The Nick DiPaolo Show - Musk Tells E.U. to F.O. | Nick Di Paolo Show #1612

Episode Date: August 14, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Musk tells off EU, a Mexican drugging, Word police and more! Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://nickdip.com SEE NICK LIVE: 9/27/24 - Wise Guys - Jordan Landing, UT 9/28/24 - Skankfest - Las Vegas, NV 9/29/24 - Skankfest - Las Vegas, NV TIX:  https://www.nickdip.com/tour 

Music playing I'm as mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore! Oh I pulled something. Below the waist believe it or not. What? Don't get all tell us. My father used to say that I go shut up. No. What the fuck you got? How are you folks? Welcome to the show. It's Wednesday. Oh the coffee's just doing a number on my lower teeth. I have dingy teeth to begin with because I had asthma as a kid and I got tetra-cycling shots every Tuesday for about the first three years of my life. And it grays your teeth.

Then you add to that cigarettes, coffee, and a lot of testicles. And I'll tell you. Delicious. That was Dallas. Dallas said that, folks. So how you is. What I was, I don't even know where to look. Dallas said that, folks. So how you is, what it was. I don't even know where to look.

Keep looking at myself. Not myself, but the set. I'm attracted to the set. And I should be looking up here, like I did when I was the anchor for CBS News in the 70s. Glad those guys are all dead. Peter Jennings died. I fucking applauded. Everybody's like,

what are you doing? He's Canadian. Who gives a fuck? Oh, take it easy. Anyways, rambling a little bit. Red Sox beat the Defending World Champions two nights in a row. Put up nine runs last night. Lead, I think they lead all of Major League Baseball since y'all stopped breaking offense nobody can explain it a bunch of rookies don't even have our best guys course should get manager of the year and college football what I'm gonna go to bed and it's gonna be when is it Dallas? I think it's in two weeks. Two weeks holy mo you know what's sad? This is

what my schedule picks up as far as doing the road and shit. And sometimes in my green room they don't have a TV that shows you I'm focused on my career. Fucking idiot I am. Alright, I got nothing else. I mean I'm sure something happened but I can't remember yesterday Of importance. Let's get to an update of a story we did yesterday about remember the EU was Sent the letter this guy Breton sent the letter Warning Musk that he better watch out and follow the rules that were made up in England

Who the fuck made up in England as far as misinformation? You can get arrested over there for saying that. It's frightening. Anyways, they sent the threatening letter to Musk before the Trump interview, warning him, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And Musk, you know, fucking, like, yeah, whatever. He did the interview.

The European Union, get this, they rebuked a top official who the interview the European Union get this they rebuked a Top official who works for the European Union that's that Breton guy on Tuesday for sending a threatening and unauthorized Letter to Elon Musk regarding free speech on X You don't have to put formally Twitter for the love of my sister's box. We know it's X ketchup folks formally Twitter for the love of my sister's box we know it's X catch up folks European Commissioner for Internal Markets I call him Terry it might be theory it's just a theory Terry Bratton sent a letter to Musk again he looks like Richard Gere transitioning or Richard Gere's mom. Richard what you do with those gerbils I bought you? I know it's an old joke but I went with it anyway. Sent the letter

to Musk on Monday warning him that X needed to comply with EU's digital free speech and dis-formate. Why does EU think they have, I don't get it, do they think they have jurisdiction around the planet with this? Somebody's got to explain. And disinformation laws, they said must, must follow those during the interview with former President Trump. While the European Commission said Tuesday, this is the commission that he works for, that it was still investigating X for potential digital law violation.

Boy, tyranny is out there and raring as it is. It rejected Bretton's letter saying that he was out of line. This is his own bosses telling him he was out of line and not given permission to send that letter to Musk. A European official told the Daily Caller News Foundation. That surprised me. That's f**king beautiful. That was Musk in Italian. The timing and the wording of the letter were neither coordinated or agreed with the president nor with the commissioners.

The European Commission said to the DC enough. As to why Bretton would send the letter, well he's a f**king filthy left wing jerk off, would send the letter without receiving approval first. One European official told Britain's Financial Times that Terry has his own mind and way of working and thinking. So did Hitler, dinkweed prick face. Musk also responded sharply to Breton on Monday, sharing a meme with him that depicted a movie character shouting at folks, I'm not even gonna say it because you've heard it before on this show this is why you know

Elon Musk is becoming my hero and and my theory is obviously might be the most brilliant guy on the planet number one but he's on our side now which lends credibility to our side but he so he played this meme that you've heard on the show a fucking thousand times, and here it is. You gotta play it. Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, but you have the clip don't you too with the sound oh I thought you were gonna. I thought you had the well anyways. It's Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, right and You've guys have heard this so this is the meanie sent to the EU guy take a big step back and literally

Fuck your own face. I and literally fuck your own face. I said to Dallas about Tom Cruise. You can say whatever you want about him. Nobody has lived a fuller life than Tom Cruise. I don't care if, oh yeah but he's gay, he's a scientist. First of all, Jay Moore who I know very well worked for a month with Tom Cruise in a movie and said he's about as gay as Dick Butkus. I hope he's fucking right. Actually, I said that.

Jay wouldn't. Jay would've. Well, Jay's funny as hell, too. But Jay said, yeah. He thought that was silly. I don't know. I don't care. I wish I was gay if I could live a life like that.

Same with Travolta. There's two Scientologists. Let me tell you, if I met Elron Hobbit and he promised me their careers, I'd lick his taint. And the window at Macy's, Christmas time in New York, is it still open? That guy, Cruz does his own stunts and I'm not talking about jumping from one roof to the other. I'm talking on a motorcycle with a ramp that you could die instantly. He helps design it with the engineers. I can't even replace a door knob at our fucking house. This isn't fair. Mother of God. Scientology. I should have dipped my toe in there. I could have met, you know who,

I could have met, you know, Lear Remney. Did I say that right? You know, King and Queens? Anyways, anybody with me? Ah, kiss my grits. Let me take a sip of this coffee that I made an hour and a half ago. I forgot about it. It was sitting on the machine. It won't be long before I'm in a diaper. Biden will be making fun of me. Speaking of drinks, next story. From Mexico, Mexico. I'll have a Mickey, por favor. That's a please in Spanish for you people. The Oklahoma College students who were supposedly drugged, first of all, like supposedly. At what point, can I ask you this, and I know you're gonna go, well, they'll get sued if they don't, that's why you're gonna use a legit and shit, but this has already been proven in facts and in pictures and it's a proven fact what happened.

So do you still have to use supposedly? I guess until the court cases. Anyway, who supposedly drugged, they would drug these two girls with fentanyl, American girls, at a Mexican resort may have been targeted for trafficking or even to have their organs stolen according to one of their loved ones. What? They're raping me! Mexico!

Mexico! This is rape! This is rape! It is not. It's a diet coke. Take a sip. Excuse me. Can I ask you a question?

Kids, why are you still going to Mexico? This isn't an isolated incident. I've been reading horror stories about Mexico. And then you go online and people are like, oh, that's bullshit. The chances of that happen. We go there every year. Blink, blink, blink. Well, don't tell me.

I'm not imagining I read more than one story a year for the last ten years. I remember Bill O'Reilly he used to go to Mexico he said they don't go down there you'll be on a dance floor and can't coon somebody roll a cartel or wrote a enemy's head onto the dance floor that's a true story so I don't know unless you want to have sex with a stranger and wake up with no kidneys in other ways the Cartels are worse than the Taliban. Yes, they do the same shit exactly. They work from the same playbook Maybe you girls can meet one at the bar Yeah, look at that

Stephanie Snyder whose son Jake is dating one of the students as Zara Howell Penny Snyder, whose son Jake is dating one of the students, Zara Howell, spoke out about the theory after photos emerged of Howell and friend Kaylee Pitzer slumped over after ordering water from the Cancun Resorts pool bar. Yeah, I'm sure there was no shady characters working it. We believe they were planning to take her away to be trafficked or perhaps even take her organs, which is what we were later told is a common thing that is done. It's a common thing. It's right in Sandals Resort in Mexico.

In fine print. In fine print, exactly. Howell, it's all inclusive. It'll take your nipples. Howell 20 was later hospitalized with what doctors suspected were life-threatening side effects from synthetic fentanyl. She finally returned to Oklahoma on Monday, nearly two weeks after her traumatic ordeal in that third world shithole, Snyder added in another Facebook update.

I added the emphasis. The college student was pictured smiling in the passenger seat next to her boyfriend who drove her home from Dallas, Texas where she was hospitalized after being treated in Cancun. I wonder what witch doctor they found on. I got you these hospitals did a good job. Oh that's her right there. She looks like she aids 30 years and the boyfriend's got a look on his face. I almost got rid of her. No he was actually instrumental in staying with her. The hospital admission also ran up by hefty bill. Unbelievable. They

see Americans coming and they go, hey, now we can buy fucking a toilet and running water. The baseline was $10,000 for them to even look at me, the girl said, recalled in an interview with CBS News. Everybody's a thief in a fucking... That was playing the lobby of the hospital. As of Tuesday afternoon, a GoFundMe for House Hospital bills and related travel costs had raised nearly 25 grand of its $40,000 goal. Here she is getting highlights at Grey Clips. Don't let your daughters go down there. Okay?

Oh, Nick, you sound good. Okay, let them go. Whatever. I mean, anybody reading the news? Yeah, but that would be racist to think that. Okay, well, enjoy waking up, like I said, missing a lung. Don't let a good fact get in the way. Don't let... yeah, exactly.

I mean, never been, never will. And I lived in California. Many times I didn't go, hey, wanna go to America? I went, no, thanks, why? Well, I can get the shits here. It's a taco bell right up the street. Not interested.

Thank you. I like my country. God bless. Well, she's all right. They didn't tell us about the second girl. Right? What happened there? She's fuming right now, calling her friend.

I know you survived, but I'm never talking to you again. Anyways, on to more international. No, actually, well, Word Police are international, aren't they? Headline, World? Our father. What? Word Police added again, this is a couple days old, but I had to bring it up because it involved the problem

Arguably the one of the could be an MVP talks Except that Aaron judge is putting on a show like nobody's ever seen Red Sox outfielder Jaron Duran who's broke 100 year old records this year with stealing triples Whatever was caught on a hot microphone directing a homophobic slur we can't even say the word in the article that is so faggy that's Saran who this kid he was he showed potential last year you know he comes back this year he wins the MVP the all-star game and he can't be stopped and I like him even

more after this story not because have anything against gay people but just put in the article caught on a mighthawk of a hut microphone saying fag at a heckling fan and the fan in Boston is funny too of course. I guess I think he had struck out a couple times in this game when he comes up to the plate and you're going to hear the fan in the background going, you need a tennis racket. My father used to go when somebody was like slumping, he couldn't hit a bull's ass with a base fiddle. I said, where'd you grow up, Oklahoma? Anyways, directing a homophobic slur at a heckling fan.

To his defense, the fan was blowing a guy in the stands. As Boston lost its third straight game to the visiting Astros on Sunday. Let's take a look. And Dale, give it a little juice so we can we can hear the you can hear the fan and you can hear what's his name the fuck up you faggot Can you imagine? So the Red Sox organization, I guess the league just says, you know, we'll leave it up to

you. They suspend them two games. I think one of our honors is a half a fruit cup anyways. You know, big successful guy in Hollywood before. Anyways, I've told the story on the show before forgive me if you heard it five times but I remember in sixth grade we just come in from recess Jonathan Shatz was probably my one of my best friends in sixth grade he said something me about called me why

said shut up you Jew and my teacher teacher was right there, Mrs. Baker, who now I look back on it, I think she was Jewish. She goes, Mr. DePalo, that talk belongs on a ball field. And I said I'm gonna go all the way out there to say Jew. No, I didn't. But that's what she said. That type of language belongs, and blank. And she was right. That's ball field language.

And it should be today. This, this, this obsession with the N-word and with the F-word. I mean, Jesus H. I shouldn't say that either, because Crowder fans are very conservative. It's the only time they get mad at me. They said I can say anything else but that. I mean, so they suspend him two games for saying fag on a ball field.

And then he had to read that. Anyways, he said, shut up you fucking moron. In the article, I forgot to mention this, in the article, they said, he said, shut up you fucking moron. In this article, they wouldn't even, they wouldn't even, you think, you go, well, that's a misprint. No, this is the level they work at. They wouldn't even print the word fag in the article, fag it. So they misquote him. I mean, it's a good time to be misquoted,

I guess. This is the only thing I got to get used to. I'm looking at you over there and people are going, what the fuck's he doing? Because you used to be right behind everything. I don't learn very quickly anymore, folks. Fucking brain that. Shut up, you faggot, is what he said. I want to get this right. Duran was heard saying on the Nessan broadcast,

in about Nessan, they are the most politically correct. Boston has lost its mind. Massachusetts, the Commonwealth, is they said is going to go bankrupt in a couple of years because of their sanctuary city and spending zillions they don't have on illegals. Anyways, the Nesson booth either didn't hear the expletive or simply ignored it.

And now to Dave O'Brien, I know he heard it, because I've heard him pick up when other people say something, not necessarily like that, but I've heard him comment on people. Again, he might have missed a bit, but I would bet that he handled it the way Nessan wanted him to handle it. Announcer Dave O'Brien simply told the audience,

Durant has a 296 average with runners in scoring position on the year and that position is on their knees Cut what? Duran who was an all-star for the first time in 2024 has since apologized listen to this apology Colin Quinn does a bit about telling a story and he goes yeah this, this Mexican guy, and people go, why you gotta be a Mexican guy in your true story? Okay, this, and he goes on and it's brilliant. It's one of my favorite bits anybody's ever done. But this is the apology, you know somebody wrote it and said, you gotta read this.

During tonight's game I used a truly horrible word. It's the best word ever. And not again, that's not anti-gay. We've all said faggot and I said nine out of ten times not to a gay guy. I use a truly horrible word when responding to a fan Durand said in a statement. I feel terrible knowing how many people I offended and disappointed with this apology. Yeah, me. I apologize to the entire Red Sox, Oz and Ace and all the other cocksuckers who think no. But more importantly, to the

entire LGBTQ community. Why? Did you offend all of them? Our young fans are supposed to look up to me as a role model, not a gay model. No. But tonight, I failed to live up to that responsibility. I will take this, here's my favorite part. This is the one that, I will take this opportunity to educate myself and my colleagues and

to grow as a person that's in Colin Quinn's bit by the way which he wrote fucking eight years ago oh my god although the audio isn't entirely clear the heckler sounded like he was telling Durant he needed a tennis racket to hit Astros start a Hunter Brown on so anybody would have needed a tennis racket this guy was throwing dimes the fan may have been right as Duran ended up some gay guy wrote it Duran ended up striking out three times on the day and when the guy wrote that Duran left the message on the column this this machine. You believe that?

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For some reason. You know why? Because this shit isn't ready for prime time. I mean, I mean the internet as a whole. I'm tired. But anyways, that's what my 12-year-old Asian girl tells me, who we have locked in a closet. Dallas throws a baloney every Wednesday in a cup of soup. Also- It's highly inconvenient having to do that. Yeah, I know. We might, we might get rid of her. She's almost up to do that. Yeah, I know we might we might get rid of her She's almost up to 40 pounds Hey, yeah, and also the second half of the show for you guys sticking around. I'm gonna tell you about a Cal

California Community College they have to pay a conservative professor a shitload of money. I will tell you what for in Minneapolis once again the sign of unnecessary violence and BL scum. One of them actually put a cop in a coma. He's fighting for his life. So we'll give you the details on that. Boy, did they ruin that friggin place. My sister. Hi. Good night, everybody. ["Sweet Home Alone"] Wow, wow Thanks for watching!