The Nick DiPaolo Show - NC Cops Not Charged in Justified Shooting...YAY! | Nick Di Paolo Show #542

Episode Date: May 19, 2021

Reverse the races. Maricopa board of supervisors stonewalling again. University apologizes for cancelling professor over trans views.

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Yeah, fuck you, big tech. Who needs you? Not going to stop us. And again, I'd like to ask you guys to continue to keep those contributions coming. You're the reason for all this great stuff because it costs money to contribute. Just look for the, uh, contribute box on the comics, gym.com, or you can go to nickdip.com and click on the contact page. Again, thank you guys so much. guitar solo We're at the 18th hole, Augusta, the 2021 Masters Championship. Joe Biden has to sink this and will become the Masters champion.

I know. Did he hit it? It went behind him. It went behind him. It went behind him. You're a loser. You'll always be a loser. He can't do anything Trump did. That's what makes me laugh.

Everything they accuse Trump of being unfit, mentally unfit, physically unfit. He is everything you jerk-offs who voted for him, all 80s. He is everything you accuse Trump being. It's hilarious. Not fit. Mentally, physically, can't golf, can't fucking navigate a staircase. Just a fucking old bag of white shit. Old white men that you hate so much. And supposedly, and if you think he won, please, finger my kitten.

What? God, it makes me angry. Oh, for the love of Pete. Wasn't that hilarious? He just can't do anything right. It went behind him, folks. Let me tell you something. I never golfed in my life, and Dennis Larry asked

me to do this celebrity pro-am thing. With, like, Bobby Orr was there, my childhood fucking idol, a lot of the Bruins and shit. And they paired me up with, like, these three high-powered attorneys from Boston, like, Italian guys in their 70s smoking Stogies. First thing they go, hey, Nick, you're a good enough guy, but how come they get Ray Bork and we get you? I said, shut up. And I never hit one behind me. Nobody told me what club to use. We're on like the fucking ninth hole, right?

I know nothing about golf. It's like short hole apparently, 180 yards. I take out a driver. None of these assholes would tell me that's the wrong club. And, of course, wouldn't you know that's the one I hit on the sweet spot? It was still rising when it went over the green. I hit it about

260 yards, a guy told me, for 180 yards. Anyways, just saying, Biden, you're a disgrace. Imagine Putin's over there wrestling bears with no pants on, riding horses, fingering gymnasts, and this asshole. Probably had a black caddy, too, that he threw a dollar.

He's like Ted Knight in Caddyshack. There you go. Hey, Mr. NAACP scholarship winner. How about a fresco? Nothing, guys? Great. All right, how do I add to the energy? I've got to fucking attack my own producers. Would help if you faked it.

Anyways, Benjamin, that's why we got you. Don't get sarcastic. That's exactly what audience members do when I jump down the throat. How do you not get that, Jake? That was terrific. But I'm just saying, what a fucking putz on wheels, huh? Embarrassing.

You know what I call this story? What do I call it? Asshole in one. Pretty good, huh? I'm such a terrific young host in his late 90s. Anyways, let's move on. As you know, Joe Biden's administration, big on this CRT, critical race theory,

written by one angry black piece of shit, 1619 Project. His theory is that's when America really started, the same day the slave thing. You know, fucking they built the country, not my Italian fucking great, my grandfather's or your Irish grandpa. You know, it was just a slight, they did it all. Maybe I'm starting to believe it because when you look at the pace they work at now, they're exhausted. So maybe, anyways, why am I bringing critical race theory?

Because I have a new hero in the black community. Preach woman preaches, I say. A black woman named Chantel, I didn't get her last name, from Loudoun County, Virginia, went before the school board in a public meeting to aggressively denounce the teaching of critical race theory. I'll repeat that. She's black in school, calling the teaching racist, abusive, and discriminatory against one's color. Of course, the left-wing media put a fucking spin on it, but she's going to lay down what it is.

Are you interested in the real story? I really am, and this is Chantel. I saw her on TV somewhere. I don't know, but I'm like, oh, my God, she hit it right on the nose. Let's roll tape, fellas. In the words of Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin.

God damn it. I want to defend her, but she's wearing a welder's mask, which means she's another robot. But I'm glad she's there. Jesus Christ. Is that to block COVID or is she a field hockey goalie? What the fuck? What is that?

That's what they put on your dog when you bring it home from the vet. Anyways, I can't believe we can hear her through the pledge. She looks like a goal judge in the NHL. Go ahead, let her talk. Chantal Roe. By the content of their character, now I have a dream that we will implement love, not hate, or supporting another Jim Crow's agenda. CRT is not an honest dialogue.

It is a tactic that was used by Hitler and the Ku Klux Klan on slavery very many years ago to dumb down my ancestors. So we could not think for ourselves. CRT is racist. It is abusive. It discriminates against one's color. Let me educate you. An honest dialogue does not oppress. An honest dialogue does not implement hatred or injustice. It's to communicate without deceiving people.

Today, we don't need your agreement. We want action in the backbone for what we ask for today. To ban CRT. We don't want your political advertising to divide our children or belittle them. Think twice before you indoctrinate such racist theories. You cannot tell me what is or is not racist. Look at me. I had to come down here today to tell you to your face that we are coming together and we are strong.

This will not be the last. Greet and meet respectfully. You know what that proves? Proves that you wealthy college boys don't have the education enough to admit when you're wrong. Ha, ha, ha! I farewell and adieu to you Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, ladies of Spain. For we've received orders to sail back to Boston. Something about never see you again. All right, so that was Chantal. That's a black woman again. All right. So that was Chantel.

That's a black woman who can see right. God bless her. They are the ones that give me hope. You know what I mean? And it proves it's a small percentage, but it's too many that believe in this critical race theory shit. I don't hear enough black people like her speaking out against it, especially high profile ones. You know imagine? She's black. She knows more about whatever discrimination, racism than any fucking Nancy Pelosi, any of those. Yeah, Pelosi sits there

and lets this critical race shit, which is just Marxist propaganda. That's exactly what it is. She just sits there and lets it go on. That's how much she hates the country. And she's supposed to care about black people, the Democrat Party, which started slavery, by the way, and everything else. But good for you, Chantel. Maybe we'll get you on the show. I'll send you my private helicopter. I hope you live right here in Savannah. Why do I keep picking this up like I'm using it?

I'll tell you. Mmm, Sanka. Yeah, so let's move on, huh? This sandwich, make me a fucking sandwich! Oh, in our make me a sandwich segment tonight, what do we have? Oh, a Wisconsin high school teacher, big fat white twat, was caught on camera berating a vaccinated student for not wearing a face mask, calling the teen a jerk in the foul rant. I'm going to break this down for you like John Madden would break down a play in the NFL back in the day. I call this sort of watching TV with Nick because I will open your eyes if they're not already how to interpret certain stuff.

And you know I'm a genius at this. I was pointing this shit out on Gilligan's Island and there was no racism there, I believe. Yeah, one of the fucking islanders showed up with a grass skirt and a bone through his nose. But I let that go. Let's take a look at this fat Wisconsin teacher berating a, naturally, a white male student. Anyways, go ahead.

I don't care if you're vaccinated, you little dick. Okay. I don't want to get sick and die. Okay. There's other people you can infect just because you're vaccinated. You know what? Okay. Okay. Pause. If you don't want to get sick and die, lay off the fucking bonbons and Burger King, number one, you fat fuck.

I don't want you, little dink. Look at the fucking ass on her. And I'll explain to you where her anger comes from in a minute. Roll tape, fella. You should hear about how everybody talks about you. You're a jerk. You're a jerk. Okay.

And you need to have respect for other people in your life. I do. You're not a big man on campus, but walking around here like you have a stick up your butt. Pause. You know why she's angry, folks? And here it is. She was born a fat, ugly woman, or she grew into one. She never had guys.

And the giveaway is, because she's still stuck in that playground bully mentality when somebody picked on her when she says to him you're not the big man on campus that was the giveaway she she couldn't get the quarterback she couldn't even get the third string center she's such maybe she was the third string center fat fuck that's what it is it's anger i've been saying this about uh feminists and most of them look like fucking men they're angry at the man who and that's right I said man who created them not they're not angry republicans they're not angry at right-wingers they're angry at uh they don't really fit into the mainstream and now she's in a position of power where she can unload on

some poor young can imagine saying to that kid you know how the other classmates talk about you? Yeah, the same way we talk about you, you fat cunt. Fucking whore. Nick, take it easy. I'm just saying, when you watch that, that's all you need to know. Look at her ankles. Fucking ankles like Harry Carson, linebacker of the Giants. She's wearing sandals, which means she hasn't shaved her shrubs since the early 70s.

Okay, roll tape. It's not literal, you dummy. You dummy. Can you imagine a man talking to a female student like that? You'd be taken out and shot behind the high school or whatever the fuck it was. She is everything that is wrong with this country right now. Everything. And I say to her.

You never looked heavier. And I say to her. Shut your fucking mouth. No problem, John. Shut the fuck up, you cunt. And I say to her Shut your fucking mouth Shut the fuck up you cunt And I say to her You pompous Stuck up

Snot nosed English Giant Twerp Scumbag Fuck face Dickhead Asshole

She said back to me Fun with audio. Talk radio host Vicki McKenna posted the viral video, which she said she obtained from TikTok and edited to protect the teen's identity, according to the Portage Daily Register, a paper I get every morning. She also declined to say who had posted the TikTok video. Meanwhile, district administrator Matt Chappelle said the teacher had been placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of the investigation. Yeah, we're gonna have to go over this like the Kennedy shooting because it's not clear-cut that she was out of line. And I'll say it again. If that was a male teacher talking to a young girl, there would be no investigation.

Can't. Because this fat twat, again, if you're a heavyset girl, you have a chance when you do shit. They're not going to do anything to her. You know, they put it in the stories in the public right now. You know, she'll sit out a week. It'll go away. They'll bring her back.

You know how hard it is to fire a teacher, by the way? Almost impossible, thanks to the teachers' unions. The district contacted the parents, and we are taking steps to provide the appropriate support for the student involved. The kid needs support because a fat lady yelled at him. Yeah, let's send him to a shrink on our dime. He should have picked her up.

Probably a UFC fan. He should have picked her up. He would have. Get her into a fucking naked rear choke. A Kimora. Chappelle added in the announcement on Facebook. Yeah, I'm sure you're going to really fucking fire her. Again, white males. I don't care what your age, you're open. You're the bad guy, whether it's

sixth grade. I don't even know what grade this was. Junior high, doesn't matter. My age, you're the problems with the world, especially when it comes to a fat teacher. We know how she voted, obviously. I've had enough. I'll tell you, I'm 59. I'm glad I'm getting off this ride in a few years. Benjamin's like 20 going, what? What the fuck are you talking about? It's only going to get worse, Benjamin. Enjoy white slavery. They're not going to be happy until you're picking cotton for fucking Al Sharpton's cousin, Ray Ray. Coffee? Headline, next story, also related to academia. Let's put it in that realm. Stick your apology up your cisgender hating ass, I wrote.

It was the best of times, it was the worst. That's going to be the name, I'm not going to say it because Adam fucking Carolla will steal it. I mentioned what I was going to call my next album a fucking week later. He names his book that. Anyways. University apologizes

for canceling Professor over her trans views. Can you imagine having to apologize to her? I apologize. What's the matter with you? Sorry. What the fuck is the matter with you? Joe Phoenix. J-O Phoenix.

Look it, this is the person that was too politically incorrect. Elton John with AIDS. The guy from Meet the Press, Gregory. What the fuck? Could anybody Google that? Professor Benjamin? Nobody?

That's him. Look at him. Look at that thing. How do you get? She's him. Look at him. Look at that thing. How do you get? She's too edgy. She is too edgy to speak on campus. Joe Phoenix was booked to give a lecture. David Gregory.

Wow, I'm glad it was such an exotic name. We couldn't come up. Joe Phoenix was booked to give a lecture entitled Trans Rights and Justice, Complicated Contours in Contemporary Sex, Gender, and Sexuality Politics when Thinking about Issues of Justice and Punishment at the University of Essex in 2019. Nice title, nice catchy title. It's the fucking half the book, the title. Fucking dope.

This was in 2019 in England, but it's a story today, apparently. That's faggot stuff. You want a court by its name, that's strictly for fags. But the Center for Criminology canceled the event a few hours ahead of it taking place, citing concerns that the open debate, get this, and discussion might be obstructed. Might be obstructed. It is. You want to call it by its name? That's strictly for fags. Do you see what, guys, okay, let me break this down for you. It might be obstructed. In other words, protesters might show up. In other words,

there might be a dissenting voice. That's what that means. In other words, protesters might show up. In other words, there might be a dissenting voice. That's what that means. In other words, let's bow to the mob because we're chicken shit. Students branded Professor Phoenix a transphobe. Yeah, I can tell by the way she was dressed and her haircut. She hates transgender people. Can you fucking imagine? Have me speak there,

see what happens. Students branded Professor Phoenix a transphobe on social media after the contents of her talk was revealed in 2019. Oh, that looks like Joey Diaz, comedian, or a girl I dated in college from Lewiston, Maine. She also was on tight end. Anyhow, a flyer was circulated around campus which featured an image of a gun pointed at the head of a reader and then the words, shut the fuck up, TERF. I knew what that meant right away because I hang out with a trans motherfucker. The term stands for trans

Exclusionary radical feminists. Can you even if I was for this cause I couldn't remember these fucking terms they call themselves Boy, you guys self-absorbed and just Narcissistic and you really fucked up. You got too much man juice too too much woman juice. It's all mixed in. You're crazy. I got just enough estrogen. I have a nice nectarine-shaped ass. Last week, the Queen's speech unveiled a new bill threatening institutions and student unions in England and Wales with fines of a half million euros if they bar controversial guests.

I didn't hear anything about that. I don't know nothing about that. In December, Vice Chancellor of Essex University, Professor Forster, seen here backpedaling like a defensive back, launched a review into what happened. This week, following the unveiling of the new bill, Professor Forster said, Professor Phoenix would be invited back to campus

to present her seminar. And she responded, Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. That's Sabrina. You're looking at me. Phil Collins' solo career. Phil Collins' solo career.

Yet a commercial success, yet... So they're going to let her come back. What, two years later? Can you imagine? I wonder if they're doing that over here, though. I don't hear American universities threatening schools, right? I think somebody on the Republican side tried to pass, you know, we won't give you a federal grant or whatever.

You know, colleges always get grants. But I don't think anything of it came of it. So isn't that unbelievable? That woman's gay, right? The author is gay, obviously. And because she doesn't follow their, the way they see the world. And her narrative differs from theirs by a pube.

They, you know, a purple pube probably. They don't want her on campus. Can somebody start killing these motherfuckers? You know what you're going to do? Benjamin's like, what kind of show is this? Of course, I'm kidding. You don't kill anybody, disagree with them. You just fucking don't invite them on campus.

Why don't you straight people on campus, Republican college groups, why don't you fucking stand up and say, your purple hair, the three rings in your nose offend me. Get the fuck out. Show me some fucking pushback. Jesus, you're being steamrolled. Oy, oy, oy. in your nose offend me. Get the fuck out. Show me some fucking pushback. Jesus, you're being steamrolled. Oy, oy, oy.

In other news, finally, a good guy wins one. Chalk one up for the good guys. What do I mean by that? No North Carolina deputies charged in justified shooting death of Andrew Brown Jr., DA says. The district attorney for Pasquotank County. I like how they leave the Indian names for a lot of these counties in the country.

You must make the Cherokees feel good, Nick. They name like a rest area off a highway, Cherokee shithole. Like Long Island, every street is an Indian name just to make Indians feel sad. The district attorney of Pasquotank County will not bring criminal charges against sheriff's deputies

who shot and killed Andrew Brown Jr. in Elizabeth City, a move likely to increase tension. Oh, for Christ's sake. When they canceled the McRib, there's tension in the fucking... Mother of God. A move likely to increase tension and protest over police violence. Police violence, let me translate that. For them defending their own lives.

You people can all eat it. Wombley said Brown's death, while tragic, was justified because his action caused three deputies to reasonably believe it was necessary to use deadly force to protect themselves and others. And gee, I wonder what evidence we have of that, you know? I bet you they're just making it up, right? Yeah, I fucking, I doubt it. I bet you they're just making it up, right? Yeah, I fucking, I doubt it. Brown's felony record did not play into Wombley's assessment of his threat to officers, but the fact he was dealing heroin and fentanyl that is killing people on a daily basis was not lost on me,

the district attorney said. So this fucker's going to... Well, he's dead. Annie? Did I skip the video? Okay. Brown ignored orders to raise his hands and get out of his car. Hey, that

sounds like a new story. We haven't heard that in about three seconds. Young black man, can I just speak to you for because I'm a young black man. I got Italian in me close enough. Look, do you know what the definition of insanity is? Doing something over and over again,

exactly the same, and expecting a different outcome. And that's what you guys keep doing. You keep getting pulled over. That's why I believe a lot of these, even though they're not labeled this officially, are suicide by cop. What the fuck?

You're going to try to run over cops. After all the shit you've been reading in the news. Although I don't know if you do read, but I'm just saying he refused to raise his hands, get out of his car, and he struck a deputy with a vehicle while trying to escape, Wombley said. Deputies immediately perceived a threat, the district attorney said, adding the constitution simply does not require officers to gamble with their lives. As the press conference reached an hour, protests could be heard outside the sheriff's office. Can you imagine? They don't even have the verdict in you. Elizabeth City Councilmember Gabriel Adkins called for thousands.

I'll repeat that. Was she a councilmember? A council member, a city council member, is calling for thousands to protest. We're finished. The fact that we let these rats into the government, calling for thousands to protest downtown Tuesday evening. Good, whatever your name is, lady, Gabriel, I hope you can have blood on your hands if this shit gets ugly.

And to you, I say, my friend, you stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt. Wombley said he expects some will be unhappy with his decision. Wow, you must be a detective. But he made it based on facts and law rather than public opinion. Passo Corteinck, DA, has shown body cam footage from the fatal shooting death of Andrew Brown. Definition of insanity. I already gave it to you.

Now you're going to witness it because we have the actual footage. Go ahead, Matt. The total length of officer involvement with Mr. Brown from the time they exited the vehicle until Mr. Brown was removed from the vehicle is 44 seconds. . . Go, go, go, go. . Motherfucker. Stop the fucking car. Ja. I'll keep saying this.

You guys are sick of hearing it. What are Eric Garner, George Floyd, who else? Freddie Gray. I don't know. Just pick any. Mike, Michael Brown. What do they all have in common? Other than that, they're dead.

Yeah, they all ignored police commands. Okay, so this can keep on happening and keep on happening, and I'm not going to feel a thing. Is that cold to say? Well, he was a fentanyl dealer. So, you know, a felon and poisoning young black kids and getting them hooked on drugs and white, whatever. So, yeah, excuse me if I don't feel a fucking thing. And trying to kill cops. But a woman, I don't know, I'm going to go out on a limb.

I didn't look, see what she looked like. I'm guessing she was black, Ms. Adkins, calling for protest. I could be wrong. There's a lot of white liberals, as stupid as her, calling for protests. And that'll, you know, that'll Barbara be tonight, which makes for good television. I remember during the Michael Brown shit,

remember all the shit we had Ferguson, we had Baltimore? I used to call my friends, I go, it's riot night. Fucking beers, popcorn. I call that good TV. I don't want anybody to get hurt. I'm just saying.

Let's move on, shall we? There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. The savage beatdown of a woman in a Little Caesars in Georgia, because that's what they consider good pizza in Georgia. Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. Down here, it's pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.

Of a woman in Little Caesars in Georgia was caught on video showing the suspect dragging the victim out of the pizza shop by her hair and a toddler jumping in to stop the fight. I was being racist and I said, I bet you it's a black woman beating up another black woman. I was so wrong. She's beating up a white woman. I got to get more racist. The pummeling took place about 4 p.m. at the Augusta Eatery when Brittany Kennedy, 25, she's the black woman, they interviewed her, she said, I didn't like this broad.

I was going to beat her silly. A white whore walks into a pizza shop. May the crust be passed to a new generation. When Brittany Kennedy, 25, big heavyset black chick, allegedly confronted Emily Broadwater, 22, white girl, yanking the chair out from underneath her, according to the Richmond County Sheriff's Office, the viral video, which was taken by a bystander and posted on Twitter,

shows Broadwater, the white girl, scrambling on the ground, screaming as Kennedy, who has the victim by the hair, pummels her repeatedly. Let's take a look at the instant replay. baby oh panties that's what i'm looking at i know that's wrong unbelievable you fat nasty black bitch oh my god take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape

my baby Broadwater cries as she gets up so in other words that little baby that black baby that crawled in, I believe that was the white girl's baby. And now let me give you my take on this. Since I've lived in cities and my wife is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, and used to get literally elbowed off the sidewalk in Los Angeles by young black girls

and just, you know, whatever, cut in front of her at the supermarket. They just hated the cuts. I'm telling you, that black woman saw that white girl with a cute black baby and lost her shit. I could be wrong. Maybe the white girl stole a slice of pizza off the black girl's table. Like, that would happen.

My baby, Broadwater cried as she gets up, her face covered in blood. I thought it was marinara. Anyways, it's unclear what prompted the fight. On Tuesday, the sheriff's office issued a wanted poster. Really? You couldn't get her? Let's say somebody called the cops even five minutes after the incident. You couldn't find her?

Did she run that fast? She don't even look that heavy in the picture. You couldn't find her? Did she run that fast? She don't even look that heavy in the picture. They issued a wanted poster for Kennedy on assault charges, according to a police report posted by Augusta Crime and confirmed by the Post. Broadwater's bottom lip was lacerated and severely swollen from the beatdown, but she refused to be taken to the hospital via an ambulance, the police report said. A girl with a baby, witnessed Dean Willard, told local TV station WJBF,

that ain't right. That ain't right, he said. Another detective. You are correct, sir. I'm guessing that was a black dude saying that, too. I could be wrong. They should have handled it a different way rather than doing it in public, said Charles Johnson, another witness, according to the station. They should have done it a different way. It's a stupid, stupid, stupid.

Like the white girl had a choice in how it was done. Do you see how they equivocate? They should have done it a different way. You know, if you're going to pound the shit out of each other, do it in the parking lot like we do at a titty bar on Tuesday or the Red Lobster. Look, how silly is that? They should have done it another way. The girl had no say in how it was the white girl, how it was going to be done.

Okay? I'm sure they would have come to a truce if they sat down at Camp David. We are finished as a species. Benjamin, I feel so bad for you. How old are you? Benjamin's 26. He's going to witness all this shit when I'm gone. I'll show you where my headstone is.

Just come report to me. You always see that in movies, right? People talking to their loved one's headstone. I always found that very hilarious. I was going to be talking to a mailbox on the sidewalk. Grammy, sorry, I was an asshole. Anyways, in another reverse the racist story, we have two tonight.

Newly released home surveillance footage captured the shocking moments that a teen, let me add this if you want the real story, a black teen allegedly abducted a four-year-old white boy from his Texas bedroom before that boy was found dead in the street. Now, let me ask you a question. As they say in Brooklyn, let me ask you a question.

Had you guys heard this before I brought it up? If that baby was black and the person came in that was white, kidnapped it and stabbed it, left it, you think you would have heard it on Good Morning America? You think you would have heard it on Don Lemon? You think you would have heard it on Good Morning America? You think you would have heard it on Don Lemon? You think you would have heard it on Rachel Maddow's show? You think you would have heard it on ABC, CBS?

Do you think it would have been headlines in the New York Times? Yes, yes, these are all rhetorical questions. But you didn't hear about it. You had to come to the Nick DiPaolo show. Okay? Mainstream media won't even cover it.

Again, reverse the races. And it is not only a national story, a national story that would last for the next 10 fucking years. I'm still hearing about Emmett Till. When did that happen? I don't even know. 40s, 50s, 60s? Reverse the races.

Baby's black, white kid comes in, takes the baby, stabs it. The video obtained and published by the Daily Mail allegedly shows suspect Darren, spelled wrong, naturally, naturally,

I suck cock. Brown. And I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yum. Darren Brown, 18. And I love it. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yum. Darren Brown, 18. Can I just ask a question? I've asked it before. Has anybody ever done anything good wearing that hairdo?

You know, the exploding cigar look? I'm not talking NBA people. Breaking into Cash Jernan's bedroom around 5 a.m. Saturday morning and taking the boy who had been sleeping next to his twin brother. Now this poor kid, can you imagine? This kid wakes up. I have to question the parents.

Where did you keep your kids? In a tent in the front yard? What the fuck? Why was it that easy? Unbelievable. Put his picture back up. I want to get this hairdo for my next... I'm going to recreate myself like Madonna for my next show.

No, not the little kid. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior. And I don't like you, jerk-off. Let's take a look at the video of this scumbag. What a piece of human garbage. This is actual surveillance footage.

Look at this. How creepy is that? How creepy is that? How creepy is that? He appears to momentarily hesitate before picking up cash and leaving the room. Less than two hours later, get this, cash was stabbed to death. I can't even, with what police called an edged weapon.

You mean a fucking knife? We have two stories today that refer to edged weapon. Is that the new thing now? Is that the new euphemism fucking knife? We have two stories today that refer to edged weapon. Is that the new thing now? Is that the new euphemism for knife? Because knife connotates violence and, you know, stabbing and shit. An edged weapon. Yeah, it was a fucking yardstick. And his body was found dumped on a Dallas street by a jogger.

Can you fucking imagine? Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, you son of a bitch. Security footage allegedly also captured the teen returning to the bedroom around 7 a.m. after police said cash had been... Can you imagine? He returns to the crime scene after the little kid had been killed and hovering over his brother, Carter, but leaving without waking the boy.

Think about that. That kid's going to have to live with that the rest of his life. That's how close he came. Where are the fucking parents? Court documents have alleged that Brown was caught in surveillance footage snatching cash. The guardian of the twin boys, see, the guardian of the twin, right there.

That's not parents, right, when you say guardian? The guardian, probably knew the guy. The guardian of the two boys said the teenage suspect did not know the brothers. Do you want to know who she is, the guardian? Who's the guardian? Yes, Matt. The guardian is the girlfriend of the child's father who ditched out of town in April.

So the kid's father left in April. Which father? The dead kid? Yeah. His father. The dead kid left in April, and she stayed. The girlfriend is now taking care of the kid. There you go.

Thank you. So the father of the child left in April and his girlfriend was taking care of the kid. There you go. And they're saying the attack was random, which I think they're going to dig in a little deeper and show this kid was seen in the front yard by this guy. Child Protective Services has removed Carter from the home.

Gee, you think? Brown is charged with kidnapping and theft in connection to Cash's death. He's being held on $750,000. Why isn't it $2 million? $750,000. I'm guessing he has a drug dealer for a fucking relative who could probably get that in 10 minutes. $750,000 bail. Additional charges are expected following forensic analysis. Brown lives with, get this, his parents a half mile from where Cash's body was found. Court documents from an April 27th misdemeanor charge of evading arrest show. It's not going to be long before you all kill yourselves because you're all crazy. Unbelievable.

That is just the creepiest. Wonder how that father feels. They didn't say whether he came through a window or was there a sign up front saying little boys this way. I mean, what the fuck? That was creepy. All right, let's move on to some light news about the election being stolen. I'm staying on top of this, okay, because my woman, Sidney Powell, who did all that work with Giuliani, they didn't do that for naught.

By the way, Giuliani's kid is running for mayor of New York City, which freaks me out. Why does that freak you out, Nick? Because I would see Andrew Giuliani when the mayor was speaking, when he was the mayor, he was about a four-year-old rambunctious redheaded kid who would, during a live press conference, would be running all over the place and fucking slapping people in chair. Everybody knew him. In New York, his picture would be in the Post. He was like this rambunctious little kid.

Now he's, you. Now he's in a suit and all grown up. I think that's good news. Anytime a Giuliani gets into a... I mean, he could do just what his old man did. He could go to his old man for advice like a mafia movie.

Never tell anybody outside Gracie Mansion what you're doing. As you can see, I'm too sentimental with my children they talk when they should be listening anyways good luck with your deal Maricopa Board of Supervisors stonewalling again

the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors that's Arizona folks we know it was stolen out there Board of Supervisors demanded an end to the Arizona Senate-led audit of the 2020 election. They're throwing the people out. They want to throw the people out who are auditing. All right, get up! Yeah!

And the Populous County, that includes Phoenix, a significant new stand by the Republican-led group against the review. So the people who are against this audit are also Republicans who are on the supervisor board. What the fuck? Against the review that former President Trump and his allies have cited to further claim the contest was stolen, and we all know it was. If you don't believe that, put on your mask like an idiot. Board members issued their defiant response after holding a meeting Monday afternoon to address questions raised by Senate President, that would be the state Senate of Arizona,

Karen Phan, in a letter to Chairman Jack Sellers. Karen Phan, she's about 72, still has the tits of a 19-year-old. It's unbelievable, everybody. To Chairman Jack Sellers regarding the audit, which includes a review, not just a review, a forensic review of the county's 2.1 million ballots and election equipment, raising serious issues auditors claim to have found during their work. Among them, Phan said, was the county's failure to provide virtual copies of Wi-Fi routers and allegations that someone deleted a main database from the election management system. Ha ha ha ha! Yeah! No cheating going on. Just a database missing.

These accusations are false, defamatory. Here comes the here comes the fucking lying response. You can tell the lawyer wrote it out for him. These accusations are false defamatory and beneath the dignity of the Senate, the board wrote in a 13 page letter signed by all five members to that. say. You're lying. And you're a piece of shit. They are an insult to the dedicated. Listen to this. Now they have to suck each other's own dicks when they're defending each other. They are an insult to the dedicated public servants in the Maricopa County Election Department in office of the recorder who works incredibly long hours conducting the county's elections with all kinds of integrity and honor. Oh, you work long hours?

Oh, boy, you. It takes long hours to steal an election. It's not a quick thing. Compounding the controversy surrounding Phan's letter last week are tweets by an account for the audit run by unnamed volunteers, which has clashed with the local journalists covering the process and made serious, but so far unsubstantiated allegations about the election. Unsubstantiated. Maricopa County deleted a directory full of election databases from the 2020 election cycle days before the election equipment was delivered to the audit, the accountant said,

while accusing the elections department of spoliation of evidence. Is that a real word? Yeah. Spoliation? I actually looked it up, but I saw it. That's the correct spelling. What's it mean, Matt? It means to have spoiled.

You just move the I. My parents said that about us kids. Spoilation was our problem. So, yeah, they hid the database, you know. But, again, they're not cheating or nothing. Nothing to see here. Please, Pittsburgh. Nothing to see here. Please disperse. Nothing to see here. Please.

The Maricopa County Board of Supervisors criticized Cyber Ninjas. That's my screen name in that dirty chat room. Cyber Ninjas, the private firm hired by the Arizona Senate to lead the audit of incompetence and rebuke claims of deleted files saying the failure of your so-called auditors to locate a data files on the copy they made of the county server speaks more to their ineptitude than it does to the integrity and actions of our dedicated public employees who effectively and accurately run the elections in the fourth largest county in the United States. Do you see how over the top that statement is? That's what you do when you're accused of something and you know you're dead to rights.

You pile on the lies. The majority Republican board has long been at odds with the Republican-led Senate over its push for an audit under the supervision of the legislature saying that the two previous audits led by county officials, probably relatives, found no irregularities in the 2020 election and fighting lawmakers in court until a judge ruled Senate.

Remember this? We were put on this a few weeks ago. A judge ruled Senate subpoenas. In other words, we're talking about the State Senate of Arizona, sent subpoenas to the board words, we're talking about the state Senate of Arizona sent subpoenas to the board and they refused. Remember, I mean, the judge said they had to be they had to be enforced to hand over county election materials and equipment were legal. The judge says were legal

and enforceable. He said that on February 26th. This all just leads up to them lying through the Maricopa Board of Supervisors get called out on their bullshit. This is just leads up to them lying through their teeth. Maricopa Board of Supervisors get called out on their bullshit. This is a related story. Arizona Congressman Fincham, he's in the House of Reps of Arizona, took them to task on the Steve Bannon

podcast. We have a video of him explaining why he thinks the Board of Supervis supervisors is so full of shit in Maricopa County. Here he is. The question becomes, if you're claiming that the voting machines were not connected to the internet, then it should be a very fast exercise to determine whether or not those

IP addresses show up on your router. And that's why the Senate wanted to do that work on site so that they would maintain full control of their equipment. But the Board of Supervisors said, no way. We're not going to let you in. We're not going to let you do it. So this notion that they want transparency, this notion that they want to answer questions,

I'm calling the BS card on that one. No, they don't. Whatever it is they don't want us to see, they're doing everything they can to prevent scrutiny. Oh, I love it. Don't let up, Mr. Fincham. He went on to say, we are citizens, not subjects, Fincham said. We are citizens, not subjects, Fenton said. We have the right to scrutinize our elections. A goddamn men. And I'll say it again.

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