The Nick DiPaolo Show - Minnesota Water Attacked | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1932

Episode Date: August 4, 2026

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knows exactly how to bait black people because they use things like racism. The other day Michelle Obama went on TV. She gave a whole speech, talked about how Trump was this and Trump was that. And at the very end of what she said, she made sure to say, and yes, it is racist. You know why? Because the minute you call anything racist or you add racing to it, black people get emotional and they come out. I don't try to convince Democrats to be Republican. What I try to convince them to do is know your history and read a little bit.

Most Democrats can't tell you why they're Democrats. They just hate Donald Trump. They can't even tell you what Biden did in 47 years, but they're going to vote for. They can't tell you what Kamala did while she was in California, locking black people up left and right, but they're going to vote for. When will the slaves get off the plantation? You know what happens? When slaves get off that plantation, the house-de-as tell on.

Ayah. Amen. Stumbled over that this morning. That's all it is, really. You know, read a little bit about it, but, you know, that takes effort. And by the way, that's not just black people. That's white kids who won't fucking don't know the history. Matter of fact, they've been taught phony history. So they're even more retarded.

But that guy just explained it. And he goes, house niggers a snitch on you. It's brutal. It's right on the money. Welcome to the show, folks. Excuse me. The live lineup where you get free shows all. day and if you want to watch ad free just join a Rumble premium don't forget to follow my

channel and download the Rumble app real quick note uh i have to catch a plane so this show's going to be a little shorter than normal i'm pressed for time here so um well we'll hit you fast and hard you know dirty like yeah anyways i'll be talking about uh i don't know terrorists trying to hack into our water supply and i don't know if that's related to iran but it sure sounds like it. And if it's not, the media will make it that way. You know, more people are smoking weed than cigarettes, which is good.

It'll take the temperature down in this country. No, actually, no, because that does it too. Anyways. We got some great footage of a drone attack, a Russian drone chasing some poor working class guy around his meat wagon in Ukraine. New Jersey bans plastic wear, so you can see their mind is on really important shit.

and other things we'll talk about today. No Red Sox lesson, I'm sure you guys are relieved. This is how hot they are. They still won. Anyways, what else? That's about it. I got one in the chamber that won't come out. First story, this water tastes funny. NBC News reports at the FBI and the EPA, Environmental Protection Agency, I think, released

a Joint Public Service announcement wanting water and wastewater utilities nationwide that malicious cyber actors are attempting to disrupt critical water infrastructure. Probably lefties like Sean Penn and Tom Hanks.

Excuse me. Water utilities and multiple states have reported cybersecurity incidents. And the agency said and some attacks have degraded water operations. The warning follows a breach in Minnesota, of course.

You know why? Because they watch the news, too, the terrorists and go, which guy is the biggest fucking idiot in what state is running what state? Also, I went, hmm, last time I checked, they had more Somalis in Minnesota than anywhere. And aren't they kind of big on terror? The Somalis might be some connection to their relatives back home. Anyways, that was the biggest breach,

where hackers targeted more than 30 municipal water facilities in an attack, plus they have thousands of lakes, apparently. I hear some video. Oh. America and a doka-pooka-pacabagga. They caught this guy in St. Paul. Ha-ha-haka-daka.

I'm going to have him open for me, Atlanta. Neither Minnesota officials nor the federal government have publicly attributed the activity in Minnesota to a specific threat. Well, the article just sort of did. It was me. The FBI and EPA also did not identify who was responsible for the breaches reported in the other six states.

That doesn't mean they don't know because you don't spill it in public. You know what I'm saying? You've got to think like that. The federal advisory focused on the tactics used in the attacks rather than attribution. The hackers targeted certain brands of control systems used by municipal water utilities, the FBI and the EPA said. I lived in Osset-in-slash-Newcastle, New York, which is a suburb

about 45 minutes north of New York City, and we lived in the woods at the end of a dirt road. I mean, really, in the middle of, you know, but halfway down my road to the left in the woods was a water reservoir that helps supply a lot of New York City. That's where they get the best water, city. It's all comes from upstate. It's crystal. That's what they know. New York water.

You can drink around out of the fire, which is ironic. Place everything else has got shit and piss on it. So yeah, and I remember seeing FBI on our street with like tape locked off because there was some threats in the New York Post, and there they were. So I walked over and I said, guys, what are you doing? What are you doing? And they said, where are you from? I said, you know, mecca. And I read. in. But yeah, so that is scary. If they, you know, they can poison the, but you know, they tried it in Flint once, and the water in Flint was so bad, it killed the brat poison.

Nobody noticed, they drank it. Nothing happened. So the terrorists said, you know, we're not going to fucking Clint. They'll die a slow death on their own. Let's get on to this, which kind of surprised me. I said, buds versus butts. not buds beer, buds, you know, like a bud. Marijuana use surpassed cigarette use. In the United States last year, a new study found, which is, that's saying a lot. That's saying a lot, because a lot of people still smoke, but it shows. It took the anti-smoking lobby.

You know, they crucified, whoever made the cigarettes, I can't remember. They crucified them on the air for years. Remember you can't even have a cigarette in a movie now? What a fucking boy, you guys just looking for something to do. Anyways, because of that, it took about 40 years, but weed is more popular. You know, it's all generational and shit. They don't tell you, you know, the kids are fucking vaping. And like I said, I've done both.

I smoked cigarettes and I've raped. I didn't put weed in the vape. I was vaping, you know, vape. And that just that vape clogged my. lungs in about a month scared the shit out of me it's so thick and heavy it felt good when you had menthol don't get me wrong or whatever that's right I smoke like a black dude even when I even when I was smoking cigarettes the last time which was a while ago but I was buying fucking menthol then I found myself eating

ribs and fucking you know drinking orange soda and I get ripped it's shredded I don't know how they do it that blows that whole thing on you know genetics Yeah, so Marijuana right now surpass cigarettes. Let's take a look. More people are smoking marijuana than even drinking alcohol on a daily basis. Here the numbers, 21.4 million every day for marijuana. That's Sean Hannity's wife. 19.9 for daily cigarette smokers.

I wonder if that includes vaping two. No wife. A couple years. 17.2 million daily alcohol users. What the? Alcohol 17. Cigarettes, not daily weed. I don't know. Daily alcohol uses. Then later on it's kind of contradicts that maybe a didn't it? I thought so. I know Dallas would catch it. Who they fucking kidding? I'm Dallas is like I'm pulling my weight. Marijuana use was highest among adults 18 to 25. That's

8.4 million people. That ain't that much. Well cigarette use was highest among adults 26 and up 32.2 million people. Smoking was the most common mode of marijuana, you know, like bong use followed by edibles. Don't ever do those. I'm not going to tell the story again. Unless you're a real weed guy. I gave that thing to Kurt Metzkin, a crazy comedian who, you know,

used to vape before people knew you could put weed in vape. He fucking ate it like it was a goddamn brownie like out of a vending machine. I go, are you fucking kidding me? I took a took of the, I took a corner and I was fucked up for dabs, waxes, and wow, really? And concentrates, the study found, that's how you do you. In addition to cigarettes, 29.3 million Americans, ages 12 and up, reported regular nicotine vaping usage.

12 and up, which you know what? That's not that uncommon. My grandpa started smoking like when he was 12. But he, you know, that was Italy in 1885. But he continued to smoke and he died at 93 with a full head of ass. So, shut up. And if you notice, folks, you know, all RFK Jr., and all this shit is true about how bad our food is

and that's why we're getting sick and shit. You can look at it. Japan and other places like that, they smoke a lot and they don't die of cancer. You realize out of industrial countries, like we're through the roof as far as cancer deaths. So, you know, anyway, I'm not saying that good for you, but I don't think, you know, I never hear the statistic how many people smoked and didn't get cancer. They never throw that one out.

Can they? Anyways, around 60,000 Americans were interviewed for the latest edition of the annual survey conducted by the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration. The 2025 National Survey on Drug Use and Health doesn't point. to why marijuana use surpassed cigarette use in 2025. However, the findings come as more states legalize medical and recreational merit. Well, there's your answer. That and you know what, Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead, there's a cover ban going around. That must bump it up four points.

Anyways, he's dead, by the way. 41 states have legal... Isn't he dead? Yeah. Now how he died, folks? Drinking. No. 41 states have legalized medical marijuana,

and 24 states have legalized recreational use. Despite marijuana's growing popularity, the substance still hasn't touched alcohol. Well, I thought it did. Maybe in a subset it did. I studied again. Maybe I wasn't comprehending that. That looks like my shot of olive oil.

I do it every morning. Which, by the way, I look at the bottle. You know, I'm already a week and it's always, it's like, oh, okay, this is what, $38 for this bottle? You motherfucker. I might start just buying the regular olive oil. But I do it, and still today I'm constipated. It's going to be a great flight. Jesus.

In 2025, 129.1 million Americans, age 12, and I'm currently drank alcohol, according to the 20,000. 2025 National Survey on drug use and health. Of that figure, 44% were monthly binge drinkers. And you know why, folks? It's a lot of fun. I mean, when you're young, binge drinking, I guarantee that 44% half of that was, you know what, fraternities.

That's what they were made for. I'd come down, I belong to Sigmanu at the University of Maine. I'm come, and I'm not fucking kidding you. We'd have a party on a Thursday night, a school night. And, you know, fucking everybody's getting ship-faced in the big living room.

They go up to bed or whatever. Come back down the next morning. They're still sitting on the couch. And they don't go to class. And guess what? They flunked out. I couldn't believe it. I remember this guy, Charlie,

I don't want to say his last name, Charlie M. And this other kid, Lane. And they would fucking sit there during the week to come home from class and would all just laugh. What are you guys doing? It's like a Tuesday.

It won in the afternoon, and they get like a fucking case. What do you do? You could have done that at home. You're paying tuition. And sure as fuck, they were gone after a semester. That's, unreal. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. But that's when you do it.

It's fun in college. I drank myself straight a couple times. On a Saturday morning, we'd get up, and that was the thing we'd go to liquor store, we'd let each get a case for ourselves. And you can't even stand up by like four o'clock. but you keep drinking and by seven all of a sudden it's weird you start to fucking get your celax he's like oh my god that can't be good for your liver by the way my liver's a little uh

no my kidneys is there's something wrong my kidneys i'll be gone soon so enjoy the show um i don't know something's a little elevated that my uh the guy that gives me pellets noticed and and my regular doctor did so we'll find out what that i don't my kidneys i uh I got a theory about it. Because the reason they're elevated because that means it's not creatine, but it's based on creatine. They call it cretinity.

Hello. I'm Joe Biden. Creighton. Creighton. That's what it is. In your blood, which is a byproduct of your muscles, wear and tear on your muscles.

And when there's too much of that, it's usually because you might be muscle breakdown. That's one of them. And there's like nine other reasons. But I was laying there trying to be a doctor. And I go, well, I'm taking GLPs. And I noticed, and some people told me it might, it doesn't just, you know, doesn't just get rid of fat.

It gets rid of a little bit of muscle, too. And I noticed, I'm, I've said this before on the show. I'm feeling my fucking calves. And they're like water balloons. I go, what happened? Fucking soft. But there's still a muscle there. I don't know.

So I just thought maybe that's the reason my creptment is up in my blood. Maybe. That's a theory. And my doctor, my wife's kind of college. By the way, my testosterone, 13-100, it's too high. And I look at him, the guy gave me the appellate, because he told me, I go, yeah, that's fucking your fault. And he goes, I know. We're going to back you off the shit.

I'm like, no, I like it. My wife, don't yell and fucking throwing things around. It really is a dangerous thing. But, yeah, so he's knocking me down from 21,000. 100 to 1800, whatever. I don't even know what the units are. Interesting. I still suggest it.

Hormone therapy, testosterone fellas, if you get older, it's, I have no joint pain other than my hips arthritic and my neck, but they can't do nothing about that. Anyways, for men, binge drinking is defined as five

or more drinks on one day. I call it being a pussy. Good night, everybody. in the past 30 days. For women, binge drinking, four or more drinks on one day in the past 30 days. And do you know? Friends, it's a great honor,

and apparently to be here tonight to pay tribute to this, to pay tribute to this wonderful soup, this wonderful soup superstar, Raquel Wells. That's Cliff Wilson, you young people.

He's very funny black. Love your new hairdo, Rahel. Got to show that every time we bring up booth, Google him. Foster Brooks was a real drunk, and that's how he learned to do that. I mean, he was clean and sober there, but that's crazy. Remember Philip Wilson? No, that's way, but that was the 70s.

Flip Wilson had his own show, like, on, I don't know, Thursday night or whatever, and his character was Geraldine. He used to dress up like a black woman, be real sassy and shit. It's funny because it, you know what? You know what? It wouldn't work today because there's so many men pretending to be women that people just look at it and go, yeah?

But back then it was like shocking, you know? Fucking unbelievable. Hey, real quick, folks. November 5th, Punchline Atlanta, the next night, the 6th, Rivers Casino in Philly. The night after that, November 7th, the Soul Joel's, Pottstown, PA. that's a Thursday, a Friday, and a Saturday.

I might be putting a day or two on before that. I'm getting too itchy, and I want to take the temperature of all the, you know, all the social media publicity I've been doing. And, yeah, we want to see if it's had any effect. Not only that, if you noticed Rumble put me in the screen last night, you know, and by the time I was going to bed, there was almost 40,000 views. which is usually sometimes you get that in a week. So, you know, we'll see.

But we appreciate them doing what they said they were going to do. You know? All that's going to hopefully put more asses in the seats. That's it. That's all I want. And if it doesn't, I'll learn to golf. Fuck it. Hey, also at nickdip.com,

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So watch me on Crowder tomorrow morning. and Thursday morning. Please do. It's a blast. Last time they had me do a bathroom attendant sketch. I don't know if you guys saw that one. It's up for a Tony, and it's not even a play. What?

Yeah. I'm glad I took two years of Meisner technique so I could do a bathroom sketch on the Crowder show. Thank God I had those chops, huh? And this isn't on the show as far as stories today. But I saw the clip of Sophie Cunningham getting smacked. Did you see the fucking black woman, I believe, has a basketball, does one of these, which it happens.

And crack Sophie right in the fucking chin. And guess what? The fouls on Sophie. That league has to be shut. I was reading the comments and it was mostly guys going. First of all, I hate the fucking W.A. It's a piece of shit. But the race, outright racism.

and sexism. And one of the coaches is wearing trans children belong t-shirt. She's a coach in the WMBA. We all know trans, you know, we already discovered about mutilation. Yeah, kids at age 10 can make that decision on their own. It's fucking, it's just evil. Of course, she looks like a dyke.

So she puts no thought into that. She's bringing kids into the mix, which I've always said on the show, that's what Dems do. Whether it's the environment, whether it's whatever, violence at school, they always bring children into it.

Always car accident statistics. But the children, the children, we're doing it for the children. That's insane. So that league should, it looks like it's going to rot from the inside out. And I love it because again,

once again, it puts the spotlight, that, that association, that league is obviously hard left. female minorities and a lot of lesbians. And once again, your wet dreams of how you want the world to be clash with the real world. Young girls are looking up to, they go to the games now because of Sophie Cunningham.

They want to be her. They don't want to be fucking, what was Bruce Jenna's new name, Caitlin? They don't want to be that. They want to be a woman like Sophie. And I don't know why her and, you know what, Caitlin, just, We're going to Europe. They must be a pro women's league in Europe, I'm guessing, right? If not, they could start one.

But they should just walk that legal, you understand? Caitlin walks the league folds. We did a story, we gave it a statistics, and it would fold. Oh, and this, a little footnote, Travis, something, Travis, I don't know, the guy that started outkick, the sports and news thing. he has a thing out there. He put a thing out, $10 million, it's his money,

to have a boys high school basketball team play a WNBA team. He's putting $10 million out there for that to happen. And, you know, if the girls win, I guess she pays up $10 million. That's awesome. It's a great idea.

And, you know, it's not saying women can't play basketball. Can't have your own thing. Trans. Apparently there's enough of you because I saw another one of you on Jeopardy last night. An old one, but start your own thing, trans.

Apparently you're everywhere. There's that many of you that we spend this much time talking about. Start a trans league. No? Why not? I would love to see a, you know, you know they'd go to a black high school and get that tape. They'd be dunking over these girls and shit.

Remember the Olympic? soccer team play the boys high school soccer team and the high school team want and we are again that's not we we know that men are physically built different so this in that they're superior that's not the point though the point is you're going uh no when a guy says he's a woman he's a woman the head coach of the fever she actually said that um any any exclusion is bad remember she said that there on interview. So if a little Bron James said, I want to play in the WMA to my let him play. You got to back

up your words. You can't just fall out of your mouth. Like, you know, words used to mean something. Anyways, I'm off the rag. Let's move on. The drop zone. The drop zone? Is that what I called it? Did I really? No. I had

a rhyme in there. Didn't I? The drone zone. You changed it. Yeah. Dallas trying to school. That's military talk. That's actually more accurate. I just try to rhyme the drone zone. I caught him.

Terrifying footage shows a Russian drone hunting as street vendor in Ukraine as Moscow intensifies its drone and missile attacks against the country. This is creepy, folks. I don't know if this is coming to a theater near you soon, but, you know, if we used to always say,

well, you know, we're protected by all these oceans. I mean, of course they can fly planes and drop bombs on us too, but these things will knock at your door, say at FedEx, and then fucking, you know, blast you. Watch this poor bastard. He's just a working class guy. He's got a van there. He's probably doing lightbul suction.

It's in fucking Ukraine and then making sandwiches out of it. But watch what Russia. Why would they go after this poor bastard? Well, because he's the enemy. He's not a soldier. Check it out. What scary is it? It looks like a hornet.

It sounds like a hornet. That's what's scary. Only this sting is lethal. Look at this poor guy. He can't get in the truck because he'll hit the truck. The umbrella ain't much help. How about some sunblock? Look the poor bastard.

It's not exactly fit either. Can you fucking imagine, guys? That could be the future. By the way, he survived. He didn't get hit directly. But he's in shock and he got hit with shrapnel, which is good enough, I guess, right? How creepy is that?

I'm wondering, this is my sick mind, but you know how, it's not going to be long until we see a clip on the internet of women laying by the pool, you know, like in New Jersey, and some sick bastard neighbor. He's got a drone, probably asked the girl out and he wouldn't go,

you know, for like years, and she kept saying no, so he sends a drone. And the girls are just like, Oh, they're taking, they're filming us. And all of a sudden, boom, four tits are gone. Just flip-flops and smoke. So that's a situation. Anyways, the nerve-wracking video, which has sparked allegations of war crimes from Ukraine officials,

shows a vegetable vendor being chased around his van stand by the low-flying craft before it explodes just as he dies behind his vehicle. Are they programmed just to go after anybody? eat like, you know? Or is that one program? If you smell vegetables. Not smell, but sense. The vendor, a man in his 50,

survived the blast, but like I said, suffered shock and shrapnel. Russia has used these types of explosive drones to terrorize the local population of Kersen during the war. There's this truck. So if you guys looking for tomatoes in Kiev,

you'll be out for a while. The frequency of the drone attacks in Curson has led civilians to describe their home as a human safari zone where they are hunted from the sky by the deadly Russian devices. Sebia accused Russia of committing war crimes. He's a

ministry guy over there. This barbaric Russian war crime in Curson demands international condemnation and justice. But thousands of similar crimes never come to the public eye, he said. Of course not. That's creepy shit, man.

again not as creepy as like a bomb landed on your street I guess we've been lucky don't take it for granted folks we've been separated because we have two oceans and you know the technology for the last hundred years is getting better every day so

that's why you know Trump's meddling over there trying to do the right thing in my opinion but you know they're like that's by the way this is Russia this is a different war I'm talking but you know I'm just saying China has this shit if China has it Iran is going to habit and all that cucka.

Let's move on to New Jersey and why it's a blue state for the last, I don't know how many years and why they'll never get it right. Stick a fork in them as the headline. New Jersey takeout customers must now request single-use plastic items like utensils, straws and even condiment packets under a new law. This is what the fucking, this is what the government's doing in New Jersey for you guys. This is what they're, you know, everybody fucking. fucking said, oh, paper straws?

Well, that sucked. They've already thrown the shit away. And you're still, can I be honest, though? I, every time I use a plastic baggie and shit and I throw it away, I do feel a little, I'm like, this shit, I feel like it should be used again. Some of it might be recycled. I don't know.

But plastic, the baggies, I don't know why always get me, which this is. So I'm not completely against. insist, but my point is not now. This isn't the time to be thinking about this. Ugh, is it? Under a new law that social media uses are sounding off against,

they are pissed. The skip the stuff law. Even the name is stupid. You guys. Skip the stuff. That's the name. In other words, don't put plastic. So you have a choice. Law puts an end to the long-stander practice of eateries automatically loading up

to go bags with extras. that many New Jerseyans have come to take the granted. Well, a lot of people. The law signed by then Governor Phil Murphy, Jerk off, took effect August 1st. That's not Murphy. I don't think that's a fucking... Is that Murphy?

Looks like a girl. That's a young picture or something. As the Garden State looks to further reduce plastic waste and reduce the environmental footprint of food pervades. Unlike grocery stores in the States, where plastic bags are in the state, I should say, unavailable, even a customer asks for one, they don't get one. Dinies can still avail themselves of freebie plastic knives, forks and spoons,

chopsticks and condoment packets from takeout orders, but they have to ask for them. I use them. I don't know. I'm usually somewhere when I, you know, I'm on the road, actually, and there's probably a fork, a foot for me, and I'm too lazy to get off the bed to get it. Online food ordering platforms like DoorDash and Instacart are bound by the same restrictions and now must default to not providing utensils unless a customer specifically opts in.

Fuck. What do they check the bag when they go to pick up your chick-fil-a? The restriction will also apply to eat in restaurants with seating for at least 10 customers, which now can only provide washable utensils for patrons. They also be required, black author, to only serve condiments and full-sized bar. or reusable containers rather than packets, the little restaurant things. That'll change the world, won't it? Oh, my achin stem.

Let's move on to global warming my ass. Last month, the earth dropped to its coldest temperature in 14 years. By my math, that's 2012. Antarctica's Concordia Research Station recorded the frigid temperature. Listen to this. of minus 119.4 Fahrenheit on July 18th. Oh my goodness. The extreme sub-freezing reports are the coldest to be recorded anywhere on Earth since 2012

when temps at Russia's Vostock Station in East Antarctica reached minus 119.6. Let's not get picky here. Imagine? I'd like to see some of those Green Bay Packer fans with no shirts on out there. See how long they've got on. In inland icebox, the Concordia research states, it's located 600 miles from the coast, and it sits at 10,500 feet above sea level on the chilly peak of a 10,08 foot ice cap. Yeah, so what are you telling us here?

That is unlivable. Yeah, we know. That's why you're the only guys up there doing science that we already know about. During the summer months, which correlate to winter in the southern hemisphere, temperatures routinely fall below 112 but july's low is way colder than usual check it out this is one of the scientists i guess of this god out there i ain't ever going out in that shit ever sounds like you that's what else get two inches of snow this is what he does at concordia where extreme cold is expected temperatures below minus 84 celsius

are remarkable. Experts note that the research team at Concordi is technically more isolated than those who occupy the International Space Station, which orbits a relatively cozy 250 miles above Earth. You believe that? These guys are more isolated than being up there.

The record for coldest temperatures recorded at Concordia was minus 120.5 set in the winter of 2010. Meanwhile, the coldest temperature ever recorded on Earth, Joy Behar, tits. Colden and a witch's tit.

That was the joke, everybody. You're welcome. Finally tonight, it's getting late for me here, brawl ball in Mexico. Chaos broke out in the fourth inning of Sunday nights Liga Mexicana de baseball, also known

as Mexican Baseball League, came between the Toros de Tijuana and the Azaros de Monclova. A runner ended up in the pickle, that's a rundown, folks, after trying to score on a ground ball, the third that wasn't fielded cleanly. He didn't end up scoring and was tagged out on the play by a third baseman. And then all hell breaks loose.

Let me just set it up real quick because it's very quick. The guy that's caught in the rundown, the guy tags him, so he sucker punches him. Very Mexican of you. Not really. That's more black, but anyways, check it out. The batiators of Tijuana. To the first pitch of the contact to terrainos of the Torrillo, that he no

could get us from her. You're out. You're out. He'll out. And then he kicks him. Oh! Oh!

Did you see what happened? Real quick. One more time, Delos. Did you see what happened of the guy that did it? He's going to get clothes line from behind. Keep your eye on the guy that throws the punch.

Watch what happens to him. That no could get us from him. Keep an eye on him. Yep. Watch him get clothesline. Right here. Oh.

I didn't see that yesterday. Oh my God, I'm hard. The run at Tijuana, Tijuana, Vazquez, a noted scumbag, it says, with a violent past who spent time in a couple of minor league baseball organizations responded to being tagged out on the play by throwing punches. But noted scumbag, and the guy says, I mean he was a, he says by noted scumbag, I mean he was arrested and charged with domestic violence for an assault on his then girlfriend and the stairwell of a what what a burger field that's a field that resulted in

Houston Astros releasing him anyways what what is that what is explain that one unless they had a beef or what a chicken shit move I got to believe he must have had a concussion too that close line was right from 1974 Oakland Raiders all right folks that said I got to get on a goddamn plane don't forget Cameo.com if you want me to roast a friend or relative go to Cameo You guys thank it

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