The Nick DiPaolo Show - Musk, Trump Chat On X | Nick Di Paolo Show #1611

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Trump's ad, Trump & Musk, the EU overstepping and more! Support the show get some MyBookie money on the house with code NICKDIP at https://mybookie.website/NICKDIP SEE NICK LIVE: 9/27/24 - Wise Guys - Jordan Landing, UT 9/28/24 - Skankfest - Las Vegas, NV 9/29/24 - Skankfest - Las Vegas, NV TIX:  https://nickdip.com/tour  Like what you hear?  Get TWICE as much "Nick Di Paolo Show", full episodes of Steven Crowder’s “Louder with Crowder” show and more on Mug Club! Sign up today to get all their content at https://Nickdip.com and use the promo code NICKDIP to get your first month FREE! For future Tour Dates, Merch, stand-up clips and more visit https://www.nickdip.com 

Music playing Hey, hey folks. Here we are. Don't change the channel even though it's a computer. You're watching the right show. That's right. We're in my kitchen. That's right. We're in my kitchen. We did it.

We took the stove out. And welcome to the new. Isn't it beautiful? Got to thank J. Romanello, who has been my tech guy forever. Drove up from Florida. He's down there. He's got a wife, a couple girlfriends, two kids. He did all the revamp the technical stuff. My great wife for the last month has been on the phone ordering

all. She orders like nine different types of those bricks and shit. And I'm, what are you doing? You know, I said, I can just pick one. She's what if it looks like a shit on camera? She's like, Jay Jay's not gonna be here all week If you had a good so she ordered like six of them she's on the phone last night returning shit I get nervous after I return a pair of socks. I don't why I'm looking at you guys. Let's be looking at the camera What the fuck? Anyways, what do you think beautiful? You want to know who's behind me? That's my old man. He was a young Marine That's my wife when she was a young Marine I mean a young woman and then and you all know the picture

over there if you don't know it you shouldn't be watching the show one dogs going east the elements going west and yes I played at Missouri okay Maine you fucking got me so that's it I'm very proud of it. Thank you to everybody involved. Let's get to the show I guess. Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich. Watch your mouth. In our make me a sandwich segment tonight, Trump's got an ad out featuring Kamala right now that they just released yesterday and have you seen it let's take a look she is I get shivers what I hear her say as if I'm president I just want to shit blood it's it's frightening here's the ad let's take a look yeah I am radical you need to get radical about what we are doing

and take it seriously as president of the United, I am prepared to get rid of the filibuster to pass a green review. There's no question I'm in favor of banning fracking. We have to have a buyback program and I support a mandatory buyback program. I believe it will totally eliminate private insurance. Let's eliminate all of them. Yeah, because socialist medicine has worked all over the world, right? Oh my God, you nitwit.

Look, you can't even see her tits. You don't think she's good for it. Okay, back. That was sexist. ... changing the dietary guidelines. Yes. You know, the food pyramid. Yes.

Yes. To reduce red meat specifically. Yes I would. Yes anything that smells of alpha male. Use your hand if your government plan would provide coverage for undocumented immigrants. Where do you stand on defund the police? This whole movement is about rightly saying we need to take a look at these budgets. Harris asserted that ICE is perceived as the modern day Ku Klux Klan. Are you aware that there's a perception? I see no.

Are you aware that there's a perception? ICE in the same category as the KKK. Is that what you're asking me? I see no parallel. I'm not thinking. I see none. And yeah, I am radical. We need to get radical about what we are doing.

All right. Get it out of here. I don't like her. Yeah, I'm a radical. Oh, thanks for connecting the dots. Jesus H. Please don't fall for what's going on with this This fucking honeymoon. She hasn't given a speech or had an interview in three weeks They're hiding her like Biden you understand. She's just another cog. They took mr. Dementia out and stuck in airhead They have so little confidence in her. They won't even let her fucking speak, and if she does, it's gonna be on a teleprompter. So, yeah, so there you go. Reimagine the police. Let's reimagine, I don't know,

reimagine you as a cocktail waitress working with AOC in the Bronx. So, I think they hit her pretty good. So, as you know, as you may not know, last night Trump and Elon Musk sat down on X, formerly known as Twitter, formerly known as the Artist Prince, and had a little chat with over a million people tuned in.

And apparently there's some technical difficulties as will happen if you zillion people turn into a live streaming thing but I think there might be more to that than meets the eye this time because as you know Trump is this is like his first week back on Twitter after he was booted after January 6 you know but it's nice you're to enjoy two white males, probably two of the most important people on the face of the planet. And that's really what eats away fucking people like Kamala Harris and the left and you feminist whores.

They're the two most consequential people on the planet in their fields. And let's take a look at how that went. And I think they discussed first the technical glitches. Go ahead. People trying to watch a conversation on X between former President Trump and its billionaire CEO were met with errors at its 8 p.m. start time. Elon Musk says there was a massive cyber attack and data issues. The conversation was eventually streamed to a smaller live audience.

As this massive attack illustrates, there's a lot of opposition to people just hearing what President Trump has to say. Yeah. Are you interested in the real story? No they're not apparently and That's a great take on it, and I'm gonna take his word for it. He knows a little bit about technology and You got to hand it to the left folks. They have huge fucking balls. They play for keeps They already try to jail Trump they try to kill him and now they don't want his voice to be heard

If if the right was half as aggressive, I've said this before on this show, if the right was 1 10th as aggressive as the left is, we would have had a civil war, I don't know, eight years ago. But no, they sit down and take it in the ass, in the ass, in the ass, in the ass, and they keep taking it in the ass from the left. They're always on the defense.

And I don't know what we're waiting for. After you take a shot at my nominee, I think all gloves are off. But anyway, so now they're trying to shut him down again. Somebody is could be a fat guy on his bed in high school They did it. I don't know Let's take a look at the next clip Hey captain John interesting things was that you didn't have anybody flee you didn't have anybody stampede Nobody and there was some people behind me

They stood up and they're looking like you know I mean I'll tell you you want to have you want to have them in a foxhole with you I want to meet some of those people he's talking about the people that dove on him after somebody shot him and again he has to say nice stuff because those people did risk their lives but those are not the ones we're upset with. We're upset with Pat from SNL trying to grab her gun and all the other fucking security guards from the mall. They literally put in like a third string team for that.

And remember that they refused him more coverage when he asked for it many times. How much more, I don't know you guys who are gonna vote the other way, you must not watch any of this. Or I don't friggin' understand it. So yeah, praise them, but that's where the praise stops. Whoever at the top of the Secret Service,

and they've already undergone hearings, the sooner as Kim Cheadle said, well we didn't put anybody on the roof because it was slantedanted if that's the best Shoot that right there told me it was a fucking inside job anyways Next video Like what I find admirable there was that you can't fake bravery under such circumstances the courage is instinctual or it is not

I'm doing it right now host action and so I just want to say that I think a lot of people admire your courage under fire there. And yeah, so. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. I didn't think of it. I just wanted to get up and I wanted to stand up. I wanted to let people know, you know, I felt I was good. When they were on top of me, covering me actually, very much covering me and very bravely, but I wanted to get up. I said, I want to get up. And they wanted, you know, they had, they have everything there.

They have, they wanted stretcher. I didn't like the stretcher and I knew I was hit in the ear, but I knew I wasn't hit anywhere else. They felt I was hit someplace else. It was such a lot of blood and they were sure that I was hit someplace else. And they were saying, sir, you, you were hitting more than the air. I said were sure that I was hit someplace else. And they were saying, sir, you were hitting more than the air. I said, nope, I was hit in the ear.

I want to get up. Let me get up. And so I got up. How about your shoes? And the crowd didn't know what to think. I mean, this was so, so many people. And you could see they were confused. Pause one second.

Can you hear him? He's doing a little lisp. Do you guys hear that? Like he sounds like my buddy Rich Voss a little bit. There's a little... Are you hearing that, Dallin? Yeah. Fucking weird. Um, okay. And I wanted to let them know I was okay. It was very important for me to let them know that. And they went wild. Yeah, they did go wild because you're their boy. You just get shot and you stood up and said, yeah, hit me again. Of course, they're going to go wild. It was pretty crazy.

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Donald Trump live on the platform. Interesting time in there. Fuck your mother! Exactly, my sentiments. That was Farage. Nobody knows what I'm talking about. Neil Farage, I can't remember his first name. Blonde guy, real right winger in the UK, we love him.

This is, I'm reading in quote, with great audience comes greater responsibility. This is the European Union word police. And it's funny, huh? The minute Trump gets together with Elon, they want to fucking remind him. Who the fuck do these people think they are? With great audience comes greater responsibility. the bloc's internal market commissioner, Terry Breton, posted on X along with a letter laying out must obligations to combat illegal content and disinformation under European Union law. The European Union has an ongoing probe into X, formally Twitter, boy are they asking for

it. into ex-formerly Twitter, boy are they asking for it, formerly Twitter under its landmark, get this, Digital Services Act, DSA, which requires digital firms to effectively police online content to protect users from harm. These are the people that believe words are actually worse than actions and bullets and guns and knives and shit. This is so Orwellian, and if I'm not mistaken, didn't the book 1984 take place in the UK?

I'm no fucking scholar, but I'm pretty sure it did. Wonder why it's all coming down. Boy, Orwell was really on top of it. The DSA obligations apply without exceptions. Listen to this. Or discrimination to the moderation of the whole user community and content of X, including yourself as a user

he's talking to Musk with over 190 million followers. Brenton wrote to Musk. How dare you, you fucking cuckoo. Pompous, stock up, snot nose, English, giant, twerp, Hey, he is English. snowbag, fuckface, dickhead, asshole. He is English. Bretton said the warning was motivated by the risk of amplification of potentially harmful

content in the EU, citing Musk's upcoming Trump interview. In other words, everything Trump says is going to be hateful and inflammatory. Says who? Or misinformation. Who the fuck, why do you get to decide that? And and also referencing go have a fucking banger and look at this That's Jerry Springer transitioning That guy's fucking gay that a purple dress shirt is Colin Quinn used to say and also referencing his recent inflammatory comments about far-right riots in the United Kingdom

about far-right riots in the United Kingdom. That had nothing to do with girls being stabbed, huh? We are monitoring the potential risk in the EU associated with the dissemination of content that may incite violence, hate, and racism. Hate, racism, but you know they're talking about just white people, right? Because it never goes the other way. You can say anything.

How many people, I want to know how many illegal migrants, Africans, Muslims you've thrown in jail for bad language or hateful, can we get a number on that, England? Man-side violence, hate and racism in conjunction with major political or societal events around the world, he wrote. Who the fuck are you?

Are you writing a book? Who the fuck are you? I'm Nick DePauw, you big girl. My services and I will be extremely vigilant to any evidence that points to breaches of the DSA. In other words, we'll be watching you like my mother used to say. Well, if I hear you curse again, you're going to do what, bitch? No, I never said that.

My father said, breaches of the DSA and and will not hesitate to make full use of our toolbox Listen, this is a threat. It's threatening including by adopting interim measures Should it be warranted to protect EU citizens from serious harm? What the hell does that even mean? I heard about extradition I didn't get into this because I'm not sure if I as American say something hateful over the internet Do I fall under that? Dsa bullshit that they came up with in England because it's supposed to be a global thing. The Internet's a global thing. I Don't know I have to read more on that but I love how they think they're gonna decide

What's misinformation? what's hate speech, and you know what it is, anything directed toward protected classes. Gay, LGBT, redundant, Nick. Transgender, people of color, Down syndrome kids with one leg, Indians who shit their pants, Eskimos who starve starve I don't know what I'm talking about but fuck you and your fucking DSA and it's nice you've given your country away you pussies

white people really are spineless that's the fucking sad part of it and I think you know go to London just walk around late at night see how you do over there. Okay. Hey, for those of you guys on Mug Club, stick around for the second half of the show. Everyone else go to nickdip.com, join to get my full show, Steven Crowder's full show, and a whole lot more. And while you're at nickdip.com, I got some new dates that would,

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