The Nick DiPaolo Show - More Election Day Fallout | Nick Di Paolo Show #1649

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Veteran’s Day, the I.D. Map and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder��s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! SEE NICK LIVE: 2/20/2025 -- Bricktown Comedy Club – Tulsa, OK TIX:  https://www.nickdip.com/tour 

Avrion certo il langorino! Ovviamente non panino! No, no, no! Un boccone ricco di gusto! Si conosco il posto giusto! Siam d'accordo, su, su, via! Tutti alla piadineria! È tornata la solare! Con crudo e stracciatella!

Aggiungi salsa mango, aglio nero o peperone! Amerai ogni boccone! La piadineria... Add the sun, with raw and stringy. Add mango sauce, black pepper or black pepper. You'll love every bite. The Piadineria. The best there is. Well, well, well, look at all the long faces. Look at all the long faces. Huh? What's the matter? You mad hitlers back in office? won in a landslide

The kind of landslide they had in North Carolina. You didn't do shit about that kind of landslide He smoked her She won one state What state was that anyways she didn't even win win that. I thought she won like, what is it, Samoa? American Samoa? Is that a state? What is that, a village? Doesn't Sandals have a resort down in American Samoa? That's right, he won, he won big. And we want to thank you, the press, for helping him. Because every time you opened your dirty fish holes his numbers went up and up and up. This is a fantastic night. Somebody just saw Kamala by the way heading to the ladies room with a pack

of razor blades. I couldn't be happier. Probably for our legs but anyways Trump is president again. He's gonna make America great again and start by cleaning house here. You're all fired Get out think I'm kidding get out It's freedom baby, yeah! Yeah, excuse me, here we go already. Four cigarettes for breakfast. Excuse me. Yeah baby, hey first of all, happy Veterans Day To all people who served in the military who are serving now alive dead all of them Dallas our producer couple tours over there Happy Veterans Day. I used to mix them up too. I gotta be honest with you Memorial Day

I forgot was for you know, but the path of ones who cost you know lost their lives and stuff And I just to me they're all heroes ones who lost their lives and stuff. To me, they're all heroes. Except for the chicks. But listen, what? That's a joke. Got more balls than I'll ever have. Literally, have you seen some of these girls?

Yummy, yummy, yum, yum, yum. So yes, happy Veterans Day. And a lot has happened, folks, since I last been with you I mean you know you probably watch me on Crowder what a what a glorious evening that was and by the way Crowder if you don't know his company spends hundreds of thousands of dollars to get the same data as the Fox News Channel CNN CNN, CBS, and they got the same data, only Mr. Crowder had a couple of data stations as far as releasing information which states were in and which weren't. They beat them to the punch.

And that's why you should consider seriously watching that lot of what crowded. It was so goddamn fun getting drunk and watching that fucking slaughter. And it's all you can call it. And it rightfully so. Trump got the most, as far as popular vote in the history of Republicans, the biggest popular vote

surge numbers ever. And we got a lot of young colored kids. Got the coloreds and the broads, the chinks. Can I say that? Beginning of the show? I don't know. He went up in all demographics. Gained in suburban women, black men.

Hispanics went huge because they're working class. The great Colin Quinn has been screaming that forever to get them on Republican side. He went up in all-demo- isn't that funny? So Hitler, Mr. Racist, misogynist pig, is better at being inclusive and bringing people together than the Democrats will ever be. It's a watershed moment. And I said this on Twitter, you and I and the rank and file people on the right, traditionalists, whatever you want to call us, we have a mandate to be politically incorrect. Now when I say that, that doesn't mean you go and be an asshole.

It means do what you've been doing, telling the truth, because to the left and the media, that's politically incorrect. But now you have a right to scream it from the highest mountain. And don't be shy about it. Throw it right back in their face when they start with their horse shit, because everything they believed in the last 60 years was dissolved in one night, in my opinion, because this just didn't happen when Trump showed up eight years ago. This has been building forever and they're super bold. They're wet dream of a woman of color against an old rich white guy. If it was a heavyweight fighter would have been called 30 seconds into it. Let that sink in and it's not the

important thing is the people on the left they're taking it very well aren't they? Have you been on the internet watching the ugliest liberal women going we're not gonna have sex with men. Really? That's the punishment? What else you're gonna do drop 200,000 in my 401k this week? You fat bucks. Look at you. I mean just as ugly as the day is long and you go Nick why do you have to go there? Because it to me it has to do with everything they are bitter at the United States because they don't fit into the mainstream plus models didn't work what are you talking about you know what I'm talking about look at your average

feminists hiya whoo just bitter envious and it all spilled out and I I'm still hard unfortunately I was hard all week but I was by myself in hotel rooms and envious and it all spilled out and I'm still hard. Unfortunately I was hard all week but I was by myself in hotel rooms and just too tired I'm gonna pass that. As Robert Klein said, even my hand isn't interested anymore. And that's another thing. Thank you guys. Atomwa, Iowa.

Let me tell you, I love playing those joints this Tom was you know way an hour and a half from the Des Moines Airport Des Moines how have you said Des Moines there's a guy with the school with Desi Moyne yeah what is it I was in Des Moines you know Los Des Monos and Des Moines Airport it's an hour and a half from and the people couldn't have been sweeter nicer And the people that came out people paid extra to do a meet-and-greet. They couldn't have been better. They they loved the show and Then there's a bar at the hotel at the cobblestone. I want to thank the manager Michelle I think this lady's name was and

Everybody that worked there couldn't have been more gracious. They kept it open for me. Of course they benefit because she even said the reason we're still busy is because you're in time. Imagine if you had a bucket. Imagine if I had sold out. But it was so funny.

I walked into the bar afterwards not thinking. I think I thought it would be people who didn't go to the show And the whole place starts chair. It was like when Henry Hill came down the steps as a kid. Yeah, you broke your cherry Fucking food was amazing. I tried a beer which I it was one of their and I said to her I'm not a craft beer guy. I said I don't give me you know She goes you have to try just for the name. I go what's the name? She goes red zeppelin. I'm like give it to me Dallas I'm gonna get it mailed to us or something. I'm not one of those guys. But she goes, and she said, she goes, I use the,

you think I was an alcohol. She goes, there's no aftertaste. Isn't that called a clean finish? Right? And that's exactly what it was. It had that bready hoppy, what I love in a beer. I love that bread. It's like eating bread almost.

But there was no after. It was clean and Dallas just wiped his chest over there with a dirty sock. Dallas knows his beer. It was delicious to the point where I'm going to get it fucking mailed to me. Honest to God. Anyhow, and the point where I'm gonna get it fucking mailed to me. Honest to God. Anyhow, and the food, the steaks, and it was just sitting there amongst the people after the show

at the bar. I mean it was fantastic. I can't thank you people enough for that. I took to Advil PM last night at about 1130. I'm thinking they were gonna knock me out at 1230 it's 10 a 1 I'm still on my phone looking at shit so that's why I'll forget total whole segments of this show but anyhow yeah great weekend as far as that goes got my dad's uh yeah dog tags I was gonna say toe tags. What the fuck? You don't get a toe tag do you when you're in the nursing home? You get a paper tag. Anyhow, so yeah, again, happy veterans. Avre un certo languorino! Ovviamente no panino! No no no! Un boccone ricco di gusto!

Si conosco il posto giusto! Siam d'accordo, su su via! Tutti alla piadineria! È tornata la solare! Con crudo e stracciatella! Aggiungi salsa mango, aglio nero o peperone! Amerai ogni boccone! La piadineria... La più buona che ci sia. Add the salt, with raw and shredded, add the mango sauce, black pepper or black pepper, you'll love every bite! The Piadineria, the best there is. own one we recorded that about three weeks ago when you know wait three weeks before the election

we didn't know how it turned out just in case and now i i ad-libbed all that i said just fire the questions at me and let me do what i do and and we did a whole bunch of them and i think they might some of them might still be relevant they'll release them on x but crowd is crude did such a great job and i like fucking the feel of standing there with a cigarette in front of it. I should send that clip to my my friend Dana Pareto and go this is how it's done. And she'll go well how did you what did you do I'll say I thought of you and said I'm going to the opposite I'm gonna be an asshole all right let's move on on Veterans Day sep rify baby my old man was the Marine didn't see action it was dark wonder why he's 109 doesn't he why did they put

that blush on people in those pictures back then the fuck you doing he's a Marine not a Rockette next picture I want to rip through this because we get a lot to talk look there's my dad you believe this guy actually boxed while he was there too some guy real quick story he was on a train with some guy some and some other drunk guys saw a an army guys coat left on and he peed on it because he was drunk and the guy came back and it was like a black drill sergeant from the army like six three two forty so my father had to fucking kind of step in and try to fight I had to fucking kind of step in and try to fight anyways good that's me yesterday look how long his arms are that's me man I got my dad's arms and shit and there

is reaction looks like a marine he's got the hands behind the back that was camp Lejeune I believe there real quick this is a this is as close as I came to action when we went over to Afghanistan Artie Lang and and Gary Bell and the De La Vate and David Tell and the great Jim Florentine and they shoved us in a bunker in between shows because the alarms went off like something there was some the guy came in after like an hour and said, oh, that's about six miles away. Oh, in that case, fuck it. Let us get out there.

We're in there going, nah. Attell's happy about it because look at him. He looks like a terrorist from the Middle East. And there is me in front of one of those drones that were kind of new at the time. Doesn't it look like an American Airlines flight 401 with a couple of female soldiers who were great. The one on the tall, anyway, go ahead.

And there, I don't know who this guy is. I had to look at this for 20 minutes and I go, Jesus Christ. And then Dallas goes, that's me, you moron. Look at Dallas. And he looks good bald. Dude, you do. I'm not just saying that. It looks like you have a lot of brains, which is deceiving.iving listen no that that's dad doesn't he look like an astronaut you

got that astronaut in front of a c-17 as he says that's what a big cargo boat very where is this Dallas real quick Coast Guard s pass in Afghanistan now wait a minute I thought I saw you doing that on the rocks down here in Richmond Hill. That's where again? The coast guard as pass in Afghanistan. Look at that it's a great pick man and there are real soldiers right there that's Dallas you're on the left. Yep right. My mortar platoon. At the mortar platoon. And those are the pro, pro. Hey, where's that? That's on our, the Ford operating base, Bob Gardez.

Bob Lightning in Gardez. Folks, Bob is Ford operating, but they sent us out to tell jokes at a Ford operating. And the guy goes to me, really? And I'm not kidding you, he goes to me, I go, what does that mean, Ford? He goes, where we're going? The purpose of that being out there is to draw enemy fire. I go, well great, great. We're out there, it's a hundred and fucking, literally 15, telling jokes to 60, so I go, we flew across the planet to find 60 guns out there. It was so good anyways. Those are real soldiers and here's the backup unit. There you go

That's why we're in deep shit Artie Lang, that's the Colonel Artie. That's me with a faggy white shirt. I David tell terrorists the black guy Black dude on the what's TF. Do you know I forget? What is it? Task Force? There you go You guys and your fucking acronyms in the guy on the left is The guy when I got in the helicopter he were all over up there. He said you want to shoot the he was the gunner guy We're up there and he goes come here So he lets me his last name is white by the way, I still remember

Yep, and I'm shooting at a fucking from the helicopter I have that video why I haven't showed it on the show yet and I'm shooting into the side of a hill and like I said we we landed like an hour later and I see him getting sternly talked to by somebody a superior turns out we were still in friendly area I probably picked off a couple people at a motel. Yeah, I think. Anyways, and there's Dallas bartending here in Savannah. He's got a place called Sargent's. That was in northern Iraq as a contractor. As a contractor. So Dallas is the real deal. Big day for him. All right, so that's a tribute. God bless you people.

I really forget how to do this. Next story? Let's move on to Vice President-elect JD Vance. Oh, this is Semper Fisdahl, right? Yeah. That's the wife, Nikki Haley's Haley sister Betty Betty Haley what VP elect JD Vance who is the first Marine to become a vice president that's pretty surprising isn't it man does he look different there fucking good-looking smart who's the first Marine to become vice president on Sunday wished his fellow devil dogs

Those are Marines folks a happy 249th birth. Oh next year's a big one Holy fuck and then the following summer we turn 250 It's that you guys are pretty close. Well, no, I'm uh... the country all the country yes i thought that countries all broken up uh... two hundred forty nine birthday of the united states marine corps advances forty forty is all served as an enlisted combat correspondent in the marine corps from twenty f from two oh two thousand three to two thousand seven he left the corps as in

e five which you know what that means right folks error on the third baseman What is e5 enlisted something sergeant that means sergeant sergeant, yeah, okay, why don't they just say that I'm retarded Anyways, there he is and and man. I already have faith that he had to replace Trump And the way the left's taking it that could be a fucking possibility, but God bless him. He was the best guy around. Anyways, to you media people out there. Furthermore, you can all go fuck yourselves.

He deployed to Iraq for six months and was awarded the Marine Corps Good Conduct Medal, Navy and Marine Corps Achievement Medal, Iraq Campaign Medal, Sea Service Deployment Ribbon, Global War on Terrorism, and the National Defense Service Medal and Silver Glove for short stops in the military. In the Cy Young Award. In the Cy Young Award. It's 23 that year. According to Military.com, the last enlisted VP

was Al Gore, who served in the Army. It's the only thing he ever did that I like. Vance wrote in his memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, and if you haven't seen that or read it, watch it. It was so good. The Marine Corps demanded that I think strategically about these decisions, and then it taught me how to do so. When I joined the Marine Corps, he said,

I did so in part because I wasn't ready for adulthood. This kind of bummed me out. I didn't know how to balance a checkbook. You're looking at him. Actually, I did. That's the last time I did book work, was when you'd balance your checkbook with a pen. Seriously.

Much less how to complete the financial aid forms for college, he said. Now I know exactly what I wanted out of my life and how to get there and that was to beat a woman of color what no he said my dad said it too though my dad said you know he went in but he went in a kid came out a fucking man so you gotta grow up and I'm like no I don. You're not a kid anymore. Yeah, I am. You gotta grow up. It's my mom, Ziti.

You gotta grow up. And I go, I'm learning the first eight notes to fucking Bohemian Rhapsody. Anyhow, any he. So it wasn't a great folks. Did you enjoy election night? Dallas stumbled over a great visual that left it. I honestly got it.

I'm saying this. I think I could go on and debate anybody, and anybody could, that follows this like you and I do. I really think I could go on MSNBC tonight or whatever. It's too bad Jesse didn't have me on now when I had a ton to say, because it's so easy to me. All the lies have been proven. They're all at the top of my mind.

Top of mind but but it was such a sound victory and it confirmed everything you and I believe in and everything those jerkoffs down it's very easy to debate anybody and boy are they not taking it well with Elon Musk had a great thing he said for those of you shocked at the results of the election start getting your information from other sources. And you know what? It's X now.

This is why this guy's everything he touches turns to gold. Twitter has never been bigger. Isn't it funny when you open it up to all the people, how that works? But here's a map that Dallas found. States Harris won versus the ID in other words the states that she won Washington again West Coast stupid Washington

Oregon California you don't have to show an ID and that's funny all the places we don't have to prove your citizen she won okay back again please. Go ahead, give me a close up. Colorado, no ID. New Mexico, my eyes are so bad, I'm like what's New Hampshire doing on the Colorado? No ID. Illinois, no ID. These are the ones she won. Minnesota, who'd have guessed?

Virginia, New York, and all of New England, you so-called elites on both coasts. Think about that. The jerk-offs that tell you and I how to live, who hate us, literally, on both coasts, the majority of them voted in a place where they didn't need an ID and she won because you're fucking, it's the only way you could win. I've been saying this before I knew anything about politics. If the fucking

Dems didn't have the mainstream media as a propaganda arm they would never win an election. I've been saying that forever and then I hear somebody on TV on a talk show who gets paid millions of dollars saying it and I'm like what did I do? I'm pretty good at this shit. Son of a bitch. So anyways, hey for those of you guys right now on Mug Club, stick around for the second half of the show, okay? It's going to change. There's some changes. I don't have the exact copy yet, okay? But there's going to be no more Mug Club. They're going to become part of Rumble Premium. So in other when you get rumble premium you'll pay one price whatever it is 89 whatever it is you're gonna get everything on rumble you understand that my show crowded show everything I mean

you'll be set for life to debate anybody or you know I mean to follow this stuff they haven't like I said I don't have the exact copies that they're making the changes right now but eventually you'll be able to click on a rumble button or something and you'll get all that in the meantime do what you've been doing and when you're at nickdip.com you know you'll get the rest of my show and cry whatever you can click on the tour button I got one Do you guys know how happy I feel? And it's not because I hate comedy. I'm not a good traveler anymore.

I was telling Dallas, when you're young, you're out there. You're chasing broads. You're dropping acid. You're chasing goats in a tumble. But I'm not a good traveler anymore. And I felt like I was out there for a month. I'm sorry. I just don't have the energy.

And I'm married. I have to behave. It's really boring. What? Why you? But anyways, February 20th, that's of 2025. This February, Brick Town Comedy Club in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I've heard nothing but good things about it and can't wait to do that. Also second half of this show I'm going to tell you unless you might have already seen it shocking on X which is the new media by the way which formerly Twitter these liberal women who are the most insane probably white suburban women for the most part even though Trump picked up more even in that cuckoo category but you know progressive women who are just the

angry and I'll say it again, Gloria Steinem in the feminist movement turned you guys into the grossest, nastiest, cold people. And you're angry at them, but you don't even know it. You're taking it out on men. Anyways, those pigs, the real ugly ones, the purple-haired ones and the green teeth and the fucking nipples with nipples. Well, yeah, a lot of them have nipples on their neck and their back.

They got a meme going right now. And it's based on this woman back in Italy, a Sicily back in the day. But it encourages poisoning your husband because he voted the other way. So I can imagine if somebody on the right said, hey, guess what, you know what that hashtag me to forget all that they're open season guys go get them it's the equivalent of that is anybody gonna get

called on that oh could they encourage because I can't encourage violence on Twitter and believe me I've tried those pigeons keep shitting on my car anyways so yeah so I'll tell you about that story it'll it'll make you fucking angry hi good night everybody Oh, you're the one for me Oh, you're the one for me I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star

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