The Nick DiPaolo Show - More Assassination Footage | Nick Di Paolo Show #1605

Episode Date: July 30, 2024

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Music playing It means, sit on this cocksucker. Eww! Take it easy. How are you folks? Welcome on a Tuesday. It's too I don't like Tuesdays. If I was a school shooter, I'd just be to death. You know why I say that? Because there was back in the 70s a girl shot up a school. This is way before it was fashionable. I don't know if you remember that. Was it perbed? 70s. She did it

because she doesn't she didn't like Mondays and somebody wrote a great song called tell me why I don't like Mondays I think was based on that incident actually a little knowledge few people were born you know late 80s as opposed to 1880s like myself. Anyways, fuck this. Take it easy. I'm out. Yeah, I'm just not with it. Hey, we got a new set coming very soon folks. You can't even see off, but we're not gonna, but it's gonna be pretty cool. It's gonna be great. Terrific. I'll have homeless guests. They'll see the brick and piss on it.

You know. I'm out of sorts today. I don't know. Once again, I get in bed at a decent hour last night. When I say decent hour, 105. That's good for me. What do I do? I start watching street fights on my phone till 10 or 3 and

then I'm fucking exhausted. I'm going to cycle. I haven't worked out because I'm too tired now. I'm up like four pounds. Anyhow, good to be with you folks. I really mean that. It's terrific to be with you. I can't even watch Joe Biden now. I can't even watch. I can't listen to anybody on the left anymore. It's I'm done. I can't even. This is the biggest farce. The fact that again, I feel like me and three other people are talking about Trump being almost assassinated. It's about it. I still can't get over how that just sort of passed and how they're blocking all the information. So I'm not about it. I still can't get over how that just sort of passed and how they're blocking all the information So I'm not imagining it. I

Just can't and then him and then Biden last night talking about the Dems want to fucking you know Redo the Supreme Court because they don't control it right now. They're like children You're playing a game and you're getting beat. Oh, I don't like the fucking rules of Monopoly that have been there for a hundred years playing a game you're getting beat oh I don't like the fucking rules of monopoly that have been there for a hundred years it's in fucking sane and the fact that the right can't defeat these nitwits and have been on the defensive for the last 60 years it seems like makes me think it is all one big game and they're all in the same thing I you know at least JD Vance sounds like he's fucking he hates these people so far.

That's why I like them. And they're trying to shit on him. Why he's the new thing is weird. They showed I was watching, I don't know what show last night, but they showed 10 different Democrats high profile, whether it's MSNBC or actual politicians High-profile whether it's MSNBC or actual politicians calling Trump advance weird From the you know the party that gave us You name it just fuck Kamala who can't even put a sentence together hunter and all the trans you know stealing luggage and oh

Perfect one. That's what they should fucking late good one Dallas lead with that fucking Samsonite stealing goo gobbler that was fucking yeah oh how about fucking Admiral Levine oh my god I should have made this a segment the projection is strong with this you're exactly right that's what it is it's projection man it's it's fucking tremendous I can't even listen to him about a threat to democracy and shit You're exactly right. That's what it is. It's projection, man. It's fucking tremendous. I can't even listen to them about a threat to democracy and shit. You people who vote, I'm sorry, who have been voting Democrat, I wish you watched me.

Because you really, you are the fucking problem. I would take you, the media, and your kids that you spawned and have you all fucking burned. Not with flames and shit, you know, just some, I don't know, Tabasco in your face. Little son. Little son. Little son.

All right, let's hope. I might as well stay with it, because the opening, more assassination footage. Shocking new footage from the assassination attempt of Donald Trump shows local cops with guns drawn Surrounding the building where Thomas crooks open fire. You mean the one where they were in the fucking Secret service was in the building You can't make this up fully two minutes and ten seconds before the shooting. This is new video

This is the thing. I wonder if the FBI and all these jerk off they didn't didn't they factor in that to be a thousand iPhones when they try this shit. They don't care though because they they'll just lie and then and let me tell you deep fake is already out there. I don't give a shit. I don't even talk about political clips. I'm watching clips of oh I don't know a dog dunking a basketball behind his head. Shit like that and I'm supposed to... Oh no last night that's what I was doing. After watching street fights I was watching clips of like oh I don't know a big black guy on a plane with a white adult behind him kicking his seat like a kid and then the black guy threatened.

I was supposed to believe that actually happened. You understand? That never happened anyway, ever, not once. How about that? How about that for a...it's happened the other way. Then I saw one with a black guy that pulls up to a drive-thru at McDonald's and the guy behind him is honking, of course he's white. So the black guy says to the kid at McDonald's window, I'm going to pay for his food behind

me. Yeah, that happened. That happened once. Do you guys, I'm just warning you out there. They've been already doing it to you with commercials. I warned you in the fucking late 80s about how white people are being betrayed and women are always in the strong position and blah blah blah. Now this is 14 times more potent because the Chinese are doing it through TikTok and you young impressionable kids you're soaking it in. It's why I have lesbians challenging

me to fights and bars and shit. Anyways, the video, get to the footage, Nick. The video later shows a barrage of gunfights. I didn't go by the video yet, right? And then the crowd's reaction to crooks being shot and killed by the Secret Service with one witness commenting that it might have been a headshot because of the big poof of hair. Every girl I dated in Jersey had a poof of hair.

As the video unfolds, Trump can be heard in the background speaking to the crowd at his rally in Butler. Let me tell you something, I just felt something. Stung my ear. Fuck them. Pennsylvania on July 13th. But no attempt was made to get him off the stage. That's the one that really sticks out to me.

Right? Fucking people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. After a 10th, two minutes and ten seconds of bystanders advising each other to make yourself small, everybody whipped out a joint, somebody screams, he's got a gun! And loud banging raps, quickly followed by a burst of gunfire and the sound of bullets ripping from overhead. So this is from a kid's phone and he ends this by saying, I'm going to bed, I'm putting

up more shit tomorrow because they took his phone at the end of this I guess so whatever Watch this footage. It's unbelievable Sounds like Chicago on a Wednesday morning. Is that final? I'm guessing that was the counter sniper, no? That's the one that might have taken the kid out? I don't know. So can you imagine being right there for that? Now we're going to show a second clip when they're coming in through a fence.

They look like they didn't know what they were fucking doing. I'm sorry. But here's where the authorities come rushing in. It looks like a secret. Some guys in a suit saying get out of here if you're not law enforcement. Watch this. Law enforcement, get out of here if you're not law enforcement watch this You law enforcement you are

Sorry Yeah, yeah for sure for sure I got you bro Now let me read this it ends there go since It goes, Since I thought that Agent Smith was going to take my phone, I stopped recording and locked my screen. He only wanted a picture of my ID and ran toward the building. I recorded six more minutes of footage until my phone was snatched by a PA State Trooper, and I was arrested and handcuffed. More to come, thank you all, I appreciate you. So I think he's putting up more shit today. Wouldn't a guy, shouldn't a guy have taken his phone too?

Or you can't do that maybe without a warrant? I don't know. Seems like if you're, if there's a shooting with Trump's involved, you know, and there's a kid with a, I'd be like, give me, I don't know, I guess you can't maybe. Or maybe you can, they'd fucking know less than I do anyways

Then some you can hear somebody go did they pick them off the cameraman asked somebody nearby and of course that guy goes It's a sick question. You're a sick fucker. I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer. I think he was involved Fuck yeah, this kid goes fuck. Yeah. I saw a big poof of hair go up in the air. They got him right in the head. Big poof of hair man. At the same moment a cherry raps from the rally behind them as Trump got to his feet bloody and raised his fist and you know according to fucking Christopher Ray that never happened or you know it might've been shrapnel. Oh my God.

And according to Facebook, it's misinformation. Misinformation, AI, fucking, you put in Trump assassination, Trump, you put T, you have to spell out Trump or it doesn't come up, oh my God. Literally Trotsky came up when I did it. Leon Trotsky assassinations TR oh my goodness gracious hellowees isn't that crazy with all that footage though

there's probably more to come from other people I don't know but I did the FBI take that into account they just don't care they'll go yeah if we find out you recorded whatever they'll just threaten you And the Emperor has no pants that's right. I never knew what that meant, but I agree No, that's true. They got no pants. They got no shirt. They got no juice no service The Emperor has no pants no shirt no service get out of here Anyways, let's stay on this subject matter, because it's what interesting times, as somebody once said, and it was a Chinese guy who found that out.

And he didn't mean it as a compliment. May you live in interesting times. It was a Chinese quote. Then some English fag put a spin on it, I guess. I don't know. Anyways, artificial news, like fake news. I call this artificial news, because it involves artificial, you know, like fake news. I call this artificial news, because it involves artificial, you know what,

through false labels, confused artificial intelligence, and strange search results, Big Tech has been suppressing coverage of the assassination attempt against Donald Trump, met his AI assistant, let me guess, a gay kid named Davey, claimed the attempted assassination of Trump's former, of former President Trump was a fictional event.

That's in quotes. But had plenty to say about Democratic rival Kamala Harris run for the White House. I mean, for the love of God. These are supposed to be brilliant people. Metta, by the way way is Zuckerberg's fucking deal Right his company. He don't look happy there. This is when they said no You're not gonna fight on UFC on ESPN plus you stay home and whack your meat like you have but he looks not real

Right the head. I kind of like him that he got into UFC and shit. And I'd like to meet him, then strangle him from behind. The head scratching rea- Hm. Not doing sex. No, no. Save that for the girls. The head scratching results from Mark Zuckerberg's tech giant, Bills, as the most intelligent AI assistant

Comes after Google's dominant search engine failed to bring up the July 13th shooting when prompted on its search Bar. Yeah, so you bring you get nothing And met his Facebook acknowledged that it mistakenly censored the iconic image of Trump with his fist raised in the immediate aftermath of the July 13th shooting in Pennsylvania. And I tweeted yesterday on X, and I said, when's the last time they made a mistake favoring the right? Have they ever done that? On Monday, and we all know the answer is never, on, of course I read it anyways,

on Monday the Post ran its own test, that would be the New York Post, on Metta's AI tool asking, was the Trump assassination fictional? The bot responded, I can't believe we're living in a time where we're saying bots responded, the bot responded, there was no real assassination attempt on Donald Trump.

I strive to provide accurate and reliable information, but sometimes mistakes can occur. What's your fat fucking mouth? What the fuck? So they go, no, it didn't happen. But then they're like kind of like wink, wink. But mistakes can occur. Like just have the balls to say it didn't.

Now they're covering their ass. And again with this AI thing, I'll say it again folks, don't forget, it doesn't exist unless humans put the data in. I never understood the big, I understand the threat that you'll make deep fakes and shit and that could fuck up people who watch TV and they show Trump, you know,

got a black baby in a headlock and it sets off a civil. I understand that use of it. But garbage in, garbage out, man. The bot added, to confirm there has been no credible report or evidence of a successful or attempted assassination of Donald Trump. Did it have a wig on, like Maxine Waters? When the Post typed in the prompt, what happened to Trump in Butler, PA, the chat bot responded, on July 28, 2024, a shooting occurred at a rally for Donald Trump's 2024 presidential campaign in Butler. One person was killed, two others were injured. The suspect was shot and killed by law enforcement. A meta spokesperson on Monday confirmed that its AI tool,

are they referring to Zuckerberg, has been providing incomplete, inconsistent, or out-of-date information. Well, you're putting the data in, aren't you? And give this one a read. Here you go. Tell me about the assassination of Trump somebody put in on Meta AI,

and it says, I can't assist with that. I don't always have access to the most up-to-date information. Can I help you with anything else? Yeah, I'd like to know what happened to Gloria Gaynor, who sang I Survive. Bing, bang, bang, wait, stool sample pictures. Tell me about Kamala Harris's campaign for president.

Twenty twenty four Kamala Harris. This is what responds to the bot Kamala Harris. Twenty twenty four presidential campaign announcement. Kamala Harris announced her twenty twenty four presidential campaign on July twenty first after President Joe Biden withdrew his bid for a reelection and endorsed her platform. Harris advocates his for similar domestic platforms to Biden's supporting national abortion protections, LBG rights, blah, blah, blah, blah. Wow. All that. That's pretty current. You just said you don't have all the current guys. If you're falling for it is time. The talk is

over. Drop the gloves. I don't know what that means. If it means buying a shelter and buying food and shit, can we just stop pretending? Can we just stop pretending? I've had a good life, 62. I'm going to get on the roof soon with binoculars and check out my neighbor. Make sure your shingles are good yeah oh you mean not too slanted no my ropes brando for the most part holy shit

Trump headed back this is the story that blew me up Trump headed back what Trump said he's headed back to Butler PA to finish his speech to finish his speech. Let's make Melania. Balls on this prick. This is I think Donald Trump talking with the lovely Laura Ingram, who has done a lot of work on herself. You're going back to Butler to finish that speech. I said I'm getting another Butler. A nice black one.

It's interesting to finish it. You say, and now to proceed from where? To be continued. Why? It's a very interesting way of looking at it. I mean, I think that's, you know, I think I've said that that was a good idea. It's a good idea. Why?

Looks like Ziggy Stardust. I think it's important symbolically. I don't think we should be stopped by somebody that has severe mental problems or whatever his problem was. You're going to do rallies outside. I'm talking about Biden. Yeah, I'm going to do rallies. He's going to do rallies outside.

He announced, I can almost hear the Secret Service chairing, and that girl who got fired that she's pissed right now. I can't get another shot. Give me another chance. He announced on social media that the event will honor Corey Compertore, the man killed during the assassination attempt nearly two weeks ago. It will also honor the two men, David Dutch and James Copenhaver, injured in the shooting. It was unclear where or when exactly the rally would occur. Well, where? Yeah, it'll be in Butler I wonder if they'll be outside Trump said state I

almost don't want to do it because then if nothing happens the Secret Service ago see we would have whacked him if he gave us a second shot I don't know boys and girls but really horrible that that guy lost his life I mean you know his name is gonna be well again if the world doesn't blow up the planet or a meteorite doesn't hit it but whatever the fuck meteor meteorite is that what I just said isn't that a website you know if people be reading this guys, you know, you know how you you read whoever booth is attached to Lincoln whatever the fuck James Brady get shot when Reagan was Attempted to say this guy his name will be you know, put on in history not that that helps his family

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doesn't affect me. I'm in my late 90s. You guys can jack it. Hi, good night everybody. Oh, yeah Thanks for watching!