparkly fucking shirt, matter to have come all over it and shit stains. And I'm just fucking going,

he's crazy. He's fucking crazy. Yeah, but he can put a sentence. Yeah, I know. And he was an unbelievable skater. But that's, I know. I probably have even gay fan, hopefully. I've met some after the show.

I did a show in Chicago, and this really dykey-looking broad comes up to me, like 30 years younger than me. Crew cut, like nine earrings. I go, oh boy, here it comes. We fucking love you. She's with her, you know, her partner who looked like the rifle man. And I thought they were going to chew my ass out.

You know, so I'm not saying. I'm just saying there's something a little off. Even when you're, even my favorite faggobot time, Paul Lind, the funniest bastard ever. Little fucking nuts, no? And of course, you're going to hear from them. Well, who are you to judge it? I'm me, that's who. Take the dick out of your ass.

Good night and good luck. All right, let's get on with it since I have eight stories, and I was up till three finding them for you. Real quick. Yes, sir. No show tomorrow because of Thursday. Thank you very much, producer. No show tomorrow.

Mr. Producer, Dallas, what's the organization on behalf of you? Go ahead. Law enforcement today. Law enforcement today. Is that something you headed up? No, no. You're working, but you shoot stuff for them, right? and he's going to D.C. tomorrow, and they have you interviewing people?

Yeah, we're going to the White House to interview cabinet members. Cabinet members. Do you hear that? You know, people who put away the silver and shit. So he's going to hopefully get some, you know, we're talking about like Telsie Gabbard and shit. I mean, and Dallas said, look, man, if you're going to pull me away from him, for my regular job, you gotta fucking give my show something. And they said, they, and this is what I said to Dallas. He said, yeah, they said, I could show some of the footage

that you're gonna get. And I said, you know what that means? They had to check my show first. And, I mean, let's be honest, that's not a big leap. They could have picked any random show and have me blowing Trump for five minutes. And I mean, and I've had Don Jr. on. So, who knows, Don Jr. might have been in the room going,

yeah, he's fucking fine. But that's at least how I see it. So yeah, so no show tomorrow, but we'll have that stuff hopefully on Thursday. And hopefully, you know, how about the snow? Might as well say we're right into it. New York City took a beaten. And like I said, usually it's either cold temperatures when you have a bad winter or a ton of snow. It's usually not both.

Usually when it snows, it's not freezing, freezing. But it snowed, and then they have two weeks of fucking five-degree wind. And it's going nowhere. And I remember being there when there was a couple blizzards and the dog shit. The snow does not like it doesn't look like it does on a prairie at Oklahoma. I'll tell you that much. You get homeless shit and needles sticking out of it. Find a donut, you eat it.

Because you know it ain't spoiled. Anyways, we're going to show you just a quick hit at the top of a clip of NYPD trying to do their job. Every year, the people have a big snow fight in Central Park. hundreds of people show up, which is kind of cool. But this year, and this is how you know, thanks to Mondami and the left and the, you know, the brags of the world and Letitia who do nothing but bad mouth. You read the quotes that Mandami had about cops, saying he wanted to get rid of him completely, they're Nazis, all the shit before he came there.

Okay. So these people that are left-headed fuckheads who liked the way he thinks, they take. They take that, you know, and go, oh, the mayor even doesn't like cops. So the cops, watch, they're being pelted. And by the way, you ever get hit in the face with an ice ball I have? You can put a fucking put an eye out. Ask my brother. He can't see anymore.

I was deadly. No. But since when did we get to this point? Go ahead. Show the video. A guy just ran up and smashed him in the back of the head with Snowdy. Do you see that? I ain't do nothing.

All I know is when somebody spits, if I spit on you, you know, at the airport it's assault. But you can run up and smash a piece of ice in the back of a cop's head. When do we get to that point? And it's really scary because that is the basis of law and order at that level. And it just shows you that city,

a good portion of it, being run by a fucking anti- And the ex-mayors, Adams and even Cuomo came out and said, this is Mondami's fault. Not that Cuomo was a, I don't remember the cops being treated too well under him, too, but he was definitely not anti-Cop. He hasn't said anything yet either. He did on the internet. Mondani did? Oh, Mondani, no, I meant Cuomo.

Oh, no, of course not. What's he going to say? He's going to say, it's so cold, I couldn't start my magic carpet this morning. Every time I see him, and I gave him. this is a gut felt for the monologue and he didn't use it. I was surprised. Every time I see Mondami, I think of that, and I've said this on the show, I think, in the movie Big, when Tom Hanks used to put the coin in the thing and the guy would predict your... Soldar.

That's who I think of, but I see Mondami. Or, for you people that are my age, Yakov Schmarnoff. See, if I knew this, I would have gave you a picture. Yakov Schmernoff was a funny, Russian stand-up comedian. Russian, you know, he came over here a long time ago. And in the 70s, he was on the Tonight Show all the time. And he was funny. He had some good fucking shit. And eventually, when he started to, you know, fade a little bit, moves to Branson, Missouri.

How popular he was. They built him his own fucking, you know what, what do they call him? They built him his own theater in Branson. And I think it's still there. And he would do like three shows a day and just break it. in the dough. Anyways, I forget why I brought up that asshole. Excuse me.

Oh, because Mondami looks like him. Look it up. You guys can go go have a good laugh later on. All right. Here's the first story. I think the best one of the day. Jimmy's really, really, really, really, really famous seafood. The real name is Jimmy's really famous seafood.

As Americans continue to celebrate Team USA's hockey 2026 Winter Olympics, Gold Victory over. Canada on both the men's and the women's side, an unlikely contender has slid into contention for the biggest beneficiary. Jimmy's famous seafood. I love how it has famous right in. I had never heard of it. I got the crabs in Baltimore more than once, and let me tell you, it had nothing to do

with the restaurant. Good night, everybody. Yes, the restaurant. Jimmy didn't just stumble into the spotlight either. The restaurant barreled its way into the national. conversation with a simple three-word reply on X, go fuck yourself. My wife tells me to get off X. Look what it did for them. They're selling fucking mackerel by the tons. As Outkick covered, Travis, what's his name? Travis? A very good

sports guy. As Outkick covered over the weekend, the Huffington Post, you guys know the Huffington Post is the most far left thing that ever came about. It didn't start it that way. Arianna Huffington used to come on Fox once in a while. And who knew she was a fucking... Anyways, it's as far left as it gets. They wrote a truly awful story claiming that many Americans feel

shame rooting for the United States at the Olympics. They put that right after the hockey game. The Elvet was proud of that story, even published a second time, and it also posted the story on its X feed. I'll just show you... Yeah, there it is. If waving

the American flag or chant you say, I can't read it because I'm blind, but turned you off right now. You're not alone. Says who? Who are you speaking for? Do I love how they speak for everybody? Take a big step back. Oh, no.

And literally, fuck your own face! That didn't go particularly well. Half-Pow got, as the kids would say, ratioed hard. I didn't know that. I didn't know that phrase. I'm using it when I go to the mall and try to pick up broads. You have a recio? Yeah.

Take you home and ratio you. As of this article's publication, the social media post has more than 27,000 comments and roughly 1600 likes. But the comment that really caught fire was the one from Jimmy's famous seafood. That reply has since racked up over 200,000 likes, more than 100 times as many as HuffPost's original post. So that worked out good. But here's the best part, Jimmy's co-owner and CEO, John Mneman.

Menardukas, Greek fella, was the one who fired off the post and he did it from a place you wouldn't expect. Here's him talking about the pose. Three words. Go fuck yourself.

That was actually my tweet. Interestingly enough, it was sent from a church. He was in church. church. It was Godchild Day or some shit, Godparents Day or whatever. And the game, they stepped outside because the game went into overtime. Like most fellows, I don't care. I could be at my mom's funeral. If the hockey, if it's overtime, I'm stepping outside. I'll say hi to when I get up there.

I could have said down there, Ma, but I didn't. Anyways, I love it. Mindaka said he was at God Parents Sunday with his kids when the men's gold medal game went into. to overtime. We had to watch overtime during the liturgy, he said. So he and a few others stepped out into the foyer to watch. And like plenty of Americans who saw the moment unfold, he felt it. The Post went mega viral, his post telling Huffington Post to go fuck themselves, which provided a perfect opportunity for Minidoccus and Jimmy's famous seafood to put American capitalism to work for them. The Baltimore Seafood Institution was flogamous. with orders.

I'm going to order from there. I'm afraid it won't be fresh by the time. I know they have dry ice and shit. Was flooded with orders from new customers wanting to show support for a restaurant that embraces American ideals. This has been the craziest day of my life in terms of work, he said. There has been an outpouring of support unlike any other, and it's just really humbling. He also often, listen to this, free crab cakes for life for any of the players, both men or women, the goal winning teams.

So that's pretty cool. If you're in the Baltimore and you don't get stabbed a shot, stop off at Jimmy's. Try to get there before you get a knife in the ass. And even if you do, you can hold the ice on it. What? Crab cakes in Maryland. It's the only thing they do, right?

Not, folks, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. Then you have, then you get the Ravens and the Orioles. Orioles might have to step it up. It's supposed to be pretty good this year. All right, but isn't that great? Don't you love it when somebody who's a communist cock sucker or a publication? Backfight. The backfired didn't hurt them, but I'm just saying everybody let them know.

Because most people don't feel that way. It's just another barometer. You're going to tell me Trump's going to get swamped in the midterms. I think they're underestimating how much Maga likes him. But then again, like I said, because they control the media, the left. Like I said, they would never win an election if they didn't have that advantage over us. I really believe that. Anyways, welcome a new sponsor. Let Mars Men help you turn back the clock. Mars Men helps optimize your body's natural testosterone production. You'll feel improvement in

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Let's move ahead to bienvenitos to Los Estados Unidos imbeciles. That's Spanish for welcome to the United States assholes. I put asshole in the translate. It came about imbeciles. I was a little disappointed. I thought I was going to get L. asshole. Mexico has quietly shipped nearly 100 suspected cartel drug traffickers. And believe me, they did it.

They didn't do it voluntarily. Trump's been putting a squeeze on them. 100 suspected, 100 suspected cartel drug traffickers to the United States to stand trial for charges after President Trump branded the group's foreign terrorist organizations last year and pressured the Mexican government to cooperate. The suspects include. the brother of Nemicio el Mentiono or Seguera, Zavantes, the brutal Hellisco New Generation Cartel,

also known as the C.J.N.G. Leader, who was killed by the Mexican army on Sunday. This guy was the equivalent of Tony Montana, they said. And he got fucking whacked on Sunday. The Justice Department said many of the 92 defendants released to the Americans had U.S. extradictics. requests that were not honored by, guess who? Joe fuckface Biden. That's the president of Mexico. Her last name is Shinebaum. I'm guessing she married into that name. She looks pretty Mexican,

don't she? Huh? She is, yeah. You know how we know that? She has an enchilada under each armpit. Hi, everybody. This is another landmark achievement in the Trump administration's mission to destroy the cartels who said that. Pam Bondi of the last round of Handover's announced. last month. The alleged cartel members, including terrorists from the Sinoa cartel, Sinaloa, I should say, CJNG, and others will now pay for their crimes against the American people. They're going to pay for their crimes on American soil. Among the first trench of narco criminals flown into the U.S. by Mexican military aircraft last February was Antonio a Sagada Soantes, nicknamed Tony Montana. I like how they put after Scarface. Well,

thanks for clearing that up. I'm a big Disney fan. you, fuck. Look at this. Me and Dallas will laugh, and I said, I said, does every one of these guys look? They always have two chins because they live well.

They got that, like Dallas said, a terrorist-issued mustache. It's always a frown. They're not happy about what they did. Here's some video. Oh, it's the real one. Homosexuality, Tony. You like men?

You like to dress up like a woman? What the fuck this one? This guy, am I kidding me or what? I still love that movie. And I always tell the story, the same thing. I went to see it when it came out, and like an asshole, I snuck down the hallway. I had my ticket already. The kid left the, you know what?

So I go down the hallway because the first showing was about to end in like a minute or two. I go down there. A kid comes out. Why he's leaving? I don't know. What do I see? I haven't seen the movie yet. It's debuting.

I see Tony Montana falling face first into the pool. You're a motherfucker. I tell you guys, skip the fucking door shut. Do you believe it? And this is what I did to fool myself. I go, that could have been anybody. And it worked. That's how retarded I am.

I lied to myself in one. I go, yeah, that wasn't him. Matter of fact, I had myself convinced that. It looked like Don Nott. You know, Bonnie Fife? Yeah, that's who fell in the pool. it didn't ruin the movie for him. He allegedly helped lead the CJNG alongside El Mancho.

I didn't Google what El Mancho stands for. And I've had the Al Mancho, El Torito. It's El Delish, so he's charged with cocaine and meth trafficking. That's the other one that surprises me. With all them crack and cocaine, they dabble in the meth too. I don't know if I'm going from meth. I guess so. In January, the United States took custody of the Sinaloa.

cartel bigwig Pedro Inzunza Noriega, who along with his son, Pedro Inzunza, Colonel, led one of the largest and most sophisticated fentanyl production networks in the world. Together, they were responsible. Listen to this, for trafficking tens of thousands of kilograms of the deadly narcotic into the United States. I don't get fentanyl.

Somebody has to explain it to me. Because I'm watching a cop show once, and they opened a trunk of some suspect's car, and the cop literally collapsed. and they said it was from the fentanyl. And it doesn't have to be a lot to make it. But then I see other ones. The car goes in a car and he's a bag of fentanyl.

I don't, maybe because it's sealed? I don't know. Somebody could explain that to me. Didn't you do fentanyl for a while in the Army? Yeah, you got used to it. He built up immunity. In total, the Mexican military has transported 92 dangerous fugitives. to the United States in three batches.

What are they fucking toll house cookies? They are wanted for crimes ranging from human and drug trafficking to money laundering, racketeering, and murder. The cases will be prosecuted in 13 states and the District of Columbia where they'll probably walk. Those convicted will serve their sentences here in the United States. Why? Keep your friends close, but your enemies close.

until a leftist judge lets him up there. Yeah, until some liberal whore. And I don't understand. Aren't judges accountable? Shouldn't we be arresting them? Every one of them that's just saying no to everything, Trump? Well, you can't do that.

Well, let's do it anyways. Because it's heading towards civil war. We agree on nothing. So let's do it. Let's see what happens. Go, no, fuck you. We're in charge right now. You know, it's hilarious.

They're counting on, they're excited because Eric Swalwell has close. the gap in California for governor. Eric Matt Neiman. Swalwell, the guy who fired it on air live, the moron who showed himself bench pressing. Just a retarded. He's the guy that was fucking the Chinese spy.

That's how stupid he is. And they're excited because he closed the gap. Steve Hilton is a white guy who had his own show on Fox. He's bald in with a British. accent. He's running for governor out there and he's winning. A righty. Again, I'm not going to get excited because they'll

steal it. They'll steal it no matter what the fucking outcome is. You know that. But that's pretty cool, right? Steve Hilton's anyway, let's continue with the second part of this Mexican. The War on Thugs, at least 25 Mexican National Guard

members have been killed in the new generation, Holisco cartels, retaliation following the death of its leader, Mencho that we told you about, in a daring military raid on Monday. Defense Minister Ricardo Trevea broke into tears as he revealed the scale of the cartels' attack on Mexico's military, which led the operation that killed the powerful drug lord Nemesio El Mentiono, Asaguerre, Zantes.

I'm glad he's gorgeous, like, I can't say the name again. It's too much. Mexico Security Secretary Omar Garcia-Hafuch. They all got three names. Look at this guy. Said the soldiers were killed in 27 cowardly attacks against authorities in Hylisco, adding that 30 cartel members

are also killed in the body. When you're a cop over there, this is the National Guard, I understand, but if you're a cop or a politician, it's like you're in war. When you take that job, you're putting a target on yourself. And there's a ton of cops who obviously are in business with them and a ton of politician, tons of judges, a lot of the presidents. That's how powerful these drug cartels are.

But Trump's like, fuck that. You want some help? You have to do this for us. And they said what? We need two utility infielders for the Yankees. Osagera and six of his men died following a military raid at his fortified compound. This is what's weird. It's fortified with Nyerson.

Doing Letterman today. Fucking neck's broken. You're going to see me in a wheelchair soon. Fortified compound in Holisco on Sunday, triggering widespread violence by Mexico's deadliest NACROA gang. They heavily are... Oh! It's our cartel members set up more than 250 road rocks.

Brocks. Yes, I'm from Beijing now. 250 roadblocks across 20 states with the heavily armed gangs, attacking military law enforcement. So you pull up in roadblock, and they just start shooting you dead in your car. Along with the National Hoard members, the cartel killed a prison guard,

an agent from the state prosecutor's office, and a female bystander, how Fook told the reporters. The Holisco cartel is Mexico's most aggressive gang and has access to heavy weapons, rocket launchers, drones, and now there's a whole story behind, do you remember when Obama was in office and we shipped a bunch of guns down there?

Best and Furious. Thank you, Dallas. He's on, fire today. Too bad he's not on the wheel of fortune. It'd be killing. Do you know that was one of my bits? Since we're talking about Mexican drug deal, well, Tony Montana was Cuban. But one of my bits as an open

Michael was Tony Montana on the wheel of fortune. I like to buy a bowel. That used to get a laugh. Woo! You know, A.G., I, Joe, Jew. Terrible. It would kill. You know why people are drunk at the fucking midnight show. Anyways, local and foreign governments have warned their citizens to stay inside as a result of the violence with several Mexican states canceling school on Monday. There's a bunch of Americans, including my sister's stepdaughter, she's at a wedding somewhere in Mexico, and they have to stay put.

I don't know why, I'll do respect you people that are going to Mexico. I don't know why you go to Mexico. Bill O'Reilly was saying, don't go to Mexico. He's been off the air for what? almost 20 years now? He used to go to Cancun. And I remember he wasn't there when this happened, but I remember him talking about it.

It was around the, it was a nightclub in Cancun. Now, they always, that tourist places usually were off limits, even for the cartels. They stayed away. But I remember reading in Cancun, a nightclub. Some cartel rolled in five or ten

severed heads onto the dance floor. that'd be enough I'd have to see that once and I go yeah I'm not going to Mexico anymore and I I hope I hope my my sister's stepdaughter

gets home just do what they say in the text it said I was reading my sister they they upgraded her room and a room of the pool or something was like here's what we're going to do

we know you could get killed Do you like content that of breakfast? Extra eggs. Oh, boy. Let's move on to our country going to pot. What do you mean? A study found teenagers who use Marijuana are at a higher risk of suffering from psychiatric issues, news that has research is deeply concerned.

The study was published in the J-A-M-A-M-HALTH Forum on Friday. It's a beautiful plant, isn't it? It looks just like the Buckeye. Doesn't it? That's how you used to tell my dad when I was smoking it. I thought it was Buckeye. He goes, Buckeye doesn't get you high. I go, it does if they win and you get a grand on him.

And he goes, shut the fuck up. And then he orphaned me. Aw. These results could inform the development of clinical and educational interventions for parents. Can I just say something? There was a guy in my town named Otto Moulton. He owned a very successful business. machine shop, filthy rich.

He actually had an ice rink in his back yard, like almost like a regulation size ice rink for his kids. And his kids were, they like, he went on a thing after he retired. He went on a national thing. I saw him on TV a couple of times about how damaging weed is. And everybody was laughing at him, you know, they'd have him on, you know, good morning America, I was shows like that. Everybody thought he was silly because he was saying basically what I'm reading to you right now.

interventions for parents, adolescents, clinic, as well as protective policies to prevent or delay adolescent cannabis use in the context of expanding cannabis legalization. It's getting more popular, obviously. Upon reviewing the findings, Dr. Ryan Sulton, a Columbia University psychiatrist told NPR, so it must be true. He said this is very, very, very worrying. The health data from 460,000 teenagers in Northern California, perfect, was analyzed and the young people were tracked until they reached the age of 25. The teens who had symptoms of mental illness prior to using marijuana, they were excluded from the study.

And it is Northern California. That left them with two kids. The young people who said they used marijuana doubled their risk of developing bipolar disorder and psychotic disorders, including schizophrenia. I'm not crazy. I just don't give a fuck. Now only a small fraction. Nearly 4,000 of all teens in the study

were diagnosed with each of these two disorders. Both bipolar and psychotic disorders are among the most serious and disabling of mental illnesses. The article said. And you can't talk about weed without bringing

experts in and these two guys had a good point. in this shit, man. Mostly Maui-Wi, man. It's California, but it. But it's got some Labrador in it. What's Labrador? It's dog shit.

What? Yeah. I have that staring well, by the way. You want to be real Italian? You get one of the... Those disorders... And I got that red pepper hanging from the... Those disorders come at a steep cost to society regarding...

Anybody... I could have told you this. I'm telling you, I went to school with a couple of kids who every, I mean like cigarettes, before, after, during, they could hardly put a sentence together when I ran into them in a bar 10 years later. Honestly, you could tell like a slurish, anyways, those disorders come at a steep cost to society. I'm sure there's another, somebody else has an opinion, it's bullshit, blah, blah, blah, and alcohol, whatever the fuck. Whatever, I report, I decide. The U.S. cannabis market is an industry with a value in the tens of billions.

But the societal costs of schizophrenia has been calculated to be $350 billion a year. But that is a legitimate argument about alcohol and how much that costs us a year between fucking violence and car accidents. Scientists are especially, I even, it's the shit so strong today. Or I'd be trying it to go to sleep. Because when I tried it a few times, I mean when I was in high school, it just made me sleepy. But then years later, when I'm in New York after an acting class, I'm not going to tell a story again, but I took a hit and I was fucking out of my mind. I was in line in the bank and my number came up and I ran out. It's a true story.

Yeah. Scientists are especially concerned because today's cannabis products contain two to three times more THC. That's the ingredient that makes you high than in the past. So maybe I will try it. That'll knock me out. Snoop said it good for you. Making them, in previous studies have shown that using cannabis during adolescence when the brain's still developing critical neural connection,

so the Polish kids are safe, may have lasting effects on cognitive functions that are critical to academic performance. I thought to take a shot at the Polish. We haven't been including them. I like to be inclusive in my stereotypes and whatnot. That's a keep of Dallas. No doubt about it. Look at that.

It looks like kale. I love kale, by the way. Have we make a Caesar salad with kale? Tremendous. Because the leaves are all bumpy and shit. And it holds the dressing. Sort of like a motel pillow holds jizz. What?

Squat on this. That's the headline. Not you. Squat. on this. Listen to this. This one, this, and you've heard stories like this before, a 40-year-old squatter who was locked up for taking over a $2.3 million mansion in the Washington, D.C. suburbs returned to the home after just over a week in jail. Let me guess she was black and female. That's what I said when I write it. That's racist. Well, okay, tell that to Tamika Good.

It ain't just what, I'm not saying it's just black because I've seen plenty of stories white people don't. Who was hit with trespassing and burglary charges last year for betting down in the Ritzie Bethesda, Maryland residents. She was behind bars for less than two weeks in the months long courtroom battle. I say we put in a new rule of law. Every time you report something like this, there has to be a picture of the judge in the fucking address on the internet here everywhere.

How about that? Yeah, but then somebody might take the law into their own hand. I'm glad you understand my concept. It took a 19-year-old next-door neighbor, a 19-year-old kid to blow the whistle on good squatting last year. What the fuck is happening? Check out the video. I had a family. I had a group of people breaking the back door of my mom's house.

I call the sheriff, I report a break-in. I tell them that the house is vacant. When they arrive, they say, there's a house full of furniture. There's nothing we can do. You told us it was vacant. Apparently they're living there. You have squatters. So what I learned from that is if I was able to show when they broke in, that they physically broke in the back door, when they did it, if I could show camera or I had an alarm go off, they would have been arrested.

It would have been a criminal offense. So in my prevention, I tell people, look, set up cameras, set up an alarm system. Okay, that's not. I can't listen to this fuck a more. Is that what you tell them? you tell them to set up cameras and shit so it's on them to go out and spend money and stuff how about this you dope

how about you make the law you can't squat period if it's not yours well there's ways around that we'll change the fucking law because this is fairly new I don't care if nobody owns the property right now you make the law nobody can take it over problem solved that's when people question lawyers and shit

in the legal system because, you know, they have to represent people. Can you imagine making an argument that, because she wanted it into it. She found it online. It's hers. Is that how it works? No. You can't squat anywhere, including the men's room.

How about that? You've got a shit standing up. Come on, who hasn't done that? I'll tell you who. Christopher Reeve. What? He stood up once. God.

What the hell's wrong with me? Nothing. Write it down. It's beautiful. You know who it was? A neighbor. Ian Chen. He's the 19-year-old.

Of course, Asian. Much more precocious. Student at William and Mary College, which is a hard college to get into. Who called the cops more than a year ago. I think my brother went there, actually, post-grad. This team is pushing state lawmakers to strengthen. It's a teenager pushing lawmakers to strengthening statute to keep squatters in check.

Exactly. You can't do it. I feel they should be a lot more proactive. Exactly. And let me tell you something. In some cases, people, most cases, somebody still owns the home. And how, I don't know, you don't go in there with a blow torch. I know you're going to go to prison or whatever the fuck. But you think you're going to take over my home.

And there's Shaka Khan trying to get into somebody's house. I feel, he says, I'm honestly shocked. This hasn't been fixed in 10 to 20 years. This is a 19-year-old kid who gets it and that this problem has been going on especially recently in every community across Maryland he says. So, Chuck Kahn.

Oh, just in this case. But why I'm referencing to her race because of this? Get out of my face. She snapped at a reporter during a break in a recent court proceeding. So in her mind, it's hers.

It's owed to her. Because, you know, her great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandpappy might have been a slave or something. So, you know, she's had it tough. And to that, I say, you fucking whew. Yeah, that's it. Go home, get my dinner ready. And don't make it pork rinds again. The squatter found her possessions piled up outside the home when she returned following her brief stimp behind bars.

Her lawyer, who should be hung by his penis, Alex Webster. Oh, Alex Carras, the football player, was on the show Webster, guy for the Detroit lines of a big gambler, told the Baltimore son this month that Good did her research. So according to her lawyer, she did her research. And again, maybe she did. And maybe legally she has a right. I'm saying change the fucking law.

Because most of the cases, they don't have, they just find it open or they bust into one that's been vacant for a year. She found out that a certain property was under the control of a certain group. Oh, let me guess. The white Americans. There was a title issue. He's justifying it. Due to the title issue, she was able to assume the property under squatters' rights.

And I'm saying, again, change those rights, those laws. It's that simple. Look at that house. Meanwhile, you know, she's on only fans showing her black nipples. It's not a particular squatter right, he added, but there are rights. known his squaders rights. Go fuck yourself. Take him out of the picture, too.

You get what I'm saying, folks. Then you get the guy put up some cameras. I'm going to go spend my money to film people in my house. Suck a bag of fucking ass cheese. Let's move on to murder she wrote. A money and

image obsessed Utah mom. I wonder if she's a mom. I'm just saying, these Utah moms, most of them are, well, not I'm just saying the ones on TV are really good looking, but they're fucking crazy. You know what I mean? Utah mom brazenly promoted a children's book. She wrote, this story was a while ago, but obviously it's coming into court.

She wrote about her husband's drug overdose. She wrote a book, a kid's book, about her husband's drug overdose death to help her and her kids cope with the death. Prosecutors say it was murder, she wrote. Corey Richens, here she is, 35-year-old house flipper. Look at it. She couldn't look more normal. killed husband Eric Richens on March 3rd, 2022,

with a fentanyl-laced Moscow mule. Fucking communists are always involved. So she could cash in on his $4 million estate and run off with her handyman lover. Prosecutor Bradley Bloodworth, guilty just by his name, said during opening statements Monday in Park City. The case scandalized the wealthy ski enclave

after allegations emerged that she used her husband's murder and her own kid's grief to promote herself in TV and in radio interviews. Here's the dirty bitch now. Well, my husband passed away unexpectedly last year, so it's March 4th was a one-year anniversary for us, and he was 39. It completely took us all by shock. And we have three little boys, 10, 9, and 6.

and, you know, we kind of, my kids and I kind of wrote this book on the different emotions and grieving processes that we've experienced last year. Wow, what an actress. Guys, they use that same shit, too, and they tell you they love you. They say men and fucking lie. Nobody lies like women. They're tremendous at it. Richens and for you three female fans of mine, sorry. Richens argues that her husband was a drug addict and overdosed on meds he took for his chronic back pain.

Haven't heard that a million times. The mother of three young sons also previously tried to kill Eric by dosing his sandwich. Excuse me, his sandwich with the powerful opiate weeks earlier on Valentine's Day. Well, at least she's a romantic. Then a year after the killing, Corey wrote a children's picture book. Are you with me? You can read into that title all you want. Threatening her kids.

Ostensibly to help her and Eric's three sons cope with his death. Richens' values and trades on her perceived appearance, affluence, and privilege and success. That's what the prosecutor said. The prosecutor laid out for the jurors a slew of allegedly damning circumstantial evidence, including that Richens and the judge, the man she was having an affair with Josh Grossman texted each other hours before the death that they loved each other. And months before Eric's death, Richens booked an exotic vacation to St. Martin in the Caribbean

with her lover scheduled for a date after Eric's alleged murder. Right there's enough for me if I'm on the jury. She also consulted a divorce lawyer during the same period. Bloodworth said Richens real estate company, get this, was financially drowning, and she was 4.5 mil in debt as she sought to project an image of success. But if she inherited Eric's $4 million estate, all her money problems would go away. Again, strike four. After his death, Corey wiped her cell phone.

Oh, yeah, that's not. And got a new one making internet searches on the new device, including, again. Can cops uncovered deleted messages on an iPhone? That was one of her searches. And also searching women, Utah prison, and luxury prisons for the rich. She didn't go to Walmart? I know.

That's how you know she's crazy. They actually give fucking murder discounts at Walmart. If you guys know what we're talking about, every time you watch the ID Network, I swear to God, nine out of ten murders, they bust the suspects at Walmart buying a shovel and a bag of lie at three in the morning. I got to develop that.

one I got a fine that might be the first chapter anyways so let's dedicate a song tour you let's do it in G I don't think the fuck you's necessary in that song do you hear in the background look it's attractive 35 year old woman nuts she might as well be six on a 50 pound she's on a 50 pound now I'm doing it now I'm doing Oh, I'm not even going to try to think of his name. You guys be like, he is losing his mind. AI elites. This one's a little dry, okay, but it's, I found it very interesting and informative my headline.

AI elites drumming up fair for midterms. There's a whole book about it, like I said, Code Red by Winton Hall. There it is. Over the next nine months leading up to the 2026 midterm elections, Americans should expect a torrent of messaging designed to, to heighten anxiety over real and perceived AI job losses, a plan left-leaning globalist billionaires' hopeful sour voters' economic outlook and help Democrats return to power.

The political playbook has three parts. Now remember, folks, you're like, why would they want to be against? Because their wet dream is them. They're practically running the planet now. when you say, why do they let people out on the streets and shit, the judges, and they're all on that side. They want it, so there'll be 10 people ruling us and we'll all be fighting, you know, in our communes. The political playbook has three parts. Number one, convince Americans that mass AI job loss is inevitable.

Well, I think that's already been done. Channel that, unless you're not paying attention, channel that fear into galvanizing support for universal basic income, UBI. Do you know what that is? The government gives you like a fucking allowance for the month. They do it for some poor people in Illinois, like some in Chicago or somewhere. It's communism. That's redistribution of money in the long term. That's what they want.

That's their goal. Thirdly, co-op, populist concerns over AI data centers driving up electricity and water bills for everyday Americans in the short term. The strategy, years. in the making. Did you hear that? Is backed by hundreds of millions of dollars for left-leaning Silicon Valley cash and a sprawling ecosystem of advocacy groups

and nonprofits. I'm sort of noticing a lot of that already, aren't you? Every story has, every bad story has either Soros in it or is an NGO. Right? The left-leaning billionaire AI Titans running

America's frontier labs are playing their part too. week after week, they deliver a steady drumbeat of dire headline-grabbing predictions that keep investors cutting checks, businesses buying in and everyday Americans in their, in other words, you know, you better get on board now. You better invest in us because you ain't going to have a few. And people who have money are doing that. So, like they said, in years in the making. What the hell's going on out here?

Just weeks ago, Anthropics, CEOs. Dario Amodi published a nearly 20,000 word essay doubling down on his prediction of an AI jobs bloodbath within the next 12 months to five years. How bad will it be? Emote warns we could see the disruption, he says, of 50% of entry-level white-collar jobs. Don't give me that smart out of your shit.

So you've got to decide, you know? I mean, is he just fair mongering? even if he is, and it's going to happen. It might not be a year from now, or it might be. I'm just saying the reason they're doing this is, like I said, people with money have to get in on it. You don't want to be caught, you know, behind the eight ball. Two weeks ago, Microsoft AI CEO Mustafa Soleiman,

the whiteest Islam, white as, whatever, Arab, said the AI jobs apocalypse could come even sooner. Are you kidding? I'm trying to think how that affects me as a stand-up. Maybe I'll take the year off. They can do a, I almost said Holocaust again, instead of a hologram. They can do a Holocaust to me, you know,

kill six million Jews and say, I did it. White collar work where you're sitting down, he's saying these are the jobs that could go away. White collar work where you're sitting down at a computer, either being a lawyer or an accountant. I heard a lawyer. We did a story last week about a lawyer saying his job isn't even going to exist,

or an accountant or a project manager, or a marketing person, most of those tasks will be fully automated by an AI with the next 12 to 18. Folks, that might as well be tomorrow, the next 12 to 18 months. You know how many, you know, fuck. I remember hearing this stat years ago,

as far as the number of lawyers in America, it was almost 1% of our population, which is fucking ridiculous. That was like 10 years ago I heard that stuff. Trump AIsar, David Sachs, is quick to point out that so far, mass AI-driven job losses have yet to manifest. This is Trump's guy. To the contrary, he says, the AI data center construction boom and the surrounding energy

production that supports it is benefiting workers, including electricians, concrete porers, plumbers, drywall hangers, and other. Because you do need, you still need brick and mortar, as, you know, lack of a better term, to house these things. But eventually all those things will be built, then what? But I have faith in Trump because behind the scenes, he's big on this AI shit. It's almost too difficult, I guess, to talk about it.

But he better start. By the way, state of the union tonight, tomorrow, tonight. What are we? Where am I? Hello? The Wall Street Journal has described data center buildouts as a gold rush for construction workers, boosting some wages by as much as 30%

and lifting some trades into six-figure income. Well, that's fine if you're an electrician or a plumber, but there's a million other jobs. AI industry elites, they are single-mindedly focused on scaring people with some of these headlines around AI job loss, said SACS on the All In podcast. It's a tried and true tactic of people,

listen to this, who want to give more power to the government to scare the population. that's what they do right and then they cause problems and you run through the government to fix them that's how they stay in fucking it's the oldest game in the book that but I'm pro pro

promoting the book for them anyways Code Red Winton Hall I still haven't got to you know Peter no no the guy that does great he did great books on the Clintons

and he does all the scandal Whiteser Switeser yeah that's it anyway Have you had the Schweiger? All right, folks, that is if it for today. If I add three minutes to it.

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and I hope she breaks the other one. And I make fun of them. Or happy birthday to Grammy. That type of shit. That's it. That's all I can think of. I'm tapped. You guys, thank it I'll say. You're very welcome. We'll see you here on Thursday. Watch the State of the Union, because I'll take some notes there too.

And, yeah, we'll see you on Thursday with hopefully some good interviews. If not, you know, I get puppetry. Have a great rest of the day. Take care. Hi. Good night, everybody.