The Nick DiPaolo Show - Minneapolis Morons At It Again | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1840

Episode Date: January 15, 2026

In this episode, Nick talks about Minnesota Won't Learn, Not So Friendly Skies, Only Fans Plane Fiasco, Trump Flips Off Heckler, Gen Z, FB Leadership Change, Falcons Hire Ryan and The Left Celebrates Scott Adams Death! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloSho MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Hi, everybody. Welcome to the live lineup. I'm Bruce Cassidy. We get my show, Loudow with Crowder, and all these other handsome fellas that are rolling by on the screen. If you want an ad-free, two words for your Rumble Premium. So follow my channel. Download the Rumble app, and you know you did something good today already. Today I'll be talking about all kinds of stuff, fat women and cats in that order. No, Minnesota won't learn the not-so-friendly skies. Had a couple incidents that took place at airports and on a plane that I think you like very much. And the greatest president of all time just became greater when he gave a guy a finger

and told him to fuck you twice. He's just the best forever. Well, that's not presidential. Says who? Says fucking who? What's presidential? You know, presidential is General MacArthur was a presidential.

Somebody like that. Also, Facebook, meta, otherwise not a Zuckerber, high as an Arab. Boy, that's news in itself, ain't it? Good-looking one, too. And she used to work for Trump. Yeah, yeah, boy.

So that's that. That's what we got on the stove today. I was trying to think anything happened since I left here. I don't know, but I got to have my neck checked out. I don't know. I think, did I say this already in the show?

But I bought one of them fucking, and I'm blaming on that. But I don't know, man. I'm starting to think I'm going to go the way of the guy that invented Dilbert. I'm not sure if you're supposed to do that laying down watching TV. You know, I don't know if you're kidding with that, but I was doing it laying down. Do you know that? Because you can. Because it's still your chest.

funny. You nailed me there. Only once. I mean, I usually stand up and do it. And it's funny. I know they look like gimmicks and shit, but some of the shit works. Even that wheel when you get on your knees and do your abs, I mean, that came out years ago, but it looks giddity or whatever to fuck, but you see it in gyms, and it works unless you, you know, you're a fat fuck'em. But Jesus, I can't, I remember when I had to go to that funeral, you know, on Thanksgiving up in Connecticut. And we're in the parking lot of the funeral home. And they asked me to back my car in.

And I was like this, even though I get the screen here, but you don't trust that. I don't trust it. I use it sometimes. If there's like a Puerto Rican family behind me, I make sure they're still on a screen when I'm done. No, P.R. You know, I love you. But I was like this.

And I can, about this far with range. And after I parked my car, this guy. who works at the funeral home, he's a part-time comedian, he fucking loves me, and he goes, Mr. DePaulo, not a very good parking job. And I'm like, yeah, fuck you. What do you think you are?

Go bury somebody. Great guy. Great funeral home, by the way. So if you die, do it in Connecticut, in Waterbury. How great is that? He's a comic, and he works at a funeral. I go, We better take on death.

I know. I said, you must have a, he goes, you're preaching to the choir. How can you not have a ton of material if you're in a home? You know, you're like, yeah, I was making out with one of the bodies downstairs. She was hot. Well, she was cold, but she was hot. You know. So, yeah, I don't know what's going on there.

It just sort of came on. I'm telling you, folks, look, I'm in pretty good shape for a guy who, you know, I played sports most of my life. younger. I mean, and let me tell you something, when we were lifting weights in the 80s, um, nobody knew to warm up, you know, you stretched a little bit, but then you jump on the bench. Yeah, put 301 on fucking, you know what I mean? And, and a lot of guys dislocated shoulders like I did because of that. Um, it was, uh, yeah, there wasn't much, you know, squats going all the way down. I never even did those back then. I had something called Osgood slatters. In junior high school,

I got it. It's when your knee tendons while you're still growing. It happens. If you keep doing something repetitively jumping, all of a sudden I had two bumps sticking out. I still do. Like they don't really go away because you're still growing. I forget the explanation. It's called Osgood slatters you can Google it. And I got that during junior high and gym class for a week. We were doing that high jump thing. And we were doing it like 10 times a class. And we'd get in there early, me, my buddies and practice and shit.

Then all of a sudden, by the last day, like Friday, I couldn't. I had to sit it out. And I'm limping home and shit. And there were these two big, so I had to go to a doctor. And they're still kind of there. It's fucking weird, man. that and you know I busted up both shoulders had them both reconstructed so and these I gotta tell you that doctor I'd blow him today these I'm good you know but the rest of it you can't

it's just fucking age that left hip of mine I wake up now I have a thing it'll start achemil I'm watching TV and I have like a right here on this beautiful ass of mine it fills up with some type of fluid. You know, I mean? Andy can see it. She's like, holy shit. And it's kind of warm to the touch. Yeah.

It's just some pus bubbling up in there. But that'll stick around for a few days than that goes down. And honestly, I haven't worked out in months for the first time of my life. Feels kind of good. But I can't. Between the sleep problems and my fucking hip. Like I said, getting old's like being in an old car. You're stuck in it.

Shit's breaking off. You just put it back on. But when the transmission starts to go, which is your liver and heart, you're fucked. You can't sell it. Let's do it. Lesson not learned. A woman, of course, was yanked out of her car by federal agents for allegedly impeding an immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota on Tuesday. This isn't the other one we've been talking about for a week. This is yesterday.

Less than a week after a mother of three was fatally shot and deservedly so. Footage captured the chaotic scene that broke out when the unidentified driver positioned. I swear to God, this generation, she wants her 15 minutes on the internet. I swear to God, they're that fucking crazy. Well, you could get shot, Diane. I don't care. I'm going to pretend I really give a fuck about immigrants. Why doesn't somebody, Why don't I see these ice guys grab them and go, here's a picture of what we took off your streets in the last two weeks.

Fucked a baby. Fucked another baby. Rapist, killer. Do you still call these people your neighbors? Well, I don't think I want to see that. Then everybody on the internet would see it. I don't know if it would change their minds. Like I said, they're completely gone.

Anyway, she was seemingly blocking ice vehicles from driving through during an anti-ice protests in Minneapolis, agents attempted to clear the streets of the screaming protesters when they, don't you know, any of you work? When they walked up to the female driver who appeared to be wedging agents between her vehicle and another car blocking the road. You know what? Yeah, maybe, yeah, suicide by ice.

That's what they call it when you, in the hood, when you go outside with all your gold and shuner rings and shit. Yeah, I mean, what are you doing? Are you happy now? You made it. You made it on the internet. You dumb twat. What the fuck? Let's take a look at the video just to confirm the idiocy going on in Minneapolis.

Good friends. How do the cops not just lose their mind and start spraying people? Again, I say rubber bullets in an assault-type rifle. That'll scatter them. It looks like a date I had in high school. You're going into my apartment. You believe that shit, folks? After what's gone on?

And she's got some real good friends here. They're going, go! Those are the last words that other broad herd who got killed. So real bright people there. I don't know what the fuck happened in Minneapolis, man. One enforcement and removal operations agent leaned into the black sedan and appeared to unlock the driver's door before opening it, allowing another agent to grab the...

woman. Protesters on the street blew their whistles. That's going to stop. I's a couple of lanyards. Fucking blew their whistle. And do you hear the guys going, force is not law? Those are already

pre-written. They can't even make shit. Do you understand? They get scripts. Law enforcement. Yeah, law enforcement. It's got the word force in it. Un fucking real. But it is. You can tell it's all staged. These people

they meet. It's called Ice Watch. That's what the other woman who got killed belonged to, a group. Because, you know, they have that group mentality. They have no oof. Protests on the street blew their whistles like homosexuals at a gay pride parade.

Minutes later, the protest is wearing black hoodies and gas masks. We're seen banging against the federal agent's cars as tear gas pepper balls and pepper spray were deployed. In an attempt to get control of the unruly debiers, we call them. Ice Eero, acting executive association director Marcos Charles, told Fox News that officials

had arrested at least 60 protesters who impeded, impeded us or assaulted an officer. And again, I'm not kidding about the rub of bullets and shit. They get hit with that. They're not coming near you. And you don't do it like Iran. You don't shoot them in the eye because you could kill some. You shoot their legs and whatever the fuck until they put on pads. But seriously, that's not going to impede them.

A couple guys wrestling some people to the crowd. You know what I mean? I don't fucking, I really don't understand that. Or like I said, how about, I've said a million times, how about fire hoses, especially in Minneapolis at this time of year? Yeah. I'd like to get doused in 17-degree weather. President Trump warned Minnesotans, a day of reckoning was coming.

He meant that to the good people that like him. After his administration was sued for its continuing ice operations in the state, he deployed another 2,000. That's why I love him. And that's what he means. Another 2,000 ice agents or military in some form. Yeah, that's right. it's weird.

The situation in Minneapolis sort of like a parallel to what's going on in Iran. Trump's trying to, he's like, I will be there to save you. Just hold on. Too bad he hasn't done anything since you get into office, huh?

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NACA? No, Nicker. And they'll take it the wrong way, the way I meant for them to take it. Sure. Headline, not so friendly skies. Very hacked, Nick. I know, but I was tired. A foul-mouth flyer unleashed on Eric Adams. Remember the former mayor of New York at an airport,

prompting the former Big Apple mayor to snap. Go fuck yourself. don't make me like you now and one he goes to the girl you're going to see the Brooklyn in me which you don't want to see your brother say that if you ever been fucking a Brooklyn

you know the heated exchange which was caught on video and posted to Reddit Tuesday does not show what led up to the doesn't show what led up to the argument maybe her big mouth I'm guessing Put them up, put them up. But at one point, the masked passenger tells his honor, Eric Adams, this is after they were arguing.

She was ragging on him. Please punch me in the face. I would like if you punched me in the face, please. That's a sick question. You're a sick fucking. I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer it. Boy, you wouldn't have to ask me twice. I would fucking, since I got sucker punched by that girl eight years ago, I would unload like a good hockey fight.

My shoulder would come out and she'd kick me in the face and my hip would break. But here's the video and I'll explain to you what exactly is going on here. I'm not a huge Mayor Adams fan. I thought he sucked as the mayor. But, you know, he was a law enforcement guy before mayor and he ain't going to take too much shit. All right? Yeah, fuck you. Those things are over.

Yeah, good. Thank God. Damn. I just hear ugly-ass face everywhere. Haleigh, ass-face. He should have strangled over that fucking scarf. All right, I can't. I'm smelling shit as she walks up.

That takes a lot of balls to go up to a public figure, you know, and you know other people are filming, to go, fuck you and all this shit. in their face, knowing that if he did anything, he'd be in deep shit because he's a public figure and she'd sue him for everything. Takes zero balls, and she has zero balls. But she is of that generation, again, that's never been smacked in their face.

The parenting has been horrendous. Let me just say that for the last two to three generations. Horrendous. You guys suck at Raisin kids. It's why I didn't have any. I didn't want them to fucking turn out like that. This, this is the answer when they're six and they talk shit.

Don't do it black. You got to beat the money. No, you don't have to beat him. Nice fucking Marine backhander I used to get. Father had a nice move. My father would be a fucking 11 feet at the kitchen table. I go, yeah, Robert. That fuck you, Herman Monster.

How'd you reach you? I'm no fucking kidding. A spank on the ass. Whatever to make them cry. Oh, Nick, you're living in the dark. No, you guys. My generation is a lot well better behaved. Sorry.

Go fuck yourself. I'm not the mayor anymore, Adams replied. And I would like to see more of that when you were the mayor. The pair got into it while getting off the flight in Dallas. I thought I recognized that fucking airport when she kept walking. There's a whatever right there. I've been to every gate 10 times in him. You're going to see the Brooklyn and me.

NYPD, former NYPD captain, 65-year-old snaps as he leans into the woman on the sky bridge. I thought he was going to give her a nice body check. prompting the passenger to push him out. He should have just pinched her ass, but blocked the camera behind them. You know, she would have loved it. They loved that shit. I heard they like it.

Unbelievable. It takes no balls to ambush somebody. While wearing a mask is another great point. Yeah, what's that on for? That shows you right there how ignorant. she is. I still see people with them. And I just, and this is a guy who I'd always get a cold after I flew. I would get, there was a few years where I was so run down, I would get sick every time I flew. And I still didn't wear one because I listened to the science when COVID was going on.

And the doctors said, no, it's penetrable. Air can penetrate it. I guess they were lying. They don't know anything. Reddit users were quick to react to the stunning footage. Did he just say you'll see the Brooklyn of me. Okay, Grandpa, one dumb Gen Z wrote. Grandpa could kick the shit out of her, okay? Adam's spokesman Todd Chaparro noted that he's a private citizen and he was harassed, which is exactly true. The clip is selectively edited, lacks critical context.

This is a guy talking for the former mayor. And misrepresents what actually occurred, he said without elaborating. You know, again, she made it to the internet now. You don't think she's like, did you see me? We are so media driven. There's generations that'll do anything. And how do you know that? Well, how about the ones that are doing a selfie at the top of a mountain

and they fall fucking two miles and hanging off the outside of a skyscraper? Look at me. Bye, bye. I mean, everybody in America likes to get on camera and shit. Oh, by the way, speak of that. You know, I went to hockey game the other night, the Savannah Ghost Pirates. It was on local TV here. When I say local TV, ABC affiliate, it was on here in Savannah.

So I recorded it. I get home and I'm looking through it yesterday, and I'm looking for me and Andy in the crowd. Jesus, me and Davs had to have a cough off. I get out of the car. I found a cigarette in my, and I don't focus. I don't smoke around a day. One in the morning, one at night.

And I hadn't had one, and I'm like, fuck it. I won't have one today. But it's standing up there calling my name. Right out here, I smoked it. I knew this. Anyhow, yeah, so when you're at that game, they have, and it's not that big of rink, it's not like Boston Garden, whatever, 18,000. There's probably, I don't know, 8,800, 10, I don't know, but they put the can, the house lights

are on, they, the whole time during the game, there's people up on the jumbo truck. I swear to God, so I'm watching, and they're zooming on people's faces. I swear to God, me and Andy, the only two, that they, they never came to our section. You can see the guy with a camera, but I caught out of the corner. I paused it and I see, you know, I go, oh, please don't that, don't let that be me with the fucking white hair and the blue shirt on. Sure enough.

I see the, and I had a black hat on, which I did. And then I see the woman next to me who had a green ghost pirate's hat. It was fucking it. I swear to go, they're like this. So I'm happy. They didn't get the front shot. I'm just saying that's the only TV I've done in five years.

How's that for a career? Let's move on, okay? Let me tell you some, Frank. I'm just waiting for fucking Monday night. Well, this weekend, great fucking football this weekend, NFL. Those games are, you know, I'm going to give the NFL it's due because the moment we bad-mouthed them, but the parody is perfect come playoff time.

And you know it. When you see the matchups, you don't even have to wait for the game. You're like, these guys, I've seen enough of them. They are so even. And this is also the time of year. that every week that goes by, the more depressed it gets because it's almost over. That's Dallas bringing his sunny point of view again. Jesus, I thought I was a doubter.

Me and him get, when we get here, I walk in a black rain cloud forms, right in the middle of the road, and starts pouring on our equipment. It's like when me and Mark Marin used to get it. Mark Merrim was another fucking real negative Nellie, as we call it. And we used to laugh at the comedy cellar table. I think he said that actually too. When we, you know, there's a thunderstorm the minute we show up.

Headline, only idiots. I don't even remember what it is. Oh, like only fans. Two intoxicated only fans, that's the kind of pornographic site where every chick above a six puts on a bra and panties and nose pussy cells and it's what's really ruining America but I don't have a problem with it.

I don't know. I don't sign out. for anybody, but you get these, you know, you got these horny, lonely welders on food stamps in their 50s. Two intoxicated only fans' models were kicked off an American Airlines flight and you wonder why don't want to fly. And this shit never happens in my planes.

And if it was two, it wouldn't be it wouldn't be only fans girls. It would be two 78-year alcoholics that slapped the black flight attendant because it wasn't enough scotch in the back. They were arrested for wrongly. sitting in first class. I would beat them if they were my seat and refusing to get up because they had big tits and they have a pussy and they think that makes the world theirs.

Boasted about their arrests across social media. Once again, hey, we're famous. Sinaya Blanchard and Jordan Lantry. I bet it's supposed to be Landry but because minorities put the tea with the D is and white people are doing it now too because we all want to be hood. Lantree, they look like a couple of cardixtry. They look like a couple of cardi cousins. Don't they? Or Japanese fuck dolls. The one on the right looks like a Japanese fuck doll.

What's the model number on that? Doesn't she look fake? The one on the left could be a Kardashian. Anyways, they put on a viral spectro. Of course they did. In front of curious passengers when they were hauled off a plane for their disturbance before takeoff at Miami International Airport. But boy, there's going to be, I would say, well, they're smart enough to write a book,

but there should be a thousand books coming out in a few years, like retired flight attendants of the shit that they, because the last 20 years has been peak for stories like that. Let's take a look at these two very, very bright women and setting back feminism about, I'd say, 150 years. Let's take a look. I'm getting kicked out because I didn't sit in their right fucking seat. The one that squatted down you because I had to do a little yoga. You think they're hurting for attention?

They have enough work done on their face. Look at this. Now, I never see this at the airport in the elevator when I get on by myself. I'd go, oh, did you fall? And I'd pick her up like a six-pack. Yeah. I know that's from 1970 that joke, but it's still funny. Only fans, only whores.

Lantry, who wore a gray sweatshirt and black leggings, dropped to the floor to do a split, angering the officers who detained her. And sorry, she says, I just had to do a little yoga. She giggled. Oh, you're such a funny fuck. As she was picked off the floor. Is that her? That's her.

See, again, I never open an elevator door and see that. Go, boy, am I hungry? Blanchard, 34, and Lantry, 31, better known as Twatface and Dinkweed. No, better known as Sanya or Saniya, Mallory, and Lacey Jane. That's my screen in. On the subscription-based site,

that's only fans were asked multiple times to leave the first class seats you can't really argue that but again they think you know and it's all pre-planned you know and find their own

before cops were called on board fucking believable according to arrest a affidavit viewed by the post the pair had traveled to Miami to celebrate Lantree's birthday you get on a plane and fly to city. See, because

they're broads, and again, they'll get all the attention, all the free drinks they want. That's why they look like they do, and it's what they do. And when you call them a horse, somehow they get upset. And I get upset with them. There's no need to do. Let them do what they do. Lantry documented the pair's journey on

Instagram. Of course she did. What's the point in doing it? It's not on Instagram. And shared the onboard confrontation with American Airlines officials during the alleged drunken outburst. This cop looked at her and said, The hell's wrong with you?

Look like a Puerto Rican whore. She goes, she's very smart. I am. Look at her doing a split. Imagine her lips are going to get stuck to that dirty floor. Do you have your boarding passes? The agent asked,

no, we don't. This is the answer to the... Obviously, we're drunk and you guys don't want to deal with us. Boy, perceptive chicks. One of the influencers said that in the video post. Oh, they're influencers.

And again, okay, that just says it all right there because they are. They influence younger, dumb girls who go, look how, she got 240,000 views. Let's go get fake tits and sit in first class seats. It'll be fun, Diane. Diane's the whore this week. America Airlines officials called for law enforcement, accusing, again, rubber bullets would shut them right up, accusing the women of being intoxicated and refusing to leave the aircraft.

But they got what they wanted. And they're going to show it when they get to Miami. Like the guys are going to go. Okay. Those are the girls. I don't mind if you drop something in their drink. Those are the ones should wake up. Spread Eagle naked in the lobby of a fucking holiday inn

bleeding from the ass. What? Oh, stop. Blanchard and Lantry were asked multiple times to get out of this. seats but continue to refuse and were arrested. The brazen models, oh yeah, big balls, were charged with misdemeanor trespassing on property after warning. They were taken to the Turner Guildford Knight Correctional Center. That's a good one in Miami for booking. All right, ladies, good for you. Hope those numbers go up and only fan. I know they're good.

I'm going to check them out and see what they got one of those filthy brains of this. Don't ever sit in my seat first class. I was flying coat for 30 years, but I got to enjoy that every flight. I told you, they asked Phil Donnyu when he was alive, obviously. What was the best part of being famous? He goes flying first class without even hesitation. And I'm like, I can see that. It really is. That and having a car picking you up. Thank you, Stephen Crowder. It's a beautiful thing. It makes it almost bearable to fly. But see, guys, that doesn't happen when I do a gig. I land in Phoenix and some kid who's the doorman at the club shows up. He's high as a guy that can smell skunk weed on him.

He's driving a fucking car that's got six feet of McDonald's bags and fucking food on the seat. He moves it over for me. And that's the glamour. What's so funny, though, in the 80s when stand-up was booming and everybody was making a ton of money. As a middle act, and I only feature for like six months, they would fucking improv. They would pay you to fly in. I tell kids guys that today, you know, middle acts or even they're like, what? Yeah.

They had enough money that'd fly the feature act, not the headline of the Feature Act and put them up. How cool was that? Anyways, let's move on. Trump lets Heckler know where he ranks as great president. Trump's letting the heckler know. President Trump flipped off a person who shouted that he was a pedophile protector during a Tuesday trip to a Ford plant in Michigan. Boy, this country is just filled with people I'd like to burn alive.

A clearly irritated president pointed twice and mouthed, fuck you from an elevated platform at the unidentified heckler. You know who it turned out to be? Hillary Clinton, it was unbelievable. Then extended his middle finger. got him flipping the bird to the... Fuck you! Fuck you!

He yelled at him too. How do you not? And again, you can hear the left. Oh, that's real presidential. Yeah, really. Again, once again, I'll say it again. The president's supposed to be one of us that we can relate to.

And he knows that. And if you think that hurts him, first of all, the people that are bothered by that, you're not going to vote for him anyways. That might pick up some independence. because it's the douchebag yelling shit. Once again, yelling at somebody, the most famous person on the planet right now,

knowing you're not going to, there be no repercussions. That hit a nerve with Trump on that one. Fuck you. Suck it. Sucks a lot of dick. I never like dick. Like mosquitoes.

White House Communications Director, Stephen Chung confirmed the authenticity of the video Oh, yeah. Oh, you know what? See, that's the other thing. You do have to do that now. And again, again, I'm going to say it again, folks,

because I'm such a skeptic about everything. Soon as I heard about AI. And remember back in the 80s, I'm sick next to my friend, Tony Seymour, the eye doctor, by the way. We're watching CNN. And they did a little thing where they put the person's mouth saying with somebody.

And I go, I go, you got to tell me the news is not going to fucking use that soon? You know what I mean? I didn't know what I was talking about. AI. But everything I see now, I see these, these cute little videos of a little baby playing with a puppy and shit. And the baby's laughing and the puppy's licking it. You don't know that that's fucking, they, fuck, a kid 18 years old going to do that. Anyways.

They confirmed that Trump really did that. And for that, I say, I'm loving you. A loner tick was wildly screaming expletives in a complete fit of rage. And the president gave an appropriate and unambiguous response, Scheng said. See, that's one of his staff defending him.

Unambiguous. It wasn't the ring finger. Also didn't try to hide it. It said, well, it must be an unambiguous. Yeah. He didn't say, he had a cramp in his middle. finger. That was not intended to. The incident was not seen by members of the traveling White House press pool, initially creating doubt about the video's authenticity. You mean,

all right, when I want something authenticated, I go to the press pool. What do you suck in my left nut? Please, suck the right one. Good night, everybody, and good luck. The pedophile protector, heckle, that was a clear reference to the Justice Department's slow release of files on notorious late sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein, who died when he slipped in the tub at the prison. The ongoing, oh, by the way, quick update on Timothy Busfield, the actor who was hiding from the FBI and everybody else because of sexual assault on a couple kids.

He gave himself up. they were like at his house arresting him. You know what that'll do? They'll put him in Kevin Spacey in a hit movie for the ongoing release of, again, we don't know if Kevin Bussfield is guilty or not, but again, when you hide from the law enforcement, kind of tip in your hand. The ongoing release of files was mandated by a transparency law that Trump unsuccessfully attempted to derail last year, framing interest in Epstein as a Democratic hoax.

excuse me, designed to smear him for his association with a disgracefying nancy. Why has that been debunked? Trump, and again, you want us to believe that if Trump did have was tight with Epstein and did something wrong, you want us to believe that wouldn't have been brought up the day he came down the escalator. Yeah, meanwhile, exactly. Meanwhile, the Clintons, bills putting out a Cuban cigar. and somebody's pussy.

I'll tell you. I gotta get it rid of the smell. It's worse than a cigar, sweet a guy. Hillary's like, oh, Bill, don't be an asshole. Trump has said he broke off his friendship with Epstein for poaching. Ever poached salmon, it's delicious. Poaching Mar-a-Lago staff years before the pedophile was initially arrested in 2000. That sounds real in 2006.

Because, you know, Trump has a bunch of young hot girls working at Mar-a-Lago. And Epstein went down there and said, hey, man, I get connections in Hollywood. Anyways, let's move on. You know, I don't want to sound too much like a fuddy-duddy, so we'll do this story. I didn't get it to it yesterday, but I liked it because I thought it was a funny word. You know how the dictionary has to make adjustments to new words? A word to your mother. A new Gen Z slang word is circulating.

And it sounds oddly familiar, but it is not a compliment by any means. Choppelganger. I just like that. It sounds like a German general. Doesn't it? Hitler and chopperganger. The latest term being thrown around by today's kids is not being confused with doppelganger, but it's a take on doppelganger.

If you guys don't know what that is, somebody that looks just like somebody else, That's their doppelgay. While the latter refers to someone who looks exactly like another person, being called the choppel gang is not as polite. Since apparently the word chopped is now used by today's youth to call another person ugly. I don't know. I kind of like this. That guy's chopped.

Or look at her. She's chopped. So that means ugly. So choppel gang, I put them together, refers to some but an uglier. copy of somebody. Ah. Anyhow. I don't like your jerk off name.

I don't like you jerk off face. I don't like your jerk off behavior. And I don't like you, jerk off. I must be a chuppelganger. Well, it's unclear where exactly this insult and phrase originated. One ex-user jokingly

wrote back in May. My dyslexic a red, my dislec why would, it's the internet. You got a fucking bleep ass. I mean, my dyslexic ass read this as choppel gang, and I think I just made a word.

So this person made it up by accident. I think I just made a word for someone who looks like you, but very slightly and subtly worse, in which many commenters chimed in agreeing that this person just coined a new phrase. Boy, you guys got a lot of time in your hands. You might have just added something to the game, man. somebody wrote, oh yeah, that one's going into the playbook for sure, somebody else said.

Chopped plus doppelganger. It works. Some other moron with no job said. Over on TikTok, one user who claims people refer to her. This is why I did it. This one made me laugh so hard. Refer to her as Mick Jagger's chopperganger, shared a now viral video of herself looking into the camera with overlay text that reads, if you think someone has, A chopper ganger, keep it to your dumb self. Here's the, this is, Where's the, where's Mick? Sorry, I mean, I see where somebody might have got that.

Okay, but come on. That's like a young, beautiful girl. I don't think there's a, I don't think she's had work on her lips, a natural lips, you get beautiful skin and eyes. And there's Jagger, looking like a pair of Great Dane Ball. with teeth. You can see the only thing,

and Jagger used to be known for his fat lips. I think he had collagen sucked out of him. Now he looks like a 70-year-old woman from fucking Denny's. But yeah,

you don't call her fucking McJagg. Come on. As bizarre as it is, Choppelganger comes at a perfect time to replace many other head-scratching slang words

that were banned in 2025. cringe game changer era dropped IY KYKYK and you know what that is it's what's that Dallas If you know you know you know right sorry not sorry they get rid of that one that was my favorite ski bitty skibitty Skibbitty sounds like snope 100% is gone

because these kids only give 40. Utilize and period are all words that Lake Superior State University included on its annual banished words list. You know any chopper gangers? Trying to think of some. Who looks like? I saw it an ugly woman that looked like Urban Meyer

in a commercial the other night. I wasn't aware of Charpleganger. Watch Jeopardy last night. Guess what? A gay guy won. You know, I'm not imagining when one of the categories was 18th century ball lickers. Come on. Folks, are you with me? Here's a headline that made me jump out of my seat.

Jew hires Arab. A former member of the Donald Trump administration is set to take over. Get this, Mata as president and vice chairman. You know what matter is, don't you, folks? That's Zuckerberg, who's a very Jewish fellow. I had a very Arab woman. You don't hear much about like Arab Americans who are pro-Trump and this woman's brilliant. You hear her fucking resume, you know?

But think about it. If she was in Tehran to be hanging her upside down because she showed some titty at the pool. Here's a video of the story. I can't remember what I chose. A former presidential advisor to Donald Trump, Dina Powell McCormick, joined meta-platforms as president and vice chairwoman. Powell McCormick served as Deputy National Security Advisor during Trump's first term. She resigned from Meta's board of directors in December 2025 after eight months. So she already worked for them. How about the fact she was a senior partner at Goldman Sachs?

What the fuck? I don't like girls that smart. It intimidates me. Pretty amazing, huh? It really is, though, Zuckerberg, you know, he's like, hey, man. She can do the job. There's some brilliant people out there. Most of them fags according to Jeopardy, which is such a fucking lie. The appointment means an official from the president's first administration will now be in charge of the massive social media platforms, Facebook, Instagram, and threads. That's a pretty big thing. When you think about what Zuckerberg did to keep Trump from becoming president in 2020 by like dropping a half a billion in certain races, Philadelphia being one of them, one of them, and having to go in front of Congress because a lot of conservative shit was being blocked by him on Facebook. And then he went in front and admitted that

he was wrong. And so I don't know. I guess he, you know, he does what brilliant billionaires do. They go, which way is the wind blowing politically? How can I get advantage from this? She is fantastic and a very talented person. Got an ass like a nectarine. who served the Trump administration with strength and distinction. Mark Zuckerberg's meta announced on Monday that it has called on 52-year-old Dina Paul McCormick to take the lead at the company. Paul McCormick served as Trump's priority, said that March 2017, national security by deputy national security advisor, 27.

Jesus, she can do the, very well-rounded. Powell McCormick was married to Dick Powell. What happened, Dick, there? A public relations and communications, Dick, but is now married to Senator Dave McCormick. Oh, so she has a lot in common with Zuckerberg. She goes, what guy's hot right now? Dave McCormick is a senator, Republican for Pennsylvania.

Paul McCormick's maiden name is Habib. She was born in Egypt. And she speaks frigging Arabic. Hello, Akbar! Aloh Akbar! Hello, Akbar! That's all you need to know. It's one word language.

Powell McCormick was once referred to as Trump's Ms. Fixit. And according to the Hill, she must be a badass. I'll tell you who else is another. What's her last name is Wilde? W-I-L-E-S. She's an older woman. She's an attorney, but she's an older woman, and she has Trump's air, they say more than anybody.

And she thinks like a fucking angry white guy. she's a lot if you like what you're seeing from this administration her name's last name's Wiles referred to us Trump as Ms. Figsit and according to the Hill

informally advised of Anka Trump during the transition period from man to woman Trump's first term she had previously worked as a senior White House advisor and the George W. Bush administration was director of the White House

presidential personnel office for the love of God what the resume here from 2003 to you're going to tell me she wouldn't have been a better president than fucking Hillary Clinton or oh yeah she's a Republican and served as Assistant Secretary of State

for educational and cultural affairs boy I haven't done much with my life I did a couple open mics sold steak and seafood door to door and I'm ready to retire what happened Powell McCormick worked for Goldman Sachs for 16 years as a partner in senior

leadership where she got into a few arguments I'm sure get this through your head you'll never Get this through your head, you Jew, motherfucker, you. Yeah, according to Variety, after which she became vice chair president and head of global client services at BDT and MSD and ABC and LBGT and RV6 TSA partners at Merchant Bank. In addition, Paul McCormick also has a great salt. You know what I'm saying. What's the McCormick season? In addition, Paul McCormick is a fellow at Harvard.

Don't look like no fellow to me. Where she served as a teacher at the John F. Kennedy School of Government. We have a... Don't ask what you can do for Arabs. But what Arabs can do for you? A man goes to a party. Please come to Boston. What's this?

Request expiring. It's a cameo. when? Oh boy one of them's a 24 hour one which is they pay more money to have it done in 24 hours all right let's move on to Jason Whitlock folks I don't care what your

politics are and this is a black dude and I remember sometimes going disagreeing with some shit like talk about being fair and dollar and you know how much shit black guys who lean a little right or just traditional and conservative how much shit they take

this guy's a brilliant writer I remember reading, but I didn't even know what color he was. I used to fucking read his sports stuff. He's got a great podcast. Jason Whitlock predicts the cry of racism is coming again. And man, he's ahead of the curve. It doesn't take a genius to figure this one out unless, you know, if you follow the shit all the time and sports, professional sports in this country is a microcosm of our society.

And they clash all the time, race, gender, and all that. The Atlanta Falcons have hired franchise legend. Matt Ryan, remember him. Boston College, by the way, Mr. Ice, 40 years old to be the team president of football. Well, yeah, it's the Falcons. The fuck. Thanks for claring that up. After the ex-N-Fel quarterback worked as an NFL analyst for CBS Sports, while Blaze TV host Jason Whitlock is happy for Ryan, he notes that the growing trend of former NFL play, and this is very observant on his but NFL players who happen to be white, ending up working for the franchise later on,

will likely not be received well by other former NFL players. And he's talking about the real hateful ones who just plain hate Whitey, whether it's fucking Dionne Sanders, Ryan Clark, Shannon Sharp, whatever to fuck. The Antichrist, you got me in a vendetta kind of mood. He says, and I quote Whitlock, We've seen this with Tom Brady having a role with the Raiders, part of the ownership group there, and being Fox Sports Lead broadcast.

We've seen it with Troy Aikman now. He's some sort of consultant for the Miami Dolphins and Stephen Ross in their rebuild of the organization while he maintains his job at ESPN's Monday Night Football. And now Matt Ryan Whitlock says, here's Whitlock's right on the money take, I say, about how this is going to be seen as racist by former Black. black players. Trust me. Matt Ryan, not Matt Ryan, Ryan Clark, Shannon Sharp, Cam Newton.

Now the fucking. Are in the lab right now preparing their racial takes. They may have uncorked them already, but I know Cam Newton is going to have one of those funky Fridays where he's sitting there going, well, hold on. I was the MVP of the league. I played in a Super Bowl and lost. How come I'm not the Carolina Panthers team president and a broadcaster on one of the major networks around the NFL?

The only explanation can be racism. Bingo, bingo. Let's move on that and up. You can't say, and if you argue with that, you just tell you, a lefty or insane, which is one and the same. Because if you've read some of these guys' tweets, Ryan Clark, what's the last one he was upset about? But it was so racial and brutal.

I can't even remember what he said. And they still see themselves as victims, even though they made millions of dollars playing a kid's game. They still refer to the owners as slave owner, all that fucking horseshit. And now it gets, It's real interesting here. This is why I love his take on it.

And it takes a lot of balls because he'll get a ton of, I'm guessing he's smart enough to read it. And one of the major reasons Whitlock believes ex-athletes like Matt Ryan find more success in sports broadcasting than someone like Cam Newton, has nothing to do with race, he says. Is it because we're black? No. Present yourself, listen to this, in a professional manner,

Whitlock says. All of this wanting to look like some kind of rap. at a gay pride parade, it's a mistake. If you want the same opportunities, if you want to be seen in a certain light, in a position where someone says, hey, that could be the leader of our organization, don't let your presentation of yourself

overshadow what you're actually presenting. Let me translate that. Don't feel to bring up your black all the time. Even when you watch Monday night football or Amazon on Thursday night, they throw it to, and you know, there's always a, brother on the panel who's got a purple suit on and a fucking hat with a feather in it.

Yeah, Cam Newton with his 10-gallon hat and fucking scarves. Yes. And of course, when black people read it, they're going to go, he has every right to dress the, nobody's saying he doesn't have the right. But get this through your head, people like you, like fucking Cam Newton. You live in a fucking white country founded by white people. And they did a certain way to make it become the superpower and the country that's so great they can pay you the way you did and have the life you did.

Asking to put on a suit and a fucking tie that doesn't look like a pimp for an hour on TV. There's no big fucking deal. Honestly. No, man, you've got to be representing that blackness around the clock. And by the way, there's black guys who dress fucking better than most of the white guys.

You know? But they dress casefully. Whatever. I mean, it's a great point. If you want to be part of an organization, like you said, you can have Cam Newton showing up on the board of directors with fucking Jimmy hat.

Because these white guys, he says, Whitlock says, get their opportunities. They show up work dressed in a way. They're like, hey, man, what I'm about to say is really important. That's not, that doesn't make him an uncle Tom. Because I read a couple of them. Cam Newton has every, you know, right. Yes, it's not about rights.

It's like the guy that goes into a job interview and he's got a swastick tattoo on his forehead or a black guy who's got, you know, crips and bloods all over his neck and shit, and he's complaining he didn't get the job. There's certain standards. Sorry, you can see him as racism and keep yourself in that I'm a victim, woe mentality that's ruined this country. Or you can, again, or you can go to Brooks Brothers, get a nice suit. Act like an adult for five minutes.

Look at me. Dress like a dyke. I look like Ellen DeGeneres, about to go out on her farm on her tractor in England somewhere and do donuts. Finally tonight, and I want to get this out, the Wright loses another great one. I was not, I'm going to be honest with you, I didn't really follow Dilbert. I saw it in the papers all the time and I used to read newspapers. And then Greg Gutfeld told me what the guy was all about. And Greg, he was always a hero.

And Greg said Greg wasn't that familiar with Dilbert. But he met Scott Adams. and they created a friendship. And he was a brilliant guy who, I don't want to say lean right. I hate saying that because it's a traditionalist. Anyways, following the heartbreaking news of Scott Adams, he was the creator of Dilbert, death yesterday to prostate cancer. The leftist media wasted no time before slinging mud at the ardent conservative,

ardent conservative cartoonist and author. However, again, when do you see liberal, ardent liberal? However, many conservative political figures and commentators came to the Dilbert creator's defense just as quickly. President Donald Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance, for instance, came to Adams' defense, praised his work, thanked him for standing up for conservative values, even when it wasn't easy. Trump posted a photo of Adams himself in the Oval Office. He wrote, sadly, the great influence of Scott Adams has passed away. He was a fantastic guy who liked and respected me when it wasn't fashionable to do so.

I don't know if it's ever going to be fashionable. So, but, no. You are correct, sir. He bravely fought a long battle against terrible disease. My condolences go out to his family. All of many friends and listeners, he will be truly missed. He had a huge podcast. Yeah, Gutfeld said it changed his life and he met this guy.

Now, here's Matt Wallace of the Daily Wire, delivered a poignant message to Adam's detractors. He wrote this to the idiots that were praising. that, you know, Adams had passed. This is beautifully put, and I quote, to have monsters celebrate your death is not a bad thing. In fact, it's a tribute. But to die and have no one either mourn or celebrate,

to die and be forgotten, to have left no impact of any kind on the world, to have your existence add up to nothing in the end, that is the greatest horror. And it's the fate of basically every leftist who gloated over Charlie and gloated, now over Scott. Glote all you want, you pathetic nothings.

We will not return the favor when you die because we won't know or care. That's what I call some airtight writing right there. Rest in glorious peace. You changed more lives and made the world infinitely better. God bless you and thank you for everything you did for me. We will always love you.

Fox News comedian and host Greg Gutfeld. And that's how we'll end this. But yeah, rest in peace, Scott. Real quickly, if you don't know his story, Dilbert was a cartoon based on somebody who would work like in an office at a big corporation, making fun of management. And that caught on. It was syndicated almost every paper in this country.

And then he read a poll where the question in the poll was, is it all right to be white? And don't quote me on the numbers, but the black people, it's 34%. 33% said no, it's not all right. 34% said yes. And then like 40 some percent said they were undecided, which means more than half the black population couldn't make up their mind if it was

all right to be white or not. Scott Adams replied to that was white people should stay away as far away from black people as possible since they don't think we should even exist, which is just reason. And I guarantee you black people would have no problem with that statement, except for the idiots who were polled. But at least the ones I know, you know. So anyways, that's, and oh, most important, but so they fucking, you know, they did a sort of, well, they blackballed them. All those papers kicked his Dilbert cartoon off. And he had to do a podcast.

And like they said, he could have. gone on. He didn't have to say that. He could have gone on and gave speeches at 50 or 100 grand, which he would get. But he didn't. He chose to say what he felt and was punished for it. That's it. If you want to send a personalized video to someone like I just told you about, I'll say what you're thinking so you don't have to. Book it at shoutout.us or cameo.com. And don't forget to

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