The Nick DiPaolo Show - Muslim Maggot Mamdani Mayor | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1814

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

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Welcome everybody to the show. I have a very clean asshole. Good to be with you. Before I get to all that silliness. Welcome to the live lineup where you get my show. All these other great shows that you see on the screen. And you get Glenn Greenwald live right here, right after my show at 7 p.m. I'm kind of proud to be on a channel, as they say, with Greenwald and a few other heavy hitters.

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talking about my ass. In New York becoming commie officially. Trump's terrific tariffs. He's actually helping hungry people out as the Democrats, who even the Democrats admit they're holding the poor people hostage. UPS flight.

explodes. That means I'm not going to get my fucking, you know, my silly mask I ordered for the wife. Also, excuse me. Excuse me, I'm sorry. Pam Bondi. Again, bragging about Arctic Frost, which is a

name for a thing. You know, looking at stuff that Obama did and Biden, and I'll be happy if she makes a rest. Other than that, I want to hear about it. As much as I love her. Real quick, I always check the top headlines. for you guys.

This is about a few minutes ago. Son of famed Iranian American poet arrested in New Jersey in connection with Michigan ISIS-inspired terror plot. Now the picture is a black kid

with a do-rag. And I guess that's his mom. The son of noted Iranian-American poet Roger Sedrette has been arrested in Tony Montclair, that's a tiny, I actually did comedy there,

I think, New Jersey in connect with an alleged ice inspired terror plot and covered in Michigan last week. Milo Sedarrett was arrested at his father's home in Montclair. Dad, Rod, that's the other thing about these inspiring rappers. They're from richer towns than you are. Real street guys.

Dad Roger Sedart is an award-winning Iranian-American poet. I say, don't let anybody in. How about that? I've said this a long time ago. Kennedy fucked it up. They should have shut the gates after the last Irishman and Italian.

came in. Anyways, the feds also nap Mark Clartine, Thomas Khan-Gusel-19. They were taken into custody following a joint investigation by the NYPD's Intelligence Bureau, the FBI, and the FBI.

They accused of involvement in the plot uncovered in Detroit last week, which feds say was meant to copycat the 2015 Paris ISIS attacks. Okay? And I'm wondering the timing of the story, maybe we're already pushing back against Mondami

and his fucking horse shit. Do you see what I'm saying? They're like, yeah, we're not going to fucking wait. I mean, what are you saying, Nick? I'm saying he's a fucking extremist Muslim, is what I'm saying. And we'll get to him in a second, as you know, he won. Gulsar was arrested in a food court, eating a falafel that he snuck in with a fuse.

No. at the Newark Liberty International Airport at the food court. He was waiting for a flight to Turkey and for a turkey on wheat. Good night, everybody. Anyways, just letting you know, I thought that was funny. The timing on that, it's beautiful. I mean, for the last 24 hours, it's been Madami and then bang. Hey, look, what we found.

You know, that's how it works. Trump's like, let's put something out there to fucking let him know this is. And by the way, Trump put up. after they declared Mondami the winter last night on True Social, and so it begins. He's already threatening to hold federal funds from New York City. Good. Good for you. Yeah, take no shit off, nobody.

That's fucking good. Anybody asked where you got, anybody asked where you didn't get that money? Tell him Trump held it back. All right, what am I doing? Oh, yeah, doing a show. anyways yes I'm sitting gently on my ass as you know boy I don't like peeing out of my ass it's very girly like I had the I told you a quick recap if you're not I tried to do you know colonoscopy about a year ago this time and and they give you a recipe to cleanse your pipes the night before

and it didn't really take and I knew it didn't and they even admitted it they go yeah this has happened a couple times. There was no Dulcax involved in the last one. It was Merrillax and Gatorade, basically. And like I said, if you want to do it right, just send us the fucking Taco Bell and give us 11 Heineken's a night before.

It'll sparkle like Liberace's teeth, my asshole. Do you understand? Anyways, yeah, so this shit worked. I hadn't eaten in almost 48 hours, which was different than the last time. It seems to me the last time they let me eat up to noon

time the day before. This one I couldn't. By the time and I got there, they told me to get there at noon time. They didn't get to me to like quarter or 3.30, quarter of four. So I was pushing on 40 hours of not eating. And the only good thing about, I got on the scale before I left for the colonization of me. 191.8. Folks, do you understand? I was 229, about two, two and a half years ago. I don't know how long I've been doing this, the smack. But do you understand? That was my playing weight in college. I graduated college in 84, folks.

Fucking thrilled. I'm like Karen Carpenter over here. I really have a nice voice. And I'm shredded. What else? Oh, I did my, you know, I got the prophyphal, which I couldn't wait to get. Even the doctor goes,

this is going to make you feel? I go, I know all about it. Stick it right in the head of my penis. He didn't laugh at that. And I did my line because it was a new doctor. It wasn't the guy that did it last time. It's a different hospital. And I did my line to the male nurse.

I go, yeah, if you find the, if you find a Lee Press on that, and he just goes like this to me. Like he heard me do it before. I bombed right before I get knocked. And I do remember going nighty night. I don't think they find any of that funny. How can't you, how can you, you go in up my ass with a camera? I would be chuckling a little bit.

And yeah, so they found nothing, sparkling clean. Again, a friendship ring from a stripper that I used to see when I first moved to New York, but that was all rusty and they had peanuts in it. I, uh, what the fuck? I'm doing, oh, Dallas. Dallas has the snack with saying delicious at the worst times. Oh, God, help us. Little diverticulitis, but they said that on the last one.

little pockets, I guess, in your intestines. Which, I don't know. I'm good. And he said, that's nothing serious. Something about more brand. I'm like, geez, what do you want me to eat a tweet jacket before I fucking shit? Enough already.

Yeah, so that went well. I grabbed my wife out of throat. I said, let's get the fuck out of here. They put you in a wheelchair, too, to make you leave. They didn't do that on the last one. It reminded me that, once again, would it remind me of the scene in the Sopranos when Uncle Junior was in the hospital and he didn't want

the wheelchair. He goes, I'm not getting in that. It makes me feel old. And then this black orderly comes out like 6-4-260. Uncle Junior sits down. It doesn't say anything. They didn't miss a thing, Dallas. I'm telling you, we're watching that together, bud. You're going to

sit next to me. You want to watch a Scorsese thing. Watch this. You want a master class and fucking you know, directing? Anyways, so yes. And I said, honey, I put a gunter ahead. Get the McDonald's drive-thru. I didn't give a shit.

I said, if we go by a sonics, I'm going to jump out the window into the parking lot and roll like the door TV. Went to Mickey D's. Of course, she has to show off her technology by using the Mickey D's app, which works real good when you got a 19-year-old black girl who got a D in fucking English. So I was laughing because her code didn't work for her chicken sandwich. and I was about the choker because I was hungry. Anyway, I went easy. Two filet of fish, double cheeseburger, large fry. Let me ask you a question.

They say they have shakes at McDonald's. Does anybody know if they have shakes? Because I've never had them go, yep, every time people complain about the ice cream machine. I always hear the shakes aren't, why are they up there? On a Scott, I haven't had a shake from McDonald's. I think too many people broke blood vessels and their brains trying to suck it a straw. Remember those? It's like sucking cement through a fucking, it's like blowing my coach when I want it. What? Anyways. So we get up to the window and guess what? They go, hey, you guys want McFlurries because somebody ordered to and didn't take them or some shit?

You ever have a McFlurie downless? You have? Oh my God. I wanted to rest my nuts in it was so delicious. Basically, soft serve with you, like two, like a package of Orioles crushed on top of it. Holy fuck. You want to like black people losing their toes by the dozens. So fucking good. I had that. Then I went home and started to eat more shit. And then I got up last night. I'm watching the Bruins.

A replay of the Bruins who won. I think they're fifth or six in a row. By the way, I can't explain it at Long Island. But it's like, now it's quarter to all in the morning. I go on the kitchen and what the fuck did I? I went in the kitchen. I go, I got to say this on the show. What the fuck did I eat?

Oh, my wife bought a Cuban loaf of bread. Cuban bread that, you know, long, it's almost like a baguette. I made some type of eight-pound sandwich. So I'm probably, I'm not going to probably move my bowels again until the next. I'll save you some pasta and meatballs. Yeah, yeah, well, that's not going to help. This is going to back it up more. But I know, Dallas torches me.

I haven't eaten three days. Sends me a picture, like some fucking beautiful picture of some homemade pasta and meatball. Boy, I know it's like to be a little colored kids starving in Africa. That was my big joke as a kid. Remember they'd show those kids with the distended bellies? I'd go, look, they're starving. Look at the fat fucks. You know, Nick's funny.

Anyway, so that was that. Bruins, I ran out. It's not bullshit. Yeah, my joke bombed. That propoval, why can't I have that at home? Why can't they make that at CBS and give me a... You guys, you probably had it, haven't you? I couldn't wait to get that fucking thing.

It's the nicest. You're like, half, half, bad. Yeah, you're so helpless. Must be like date rape. It's kind of fun. What the fuck are you talking about? What's the matter with you? Anyways, they didn't find anything.

Car keys, Bruins thing. A little dive to take your life, like I said. That's good. And they go, you're clear for another 10 years. And I felt like, say, first of all, Doc, you're not even going to be around. If you are, you'll probably be retired. And I like this guy.

I was pissed because they made me wait all that time. but I liked them once I met him, you know, congenial. He looked like I want a doc that I look like, you know, like I want my pilots to look like sort of Colonel Sanders. And anyways, let's get on with it. Let's get on with it, ladies and gentlemen. Big news. Let the Exodus begin is the headline here.

The next and last stop is City Hall. City Hall, folks. That gave me chills because I said to Dallas. I just reminded me of when I first moved to New York and I was taking the subway down to the comedy cellar and it's 112 degrees like on an August night and it smells like piss in there. And I had to, you know, connect to a different, ooh.

And I was living in Queens, I had to do the same thing. It's like a fucking 35-minute subway ride. Didn't get stabbed once. What a disappointment. Anyways, far-left Democrat, Zora. Democrat, you're already lying in the article. He's a hard fucking, never mind Democratic Socialists. How about a communist Muslim cock sucker has won New York City's mayoral race winning a mandate?

No, he didn't win a fucking, who said that? Winning a mandate. And I'm going to preface all this, folks. And I hate to be this cynical because I'm a guy that likes you have to prove shit. But I just don't believe in any of this shit. I believe this globalist and this Trump, I don't even know that he's not powerful. of the movie script that people write. Because if you do your reading about the Bilderberg group

and the council of foreign relations, all these things, they plan this shit literally decades ahead of time. I think somebody's hell bent on bringing this country to its knees and obviously Soros is out there as the boogeyman, but I just don't believe as stupid as people in New York are when it comes to their politics,

I don't believe that they're stupid. although like my buddy Colin Quinn says look there's a large large population of gen zers you know Brooklyn is all gen z fucking fresh off college campuses with fresh communist mush in their head and they're the ones if you saw the ex the exopoles who did a ton of boz supposedly again I don't even believe you stole they stole an election at the federal level go back to JFK okay I'm sorry I'm that cynical, but I'll just do this anyways to pretend I believe. Anyways, winning a mandate

which he, what he did was he's, it might be the worst thing that happened to Democrats. Because this city's going to unravel like you fucking read about in minutes if he tries to implement his policies. Do you understand? It's like Trump, the Trump thing.

And again, I, and you're going to go, Nick, you just said you didn't believe in elections. Even Trump went in that big? I don't know. I don't know. He seems like. the lead character. You got to have a good guy and a bad guy. That's what it feels like to me. And I'm not the only one. You know that. As the great Bill Hicks said, I believe in guys

politics. I believe in the puppet on the left. I believe in the puppet on the, hey, wait, there's one guy controlling both puppets. To me, that explains it all. But let's play along. Anyways, here is a quick clip of him, you know what, they get together after he wins and all the jerk off, the young people who voted and supported him and worked in his campaigns. get all excited. Oh my God, they were shooting shit off in the halls. Oh my God, that was terrific. And that was his speech.

Holy moly. The Associated Press called the race for Mom Donnie, 34 years old, about 40 minutes after polls closed and with at least a few hundred thousand votes still to be counted, ma'am Donnie carried 50.4% of votes to Andrew Cuomo's 41.3. At around 9.40 p.m., the projection, which came with 7.7, 75% of votes counted also found GOP nominee Curtis Sleewa pulling up the rare with a rock bottom 7.5%. And that's why I know it's fixed.

He's the only one that believes in this country. That's the other thing about Denver's Republican. It's not that anymore, folks. It hasn't been that a long time. It's one party believing that this country is wrong. Everything we stand for is wrong. And a party who still believes in it. It's that fucking simple.

Look at Curtis. It's a good picture of him. Why would you want him to be? Why would you want him to be mayor? He only grew up in New York City. He only hung out with street tufts. He only got shot by Gaudi. Gordi had to have time,

literally whacked in a cab, and he survived it. Why would you want that? He only started the Guardian Angels who patrol subways because of all the crime in the 70s. Why would you want a guy like that who's proven everything?

Cuomo's just a fucking rich, spoiled brat. His dad was the fucking mayor. And this jerk-off's got nothing. And you're going to find out soon. He's got nothing but promises of diversity. Uganda born Mamdani will be the big apple. How about this? New rule, new law.

You can't be a mayor, a governor, any of that shit, a senator unless you were born in this motherfucking country. The Ugandan born Mamdani will be the Big Apple's first Muslim. Yeah. What a slap in the face

to the 3,000 people who died on and the police and the first responders and the firemen who all died on 9-11. It's not even fucking 20, what are we, years out and you've already pissing on their grave. Do you guys not watch what's going on in Europe, especially the UK the last 30 years? Do you not believe in that?

You don't, oh, that could never happen here. Both fucking shit. Take a ride to Dearborn, Michigan, or even fucking, even Jersey City. Anyways, the state assemblymen's rise from dark horror horse candidate to ascendant mayor elect came despite, concerns over his youth and inexperience.

Yeah, that doesn't mean anything. It's all about ideology with the left. They don't give a fuck. These guy's not qualified to run a fucking Orange Julius. And his tax the rich platform that business elites warned would harm this. Do you know there's already millionaires packing up? They already got the fucking U-Hauls and their private planes warming up. Do you understand?

Wall Street's already got half one foot in goddamn Dallas already, which is going to be so fun to watch this. I don't want my friends that live there to get murdered and killed. And I'm not exact. This is not hyperbole. Again, just read about fucking London. Mandami, a proud Democrat socialist of America member, also faced repeated questions over his past anti-police stance

and accusations of anti-Semitism for his fierce, long-running criticism of Israel. His stunning, I mean, you've got a fucking Muslim who literally, he's had pictures taken to him with Hamas. Moskies. And he's going to run a city that has a pretty large Jewish population. His stunning, somebody goes to me, it's only 7%. Well, relatively speaking, fuckhead.

How many other cities have that many Jews in it? Well, Hollywood. Yeah, but they fucking have to make movies. His stunning win-capped an explosive campaign that exposed riffs in the Democratic Party and drew widespread attention, including from President Trump, who issued an election. even endorsement of Cuomo and

and people are going, oh, that proves the, all the headlines of Democrats, the Democrats are back. You're not back. You just signal how fucking crazy you are. And how you learned nothing from the Trump win. Absolutely nothing.

You got to hand it to them. They're leaning in. This is going to be a blast. Get your popcorn and watch this fucking city get on the toilet. A rolling drumbeat of polls released as early voting. unfolded an election day neared, showed Mandami ahead of his rivals.

But wildly different degrees of comfort. Mandani led Cuomo by just four points. I see, I don't believe in any of this shit, too. If you look at every election big with consequences, they do this. Cuomo was getting crushed and they're like, wow, you know, we have to, we have to make it look like a race. We want somebody. We don't want the young kids to go, fuck it.

We won this thing and not show up. we've got to make it look like Cuomo has a chance that way the young kids will go hey Cuomo's going to beat us if we don't get out there it's all been done before look at the tiny arms on him how can he ever do anything

my Dami led Cuomo by four points in an atlitz intel survey released Monday just days after an Emerson College poll found him with a yawning 25 point lead here is the the freshly

freshly minted Muslim Mayor of New York City we all know we saw it coming Here he is He I guess he I don't even know if I let the clip go long enough But he he quoted

Eugene Debs And Google him I don't have time to explain It was a bass player for Springsteen Back in the early Here's his Victory speech And by the way the headline today

New York Post Van Jones No Ritey by the way Who I Don't say a kind delight because every once in a while he has clarity. He's a fucking left-wing MSNBC guy. But I don't know. Every once in a while he'll show the...

He even said after watching the victory speech, I don't like how his tone already changed to really aggressive and... Go ahead. As long as we can remember, the working people of New York have been told by the wealthy and the well-connected that power does not belong in their hands. Your dick belongs in your hand. Fingers from lifting boxes on the warehouse floor.

Oh, good metaphor. Palms, callous from delivery bike handlebars. Pause. What? That's his idea of a hard job. Fucking delivering packages on your bike. You get calluses. That's what he just said.

Who wrote these shitty metaphors? Huh? Blisters on your heels from bowling every Wednesday. Go ahead, stinky. Scard with kitchen burns. Pause. Really? Buy some oven mitts.

That's solved. Go ahead. And, that have been allowed to hold power. And yet, for the last 12 months. Oh, somebody yelled out. You have dared to reach

for something greater. My cock. To- against all odds. We have grasped it. What's that? Your clitoris? You bearded fag.

The future is in our hands. Fuck you. My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. All right. Gosh, making me sick, okay? Anyways, congratulations, New York. You're as stupid as we thought. Anyways, let's move on.

Let's move on to some positive news. There's a nice segue for you. Trump's terrific tariffs. What? You can't say that. Those are bad. using the revenue of some of the tariffs that liberal critics have fought vigorously. President Donald Trump has helped, listen to this, vulnerable American mothers and in the process,

neutralize some of Democrats' supposed leverage. I love how in this story it's always moms and their kids starving, not a dad, a single dad. Do you ever notice hunger only affects women and chill? Neutralize some of Democrats' supposed leverage in what is. is nearly the longest government shutdown in history. As you know, if you don't know, the government shutdown is going on because the Dems, the only leverage they have is they want, you know, they want illegals here to get free health care and all the other horse shat.

And that's what they're holding hostage. And because they're doing that, poor people, moms, and I'm sure there's some dads in there, and kids aren't getting there. Is it EBT, right? I should remember that Ebony Booty Tits. They're not getting that and their welfare. And Trump is using tariffs. I know what to help them out anyways.

Once again, Dad steps in. House Minority Whipped Catherine Clark, Democrat, Massachusetts, or is that D for douchebag? Look at this. She's a parody of a fucking Democrat woman from Massachusetts. Look at, they're all men. They're all, show me a woman in a powerful position. I'll show you a half a man.

Look at this. Look at her. Look at her. Looks like George Kettle for the 49ers in a few years. Anyway, she recently, she admitted that while the Democrat induced government shutdown has been painful for families across the country, it is somehow necessary because it, in quotes, it is one of the few leverage times Democrats have over, you know, Trump. So at least she admits it, the guy does. Dave. And the quest for leverage,

Democrats have jeopardized critical food assistance and health care for nearly seven million poor Americans. Oh, I'm sorry, million poor American pregnant mothers. Well, shut your legs

and have a sandwich. That's what I ran on. Breastfeeding mothers. Listen to how they're laying it on. And this is the New York Post. Infants and at-risk children who rely on the special what does that mean?

And at-risk children. children. What are they doing? Playing with their toys on the fucking railroad track? What the fuck is that about? Who rely on the special supplemental nutrition? That's snap, folks, okay? For women, infants, children program, also known as WIC, women, infants, and children. American families deserve certainty from their government. The WIC program, which received roughly $7 billion in fiscal year 2024 is fed. What are they eating? Fucking filet mignon and lobster every night. Oh, is federally funded through the annual appropriation process. The National Wick Association warned last month that unless additional funding was injected into the program, here comes that fair mongering, millions of families would lose their benefits as of November 1st.

NWA Negroes with attitude is calling on the White House to make additional. That's not what that stands for emergency funds available to avoid a short-term crisis for the millions of American families who count. on WIC while Congress negotiates full year funding. Did you hear what I just said? Did that just say Trump has taken some of the money? Did I read that? Right? Or is that coming up?

Sure. If I didn't get to it, I'm saying it. Congress negotiates a full year funding for, you know, 2026, who said that Georgia Michelle, president of the NWA. I know she's a white woman, but loves the brother's music. WIC is a life line for nearly six. 7 million pregnant postpartum woman, infants and children, even

short-term disruptions to Wix healthy food benefits, lactation support with subsidizing titties? Nutrition, education, screenings, and referrals can have long-term negative impacts, she said on families.

But listen to Daddy comes along. Mr. the best president, on Friday the Trump administration tapped a fund of unused Section 232 tariff revenue. in order to make $450 million available for the WIC program. I wonder if WIC took it, or they said, no, that's tariff money.

We don't believe in that shit. I bet you they gobbled it up, all the pregnant slobs. Federal funding records reportedly show that the money was transferred to the WIC program on Friday, which was made available to the U.S. Department of Agriculture for commodity disaster assistance. the USDA drew $300 million from the same fund last month to keep the WIC program liquid. You can't say he's like a, like Biden would have ever done

something like that to help us. Just think about that. Just think about that. He actually did the Democrats of favor. And they don't even acknowledge, thank you, Mr. President. White House press secretary and poster girl, Caroline Levitt stated last month, the Trump White House, she makes,

me get all nervous. She makes me my pee inverted. The Trump White House will not allow impoverished mothers and their babies. Again, do any men get hungry? What the fuck? Have a colonoscopy. See if you don't want a sandwich. To go hungry because of the Democrats' political games. Michelle noted in the wake of the White House rescue of the program that this additional funding is a welcome relief, but it's a stopgap. not a solution.

Again, can't you say thank you and go on your merry way? While the administration swooped in to bolster the WIC program, it did not similarly drain its pool of tariff revenues to fully fund supplemental nutrition assistance program. That's SNAP, folks, as in your neck.

Having indicated that it lacks the authority to use emergency funds for SNAP, that's Trump's way of saying we'll help you a little bit not only did the transfer temporarily deprived Democrats of the ability to use American pain as political leverage

it served as yet another point in favor of Trump's tariffs once again he is do you understand I want you to think about how we talked about us how they talked about him when he came down that escalator as a dope a moron a fucking he's going to get us into

World War III but he's already You guys have been so, he's playing with you. He's been in your field. You guys have been politicians your whole lives. You've never done. This motherfucker stepped in 10 years ago, running rings around you. That political move right there takes away their fucking,

they can't go, eh, it's his fault. People are starving. He's making you guys look like the assholes that you are. House Democrats prophesied in April that Trump's tariff policy would lead to economic collapse. Shut up. Even though such calamity has yet to manifest,

Senate Democrats passed resolutions last week to eliminate some of the president's global and country-specific tariffs. Do you understand? Are you listening to this? How am I supposed to believe that they have the American tax, the American people's best interested?

Tariffs of, we've been getting fucked in the ass, sorry for the language, for the last, even under all the other Republican presidents, by the world. Trump is on friggin Oprah in the 80s saying I'm sick of watching this country get screwed.

Okay? So he comes in and goes, we're going to level the playing field. We're not fucking people over. We're just going to level the playing field. And they don't want it. But he's a king and a dictator. Suck a bag of it fucking ass.

Jeez. And cut. Namely those imposed under the International Emergency Economics Powers Act. According to an... Jesus, Nick, long article. I know there's a lot in it. Fuck it.

According to an October 34th report from the Tax Foundation, a non-partisan think tank focused on tax policy, Trump's imposed tariffs will raise, listen to this, $2.4 trillion in revenue over the next decade

on a conventional basis and had raised $174 billion in revenue between January and September of this year alone. But let's get rid of that. That's bad for the country. How stupid are you people on the left, honestly? And when he's not helping out at home

with domestic shit like this, he's putting us back in good standing with the rest of the planet, as far as having to be respected as the only superpower left. Headline, hey Vlad, get a load of this. The U.S. fired a minute man. My wife nicknamed me on a honeymoon.

What? What do you? I... Okay. Her and her sister. What? What? The U.S. fired a minute man. and her mommy. What? Hey,

am I taking it too far? Keep it all, Dallas, even though it was unfunny. It's funny when it's unfunct. The U.S. fired a Minuteman 3 into Continental ballistic missile. That's an ICBM. I had one yesterday. Cleaned everything out. Early Wednesday after President Trump called for restarting the nuclear weapons test.

Trump said, let's put on a fucking fireworks show for him. He did it to us a few weeks ago, right? You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired.

Strike Command Airmen conducted an operational test launch of an unarmed Minuteman 3 intercontinental ballistic missile from Vandenberg Space Force Base, May 21st, to demonstrate the readiness of the U.S. nuclear forces and provide confidence in the lethality and effectiveness of the nation's nuclear deterrent. Today's test launched used a randomly selected intercontinental ballistic missile, holds from Maustrum Air Force Base, Montana. The ICBM was equipped with a single Mark 21 of a single, high fidelity reentry vehicle and traveled approximately 4,200 miles at a speed of 40,000 miles per hour to a test range near the Quadulayan atoll in the Marshall Islands.

The ICBM test and evaluation program helps validate the reliability of the nuclear umbrella our allies and partners rely on, eliminating the need to obtain their own nuclear weapons to counter potential adversaries. The 55-year-old Minuteman 3 is based in Colorado, Montana, Nebraska. tell everybody where it is. And will be replaced by the LGM 35A Sentinel. Reporting from Vanderberg Space Force Base. Is a dead man walking? Yeah, that's good.

Pointed out where we have those hidden underground. I appreciate that. Anyways, this reminded me of, this is when I first started politics. Ronald Reagan got me, you know. Ronald and Rush would talk. And that's when I started following this. And Ronald Reagan had a great,

you think fucking Trump's funny. Reagan had, Greg, it was funny. I mean, he was an actor, fucking, you know, and back in the 80s, when we're talking Russia and America, it was about who's going to nuke who first. There's a lot of tension involved, but apparently Reagan didn't feel any of that. He actually said this on a hot microphone.

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes. On August 11, 1984. Let me show you. Let me ask you question. Is there any Democrat politician that would make that, Joe? Did go.

And they did back then. He's a war-mongering piece of shit. Oh, you people are just, I can't tell you how much I hate you, honestly. The test, which was, and I'm sure the feelings are mutual. If they're not, I haven't been doing my job. The test, which was scheduled months ago, has garnered attention after Trump ordered the military last week to begin testing America's nuclear weapons for the first time and more than 30 years.

I don't know who's in his, by the way, Dick Cheney died. The Minuteman 3 missile. Yeah, Dick Cheney died. Did I mention it? And the only reason I'd say that in passing and I was a fan until his douchebag daughter, Liz Chaney,

ran for whatever in Wyoming. And he also said he, him and his family, and they all voted for Kamala. So fuck him, glad he's dead. That's how I run my world. The Minuteman 3 missile arsenal is one of one leg of America's doomsday nuclear deterrent, meant to be launched only in response to a nuclear attack by an enemy nation.

The U.S. also maintains nuclear weapons that can be launched from submarines and from bombers. We already showed your Reagan. And boy, well, he died of Alzheimer's, by the way. and he still was sharper than Biden at the end of his fucking let's move on to something late huh get off to politics right what's the headline where's my package

and it has nothing to do with the physical I had at least seven people were killed that's right this is under light news on the DiPaolo show and 11 were injured when a UPS plane crashed and a massive fiery explosion shortly after taking off

from Louisville's Muhammad Ali International Airport which did you and I land there, Dallas? You came to Louisville with me or no? Didn't you film me in Louisville? No, that was Arkansas. I confused my cousin fucking states. Muhammad Ali International Airport evening. Look at that.

This is horrible. Shocking video shows the Hawaii bound plane appeared to lift off the runway while one of its wings was on fire. Like, you ever have hot wings? This is worse. It's a true story.

Bro, get the fucking away from here. Look, these kids saw this and they filmed it. Houston, we have a problem. Holy shit. Holy ms. Can you imagine witnessing that? Houston, we have a problem. They are dead, bro.

Wow, thanks. Connecting the dots, they're detective. They're dead? Oh, I thought they just had a light sunburn. Or maybe had the wind knocked out of them. Although, it's funny. He said that. Not funny, but I'm just saying,

Remember the India crash six months ago where it looked similar to that? I'm not kidding. And some guy survived it. Actually walked away from it. He was in an 11A was the seat. It's the one I pick all the time. Can imagine seeing that on your fucking phone? It's a UPS thing, which is good in some ways.

It wasn't 280 people, but I'm just saying it's why I'm not crazy. Excuse me. Who knows why that happened? UPS flight, 2976, which was carrying three crew members in 50,000 gallon. Let me remind you people of something. And that's when I get the most nervous on takeoff because you're essentially, you're sitting on a fucking bomb, right, Dallas? You're sitting on, Dallas was actually right to jump out of these things.

Because they were loaded with fuel. He's like, I'm out of here. I'll fucking float to the earth. You guys turn into fucking shishabobabob. 50,000 gallons of jet fuel exploded at 5.15 p.m. just 13 minutes after taking off, according to the FAA and the midgets that worked there and the black guy with the glass eye and a hair lip

and a club foot and then the Cherokee Indian missing all his fingers. The plane crashed into a petroleum. Jesus, could you get at it? Again, reminds me of the great Dave Attles joke when that value jet crashed into the Everglades in Florida. He goes, first you die in a plane crash and then you're eating by alligators. He goes, what, did somebody fucking?

Did somebody fuck a leprechaun on that flight? Love it tell. The plane crashed into a petroleum recycling plant. Jesus. And the resulting fire was still raging hours later as emergency personnel swarmed the scene. Kentucky Governor Andy Bashir confirmed that seven people presumed dead and 11 people were done medium rare. And warned that the numbers were expected to grow in a statement to X Tuesday night. Four people on the ground were killed.

There you go. You mind and your business at work. I mean, we're killed. And three people who are on board the flight are presumed dead. And I'm not kidding when I say this. I fly, you know, now I'm guaranteed to fly once a month. And I have been for the last couple of years because of the crowd of show. And it never, it never doesn't enter my mind.

You don't know. Presumed dead. Louisville mayor, Craig Greenberg said that at a press briefing at 10 p.m. Louisville Metro Police Department issued a shelter and place order within the hour for all locations within five miles of the airport. As aerial footage showed a trail, look at that. Looks like the trailer for the first Rambo movie.

A trail of fire and destruction behind the wrecked aircraft with a towering plume of smoke rising above. The plane hit Kentucky Petroleum Recycling. We also call that moonshine place thing.

Moonshine, what? The governor said, another nearby business grade A auto parts. not the auto parts I need wipers nothing Dallas come on help me out here you're very quiet for the last half of I know I'm not fucking on my game

but come on it should you up to make it look at that again that's the plume it's every Cheech and Chong movie again and of course we feel bad for the people three people delivering packages

another anyways grade eight auto parts they had the clothes Bashir said that the company has been in touch with all but two of its employees. That's kind of creepy. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Bashir added that grade A couldn't estimate how many employees and customers were on site when the plane crashed. That's the fuel place. Councilwoman Betsy Rue, who represents the district where the airport is located and used to be a linebacker for the Packers in the late 90s, said that Louisville is truly a UPS town. Again, show me a woman in power.

I'll show you a man. my cousin's a UPS pilot and it's true. So some towns who, right now, there's towns all in this country that rely on stuff like this. My AIDS tennis partner is a UPS pilot.

The intern in my office who works overnight at UPS to pay for college. We all know somebody who works at UPS and they're texting their friends, their family, trying to make sure everybody's safe. Now, I like this.

She's a realist here. It's not trying to paint the, sadly she says, said some of those texts are probably going to go unanswered. My heart goes out to those families and those friends. She said at the press conference, mother of God. And again, I had ordered some fine China. Ironically, not from China.

Do you believe that? All the shit that they won't do dishes and windows. Anyways, let's move on. Well, do something about it, Pamela. That's the headline. My girlfriend, Attorney General Pam Bondi. on Tuesday said that the Biden-era special counsel, Jack Smith, subpoenaed President Donald Trump's,

listen to this, personal phone records. And you guys are probably going, can't you do that when you're, but, no, no, no, no, no. When you're the president, you're still a civilian. Subpoenaed his personal phone records as well as his government-issue phone. So she, not only the government issue,

one, his personal cell, as well as his government-issue phone, as part of its investigation into January. sixth. You ever worry me cut. Not her. Jack. Where is he? Put him up there. Here he is. That fucking weasel.

Bondi wrote, during the Arctic Frost investigation, we found that special counsel seized President Trump's government issue phone. This means the Biden administration turned over President Trump's phone to special counsel.

And unprecedented, that's in capital letters, action. I say this calls for action now. Pam. And again, we can't blame her. She's doing her job. Then it's got to move on to, right? People going on trial and getting arrested. That's what everybody's waiting for. I know the wheels of justice turned slowly, as they say, but mother of God, is anybody going to a perp walk before I leave this planet? In addition, special counsel subpoenaed all of President

Trump's personal, again, capital letters, phone records. We can never again allow this kind government weaponization in America. I submitted these new documents to our partners on Capitol Hill. I commend our team at the FBI for working diligently to expose this. Bondi's revelation is the latest exposure of the investigation into the protests on January 6th of 20201, formerly known as Arctic Frost, now just known as yummy, yummy. As part of the investigation, Smith issued 197 subpoenas to third. 34 individuals and 163 entities, which included banks and political groups. Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley, now in his late thousands.

Boy, if he doesn't look like a president from the 20s, all as I picture and I see that as families at home around a radio. Right? These Democrats are cock suckers. Republican Grassley found that eight senators and one House lawmaker was subpoenaed as part of Arctic Frost. Lawmakers have moved to impeach Judge James of Bowesburg, seen here, also known as Christopher Lloyd, the actor. He has all over tires of him. Look, and he's got his eyes, doesn't he? That's a scary. Didn't this guy try to kill Bond? Judge Bosberg, who authorized surveillance orders of the lawmakers as part of the event. Boy, what a bunch of left wing,

crooked pieces of shit. Arctic Frost is Joe Biden's Watergate. Who said that? Ted Cruz at Texas. Merrick Garland, this is Cruz talking, and I quote, was a fundamentally corrupt attorney general. Jack Smith was a fundamentally corrupt prosecutor. This was a political enemies list from the beginning. 197 subpoenas for 430 Republican entities and individuals. That is an absolute and egregious abuse of power, Ted said,

and then went back to doing the crossword puzzle. unbelievable, huh? And like I said, are we going to follow up on that story? In a week, a year, a month, four years, anybody going to jail? And how can you see that? Can I ask you people who still vote Democrat? How can you see that and go vote Democrat? You know what?

Because you don't see it. You're ensconced in your own bubble. It's called willful ignorance. You don't read any of that. You don't watch Fox News. You don't watch anything other than fucking MSNBC and CNN. because you don't want to know the truth. Even though we can look back,

this is the difference between the left and the right. We can look back and point to empirical evidence where you were wrong. You can't do that. Here and there you might be able to. Let's move on to, what the fuck are you doing in there anyways? It's the wife every time.

Shocking video. It's not shocking. It's a pro-bash shop, for Christ's sake. Shit goes on every Tuesday when there's a fucking ammunition sale. And I say that with love, folks. Those are beautiful stores. Don't you love those, Del?

I actually slept in a tent for two days. Nobody noticed me. I slept in a tent with a loaded shotgun. Nobody saw me. I hid behind the tree in there. Have you been in there? There's a pool and not a pool, a tank with fish in it.

I mean, a giant one. Shocking video captured the moment a massive fight broke out between customers at a Texas Texas Bass Pro Shop that was allegedly sparked over a restroom argument. This is, can I just say, we'll show this, but this is why the left, when they say they hate the right, and they do, they hate us, they want us dead. This is what they try to throw all of us into.

And by the way, there's nothing wrong with guys fighting. White guys are you got to brush up, man. You do. After watching the brothers on a, you know, cruise liner, fucking, or, you know, at a waffle house at two in the morning. What a Spirit Airlines. Spirit Airlines, wait. You guys got to brush up. You get in a gym.

learn how to throw a punch? You really look. How do you get tackled by a velvet rope? The FISP began flying at the outdoor super store's grand opening weekend in Odessa around 3 p.m. Saturday when two men waiting in line for the restroom got into a verbal altercation. See, even that's written wrong.

It wasn't two guys in line waiting to get into the bathroom. It was a guy coming out, getting yelled at by people. waiting in line. Learned to fucking write. This can't be, it can't all be AI, can it? Altocation that quickly turned physical, and this happened on Thanksgiving.

My dad used to lock himself in there. Physical and spread to multiple rowdy customers joining in the vibe. That's the only thing that made me happy about it. A few people onlookers said, fuck it. It's what guys do, folks. And you got a fat woman that I'm going to show you in this clip saying,

you guys are like children. This is why something about reading and writing. You'll see it. She's disgusting. And she's saying these guys make bad role models. Meanwhile, she's about 5, 6, 4.50. And just a pig. And just her attitude is that anti-male,

she's learned by watching the sitcoms the last 20 years. Footage posted on X shows, two pairs of men sparring in front of a crowd of frightened bystanders, wailing punches on each other like bitches, and grappling on the floor, which is what you should do.

Most fights in the street go to the floor of this, you know, thank God I'm fucking 63. And I can't do this because I'd be like this. Get off. Oh, you hit me. Here's a little footage of what, I don't know, I guess it's guys fighting. Here comes the guy with a Texas shirt on. Hit him with your purse, Kevin. That fat woman, grown-ass man acting like it.

And you wonder why a reading level or whatever the first. fuck. Lady, those grown-ass men, and they are acting like idiots or whatever the fuck. But see, that same thing that made them do that is what's going to protect you when somebody comes into your house at night, you fat fuck. Well, you're eating your fourth BLT. Your husband's going to go downstairs when he hears something at three in the morning, not you. It's the same gene. Nothing wrong with mixing it up a little bit. But Jesus Christ, don't do it in shorts. All right? That's how I feel. And again, say that because I'm too old for the shit now, but come on, what guy?

Dallas, you must have been a few scrapes, got a few drinks in you. Huh? It's happened, man. What? It just happened. It's, seriously, it's like yelling at women for wiping down the counters at night. What a nice sexist metaphor.

But seriously, do you understand that? Folks, do you? You never feel more alive, and I've always said this. It should be a quote. Then, right after you're getting a fight, even if you're fucking lost, I don't care. Even if you got lost in the fight, not got lost,

if you lost the fight. You never feel more alive than that, and after getting laid with a girl you met like eight minutes earlier. You don't feel any more alive that. Sorry, that's what makes us idiots tick. Okay, not a shoe sale. Investigators found that the confrontation ignited after a man waiting in line with his wife

and child became agitated after another individual took too long in the bathroom the guy's in there then he gets done with that he's like oh no fun with noise you know it's weird the last little scrape i get into and i'm not proud of this either um but it wasn't a fist fight but it could have turned into that i did the um tarry town music hall on new year's eve when i was living in new york city and um went to a bar after with my agent uh one of our neighbors and her husband and I go to use the bathroom and this guy goes like this to a couple of us guy

and lets his wife go in the men's room because again we're in Westchester County that's where Hillary Clinton lives and I'm sure he thought you know whatever so I try to go under his arm I'm going to piss I don't care if your fucking wife's in there it's a men's room and then he does this pushes me back so I do this then the next thing in our callers

then a whole crowd we're going like back and forth. And then my neighbor was talking, I guess, with my wife and goes, is that your husband in a fight over there? It wasn't a fight, but again, I was drunk. And that shit, thank God it went away a few years ago. Took me until I was 60. No, that was like 10, 12 years ago.

That's a club, but it had to do with a bathroom. A woman being in there taking her time. Anyways, the Odessa Police Department said all the men involved declined to pursue. criminal charges, but the suspects who started the melee were issued criminal trespass warnings and they're banned from the store. Where are they going to get their guns and fucking bow and arrows? Those same men also, oh, they're going to get them where all the black dies doing fucking South Carolina at a truck stop on 95. Those same men also suffered minor injuries but did not need to be

taken to the hospital. Yeah, I wouldn't think so with those punches. When the man inside the bathroom eventually emerged, he confronted him for taking too long. The pair then went outside. This is very white of them. They actually went outside to fucking what are you doing in there jerking off? Fuck you, man. I had to take a shit. Yeah, you want to

make sense? Yeah, let's go outside. They were gentlemen. But listen to this. They went outside to hash things out, but eventually came back inside the store when they heard about an ammunition sale. No, where the situation escalated. This is fucking so American. Bass Pro Shops. I just want to throw this in, because I

I didn't know any of the history of Bass Pro Shops because I'm a Yankee. Was founded in 1972 in Springfield, Missouri by Johnny Morris. Listen to this, who began selling fishing gear from just eight feet of shelf space inside his dad's liquor store. Because we all know guns and liquor go together. You believe that? A little shelf he had, and it turns into that. Yeah, like, that could happen in any other country. Am I right?

That's it. That's it for today. By the way, I was watching the Bruins, and I reached out and scratched my ass, and my hand slipped up my back. I went down, I said, what did they do? They must have put a gallon and a half of Vaseline on my asshole, which I don't like unless I'm having anal sex. What am I, a crack boy? Throw me out of the thing with a greasy ass? That's all I got, folks. Honestly, go to Nick Dip.com and buy something at the merch site.

My wife worked on very hard and does everything else, by the way. When the, she saves a lot of shit. It's unbelievable. Camio.com. I just did one for a lady named Diana from Nia, Anaya, whatever her daughter was. Apparently they saw me in St. Louis, or the mom did. And I remember you. We had the continental breakfast the next day, right?

You were about 500 pounds, black woman? No? Okay. Cameo.com. If you want me to roast a friend or a relative, go to Camille, that's it. I didn't even finish your sentence. I'm just dying for a drink. I haven't been downtown in a few days.

You guys think that I'll say it. You're very welcome. We'll see you back here for the final day, as far as Dallas and I go, tomorrow. So we'll see you then. Take care, everybody. Hi. Good night, everybody.