The Nick DiPaolo Show - Musk, Taibbi Free Speech Heroes | Nick Di Paolo Show #1316

Episode Date: December 5, 2022

Musk Exposes Dems. Musk Exposes NYT. Fuentes in Food Fight. Man Tossed Over Rail at Rams Game. Military Vaccine Mandate Could Go Away. Groomer Teacher Teaching Gender.

Make sure to join me on Patreon to get the exclusive Encore episode. Today I'll be talking about, I think it's Joe Biden pulling the air marshals off planes everywhere, putting you at risk and sending them to the border, because that makes fucking sense. guitar solo Good morning, my neighbors! Fuck you! Good morning, my neighbors! Hey, fuck you! Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. Mr. DiPaolo, I know I can be as nasty as you pretend to be,

unless they really wanted to be disliked. Now go home and get your fucking shine box. Hey, take it easy. Hi, kids, how are you? Welcome to the Dirty Show. Look, I'm like a 12-year-old. Can you tell I got my retainer in? Talking like a fucking 12-year-old girl over there.

I hope Jimmy's gonna be at the dance. I'm gonna suck his dick purple. What kind of 12-year-old girl says that? One from Chicago. I don't know. How are you, folks? How was your weekend? Who gives a fuck? I don't know. How are you folks? How was your weekend? Who gives a fuck? I

don't. Mine was as usual. I think I'm, I, this is big news. I might be at a saturation point with football. I started watching it. This is no bullshit. On a regular basis when I was five. You can ask my fucking parents. My dad would be working out. He'd put me in front of the TV on a Sunday. He had shit to do outside. I'd be there when he'd come back to. I was like glued to the set like a moron. And I, you guys know it's my, I, this life would have been so empty if I didn't have, and I'm sure a lot of you guys feel that way. But I fucking, you know, after about game number eight of college games on Saturday, I'm like, what am I doing? It's two in the morning. I haven't even got to the TCU game. And I just, I got tapped the next day. I'm like, NFL? I don't even fucking, I didn't even watch

the first, you know, one o'clock games. I'm fucking, of course, it helps. All right, I can't talk. Jesus Christ. Here, here you go. Leave that right there for you people to look at. Fucking thing. Fucking thing sucks. My wife's going to fucking be irritated.

I go, what do you give a shit? You want broads to be attracted to me? Or dudes. Or dudes. I know. I'm forgetting what year this is. I could have a he-she at the door. Anyhow, yeah, I get tapped.

I got for the first time. I couldn't. I was like, ugh. Even the game last night, of course, I still set record. I was fucking learning the introduction to Sweet Jane. Lou Reed, if you guys are rock and roll. Rock and roll animal, and this isn't just me talking. One of the best live albums, they say, top five in the history of music.

Doesn't get the fucking due. You find a better druggie music. This fucking guy must have been on heroin the whole time. It was so good. Crackling guitar. Anyways, let's get right to it. I joined the Girl Scouts. No. Hey, hey.

I actually left the house. That's when I knew I was tapped. My wife said, let's go. I want to. This is what you do when you're married, fellas. So remember this. She got a thing of swatches because we're going to paint the outside of her house. Not us. We're going to hire some illegals. And you can probably come in on a flight today. Yeah. She had those, what do you call them, swatches? You know

this shit, though. So we walked down to Jones Street. We were going to pop back. I go, it's their Sunday. You don't want wanna fucking show up unannounced. So there's a house, we love the color of the house. And she has 19 swatches, she's holding them up. Ask a mean, I got my back turned, I'm looking at some broad, walking. Yeah, that's good. That one there.

Yeah, so that's what we did. Meanwhile, people looking out the window, we're doing this to the side of the house. And then we went to a place called Hitch. You probably know it. Trailer Hitch. Yeah, Hitch. Part of Trailer Perkins' hipster shit.

You hear the fucking disgust in his voice. I don't give a shit. They made a sloppy Joe that was the size of a small baby. And Andy got it. I got the, this was embarrassing. It's another thing. I might as well develop tits over the weekend. She got the sloppy Joe.

I got the fucking fish tacos because they remind me of pussy. I always do that. What are you, six? Yeah. It was so good. This is what you got to love about Savannah, folks. You know what I mean? It was 19 tables open. Enough people in there to know it so good. This is what you got to love about Savannah folks You know, I mean it was 19 tables open enough people in there to know it's good Fucking food was delicious. Of course Andy, you know The sloppy joe there was nine pieces of nine pounds of hamburger falling off the side. I ate that with her waffle fry

You know here I am getting the fish tacos being healthy Fucking leave there with ass cancer. I am a pig. And then went home and made dinner. Oh, I made New England clam chowder from scratch, too. Man, it was so good, I jerked off. And her wife never knew. It was a cream base.

All right. That's enough of that horse shit. Let's get to it. Dems exposed. This was a big story since you guys and I have seen each other last. Dems exposed after Elon Twitter dump. Elon Musk Twitter released in turn. Take it down.

Elon Musk Twitter released internal. These fucking lights. We're going to have to do something, discussions about censoring the Hunter Biden laptop story Friday night via journalist Matt Taibbi. Guy does good work. You know, I know he's a good journalist. I used to see him on Bill Maher's show, and I'd get mad at him sometimes, and then I'd be like, this guy knows what he's doing.

Then I'd get mad at him, then I'd agree with him. So, you know, and his old man, I just told Dale a fun fact. His dad was like a local reporter in Boston when I was growing up. The documents revealed widespread internal and external concern at the suppression of the story, a decision made without CEO Jack Dorsey's knowledge, and I actually believe that he's such a space cadet. And spearheaded by Vijaya Gatti. I'd hate to mess up that pretty Indian face, you motherless fuck.

Then the head of trust and safety. She's a malignant cunt. All right, don't have to go that far. Twitter's top censor. She's the top censor. She's the one who laid the hand on it and said we can't let this out, which I'm sure she got marching orders from the White House because that's how it works. All that's been exposed under Musk and Taibbi, and they're hating on both these guys. The threat is ongoing at the time of this writing and can be found here.

The documents, mostly internal communications from Twitter and emails with external parties, I wonder who that would be, showed widespread unease with the decision and concerns about how it could be explained to lawmakers and the public. So in other words, a few guys at Twitter are like, hey, this doesn't pass the smell test as far as the Constitution. You know, some people actually had some, had a conscience over there, but no, overruled by this. Several key points from the thread so far for you guys to think about. The decision to censor the Hunter Biden laptop,

story is made without the knowledge of Dorsey. Trust and safety chief Vijayagadi, long believed to be the driving force of the censorship at the company, spearheaded the decision. You fucking whore. Yeah, that's it. Go home. Get my dinner ready. Oh, she'll censor that one. Numerous top Twitter employees, especially from the communications and policy teams, whose job is to maintain relations with lawmakers and the press expressed concern at the decision. Immediate warnings from Twitter's Washington, D.C.

contacts followed, including an email from Democrat Representative Ro Khanna. That's a Democrat from California. This guy actually has a conscience, right? Kind of. Who warned the decision had generated the huge backlash on Capitol Hill and expressed concerns about Twitter undermining the freedom to public. I'm guessing that backlash was mostly Republican. communications which imagined a future in which newspapers would be unable to publish hacked evidence of war crimes. And other Democrats reportedly complained that the Twitter had not gone far enough in its censorship of the press. It's not going to be long before you all kill yourselves because you're all crazy.

Khanna was the only Democrat official I could find in the files who expressed concern, said Taibbi. An email from Carl Azebo, one of the tech industry's top lobbyists in D.C., told Twitter that Democrat lawmakers he spoke to in the aftermath of the decision all believed social media needs to moderate more. Are you fucking kidding me? And complained that the Hunter, when they say moderate, that's another word for censorship, of the right, by the way, or truth. Hunter Biden's story,

been allowed to travel. They were upset it was allowed to travel as far as it did. You gotta be dog-sucking. Who the fuck do you think you are? Yeah. Who the fuck do you- When pushed on how government

might legally press social media companies to censor, Democrat lawmakers reportedly said, the First Amendment isn't absolute. That'll be a good campaign thing. It's not absolute. You know what? Neither is your lives. Okay?

Think about that. Because it's getting, no, that wasn't a threat by me. I'm just saying, that's how revolutions start you're gonna get smacked in the face of cocksuckers i don't want to do this today nothing i thought that would make you laugh no because it's so true look at my tooth. He fell out.

Hey, whoop. Mary Moffat. She broke my heart. Musk massacres New York Times. This is sort of a continuation of the story I was just talking about. Elon Musk on Saturday called the New York Times a lobbying firm for far-left politicians. You are correct, sir. After the paper apparently ran no story about Friday's release.

Can you imagine? The New York Times paper of record didn't talk about the release of these files. Neither did NBC, CNN, and all the other fuckstains. What more do you need to know, folks? Quit watching the fucking news. Make up your own. That's what they do. No story about Friday's release of the Twitter files.

The New York Times reported none of it. The trove of internal emails detailing the social media platform censorship of the Hunter Biden laptop story ahead of the 2020 election. Emails also showed members of the then-presidential candidate Joe Biden's inner circle, inner circle jerk, reached out to Twitter and asked its personnel, so you got the White House

talking to people at Twitter. Well, we're just going to, you know, just have a conversation. To review tweets after which Twitter deleted them. What are we doing? What's going on right now? Well, journalist Matt Taibbi noted that those working for then-President Donald Trump

also had access to Twitter for such requests, which Twitter also honored. It wasn't an equal enterprise. Of course not. This system wasn't balanced, Taibbi said. Of course not. This system wasn't balanced, Taibbi said. It was based on contacts. Because Twitter was and is overwhelmingly staffed by people of one political orientation, liberal, there were more channels, more ways to complain open to the left, well, the Democrats, than the right. We all know that, Taibbi explained. Outkick.com founder Clay Travis tweeted Saturday that the Times app was devoid of stories this morning. That's this weekend after the biggest scandal, one of the biggest ones ever, on Musk or the Twitter email release.

It was nowhere to be found on their app. Musk replied that it's because the New York Times has become, for all intent and purposes, an unregistered lobbying firm for far-left politicians. This is why he bought it, folks, okay? And that's why the left was shitting their pants. Now, I want you to think about this. This guy's not even a Republican or a righty. He's for the goddamn truth. That's all. Fox News, because he believes in free speech. We did a quote from him, remember?

First of all, he's South African. Oh, they call him African-American. Fox News, citing the media research center's Alex Christie, reported that all three major TV news networks, all three, ABC, CBS, NBC, ignored the Twitter file story Friday. They ignored it. Not a word. Let that sink in. This is bigger than fucking... There's been 10 stories since Biden got in office that are bigger than Watergate.

Not a peep from these cocksuckers. Where's those jerk-offs that wrote the book on Watergate called Bernstein? Called Bernstein. Was that the guy's name? Fucking Scarfing. Hey, Bernstein. Anyways, let me remind you people about Cameo, one of my favorite things I do. Let me roast your buddy or say happy birthday to your mom or congratulations to your dad

for having those healthy breasts added on. It's a thing to do on Cameo. There's a link down below. Go there, you can see some of the Cameos I've done and order one yourself. This is where I get busy because Christmas makes a stocking stuffer. In your phone. Exactly, in your phone. Or just go to Cameo and search my name.

And what I do is, you give me a little information about the person, and it's fun, because the person you send it to usually likes me anyways. Some people ask to be slapped around. It's like S&M. It's fucking great. Sometimes I take my pantaloons off.

Pantaloon. Welcome to Christopher's house of pantaloons. Pantaloon. What do we got here today? Let's move on to the next story. Extra ketchup, please. What could that mean? today. Let's move on to the next story. Extra ketchup, please. What could that mean?

You guys know Nick Fuentes. Since last week when he showed up unannounced at Mar-a-Lago, Kanye dragged him along and apparently trumped it. I still don't know about that one. You know, I like, I'm a Trump fan, but I don't know about that one. I got to believe security's tighter than that, that he didn't know. And I kind of... First of all, the guy's an alleged white nationalist. Whatever. Why is that bad? In the days of, you know, Black Lives Matter and fucking the new Black Panthers and all the other horseshit we put up with. So what?

That's what I say. It's also a smart play to headline grabber. Keeps him in the front. Well, yeah, but there's other ways to get headlines than having to fuck them, you know. I mean, he is a politician. He could have had, like, Dolly Parton with no bra or something. That would have got him.

But no, no, but your party is right, though, because, you know, it sort of sends this message. Everybody's convinced we're all white supremacists, right? Let's say that's only 2% true. Well, you need that 2% when you run for president. You know what I'm saying? A little cryptic message. Hey, I didn't know he was a... Either way, it doesn't bother me. Fuentes can be... Anyways, who am I talking about? He can be seen in a video this weekend, posted social media, throwing a cup of soda, soda soda soda not soda a vodka and tonic please uh at someone in the in and out burger this is in la right then leaving the restaurant as patrons curse at him um i'm actually covering my teeth like a fucking hillbilly girl at a prom

um i don't know why. This is dangerous any time in L.A. to fucking whip a drink at somebody, you know, hit it in an open. It reminds me of Christopher Moltisanti

and the Sopranos. He goes into a fried chicken place up in Harlem after seeing a play with his girlfriend. He's standing way in the back of the line. He's got a nice suit on.

It's all like brothers in there. He goes, Hey, who do I got? What the fuck is wrong? He's standing way in the back of the line. He's got a nice suit on. It's all like brothers in there. He goes, hey, who do I got to? What the fuck is wrong? Hey, who do I have to? What am I, Mark Furman back here? Then you hear all these black guys go, fuck the motherfucker, giddy fuck.

Hey, who do I got to blow? And then this guy comes over with a derby hat on. He was a rapper or whatever. He's got a derby. He goes, hey, Christopher looks at him and goes, why'd they send you here? I want a chick and not Uncle Ben's runs. It's the best show ever. Anyhow, this is Nick Fuentes. I'll explain why he threw the soda after.

Of course, the media wants to get it right out there and go. He just did this, you know, with no context to it. But let's check out the video. I kind of liked it. Oh, whoa! I did. Wait, wait, wait. You know that is? I almost think it might be staged.

I don't know. Huh? Because why is somebody just recording conveniently in that moment? Well, why? Because. Well, obviously. But it's just too convenient. No, but the woman did the recording.

You know, yeah. That's Nick Fuentes or whatever. Because he was just on TV In LA people do recognize people especially, you know, that's like hit the walking it But yeah, I like how he checked with his lawyer first before he threw Didn't that look what's that? I'm good to go. All right anyways, uh, I fucking It's a guy behind the counter.

YouTuber Sneeko, who can be seen in the video and is reportedly working on Ye's supposed 2024 presidential run, said in a video following the release of the footage that he was with Fuentes. And they were approached by a couple. Now, this I believe because it's fucking California, and they're leftist, violent fucks. And look at this. This is Sneeko, who, again, looks like a mannequin of Obama.

Anyways, Fuentes was approached by a couple who threw ketchup at them and objected to their presence, which is very believable to me because you're a left-wing a douche um oh we have more video okay this oh this is uh this is sneeko without the blonde hair uh putting some context on what happened apparently before this goes viral i know this is going to look bad on nick fuentes you can see him throwing a sprite in the in and out but if you look at the ceiling right here, you see there's ketchup all over. That's because some lady and her husband came up to us, flipped us off, and then threw the ketchup all over me and Nick, mostly Nick.

I just wiped it out of my hoodie. And he retaliated with the Sprite. That's actually what happened. We were attacked first, and we told him to go away. They went away and threw ketchup at us. He should not have thrown a Sprite. But that's the truth. And it's all over my favorite hoodie, man. All right.

He's got my vote. Why are you throwing it, though, at the counter? The people still up there? You know what I mean? The people that whipped the ketchup at him. What are you doing? Anyways, I just like it. I like that he held his ground, too.

I'm guessing he's probably, maybe, as they say, he might have came heavy. You like that, though? Again, I learned that from the Sopranos. Uncle Junior says it to Tony when they have a meeting. Next time, come heavy or don't come at all. To his nephew. TMZ reported that eyewitnesses said a couple did in fact approach Fuentes and then the dispute occurred the couple reportedly threw paper cups with ketchup good I hope some of that soda got him at Fuentes but the the noted racist it says is TMZ for you right left with the police without the police being called. So, all right, get up. Oh, fuck you.

In another video about altercation posted TMZ, a woman filmed Fuentes and Sneeko reading. The woman claims that Fuentes pretended not to be himself at some point. It is Nick Fuentes, the woman said. He pretended that it wasn't him, but it's really him. What the fuck? This, the woman said. He pretended that it wasn't him, but it's really him. What the fuck?

This is the lady talking. Fuck Nick Fuentes, she said. Fuck you! Fuck you! He said. It was a he said, she said. Fuentes took to Telegram, what the hell that is, to confirm he was in a food fight. That, again, it's danger. I don't care

who you are. You know, you splash into the wrong, that's why I lived in LA. I didn't feel safe anyway. I felt like I could get it at any time whether I'm at an ATM. It's kind of a creepy, I don't know, telegram to confirm he was in a food fight and to say no one was harmed in the altercation. What do you mean? There was a fucking hoodie ruined. Nobody was harmed, he wrote, after simply confirming the incident occurred. Well, what's good? Guy's making headlines.

That's his way of campaigning. So what, him and Kanye? That's going to be the ticket? Kanye, who apparently hates Jews. Hates Jews? That was right on the money. And that's a good ticket, huh? Actually, it is.

It's so far the other way. And actually, I swear to God, I'm nuts enough I would vote for him. Nick, are you serious? Yeah, fuck it. Because you know what I learned after the last election? Your votes don't mean shit. I'll go through it because I want to get out of the house. And it's literally a quarter mile down the street. It's the most easy, like everything else in this town, and why I fucking love it. I walk in there. I've never waited in line to vote. Everybody's pleasant. I told you what I did on this. We voted the midterms.

Me and my wife check in. You guys already told, but I'll tell it again because it's Monday. And my wife signed in and she started to walk towards me. I go, hey, remember to vote the way I told you in there. Of course the black lady laughed. The other lady's like this.

Now you know how I vote. Okay. Oh, this was Now you know how I vote. Okay. Oh, this was a great time for Paul Lynn. God damn it, Nick. Paul, when a man falls over the side of a ship, we all know they say man overboard. What do they say when a woman falls over the ship? Side of a ship. Full steam ahead.

That's so funny coming out of a gay guy. A man who was caught on video being thrown over the side of a footbridge. God, this country is the most violent

place on earth. While exiting a Los Angeles... You guys notice there's always on the West Coast, there seems to be more violence after a game, whether it's a San Francisco Giants, a Dodgers game. You know why?

Nobody lives in these fucking states. They're all, it's a bunch of squabbling ethnicities who hate each other. Anyways, that's my, they threw a guy over a footbridge while exiting a Los Angeles Chargers game on November 20th. They threw a guy over a footbridge while exiting a Los Angeles Chargers game on November 20th. He's speaking out, blasting police for not arresting his attacker and saying he no longer feels safe. Is that what it took? Guy threw, they threw him off a footbridge, almost killed him. Now he doesn't feel safe.

Attending a game at SoFi Stadium, which I want to see, by the way. That stadium is one of the, Have you seen it from the outside? Same with Vegas, and same with the other one, Jerry Jones Joint. It takes a lot for me to get off my ass and go, I want to see that goddamn stadium in L.A. If I'm the owner, I'd live there. You know what I'm saying?

He probably does. In the video, I'd live there. You know what I'm saying? He probably does. In the video, the man who has been identified as Kevin McGillicuddy of 2 Maple Street, Denver. No, Austin Willenbring can be seen in a shoving altercation with some unknown individuals who eventually lift him up. I saw, I think it was one guy, and throw him over the side of the footbridge, railing to a concrete walkway frigging below. I mean, what the fuck is going on?

Put him up. Put him up. Here you go. Check it out. What? What? Yeah, you already landed. Are you fucking kidding me? That's what happens. You get a few beers in you.

You get a bunch of pals, you know. You get, guys get nuts when you get an audience. I remember Brett Butler explaining it to me, the she was watching me at the comedy store and she goes you guys get too fucking filled with even on stage I was cursing some fat black lady um anyways you fucking believe that like you said the guy lands wrong he's done according to Willenbrenbring, who spoke to WCLTV, WCAL I used to call it, the altercation began when something caused everyone to kind of move to the right-hand side. That's where I feel whatever happened to the guy, something happened to him. Unfortunately, he mistaken, he mistaked me for doing something to him.

And here's a sentence I don't understand. I had my hands on my sister. I thought you said it was a Chargers game, not an Alabama game. Yeah, and by the way, he's not making that up. I know. I had my hands on my sister. Holy shit, maybe you deserve the toss. Maybe that was your dad throwing you over the...

He's like, wasn't my fault. I was finger-fucking my cousin. What? Anyways, he said, I never talked to the guy. And it reminds me of a time, again, University of Maine, Sigma Nu Party, my fraternity. I'm downstairs. I'm not a member of the football team yet.

I'm going. I'm not a member of the football team yet. I'm going out there in spring. So I knew a few of the players because I was asking how it works when you walk on. And there's a kid there. His name's, they call him Jughead. He was a linebacker. Okay. Do you want to fight a guy named Jughead? Because his head was the fucking size of this flat screen TV. I'm not shitting you. I'm standing there holding a beer, minding my business. Somebody pushes me from behind. He's next to me. My beer goes all over his

shoulder. So like an idiot, I turn away. Fucking back. He fucking hits me with a head. This is when I knew I had a good head. Because I saw like three of him for a second. And they all came back into place.

You know what I mean? I went upstairs and I had to look in the mirror. A little fucking egg right here. I stood up. I stayed. But he thought it was me. And let me tell you something. I had my shoulder, you know, freshly operated on.

What am I going to do, get into it with him? Fuck. He'd break it like a... You know when you get a roast rotisserie chicken, you just break the fucking wing off? Anyways, I pussed out. Guy was fucking scary looking. Jughead.

Willenbrink says that he suffered serious injuries as a result of his fall, including a concussion and broken goddamn ribs. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. How about him getting up, though? Even still, he says that he and his sister were able to track down, identify the men who threw him over the railing, and even though they were able to make a positive ID

to L.A. County Sheriff's deputies and had video of the entire incident, police refused to make an arrest. LA, it's every major city now. Liberal city, I should say. You fucking believe this? I get a lawyer. I go after the sheriff's office first. WKL also reports that there's no record that the man identified by Willingbring has yet been arrested by police or charged with any crime in connection with the fucking incident. Get yourself a good Jew lawyer. Counselor. Yes.

Counselor. Hi, I'm Mike Costolo. Mike Costolo is a lawyer down here that makes the most fucking cheesy commercial. And again, people, I've never seen a place with more lawyers per capita than Savannah. And people keep telling me it's because of the old slip and fall thing.

I guess poor people do that. That's what I keep hearing. That's why. I haven't seen anybody fake it. I faked once at the fucking Publix. I didn't like the price of the sushi. I went down trying to get some and nobody said nothing. Again I go to Publix and I have to

avoid this one checkout girl, the bad girl, because they put the kids who aren't right there and she makes me so sad I cry. One time she made my eyes fill up on the way out. I'm like, who's going to support the thing? Trying to start a conversation. I said, mind your fucking business. Put the can. What do you think, I'm going to fuck you? Put the spam in the bag.

No, it fucking breaks my heart they do that. Can I just say this? I don't know why. This should be a sponsor. Publix is the best. If I was starting a company, I would say, who runs Publix? I want to meet the guy, the CEO. It's the, I don't know if you, Dale, she probably always went to Publix, right?

It's a Southern thing, yeah. It is a Southern thing. So it was new to me. I mean, when I was on the road as a comedian and shit-faced, would go to a Publix if I was in Florida or something, but I've never been treated better. If you're like this for one second,

somebody come over, can I get you something? Whatever the fuck. And again, I go, mind your business. I'm from the North. I'll find it myself, okay? Two hours later. Yeah, exactly. Fucking soaked. Sweat. Fucking. Then the kid Sweat. Fucking. Then the kid looks over.

They were in the aisle right where you were standing, stupid. What the hell's the matter with you, boy? But I'm just saying, that is the best-run company I've ever. Even the people, the young kids, even the black kids that work the register ask. They're asking me what I'm making. Sure, they were probably told to say that. I don't give a fuck. At least they're faking it. And I always say, you know what I say. I said, make them fucking

fat back. And you know what? The shit you have for breakfast. Then they fuck. Anyways. Hey, guys and gals, I'm back on the road again because I'm a hooah. Here's where you can see my asshole. January 13th and 14th, comedy off-Broadway, Lexington, Kaka-Ka-Ka-Tucky. March 11th and 12th, Comedy Club of KC. That's Kansas City, Missouri. April 21 and 22, The Funny Bone, St. Louis. I haven't been there in a while. It's in

Funny Bone, St. Louis, and St. Charles. Two Saints in Missouri. You can get tickets to all the shows at nickdip.com Let's move on, shall we, folks? Since it's Monday and I've got to get home and lay down. Didn't do enough of that over the weekend.

I can't even go for a walk, you know why? Because a walk is useless. You don't get your heart rate up. I hate people say it's good for you. Fuck that. Unless you get the metabolism of crackhead. Military vaccine mandate to go away. To go, I can't even read my own stupid headlines.

To go away of dodo bird or doo-doo bird. Final defense legislation set to be unveiled next week could undo the pentagon's policy of kicking out troops for not taking the covid vaccine the democratic chair of the house armed service committee said on saturday good yes sir rep adam smith um not to be confused with Coach Tom Landry of the Cowboys in the 70s, said a rollback of the policy is on the table for a compromised version of the National Defense Authorization. Is that what they call it? They call it just what it doesn't do.

You're kicking good soldiers out because they won't take your poison, and then you name it the National Defense. You fucking people. But it hasn't been decided yet. What are you waiting on? soldiers out because they won't take your poison and then you'd name it the national you fucking people uh but hasn't it hasn't been decided yet what are you waiting on we haven't resolved it but it's very fair to say that it's in discussion smith told political on the sidelines of the reagan national defense What the fuck is that? Is that a bowl game? Dallas was reading me the names of bowl games. I was shitting my pants.

Jimmy Kimmel fucking bowl. He noted that the mandate may not be logical anymore. It wasn't logical. Yeah. When was it, stupids? When was it? Even now that we, Dallas's just chew on this now we know there's actually a statistic more people that have been vaccinated have the vaccine have died

than the unvaccinated they said in the paper it's no longer an unvaccinated whatever the fuck pandemic right even with this language, you know, it hasn't been decided. There's still, after we have facts, they're mealy-mouthing about it. That's how the government works. I was very strong supporter of the vaccine mandate when we did it, said a fucking dope.

A very strong supporter of the COVID restrictions put in place by the DOD. Yeah, because when I'm looking for medical advice, I go to the DOD. And others, he added. Jerk off. But at this point in time, does it make sense to have that policy from August of 2021? What do you mean? Because we're in Ukraine longer than you thought? Are you going to need some muscle? That is a discussion I am open to. Well, they're not big of you in that we're having. The defense bill is set to be unveiled Monday and House leaders plan to hold a vote on the $847 billion policy. That's with a B measure sometime next week. Negotiators had hoped to file the legislation on Friday, but congressional leaders were still ironing out.

See how it moves? Ironing out several outstanding issues. Come on, God damn it. Come on, let's go, let's go. Apparently including the vaccine policy. Undoing the policy, a measure that neither the House nor Senate included in their versions of the defense bill would be a win for Republicans, who argue forcing troops to get the shot or leave the military is exacerbating, you think, recruiting and retention crisis. Gee, now how can one party

not see it that way? You have to ask yourself. Thousands of troops have been kicked out for refusing the vaccine. It's just so ridiculous. GOP leaders are planning to focus on the policy when they can take control of the House if it isn't rolled back before then. Republican lawmakers and governors have pressed hard to undo the mandates in recent days. A group of 13 Republican senators, led by Rand Paul of Kentucky, have promised to try to block the bill unless they're granted a veto on an amendment to bar kicking out military personnel solely for refusing COVID-19 vaccine and reinstate separate troops with separated troops with back pay. God damn right.

You hear me? You hear me? I'm going to bust my body. God damn right give them back pay. But we already know the vaccine's horseshit. People are dropping. And I must have read three more stories over the

weekend people dropping dead just healthy and oh the parents don't want to say i bet they don't i bet they don't anyways finally tonight i'm guessing it feels like a groomer guru what the hell does that mean a California teacher will show the picture in a second but looks just like my buddy Bob Murphy without the purple here posted on social media it's a girl by the way about using a gender fluid stuffed animal to teach children how to use the proper pronouns. And of course, my first instinct is, fucking quiz! Not saying I'm right. Just saying you guys are lucky I don't have kids.

Because I will be the oldest school shooter in years. It'll be just teachers. TikTok user Sky Tooley. There you go. What a piece of ass, huh? Can I just say something, you dumb fucking whatever you are? People that die, you hear purple. And this goes for heterosexual.

It says I'm a fucking loser and a loner. I got no attention from my parents. It screams fucking loser. Look at me, look at me. Chris DeStefano used to have this great joke. Was it Chris? I don't know, He passed away, but he saw a girl with like three nose rings,

purple mohawk, tattoos on her neck, and he went up to her and he goes, you know, we can see you, right? TikTok uses Sky Tooley. First her name, Sky tells everything. Couple of hippie parents. Murph.

Murph doesn't watch my show, but if you cover that blue hair, my buddy Murph, who's Irish, and he wears, you know, he was the funniest guy, by the way, in our class. Got voted. Funnier than fucking me. Should have been Letterman before Letterman.

Anyways, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but... This is Sky Tooley. I wouldn't have hired her if she fucking tongued my tank for a half hour. It made me a BLT with lobster. Tooley is a teacher at Saturn Street Elementary, located in L.A. Unified School District. The teacher identifies as a piece of horse shit, and everybody agrees. Cunt.

Teacher identifies as a trans demiboy non-binary. You're fucking crazy. It's a new one. I haven't heard that one. I've had a demi-gloss piece of meat. You reduce red wine. It's a demi... Am I right now?

On TikTok, Toolie discusses a lesson in which the teacher explained the gender binary with children and how there are many more genders out there in the universe. Oh, you know better than everybody else than just boy and girl. It's funny because we haven't encountered any in space, on the moon, at the market. Tully also discussed teaching children how to use pronouns with a stuffed animal. She said, my pronouns are a smelly bag. This is, this is llama unicorn.

Is that what she's saying? I thought it was so cute to let my kids name the llama unicorn. Somebody help me before I cut my own ball sack. It was a mistake. So this little llama is gender fluid. We'll be practicing pronouns with this little llama tool, he said. It's mental illness. I don't give a fuck. I'm not saying they all are. This one is. Gender. Gender. Children are very much

ready for these topics. Wrong. And are way more accepting than adults. Yeah, because they're children and they don't know any better, you stupid half a cock. When it comes to discussing these topics and talk about gender, gender assumptions, pronouns, all the things, anything but math and reading and science,

and that is child development appropriate and age appropriate, this ugly bag of cheese said you smug cocksucker fuck you Tully provided another example of a stuffed animal that had they them pronouns Christ I would be in for murder this is my kids dick I started talking to students you mean children about Norbert the Norwall. What in fuck? Who uses, what is this from some HBO show? What the fuck's a Norwall? Is it? Who uses they, them pronouns and we practice making mistakes with their pronouns. You want me to make mistakes? Bring me in. I don't need no practice. I'd go in and this is, hey, he, she, get the fuck out.

I'm teaching now. Pronouns as well as correcting them. Tooley said educators specific. You know why I'm so mean about this, folks? Because there's people way smarter than me. I mean doctors and shit that say this is horseshit. And there's people like this. I was reading about a woman

that had her breasts removed a few years ago. She's suing. Now there's a lot of these lawsuits coming up. I don't necessarily agree with that either because you fucking told the doctors. Tooley said educators specifically on the elementary side will be like, well, I can't teach LBTQ because they're just not ready for that.

Our kids are queer. They're questioning. They're questioning. They're wondering. They want to see this. I want to kill her. I don't mean seriously. I just want to... Let me ask you a question.

She puts on lipstick, maybe fucking grows her hair out. You know what I mean? Dallas's shaking his head. I'm getting this from Dallas. No, I'm just saying. I just want to see if you look a little like a woman. Just, you know what I mean?

It's going to be an ugly one, but I'll tell you. Said the guy with no tooth. If my kids are in that class, I'm fucking furious. That's all I'm saying. That's why I didn't have them. I knew this was coming. It was in my eight ball.

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