The Nick DiPaolo Show - Nuclear Scientist Found Skeletonized | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1906

Episode Date: June 4, 2026

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I've never disappointed anybody. Except for once. My big, my big, fat, great wedding. I thought that was terrific. I'm kidding. Didn't you disappoint your date? You mother, one time he pays attention to the show. Oh my God, you bastard.

You'd be pretty good on a roast. Dallas just nailed me. I hope you got your voice on that because that could be a good clip. I don't like to include you in the clips, but that one fucking slap me right in the face. That was... Can you imagine

I was just writing about that? That was a good one. Yes, I did disappoint my date. But I made up for it by getting in a car accident and in a fist fight. Two separate incidents, by the way, within 10 minutes. Try fucking... That's what...

I have to capture... that from my dates point of view, as AI told me, you know. Good notes like that. I'm like, well, I was gone. I can imagine what she was thinking. Hey, with her for almost two years after that, apparently she likes of violent guineas. And I'm not, I'm not.

And that's the thing I'm making clear on that story. I'm not a tough guy. I never considered my, but I'm not a pussy either. You know I mean? I did play college football. Not that to make you. I'm not going to back on. away from a fucking guy in a leather jacket or anybody else if I'm drunk.

Anyways. But I know a lot more guys in my life that I've met that are real tough guys. You know, you want to fight Chuck Zito? A bodyguard for the Hell's Angels? What? Anyways. Or even like Gordy Howe. You want to get him from Gordy Howe is young?

You want to get to fight with him? Got to picture him on the back of a boat fishing. he looks like and this is in the fucking 60s guy looked like a bodybuilder he didn't have a lifted weight in his life fucking he's like this his traps are pop

I'll tell you I would have fucked to myself I'll tell you anyways how are you folks welcome to the live line up free shows all day if you want to watch a mad free I don't know

fucking join Rumble premium it's terrific today I will and follow my channel on the Rumble app I'll be talking about once again, Caitlin Collins, I've got to give her a credit. And me and Dallas talk about, there's all the, she looks,

sometimes she looks pretty, she's a pretty woman, then she'll turn ahead one eighth, and she turns into a fucking Arabah terrorist. She's got fangs, and it's weird. But Trump had to, and I give her credit because she doesn't, she, she keeps doing this. She'll pipe up, and Trump will smack her in the face, and she'll just wait for the next press call. Which that I do like about it, but she's full of shit. Anybody works with CNN.

They found, remember, like 11 lab scientists, nuclear lab scientists have been disappeared as they say. What's the new term now made unalive? Can you fucking, when did that start? Do I have to make somebody on alive? Do you fucking Shane's that? Yeah, they found one of them, skeleton. Good luck recruiting those.

also I guess this was based in the UK as far as the airlines are going to start and I don't blame them they're going to start you for life if you get belligerent and all that shit I would have got banned once when I ran down that ramp in San Francisco

or whatever and they shut the door behind me then I get chewed out by a super gay black guy oh they came down and will a Mr. DePaula and I'm sitting like in fifth row. So everybody knows now. I come out and the line's still there.

I'm holding it all up. And then they made me go back to my seat and people come in. I told you their fucking red elbow me in the face. Very embarrassing. But fun. Good story. And an ignorant black woman and a good deed. Let's go to Oh, Jeopardy.

And I know you guys have heard me, you know, every week there's at least, they do five shows, right? One contestant is usually the same guy every night because he's the winner or whatever. But the other two are new every night, right? So let's say that's 10, 10 new ones. There's at least three gay people a week. And, you know, I've been complaining at least two trannies a month. last night and I told you my wife is bad at spotting them

trannies she beat me to the punch I'm fucking cursing out the guy in the far right who's as gay as a purple somebody help me dress shirt as Colin Quinn once said and she goes

yeah but what about the person in the middle I hadn't even looked yet I was staring at this guy dressed like a He was in all these pastel colors, granny glasses, and cut to the person in the middle. It's a guy, supposed to be a woman, names Gil, to let you know, I guess, that dress, boobs, voice deeper than mine. That's one of those ones that, I guess you could say maybe they're in transit. Or they're just letting you know. I know I'm a fucking guy, but I want to dress like a woman.

Another tranny. A gay and a tranny. the fucking champion was a little fruity himself, but I'll give him the benefit. Honestly, God, you're like, why is that a big deal to you? Well, because I'm seeing it in commercials now, and I know a lot of you out there aren't picking up on it because they're very sly about it. I have a trained eye. I've been watching this shit for a while.

You guys have lives, kids, and shit. This is what I do. And you want to tell me, out of all the people that audition for Jeopardy, And again, there's, you know, 12 trannies in the whole planet, and 10 of them have been on jeopardy in the last six months. Is that what you want me to believe? You want me to believe that somebody's not being discriminated against? Like, I don't know, a straight person.

I'm just saying, Ken Jennings, you ought to be ashamed to yourself. He's like, hey, I don't call the shots. I actually like the guy. He's pretty funny, actually. When he's sarcastic, you know, smart people, when they're sarcastic, they're fucking cutting. I'm just saying it's bullshit. It's just as bullshit if they were straight every friggin, you'd be screaming.

Red Sox, I don't know. They're fucking, they're simple. They put up nine runs, two nights in a row, then they shit their pants and beat the shit out of the Orioles last night. Peter Lonzo, by the way. We didn't want him because we couldn't afford him. He only hit one about 430 feet. Made a couple great plays at first base. Sell the team.

That's about it. I'm on drugs. I have four ibuprofen. First of all, somebody told me years ago, my buddy who's an eye doctor, you can't take more than two of that shit. Then it just does nothing. Maybe ibuprofen's different. I don't know.

That, and then I have to take a Tylenol, because they cut my gums open yesterday and put bone in there from some dead guy. So I'm blowing somebody as I talk to you. Hey, who said that? I just heard somebody go, what's new? So they, yeah, the guy, what a boy, to be around a doctor, and I'm not saying my other dentist is not a good dent.

I'm not saying that. That's a situation. But I'm just saying this guy, and I keep blowing him on this show, but he looks the part, you know, he looks like you'd cast him. You know how George Clooney they always have good looking doctors on TV? And he's listening, Dallas, to some bluegrass music. right but it's

they're covering I'm laying there he's doing his shit and I little took his hand out of him I go did I just hear rambling on

which which is what a you know what a lead Zeppelin to him but they did it in bluegrass

it was so frigate and he sings to him he sings to every I wanted to ask him do you ever not do you ever buy a new album what how do you know all this shit

he knows everywhere to every side and it said that in the magazine when I read about this dentist he likes to sing to um anyways it just he's so decisive and knows exactly what he wants and um anyways yeah they cut my gum open and they they had to put bone in there and then they sewed up i got like three or four stitch it in look i got my fake chopper's right on top of he put those i was

like i thought he's going to say you can't use these for a day i fainted um no so anyways that that That has to, we give that two or three months, I guess, three months. And then he puts the post in. And then he'll send me to another doctor who puts what they call the abutment, which is the thing that allows you to put a crown over post. It seems like he would do that too. But the guy's got only so much time on his hands, I guess. Anyways, that's that.

So Steve Hilton, Steve Hilton, had a show on Fox, like, for, I don't know, three, four years. every Sunday night at like 11 bald guy with a British accent. And I go, why do they even have this guy on? I mean, he's smart, but I go, he's not. He just seems like another, another mouthpiece, another pundit. Turns out he's a little smarter than that. He's leading in the governor's race in California, Republican. He is leading.

Yeah, they're probably struggling right now to try and find some more mail-in ballots. Yeah, oh sure. Oh, they're doing worse than that. They'll let us pretend he's winning. They probably win. You know my take on... I'm almost... I shouldn't speak on elections

because I'm so fucking cynical. You know my takes? That's a Marxist country, California. And like I said yesterday, it's like trying to win against Putin. That's how I feel. Karen Bass will pull it out in the end. I especially believe that after Gavin Newsom got fucking

recalled and they had another election and he won, my ass. And this is more proof that he didn't win, because people have had it out there. Excuse me as I threw up in my mouth. Delicious. Had a filet mignon last night. Threw two filets in a bag with, you know what, like a terriaki marinade. Oh, my God.

Oh, my fucking word. What else did I have would that? I can't remember. Might as well have had it at a nursing home. It was so fucking good. That's about it. No blacks on a jury. What?

Remember the story we did? A kid named Carmelo Anthony. Typical young black dude with the fucking hair sticking straight up. Remember he stabbed a kid at a track meet. They were arguing over a seat. And he stabbed the kid to death. And right after that, he got 600 grand in like a go-fund-me page from Black people because he's a cold-blooded murder and I guess that raises your cred in the hood.

Even though he's just a, he's from a, he lives in a beautiful house, like a million-dollar house. He's not one of the, he's not a street kid. He's just a fucking jerk off. 600 grand though. Anyways, they seated the jury for this case. Guess what? No black people on the jury. And guess who's complaining? The black kid's lawyer. Oh, the last three people that were disqualified, that was, it was a racial thing. No, no, actually him stabbing. The other kid was a racial thing.

Is that where we are now? And I said to Dallas, I go, he's making the argument against himself. If he's saying we need more black, we need at least one black person on the jury, he is admitting black people can't be objective. That's what you're saying. We need black people. Why? You don't trust white people to be a...

No, we don't. Why not? So you're racist. Anyways, lick my lollipop What? Hey Nick, watch your strong language. Did I cover it all? Yeah. No black jurors.

Big smiley face. All right. Caitlin Collins, crushed by POTUS. God, I just love this guy. He's doing everything when I was watching presidents for the last 20 years ago. Why don't you fight back? Why don't you call him out on the? shit. Apparently he sees it just like me and a zillion other Americans. President Trump repeatedly

criticized CNN's Caitlin Collins. We call her Kenny in the Oval Office Wednesday, accusing her of false reporting and never smiling. Collins asked Trump about the status of the Justice Department's $1.776 million. Excuse me. Is it million dollar? Am I reading that right? weaponization fund. That's for people who were wronged. Like the January 6th people and whoever else that were wronged by Biden's weaponized, right? To help them out. Of course, even the Republicans turned it down in the House yesterday. Anyways, four Republicans joined, you know, so you'll never see them or hear them again. Anyways, following her, so she asked about it. And it must have got under-trial.

He looks so tired. Why wouldn't you? He's been carrying the weight of the fucking universe on his shoulders for 10 years, but watch him put her in her place or his place. Some of you will believe it, like CNN will believe it because they knew what was going. They're crooked as hell. CNN's a very corrupt organization, but with a corrupt reporter standing right there. Never smiles. You know, so you see a young, beautiful woman, never smiles. I never see a smile off her face. I see a stare. there with hatred in her eyes. She has hatred because we have borders, because we have a strong military, because we cut our taxes, because we do things that everybody wanted. Oh my God.

It's that simple. It's that simple as right. Unreal. I thought that was the greatest thing. Trump said of potential payouts for victims of law. He was answering her question. There she looks like a woman. And she's a pretty one. But when she'll, if she's a, if she's, lifts her chin a second. She's like a vampire. She turns, she morphs into some type of werewolf. She has a mustache and fangs and shit. But other angles, she's very pretty. Just a twat. I could say the C word. Apparently I'm mellowing out my old age. Anyways, he says because people like you have abused our people so badly, he's talking to her about lying about it. When Collins attempted to interject the president shut her down by saying this.

I'm going to stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil. Do you understand me? Be quiet. You should be ashamed to yourself. Oh my God. It's like he's yelling at his dog. You used to be a conservative. He said you used to be a conservative. Trump told the reporter. She used to be a conservative from Alabama. Can you believe it? But CNN in particular CNN does such false reporting. But now they have new ownership. So maybe it'll straighten it out. I doubt. it's hard to straighten garbage out. I don't even remember reading that. Oh my god, I'd blow this guy today if I had real teeth. What? No. Collins didn't respond to Trump's criticisms aside from noting that she's still from Alabama. You shit kicking stinky

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let's move on to the next have you seen me lately the body of a missing nuclear lab worker who vanished last year was reportedly found skeletonized with a gunshot to her skull in a national forest in New Mexico. That doesn't sound too fishy, does it?

Melissa Cassius, decaying body was found in a remote part of the Carson National Forest on Monday, according to local authorities. Cassius, 54, it was last seen on June 26th of 2025. I mentioned to you that a whole Baker's dozen of these people disappear. Thomas McNally, that, a former homicide detective who was investigating Cassie's disappearance for her family, told the Daily Mail that the mom of one's skeletonized corpse, bad grammar there too, was propped up against a tree with an abandoned gun laying nearby. That sounds even fishier, right? Even, you know why? It was a fucking super-soaker. They say she drowned herself. Come on, guys. You can do better than that. McNally said that Cassius's body didn't show any signs of animal activity or

disturbance. That means there were no black guys in the area. That's the clip of the week. That's my favorite one of the year. You know, I'm kidding, black fellas. Like, you know, I hang out with you. I have to. Despite being left to rot in the forest, the investigation firmly believes that foul play was involved in Cassius's death and hinted that her devastated family is going to file a lawsuit against, the New Mexico State Police for purportedly botching the goddamn case. Counselor? A nice combination of looks and brain. Can you have nuclear science?

Nemeanor. Cassius worked as an administrative assistant at the Los Alamos. Does that, but she's still a scientist. They make her sound like she was a secretary with that title, right? They're calling her a scientist, so I don't know. Los Alamos, you know, rent the car. I mean, National Laboratory, created during World War II for the groundbreaking Manhattan Project and was closely tied to U.S. nuclear weapons research ever since, which, as you know, can be very

dangerous today with all the UFO and these guys have knowledge that their superiors. When I say that, I think it's the ones who control the planet, tell their underlings to watch these people. On the day she disappeared, the married mother wiped all records from her phones before leaving them and her identification behind. And walking out of her home in Ranchoza de Tails, a remote community, some 70 miles northeast of Santa Fe. That sounds even fissier, right? You don't wipe your own phone unless you're Hillary and you go, what, you mean with a cloth? You fucking fat-ankled whore, I got to crack your fucking skull. Help it. Remember her getting all smart? Did you wipe your computer? What what you mean with a clue? You fucking, you yeast infection on wheels. I'll fucking fracture your fat. She's got a tailbone like a monkey. How do I know? Yeah, she snores, too. Cassius is just one of several people with links to U.S. defense and nuclear programs who have gone missing or died suddenly in recent years. Do you understand the disappearing?

Who's going to want to, are they ever going to be able to hire anybody again? Who's going to go, yeah, I want that job. They're like, it pays $55,000 in dental. Oh, good, they can identify me when they find me in a fireplace. Check this video out of something. A body has been recovered of one of the 11 scientists with ties to America's space and nuclear secrets who have mysteriously died or disappeared. The remains of Melissa Casillas, a worker at Los Alamos National.

laboratory was found by a hiker in New Mexico's Carson National Forest. Nearly here, I don't hike. You know why? I don't hike. Missing. Me and Andy, I told this story before, too. When I first met Andy, we were at some park in the woods in Connecticut. And we saw a skeleton in a stream. And we both being half a time, we go, oh, it's a dead person.

And, you know, we were looking at it because the head wasn't there. So, but it was like the rib cage and shit. Turned out to be a deer. Exactly. We were depressed the rest of the day. Well, I couldn't have been a 14-year-old girl that we saw on the news. No. That's terrible.

Anyways, yeah, so I wouldn't take a job as a nuclear lab scientist working for the government in New Mexico, especially. That's an interesting state. You know, New Mexico, you take that out. It's the most boringest... I don't know that I... I've ever been there. Did I do a gig? Oh, I was scheduled for one.

Luckily, you get canceled. But I don't, ugh. I don't see the, although my buddy Bob Murphy, brilliant guy. Wait a minute. I just put two and two together. He graduated like first or second in our class. My best friend,

funnier than I'll ever be, by the way. I think he moved to Albuquerque like a few years ago. But he's so smarter. I wonder what he's doing. one. Sounded like he was retiring, but I don't know. I shouldn't be judging it because I've never really, but I just, all as I know is breaking bad and this story, so you decide. It's like judging the state of Florida on cop's reruns. You didn't have the state of fucking Florida. That show would not exist. Let's move on to the unfriendly skies, airline passengers who become abusive

or disruptive during flight. It's weird because the headline didn't mention UK. It just meant, I guess this might be a global thing eventually. Airline passengers become abusive or disruptive during flights could soon face bans from multiple carriers under a new proposal being considered. It turns out, you know what? I got to thank my doctor yesterday. He adjusted this. I said it's too thick, you know? He goes, I know. He takes it and... Huh? Jesus, you're on fire today. And then he pulled it out.

Heard that on my honeymoon. No, it wasn't a honeymoon. It was a date with this guy, Kevin I met at the Benigan's on. It was two, no girl ever said that. It's too thick. Pull it out. At least not to me. They say, could you put some padding around it?

I go, what the fuck? He's nailing me. I feel like a punching bag up here. Hmm, mm. Yeah, he shaved it down. And I put it back in. I go, it doesn't feel that much different, but I'm actually talking about it. My D's and T's are coming out today.

Fucking guys, I'm telling you, there's something about this dude. Beautiful singing voice. Anyways, the people that work on the airplanes, apparently they're tired of dealing with drunks and, you know. Although for all the flying I've done, I never really witnessed any of that. Just me running down the hallway. The plan would allow airlines in the UK to share information about problem. passengers and potentially prevent those individuals from booking flights with other airlines. Really?

Shut up. Mind your fucking business. Shut up. That's somebody yelling at a Delta. About to tranche around. Government officials are expecting to meet with airlines this month to discuss how they can keep Irish people who can't hold their booze off the, no, how a national database of disruptive passengers could operate. I don't like it. Sounds too. Then again, we're being followed and spotted. cameras are following myself. Who gives a shit? The national database will be cooperatively managed by government and

the airline industry. I don't like that. That's, you know, private industry. Well, I'll put private in quotes. I think the guys in a tower are regulated, or I hope so. But yeah, you don't like private industry mixing with government, folks. That's getting very Chinese. Not everyone is convinced such a proposal is the right solution. Gary Leff. Where did he go? No, no, no.

I love to have a picture of this guy. He's a travel industry expert, and he's got a tuxedo. Here he is seen on the top of a wedding cake. Gary left, a Texas-based travel industry expert, an author of the blog View from the Wing. I had a podcast like that years ago was about chicken.

Hey Gary. Says the significant questions remain about how such a system would work and practice. Well, let me demonstrate it for you. Hello. I say that. This is Anthony from

London. What's the English fucking... Anyways, there's a fucking black, silly bitch. Throwing blue. water and shit I love everybody. And I'll let her on the next flight. That's fat fuck.

See how I went from London to fucking Jersey? Made no sense. Government coordination in creating a travel blacklist, which encourages one airline's ban to, this is what he has a problem, to apply to several, raises huge due process concerns, which we agree.

You know, us Americans, he noted that airlines may have different standards for banning passengers, you know, as opposed to other air. Well, you know, like spared airline. You could blow torch somebody and they're going to go, well, he, we'll let him go this time. He, you know, he's a black guy.

He fucking had a, you know, I mean, we made a mistake of serving him ripple and business class and he went fucking crazy on us. So they have different standards. Frontier, you can stab somebody, but don't yell at the gay waiter. Anyways, but he's right different standards for passengers different procedures for investigating on board incident yeah but we know how you can You can work those kinks out easy if you want to be a you know tyrannical about it a Dispute with a flight attendant about a carry on bag in the overhead bin and

Whether a passenger said something offensive or was misunderstood can escalate or if a person was intoxicated or not or if a person was intoxicated or not you know what is that who's this it looks like Trump celebrating something the airline backs up their employee

he's this is part of his analogy and now it's no longer just a decision about whether to do business with one customer again but whether that individual has a right to travel at all I can look one

two strikes in your arm whatever right that's if you want to or based it on and i got to believe the majority of these incidents are alcohol related i would say the majority not all of them um but depending on what you blow that's like if you you know what i mean huh the head of your cock yeah if you blow that we're gonna let you fly again if you're over a point one six you're gone uh delta airlines i just said delta Delta Airlines. That's because you people make fun of Boston.

CEO Ed Bastion. There he is. He looks like Ken Ober with, not Ken Ober. Oh my God. My friend, Lake Great Ken Ober. He looks like, what's his name I'm looking about? Chris. Keith Oberman with AIDS.

You know, timing on jokes is very important. Doesn't he? He looks like, oh, fucking Keith Oldman, 4,400 pounds ago. What a doucheback. I haven't heard. Well, I was going to say I haven't heard from him lately. I'm not on X much.

I got too tired of fighting. Delta Airline CEO, Ed Bastion, proposed a similar system in the United States in 2022, but the idea never gained traction, left noted. I have no idea what I'm about this show. Oh, yeah. Check it out. Too much booze.

I just dropped in for a little drink to settle my nerves before I go to work. What sort of work do you do? I'm an airline pilot. How did you get to be an airline pilot? I used to be a... I used to be a bus driver. But I quit.

Too many drunks on the road. I was on a flight from New York to L.A. couple weeks ago and the plane lost an engine. Oh, don't worry, it'll turn up. You know, there's a lot of pressure being a pilot, flying way up there and high in the air and above all those white fluffy things. Clouds?

You sure you're not a pilot? It's quite a sober, thought and a very inspiring feeling to realize that there are hundreds of people on my plane all depending on me and to that I happen to hold their lives right in the palm of my hand look at Shirley temple down there did you that's Shirley Temple below how here's the thing about that guy not only because he was an alcoholic that's why he said he's not it but there's A lot of people who are alcoholics that can't do that. But he's a good actor, too, and his timing and everything.

The material's always great. I'm surprised nobody. There's got to be somebody on the planet that watchang goes, hey, I can do that. That shows you how hard it is. Yeah, they just don't make them like that anymore. They don't. Or Dino. Or Dino.

Who's got a beautiful voice, by the way. Our whole wedding was Dino. And Sanatran. You're real Gin Fest. And again, I'm not even all Italian, but we looked at it, so we played the park. And I won't even mention that. The proposal sparked debate online about this thing that they might implement, and somebody said, good, I don't want to fly with them either.

Okay, Reddit user. You're right. Another comment to call the proposal, a great idea saying that passengers, airline employees, and others involved in air travel, would benefit from stronger measures against unruly travelers. don't make it any more complicated than it is, you know? You know what it reminds? First of all, we have film on everything, so it'll probably be on, right?

The flight attendant's going to start wearing body cams now, right? Which isn't bad, but you consider this terrorist. But it reminds me of one, like in baseball the other night, they show a play, the guy's clearly out. You know, somebody slid into home, and it's clearly, the first replay, which is what, 10 seconds after the play happens, everybody at home means people know. These fuckers have to put headphones on talking to New York.

That's the headquarters for baseball looking at review. What is this? You know what I mean? Everybody already knew in the ballpark and at home, and they're still looking at it like this a prudafil. What the fuck? I don't get it. As my buddy, the late great Greg Zook, say,

yeah, that's what this country's turned into. You know, everything's by committee, which just slow shit down and whatever. Nobody wants to stand up and go, let me decide, please. You know, that would be called the king. Well, I like that. So when I go to Trump, Trump's a can't. Well, then I like kings.

If that's an existential threat to democracy, it should be threatened. How about that? I'm getting very poetic lately. All right. up let's move on and now for next video of the day when you find that that girl makes me hard it's a cartoon I know as Richard Jenny said you know you're getting old and horny when you're watching the Flintstones ago Betty rubble I'd take a shot at that all right we got a couple for you here um

What are they? I don't even remember. What's the first one? It's the Jew in the basketball court. Oh, yes. Here's why, and New York is a hellhole. But stuff like this probably, well, I can go one or two ways. When I lived there, the black community was at war with the Hasidic Jews because of El Sharpton.

And, you know, people actually get Crown Heights. People actually get killed and shit. But you'd see that. and then you get on the subway, and you would see a Jewish guy sitting next to a black dude talking. It's what makes the place interesting. I mean, it's turned into a whole different thing. But check this out.

The whole hood would you? No, pause. I'm sorry. The reason I'm showing this is because the Knicks are actually in the finals and won the first game last night. You believe this shit? Do you believe it? They have been waiting over 50 years.

New York is the basketball mecca. It's the basketball mecca. It's a zillion playgrounds. It's where you can name endless players that came out of there. And it's their sport. It's a basketball. And they've had nothing to cheer about since Pat Ewing. And Jewish guy, you'd see, this is why they say, don't prejudge.

Would you ever think this guy could even dribble other than on himself after a few whatever's? sitting shiver This is a real Orthodox Jew on a basketball court It almost looks like the 14th street one Right near the comedy cell Anyways, no, it's probably in Brooklyn

Watch us, check this out The whole hood with you The whole hood The black guy's saying The Hold on, hold on Hold on Uh-oh

Yeah Uh-oh Saul is not playing We can't play We can't we're playing Yeah, I got money on the guy. Oh! Yeah!

Juggism versus Juggism. Pause. First of all, he goes, I got money on the guy, meaning, yeah. Then he goes, Judaism versus Jigism. I'm racist, and I couldn't have thought of that. That is, fuck. This is what's great. This is, and it's funny.

Yeah, I'm not going to get too philosophical. But we're that close to everybody getting along. If we were just laughing at each other's differences and celebrate the shit, instead of turning into fucking, you know, animosity and whatnot, it could be a blast. That's why it's sitting at the comedy cellar table with me and Patrice saying shit about each other's race. Geraldo being Hispanic, a Jewish gay comedian sitting there. I mean, it was a free-frole.

Nobody got their fucking feelings hurt. It's that easy, folks. Almost. Let's check out the Jew point guard. Oh, my God. Hey! Junk is up! Kitty!

Kitty! Look at this! Kitty! That black kid is genuinely happy. Although the kid, when I got a close-up, I go, was he? He almost had the... But he was a black kid, I think. Anyways, I thought that was friggin hilarious.

And like I said, these cultures can be fun, man. Check this guy out. MC retail see that close my nice and take a ride inside We'll nest a ser the best everything will be arrived And so back redact of sex and let this MC. MC, Mouish Uh, yeah, that's all I get to say about that.

No, I don't know. And that was Nick's video of the day. Those were some tough Jews. Do you see, it is what makes New York a blast. Anyways, politicians get the way. Anyhow. Let's move on to UFC versus LGBT. To kick off Pride Month this year, a famous UFC fighter that would be Sean Strickland, who's a maniac, has posted an AI video that takes a shot at past woke corporate pandering and several shots at the face of Bud Light's biggest mistake.

So he, this is Sean Strickland, a UFC guy, and he's playing with AI. So that's a breakthrough for him and me this week, actually using it for what it's supposed to me, other than how big is Mary's chance on married with children? Shit like that. But anyways, taken on the LGBT community. Ah, the homosexuals. On Tuesday, UFC fighter Sean Strickland posted an AI-generate video

of him sparring with a likeness of Dylan. He should have got the real person. do anything for cash that thing. Dylan Mulvaney, the infamous transgender identifying influencer to whom Bud Light once sent commemorative cans of beer to celebrate his 365 days of girlhood. In the video, Strickland, who's no open-minded film, he's just a guy. We showed a clip of him at a press conference, belittling a gay guy. Remember? And he goes, you got kids?

Well, then you're, he goes, you're a fucking disgrace, man. You're a fucking dishe. You're just weak. He's belittling her. No, it was a report of defending gay guys. That's what it was. In the video, Strickland here can be seen punching, you know, Mulvaney several times in the Octagon. Check it out.

The official peer sponsor of UFC. I like how he stands over. See, we can have fun with him. this shit. Excuse me. Do you understand how far we've come since Trump showed up on the scene with shit like this? And yesterday we did that story. The NFL sort of just ignored the first day of Pride Month.

Do you understand if you got all that shit out of the way? I saw a clip of a young comic and what the fuck did he say? It was a great line. It was very short. Oh, he said my company made us go. of diversity training, but and he goes, oh, here I was just treating everybody the same. I guess I was all

fucked up. Perfect, right? That's why I love comedy. He says so much with Strickland captioned the Instagram video saying, I've yet to see one rainbow flag. We're back, he says. He also mentioned Bud Light in the caption. At the time of this writing,

Strickland's fake Bud Light commercial garnered roughly 123,700 likes. 120 those were for me on Instagram. In that same spirit, Strickland, who has been very active on X lately, lot of the changes in June 2026 compared to pride months in the past, crediting the current administration.

He's right on top of it. Say what you want about Trump, but June has got far less fagging. Far less gay. I'm sorry. Jesus. I'm hallucinating. he included several clapping hand emojis in the post Strickland celebrated his 31st professional career win in early May I didn't even watch this one because I thought I was so sure he was going to get beat

and there was other shit on obviously after a split decision in his face off against Kasmat Chamaev and these guys you want to fight the guy with that Muslim beard and a hair lip think he got picked on in his fucking village probably grew up in fucking L.A. He's a great fighter

and so Strickland I'm sorry I missed that one Sean I apologize in the main event UFC 328 he beat the fucking guy with a beard I gotta believe he was an underdog let's move on to

I wrote this headline delicately so anti-Semitic fat ignorant female minority It's not even a headline. It's a statement. A raging woman spewing anti-Semitic hate pulled a Jewish writer's hair

on a Big Apple Subway Sunday and screeched. Jews are eating kids. According to cops in shocking video, that's what she actually was yelling out. The suspect identified by police as Bronx resident, Diana Smith. Let's call her Tunisia.

shouted an assortment of vicious remarks against Jews on the crowded seat train, which obviously we know what that stands for. She's on it. Around 2.15 p.m. in Lower Manhattan before she assaulted a 23-year-old upper west side Jewish woman. Let's take a look. So Jews, Jews are eating. Here, you guys, and other kids. Saying that to a Jewish.

Don't touch me. Do you. Do you. Do you even kids? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay for her to eat her, but I can't choke her down. I was just assaulted. Okay.

Okay. Bong-in-a-puccine. They're delicious kids. Have you ever eaten a kid? Very tender. They haven't developed any muscle. You know. You should try eating kids, your fat twat, instead of Popeye's.

How about that? Can you imagine fucking yelling that? This is what you've got to deal with. And the Jewish woman takes it like a Jewish woman. takes it like a Jewish woman very calm and actually showed a handful of hair or some shit. Look at that. That was her pubic hair.

I wish I saw that fight. What? I'm kidding. I'm the arm. But that's the Jewish lady's hair, by the way. I was a rag doll, she said. I couldn't defend myself. There should have been a human barricade around me, which I agree with.

But then again, you're in New York and we remember what happened to Mr. Penny when he stepped up and did the right thing. So that's how that works. And a blue city, which I swear the hell bent on just people are leaving in droves now, L.A., even more, New York, L.A., other places. Anyways, I agree with this. Somebody should have stepped in and helped. She's a young Orthodox Jewish victim. She asked that her name, be withheld, and then she yelled, they don't show she yelled this. You fat, nasty black bitch.

Anyways, nobody stepped up until it was too late, she said. I agree. The victim, a nurse, and a Montreal native were called to she entered the transit system at J Street and was riding for one stop when the suspect also hopped on and started speaking to a couple about the dangers of Jews stealing wealth. Nice, huh? she then turned to another couple and wildly said you could always see the reflection of a Jew

said the Jewish woman who did not want to be identified I think that I don't know what happened oh she's repeating what she said yeah and then she turned towards me like very targeted stared me down and smiled with this very airy smile that I'll never forget the brave nurse said I decided in that moment I really did not want to show fear in the face of that.

So I stared at her right back down and I said, so you see my reflection. And she said, yeah, and I smell it on you too. I don't even know how to. I can't believe people still take the subway. I'd rather in New York just get up a little early. If you're working in Manhattan, you can walk there. But then again, you'll get a pipe off the head if you look Jewish or whatever.

Anyway, let's end this. week with an up upbeats and when I say that I'm usually sarcastic I say it's a nice light story then it's something about a baby having cancer

and catching on fire in a crib final story of the week Immaculate Mary a viral Tennessee movie theater worker 85

that makes no sense either does it unfucking real that folks these are right off the these are actual stories And again, I'm guessing AI now. 85 years old was surprised with $146,000 check as strangers rallied together to help her enjoy her retirement.

Mary Ellen Arron, look, that's her with no head. She's been working with no head. She deserves a break. Somebody get her. They're going to buy her nice head. That's her bent over, folks. That's that poor ladies. posture, 85 and at work, but then you're going to listen to the 402.

Like you said, they don't make them like this anymore. Mary Ellen Aaron was seen hauling a heavy black garbage bag and pushing a cleaning cart during her shift at the theater in Maryville, Tennessee, which has since been viewed more than 13 million times, which means she should have got a lot more money than that. If everybody pitched in 50 cents, yeah, she would have been six, you know, six and a half million dollars. I didn't do it. I don't like her. No.

Let's secretly help retire this beautiful woman. No one deserves to work at this age. Movie customer Brooklyn Green. I love that name, by the way. Brooklyn Green, who filmed the video captioned the post. Green launched a fundraiser last weekend after watching Mary, who has been a movie theater staffer for 45 years, hard at work, even though she's a stranger. This girl helped her out.

And here is the video. That's Brooklyn Green, the young lady on the right, that saw this lady working at the theater when she was at the movie and decided to do this. So amazing. Why, he is. He's really good. Pause.

God is so amazing is what she said at the beginning. Go ahead. Yes. I'm telling you. And you have. You have. I appreciate you so much. I could get up on the chest.

I bless you. Thank you so very much to all the wonderful people that have donated money to the... Go fund me. And I'm overwhelmed and certainly blessed by the Lord and your wonderful people. Thank you once more. We have the actual audio of what she really said. Give me the fucking money.

You hear me? You hear me? I got to come here bust my body. Give me the fucking money. She looked like Mickey, the manager from Rocky. I knew nothing about her, Brooklyn said. Now, people are going to give this girl jazz all the people like me. You know, when you do something like they, you're not supposed to make it about you.

No, this is a great thing. She did. You know, people are there like, you do it quietly. Well, if you're a zillionaire like Trump, Trump does shit like this all the time. And so do a lot of it. You know, even lefty billionaires. and they don't talk about it. But this is great because of her age

and the rest of her generation can take a learn from it. You know, I knew nothing about her. I didn't even know her name when I went to the theater. Green told whatever. I just decided she was working so hard and I aspired to be like her one day, unlike a lot of her classmates. Her physical parents didn't look too comfortable.

It's a good way of putting it, especially since the way, she was working so hard. And she actually interviewed. We have the audio. You say you're a little tired this morning. Is that right? I am tired.

She is very tired. That's actually, I heard your favorite activity to do at the center here is to take a little nap. Take a nap many times as I can. Sounds like me at the dentist. A grain set a target of 200 grand. She raised $146,317. before pausing donations. More than 7,500 people donated to the charitable cost.

And here's where the internet does some good. I love this story, you know. They don't tell you the lady get hit by a bus two days later, hitchhiking to Vermont to meet her black boyfriend. What? Or died of new boredom. You know what? Actually, great point.

As you know, and it was in the story, but I didn't put it, it was getting too long. But yes, people at that age, she said that. That's what keeps her alive. And I didn't really The part about she donates And in her spare time This lady works at shelters and helps homeless people

You know I mean So like they said that 146 grand Even if she doesn't take and she seems like a woman Who's too proud to take I hope she does You know But like like Dallas just said When people like this retire

You know work is what keeps them alive I always bring up Bear Bryant Joe Paterno about three weeks after they had done with the football they were dead. And so she but you see

I got a theory about skinny skinny, like my wife's gonna live until she's 111 unless I choke her out tonight. You know, she burnt the fucking pancakes this morning. What the fuck?

I'm just saying they look, you know what I'm talking about? They're the ones that have a high ball. My grandmother had this friend Beth O'Keefe and they would babysit us

They'd go right to the high balls. Beth, Beth O'Keefe smoked about three packs an hour. She died at the young age. She lasted longer than my grandma. My grandmother died at 93. I think Beth died at 99. There's something about, you know what I'm talking about Dallas is? I think that she's like toughy shoe leather.

Anyways, I thought that was a great story in Brooklyn. Nice job, honey. You did a lot of good for that lady like Dallas. said she's going to go home and sit in a chair and rot. Counting her ones. No, don't ruin the story. That's it for the week. Oh, the theater manager said it'll be Enron's decision once you retire.

Yeah, we know that. What are you, a slave owner? Yeah, exactly. You made more than I did in the last three years, you bitch. Cameo.com, if you want me to make a video, personalized video, telling your friend why he's fast. and smells like cheese or anything like that. Go to cameo.com.

That is it for the week. Thank you guys again for tuning in all four days. You think that I'll say it. You're very welcome. Have a tremendous weekend. We'll see you back here on Monday. Am I safe to say that? Yes, on Monday.

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