The Nick DiPaolo Show - More Proof Biden Was Brain Dead | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1798

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

In this episode, Nick talks about Biden’s Notes, Cop Sneaks Into Ryder Cup, Coffee For Charlie, Drag Queen to Teach at Harvard, Biden/Obama’s Censorship Practices and a Woman Strips at a School Board Meeting! Watch Nick on the FREE RUMBLE LIVE LINEUP at 6pm ET https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow TICKETS - Come see me LIVE! For tour dates and tickets -  https://nickdip.com MERCH - Grab some snazzy t-shirts, hats, hoodies,mugs, stickers etc. from our store! https://shop.nickdip.com/ SOCIALS/COMEDY-  Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy -  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

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Oh. Oh. Wow. Do you ever seen a grown man naked? Ha, ha, ha, of course. This morning when I left his house. What? Anyways, welcome to the live lineup, boys and girls.

where you get my show, all these other great shows scrolling by for free. And now you get the great Glenn Greenwald at 7 p.m. right after my show, one of the best journalists in a country, I think. If you want to watch it all, add free, sign up for Rumble Premium. And don't forget to download the Rumble app. Today I'll be talking about, oh, I don't know, more things are coming out from the Biden administration, how he couldn't recognize like his wife.

He had post-its on her forehead. And a cop, NYPD cop, you know, Ryder Cup was in Long Island last weekend, I think. I'm not a big golf fan. This guy did something amazing, called in sick. And we have to question, once again, Secret Service. Anyways, also, Harvard apparently learned nothing from the last election because they just hired a drag queen.

Not any drag queen, a drag queen from Pakistan, I think it was. yeah to teach for a couple semesters so fuck them and everything they believe in and uh that's about it Biden also uh what went on with the census stuff going on in COVID and how him and Obama were behind it you know real assholes anyways great to be with you um I might as well start off my asshole is still stinging look if you're squeamish I'm giving you trigger warning this will be This would be more graphic than any Vietnam story you're going to hear. At least for me it was. I was traumatized.

Get up this morning, as I usually do, have my coffee and my morning cigarette to get things moving. Things didn't move. Yes. So I'm going, uh-oh, here we go. Maybe a little constipation, you know. That was 9.30 in the morning. Fast forward. Oh, I don't know, until around 10.30.

I'm still on the toilet. Vane's popping. My grandmother died on the toilet, by the way, so I always worry about that. Anyways, well, I hit her with an axe. It's a whole other story. Put that down. That's a goody. Anyways, so, yes, I go, oh, no.

Because about a year ago, I had an incident where I couldn't go. And I never used animas and stuff. Well, fast forward today, I got to text my wife. She's in the other room in her office doing work. And I'm like, I said, Houston, we get a problem. I'm like, I think, and I hate this. I am a homophobic. I don't like my chick going to my ass unless I'm paying for it.

I don't mean a doctor either. I'm talking about like a Swedish whore on 9th Street. Anyways, yeah, so I can't, I go hunting. She goes, I have to go run and get them, you know. And now I'm in a panic. It's about 11.30. I've been in there since 9.30. The animas got it there a little quicker, I should say.

So I'm doing, I'm all fours doing the anima thing. And the thing, and again, I'm trying to be clean here. All I could think of was Jesus when they put that boulder in front of the cave. You know what I'm talking about? And he pulled that Easter trick? That's what I wanted to do. Guys, and here's the thing. It's not up in here.

It's right there. It's right at the friggin' opening. I mean, you have like, I don't know, three inches of colon before you. And it's, it's, anyways. So I do the regular anima. You know, it's like turning a fire hose on on a brick wall and splash them back.

at me. Looks like a horse stable in my bathroom. I'm smoking a cigarette. My wife brought a packet. I'm sitting there smoking menthols. Black guys that I love this. Smoking. I'm drinking black coffee. I'm doing the animal thing. Smoking a cig.

I did everything. Suppositories, which I always thought were fucking some gay guy's trick. They just don't. Just the concept to me is silly. But I guess I don't even know what's in. What? Glissorin? I don't know. So I even went with those and I put one of those in and I'm pushing it's up there for a half

oh then that flies out but nothing else I go they're supposed to be like M&Ms it's supposed to melt in your hand yeah so I a couple couple of those back to the coffee on all fours again and I'm panicking now I even got in the tub with ebb's and salt whatever the I did everything I wanted to I didn't have the balls I was going to take a picture of my bathroom. I'm in the small bathroom downstairs, by the way, of course. The other bathroom upstairs, you can hit fungos and play football. I wanted to just take a snapshot to make you guys laugh on X of, you know, kind of a poop-stained

towel, water poop, not real poop. You know, I mean, it looked like coffee. Might not a photograph well. Pack a cigarette, cigarettes on, ash tray, empty animal bottles. Oh, and don't judge me on this one. I forgot the best thing. I even don't get nuts here on me. I even tried the handle of a cocktail spoon.

Did you hear what I said? Did you throw it away? No, you and Gianna coming over, aren't you? Next week? That's going in there. I am not kidding you. Why would you do that? Well, my wife's mother used to joke, you know, when she was alive,

when her husband would get concertated. She'd go, oh, get that cocktail spoon to be funny. And I'm sitting there that desperate today. I go, maybe, I said, that was a very specific reference on her part. I got a feeling she might have tried that. But look, I'm no gay guy. I use the handle, not the fat part. Isn't this gross, folks?

So that was on the floor next to the empty animal bottles, a pack of fucking marble menthols, the poop towel. I feel like I'm forgetting there. I think there was a monkey wrench in there and a stick of dynamite.

Oh, my God. I'm not kidding you. And I'm like, finally, it's, guys, get this, it's one o'clock. I'm still in the fucking bathroom. And I know right now, everybody at home's going,

it's that fucking lip, that Monjaro, Zempich. shit. Might be, might not be. Relax. Okay. But it did cross my mind and I will never go through this again. So I'll lower the dosage and I'm going to become a fucking vegan. Because I feel great right now. I feel, I don't look, I'm not embarrassed when I take my shirt off at the bath house. Anyways. So I'm panicking. It's 1.30. We have to call Dallas. Yeah, you might want to fucking go off of lunch for two hours.

I was in labor from 9.30 to 130. And finally my wife go, we would think about the hospital and I'm I go, I will die here in my house covered in shit and blood before I walk into an emergency room.

And they go, can we help you? I can't shit everybody. Meanwhile, there's a guy with a gunshot wound and, you know, fucking missing an eye. And I'm like, you know, there's going to be nurses there and probably a black emergency attended who would be laughing at me because he hates my comedy.

I'm like, I will die here. But then I was going, I go, we got no choice. Thank God the wife goes, one more atomer. I think she was enjoying it. No, she goes, one more animal. It's, she gave me one with mineral water. I mean, mineral oil, excuse me. She goes, yeah, they use it on horses.

I go, you've seen me naked. What gives you the vibe of horse? How about baby lamb? So it was mineral oil and half water. I go, why don't you fucking, can I get that with a twist? I'm making a delicious fucking drink here. So she goes, we'll do that if it doesn't work. I was fucking jogging in place, slipping on my own shit.

So, yeah, so I do the animate thing again. And boy, I don't know who came up with that. That's very medieval on all fours with my ass in the air. Boy, when I got done, my ass, I felt like Neil Patrick Harris's asshole after a pride party. Delicious, as he said, delicious. Anyway, so I do that last animal, and I hear my stomach gurgling, and I'm, it's like, I'm picking up, what's it? Free Europe radio, what is it? Anyways, it's gurgling, and I go, oh, there's some action here.

And I just stay down for another 15. minute. And guess what? Eureka. I don't want to say whatever came out was big, but splashed water into our kitchen, 40 feet away. And I'm not kidding you. I don't mean to be

you know, come on, I've been pretty clean with this. But I flushed the toilet, right? Before I even wipe anything, guess what? Whatever I shit out was so thick, it blocked the toilet. I hadn't put paper in there yet. I was in shit hell. Now I'm going to get the plunger.

What the fuck did I do last night? I enjoyed a two-pound block of Gouda cheese, and I went to bed. Anyways, I'm able to fucking plunge you. And then, you know, and here I am. Thank you, Dallas, for being patient. My asshole is screaming. I thought I was going to have to cancel my gig. I don't know what I would do because,

I'm not going the friggin' hospital. She almost talked me in. But I think I'd rather die. I'm very vain. You know that. You know, it'll be some fucking nurse that works at a restaurant that I go to. What do you mean?

Well, she's, you got a moonlight around here. Anyways, that's that, folks. So we got off to her a little bit of a, you know, well, it threw off the schedule for the day. Let's put it that way. Anybody still there listening or if you're all up the room? Hello? All right, let's get to it.

Real quick. Red Sox let one slip through their fingers last night. Met on second and third. The Japanese fella, Yashita hits one up the middle. Jazz. What's his last name? Second baseman.

Black guy for the Yankees. Jazz something. Fawkin dives. Keeps it going from the outfield. Gets up, makes a bad throw to first base. Gets past the first baseman. I guess those guys are first and second, not second and third.

My bet. The guy in seconds, rounding third, the first baseman for the Yankees is still picking the ball up. He's almost halfway home and somebody puts the brakes on him. They show the replay, and I understand it's hard. When you're a base coach, you've got to make a split decision. He couldn't see the ball, the base coach said after it, which I believe, because, you know, the first basement was over. But the guy, he would have scored standing up with a cup of coffee in his hand. So that doesn't happen.

And earlier in the game, Jaron Duran, who I love, but he's an overrated outfieler. That's all I'm going to say. He's a great player, steal your 30, 40 bases. He was the MVP of the All-Star game. Anyways, he blew an easy one. And I like him because he admitted it after the game. But I still, and he strikes out too much for me. He strikes out too much for a guy that's, anyways, I think we could get a lot for him.

But I hate to trade a guy that runs hard. When's the last time he started to run every ground ball out? like it was his you know what I mean you don't want to get rid of guys like that but I do anyways let's get to it that's all so Yankees Red Sox

tonight I just have this sick feeling because I've seen this movie before we let one when you let one slide then you know somebody you know fucking judge is going to have a night

whatever but their bullpen skip we get the best bullpen in American League and they got one of the shittiest ones anyways that's enough of that folks the nitwit notes

what's that unearth note cards from the Biden era show the administration detailed the names and photos of high-profile Democrats, not nobody's, not Dick Durbin's and shit. You know, Maisie Hirono, that guy.

Photos of high-profile Democrats such as former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, as well as less known individuals. You know, like Fred Travelina, for then-President Joe Biden to ostensibly reference during live events. Five different palm cards

which are hand-sized note cards frequently used by politicians for quick reminders or talking points. I used them during algebra tests in high school. During public events, especially while on the campaign trail, were uncovered amid an investigation of National Archive documents related to the Biden administration's use of an auto pen and obtained. Remember the auto pen? What are we doing?

What's going on right now? How many times did he ask that question to the 11 people handling him, right? Oh, my, Akins. Why are you doing this story, Nick? Because this is still one of the biggest scandals ever. Let's think about this. Trump got shot in the face. The media paid attention for 30 seconds.

And that story went away like it was nothing. This motherfucker, we find out from people in his own administration, he wasn't running the show and was using an auto pen to grant clemency to a bunch of, I mean, hard-ass crime. You understand, it's a huge scandal. All his decisions, executive orders, if, you know, in a real world where these people would be held accountable,

all those executive orders would be turned back upside down. Vacated, as they say. Unlike my asshole. What? A callback. Four of the five cards obtained are stamped with a disclaimer reading. President has seen.

Dallas, what is it? I don't know. I don't get what that means either. Meaning he already saw it, so. That means he forgot it. Or maybe he already talked to those people? I don't know. Well, a fifth card detailing an ABC news reporter's question to Biden during a press conference

did not include that stamp. One of the palm cards of Tane reads, Presidential Medal of Freedom recipients. And it was followed by photos and short biographies of the recipients including, you know, people who are kind of famous, I don't know, Hillary Clinton. And a short note, can imagine he had to be, had to have a picture of Hillary. Imagine that? What a punishment.

Detailing she was the Secretary of State in the Obama Biden administration. Did you guys hear that? This guy's a, and you want me again to believe that he beat Trump in him. It's a funny thing I've ever heard. The note card also included a photo of Hollywood actor Denzel Washington who also received

the prestigious award in January and a note describing him as an actor, director and producer whom the New York Times called and if they say it's got to be true, one of the greatest actors of the 21st century. What?

Hey, where are the white women at? are you I mean he's good he's good really gonna put him up there with Brando and Cagney and even De Niro in his prime I mean he's a handsome

fella and you know but deep down he don't like white either another palm card simply reading Joe squirt lotion in this hand and called Joe another palm card simply reading judicial confirmation

milestone speech. Oh, my God. Showed a photo of Schumer and a separate photo of Senate majority. Oh, Dick Durbin, like I said. Accompanied by the rolls in the Senate, their party and their states they represent. Guys, he didn't even know who the Democrats were.

The card included a stamp reading President has seen. Again, I have no idea what that means. The fifth card detailed a question from ABC News, reporter Mary Bruce. a handwritten note on the card and it said right there, question number three and, well, let's show some of his greatest hits,

just to remind you that they wanted us to believe this guy was in charge for four years. Check this out. You've seen him before. No one should make the American people question whether their governments will make this sure that this is acting around the strikes, they'll be there. What?

He will, all of us. Eric Dean, the Ironworkers, Tim Driscoll of Bicklayer, April O, SCIU. What? Some of the Bicklider are their farmers? And to the Hila, Indian River community, the healing, you know, a nothing wrong with me. Down to Chris Van Halen.

No, Eddie Van Halen, you dumb fuck. Chris and I have been doing this for so many years now. It's getting old. Look, he's trying to get out of it. That's it? Oh, come on. lot. Come on. You bastard. Come on. You got more, right? All right. It's enough, actually. You're right. Anyhow, that's the guy. And, you know,

he had to fucking have pictures of people. And you wonder why he didn't know who Clooney was. Remember he went out to the benefit in Illinois? Let's move on to a light of story, a very New York story. asshole in one I call it the New York Police Department confirmed to Fox News Digital that a detective was suspended I'm like why he left his gun or he you know

without pay after pretending to be a part of President Donald's Donald Trump's security detail to sneak into the Rider Cup and you guys and my brother follows it my family loves to follow golf I can ask my brother why at Beth

Page Long Island why are the Why are the galleries allowed to act like it's a WWE wrestling? But other major vent, you can't do that. I don't understand why. They have to explain that. I'm sure there's a reason. But they heckle while guys are teeing off. Somebody try to throw a beer at Rory.

Roy's like, what the fuck? This ain't a Rangers game. Oh, fuck you, McElroy. Anyways, I think it's kind of cool. Every other pro sport, you have to, 80,000 people. It's fourth and one. You can find quiet him. They do ask for quiet, but according to the New York Post,

Detective Melvin Eng attended there he is. Look at them, all 12 chins of them. Look at that doe boy. Can imagine him chasing a 15-year-old black kid who runs a 4-140 in the Bronx? Excuse me. He's got three smiles. Detective Melvin Eng attended the biennial tournament at Beth Page Black on Friday the same day Trump and his granddaughter, aspiring golf a

guy who should be a supermodel. And you know how they supermodel started about her age. Imagine the guys lining up for Trump's granddaughter. The Post said Eng was out on sick leave but arrived at the Long Island

golf course in full tactical gear. He snucked in so he could watch golf. You got to grow up. You're not a kid anymore. you got to grow up sounded like one of the gallery Ang is now facing administrative charges

for theft of services Eng was in the clear until he dropped his magazine and like I'm like what did they mean Golf Digest or something and I went oh duh Gun magazine dropped his what is this Barney Fife dropped his magazine in front of working security

nice going What a cop. You know, we give people and women a hard time about not meeting the physical demands. How about this fucking pack of sugar? One police source told the post that Ang got in there with his gun past secret service, past the state police.

That's why I'm doing this story. It's cute and funny that a cop did, you know, like scoff that much. There you go. That's Donald Trump walking with Deshambo, whatever's name, He hits balls 360 yards. So that's Trump and him, like at the beginning of the tournament.

And, yeah, I mean, like Dallas said, look at all the people there. And again, it's New York. I know it's Long Island. They like Trump, but it's New York. Not a long drive from west side of Manhattan. Friday was the first of three days of the tournament with a tee off at 7, 10 a.m. I didn't know if cops got up that early. Fans were implored to arrive as early as possible to the event

due to TSA-like screening. Well, it sure was TSA-like. They didn't catch anybody. You can't get more TSA-like than a guy, a fake cop, bringing a loaded gun in because Trump was there. When Bryson DiCambeau was paired with Ben Griffin, he and Trump shook hands and walked to the first tea together. Trump was featured on Deschambeau's YouTube channel

last year. Although, so that's why they are. I just wanted to show you proof that he was there, not just a picture. Nice golf. Now, let's show the cop lining them up in the cross here. Look at this asshole. You know who that is, folks? That's me in the year 2000.

2001, I was playing a cop in the Chris Rock Show. You know, they had a million sketches where they needed a racist cop. Some reason they kept knocking on my dressing room. It's so funny because I had to put something on when I was outside to show that I wasn't a real car. Anyways, that's me. Big stepping stone to this. All right. The Europeans won the event 15 to 13, largely in part to dominance on Friday.

Saturday. But I still have to call my brother and say, why do they get to be rowdy? Can you imagine if they let that shit go on and were they in Scotland where the sports started? Or Augusta, yeah, or Dublin or holy Christ. Get hit with a Guinness in the chest as you're

putting. My goodness. But that, you know, we're laughing about it, but what if that guy hated Trump? And I don't see a follow-up story. Maybe there is on today. I want to know

who, anybody being held responsible? You know, probably an Asian midget who was hired under the Biden administration running secret skirt. Anyways. Yeah, I want to hear from Dan Blanjino and those guys. Let's move on to something that in this dark world of frigging, just horrible

stories, I used to have to go one or two pages into the post, you know, I mean on my phone, to get a store. Now I have to fucking scroll almost to the day before. There's guys killing their girlfriends, you know, out on parole and rapes

and friggin' real. It's a, and that's just the NFL. I'm kidding, kids. Coffee for Charlie is the headline. A California coffee shop owner said her business and this is what I'm talking about as far as

dark. Her business was flooded with righteous people. after coming under fire for supporting Charlie Kirk. So her and her coffee shop staff supported Charlie Kirk, and they got bombage with hate, of course. Because we, oh, is this a, this is kale? That's right. Following the assassination of the Turning Point, USA founder,

excuse me, Invita Cafe in Rancho, a Santa Fe, place stickers on its coffee cups in honor of Charlie. Ona Sarah DeLuca said she didn't think twice about putting the stickers on the cops beginning the Friday after Kurt's death, as most of us wouldn't. It really exposed the outright hatred and vile left. And I'll say it again, if you're voting Democrat, you can go back 15 years. You're a fucking moron. Unless you hate this country, then you're.

you're very smart person. Just my opinion. We don't need it, Nick. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to gig tomorrow and I go shit in a hat. Anyways, here's Sarah DeLocca owner of the coffee shop talking about the response she got. We printed our stickers like we usually do.

And I honestly did not think twice about it. Like, I did not even think. Oh, yeah. Oh, this could be controversial. Maybe it's my ignorance. I was like, there is. It didn't even cross my mind that somebody could have some sort of issue with somebody being murdered on national television. So our phones started to blow up and my poor baristas, they called me and they're like, Sarah, the phones, like, are ringing nonstop and they're saying these horrible, horrific things.

The good people are going to show up, which I expected that. So they were getting hateful phone calls because she announced that they were. support in Charlott. Can you Do you people work on the left? What the fuck do you do all day? Just sit on the internet. Go ahead, Sarah. Wednesday?

I was, I just, I was actually tearing because I was like, where did these people come from? I was too this morning. We went 312% up in sales. Pause, 312% up in sales. Is that it? Yeah. Wow. When Israel went, and by the way, Dunkin' Donuts, who I love their coffee, by the way, their lefty scumbags, found that out through Crowder, Duncan Donuts.

There's a big ad company, I told this on the show before, the biggest agency in the world, that fucking hires ad company, gives them work or whatever said, don't. Don't advertise Stephen Crowder's show. They told Duncan Donuts to do that and shit. So what am I? I'm not going to drink Starbucks. So I'll go to McDonald's. They have good coffee, actually. When Israel went to war, we put on Israel's, this is her talking, Sarah, Israel stickers and started to support some of the IDF. I would say that was when I was like, let's be courageous, DeLuca said. But with Charlie, we had hosted him, she said. We had met him. We even met Erica. That's Charlie's wife. DeLuca printed round white stickers with the world. Thank you, Charlie Kirk, and we love you, written on them. How radical and gross. Our lefties, we've supported him for many years, she said. But Bereas told her the cafe's phones were ringing off the hook with people saying

horrible and horrific things. We ended up having to shut down our Google page and Yelp page because these left-wing douchebags, my words, were getting insane with the one-star reviews, you know, on help and shit. Do you have anything else to do, honestly? She said, what kept her calm was her San Diego community and her church awakened, which showed up a few days later. The support came not just from her community, but from across the nation, she said. We had somebody from Georgia call and say, can I just give you $500 and buy the next 100 drinks? It's going to hurt my wallet because I'm a producer at a podcast in Savannah

but I still imagine that though somebody wanted to donate 500 bucks somebody walked in and left $300 and just walked out that's fucking beautiful love always wins over hate man

I've been hearing that forever it seems like it's a pretty close race to me imagine getting upset and it's such an easy argument You know, you go, what, what didn't you like about Charlie? He was hateful. That's all they got now.

That's all they got is buzzwords. How was he hateful? Because he had a different philosophy of life than you did. So that makes him hate you? Actually, that's the first thing Christians don't, though. They even love their, sometimes I think they ought to, I don't know, talk to Vince Lombardi's ghost. Dig up some hate. I don't know.

You know what I mean? So you don't like that. You don't like, this clips of him on the end. internet with young black kids he brought him to the white house a group of young black kids and in the clips there's black people going you're calling this guy racist but these left-wing scumbags they're marxists again left wing doesn't do it anymore it doesn't do it justice so you don't like what oh he was he actually let you idiots who should if anybody should be muzzled that you you guys and your threats that's not protected speech but he wanted to debate you anyways

What an asshole! What an asshole, huh? He let you speak your stupid, mushy mind on your campus. Your head was just filled by some dyke with a mustache in gender studies, and you're going to do. So that's why you hated him. He was for free speech, loving everybody. What an asshole, you know? That's all you're going to say to the left.

That's how I would run the campaign. well this is this is some of the same speaking of college campuses and that's where Charlie Kerr and by the way I texted a crowd got through it went to SMU and did the change my mind thing

anyways big bulls what a drag listen to this folks bringing up colleges and left wingers Harvard University hired a drag performer I almost shit I couldn't though I was blocked

as a new professor who was expected to teach class on the class what's the class about the TV show well the soprano you mean the great no RuPaul's drag race

in the spring semester the Ivy League school announced over the summer did you hear what I just said have they not heard a word or the institution welcome listen to this this one surprised me Kareem, Kuba Jadani.

The hell's wrong with you? Look like a Puerto Rican whore. Wow. That's right. That's Kareem, Kuba Jadadani. And a July message to the college community and reveal that the visiting professor from Tufts University,

Tufts, that thing goes to Tufts? Told you that Vic Gatto, the head coach, to me bad there to play football and fucking, it's a school where it turns out doctors and scientists. Yeah, I'll be right over, coach. What enough ink to change my grades. The visiting professor from Tufts University will teach in the studies of gender and sexuality program, which, how are those even still exist? I thought under the DE, I think, those are going the way of the Dodo Burr program thanks to the Harvard Gender and Sexuality Caucus. So they have a gender and sexuality

caucus at Harvard. Are you people out there who have the money and have a smart kid still going to send your kids to this? shithole? Kuban Jandani

look at that head of hair. Is that hair? Is that a fucking wasp nest? Cuba Jandani is perhaps better known by his stage name

and I'm not making this up. Lahore Vagest Vagestan. Vagestani. That almost sounds Italian. I don't like it. You know what I mean? Look at that thing. 6-4-2-40. Runs a 4-6-40. Look at that freaker. That's going to be teaching your kids. My name is Lahore Vagestan. My preferred pronouns are she or auntie. Hey, that's what mine are. I chose Lahore, L-A-W-H-O-E-R. I got this one the minute I read it because of my family traces its origins to, you know, Lahore, Pakistan.

Dallas has a duplex over there. Lahore is an important city in Pakistan, and, well, I'm a bit of a whore, the drag queen's. I like to be honest, I like the name, though, Vagestani. That sounds like a big, you know, somebody, a redneck or me would say about the Pakistan. Yeah, one of those Vagestani countries. in Vagestan because I see the subcontinent as one big, beautiful Vagestan. Not mentally ill, right?

He wrote in the tacky, navel-gazing self-interview, Kub Chandani will teach just two classes, which is too many, in my opinion, over the course. Why don't you send him to Dvry? Let him get the shit kicked out of him by a plumber. Yeah, a bunch of fucking electrician

apprentices. show up with wrenches, two classes over the course of two semesters, queer anthonyography, which is terrific, in the fall, and rue politics. Oh, aren't they clever? Puns and everything. Rue politics, drag race and desire. That's the name of the class. Well, sign me up in the spring semester.

I think I could get into Harvard if these of the classes. You know? I had a dog named Vagestan. The Tufts University Associate Professor of Theater, Dance, and Performance Studies, boy, you're going to make up a gay resume, has authored the book's Decolonizer Drag. Oh, my ache in stem. I can't believe what I'm hearing. And ishtile.

This guy, I like the name, accenting gay Indian nightlife. The fuck's their accent. You get girls drunk, not the ones with the dots, because they're married, and you fucking, right? You buy them a thing of fucking curry on the way home. You're in. Hey, Nick, those are story types. Lick it. And is debuting his newest tone this fall, Lesson and Drag, a queer manual for academics,

artists, and aunties. I think I finally know what intersectional means. when you take two things that don't even in the same universe and you combine them and pretend that they affect each other. Is that right? Oh, my God. News of Cuba Chandani's new gig emerged just days after President Trump, this is no coincidence, in my opinion.

Days after Trump unfroze 2.4 billion in federal grants to Harvard after an agreement that the institution they agreed would operate a bevy of new trade schools. And that's their thanks to Trump. You know what I mean? You know they went, oh, he thinks he did us a favor. We have to, right? That's how I see it.

And can you imagine trade school at Harvard? Oh, that's what I want. I want a six-foot-eight lesbian trying to fix my sink. Maybe I probably could do a better job than me. Take that one back. I'm just saying, trade school at Harvard? Don't the kids that go to Harvard? I mean, you're the best of the best academically.

You're going to go there and take up what? Fucking HVAC? Let's take a look at just a, I wanted to see him in action just a little bit, you know. I felt like I'd be shortchanging you guys if I didn't. There we go. graduate student, finishing his Ph.D. on gay nightlife in India and the South Asian diaspora. He also performs as a drag queen named Lahore Vajasthan. This is a music video clip down then he produced as an adaptation of the hit 1980s Bollywood song, Merianganami.

It's mental illness. I don't mean everybody. Somebody, some trans and it might work out. But, but this is fucking, they don't know who they are, what they are. But they do now. They're professors at Harvard. I can't believe after the shalacking they took in the last election. And a lot of it was because people hated the DEI shit and hated teachers trying to isolate your kids and tell them what gender they should be.

And Harvard just, it's like a gift to the right. Let me say something to you Republicans, right, whatever you want to call it. If you don't run the fucking planet for the next 20 years, you suck, honestly. You suck just like he did on a job interview at Harvard.

Oh, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. As we got Are you guys coming tomorrow night? I hope so. You know what? Stan, Vagistan, Arlington Draft House and Vagestine in Arlington, Virginia, one show. It's a hip, like hip theater, like, I like it.

It's right on the edge of D.C., so there's usually a few stragglers that I have to straighten out. Anyhow, what else that I want to mention? I'll be home by Saturday, though. What do we got for matchups, Dallas? Any idea? Yeah, the two big ones are Van Die Bama and Miami, Florida State. Oh, yeah. Not much outside of that?

Not really. You got Harvard versus DeFri. with Bunjanjani, a quarterback. So kind of light, huh? I'm interested to see Bama, though, when you come off a huge win like that? And Vandy's on fire. And Vandy's playing better than the other half.

Yeah, I'm interested in see if they relax. And again, that happens in college football sometimes. But what's interesting, though, about having a weird slow week is that it's ripe for upsets. Yeah, well, that is true. that is true who's Ohio State plan do we know

if you don't don't worry about yeah so I'll be I look back in my career you know how many big games

it seems like for the last 30-something years I'm in the green room and if they have a TV I'll be watching you know Notre Dame USC

literally open and kickoff they go and here's Nick the and I go on stage in a shitty mood as like the true professional than I am uh anyways let's move on to biden slash obama administration wiped their asses with the constitution i think you and i all realize that but in case somebody doesn't that's watching the show

again all this stuff is coming out now and i ask you and everybody's asking is trump going to start arresting people excuse me they indicted you know who call me in the other mama Luke. You know how to say, you see how that news breaks and then it kind of goes away and we go back to watching a mentally ill tranny at Harvard. In a relentless pursuit of the truth, Matt Kibbe and Matt Taibi, these guys are great. I used to see Taibi and he, this guy too probably on Dennis, on, on, on, on, on Bill Maher all the time. And I thought Taibi was kind of a lefty, you know. His dad was a reporter in Boston when I was growing up. for years, Mike Taibi,

anchorman, I think. Anyways, this guy does great. They both do great work because that's how obvious the shit going on under Obama or Biden so obvious whether it was, you know, tapping Trump's phone lines, trying to put him in jail for nothing. It was so obvious that even these guys who, if you look at their careers,

they're pretty down the middle, they're like, we've got to fucking report. bought this. Auto pen. They're on all that shit. In a relentless pursuit of the truth, Matt Kibby and Matt Taibi have uncovered blatant collusion between former President Biden's government. And we, again, you and I, because we are on the right, we know this. But now it's coming out in official documents and shit. So there's no reason not for someone to be held accountable in big tech during the COVID-19 pandemic to censor the accounts of Americans. including Charlie Kirk, lives of TikTok, Dan Bongino, among others,

not to mention me and a thousand other people being shadow banned on Twitter. I had this nice run going. I'm watching my number go up, and all of a sudden it froze. It had like 98,000 for like, I don't, seven years. The revelation that the FBI and other security agencies were putting direct pressure on social media sites to censor speech was a bombshell, but not to us who pay attention and whose voices, the ones are being silenced. We knew all this.

This wasn't just cowardly CEOs acting on their own, Kibby says, on Muckraker, episode five of the cover-up. That's the podcast. This was the government clamping down to enforce a narrative in flagrant violation of the First Amendment. I am here. I have things to say. That was me. I was getting blackballed. And it's, remember Harvard?

I don't think you were working here yet. Harvard put out a list of alt-right comics. They have me on a list. I sort of got into Harvard. I was so proud of that. Alt-right. Jesus Christ, I spent half my act talking about my marriage and, you know, like Colin says, you know how I voted, no matter what I'm talking about.

And it's something that's been going on for years, he explains, before revealing email proof of the FBI setting up a meeting with Twitter in 2020. Remember, and we knew, we go, the government, they tried to, remember they were going to have a website that was going to decide what was information and misinformation, and they had that woman, wacky woman running it. Can you fucking imagine the balls on these people? So this is one of these guys talking about what they do. Barry asked about Jay, and I remember the page coming up, and right in the middle, there is a big box that says trends blacklist. And that was how we discovered that there was indeed shadow banning. What a trends blacklist meant was that this account could never trend on Twitter. And it was one of hundreds of things that they could do to your account to de-amplify it.

They called these things bots. Like when Trump was elected in 2020, he had four bots on his account, for instance, right? So it could be anything from a search ban. It could be a ban on people who follow you, seeing your account. There's a million things they could do. But yes, Jay's trans blacklist was our initial proof that shadow banning existed. Not to mention the doctor's the world-renowned virologist who came right out and told you what COVID was and how to cure it. They were shut down immediately.

Think about all the, think about all the illegal shit Biden did. And again, not him, him sitting there drooling on himself as the other jerk. that we don't know that surrounded him. And it really is infuriating. We don't see anybody doing the perp walk. Maybe they're still working on it. I mean, Trump's trying to solve a million other things. But sick Bargino and Cash Patel on it.

They'll get it done. Taibi points out that the Global Engagement Center, which was founded by an executive order in Obama's last year, as he's not getting enough blowback, by the way. He's the worst thing that ever happened of this country. Nice guy.

Clean, articulate, showers, as Biden said, not too racist, was a counter-term organization that initially went after Arab language tweets and ISIS recruits. That's what it started out

as, this engagement center under Obama. After Trump got elected, they started getting interested in all kinds of other topics, and then very soon they were interested in domestic speech. And don't tell me,

Obama didn't know that when he fucking created thing in the first place. Grew up around Marxists. Look at his heroes. They were indirect. Yeah, they'll deny that, but that's what they were doing, Taibi says. Taibi, who published the Twitter files, found that in addition to voices like Charlie

Kirk, even Stanford epidemiologist Jay Bacciachara, remember him? He was like the word on COVID, who is now the NIH director. It was among those blacklisted and shadow band. Yeah, you wouldn't want him. His opinion, Taibi discovered through working alongside a Twitter, think about that. You go nuts. People died. People couldn't go to their parents' funerals and shit.

Kids were kept out of school, and it's still fucking them up today. Why can't we do the Nuremberg things, trials? Do them on my backyard. It's not that big, but. Taibi discovered through working alongside a Twitter executive who was ordered by Elon Musk to cooperate with him that Bhattachara, no, just fucking Hajee B. Jesus Christ, was on a trends blacklist, which was visible to some of those who worked for Twitter, but not the users themselves. No kidding. I had to be told I was being, I'm like, come on, they go, hey,

and then people will go, I haven't seen a tweet of yours in two weeks. I'm like, really? The health bureaucracies were involved in content moderation in a pretty intimate way he has. So this story, folks, is the Biden administration and Obama going to fucking Mark Zuckerberg and say, don't put that out there and all the other Google and all the other people that are full of shit. Tune into episode five of the cover-up as Kibby and Taibi unravel the pandemic industrial complex. It's a good way of putting it, right?

Exposing how federal health agencies in big tech prolonged lockdowns fueled fear and hid the government's role and the creation of the virus. Oh, my God. You can't tell me they're not the dirtiest administration ever. Good work, fellas. Honestly. Can imagine doing that for a living though?

You're swimming in this shit. It's one thing that you come in and do podcasts and talk sports. But they must be sitting at their computers are around the clock. marinating this shit. Anyhow, let's move on. Everybody knows

you never go full retarne. In our West Coast stupid tonight, and boy, is they getting stupider. And when I say that, folks, I'm talking politicians and everybody else. No, while speaking at a school board meeting in California, a parental rights activist,

this is so California, isn't it, stripped down to or bathing suit during public comments to protest locker room policies. Never happens when I go to those meetings. Then again, I've never been to this. I did go to, I did go and we lived in Westchester and they were going to build, listen to this. And I'm not shitting you. We live in a little bit in Newcastle.

They were going to build a mosque. The biggest one, it would have been the biggest one in North America, about not even a mile from my house. That's the one time I went to a. town meeting and they're up there going yeah but just the traffic alone and the parking is going to and and I'm like that's what you're worried about really not the five o'clock prayers and then finding your kids head in the road yeah mama luke's beth born who is the moms for liberty chit i like the title a chairwoman in yolo county attended the davis joint

Unified School Board meeting on September 18th to protest policies that would allow transgender women to go into women's locker rooms. That means a guy going into a woman's locker pretending he's a woman. And here's what went down. We've had a few of these clips of these local meetings, board meetings and shit.

And this is so California, and this is what she did. Hi, good evening. I'm a parent in the Davis Unified School. school district. And I'm here today to talk about the policies you have for the locker rooms in the junior high schools. So Emerson, Holmes, Harper Junior High. Right now we require our students to undress for PE class. So I'm just going to give you an idea what that looks like when I undress. So right now, this school district is saying that depending on a child's transgender identity, that they can pick which bathroom they want. So we have- Pause. Notice the butch lady up there on the left. Right away, she reacts to this. Tell me if that was a left winger doing it. Are you shit me? You can see this at every protest you go to. They wouldn't have said shit if this was a lib speaking up, right? Go ahead.

Right now at this school district, we have children self-identifying into different bathrooms just based off of the room. No, you cannot. I have my bathing suit on. Pause. The lady's like, no, you cannot do that. I'm getting moist. as you do that. This is allowed. We're going to recess. Oh, okay. I'm going to finish my comments.

You are violating my First Amendment right. I am putting on my B.E. You are. You are. I would have said to the fat lady who was upset on the board. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Oh, my God. What's the next line in that one down?

Huey Lewis. Oh, Phil Collins. Oh, Phil Collins. It had a commercial effect. That's from American Psychophagophagher. And if you haven't seen that movie, I feel bad for you. Christian, what's it in? Yeah.

Oh, my God. Is he great? The schools, she referenced with Ralph Waldo Emerson Jr. High, Francis Harper Jr. High School and Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., she said that those schools require students to undress and change before going to physical education. You know what? That's the, you could solve it right there by saying, you know, you don't have to change. Just wear your jeans and whatever the fuck.

But that, that's, you know, I love changing. Look at other guys. It was great. Delicious. School board vice president, Harrim Jackson proceeded to call for a recess. After five minutes, the meeting continued and Bourne was allowed to finish speaking.

But after stripping down to her bikini again, now this is abroad you can get behind. And I mean, get behind. Another recess was called. What are these guys? Homophobes? She's 50. She's hanging in there doing her part.

She was asked, she's two Peloton trips away from, She was asked if she thought what she had done was disruptive, and this is what she said. Do you consider what you did last night disruptive? You know, I don't think it was disruptive. What was disruptive was them interrupting my three minutes of free speech. That didn't stop the orderly flow of the meeting.

I didn't prevent the next person from giving their three minutes of comment. I'm all for it, both sides, although you don't want to see a limbrain do that. that giant muff like an ABA All-Star game. Parachute, here's the final story, folks. I've got a banging in there quick, because Glenn Greenwald's coming up. Parachute, more like parachute. A skydive had plummeted 11,000 feet to the ground

after both of his parachutes failed, fracturing his pelvis, but miraculously survived the fall over the Nevada desert. Are you fucking kidding? Is that right? Do you know the odds of surviving when you fall from 30 feet or more? 50-50, 11,000 feet? What did he?

What the fuck do you do? Land on Joy Behar's ass? Mitchell Deacon, 25, who had flown from the UK, to take part of the, in the stunt, was carrying out a tandem jump alongside an instructor in his main parachute and emergency shoot, excuse me, didn't open, sending both men hurtling to Earth. The pair spun out of control, hitting the ground at 35 to 45 miles per hour. He suffered multiple injuries, including a fractured pelvis, broken ribs, a perforated lung, and kidney laceration.

God damn. I can't believe, according to the GoFundMe pay set up by his girlfriend is about Clatchett to pay for his bills. The instructor Geron Arcos Ponce, 54 remained in critical condition as of last Thursday. Last month's shocking incident is under investigation

by the Vegas Metropolitan Police Department, and we all know how they work. you'll get an answer about four light years from now. Remember the shooting? We still haven't got all the and the United States Parachute Association. Dallas, when you

Dallas jumped out of planes in the military. Did you pack your own shoot or did some pack it? Now we have a whole unit of riggers that rigged the parachutes. I don't even like the wording. He rigged my parachute. You mean you jumped out

and you pulled it and a flag came out and said bang? Oops. Yeah, oops. Put that down. We need it. A fellow skydiving instructor told investigators that he noticed the parachute was not working as well as it could have. And then he told the guy after he landed.

No. I think he meant that as the guys were falling, right? Last week, Deacon's mom gave an update on his condition and said he was now walking again, but he's only three foot six. Kenny Rogerson had a solution. one of the greatest comedians ever he said why do they wear a helmet when you're jumping out of planes and your shoot don't work but you got a helmet on he goes if they were smart they'd have a helmet would be a big point on it like a lawn dark she was not walking again with he was with the aid of a frame i don't know what that means we found out yesterday he has more internal

fracture injuries in his back and ribs and pelvis than we knew about i would think think so. It was 11,000 feet. We're told they will heal as they are all stable and held in place by muscles, the mom said. Here's a clip. Every time I hear about an accident, and Dallas, you probably remember this. These are two military guys doing kind of an exhibition type thing. And they have, what do you call those? Smoke shoes, yeah. And you know, it leaves a trail in the sky. Every time I hear about an accident sky i think of this because i saw it like right after it happened online or whatever and i was in fucking shock this so these two guys are doing this right and they're going like 300 miles an hour that's what it said in the article i don't know and how do you what are the odds of

you colliding with the other guy in a sky oh what are the fuck i mean it's like an asian woman passing a driving test i mean what are the fucking anyways uh check this out and you'll see the spray. And some of it is their smoke shoes, but I think the red, why I'm saying this is because the guy's legs was sawed right off. The survivor, by the way.

Both his legs were amputated. This guy, by the way, oh, go ahead, show it. Jesus. That's two guys hitting. One more time. Aye. Now that guy,

Can you imagine he's flying through the air with no legs? And he survives. And he survives. Not only does he survive, folks. A year or two later, he made another jump with his artificial legs. That is a soldier. I think the other guy was killed instantly. Can you fucking imagine?

I thought I'd show you that to leave us on a high note for the weekend. Let me show you two babies sleeping in front of a bus. What? Anyways. That's it, folks. Don't forget this Friday night, which is tomorrow night, Arlington draft house, Arlington, Virginia. I put out like a $2 whore when I'm there. October 16th, Zanis in Nashville, Tennessee, and go to the merch page at nickdip.com. Buy something to support this show. We appreciate that very much. Enjoy the playoff baseball, the college football, the NFL, and if you're gay, go pick a flower. you guys say it or I think it no you say it and I'll think it safer that way let's try that

maybe I would have had a career you think it I'll say it you're very welcome see you back here on Monday have a great weekend hi good night everybody Wow. I don't know. Oh.

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