The Nick DiPaolo Show - Nantucket Lesbian Hates America! | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1904

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

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I'm staying right here. Hi, folks. Welcome to the live lineup where you get free shows all day. If you want to watch the stuff ad free, you go to Rumble Premium. And don't forget to follow my channel for some reason.

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Spencer Pratt to say, I don't know what kind of politician he'll make, but he has had a campaign, I'll tell you that much. And you've got to be honest. I think you are. I could go into L.A. and go, look around, motherfucker. But he's, you know, he's a showbiz, guys.

He's got charisma and people know him, so that gives him the edge. But you can learn. You know, I mean, being a poll. Look at Trump, it might be an acceptance to the rule. everybody thought he was a netwin. I think his IQ's about 311.

You know, so, but anyways, the country's been enjoying Spencer Pratt's campaign ads, going after Karen Bass and shit, and he just dropped one this morning, I guess, and an animated one. Nice and short and sweet, so it gets the message, even the shitheads

will get it. He made it in cartoon fashion. Let's take a look. He reposted an A-I-I-I-E-R-E. video. I think it's a very dangerous trend. I mean, I was kind of freaked out. A hundred and fifty percent fiction. His social media is now taking on a violent turn. Okay, Karen, you want no violence? Doosy of a dookie, crap on the sidewalk, pinching a low for roo. Into a low for root.

Doosy of a ducy, crap on the sidewalk, pinching in a low faroo. Just a wave of my stick to finish the trick. Crabbity, poopity pooh. Short and sweet. A dukey. He'll get the black vote with that.

Excuse me. Think about that for a second. Just think about that for a second. That's what you... It's so easy if you're the opponent of the incumbent when there's human shit sidewalk. We can't have that. We can't have needle. Can you imagine? And the other side is against saying, this is all wrong. We have to fix it. Can you imagine? Just think about that. They,

again, I've said it before. People go, oh, liberalism is a mental illness. I didn't believe that. Well, it was a different brand back then because they were actually open mind. But now, there's no doubt. You're fucking mentally ill. Anyhow, you've heard it all. Whatever. What did I do? What was a little lonely last night? No, no hockey and no baseball. God forbid I picked up a book. Actually, I did.

I had no choice but to write some more of my book. And I'll talk about this later in the show because we have a story that involves AI. And, yeah, so I was on chat, G-P-T-P-L-A-K-N-U in New York. No. And I was in a conversation with it for 90 minutes. sending it excerpts of what I've written so far, them analyzing it, creeping me the fuck out. The first criticism was something about this joke's a little hard or whatever.

Something about being, you want to get the readers on your side. Which is funny because my whole career, even to now, people would have the only criticism I'd get from people who love me and that are in the business. And I still disagree with it because I am who I am. But they'd go, you got to, it was usually seven out of ten was women telling me this.

Maybe eight out of ten. You've got to be more vulnerable on stage. And Colin Quinn used to laugh. I remember him talking about me in an article saying, DePaolo's different. He comes at it from like a winner's perspective. Because, you know, most comedians, musicians are supposed to be downtrodden,

had, you know, their family didn't support, them and, you know, woes me shit. He goes to Paul. It comes out from a winning, yeah, I'm a fucking, you know. So I would always hear that, more vulnerable, you know. And they were just sort of saying that only about writing. And I'm like, oh my God, how the fuck do you know that already? Really creepy.

And then gave me some great notes. And as far as ordering, you know, shit, it's like talking to an author who's written 40 books. the scene about you at the state fair with your girlfriend trying to winter a stuffed animal put that here, put this there, and blah, blah, blah. And I talked about my first date where I went to a movie.

It was a Stallone movie, Paradise Saturday, the worst thing you ever made. And in that first date, leaving the movies, I get in a car, this is all true. First date with my dream girl. Getting a fender bender because I had my license for about two weeks, didn't know what I was doing. And 10 minutes after that,

I get in a fist fight with another guy who said I cut him off and he followed me outside. This was with my girl, my first date with my girlfriend sitting here. So I explained that to, Chad, I guess I'm not going to talk about during the show, I'm talking about it now.

Chat, GPT goes, let me have this straight. Your first movie with your dream girl was a Stallone bomb. You had a fender bender, came walking back to the car like a defeated nerd or a defeated teenager. and then got in a physical altercation. They go, that's not a short story.

That's a Greek tragedy. And then told me how lucky I was, how much material is in there. You know? And it would give me examples of, I'd give it a punchline, and they would try to talk, and it's the only thing they can't do. You can't repeat somebody who's a true comic or singer, or you can't repeat. They couldn't, like, top any of my jokes.

but they loved the ones that I loved and this is why they would say it was fascinating 90 minutes I was talking to this thing like a long lost roommate from college or something anyways I'm gonna start dating this thing on Thursday

I know it didn't work out for Shreda the movie writer but you know I sent a picture of my nads yeah it sent back and said when did you get the new catchers mitt I said, what? What the fuck does that even mean?

Anyways, fascinating. That's my first encounter with artificial intelligence and any, you know, duration of time. And it freaked me the fuck out. Because I could have chatted with that thing for the next three hours. It was giving, again, real, you know, writer's point. And it kept a compliment to me going, you obviously, you have, I finally revealed I've been a comic for 40 years. because when they try to soften a joke I said look I've been a national headline in comic I'm known for my biting you know my biting material and

they said fair enough because you don't want to dilute who you are but blah blah whatever the fuck fascinating just fascinating so then I said here's another joke about my mother snatch and they went now wait a minute that goes at the beginning of chapter six I got what anyway so it that it was freaking me out and I can see why people are nervous about their jobs. And I can see why that guy Schrader, who wrote The Raging Bull and a bunch of other hits, taxi driver,

why he said, this thing gave me better notes than any producer. I've ever worked with. It's fucking crazy to me. I don't even know how it works. I don't want to know. It's black magic. Anyways, that was my day.

I was doing that during the afternoon. Then last night, I wrote a ton and woke up this morning and deleted half of it. I just laid in bed and go, nah, she wouldn't have done that on a first date. But then my wife makes a great point. Apparently everybody knows more about this than I do.

She's like, no, you can use that as an exaggerated. I said she was, I could tell my girlfriend my first date wasn't into the movie because. And I said something like, I looked over thinking she'd be watching a movie and she was flipping Eminem's up and you're trying to catch him in her mouth. But I go, first of all, you can't do that in a dark theater.

Number two, it makes you sound like, twad who I wouldn't see again. Kind of, you know what I mean? And I also, then I had to go to the bath. She says, I got to go to the bathroom. But my wife goes, you can leave one of those in as an exaggerate. And I go, why does that have to be explained to me? Am I losing it?

The other, I said, during the movie, 20 minutes later, she said, I have to go to a ladies' room. And she went up to think to the lady. And about eight minutes later, I'm like, what the fuck? So I go up to halfway up the aisle, up to the top. And I look in the lobby and I see her and some girls, she doesn't even know, they're comparing boots and laughing. Doesn't that sound like something girls would be doing? And I asked her, why, what are you guys doing with your boots? She goes, I came out of the ladies' room behind her.

And I told that she had like a piece of toilet paper a foot long hanging off her shoe. When she turned to listen to me, I had the same thing. And I go, that's the type of shit girls laugh at until they shit. I don't know. But anyways, see what I'm saying? I woke up and I went, nah, that might be, I could come up with an even more wild example. Oh, I did. What am I saying?

This wasn't even wild, but it was more believable. I said I looked over and she's rifling through her purse for like three, four minutes, like an EMT looking for an epipen. And she pulls out a fucking stick of Wrigley Spearmint gum. And I leaned over and apologized for the movie being so bad. And she said, that's fine. And she put her hand on mine. And it was the first time we held hands.

And I, listen to this. I go, my heart was pounding through my chest. It was pumping blood through every organ I have. And I go, especially whatever. And I go, the blood was flowing to my, I was so hard. The blood was flowing to my penis like water does when you're filling ice ice cream. What?

Folks, you're going to love this fucking book. Or not. Anyways, I'm talking too much. My buddy L. calls me. He lives in Alabama. A friend of mine from Boston. It's been in Alabama forever. And he says, I'm in Savannah.

Let's have dinner. Me, you and Andy. I go, fine. I said, come on over here. I'll cook then. He's like, great. So I start cooking and fucking, you know, all of a sudden, he texts me back.

Like, the food's ready. Text me back. I got to go back to Alabama. My wife just called half our roof blew off our house. And he sends me pictures. And he sends me pictures. So I ate a pound that half of Roketli. I looked like I was pregnant this morning.

That's about it. That's all I got, folks. Sorry to bore you. Today I'm going to be talking about liberal churches that hate America. This thing, see when I yap too much? This is a piece of shit, by the way. The fuck I have to have a timer on it. Fucking Japs.

Japs. Japs. Japs. Arch, why are you going to say Japs? Because that's who made it. I'll be talking about liberal churches that hate America, obviously. A university, grambling, cracking down on kids' students cheating with AI. They found a World War II bomb somewhere in Indonesia under a house.

They found it when someone. Somebody lit a fart. Also, the Black Crow is a group that I liked them at the time. I know real music club is, eh, they're hacky, whatever the fuck. I like their music, but it turns out they're fucking left-wing stupid fucks like the rest of show business. And we have a clip of them getting booed by the crowd because they were giving the crowd shit for being proud to be American. And finally, the NFL not so proud of homosexuals, apparently. Let's get right to the goddamn thing.

Island of Nittwitz, a liberal church on swanky vacation island Nantucket. Now, is Nantuck, I always confuse that, was it Nantucket or the vineyard where they brought immigrants? That was the vineyard, right? Yes. And by the way, they might as well be the same. Nantucket's more authentic.

I've been to both places, many times, have done comedy of both places, beautiful places. When you're on the vineyard or Nantucket, you feel, especially the vineyard, because they shot some of jars in the vineyard, I think. feel like you're in the fucking movie. You're walking down streets they actually shot on and stuff. It's really New England. You can go over a bridge. Oh, that made me been in Tuck. I don't know.

Ted Kennedy drowned his date. It's my favorite one. So anyways, this swanky liberal church on Nantucket, next, its Fourth July readings for the first time in 25 years in political protest over the Supreme Court's voting rights ruling and its Help me. Congregants. Congregants. Sounds weird. Oh, but it's congregants' whiteness. That's a quote.

Do you see, folks? It's a 4th of July, 250th anniversary, and they're going to scrap a tradition that celebrates America, the concert, everything that's good. And you know why they're scrapping it? Because the bitch that runs the church is a carpet munching.

unhappy woman. So she has to take her politics and her venom out on the rest of the people. I really don't like fucking lesbians. I know, Nick, not all, 98% of them. A miserable fucks.

I hated you when I was seven. I didn't even know what you were. Fucking hated you. I ran into some in college, I told him. Some of them weren't even gay. They just dressed gay. Said, you got fucking clamming boots in a flannel shirt on you whore. The Nantucket

Unitarian Universalist has read the declaration. I can't even talk with this fucking thing. I'm going to notice. Decleration of I'm coming in here with no teeth tomorrow. Buckle up, folks. Has read the Declaration of Independence and Bill of Rights inside its

church every 4th of July for the last 25 years. But again, Samin Breath comes in. This year the church's board of trustees and presiding Reverend Aaron Splane. Why don't you explain to me why you're a miserable twat? Good night everybody. There she is by herself

as usual. Sitting there. She thinks she's Hitler. Nice regular boys haircut. Why can we get a close-up of this pig? Published a letter announcing the cancellation of the readings just one month before America's 250th birthday. By the way,

I take it personally. I hate lesbians because you don't like men. You just don't. You fucking hate them. one to pretend to like them. You don't. You want to be one. You want a, my famous quote, they want a dick. They want dick, not in them, on them. Thank you very much. It's a little grammar talk. Here's a video of inside the church, the meeting. Not all the people in Nantucket were happy about it. Uh, fucking stupid thing. One second. All right. And three, two, one. You know that's what was going on.

Somebody made a clamming joke about the Reverend. The church blamed the revision on the Supreme Court's gutting of the 1965 Voting Rights Act and an ongoing process within the congregation to better understand our own whiteness. See, this is all about showing an ID and even black people, 89% of them are like, what the fuck are you guys? We have IDs. Even black people are on the Republican side on this one. But not tuna face.

The self-proclaimed liberal and free faith leaders claim that white people know the rights laid out in the America's foundational text have for centuries been tragically, often violently, and unequally applied against non-white citizens. Oh, boy, you. And I get a couple words, let it fucking go.

Let it go. You're unhappy because of how you were created by God, who was a man, by the way, created you too close to his image. You're angry about that, and you want everybody else to be angry about something else. And that's just another saying I hate the white patriarchal. That's all that is. Fucking, ooh, I just, I hate him. I fucking hate him. I think you could hit one too because they'll be hitting a guy. I don't hit girls. A celebration without the context and the centering, listen to this bullshit,

of the fullness of our American story only perpetuates the harm, injustice, and anti-democratic process. Do you have anything else to do with your life other than politics and just creating angst? Is that all you do? You miserable, a whore? I fucking hate you.

You guys get in the point how I feel? Splane, a lesbian preacher, of course. Yes, sir. That's not what I meant. My angry vagina, I missed it. Said that she'll be at the church on Independence Day morning. Should anyone want to talk or engage further? Yeah, I'll be right down there with a shotgun.

Stick it right in your stretched out ass. What? I don't know. St. Paul's Episcopal Church of Nansucket. Hey, there once was a Reverend from Nantucket. She had a dick so long she could suck it. She said with a grin As she wiped clam juice off her chin

If my ear was a twat I could fuck it Good night everybody Charlie That's going in Charlie Chasing Oh my God I'm about to show you guys

No teeth I feel like a college girl going No you don't Take your fingers out of you What'd you say Charlie Chasen A Nantuckett resident Basked the Unitarian Church's

lame duck excuses in a letter to the editor of the Nant Tucket current. For all its imperfections, and this guy's right on, we're all blessed to be living in the United States, and I think it's a shame to lose sight of that, Chase and wrote.

This is on Nantucket. Same people. If you guys remember, we sent the illegals to Martha's vineyards a few years ago. You know, the ones that was screaming, that they should all be able to live here. They couldn't get them on a bus out of it quick enough, showed their true colors. These people are cut from the same cloth.

Amy Riley, Another Islander highlighted the church as cowardice as it shied away from a pertinent teaching opportunity. She said, and I quote, canceling the reading, risk becoming an empty gesture. It may signal virtue, but it does not teach history. I don't even know what virtue at signals. It does not bring people into deeper conversation. It does not honor the abolitionist, reformers, veterans, civil rights leaders, immigrant, teachers, Teachers, parents, and ordinary citizens who spent the last 250 years trying to make this country more just.

Amen to that, sister. Oh, I hate them. I fucking hate them. Dallas, I fucking. I hate them. I got to calm down. You know how you calm down? You're bringing a new sponsor.

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They had a white quarterback, though, once. Do you remember that? Fascinating. He was like the only white guy on campus. God, that must have been horrible. I'm kidding. Yeah, I bet the other black colleges were like hungry as shit every time they played them. Exactly.

Knock. They're sack and I'm only. on the bench trying to drink water. A professor at Grambling State University in Louisiana says he will fail any student caught using AI. Was this a white professor, Dallas?

Do we show a picture of him? No. I tell students that Chet GPT is disallowed from their writing process that I can immediately tell when JetGPT Jet. Dallas calls it Chet.

JetGBT has been used and that I will fail the student on this assignment if it is used. Who said that? Theater professor Neil Herbert. Anyways, he's a dick. No, I like him. Neil Herbert, I should say. I'm sorry.

I had a coach Hebert. I called him Coach Jew, because it said Heab and his name. He didn't like that. He didn't like that. He wasn't Jewish. That's something an eighth grade kid would say from Danvers. Anyways, Neil Hebert, he told the New York of that. on that right wing rag.

But I like that he's saying, I'm going to flunk any kid who's using this improperly. As a matter of fact, we have a clip of him talking two of the students that were cheating. Both of you got 96% correct. Remarkable. I'd like to call your parents and share the good news with them. Oh, you really don't have to.

Ladies and gentlemen, that is the sopranos. That's A.J. Soprano. him and his buddy busted into the principals or wherever some office the night before the test and got a copy of it. They're both normally D students and they both get 96es and

when they were I don't know I'm explaining to you but it's very funny. They broke into the high school and they were hiding before teachers came in and they were hiding like in a janitor's closet and one of them pissed and that's how they get busted they found the piss. I don't know where they came up with shit.

Anyways the student says I tell my theater made that's when I went, you're a theater professor? How the fuck are they going to use AI on a test? What are you going to do? I don't mean, tell me about Lies Manelli's singing teacher. I don't know.

I get paid the same whether I pass you or fail you. Boy, this guy's got a chip on his shoulder. The professor said, but what you've just done is told me and everyone, He says if you use AI and cheat. What you've done is told everyone else in our department that you are so lazy you'd rather outsource your collaboration

to an app than risk being an artist. That's what he's saying. Yes, sir. And I would say if I was a student, well, the whole government outsources shit for years. So we're just following their lead. Blow me.

plus I'm a defensive tackle and I have the IQ of a fucking avocado so yes I will be cheating as I did to get into this shit before AI I like the guys trying to hold up standards but I thought he was like a math professor or some shit

history. I've stopped being a collaborator that the professor said in these intro courses and started being a plagiarism cop and I do resent that a bit Hebert lamented not all professors however express the same sentiments to the magazine. University of Toronto Scarborough

sociology professor Daniel Silver told the New Yorker AI has fundamentally changed how I teach. Can't say the tease. And it demands basic reflection about what we are trying to accomplish. Silver added that he spent

a lot of time in school you're thinking about new assignments that involve using the technology in more creative ways. And you know me, I'm sort of a reactionary. I like the thing. way things were. But this is, after chatting with this thing yesterday for an hour and a half, I think that this guy's right. You better learn it and, you know, know how to use it. You still be unemployed. Use it for porn and shit. Like it was meant to be, you know. Beyond that, students still

will use AI in a thoughtless way, he says, as a replacement for their thought and judgment. So I made a point to just call them on it and make them meet with me personally. personally, he's taken a different approach, but I sort of understand. The professor explained that when this happens, he speaks with the student, gives them a zero, then offers them a chance to redo it. They usually improved, but not always, Silver said, depends if they're on offensive defense and on scholarship. To drive the point home, he would show them AI-generated assignments to demonstrate how they

all kind of look the same. That's how he can pick him out. I can pick out, you know what, friggin AI on TV, like commercials and the voice doesn't match the face. And if you look a little... The way the muscles move. Yeah, the muscle, yeah.

So I think, and here's my theory on that. I think they're leaving it a little imperfected because, you know, they could fool us. They probably haven't fooling us. Have people are drunk watching teeth. They're not fucking... You know what I mean? It's just dangerous.

I can see both sides. I can see how it's going to be amazing. We could probably cure cancer and shit faster. All that. That's what a lot of people way smarter than me is saying, and I sort of believe them. But again, use the wrong way like Iran and the chinks are going to use it. I'll be up in smoke. Nick, do you have to say chinks?

Yeah. Trying to bring back sexy. That's horrible. Better late than Nelson. my ass that's the name of this story a decades old bomb exploded beneath the home killing at least five people and that's the good news the explosive detonated in Biak Numpfo Regency in Indonesia's Papua province I have a you know what a duplex there with a gay man from the province town

I can you hear that on Sunday May 31st leaving at least These five people dead and five others hospitalized with injuries. Three more people are missing. Well, I'd call them dead. Did you check the top of the trees over there? According to the Indonesian news outlets, the explosion occurred below a stilt house. Boy, I love stilt houses. Stilt houses.

Located near the shoreline on Biaq Town's Walter Mongoloid Street. Oh, I'm sorry, Mangani City Street. Who gives a fuck? Where is Indonesia? who? It always comes up in jeopardy and I always confuse it with Malaysia. One of them has a shitload of Muslims, the highest. Hopefully they were in that house. Where is it?

In the Asia, the hell is no. Authorities believe the bomb is left in the area during World War II. You think somebody might have stumbled over it. It's been about, fuck. Oh my God. Check out this, though. People watching it from far away. Let me turn on a stove. No, no, oh, okay, I'll provide it.

Guy was going to make curry for the kids. This is like a bad puppet. The explosion is suspected to have originated from a World War II era bomb. Papu Police Chief Commissioner Keio Sukhanito said. CCTV cameras captured the blast on video. Footage shared by Antarand, Indonesian newspaper, compas shows. Who gives a fuck? Give us the good details.

That's me and my wife in St. I bought a, got it for, we got it for a steel. Got some work to do one. Kumpapaso, a burst of flame and subsequent plume of smoke shooting up above the skyline, in bionk, Numpur Regency. I don't like the names, I don't like this stupid. I don't like anything about it. I wish the whole island blew to fucking shreds.

Outlets also, she had footage of the aftermath of the large explosion, revealing that several buildings were destroyed by the impact, video shows roofs ripped off and residents surrounded by debris that was left by the blast. Reminds me again trying to light fart to my fraternity and the whole goodness. Let's move on to too much mustard on that dog. Pretty good, right? I know you'd appreciate that. DAWG dog folks.

I've long said that college baseball, this is the guy, not me, I'm reading an article, deserves more respect, especially this time of year. And I agree with that. College, baseball, playoffs is pretty good shit, man. If you're a sports fan, if you're half a faggot, go watch tennis. Fucking gong-gong garris, fucking Wimbledon. Fucking please. Tennis looks like a great sport.

I would have been great at it because I had great lateral quick movement. But I'm sorry, it's one of those spectator ones. I just, I don't know. I got into it when I was young, when you know who? McEnroe was throwing water bottles at the judge's heads and shit. That was fun. By the way, he had a talk show for five minutes. He wanted me to be the first comic.

So I agreed to it. And my manager goes, what's you getting paid? No, there's no money. And I told my manager, I ain't doing it. The fuck, I don't care how young a comic guy. I ain't doing it. I was bummed because I like John McRer. I wanted to go on a show and get in a fight with him.

You know, just argue about shit, saying he's gay. folks obsessed with March Madness this guy says but I don't think it holds a candle to June madness now don't go too far you're fucking crazy fine that's a little hyperbolic he says but I do believe this country needs to pay

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My alma mater, University of Maine, used to be in the goddamn playoffs every year back in the early 80s. They actually won a national championship once. I was a good friend with the catcher. He lived on my floor. On that note, let's go ahead on out to Athens with George's Trey Phelps. Can I just say I like the name Trey for a black guy or a white guy, gave the Bulldogs the lead on Sunday against Liberty with a mammoth

home run. Boy, did he crush this thing. And then promptly, listen to this, only a black dude, got ejected for an exuberant celebration while rounding the bases. I will give you my opinion after we watched the video. For Harrington. Oh, God. That thing landed in Alaska. That thing landed in Alaska. Look like he was badmouting the other team. See the second baseman? Go, what the fuck, man? That's from watching ESPN. I love it.

That was the picture going, what the fuck? To the up? He gets to show me up? And the coach, who has to defend him, right? The coach has to defend him. Go ahead. Here's the coach. I think they may have just thrown Trey Phelps out of the game.

That's surprised the hell out. I saw the arm signal from one of our umpire. There you go. And the coach went nuts for the next 10 minutes. And he got tossed. And he goes in a dugout and he grabs the kid and takes him with him. Then, of course, I've got to go online and read the fucking nitwitz. What are we doing here?

We're really tossing kids for that? You have to be able to read the room as an umpire. I understand the whole sportsmanship aspect of this. I do. But look at the situation. Well, that's when this happens in situations like this. So when the fuck would you tell him not to do it? People online are fucking, do they even think for a second before they open?

You don't understand sportsmanship, okay? The only reason I'm thinking about maybe not being so staunch with my view on this. One way is the thing that looked pissed them off is when he was running up the first base line, he looked like he was taunting the other team's. bench. Now he says after, and you got a black kid, you know, you'll be N word. No, he said his parents are up there. And if you watch it, he sort of looks up there. I don't know. But that doesn't explain the rest of it. Taking an hour to go around the bases. And let me tell you something, this shit's been bleeding into baseball for a while. And you go, why? Watch ESPN. Once again,

the culprit and the people who fucking groom this shit. Just watch a commercial for Major League baseball. It's a new kind of baseball and shit. They show black guys high five. Dominican guys, you know, pounding their chest and shit. And here's my take on that. It's an American fucking game. Okay? Treat it with the respect it deserves. That's not what we do over here. Why? Because that's going to lead to fights and guys getting beamed and shit. But no, if you tell them no, you're racist. They're just expressing themselves. Blah, blah, blah. Okay, well, the pitcher, when he puts one in your airhole at 100 miles an hour, he's just expressing himself. But you're in a coma.

So once again, black fellas, can you just drop your blackness for five minutes? Same with Hispanic guys, Dominicans. They're all pounding their chest now. That world baseball classic, they were going nuts, the Venezuelans or whoever fucking won the thing. There's too much of that in Major League Baseball right now. while the home run leader is white. Who's that? Kyle Schwarber with the Phillies.

He's still hitting him, huh? Fucking Red Sox. Red Sox brought him in three years ago. He fucking did just what we thought, right? Town loved him. Who's not going to love Kyle Swarber? And they just use him as a hired gun. And I was thinking, well, maybe the payroll.

But now I read these writers now, and they're like, why wouldn't they hang on to him? I thought I didn't know something. You're going to spend money. He is a killer. And a conier. is on fire. Oconia is on fire right now. So it's Olson, who has more homerance than Acuna and is also

wide. There you go. You don't have to pound your chest and shit. It's all right to be excited. Round the bases, and they're going to the dugout and jerk off. Or do what you do. But if I'm a pitcher, and it's a longstanding thing, it's an unwritten rule. Just like if you played Highline, I'm sure there's rules we don't know about or cricket. Respect the fucking game and the guys who invented it, which was whitey, by the way.

I admit, Hispanics have perfected it. Nobody talks about how great Latinos are at baseball. But they do, but I'm just saying. But you don't need this shit. You just don't fucking need it. And here's some more ignorant talk. The kid

just hit the biggest home on his life. I don't know that I've ever seen a baseball player ejected for excessive celebration. Yeah. First of all, you just called it excessive of celebration. Excessive celebration. Right?

You haven't seen anybody. That's why it's happening now. And this is how you start putting a stop to it. Do you see how that works? Have we lost the concept of fucking deterrence and punishment? That certainly didn't seem like the time for it. Okay, so you tell me when the time is.

Because if a guy hits a solo home run in the bottom of the third with nobody on, he's not going to be fucking whacking it as he's rounding the bases. So shut. the fuck up. How am I not on a sports radio show? That'd be huge. And here's the kicker. Some are reporting that

Phelps was actually signaling to his family while running down the first base. Now, I don't know if that was confirmed or not. Right. But go ahead. Think about the timing. He's going around first base and didn't you see the second baseman doing the arms up thing? So what's huge that? No, no. But he did

that. He looked up in his stands before he got the second back. No, I know. But what if he's responding to what he did, whatever it is, then he did. Well, that's the second base. basement for. He could be wrong. The guy was looking up at his parent. He might have been. He did look up. He didn't look in the dugout. So, you know what I mean? But yes, if the second base, if we

knew he was taunting the dugout, yes, that should be the reaction on the second bag. What are you doing, dude? So he might have been mistaken too. That's again, if this kid's not lying. It's like when they're getting a fight with white guys and later on, there they call them the N-word. You know, my big point is, you don't have to do all that

shit. I don't mind, though, when Terrell Owens pulled up fucking Pulled a cell phone out of his pants. You remember? After he got a touch. Part of me, as I got older, that shit bothered me less. I just don't want it in baseball. Because you'll, you know, it'll be very distracting.

Let's move on. Country Road, take me home. Ron. I don't know what I was doing there, Dallas. I was going to call you for help on that one. Chris Robinson got into it with, oh, wait. Did I have the wrong heading on this for you? this shouldn't be country home

this should be what did I call this one country take me home is when the baseball plays is singing oh this is it that's right I combined them anybody of model glue Chris Robinson got into it

fans at the Black Crow's Florida concert beefing with folks who started chanting USA here's the deal the band was performing Sunday in Tampa. A band I like when they put this shit out. I thought it was, you know, again, I'm not a music connoisseur, but I liked it. Other people, whatever, kiss my grits.

Ooh. The band was performing Sunday in Tampa as part of the Southern hospitality tour when a visual thrown on a big screen behind the band reportedly showed the band's black crow character dressed like Uncle Sam. A source tells TMZ before the band started playing she talks to angels, which is my favorite song they do, the crowd started chanting USA. Because the black crow

was dressed like Uncle Sam. So the crowd took that as a patriotic thing, start chanting USA. That's when Chris Robinson, the front man, addressed the crowd. Here it is. Some of us have real faith. And for those of you fucking booing us,

some of us are not afraid. And we most assuredly are not ignorant. There you go. You're telling you this. Look, people leaving. People leaving. Fuck you mother!

Had to do it, huh? That? Think about that. Their audience chanting USA. That's the country these guys became rich and famous in, by the way. That bothered them. Where are your politics? Do you really think we're all going to hold hands as a world and sing kumbaya and get along?

fucking idiots after saying, especially Biden's immigration policies and shit. So he starts shitting all the audience and calling them ignorant. Well, enjoy your ticket sale, plummet. That's the one that gets me. First of all, we have faith. You're a lefty.

You don't have any faith. These people have faith. Oh, man, that would have pissed me off. We're not afraid. You're not afraid? You're afraid of your own shadow. Trump takes over, and you guys shit in your pants because he's actually doing shit making us respectable

again. You're fucking pussies. You're afraid of guns. You're afraid of laws. The only thing you're not afraid of is helping rapists from Paraguay. You're all fucked up. Shut your mouth. How about that? You're telling

the right to shut their mouth and not exist. It's unbelievable. People got so pissed at Chris, they started booing and leaving all together. Good for you. See, that's Florida. Ain't going to happen. Now compare that, folks, to what's going on at an NCAA

college baseball playoff game, which is a much more kind of an American experience, right? Are you going to find a bunch of radical lefties at a college baseball game? Or anywhere having fun where there's unity and shit? This is at a college playoff game.

It doesn't matter where West Virginia, I'm guessing. since the song, it doesn't matter. This is called unity, and here's why we can't politicize sports. It's the one thing that brings us together. You know, I'm not talking about the far left radicals who hated jocs and, you know, they're just fucking losers. But there are Democrats who love the patriots

and the fucking cowboys, whatever. This is at a college baseball game. This is kind of nice. I've never heard that many people in unit. And there's a black kid with a headset leading them. I thought this was the Savannah Bananas in front. I did. Oh, that's Virginia.

Count from our mother. Take you home. Come to go. Show the black kid. He was a black player who was just the opposite of the kid who was running around the baseball. water Fault in the sea Painted on the sky

Missy Day Here's a black dude sing Tears off in my country roads Take me home You die By the way, I used to, when I lived in LA I'd pull up to a light with my windows down and a kid we blast in hip hop

I'd put that on Try to drown them out and it wouldn't work. Jay-Z would crush John Denver. But I'm just saying, folks, how do you think they voted? Who seems more unified? You think you'd find a lefty ever listening to John Denver?

What are you, a square? Where would you rather be? Who would you rather pay to watch? Who would you rather hang with is what I'm asking you? It's a sick question. You're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm going to answer. All right, I'll get grouchy about it. Let's stay on sports.

Probably the final story of the day. NFL not so proud. This is refreshing to me. The annual June 1st kickoff to Pride Month, I can't believe they still even... You know how I give credit to it to push back against this, the Russian hockey play for the capitals? Not Ovechkin, another one.

A few years ago, the NHL was celebrating whatever day, and they had like rainbow, on the tape or whatever. And one fucking guy wouldn't do it, Russian guy, said it's against my religion. He's just fucking said, I'm not doing it. He's the first guy I remember having a ball's a pushback.

The annual June 1st kickoff to Pride Month came and went on Monday in the NFL's X account that serves over 36 million followers. Holy shit. You think we like football? And its Instagram account that serves 32 million followers did not mention Pride Month. did not mention pride, and you know how left-wing they are, right?

That's faggot stuff. You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. That was one of the quarterbacks. The league accounts that in the past years, the league accounts that in the past years have told fans that, do you remember they had a commercial?

They actually had a commercial. I think it ran down at a Super Bowl. Football is gay. They actually said that. Football is lesbian. That football is queer, transgender, bisexual. and for everyone. We're silent on the issue.

Well, I hope they consider us everyone. Probably not anymore. The National Football League's social media accounts this year stuck to, guess what they stuck to? Well, football. I'm in shock. And like Dallas said, you know, Roger Goodell is going to come.

I probably already did. I don't know about it. Within the next 48 hours, he'll backpedal and say, we're going to make up for it by giving up. you can get a blowjob from whatever the first 10,000 fags entering the stadium. Anyways, remember this. The league posted about the Miles Garrett trade. This is what they posted instead of talking about Pride Month.

They talked about the Miles Garrett trade. By the way, that's huge, Dallas. Miles Garrett has been the premier pass rusher forever. He broke like his own record with sacks last year. he get traded to the fucking Rams. And the Rams got a sent back a shitload of like first and second round picks. And the Browns must be going. Yeah, but we keep doing this.

The league posted about Garrett, traded to the Rams, about A.J. Brown, I forgot to mention this. Trade it to the Patriots. Yes, he's another brother with a headcase. But Antonio Brown got along with Tom Brady for a few months. That's got a fucking Drake. and him. Also, O'Dell Beckham signing with the New York

Giants and Raymond Barry dying. I thought he died a long time ago. He was a famous wide receiver with the Colts, by the way. Actually coached the Patriots. So, this may mean something or may mean nothing. For conservatives, Christians, and others,

it's a small victory, they hope, extends throughout the entire month. Keep your fingers across. And eventually to the league's individual teams, most of which embraced Pride Month on its first day. Nine of the 32 teams did not recognize Pride Month yesterday. Nine, please. For some gay activists, the NFL's action or inaction on social media on Monday

means they're hoping some administration corrects an oversight as early as Tuesday morning, which is today. Why? See, this is right where you have to stand up. People who are against wokeness. This is the type of shit you've been caving into your whole lives when they get upset,

when you do something, just representing how you feel in your values. And we always cave. Because the globalists, I'll say it again, the eight people who run the planet, six of them are gay, one's a dyke, one's a trans.

How do I know that? I'm just saying by witnessing how the world works. Otherwise, it's, It's a big loss for those activists that want their sexuality celebrated and amplified by the country's most popular sports league. That's all they're doing. They're jumping on their piggyback and on the NFL's popularity spread their fucking left-wing

goo goblin propaganda. Enough is enough already. I can't wait to hear. And I can almost bet you Godell's going to come out with a statement. This no way says that we're anti-anything. We're all open here. Again, 5% of the population. you think that's who's drinking the beer

and all the shit that you advertise during the game? Yes, but light. All right, you've got a point. Anyways, somebody posted this on the internet. I think you had an Asian name, by the way. And I read this, and to me, if everybody agreed with this, would be fine and would be free. I'll read it to you.

Let the gays get married. Let the rednecks have their guns. let the atheists be atheists let the Christians be Christians America is about freedom freedom to live your life as you please so smoke a bowl eat a greasy burger shoot your guns pray Jesus and praise Jesus and wish those two fellas next door a happy honeymoon it's only when people force their ways on others that problems begin like this like the and like the lesbian in Nantucket. It never ceases to amaze me

how many full-grown adults don't understand that. And I get to say to that. He's gone. And we couldn't do nothing about it. What? You are correct, sir. Yes, sir.

Anyways, don't you think that is well put? How do you argue with that? I saw a clip on the internet yesterday of some, he looked like a military guy. Was that a town hall meeting or I didn't bother looking.

Just chewing out the politicians. It was in Texas. Because apparently the Hindus and the Muslims are taken over swaths of Texas. And this guy was raging, Googling about replacement theory and shit. This is a military guy. And he started cursing,

and they're trying to tell him, watch your language. He's like, it's the first fucking amount. And he was eloquent. He was emotional, but he got out this message that you better wake up and you couldn't really argue with any of it if you read your history I sent it to Colin because I know Colin Colin he texts me back I said where is this guy wrong well he's

he's blaming the wrong people he should be blaming the people that are allowing this to happen I said well he's yelling it he's yelling at government people in the meeting you know so but I get Colin's point too it can only happen if white people acquiesce and you're giving your Western values and what the fuck this guy's he kept going what are you fucking doing it was it was so good I didn't even pull it up did I was that the next story oh good anyway that's it for today don't forget cameo.com

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