The Nick DiPaolo Show - Mullah's Mass Murder | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1838

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

In this episode, Nick talks about Noem Shuts Down Tapper, ICE's Naughty List, Notre Dame's Freeman Very Mad, NASA's Medical Emergency, Iranians Are Irate and AI Turns Policeman Into Frog! The FULL SHOW is live streaming & FREE-ONLY on Rumble! Join our LIVE CHAT at 6pm ET every Mon-Thu or watch the FULL EPISODE anytime on demand after 7pm ET. Follow my Channel and get notified! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow MERCH - Grab some mugs, hats, hoodies, shirts, stickers etc… https://shop.nickdip.com/ PERSONAL VIDEO FROM ME – Send someone a personal video from me! Go to https://shoutout.us/nickdipaolo  or www.cameo.com/nickdipaolo SOCIALS/COMEDY- Follow me on Socials or Stream some of my Comedy!  https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Manatee, the same. Hello, folks. Welcome to the live lineup where you get my show. Lauder with Crowdo, all these other great shows for free. That's right, you heard me, for free. You want it ad free? You go to sign up for Rumble premium. So follow my channel, download the Rumble app,

and at least you know you did one thing right today. If you don't, you're fucked up. What am I going to tell you? Today, I'll be talking about Christy Noam. goes head to head with Jake Tapper and his fucking yapper. What a unlikable douche. Ice has a naughty list they put out. It's a list of some of the scum that they've taken off the streets.

I think just this week, about 50 names of pedophiles and drug dealers. Also, Notre Dame's coach got into a little tiff with a wrestling coat, not physical, but it was pretty interesting. I thought you'd like that. Also, I want to a quick date, Iran. We'll get to Iran. It's getting ugly over there. And that's right.

A policeman turns into a frog, according to an AI. They have a thing now where AI can turn the footage they get on their body cams. They can print out a police report instead of the cops having to spend two hours, you know, writing it up. and this had a little glitch in it, so it was pretty funny. I'm sure you'll shit your pants laughing. The retarded kid I read it too. He loved it. What? You heard me. Anyway, so how was your weekend, folks?

I had a decent weekend. What did I do? What do you think I did? Two college football games. Miami Ole Miss, which was a delicious matchup. And now you, real quick education, you guys don't follow college. Indiana has been the doormat of the Big Ten for a thousand years. Literally, their record against top three teams ranked in the top three over the last

I don't know, 70-something. They were 1 and 72. I'll repeat that, 1 and 72. Till two years ago, this Signetti guy comes in. This year against teams that are in the top three, they're four and out. I mean, they've been number one for a couple weeks now. They have beaten everybody. They played a Oregon team who, I don't want to get into this.

It's not a sport show, but they're known for their offense. I mean, but this year, their defense was ranked in the top three or something like that. So they are a killer team on both sides of the ball. Oregon already beat him once in the regular season. I mean, Indiana beat them at Oregon. And then they played in Atlanta this weekend, neutral site. Indiana took them apart at the joint. 55 to something, 56 to the final score.

I mean, embarrassed them. I have never seen a better coach team, and that includes the Sabin fucking teams, and this guy is obviously a protege of Sabin. But I've never seen a better coach football in my life, pro youth football, high school. I have never, I told Dallas, I've watched them three times, Indiana,

three full games. I think I saw one penalty. 51 or two. There was one in the last game near the end of the game where it didn't mean anything. Offensive lineman moved. Signetti was going to cut his head off. It was already 55 to 14.

I've never seen anything like it. And this kid who won the Heisman Mendoza, I mean, he has Tom Brady accuracy and brains. And he can run when he wants to. I mean, holy shit. That's Mendoza's Hispanic, right? Isn't it? So he's, you know, I mean, he's going to be a marketing.

He's the most likable. He's more white than you and I combined. He's so, his majors in college are analytic geometry and calculus, I think they said. He's not on social media except for LinkedIn. So he's a little different as far as young people go. And my God, what a family, you know. And his brother is the backup quarterback, by the way. Did you know that?

No, I did. Alberta Mendoza. I know. Took me two games to realize it. Anyways. So they're playing for the national championship a week from tonight against the University of Miami,

who is the real deal this year. But let me tell you something. The only edge they have is they picked their location of the national championship years ahead of time or a year ahead of time. And it just happened.

So they picked, I think, the hard rock is out is it in Miami. So they're playing at home. Miami's playing at home. home. But let me tell you something, it's not going to matter. It's not going to, not only am I saying that, I'm going to say, I don't even know what the line is, they'll cover. Indiana will cover. And I am very impressed with Miami. I've seen them. Their defense is vicious and they get a great offense. Anyways, enough of that.

Bruins beat the Rangers 10 to 2 on Saturday afternoon. Haven't scored 10 goals since 1988. One guy had a hat trick for the Bruins. Another guy had four. four goals for the Bruins. And Pasternak had six assists. And there were two fights. They won both of those. A real beatdown of New York. We enjoy that.

It doesn't matter if it's field hockey, faggotry. Fucking Red Sox, you can go kiss my ass. They let Bregman go. Cubs signed him. So let me tell you something. Boy, you're going to have a lot of spawning to do if this doesn't go well this year. He was it.

If they signed him, he was such a sure thing to make this team almost unbeatle, in my opinion. Not saying they're going to stink, but I'm just saying, fuck you. I know Red Sox fans, they are not going to be happy with that. And I had an idea I was going to go that way. NFL football, unbelievable playoff games. I can't even remember the teams. All I know is my Patriots have a scary pass rush. They get that guy Williams from the Eagles.

He's about 3.30, defensive tackle. moves like a grizzly bear. I mean, just, they, they beat Herbert. He took a beaten last night. And that was the only sort of, it wasn't a one-sided game. It was close, you know,

about the third quarter. But they looked fucking great. I gotta be on, I don't know how far they're going. And then the Eagles took a big dump against the 49ers, who are missing like seven starters. And Kittle got hurt

at the beginning of the game. No boza. I mean, literally six or seven stars. is no Warner, who's an All of Fame linebacker. They didn't have him. And they still went into Philly and beat Philly. Now, who am I forgetting?

What other game was it, Dallas? Remember the fuck else was out there? We got Packers Bears. Packers' Bears. The Packers kicked the shit out of the Bears for the first half. It was two different games. In the second half, the beers, by the way, who are known, they call

them the Cardiac kids, like they used to call the Cardinals. They were down 216 going into the fourth quarter, right? 15 points, they win. It was insane. But all the games are so freaking good. Then you had Rams Panthers. Rams Panthers.

I'm at the hockey game. My wife got me tickets to the ghost pirates, the NHL affiliate here in Savannah. And it's a real fun time. She got me those for Christmas. That was one of my gifts. I know I've talked about this before. Here's the best part.

I'll get to the bad partners. second because it's fucking obnoxious but drive it's two three miles from my house to rink drive across town pull up i valet give the fucking go inside go up an escalator we have what they call the whatever seats club seats that means there's like little restaurants and tables you can stand that and you see it all the all the big stadiums and football have it now and it's right And you can eat, I mean, real good food, shit. And then go down to your seats. So we're about 15, 20 rows from the ice.

You know, it was. And anyways, the game ends. We fucking run up the stairs. We're the rest of people getting some elevator. We don't know where we were going. I go, it doesn't matter. I go, we get outside. I know where I'm going.

Take an elevator down. Now we're in the parking lot in the parking garage. So we, you know, walk outside. And I go, we walk. I take a lap. And there's the fucking valet. grab my car you don't have to tip the guy kids working at a table they don't go get your car for you you have to

go I guess I could have to tip it fuck them in the car we're home on the fucking couch before the before some people even if guys swear to God where else can you do that this isn't a city this is a small town in Oklahoma it feels like Tulsa as far as a hockey

you have great game three two the other team had to pull their goalie blah blah blah But here's my complaint, and I forgot about it. And you guys, I know you're going to go, oh, you sound old, man. Not in to do with fucking old. When I went to dance clubs, when I was in my 20s, I fucking hated him.

I'm trying to pick up a girl and fuck her. Using sign language. But I could dance like a motherfucker. Yeah, you heard that right. Anyway, I would be sign language as I'm dancing. It was fucking really smooth. They play music. And they do this in the NHL now, and at all hockey levels, college, I think, too, I think.

The minute there's a whistle on the action, they blare fucking, the worst house music, and I'm talking music you'd hear at a titty bar in Baltimore at three in the morning. The worst fucking dance shit synthetic drug. It is that I love loud concerts, okay? I grew up going to kiss and fucking all of them. and that I didn't mind. I don't understand with hockey. Even when I watch NHL, I mute it.

When there's a whistle on the action, they immediately start cranking shit music over the speakers. I don't know why they do it. I know it's a marketing thing. It's something about heightening your senses. They're afraid you're not going to pay attention. I don't know. I don't understand.

I can ask my brother. He'll fucking, he's a marketing whiz. But they literally have a DJ there. It's like, I don't care if I sound fucking all. you needed a fucking DJ spinning. The minute there's a whistle in the break and the action they start cranking the shit.

Everything's marketing. There's a woman on the PA system. My wife's going like this looking at me like, I go, I... Honestly God, I'm taking a piss at the end of the first period. And there's a guy next to me. First I checked to make sure he's about my age.

And I go, you like a little hockey with your fucking noise? And he goes, excuse me. He couldn't even have. me, we're in the men's right? I go, you like a little hockey? And he goes, I know, what the fuck? I don't get it. I don't get it. And then you intermission, they're still cranking it. And they're playing these, the DJs out there, center ice, they have these stupid games, people rate, whatever. I understand you're going to market shit and stuff. How about this, Dallas? I didn't even mention this. The ghost pirates' colors are like black and purple.

Black and green. I'm sorry, exactly. Black and green. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, So apparently Harley Davidson was sponsoring the game. They come out, Dallas. They come out, I thought it was the other team. They come out in gray and black with like flames on this shirt. Like a Harley Davidson. I go, that's, I said to Andy, I go, really? So now, and don't tell me this won't spread to the NFL eventually,

all the pro. Now you're going to change your uniforms for each sponsor of the game. I literally go, look at it. I said the more, look at the shitty uniforms. They were playing in Atlanta gladiators. And I go, look at their uniforms. And she goes, what are you talking about?

That's the fucking man. And I look and I go, you're right. Fuck, I, oh, my. Dallas, play the music. And I'm going to trick you guys. I'm giving you a warning. I'm just going to play. I don't get it.

I don't get it. And I saw people like this way younger than me. I don't fucking get it. But I know damn well, I'm probably, me and my. wife and a few other people, the only ones bothered by it. That will, you know, I don't know if people will complain or not, but we've lost it. Like, nobody pays attention to detail.

I don't even mind the fucking shit music, but you don't have to, it's literally like a Ted Nugent concert with shit music, 150 decibels of fucking, you know, Donna Sama. Well, I like Donna Sama. Pick a shit fucking. Anyways, listen to this. Oh, Jesus. Well done. It's just so, no, seriously.

That was, folks. Okay? Only it's louder when you're there. Somebody help me. I'm not an old fuddy fucking dutty. I listen to my music loud in the car. In somebody, I bet you're my fans out there watching probably you're in marketing. Know what the fuck that's about. Just obnoxious. Our ears were ringing when we got in the car.

And I said to Dallas, I said, Dallas, let's say your kid in a few years, you want to bring him to the Ghost Pirates game. And he's like six or seven. And this, they do. to Yankee Stadium. I remember a guy from the New York Post writing an article. How are you going to, you're trying to explain to your kid about the game. And I mean, the minute the whistle

there's a break in the action for two seconds, they crank that shit until the rough drops the puck. They do it in NHL games. When I'm watching it home, and somehow your TV picks up the music better than the fucking announcers. And I fucking mute it. It makes no fucking sense. I'm like, we have lost our minds.

I don't for the life of me I got to Google that It's got to be a marketing thing All right enough pissing a moaning Did I cover everything Made a pizza that would have win an award in fucking Italy I bet you've heard enough of that shit Let's get right to

This fucking thing that froze Because I was yapping for so long Fucking brutal right though And it was a great gift I was happy to go But I'm not gone anymore Literally They got a fucking deep

And you can tell he's a DJ at a titty bar during the week somewhere in Savannah. He's kind of a young kid. He's got a bandana on. He's half-shaven with an earring. Hey, diamond to the center stage. Diamond. Have people throwing ones on the ice. John and I had the same thing.

We went to one game. I said it ever again. Yeah. It's fucking. I want to see if there's other people complain. Oh, mum are of good. Here we go. Noam shuts up.

Jake Tappas Yaper on national TV. Secretary of Homeland Security, Christy Noem got into a fiery clash with CNN homosexual Jake Tapper. I tease. He takes it in the ass just for fun, but I'm pretty sure he's got it one. On Sunday, while defending ICE, fatal shooting of Renee Good,

her middle name, No. Yeah. Telling the lefty host that he can't change the facts just because he doesn't like him. Christy Noam said that. The shooting had taken since we were here last. right? We talked about it. Right?

Yeah. But the more I hear about it and the more how she was bugging them the whole day and they talk about she's a good mom and shit, really? That's what you're doing on a fucking... Not just that, but you're a good mother and you send your kid to an indoctrine camp.

Yes. Because they actually teach kindergartners about social justice and bullshit. Yeah. Well, speaking of that, there was a couple, a couple kind of white trashy at the hockey game with a baby you look like it's about a year old what? How's that?

The kid had headphones on so what does that tell you? You know I mean? But why are you bringing you can't afford it? I'll take care of the kid. Give me 20 bucks. I'll let you go to the fucking game. Get deaf.

Anyways, here's a girl, Christy Gnome, who's had facework, I can tell it now. She looks like, you know, she's like 28. But taking on the, this fucking stick in the mud, a latest ass wipe. Do you remember when he was with Fox News when he first started?

So which one is the real Jake Tapper? Do you go where the money is or do you really believe? Anyways, go ahead. Doing a disservice to the officer by reaching a conclusion before the investigation takes plans. Talk about their shooting. Good. Say once what a disservice it's done for Mayor Fry to get up.

to tell ICE to get the F out of his city. And AOC to stand up. I'm interviewing him next. Yeah, but you're not going to grill him. You're not going to grill him. You're going to suck his ass like you always do. Go ahead. She had any of the facts and called this officer a murderer.

For individuals, well, call them out, Jake. Spend as much time calling them out. I have provided you with facts and information to back up every single word that we have said and every single part of this investigation. And if you don't like it, that's fine. But we're going to continue to do the right thing to keep the American. American people safe. I know that you'd like...

Yeah, she goes, if you don't like the fact, you can't change them just because you don't like them. Tapper grilled Nome about how she could make swift conclusions, such as calling good a domestic terrorist and defending ICE. There'll be ICE officer Jonathan Ross, just hours after the shooting. Why? Because she doesn't look through a lens of left and right. She looks through the fucking lens that most people look through.

I decided that the department and the people of this country, Noam said, deserved to know the truth of the situation of what has unfolded in Minneapolis. And she said to him, You need to shut the fuck up. And a real manly voice, I might add. The CNN host then harped on Noam's initial reaction to the tragic shooting that took place last Wednesday, in which she claimed the ICE officers were attempting to push out their vehicle, and a woman attacked them and those surrounding them and attempted to run them over.

That's not what happened, Tapper insisted. later implying that his gripe was with the notion that good attacked the ICE officers. She might not have in that incident, but all day she was harping on them. And she parked her car the way she was taught. By the way, they get lessons in this. She works for something called Ice Watch, Ice Watch. And they get trained and all this shit. And I was looking at Gutfell's monologue today.

I think Paul Morrill wrote it, who's an ex-cop and real Harvard guy, real smart dude. But he's talking about how what people don't realize is NGOs, non-profits, and all that. You can sue them too. Ice Watch could get sued by Goods family, the woman who was shot for putting her in harm's way, believe it or not. People don't realize that. It's something I had never heard.

Anyways, I shouldn't be doing that because Gutfellow be telling you about it in 12 hours. It's absolutely is what happened, she said to Dinkweed, Gnome Fireback. She blocked the road for a long time, was yelling at it. them and impeding a federal law enforcement operation. Tapper grilled at Nome about why she was so certain that Good wasn't trying to move her car and flee and

get away and not necessarily ram into Ross. Let me tell you something. Even if that was the case, that's a fucking officer of the law, by the way. Not a local cop. But I'm saying, even if it was a cop,

you get out of the fucking car. When they tell you two. You follow their fucking everybody. I swear, I blame it on the way that generation, again, old man, but the way you brought it, that girl has never smacked in the face. I can tell her parents were fucking hippies, she was her mother's

best friend and vice versa, and all that other horseshit. They have no excuse me, they have no basis in reality. They think it's a fucking video game. If a cop tells you, and especially now you get an ice comp, even if you're trying,

If he doesn't move, you hit the break. You don't fucking keep whatever. He's got a gun. He's already been dragged, by the way, this guy. Fucking, you know, about 200 yards. So, yeah, excuse me. The facts of the situation out that the, and then you got fucking assholes online.

I didn't watch the, was it the Golden Globes? What was last night? Was it the Golden Globes? You know, another ass, another jerk off fest. Nobody watches. Nobody cares. Mark Ruffalo, though. I see him on the internet today.

Who's got the most punchable fucking face? I have a fantasy about running into him at a mall and pretending I'm a fan and go, can I get a selfie, would you? And I get my phone like this. And while he's looking up, right across, take this. What a fucking ignorant. Can you imagine spending your life in Hollywood

and think you know what the rest of the country thinks and how they feel. Overactive piece of faggotry. The facts of the situation out of the vehicle is weaponized and it attacked the law enforcement officer, noam, him said, he defended himself and he defended those individuals around them. Now, you need

to shut that fuck up. You know what I'm saying? This portion of the Nick DiPullo Show brought you by a peps in it. Hey, to support the show, head to Nick Dip.com for some merchandise. We get hats, hoodies, t-shirts, mugs. wear it and piss off the right people.

Know what I'm saying? Especially if you're Minnesota. And I do have fans of Minnesota because, and this is true, 20-something years ago, I think it was during one of the Bush elections or Obama. I don't remember them. Somebody wrote my name in. Yep. And I got the thing.

They sent me a picture of it. Wrote my name in for president. I got a vote. Anyways. You're like, that's not that impressed of just one? I mean, you sold that place up. anyways let's move on to by the way i'll get to iran in a second but before i forget uh because i wrote it yesterday i took the article and in that article they said they thought there was like

four or five hundred people dead you know being killed by the fucking government of iran uh i wake up this morning and they're saying it they think it's upwards to 2000 i mean they're massacring people and as you know they shut down the internet so nobody can find out what the fuck's going on the mullers or whoever they are. Anyways, we'll get to that in a few minutes. Santa's naughty list. This is, dovetails nicely into what we were just talking about. ICE has provided a list of the most egregious criminal aliens

they've arrested during the surge in the sanctuary state of Minnesota. Let me, here we go, here's the fucking, just looking at them. I wouldn't let them in my frigging country. What? Nice going, Nick. I'm going to read some of these names, and these are the, people right here. I didn't take them all because we don't have 19 hours. But this is what they took off the streets. I want to say last week. Sir Dawn Fabian, a Laotian, am I saying that right?

They're from Laosian. Laotian, right? Lausian. Lausian formula. Lausian formula. A Lausian, a legal alien convicted of, listen to this, strong-arm sodomy of a boy and strong-arm sodomy of a girl with a deportation order since 2018. So, um, you're a wormy cut sucker, you know that? Again, these are people that they took off the streets in Minnesota, I believe. Tuvang, another bottle of lotion, a legal alien convicted of sexual assault in sodomy of a girl under age 13 and procuring a child for prostitution with a deportation order since 2006. Nice going, Biden, you come guzzler.

Chong Vu, which I had last night with a side order of pork fried rice. Let me tell you, it went through me like a fucking hot night through. Changvoo, yeah, same to you. You say that when you sneeze in Thailand, right? A Laotian illegal alien convicted of the strong-arm rape of a 12-year-old girl and kidnapping a child with intent to sexually assault her. He had a deportation order since 2004. G Yang.

Are you noticing a pattern here? I'm not going to Laos any time soon. Another Laotian or lotion. Locian sounds more appropriate with what they're doing to these kids. Locian, another lotion lover. Illegal alien convicted of strong arm rape, aggravated assault with a weapon,

and strangulation with a deportation since 2012. Pao Chu Zhong, a Laotian illegal alien convicted of rape and child fondling with a deportation. order since 2003. Jesus Christ, what's going on in Laos? Kulor,

another Lowsian, illegal alien, convicted of rape, rape with a weapon, and sexual assault with a deportation order since 1996. Fuck you, mother! Hernin Cortez, Valencia, Mexican illegal, alien

convicted of sexual assault of a child and DUI with a deportation order since 2016. See, we used to, we're known as the country of law and order unless the Democrats are in the White House. They were in the third world shithole. This is what they want for you. And it's no different than when I was young and this is what they've always wanted for you. Aberdasheed Adashemi, a Samayan illegal alien, convicted of homicide and kissing Ilan Omar on her furry face. Gilberto Sogero

La D'Averde. A Salvadorian illegal alien could get convicted of three counts of homicide with a deportation order since June 2025. Gabriel Figueroagama, a Mexican illegal convicted of homicide who has been previously deported in 2002. He's back. Galuke Michael Rott guy, a Sudanese illegal alien convicted of all third world shitholes. They have no reason to be. Even if they were good people, I don't want them here.

How about that for racism? You got nothing in common with us. We got nothing in common with you. My old friend, the late great Greg Zuck, my cop buddy used to say, your people should have stayed in Italy, mine should have stayed in Russia. I know it's a nice wet dream,

diversity, and whatever. Thylor, a loatian illegal alien convicted of two counts of homicide with a deportation order since 2009. Mary Anna Ciac, Canoe. An illegal alien from Sierra Leone, convicted of two counts of homicide with a deportation order since 2022. Eldon Guerrero Munoz, a Mexican illegal alien convicted of homicide with a deportation order

since 2015. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. Yeah. Oh, he's so wrong. He's never been fucking wrong.

How about that? Abadashid Mohammed Ahmed. Just his name ought to arrest him. I don't give a fuck if you had a fruit stand on Fifth Avenue, I'd arrest him. Why? I don't like your fucking name of you stupid chintrapped beard, you cock sucker. A Somalia illegal alien convicted of manslaughter. With a deportation order since 2022.

Mongong Duau Maniang Dang. Have you ever had that? Oh, it's gross. It's, it is. It's a lot of onion and a lot of poodle. A Sudanese illegal alien convicted of attempt to commit homicide and weapon possession and DUI, a Lerg Gomez-Lucas, a Guatemalan illegal alien, convicted of negligent homicide with a vehicle in DUI with a deportation owner since 2022.

Shui-2, a Burmese illegal alien convicted of negligent homicide. That's just some of the hundreds. ICE says all these criminal aliens were roaming freely in the sanctuary state of Minnesota prior to arrest, and that these other type of people that politicians and activists are referring to as their neighbors, as they attempt to. to interfere with ice. Now, I want somebody like Christy Knoem when she was there yesterday on that Sunday morning, she should bring that list and go, Jake, I don't want you to interrupt me, and read the list.

I just read. And then look his stupid ass in the eyes, and then look at the fucking camera at the idiots who are still watching CNN, all 14 of them, and go, how do you argue that point? Really, are they breaking up families? You're being played, once again, by the cirrhoses of the world who want to bring this country to its knees, and you fall for it every time you fucking idiots who vote Democrat. You're the fucking problem. Hi, who are you?

Let's lighten up with a fight with the fighting Irish coach, fighting mad. Notre Dame head coach, Marcus Freeman, who's done a great job, by the way. He's done a great job over there. I think they got stiff this year because they were not just beating people. They started off a little slow, but then they, I mean, they were walloping. Anybody they put in their way. And they were the ones. Somebody's going to be unlucky, and it just happened to be them.

Anyways, he was accused of battery by an assistant wrestling coach. Oh, at Indiana High School. Oh, this is in Pennsylvania thing, isn't it? Oh, no, I'm sorry, at an Indiana high school, because there is a Pennsylvania high school called Indiana. Following his son's match, his son's a wrestler. The university pushed back against the, allegations, which occurred January 3rd at a wrestling invitation for his son, Vinnie,

made by New Prairie's Chris Fleegger, and call them totally unfounded. That's the wrestling coach. A police report was filed following the incident, and an investigation was conducted by the local police department, but no charges are expected to be filed. Are you interested in the real story? Yeah. Vinnie Freeman, head coach from Marcus Freeman's son. I'm reading that wrong. on too much caffeine. Vinnie Freeman head coach for Marcus Freeman's is wait that's

written wrong he's the head coach's son was verbally accosted that's his son was verbally costed and after his wrestling match by a locally wrestling coach Notre Dame said that in a statement Marcus and Joanna Freeman intervened and removed Vinny from the situation at no point did coach Freeman physically engaged with anyone we believe that the police report which includes a video evidence, fully exonerates Coach Freeman and makes clear these accusations are totally unfounded. Freeman, Notre Dame's head coach since 2021 and the subject of NFL interest during the recent coaching carousel, allegedly made physical contact with Fleeger as he walked through a door and into a hallway following a match at the L. Smith Wrestling Invitational that Vinnie,

a senior at Penn High School, lost. I can just see it now. They were both coming through the door and, you know, you know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. Back in the day, you'd smack into each. Yeah, I want to take it out, whatever. Now if I spit at you, it's battery.

Flaeger allegedly began exchanging words with Vinny, the kid, with Vinny Freeman and the pen wrestling coach as they walked off the mat and out of the gym. Freeman's wife, this is where she should stay. Oh, holy mo. I ain't a minute. I don't like this interracial shit. By the way, he's wider than I am,

if you listen to him. Freeman's wife, Joanna, piece of ace, also allegedly engaged in a shouting match. Shut up, mind your fucking business and shut up. With Flegelor and police intervene. The Freeman's reportedly left the invitational following the incident despite not being asked to. So basically had a couple of adults.

A coach was tearing into the kid. They don't tell you if it was warranted or not what the kid might have done, what he might not have done. You know, you don't want to give us too many details so we could get perspective on it. But like I said, they made contact, you know. I can just, whatever, you know. But those are the natural instincts of a father, I'm sure, if somebody was chewing the kid out. But I want to know what he was. You know what I mean?

My dad's not going to jump in if a coach was chewing my ass out and I had it coming. You know, my dad was my coach, and I have a picture when I, did I show that on the show? I have a famous picture at home. It was in the local newspaper when I was about 13. My dad was my Little League coach. And somebody snapped him chewing me out. I still remember it. I was playing third base.

I overthrew the first baseman. Like I said, I had a gun, but I had no idea where it was going. Nobody would sit in the bleachers behind Forest Base when I was playing. I swear to God. My father, the picture of him, you can just see this side of him kind of. He looks like Elvis. He's got the sideburn. And he's got his hand in my face and I get this scowl on my face.

And I remember him chewing me out. I still remember him saying, you've got to relax. Settle down before you throw a, plant your feet. Don't just fucking, you know, fucking yelling at me. Anyway, somebody caught that in the local papers. And somebody sent it to my dad, and we still fucking have it. And I get that push on my face like I do now when I wake up. It's really fucking funny.

Let's move on to calling Dr. Spark. Calling Dr. Spark. I thought this was interesting. I'd like to go up to the space station. Maybe look around. I think I left the watch up there. NASA has made an unprecedented decision to bring a crew home early from the International Space Station after a medical emergency in orbit.

marking the first time in the station's 25-year history that a mission has been cut short for health reasons. NASA administrator Jared Isaacman said Thursday that a single crew member experienced a medical situation. Can you tell us what it is? Again, I don't know what's going on in the world we're living in. You know what I did last night before I go any further?

I started thinking about old classmates and shit. And I go, I wonder who's... dead. This is what I'm doing. Well, I'm watching the Patriots, by the way, and one eye. I fucking lost my mind, man. So I start scrolling. I go to, they have a thing you can go to your old high school and find out, but I'm not going to sign up for that. You've got to start an account and then they send you, excuse me. So I just started like Googling people's names and doing it that way. And it sort of worked. Yeah. So I was flipping through that to to see, and it, I had this crush on this girl, Barbara Joyce, when we're in junior high school.

And then I started flipping it. And as a guy, kid I played football with, he died. He was my brother's age. He was younger than me, great athlete, great guy, great family, man of course. There was a bunch of guys from people from Danvers who were either my age or a little close enough that I knew who they were, my brother-in-law, my sister's age, whatever. But then I found out Barbara Joy, I'm like, She's dead. So I cried myself to sleep. Didn't see the end of the Patriot. I'm kidding.

I was laughing like a hyena. I, uh, what? No. She died. But my point being, they never tell you how. Even in all these obituary things. All it says for 90% of them, once in a while they'll mention cancer after a battle with cancer.

But nine out of ten of them are like surrounded by family and friends when they passed away peace. That's right. That's right. loved dogs, made her own candles, and liked the taste of a deer rifle, apparently, as she took the back of her head off. Yeah, that one made me sad, though.

And it's funny, I don't even remember seeing her in high school. I just remember how I was with her in junior high school. But my point is, is it shameful to die now? Is it shameful when somebody, let's say you get hit by a bus, You can't mention that in the obituary? A bad accident? Why is that so secretive? And now the injury reports, it used to be just hockey.

For the last 20 years in hockey, they go lower body injury, upper body injury. They don't tell you anything. Well, that's because, you know, if you say that you're going to low end, they're going to go in. If you say knee, so you don't say knee or ankle, but you say lower body injury, it's got to be one of those two things, I'm pretty sure. They can figure it out. And it doesn't change. What is the secret about everything?

And this is how the Sopranos were always ahead of the curve. I remember there was an episode, what's her name? Meadow comes in and goes, Dad, Uncle Joe died of some shit. And he's like, when? How? I don't know. Like a typical teenage girl. I don't know.

And he goes, what the fuck? You know, today's world, Joe Blow died. Nobody asked how, why? What the fuck? It's fucking true. Now they hide it. You shouldn't be ashamed. You know?

One of them said, the girl died and said, because of the way a lot of Americans are dying today, you could figure it out that it was a drugger. It was sort of a drug or alcohol. The way, I'm not given the whole wording, but at least that's what Detective DePaolo said. I just don't get that though and let me tell you when I'm dead

and I probably just jinx myself but I want and I'm telling my wife that I don't care if you find me in bed with my dick of my hand my stomach covered with glue I want that in the fucking obituary I do

I'm a fucking comedian and you better be laughing at my truth I'm serious somebody better do a tight I want Colin Quinn if he's alive he'll probably go before for me. I want him doing 20 fucking minutes, or Dave Attell or Louis, and getting booted like I did for doing a eulogy. That's a comedian. Getting kicked out of the church. Anyways,

they, this experience a metal situation on January 7th, up in the space house. Sounds like a show on MTV. He got kicked out of the space house. Yeah, they found him with his dick and hand, glue all over his time. A board the station, Jeremy 7 is now stable. Well, what happened to him or her? Why is that a big secret? That's right. What's the fucking, what is the big secret?

After consultations with medical and agency leadership, he ordered the early return of the crew. This NASA historian, this is a Rod Pyle, he's a NASA historian, Tonya, about what he thinks. They did say that the crew member was stabilized. stabilized, they also said that this had nothing to do with the spacewalk or the EVA. I had piles on my rod. Because there can be problems caused when you're pre-breathing for these things. You're pre-breathing for your oxygen.

And that's to prevent getting nitrogen bubbles in the blood. So there can be problems caused by that. Well, I can guess too, Rod. You don't have to be an expert to guess. But in this case, it apparently wasn't that they did say. Come on Santa Claus. Spin it out. It seemed to be related to the effects of microgravity.

Oh. My balls right now is suffering from microgravity. Changes an eyesight. Dipping them in the toilet. And possibly, although not yet fully understood, some cardiovascular. Okay, he's boring the shit on me. I hope you get an air bubble in your vein tonight, you dink. SpaceX Dragon Endeavor spacecraft would, there it is. It looks like some type of IUD for your wife or some shit, isn't it?

SpaceX Dragon Endeavor spacecraft would bring crew 11 back to Earth within the coming days ahead of their planned return. later this year. I wonder for all the other astronauts like, you pussy, you fuck this up. The crew arrived at the ISS in August and was set to spend six to eight months there. Oof, in that thing. They say that's 33,000 square feet, and you can walk right. It's like they said. They described it like a house, but it doesn't look like it. Looks like a drone. That's got to be interesting, though, huh? Mother of God. This is the first time in the history of ISS, and as far as I remember, the first time in the history of the American space program where somebody had to be brought home early, in effect, evacuated from orbit.

Pyle explained that nearly half the astronauts' time on the ISS is spent on research and daily activity while the other time is spent vacuuming and having sex with monkeys and drinking tang. What else you're going to do? That was one of Lenny Clark's jokes. He goes, I got out of college. My parents said I could be anything I want. So I fucking went down to NASA because I want to be an astronaut. He goes, I walk in for the interview.

I stood on my head and I drank a glass of Tang. This is a show him I knew what the fuck I was doing. It's funny back then. Believe me, Tang. Anyways. And they do maintenance on this station. They claim and do maintenance on the stations. Anyways, that's what they do.

Now some of that load would probably be handed off to some Mexican chick who just got here six minutes ago and they'll shoot her up. He'll get her out of a holiday in in Cleveland. Astronauts that remain behind. There'll be three of them. That's a big house to claim for three. But this does throw a bit of a ripple into the work. Are you going to tell me those guys don't try to pile on her?

You know, I mean, you're up there for eight months. She's the only piece of ass, please. As soon as they shut the camera off, they got her in a fucking figure eight lock And what's, it says, and what's kind of critical about that? This would be important at any time, but we don't have a lot of time left with International Space Station. That's ISS, by the way, as it is being deorbited in 2030. Why is that? Don't tell us.

Nice article. It's like a fucking junior high newspaper. Now, let's get to Iran. People in Iran irate. human rights groups have accused the ruthless Iranian regime of carrying out a massacre as the death toll from the violent anti-government protests. And again, this was last night, tops 500 according to unsettling new figures. But like I said, today, they're saying maybe 2,000 or more.

10,600 people, by the way, been arrested. How big of the fucking jail? At least, I would like to hear that once when there's a riot over here. Like during George Floyd, 10,000. 600 people were arrested coming out of one foot locker, and they were all related. At least 490 demonstrators have been killed in the two weeks of unrest that has engulfed the Islamic Republic as the government steps up its use of increasingly cruel and severe tactics in an effort to quell the uprising, according to the alarming figures, from U.S.-based human rights

activists in Iran. And that's H-R-A-N-A, if you guys want to write that, herena. In addition, 48 security personnel have lost their lives in 10,000. And again, this number's probably ballooned since I got this article. 10,600 people have been arrested. And apparently Janet Jackson has a daughter who's cutting an album over there in Tehran right in the middle of this.

Here's some B-roll of her showing her ass to guys who are fucking goats for a living. Let's just, here's the video of something. Oh, this is a chaos going on. Go ahead. Looks like Minneapolis. Or L.A. That was the best of circumcisions up three

notches this week. The great Colin Quinn, that's one of my favorite lines up. Look at the fucking, look at this bareded chimp. How did they come in power in the first place? And now we put the shaw on there. I know the whole history. I'm not going The dramatic revision to the death toll comes as the New York base

Center for Human Rights in Iran said reports of mass killings of protesters have started emerging despite the government shutting down the access to the internet. You know, I'd like to see our government do that. I know you guys would lose your fucking minds. But you know what? I would like that.

Shut it the fuck down. Do what you've got to do, Mr. Trump. I don't want to hear the whining and fucking, boy, they got me figured out. That algorithm. I can't turn my phone. I can't turn it on I you know the minute I go to fucking TikTok or whatever there's a purple head bitch with nine rings looking at me going you fuck it ass they got me figured up hospitals were overwhelmed by blood supply

hospitals were overwhelmed comma Nick blood supplies are critically low well I donated and I did I mean here I don't know where it went my blood's very thick I was told which is not good so I booted two pint two I do two at a time It's fucking great. And they give you one cracker. And then you get in your car and you go up over a bank, and you go up into the fucking mall and you kill six people.

Critically, the bodies are being piled up and the number of casualties is rising by the hour. CHRI said, citing grisly witness accounts saying Iranian security forces are shooting. Demonstrators in the eyes with rubber bullets and metal pellets. Can I just say this? you've heard me on the show.

I'm a big fan of rubber bullets. But I know this too. I know I've heard of one person dying from a rubber bullet, and it was a girl after the Red Sox won their last World Series. Shit got out of control after the game or the next morning. I can't remember. But she could hit with a rubber bullet in the eye, and it killed her. So of course they know right way to shoot with a rubber bullet.

They're like, it looked like we don't want to hurt them. The protests began December 28th, after economic concerns reached a fever pitch in Iran, where prices have spiked and a pint of jerry's and Muhammad's chunky monkey camel nut cost $450. And the currency has plunged. What currency?

They literally trade goat shit. But they have morphed into the biggest anti-government demonstration in years. They're waiting for Trump because they know. Folks, the people, and again, our beef was never with the people of I've ran. It's with the fucking idiot. It's a theocracy, which is, you know.

Like I said, it looks like they've right out of the Bible, these people. Demonstrators took to the streets in massive numbers. That takes a lot of balls, by the way. Because if they catch you just on videotape, they'll be banging on your door the next morning. And they're not going to just put you in jail. They're going to cut you up a little of time, light you on fire. Right, Ellis? You know the fucking, turning their,

ire against the ruthless regime that has held power since it does takes a lot of balls 1979 I mean they're saying like I said the last number was up to the 2000s just mowing them down I wouldn't be against that here just once I'm just saying just once the poor okay I'd say the poor the woman that got killed in Minneapolis did you see her wife's slash husband just a fucking just she she's chiding verbally oh really you want to kind of at us. Better get some lunch, big boy. Just a hateful dyke. I've never met any other kind, except for the good-looking ones. They seem pretty nice. Don't they? Let's move on. Pig turns into frog. What? Look, I don't, you know me, I'm a big cop fan,

but I thought that was the only play I could do on that. Pig turns into frog. An artificial intelligence that writes police reports had some explaining to do early this month after it claimed a Heber City officer had shapeshifted into a frog. I don't believe it. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. You went nuts with the graphics on this one. This calls for action now.

However, the truth behind that so-called magical transformation is simple. The body cam software, this is pretty cool. and the AI report writing software picked up on, listen this, picked up on the movie that was playing in the background, which happened to be the princess and the frog. Sergeant Keel told Fox 13 news that. That's when we learned the importance of correcting these AI-generated reports. Well, if you're going to have to correct him,

it's almost defeating the purpose. You're going to go over and not proofread the fuck. Earlier this month, the department began testing. Two pieces of AI software. draft one that's one of them and code four code four the second one was created by george cheng and dylan gwin both 19 years old and mit dropouts kicked off earlier this year their their product can imagine and what let me tell you something when guys like this drop out of MIT it's not because it's too hard or anything it's because it's usually the opposite they're bored

with the classes and shit even that guy that killed at Brown? Thank you, Dallas. At Brown, even that guy. He was like a super genius. He hated Brown because the shit was too easy and he thought he'd get ripped.

What an asshole. But they're 19 years old. It probably will be worth once they iron out their wrinkles. The software generates police reports from body camera footage in hopes of reducing paperwork and allowing officers

to be out in the field more. Which is what we need. Blow your brains out. Because you always hear that with cops. You spend two hours doing paperwork. Something tells me they don't really mind that. I mean, you just get shot at, and now you can fill out paperwork.

I think I got a cup of coffee and a donut. Just had one whizz by your ear. Draft 1 was the software used to create the Disney-inspired police. So it picked up the fucking what was being played in the background. And that's why the cop... morphed into a frog. To see how Code 4 works, Fox 13 News wrote along with Keel

for a demonstration as the department staged a mock traffic stop. Here's a little video to see, show you what they did. You're probably wondering, what's up with this body camp footage of me? I'll explain. It's called Code 4,

and it generates police reports using body cam footage. So, I wrote along with them to see how the system works. I hopped into one of the police cruisers with help from a couple of people from the department for a demonstration. Hello. Oh!

I'm Rick with the Hebrew PD, so are you guys watching Netflix while you're driving? We got back into the car. So that was the pullover. Hi. Hi. What's he gay? Hi! Hi!

You like cookies? Now the recording is saved. I just have to dock the camera and it'll write the report. Yeah, and then you morph into a frog. By the time you get back to the goddamn thing, It's like two moose raped a kitten. No, it was actually people involved. Back at the police department, the AI generated a report with timestamps from the marked traffic stop.

The software works in both English and Spanish. Does it work in, you know what, though, jive. Exactly. Does it work in ebonics? What's the latest? I can't even keep. Oh, my favorite one that I got from the Sopranos, when Meadow brought home her black slash Jewish boyfriend. And then Tony chewed him out and threw him out of the house.

And then Meadow came in later on and said, did you say something to Noah? And he goes, if you know it's good for you, go up those stairs. And she goes, what did you say? He goes, did you hear me? Maybe you understand if I say it in fucking Swahili. Oh, God. Fucking show. I loved it so much.

Kiel says one of the major draws is that the software saves them time, as writing reports can take one or two hours. I'm saving myself about six to eight hours. I don't mind being betrayed as a goat. Akeel said, I'm not the most tech-savvy person, so it's very user-friendly. Code 4 costs $30 per cop per month. So in New York, there'll be quite a price. But in this town, you know, it's Barney Fife and whatever the fuck. Let's save this for tomorrow.

I think we shall. Oh, it's just a quick story. and Gen Z has a new word that I like. I actually kind of like it. It's kind of funny. But we'll get to that tomorrow. My neck and back, I've got to go to a friggin, you know what? That's right, a whorehouse and have a Chinese girl walk on it with big feet, even though they have little feet.

God damn it. I ordered this thing online like an idiot. You've seen the kids doing this? It makes you, and I think that's what did it. I'm hoping that's what it was. fucking waking up with shooting pain from the middle of my back right up to I'm dying slowly

that's what it is folks CK has a great bit about that too it's like it's not going to get better you know you know I mean and only and my analogy of that is it's like you're in a car

that you bought now it's like 25 years old and shit's breaking on it and falling off and you can't you're in the car and it's heading towards a cliff Anyways, I'm letting this roll in killing time. This is called stretching, folks.

I mean, we could clean it up if we want. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, I always pick the longest article, don't I? Fuck, when was this book published? This article starts, it was the best of times, it was the worst of time. All right, folks. You want to send a personalized video to somebody? I'll say what you're thinking, so you don't have to, you know?

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