The Nick DiPaolo Show - ‘Musk’ Be Doin’ Something Right | Nick Di Paolo Show #1706

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

In this episode Nick talks about X hacked, Gabbard Slashes Clearances, a Track Smack and more! To watch FULL EPISODES and get ALL RUMBLE PREMIUM content AD FREE, join by clicking the link below, then the red RUMBLE PREMIUM button – enter Promo Code MUGCLUB and get $10 off an annual subscription! https://rumble.com/c/TheNickDiPaoloShow/exclusive MERCH - https://shop.nickdip.com/ TOUR DATES AND MORE - https://nickdip.com 4/25/2025 - Cohoes Music Hall, Cohoes, NY 5/15-16/2025 - Zanies, Rosemont, IL SOCIALS -   https://nickdipaolo.komi.io/

Music playing Have you ever seen a grown man naked? A couple times on the way to work. How's it going, folks? Welcome to the show on a Tuesday. Don't forget tomorrow to catch me Crowder. I'll be leaving here to go to Texas area. Crowder Shaw will be on there Wednesday and Thursday. I'm home Friday and then on Saturday I go on vacation for a week or so, nine days or something. So don't forget that.

And Joe List tomorrow, had a good interview with him yesterday. I think you'll enjoy it. That's about it, I guess. In the bitching kitchen for the 24th. We did a bitching kitchen, which yeah, it's a little ways away, but yeah, that's it, it might be our best one.

I know you're gonna love the recipe, and it was just, it was funny. There's a lot of shit that popped up. You know, arsenic, and why you putting raw chicken in there? I don't know. Anyhow, what the hell else? I don't know, I got this trick back though. I don't know if I talked about it yesterday.

Fuckin' it's been good. It's been it triggered me once yesterday but I don't know. Even flying to Texas, to Dallas tonight, today is going to be. I got a feeling when we land me trying to get up, it's going to be. I'm going to ask some lady to get my bag. Hey, you old bitch. That's right. You earned that freedom. Enjoy it.

As I like to say when they bust my balls, let me turn this fucking thing on. That would be a good idea. Boy, Elon Musk, they're giving him a rash. It's a new thing now. We get Elon Musk syndrome or whatever. Isn't it great? Aren't they mature over there? In other other words no matter who works with Trump and

by the way Musk is doing God's work doesn't matter you you work with Trump you you got nothing left left I thought the Civil War is gonna come I don't know a couple years ago with all the racial tension and shit. Now, you guys got nowhere to go. You're just stuff that benefits you as an American you're fighting against because of the guy who's doing it for you. So where do you go from there? Now we might have to drop the gloves.

Honest to God, fucking stupidest motherfucker's alive. Excuse my French. I know it's early in the show. Whatever, censor me. Blah blah blah. Blink blank. I'm tired of life. People go by fast. You know what? I'm fucking. Let me tell you something. Anyways, hopefully there's a depressed Muslim flying the plane today. Let's start with X marks the spot. Tech billionaire Elon Musk said that social media platform X, the one he owns, is facing a massive cyber attack yesterday. He says this was from yesterday.

There still is a massive cyber attack against X. Musk was heading the Trump administration's Department of Government Efficiency, known as DOGE. ex must was heading the Trump administration's department of government efficiency, efficiency known as Doge. He says, he said we get attacked every day, but this one was done with a lot of resources, either a large coordinated group and the, or a country is involved that, you know, when I heard that, you know,

cause they don't stop. They was it? Who had it? with some woman had to go to the hospital because she got a migraine from not being able to post. I'm not fucking making it up. What a world, what a country. Few additional details were immediately available. The outages come as another Musk company, Tesla, is facing takedown protests at facilities across the country. Musk is alleged at the left-wing billionaire. I don't know why somebody hasn't given this guy a cocktail, if you know what at facilities across the country. Musk has alleged that the left-wing billionaire, I don't know why somebody hasn't given this guy a cocktail, if you know what I'm saying, George Soros You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that? LinkedIn co-founder and billionaire Democrat mega donor Reid Hoffman, also seen here with a pelican neck and others are bankrolling the demonstrations. Well, they always do What's it say when you you can't get people like?

You know, you can't get Americans to go along with the shit you have to pay them You know, you must really believe in the cause I'm guessing huh? I mean you guys do but not the people In a later interview on Fox business must claim the IP addresses behind the attack We're tied back to the Ukraine area. Now. That's interesting like it's not already complicated enough they were trying Trump's trying to get peace and whatnot and Who knows though Ukraine area that could mean Russia. I mean they Ukraine's really in Russia basically mean Russia. I mean they Ukraine's really in Russia basically. We're not sure exactly he says what happened so I called Musk I said let me take care of this. Very good I said I know how to do AOL and MySpace. He goes go ahead you

greasy kitty figure it out get back to me and then he said to me what have you done the last five days? I said a a bunch of podcasts. Plugging you. He said, we're not sure exactly what happened, but there was a massive cyber attack to bring down the X system with IP addresses originating, like I just said, in the Ukraine area. Probably some drunk soldier spilled a bottle of whiskey on a laptop.

I don't know. But it is so goddamn maddening that they are attacking Elon Musk, who by the way was the left's hero the last time I checked a few years ago. He brought us the electric vehicle in mass and they were blowing him and praising him. See how it works with the left? moral compass no ethics It's a religion. They're irrational to me. They're just like fucking Muslim fundamentalists out of their fucking gourds No idea what they're doing Attacking that guy who by the way is doing God's work like I said for you and me and the idiots who were attacking them

saving us billions and Trump today I just read this on the way here Trump posted me the last night of this morning that he's buying a Tesla he was defending Elon Musk and and to you know to make a point because people are trying to boycott Tesla all over the place. Boy, they really wanted those electric vehicles and really cared about the environment, huh? So Trump, I don't know what that proves. Trump's like, well, yeah, you can afford one, Donald. Buy a couple. You know what I mean?

But he's making a point. So he basically said, fuck you and your boycotts. And we're going to keep going. By the way, when they do polls on this shit, you know, it's about 90. I'm making the numbers up. It's literally like 90 to 10. Americans are in favor of what's being done at Doge. Let's move on to paybacks of bitch, bitches.

Director of National Intelligence, our new girlfriend, Tulsi Gabbard. Look at that gray streaky stuff. It's pretty cool. I'm going to try to do that. I might get a curl too like that. You got to love this girl. Military walks the walk, figured out the left was retarded. I believe she only was a leftie because she grew up in Hawaii. That fucking socialist shithole. It's nice, but you know. Director of National Intelligence, Chelsea Gabbard, announced Monday she has revoked

the security clearance of former top Biden administration officials as well as the 51, remember these dicks? Former intelligence officials who signed the letter calling the Hunter Biden laptop Russian disinformation. So they took away the security cl- why would they have it anyways? Anymore. Thank you, Colonel. Thank you very much. She also announced that former President Joe Biden is no longer receiving the president's daily brief. They said what they do instead. They send them a highlights magazine, like you get in a dentist office for kids and they tell him it's the brief and then he tries to find Colonel shit in them whatever that whatever that used to be they tell him it's the briefing and you know and then they give him whatever you know they they give him

green jello and a Charlotte's web they haven't read that till he passes out in his own fucking pre chewchewed food. Cock sucker. Biden is no longer receiving a President's Daily Brief, a summary of intelligence regarding issues and events around the world, she posted. Per at POTUS, that will be Trump, directive, I have revoked security clearances

and barred access to classified information for Anthony Blinken. I Like what says aunt Anthony because that's how Italians say Anthony Anthony Jake Sullivan you remember these jerk-offs the Brady Bunch Lisa Monaco Mark Zed Norman Eisen and Letitia. Remember Letitia that bitch? You fat nasty black bitch. Letitia James. Alvin Bragg, customer of the year at Popeyes, two years running. That fuck you. And Andrew Weissman, along with 51 signers of the Hunter Biden disinformation letter.

The president's daily brief is no longer being provided to former Biden. You already told me that, you motherless fuck. President Donald Trump on his first day in his second administration signed an executive order directing the DNI to revoke the security clearances of the letter signatories. He said in the executive order that the signatories willfully weaponized the gravitas of the intelligence community. Who writes these for him? Because we know he doesn't talk like this. I'm telling you, these cocksuckers, they hate me. I can't make them smile. Intelligence community to manipulate the political process and undermine our democratic incident. That's all been proven.

I still say, when are we going to see some perp walks? I want people coming out of the Capitol, CIA in cuffs. The ones that are still there. And they are still there, by the way. All this, if there's no consequences, it looks good and I'm happy they're doing it, but don't you guys feel like, hey, then I'm going to go shoplift. Okay, black people. That wasn't for you because you know you're going to do that anyways. Oh, it's a joke, everybody. I was married to a black woman for five weeks. Seat 1C.

I'm starting to get to know the flight attendants because this is like taking a bus across town. Although they do rotate the cruise, but I've done it enough two years. I'm like, hey chubby, can I get a Diet Coke? And some of you flight attendants, you lazy pricks, I've already addressed this. People in first class are supposed to get a pre-takeoff drink, OK? Luckily, the last two flights, they did it. I had to beg one lady. But the younger ones, of course, are like, well, we were so busy.

Really? I saw you standing there yapping with the other bitch as people were filing in. Were you busy? I don't like you you that's all I got to say let's go to some sports news because I love track and field you know I fucking watch it around the clock that is some exciting shit track smack a Virginia high school sprinter this is. You probably saw it yesterday suffering a concussion and potential skull fracture

When her competitors smashed her in the back of her head with a relay baton During their race, can you imagine what's this motherless fucks name? Probably Aisha? Brookville High School, school junior Kaylin Tucker uh... was the second leg runner for the four by two hundred meter relay at the VHSL class three state indoor championship at Liberty University Liberty University by the way was ranked in football last year

during the first half of the season. Right? Remember they were like undefeated and shit? That's insane. I couldn't believe that. I was freaking out. You guys know I ran track, right, for my senior year. One of the football, assistant football coaches was coaching the spring track team. And he begged me and begged me. yeah so I said yes and you know what I did when football was over I played a year of JV hockey to stay in shape most fun I ever had my life I ran the 300 meter which is a sprint sprint 300 yards basically it's's a killer, man.

I was out drinking before the first practice on a Friday night. I'm not shitting you, I was up till two, fucking drinking like only high school seniors could drink. And we had a Saturday morning, like 10 o'clock, practice at the field house. For the first time, I ran my 300 meters, and this is honestly the truth.

I go through the finish line, I keep going up to like 10 yards, and I cut off not true, I go through the finish line, I keep going up to like 10 yards, and I cut off, and I run right into the men's room and throw up. Went right in, speeding in, pooh! Just fucking bare and hot dogs and all the shit you can get Fenway. And I was never near Fenway.

Anyways, Tucker, who had earned silver in the girls 55 meter dash earlier in the meet, was attempting to cut into a lane, she had her blinker on Cut into lane one during a battle for second place in the front pack as she was rounding turn four here She is explaining what happened Could have seen this coming when you go on the other side of the track, you have to cross into lane one, you have to merge in. And as I was coming up on her, she kind of like made me like get cut off a little bit, so I backed away.

And then as we got around the curve, she was bumping me in my arm. And then finally when we got off the curve, I like slowly started passing her and then that's when she just hit me with a baton and I fell off the track. Cracks are in the head. Yeah, go ahead. Show it again. And she just hit me with a baton and I fell off the track. Cracks her in the head. Yeah, go ahead. Show it again. You could have seen this coming.

When you get on the other side of the track, you have to cross into lane one. You have to merge in. And I was coming up on her. Well, in fairness to the girl, she didn't say, I'm going left. Emerging. Gets cracked in the back of the head. We had another story on the show about a year ago, if you remember.

It was a black kid. Remember? In a track thing. And he punched a guy, a kid in the back of the head, a white kid who was winning the race. What does matter with you people? And by you people, I mean track people. Very violent sport track

By the way the girl who did that yesterday was all over the internet crying how it was an accident. Oh The cover-ups always worsened Jesus. We got you on tape. How about going on they're going? You know what? I'm just fucking I don't know what I I apologize. I don't know what I was thinking. I'm just violent by nature And even trying to say it was an accident She didn't necessarily apologize, but if it were an accident, she would have checked on her afterwards like oh my god I'm so sorry. You don't know these people um You're absolutely right you don't fuck Why turn the back of the head

Um listen Why turn the back of the head? Listen, I'm all for that shit. When I played football, if you weren't paying attention, even if you weren't in the play, I'd drill you. I was borderline a filthy player, I was told. But I made all county, so I was fine. But I enjoyed it, catching somebody sleeping sleeping and I get flagged many times so I'm all for this nonsense but not that I wouldn't select it's a trap ah sister Christian and yeah the girl was all over the thing yesterday going an accident my arm just came down hit her

in the head and then it did it again and then all it was an accident. My arm just came down. It hit her in the head, and then it did it again. And then it was a crap. I had baton elbow by the time I was done fracturing her skull. Anyhow, that made me fucking laugh. An audible gasp was heard from the crowd inside the Lynchburg Virginia complex as Tucker detoured off the track, grabbing her head and falling to the goddamn ground like anybody would.

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and i know they meant tomorrow just like amphorny they meant anthony we know how this works i blame it on prince and all his fanatic shit prince talk kids hi he was doing tech speak before anybody even know how to text tuck his mom tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow the Sun will come out to me says she called the sporting body who have opened up an investigation into the alleged assault well I should think so how dare you hit a lady that's not asking for it what and cut hey folks if you want to see me do stand up

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